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Rector Questioned O n T h u r s d a y the R e c t o r , S i r E r i c Ash

was

questioned by

. student

and

numbering

around

attendance

were

College

audience

60.

Also

Angus

Managing

Gordon

a mixed

staff

Marshall,

in

Fraser,

Director, Director

of

Estates, John A r c h e r , C o l l e g e P r o Rector

and

Steven

Newbold,

Director of Marketing. Questioning

started

on

the

financial stability o f the C o l l e g e . T h i s was described as 'stable'

by

the R e c t o r , but he added that the were

reserves

replacement

of

'zilch'. present

The

Security

staff with outside contractors was described as part o f the c o n t i n u i n g effort to run C o l l e g e in a m o r e cost effective

manner.

The

Rector

number

of

believed

university

that

the

students

nationwide needed to be increased, but that this c o u l d not happen with 'the

generous

UK

maintenance

t e r m s ' . H e felt that a 'better was

graduate

a

tax',

way

but

he

d i s a p p r o v e d o f any system that led to students bei ng forced to l i v e at

management

staff

were

who

present, saying that this session was the Rector's

Q u e s t i o n time.

T h e question-time ended with the

h o m e . H e said that ' w i t h i n some

ICU

limits a certain amount o f w o r k i n g

flanning the R e c t o r for R a g . W h i l e

through

p r e p a r i n g for the event, she

College

is

acceptable',

citing the U S A as an e x a m p l e .

He

described students' summer benefits

President,

Zoe

Hellinger, was

the

m e m b e r s not to cross picket lines

heard to say T a m g o i n g to take

Manufacturing Science and Finance

or to do w o r k meant for other staff.

great pleasure in t h i s . '

Trade

as ' d i a b o l i c a l . ' T h e R e c t o r was asked w h y the the extension o f the C o l l e g e

Day.

H e responded T d o n ' t think it d i d '

Motion

and criticised last year's referendum a

Staff

members Union

College

C o l l e g e ignored student's views o n

as

Unions M o v e

'would-you-like-to-get-up-

(MSF)

at

Imperial

w i l l be taking industrial

Dr.

T a y l o r R u s s e l l o f the

AUT

expressed ' h o r r o r and i n c r e d u l i t y '

action o n W e d n e s d a y 4 D e c e m b e r ,

at

in protest at the recent d e c i s i o n to

AUT

contract

' e x t r a o r d i n a r y ' by D e r e k D o l l a r d ,

out

the

work

of

the

the

management action

action.

was

The

described

as

messengers and security guards to

President o f M S F , at a meeting o f

a private c o m p a n y .

his u n i o n yesterday.

Mr

Dollard

General

T h e d e c i s i o n to strike was taken

M e e t i n g o f the Student U n i o n ) has

by an M S F meeting yesterday after

supported

the longer day w o u l d use resources

been called o n Thursda y N o v e m b e r

a strike ballot w h i c h gave 63 per

before.

m o r e efficiently and although all

28 in M e c h a n i c a l E n g i n e e r i n g 220

cent support for industrial a c t i o n .

T h e M S F strike will take place o n

University

at f.OOpm to discuss the changes to

O t h e r unions have also reacted to

the same day as a meeting o f the

e a r l i e r ' question. H e c l a i m e d that

would

soon

of

London

colleges

start at 9 . 0 0 a m ,

he'

c o u l d foresee ' 8 . 0 0 a m lectures by the year 2 0 0 0 . '

A n E G M (Extraordinary

of

the C o l l e g e d a y . In addition, there

the m o v e

will

personnel.

be

three

sabbaticals

should

that wear

Union

for

Public

(the

College National

Employees)

a

Governing

AUT strike

Body

had in

of

never College

Imperial

C o l l e g e , i n o r d e r to l o b b y o p i n i o n in the meeting against the cuts.

A

member

a c a d e m i c staff o n outside contracts

w o m e n ' s g r o u p should be set up,

per cent support for strike a c t i o n ,

that students attending lectures o n

in C o l l e g e ,

and that Imperial C o l l e g e

should

f r o m a poll o f their members earlier

the

reaffiliate to the N a t i o n a l U n i o n o f

this week. In a newsletter produced

c r o s s i n g picket lines.

Students.

this week, the A U T (Association o f

to be

d r a w n o n the matter o f security staff.

