What is Irish and left out on the lawn all Summer?
Paddy O’Furniture
Why did St. Patrick drive all the shakes out of Ireland?
It was much faster than to have to run them out.
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Why ca’t you borrow money from a leprechanun?
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
Becuase they’re always a little short.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
What do sailors yell when they first see an Irish shoreline?
Ire Land Ho!
What’s the difference betwee a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
The shamrock is a fourleaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What do get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
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