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I . G . d e f e a t e d C . E . M . b y J p t s (one t r y ) t o n i l i n t h e r e p l a y a t R a r l i n g t o n a n d so advance t o t h e s e m i - f i n a l , i n The game was c l o s e l y c o n t e s t e d w h i o h t h e y w i l l meet L . S . E . b u t t h e C o l l e g e h a d much t h e b e t t e r o f i t t e r r i t o r i a l l y , a n d deserved to win. The o n l y t r y was s o o r e d w i d e o u t o n t h e l e f t b y C r o s s l e y a f t e r a p e r i o d of heavy p r e s s u r e b y the I . C . f o r w a r d s i n the m i d d l e o f t h e f i r s t h a l f . The t r e a c h e r o u s s u r f a c e p r e v e n t e d e i t h e r s e t of backs f r om d e v e l o p i n g dangerous a t t a c k s i n the o p e n . a n d t h e i s s u e was d e c i d e d b y I . C . ' s s u p e r i o r i t y i n t h e p a c k . The f o r w a r d s were n o t a l w a y s a s w e l l s u p p o r t e d b y t o u o h - f i n d i n g k i c k s a s t h e y s h o u l d have b e e n ; a n d on t h r e e occasions d e f e n s i v e l a p s e s by h a l v e s and t h r e e - q u a r t e r s c o s t f i f t y y a r d s o f ground t h r o u g h f o o t - r u s h e s , w h i c h were stopped w i t h d i f f i c u l t y . I f t h e s e m i - f i n a l i s p l a y e d i n s i a i l a r c o n d i t i o n s more u s e s h o u l d b e made o f k i c k i n g t o g e t t h e f o r w a r d s i n t o t h e opponents ' 2 5 ' • T h e n , w i t h q u i c k e r h e e l i n g f r o m the l o o s e and a t i g h t e n e d defence,we s h o u l d reach the f i n a l f o r the f i r s t time s i n c e the war. U.LJJ. C O U N C I L The t h i r d m e e t i n g o f t h i s y e a r ' s U . L . U . C o u n c i J spent most of i t s e n e r g i e s on the f i n a l s t a g e s o f adopting a new c o n s t i t u t i o n , w h i c h w i l l probably come i n t o o p e r a t i o n f o r n e x t y e a r t o m e r g e t h e two present separate b o d i e s , the U n i v e r s i t y of London U n i o n , and the U . L . A t h l e t i c U n i o n , under the former t i t l e . A t p r e s e n t 29 c o l l e g e s s u b s c r i b e t o b o t h u n i o n s , b u t a f u r t h e r 14 ( L . S . E . , find " t h e H o s p i t a l s " ) b e l o n g t o U . L . A . U . o n l y , w h i o h i s d i v i d e d i n t o M e n ' s and Women's B r a n c h e s . It i s i n t e r e s t i n g to note that the U . L . U . Diary l i s t s the U n i v e r s i t y as composed o f : 5 U n i v e r s i t y D e p a r t m e n t s ; 2 I n c o r p o r a t e d C o l l e g e s , U . C . and K . O . : 33 S c h o o l s o f t h e U n i v e r s i t y , i n c l u d i n g I . C . ; and 22 " I n s t i t u t i o n s H a v i n g R e c o g n i s e d Teachers", i . e . the Polytechnics, Training Colleges, e t c . ; a t o t a l of 62, U . L . A . U . was f o u n d e d i n 1 9 0 6 , f i f t e e n y e a r s b e f o r e t h e b e g i n n i n g s o f U . L . U . They r e c e i v e t h e i r i n c o m e s s e p a r a t e l y from t h e C o l l e g e s U n i o n s . The A t h l e t i c U n i o n i s a t p r e s e n t c o n t r o l l e d b y c o m m i t t e e s composed o f C l u b C a p t a i n s , C o l l e g e R e p r e s e n t a t i v e s , and o f f i c e r s e l e c t e d b y t h e two B r a n c h e s . U . L . U . i s governed by a C o u n c i l o f C o l l e g e Representatives, t h e number from each v a r y i n g w i t h t h e s i z e o f t h e c o l l e g e from two t o f o u r . T h e s e two b o d i e s a r e l i n k e d b y an i n t e r change o f O f f i c e r s . The new U n i o n w o u l d be r u n b y a s i n g l e C o u n