He

would

not

pass

the

question o n to the m e m b e r s o f the

This

would

that

h i g h level

NUPE

the

released a p r o v i s i o n a l result o f 80

but he refused

costumes,

by

that

a

H e said that there w o u l d be m o r e

Thunderbird

motions;

said

involve

college-wide referendum.

a

University Teachers) has instructed

4th

o f the M S F December

commented would

be

T h e D e a n o f the C i t y and G u i l d s

Continued

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22 November 1991

Editorial

editorial

W h o e v e r it was f r o m the Overseas

U n i o n b u i l d i n g has been seriously

additional security personnel to aid

o v e r w e a n i n g grandfather dictating

Students C o m m i t t e e w h o b o o k e d a

d a m a g e d - it cost about £600 to put

the duty officers supplied b y I C U .

what his c h i l d r e n ' s c h i l d r e n should

full

in o n

up - b y students t r y i n g to r e m o v e

In the case o f the G u i l d s C a r n i v a l ,

d o . It's pathetic in both the o l d and

didn't

it. T h i s sign is there to help people

most o f these additional and very

new senses o f the w o r d . T h e o l d

want it and d i d it matter, will c o m e

find their w a y a r o u n d the U n i o n

necessary

to the F e l i x office and b e g for their

building.

d r u n k early in the e v e n i n g . In the

should go away a n d get themselves a life.

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Otherwise

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It is not a decoration.

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the m i r r o r

o n the

case o f the M i n e s D i r t y D i s c o few,

I a m sure

that the

if any, turned u p . Security at such

RCSU

people

For

involved

a slightly

less

i n this

venomous

Y e s it does matter. Q u i t e a lot, a n d

events cannot be ensured i f such

o p i n i o n , y o u c a n refer

if it hadn't been for a last minute

p r o m i s e d help is l a c k i n g .

C r e i s s e n ' s letter o n page 4 and the

o f the pages the O S C

reshuffle

w o u l d have got a full page saying The Overseas are paying

Students

Committee

£60 for this.

Cowardly Letters A n d also, to w h o e v e r handed i n a letter last week purportedly

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Felix 918

Letters

State Terror Dear

Adam,

Gaby

P e l l protesting against the

PLO

i n a meeting o f the A n t i - W a r

in the G u l f S o c i e t y , w e w o u l d like

70%

process/

Dear

Adam,

The

The mascotry rules were changed

m o r e people. A group o f e x - R C S U

the influence o f old boys who w o n ' t

opinions flourish.

students objected to this change as

let go c a n ' t be b r o k e n through that

the new rules meant that the mascot,

easily. W e ' r e t y r i n g o u r best but

previously unviolated for seventeen

believe it o r not w e ' r e also t r y i n g

almost certainly b e

to get g o o d degrees as w e l l , so w e

Yours sincerely, Ho Yin Wong, Physics PG, Tobias Schrag, Physics PG.

years

would

stolen d u r i n g R a g W e e k .

rightful place in any such meetings.

the r u n n i n g o f R C S U and certainly

PLO

has to b e taken

as their

Secondly,

a n y terrorist

deplorable

and

act

should

is

be

c o n d e m n e d . H o w e v e r , the present violence is being committed by both sides.

There

Palestinians

have

been

killed over

more

the past

Double Dutch Dross Dear

three years than Israelis k i l l e d . If

don't

find

the theoretical

way.

terror

against

unarmed

civilians.

The

own

I ' m all for constructive

but

criticism.

W e ' d like

things to

change as m u c h as y o u w o u l d .

N o w o n d e r the R C S U has

Angie Creissen, President.

RCSU

Don't Get Caught

Portuguese f r o m an instructor w h o

Palestinian

to

Slaggings-off

from uninformed people don't help,

Physics

courses

state

However,

that hanging a r o u n d .

anything, it is the state o f Israel

like

current

resorted

right straight a w a y .

such a crap image with people like

w h i c h should renounce violence and

rather

about

s o they

b u l l y i n g tactics to get their

Editor,

I

a toss

give

stude nts ,

to students.

s i m p l y d o n ' t have time to put it all

T h e y are n o l o n g e r i n v o l v e d i n

representative.

relevant a n d

continue to let all shades o f political

as such they cannot be denied their

want in the occupied territories, the

more

previous years o f cliqueyness and

must

Palestinians in a recent survey and

rights to vote for the people they

RCSU

m o r e m o n e y for R a g and i n v o l v e

F i n a l l y , Imperial C o l l e g e

o f the

S o long as the Palestinians have no

current officers do want to

make useful

F i r s t , a r e m i n d e r that the P L O at least

a n y peace

recently to make this tradition raise

to raise the f o l l o w i n g points. represents

from

discussion.

participation o f a m e m b e r o f the PLO

Won't Let Go

w h i c h is to ignore and exclude the

R e f e r r i n g to last w e e k ' s letter by

22 November 1991

learning

Dear

Editor,

S e x is legal at twelve. D r i n k i n g

out o f hall and out o f college.

