Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
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How can you stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
By standing back to back.
What has two hands buct cannot scratch its face?
A clock.
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
If Sam’s parents have three sons and the first two are Huey and Dwey, what is the third son’s name? Sam!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
In a one-story red house with red walls, red carpet, and red doors, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs in a one-story house.
Which letter comes next in this squence: M,T,W,T,F,S?
S; the letters are the first letters of each day of the week.
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
If a man stood out in the pouring rain without an umbrella, hat, hood, or canopy over him, but his hair did not get wet, how was it possible? He’s bald.
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