c i l composed o f C o l l e g e P r e s i d e n t s and t h e O f f i c e r s o f t h e A t h l e t i c B r a n c h e s The g r e a t e s t amount o f a t t e n t i o n t o f r a m i n g t h e new c o n s t i t u t i o n h a s been s p e n t on f i n a n c i a l a r r a n g e m e n t s : t h e t e m p o r a r y Proposition i s that the allocations of the future Council b e t w e e n t h e a t h l e t i c end s o c i a l s i d e s s h a l l b e s u p e r v i s e d b y a Union Court for a t r i a l period of f i v e years. This Court w o u l d be composed o f t h r e e members a p p o i n t e d b y t h e S e n a t e , t h e Warden ( t h e U n i o n ' s a d v i s e r on U n i v e r s i t y a f f a i r s ) , t h e U . L . U . O f f i c e r s and t h e J u n i o r T r e a s u r e r s o f both sections o f t h e U n i o n . The income w o u l d be c o l l e c t e d b y t h e U n i v e r s i t y Authorities,

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The m o t i o n t h a t ' T h i s h o u s e w i l l n o t f i g h t in a n y w a r ' drew a s u r p r i s i n g l y s m a l l crowd o f 150 t o the U . L . U . d e b a t e on F e b r u a r y 1 s t . T h i s may h a v e b e e n because the motion d i d not a p p e a l to any organised body i n the U n i v e r s i t y , or because P a c i f i s m does not arouse any strong f e e l i n g , one way o r a n o t h e r , i n t h e average student. The m o t i o n was p r o p o s e d by M r . S t u a r t M o r r i s , the secretary of the Peace Pledge Union, i n an impassioned speech. 'Before the Peace Treaty of the l a s t war has been s i g n e d , ' he s a i d , 'we are r e a r m i n g Germany and J a p a n i n p r e p a r a t i o n f o r a new w o r l d w a r , w h i l e e v e n now f o u r l o c a l w a r s are in progress! War, as a s o l u t i o n t o t h e world's problems, has been judged by i t s r e s u l t s and found wanting. Communism, o u r l a t e s t enemy, i s a n i d e a a n d c a n be d e f e a t e d o n l y by o t h e r i d e a s a n d n o t b y war. The r e a l f o r c e a g a i n s t w h i c h f i g h t i n g is peoples now g o i n g o n i s t h a t o f s u b j u g a t e d s t r u g g l i n g f o r fx-eedom f r o m h u n g e r a n d disease. I n s t e a d o f s p e n d i n g m o n e y o n a r m s we s h o u l d b e p r o v i d i n g more f o o d and m e d i c i n e f o r the needy peoples of the world. To b r e a k t h e vicious government i n the c i r c l e of fear i n which w o r l d i s caught B r i t a i n should disarm and p o i n t t h e way t o ax a l t e r n a t i v e to war constructive instead of destructive. pedestrian I n a much more s u b d u e d , n o t t o s a y speech, Lord, S t r a b o l g i opposed the motion. After r e m a r k i n g t h a t we h a d h e a r d t h e a r g u m e n t s f o r the p r o p o s i t i o n many t i m e s b e f o r e i n t h e p a s t forty y e a r s he went o n t o d i v i d e w a r s i n t o categories. Some t y p e s s u c h a s d y n a s t i c w a r s a r e outmoded, a g g r e s s i v e w a r s a r e t o be condemned b u t w a r s of certainly l i b e r a t i o n and of s e l f - d e f e n c e are justified. War a s a m e t h o d f o r s e t t l i n g international differences i s o u t o f d a t e b u t t h e new methods such as U.N.O. can only succeed i f they are given f u l l support. J u s t as on a p e r s o n a l l e v e l s e l f - d e f e n c e i s sometimes n e c e s s a r y so o n a n a t i o n a l l e v e l r e s i s t a n c e to aggression i s also sometimes necessary. Even an i n t e r n a t i o n a l court be would have to have m i l i t a r y power behind i t to effective.