Two

of

been

m y best

friends

have

speaks only Portuguese. B y the time

is legal at sixteen. A l c o h o l is sold

caught. O n e triple A student whose

you

at a l l hours.

parents saved since he was b o r n to

have p i c k e d up enough o f the

Cannabis

is legal.

restoration o f a Palestinian state is

language to understand h i m at a l l ,

D u t c h law, whether right or w r o n g ,

send h i m to U n i v e r s i t y . A n o t h e r

only

you

sounds brilliant.

w h o was w e l l k n o w n by e v e r y o n e

right,

considering the

horrendous injustices o f the past ten

that y o u w i l l never catch u p .

years.

You

T h i r d l y , i n any useful discussion there

realise he is so far ahead o f y o u

must

ask

All h i m many

questions, such as the m e a n i n g o f

smile.

the things that w o u l d Imperial The

College

difference

make

students is that i n

a s i m p l e w o r d . H e w i l l describe it

England:

in terms o f m o r e difficult words and

amphetamines,

member

o f the P L O f r o m the

phrases, that y o u can't learned until

cannabis, depending o n whether it's

meeting

would

you

possession

nonsense

o f the v e r y

Trying

from all

even

a

opinions.

be voi ces

can't

to e x c l u d e make

complete c l a i m that

have learnt the simple ones. Perhaps, in v i e w o f the symbols

Imperial C o l l e g e is ' apolitical'. W e

used,

suspect that G a b y P e l l ' s definition

Portuguese but G r e e k !

of being ' a pol i ti cal' is p l u c k e d right out o f Israeli government p o l i c y ,

Yours Peter

I

should

have

said not

'Class

B

drugs

eg.

barbiturates a n d or

supply

and

p r o d u c t i o n , c a n give y o u anything

Totally

the d r a i n . It's not

worth it. Y o u don't try bleach to see what

it tastes

dealing? mandment

like,

so w h y

T h e eleventh 'Don't

try

com-

get caught' is

impossible to evade. G o to H o l l a n d

f r o m a three month p r i s o n sentence

or sunny S p a i n , but d o n ' t throw it all

fine

to five

years

also get a c r i m i n a l r e c o r d , t h r o w n

THE

are n o w wasted.

thrown down

and/or a ÂŁ500

and/or an u n l i m i t e d fine'. Y o u w i l l

sincerely, Taylor.

and had no enemies. B o t h o f their lives

away here.

A disillusioned Spaniard, Name withheld by request.

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22 November 1991

Letters

The Other Side of the Gulf Dear

Editor,

A s chair o f the meeting organised

spoke optimistically about the future

and we were hardly secretive about

It is the exchange o f v i e w s f r o m

for

it, with posters and leaflets put up

both sides at both the highest and

Palestine

and

peace

in

the of

all around the m a i n areas o f the

lowest level that propogates peace.

and

college for seven days in advance.

R e a l progress is not a c h i e v e d b y

k i l l i n g all Jews. In fact he spoke o f

I

we

censorship. I hope G a b y can realise

his

c o m p r o m i s e d the apolitical nature

this and I w o u l d invite a n y b o d y to

Palestinians and the need for all

of

air any grievances they m a y ha v e

o f any society w i t h i n the U n i o n to

peoples to live peacefully

in the

Society also held a meeting o n the

about our society by c o m i n g a l o n g

invite w h o m e v e r they wish in order

r e g i o n . T h e only angry exchanges

peace conference the next week,

to o u r meetings h e l d o n M o n d a y s

to

occurred

by the A n t i - W a r in the G u l f Society

region.

on the 7th N o v e m b e r , I feel I should

detroying

respond to the letter f r o m G a b y Pell in

last

week's

November),

Felix

(15th

and defend the rights

I

heard the

no

mention

Jewish

state

friendship

with

Jewish

also the

do

not

Union

feel

since

that the

Jewish

a

putting forward their point o f view.

at 12.45pm in the green c o m m i t t e e

Gaby

is

correct

in

m e m b e r o f the floor w ho refused to

M e m b e r s o f o u r society attended

room.

ICU

is

apolitical,

allow J o h n G e e to speak without

this meeting and we w o u l d like to

h o w e v e r , apolitical does not m e a n

interruptions after turning up three

thank J - S o c for holding the meeting

create

debate

University. stating

that

within

this

between

myself

n o n - p o l i t i c a l , it m e r e l y means that

quarters o f the w a y

the

meeting.

Union

does

not

take

any

and

through the

we c o u l d understand and take part.

particular stance on political issues.

