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ACT UP beaten up Yesterday lunchtime saw the first demonstration by the group A C T U P L O N D O N (The A I D S Coalition T o Unleash Power). The group has been formed to protest at social and political discrimination against sufferers o f AIDS. Some 40 protesters gathered on Whitehall outside Richmond House, the headquarters of the D S S . The majority were young o f the protesters homosexuals and other high risk individuals worried about their future in society should they contract the disease. The main thrust of the protest was against the reforms to the Social security benefits, w h i c h severely disadvantage sufferers o f terminal illnesses. Since the reforms those unable to work through long term illness are only entitled to income support of ÂŁ24 per week. Independent medical advice recomends a diet for A I D S sufferers costing ÂŁ 3 0 per week. Despite a heavy Police presence, including 8 mounted officers, the demonstration was peaceful. A spokesman for A C T U P told F E L I X " T h e demo was very sucessful but the Police acted like shits as u s u a l . " The only trouble occurred early i n the

("D ti protest when traffic by the Cenotaph was blocked. Following this incident 3 protesters lay down on the pavement to cause an obstruction. They were removed to B o w Street Police station pending charges. Witnesses reported that the Police had been extremely violent in removing the protesters. One man was kicked in the groin and a girl had her face ground into the pavement. One protester told F E L I X afterwards that when he complained to a W P C

involved that she didn't need to treat them like animals she replied 'Animals don't take it up the arse, do they?' The meeting broke up peacefully by about 2pm and the protesters dispersed to avoid aggravating the Police. M o r e action is planned by the group in the future including a picket o f the Australian embassy to protest at the country's introduction of random H I V testing.

Union to protest on loans Imperal College U n i o n (ICU) will hold an Extraordinary General Meeting on Tuesday 17th October at 1pm in the Junior C o m m o n R o o m . The meeting is to discuss action concerning student loans. The House of Commons is to discuss the bill on Friday 20th October. Union President, Neil McCluskey, intends to ask students to contact their own M P s and to make appointments to see them to argue against the introduction of such loans. IC U n i o n hopes to arrange a lobby of Parliament next Thursday with the London branch of the National U n i o n of Students (NUS) sending a delegation of students on Friday to talk to M P s . The University o f L o n d o n U n i o n ( U L U ) w i l l not be taking part as a whole, though members w i l l be involved. The N U S w i l l be taking buses o f students up to Manchester to support demonstrations there, under the title 'Fight for the Right to Study' on 18th October. O n October 19th N U S (National) w i l l be presenting a petition to M P s at Westminster. A 'Loans Week of A c t i o n ' w i l l be organised for November 6th until November 10th. N U S hope to set up an 'Education Shutdown' on November 16th after

negotiating with trade unions. O n November 29th the N U S aim to organise a march through central London, from the U L U building in Malet Street to the Imperial W a r Museum. The march is still subject to Police approval. Most London colleges are supporting the N U S lobby on the 19th. C a r o l Hinbest, V i c e President for Welfare at Queen M a r y ' s College, said she would write to academics at her college asking them to write to their M P s opposing the loans. The principal of Queen M a r y ' s is to write a letter opposing loans to students' parents. The Polytechnic of Central London is mounting a 'Loan Busters' campaign to gain media attention. City University is supporting the N U S (London) lobby of Parliament on the 19th. They may support the N U S national demonstration on November 29th if it goes ahead. The N U S is in the process of deciding whether to hold a strike at further education colleges in the future. Pickets of colleges may be a possibility, said a spokesman. The N U S w i l l hold demonstrations and marches near the time of the Queen's Speech in November, when the Queen w i l l state the Government's legislation

diary for the next Parliamentary session, which w i l l include the Student Loans B i l l . The Rector o f Imperial College, Professor Eric A s h , told F E L I X that he felt grants 'wholly paid for by the State are no longer tenable' and that the 'erosion of that idea was inevitable'. He went on to say that details on student loans were not known and that he could not 'shoot at a vague target'. He added that the loans proposal 'helped too little'. O n being asked whether he would take action similar to the principal o f Queen M a r y ' s College Professor A s h said he had 'not so far thought of that; I think the greater attack on the educational system is that of fees'. The Committee of Vice Chancellors and Principals eventually approved the idea of introducing student fees in the future, though Professor A s h voted against this saying this idea was 'diverging from Europe.' Education i n this country would become too expensive for students because of their having to pay their own fees, and they would, f o r instance, choose to 'study in Paris', he added.

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Ashley Unitt argues that ICU should stick to helping students, not playing at politics and says tha a lot to lose if our college reaffiliates to the National Union of Students.

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ENGINEERS AND SCIENTISTS OFFERED A WORLD OF OPPORTONITTES WITH ICI OVER CHRISTMAS The career opportunities for graduates in the 1990's seem to be becoming increasingly diverse. As a result, more and more students are looking for their first job vnthin organisations that are international, flexible, competitive and world leaders in technical innovation. With so much to look for, it is an advantage to get an early introduction to such an organisation and meet the people within it. Id's engineering Christmas courses provide the ideal opportunity to find out more about the people and careers in Chemical, Mechanical and Control/Electrical engineering. Come along to our presentation on Monday 16th October at 6pm in the Sherfield Building Ante Room, where you can meet ICI engineers and get an insight to the Christmas courses and the careers they describe. The presentation will also be of interest to anyone unable to attend a Christmas course, but still interested in a career in ICI, one of the world's most successful international businesses. Buffet and drinks will be provided.