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Seconding the p r o p o s i t i o n , Mr. E r i c Sobinson, of Birkbeck College, differentiated between nonviolence and n o n - r e s i s t a n c e . Pacifists advocated the former but not the l a t t e r . It i s a fallacy t h a t war ennobles a man, i t i s p a r t o f t h e false i t s g l a m o r i s a t i o n of war t h a t g l o s s e s o v e r m i s e r i e s and s u f f e r i n g . I f we a c c e p t w a r we m u s t also accept r e s p o n s i b i l i t y for a l l the deaths c a u s e d by w a r . Mr. David M i t c h e l l , President of King's College Union, seconded the o p p o s i t i o n . If we r e f u s e t o f i g h t we m u s t a c c e p t t h e responsibility of the r e s u l t a n t slavery. People's ideas cannot be c h a n g e d m e r e l y b y d i s a r m i n g a n d o u r way o f life i s good enough t o be e n c o u r a g e d and d e f e n d e d , by f o r c e o f arms i f n e c e s s a r y . Finally, Christianity i s a m i l i t a n t r e l i g i o n and encourages resistance a g a i n s t a g g r e s s i o n by the a n t i - c h r i s t i a n . From t h e f l o o r o f the House t h e speeches were mostly i n support of the motion. The s u p p o r t for P a c i f i s m ranged from the p r a c t i c a l - that our p r e p a r a t i o n f o r war i s i t s e l f t h r e a t e n i n g the economic s t a b i l i t y of our c i v i l i z a t i o n and t h a t everybody i s always worse off a f t e r a war, to the i d e a l i s t i c - t h e o n l y way t o a n s w e r v i o l e n c e is with unremitting Love. The p o w e r o f non-violent r e s i s t a n c e was i l l u s t r a t e d b y t h e way i n w h i c h t h e German t r o o p s were d e m o r a l i s e d by t h e c i v i l i a n p o p u l a t i o n o f N o r w a y who u s e d t h i s t e c h n i q u e during the occupation. Opposers of the motion s u g g e s t e d t h a t p a c i f i s m was m i s g u i d e d courage.

Mr. M o r r i s p u l l e d out a l l the stops i n windi n g up f o r t h e p r o p o s i t i o n . War c a n n o t achieve a n y t h i n g g o o d , l e t u s t r y s o m e t h i n g new b e f o r e i t i s too late. On t h e d i v i s i o n t h e m o t i o n was c a r r i e d b y 64 v o t e s ,*o 36 w i t h 3 a b s t e n t i o n s .

I n t h e summing up L o r d S t r a b o l g i r e m i n d e d the House t h a t i f P a c i f i s m h a d won t h e d a y i n 1939 present they would not have been able to h o l d the debate. Pacifism is utterly impracticable. We a l l want w o r l d peace but P a c i f i s m i s n o t the way. Continued i n a d j o i n i n g column.

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C . and a l l I c a n t h i n k o f i s a j o k e a b o u t a w h e e l b a r r o w , w h i c h i f r e p r o d u c e d w o u l d c a u s e c o n s i d e r a b l e p a i n and a n x i e t y a s t o my f u t u r e . How c a n I , m o u l d e d a c c o r d i n g t o I m p e r i a l P r e f e r e n c e , my own i d e a s a p r o d u c t o f o t h e r p e o p l e ' s i d o a s , hope t o b r i n g an i n t e r e s t i n g v i e w - p o i n t on t h e c o n v e r s a t i o n w h i c h c a u s e s t h e v i e w - p o i n t , when t h e c o n v e r s a t i o n d o e s ' n t take place. L e t me t r y t o summarise t h e s u b j e c t s w h i c h one c o u l d t a l k about. F i r s t of a l l there i s S c i e n t i f i c theory. One w o u l d i m a g i n e t h a t s t u d e n t s who a r e r e q u i r e d t o h a v e a k n o w l e d g e o f b o t h t h e o r y and f a c t w o u l d d i s c u s s t h e t h e o r y and l e a r n t h e f a c t s a t home. B u t f o r some o b s c u r e r e a s o n - p r o b a b l y s h e e r c u s a e d n e s s - t h e y n e v e r m e n t i o n t h e o r y i n p u b l i c , and c o n v e r s a t i o n s on s c i e n t i f i c t o p i c s seem t o be c o n c e r n e d l a r g e l y w i t h i s o l a t e d f a c t s which are a l l e x h a u s t i v e l y described