I k n o w some people regard the

T h i s stance s h o u l d not be used to

P L O as a terrorist organisation, in

discourage debate within the U n i o n

the same w a y that some ( i n c l u d i n g

on

o u r G o v e r n m e n t ) used to think o f

important current

matter how

issues,

no

c o n t r o v e r s i a l . In all

fairness to the U n i o n , I k n o w o f no

the A N C

as terrorists.

Progress

w h e n o p p o s i n g sides are allowed to

in recent years, a p o l i c y I hope it

talk without preconditions. T h i s has

continues to enact (as l o n g as the

clearly been shown in South A f r i c a .

U n i o n is not c o m m i t t i n g a c r i m i n a l

Also

offence).

someone has spent time in a foreign

why

prison

should

mean

the

fact

banned f r o m I C U ?

o n Palestine. W e took the d e c i s i o n

want N e l s o n

to invite a m e m b e r o f the deputy

Sakharov

Would

Mandela

banned

or

too?

Gaby Andre

i m p r i s o n m e n t i n Israel was not an

two

issue at this talk, indeed it only

reasons. F i r s t l y , the P L O had not

came up d u r i n g B a s s e m ' s answer to

been g i v e n a direct v o i c e at the

a

Madrid

reasons were not g i v e n , and it is

conference,

importantly

they

but

most

are

the

majority

of

the

the

floor.

The

by our peaceful meeting. I ' m not sure i f anybody else d i d , as nobody

John

contacted us before the meeting to

Solidarity

from

the

Group.

Palestinian

Nobody

threathened i n any way.

felt

let us k n o w . In fact n o b o d y made

Bassem

any objection to the meeting at all

1

I'm afraid w e d o n ' t think you will be totally c o m m i t t e d in a degree course n Physics here

I ' m sorry i f G a b y felt threatened

Palestinian people. W e also invited Gee

ndeed No. There is a great confluence of t h e m e s b e t w e e n the t w o . One's boring as Hell, the other's w h o r i n g as a belle.

w r o n g o f G a b y to speculate.

organisation with the support o f the overwhelming

from

So, for y o u , there is no conflict b e t w e e n f o l l o w i n g a career in A s t r o p h y s i c s and tarting on screen?

Bassem's

PLO,

question

W e l l , I d o n ' t see black stockings and lace undergarments as prostitution as such

be

director o f the L o n d o n office o f the

I | I |

You d o n ' t think t h a t you are merely prostituting your natural assets for the cheap titilation of men overe n d o w e d w i t h libido?

that

that the person

I C A W I G S decided to h o l d a debate

B a s s e m A l J a m a l , for

I like t o think I'm representing the essential quintessence of delicate f e m i n i n i t y , its sensitivity, its beauty and its quiet m y s t e r y ; an evocation of understated eroticism.

towards peace can only be achieved

cases where it has banned speakers

In the case o f the above meeting

in E n g l i s h rather than H e b r e w so

Many thanks, Lee Matthews, Treasurer ICAWIGS.

Ten Hour Day Dear

Adam,

After

him.

reading

Paul

Davison's

letter in F e l i x 916 (8th N o v )

about

the £5,000 paid each year by the

Firstly, I would be very interested in

seeing

his

timetable

for

this

g o v e r n m e n t for his tuition fees, or his

vastly

increased e m p l o y m e n t

y e a r — t e n hours a day? O k — s o that

prospects u p o n graduation? If he

C o l l e g e day, it was v e r y clear that

was

for

c a m e to I C for a nice j o b with a

he had totally misunderstood the

study, but I find it h a r d to believe

£3,000 salary, then I ' m afraid that

concept behind it.

that he w o u l d n ' t have at least three

he had m i s s e d the entire point o f

I agree with the first part o f his

or four o f those r e m a i n i n g eight

further education, too!

letter, in that it does seem as if

hours free. T h e w h o l e point being

F o r the record I a m not in favour

certain

that the actual n u m b e r o f hours that

o f the p r o p o s e d changes, but I d o

the p r o p o s e d

lengthening o f

members

of

the

the

college

allowing

for

two

hours

administration, and in particular Sir

students w o u l d be timetabled for

not find the excessive dramatisation

E r i c A s h , are blatantly i g n o r i n g the

would

my

o f the effect that they w o u l d have

views o f the students in c o n t i n u i n g

r e c k o n i n g — u n l e s s M r D a v i s o n is

u p o n the n u m b e r o f hours w o r k e d

with the proposals.

unique amongst the second

helpful

be

unchanged.