U L U sabbaticals i n staff-strife There are indications of friction between elected sabbatical officers and members of permanent staff at the University o f London Union ( U L U ) over room bookings within the U L U Building. Imperial College Union (ICU) sabbaticals were led to believe that a 'get together' held last Wednesday night in Palms Wine Bar in the U L U Building was 'a protest to demonstrate solidarity between L o n d on sabbaticals'. They were not aware until they reached the party that it was to celebrate the 21st birthday of a sabbatical from the London School o f Economics. Members of the Union were told by I C U Deputy President Dave W i l l i a m s on the way to the party that it's a case of when a club tries to book a room

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Tiddlywinks Tiddly winking down Oxford Street raised £2,100 for A c t i o n A i d last Saturday. Carol Luscombe, President of the Royal College of Science Union ( R C S U ) , claimed that the R C S had raised £971 of the total. Hal Calamvokis said that collecting was harder than last year and there were less shoppers about. Last year participants raised £ 2 , 5 0 0 . 'It was a bit of a disorganised shambles which was my fault,' he added, 'This Saturday w i l l be much better'. A giant Monopoly game will be played over the whole o f London this Saturday.

Rugby theft Members of Imperial College's 1st and 2nd Rugby teams returned from their first training session on Tuesday to find that about £ 2 , 0 0 0 worth o f personal belongings had been stolen. The items stolen included watches, cash and credit cards which were put in a locker in the changing room in the Union Building. There were signs that an implement similar to a screwdriver had been used to force a locker. Team members commented that at least two non-rugby players were in the changing rooms at the same time that they had changed.

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Chris Massey 'hadn't talked to her about i t ' . M r Massey was unavailable for comment. U L U Vice President (Services), Steve Hopwood claimed that the party was simply to 'celebrate the L S E sabbatical's birthday' and that it had 'no ulterior motive'. H e said that any stories of staff problems were 'gross misrepresentation' and added that he 'didn't feel U L U had any problems whatsoever' with its permanent staff. U L U have a staff protocol that forbids discussion of staff matters without the presence of the member of staff concerned. M r Hopwood rang M r W i l l i a m s yesterday to remind h i m of the protocol. M r W i l l i a m s later refused to deny his remarks on the matter to F E L I X .

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The brick re-surfacing of Imperial College Road is to brick cost over £ 1 0 5 , 0 0 0of . So far bricks have been The re-surfacing Imperial College ËÌ laid Biochemistry ÇÈ fn between post nvprthe f 10S OflO fstr building ÉÊÇ È I Qand V A the L y o n Play fair library. M r P Burridge, Contracts Manager, said this was 'part o f the project to gently improve roadways in the College'. H e explained that the price 'compared favourably' to the cost of laying the b r i c k s around the C i v i l E n g i n e e r i n g department.

Week lift The delayed installation of a new lift in Weeks H a l l inconvenienced students moving in at the beginning of this term. The old lift was removed in July, and the new lift should have been in place by the end of September. The lift is not in full working order yet. M r Simon Walker, warden of Weeks Hall noted that ' o f course when the students came i n with their luggage we had middle-aged parents slaving like sherpas up eight floors'. H e also commented that the lift has been getting steadily more decrepit for twenty years and the work could have been started earlier in the summer. M r P Burridge, Contacts Manager, who was responsible in part for hiring ERS (Elevator Repair Services) to do the work explained that there had been problems installing the lift as a missing part had to be found. He said the lift had been available for carrying up baggage since the start of term and would be fully operational 'by the beginning o f next week'.

Credits A huge thanks must go first to Andy Thompson, the F E L I X printer, who performed a miracle o f printing technology by printing this term's calendar and worked very late for several nights this week; many thanks to Steve Meyfroidt for designing it. Thanks also to A d a m Harrington for news; Ramin Nakisa for slaving away at the advertising mailshot; Jason Lander for science; N e i l Lavitt for music; Simon for some excellent pasting up; Stef Smith for managing the business; Caveh, Chris Stapleton and Doug for pics; Rose for typesetting; Paul Shanley, L i z Warren, Wendy Kite, Jackie Scott, Sydney, Ashley Union-itt, Frog for the film review, Andy Bannister, Pippa Salmon, Dave and Simon Turner for sports, Rufus, The Rector, M a l c o l m Aldridge and J o Cartwright, James Connolly, Danny Shiu, and all the collators.

Thanks to all the ladies who turned up for the trials. Missed them? W e l l there's still a chance to play. Leave a note of your name and department on the Hockey Club noticeboard, between the U n i o n Bar and the U n i o n Snack B a r . The ladies sevens turned out twenty of our finest players, unfortunately all with hangovers! A l l three teams produced some good hockey and it's impossible to single out any individuals. The ' A ' team were one point short of the quarter finals. The ' B ' team were unable to score or w i n a match, but played some of the best hockey of the day. The ' C team also produced some solid hockey. It looks like a good season ahead for a l l .

SPORTS RESULTS RUGBY IC 1st XV—62 IC 2nd XV—39

UCL lst-4 UCL 2nd-0

FOOTBALL FRIENDLY MATCHES IC III—1 RSM—2 IC V I - 3 R S M II—2 LADIES FOOTBALL (FRIENDLY) UCL-9 IC—2

HOCKEY 11th O C T O B E R Mens 1st XI—0 Mens 2nd XI—6 Mens 3rd X I - 5 Ladies 1st X I - 2 Ladies 2nd XI—3

UCL—0 UCL—0 UCL—1 UCL—0 UCL-0

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