i n t o x t - b o o k s a n d c o u l d r i ' t p r o v i d e an i n t e r e s t i n g c o n v e r s a t i o n o f more t h a n two s e n t e n c e s even i f O s c a r W i l d s ' s l i f e depended on i t . P o l i t i c s - a l m o s t t h e same s t a t e o f a f f a i r s . Either y o u a r e p a r t o f an i n f i n i t e s i m a l m i n o r i t y w h i c h t a k e s i t s m i n o r i t y v i e w t o extremes o f s e r i o u s n e s s , or you a l l o w y o u r s e l f en o c c a s i o n a l remark a b o u t how l o a t h s o m e t h e E g y p t i a n s a r e , w h i c h nobody c o n t r a d i c t s f o r f e a r o f b e i n g a " U n i o n B o r e " . A s f o r a r t , w e l l nobody h a s any f a c t s , l e t ' a l o n e t h e o r y . Since " W o z z e e k " was f i r s t p r o d u c e d a few weeks ago I h a v e h e a r d j u s t two comments ( a ) " M o n s t r o u s " , ( b ) a s o r t o f a p o l o g e t i c s m i l e w i t h a c y n i c a l t w i s t w h i c h c o u l d mean a n y t h i n g and n o t h i n g . I ' m no f a n o f "Jozzeok so l e t s t r y J a z z , symphony m u s i c , p o i n t fcifi, s c u l p t u r e , p o e t r y . " Y e s , I l i k e d i t " . ' H o , I d i d n ' t l i k e i t " . "Pleasant"} " n i c e " , "shocking", "monstrous", " f a n t a s t i c " , " i v i b o l i s v a b l e " and o n , and o n . " o wonder t h e E n g l i s h l a n g u a g e has ruoh a w e a l t h o f a d j e c t i v e s , you can t a l k f o r minutes w i t h out t h i n k i n g end s t i l l a v o i d i n g r e p e a t i n g y o u r s e l f . I t w o u l d be easy t o a n c r i b e t h i s d o t i n g on s e l f - e v i d e n t f a c t t o t h e s c i e n t i f i c l a c k o f i m a g i n a t i o n , but t h a t i s sheer wishful t h i n k i n g of a s u i c i d a l nature. I t s something i n t h e Imperial A i r . V.'e l a d ; t h e c o n t r a s t w h i c h s t i m u l a t e s c o n v e r s a t i o n , e v e r y b o d y becomes stamped v i l l i a d e c r e e o f s a m e n e s s , and a u n i f o r m grcy-.iess seems t o s t e a l o v e r e v e r y t h i n g . My m i n d t h i n k s i n t e r m 3 o f c o l p u r when f a c e d w i t h t h i s p r o b l e m . I see o t h e r c o l l e g e s a s a mass o f c o n t r a s t i n g c o l o u r s , l u r i d i n c a s e s , n a y b e even h y s t e r i c a l , b u t we a t I . C . seem t o have r u n t o g e t h e r into n misty grey. Other c o l l e g e s a s s i m i l a t e t h e i r s u r r o u n d i n g s ; b u t we seem t o have assumed t h e C h a r a c t e r o f t h e l a n d scape. L'y own f e e l i n g i s t h a t t h e r e s o l u t i o n o f t h i s mess r e s t s l a r g e l y w i t h t h e a c a d e m i c s t a f f , , and t h e c o l l e g e a u t h o r i t i e s , b u t o u r own awareness o f t h e p r o b l e m a s s t u d e n t s w i l l h e l p t o force the pace. So even i f we n e v e r have any c o n v e r s a t i o n about a n y t h i n g e l s e , l e t ' s t r y t o d i s c u s s t h e r e a s o n . Who Imows? Somebody m i g h t even change t h e s u b j e c t .

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I . C . C . G . C . v Loughborough College v L e i c e s t e r H, Hun a l L o u g h b o r o u g h , o v e r 7 m i l e s . * The f i e l d was o f f t o a f a i r l y f a s t s t a r t , w i t h L e i c e s t e r H a r r i e r s occupying eight of the f i r s t ten p o s i t i o n s . However, as the race p r o g r e s s e d - and the snow became t h i c k e r ~ t h e y a l l d r o p p e d b a c k , leaving Loughborough and I.e. to f i g h t i t out. Parks ran h i s best race t h i s season, running second u n t i l the l a s t h a l f m i l e , w h e n he d r o p p e d b a c k t o f i f t h ; G a r r o d was f i r s t m a n home f o r I . e . , m o v i n g up f r o m s i x t h t o t h i r d n e a r t h e f i n i s h . L o u g h b o r o u g h f i n a l l y won a n e x c e l l e n t r a c e by a f a i r l y c l o s e m a r g i n - due m a i n l y to t h e i r knowledge of the h a l f f r o z e n , snow-covered course, 1. K r e n g e l (L) 42.10 2. Willey (L) .38 1 s t . Loughborough 41 3. Garrod (I.c) .43 2nd. I.C. 49 4. A s h c r o f t (L) .49 3rd. Leicester 81 5. Parks (I.C) .58 6. Watts (I.C) 43.19 T h i s was t h e f i r s t v i s i t t h e c l u b h a d e v e r m a d e t o L o u g h b o r o u g h - who h a d c o m e second i n the U . A . U . championships l a s t season, so i t was u n f o r t u n a t e t h a t o u r two b e s t r u n n e r s w e r e r e p r e s e n t i n g U . L . ; w i t h t h e m we c o u l d u n d o u b t e d l y h a v e w o n J U D O I n a n away m a t c h o n F e b r u a r y 2 n d , I . C . J u d o C l u b b e a t O x f o r d U n i v e r s i t y by 3 c o n t e s t s t o 2 . (7 p o i n t s t o 6 ) , d e s p i t e a n i n a u s p i c i o u s s t a r t c a u s e d by t h e ( e x p e c t e d ) b e l a t e d a p p e a r a n c e o f one G i l member m a k i n g h a l f t h e t e a m m i s s t h e t r a i n . b e y (2nd KyuJ s c o r e d two p o i n t s o f f G u i n e s s ( 3 r d k y u ) , t h e f i r s t by a v e r y c l e a n i n n e r r e a p i n g . P h i l l i p s ( l s t Kyu) e a s i l y b e a t h i s much s m a l l e r o p p o n e n t , Kay ( 3 r d K y u ) . P u r c e l l (a l a r g e 3 r d Kyu) was l u c k y t o d r a w w i t h W o o l d r i d g e ( 1 s t K y u ) , o u r capt a i n , who w a s s u f f e r i n g f r o m a b a d c o l d . Shrank (2nd Kyu) of O x f o r d s c o r e d . a good c o u n t e r throw a g a i n s t o u r g i a n t , Z e l m a n ( l s t K y u ) , b u t was e v e n t u a l l y b e a t e n by s u p e r i o r g r o u n d w o r k . Young (lst Kyu), had p r e v i o u s l y been the v i c t i m of a v i c i o u s n a i l - f i l e a t t a c k , and l o s t to Hodkinson (2ndKyu), who p u l l e d o f f o n e v e r y f a s t c o u n t e r . Everard ( l s t K y u ) was b e a t e n by t h e O x f o r d c a p t a i n , D y e r ( 1 s t K y u ) , who h a s s e v e r a l p o w e r f u l throws. At home, Osram G . E . C . Judo C l u b were b e a t e n i n a n e n j o y a b l y h a r d f o u g h t m a t c h by 3 c o n t e s t s t o 2 (4 p o i n t s t o 3 ) . The m a i n p o i n t s o f interest w e r e a f i r s t c l a s s s p r i n g h i p t h r o w by Z e l m a n , a n d a n u p p e r - f o u r - q u a r t e r s h o l d down by Young o n h i s 6 f t . l O i n . opponent. R.W.P. C H E S S In s p i t e of having l o s t s i x of l a s t y e a r s ' a l l - c o n q u e r i n g team the Chess Club are a g a i n d o i n g well. A f t e r p l a y i n g three s u c c e s s f u l matches i n the F i r s t D i v i s i o n o f the U n i v e r s i t y League and two f r i e n d l y m a t c h e s s e v e n members o f t h e College f i r s t team r e m a i n u n d e f e a t e d . Results U . L . League D i v i s i o n I. I.C. l s t v L.S.K. l s t won 5-3 v London H o s p i t a l l s t won 6-2 v Battersea Poly. 1 s t won 5-3 U . L . League D i v i s i o n I I . I . C . 2nd v Woolwich P o l y , l s t l o s t 2-4 v K i n g ' s 2nd drawn 3-3 v Barts Hospital l s t won 3 i - 2 j U . L . League D i v i s i o n III I . C . 3 r d v L . S . E . 2nd l o s t 2£-3i v U.C. 3rd lost 1-5 v S c h o o l of Pharmacy l s t won 4 - 2 A l i g h t n i n g tournament h e l d a t the end of l a s t term, a l t h o u g h not as w e l l supported as those of l a s t year, d i d provide an i n t e r e s t i n g t u s s l e bet w e e n P . A . May p o i n t s ) a n d M . J . S m i t h (8 points) S . J . D a v i s (5 p o i n t s ) , was t h i r d . A n o t h e r l i g h t n i n g t o u r n a m e n t w i l l be h e l d a t the end of t h e S p r i n g Term. A l l chess players i n the C o l l e g e are welcome, i r r e s p e c t i v e of strength, snjd a r e g u a r a n t e e d a n e n j o y a b l e e v e n i n g . Those i n t e r e s t e d should watch the n o t i c e board towards the end of term. P u b l i s h e d by the FELIX P r i n t e d b y S'il

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