By

year

to a n y o n e ,

But w h e n M r D a v i s o n sat d o w n

physicists—he does, and still w o u l d

supporting

to work out that, under the proposed

have, about 18 hours timetabled per

looking

system, we w o u l d be w o r k i n g a 5 0

week; a far cry from the figures that

misunderstanding

hour week for a ' p a y ' o f £3,000, I

he had suggested.

student

(or

A n d as far as d o i n g ' a j o b that

faulty calculator) got the better o f

fear

that o v e r - s e n s a t i o n a l i s m

pays £3,000 a y e a r ' , does he forget

except

the changes

for

evidence

body

so

of

those

who

are

a total

among they

the can

'justifiably' ignore our o p i n i o n s .

Colin

—5—

McCready,

Maths 2.

Last week a letter entitled Tuppence Ha'penny was included, signed by M Schaeffer of Maths 2. Mr Schaeffer has contacted Felix disowning this letter. Whoever the coward was who handed in the letter has sunk to an appalling depth. I rely on trust to a great extent when accepting letters. As of now all people handing in letters to Felix must show their Union Card to me (Adam Harrington) or Rose Atkins our typesetter operator. Confidentiality will still be ensured.


Having

22 November 1991

Felix 918

Feature away

peeled

surrounding

the

layers

Imperial C o l l e g e

Council,

UGMs,

Union

E x p e n d i t u r e 1991/1992

£575,053

M S C s and U F C s , we now m o v e o n to the others... Other Allocations

(Library

House Committee

Exploration Board,Silwood

R e p o r t i n g direct to C o u n c i l , this

£10,585

committee

is

maintaining

and

responsible

Park)

/^^C^laries'

for

improving

£ 1 7 6 , 3 4 7 ^ ^ ^ Cleaning Costs

the

facilities i n the U n i o n B u i l d i n g . T h e refurbishment Building

and

of

the

Training

Union

movement

of

the

House Committee

£2,640

Officers

£25,000

£42,000

Accomodation

U n i o n office was completed d u r i n g the s u m m e r . T h e cost was

£13,290

around

Insurance

M e d i a Budget

£60,000, and the w o r k was planned and authorised i n conjunction with the

Union

Bar

and

Sundries

U n i o n Finance Committee

Catering

committee.

£9,270 £12,585

£6,000

M i s c e l l a n e o u s A d m i n £6,236

£55,000

H o n o r a r y Secretary's F u n d

M i n o r S u b C o m m i t t e e s £9,22'

£3,360

(ICCAG,RAG,Welfare,etc

Entertainments £2,545

Five Year Plans A

c l u b or society is allocated an

City & Guilds

annual budget w h i c h it can spend as it wishes w i t h i n the f r a m e w o r k

O v e r s e a s Students

of

Publications B o a r d

rules laid d o w n by Imperial College Union

and

the

Major

Sub

Royal School of Mines

£15,198

£33,020

SCAB

C o m m i t t e e ( M S C ) . T h e budget will

£16,028

R o y a l C o l l e g e o f S c i e n c e £14,180

£8,360 Athletic Clubs

£9,330

Social Clubs

Recreational C l u b s

£11,305

£54,464

£35,089

change gradually f r o m year to year and the U n i o n s m e d i a costs; this is

e

made up f r o m stationary, postage, subscriptions and the telephone bill.

Corrections

finances

is due, release o f the m o n e y needs

for this year o f a r o u n d

and the popularity o f the society.

to be applied for. E v e n at this point,

These

after waiting 5 years for the m o n e y ,

recent U F C minutes. T h e majority

w e e k ' s article. Q u o r u m for a U G M

UFC

o f the i n c o m e c o m e s direct f r o m

o r E G M is 300 N O T 2 5 0 as stated.

depending o n the U n i o n However

many

societies

have

equipment that wears out o v e r

a

p e r i o d o f years and then needs to

may

refuse

to release

the

m o n e y to the society.

be replaced. T h e s e items o f capital

£571,000.

were d r a w n

figures

from

S T A T r a v e l for their offices,

o f pounds and their cost cannot be

club

met f r o m one y e a r ' s

February

estimates

much

in

money

it

last

mistake.

is d e r i v e d f r o m the rent p a i d by

how

into

My

T h e r e is never enough o f this. E a c h

games

machines

bookings

of

1

apologies

crept

people w h o were confused by this

Money society

mistake

equipment grant. T h e other income

boats...) c a n cost m a n y thousands

or

small

C o l l e g e through the subvention and

equipment (eg T V s , videos, gliders,

budget.

A

to the hundreds

the

and

external

A Complete list of T L A s

Union

rooms.

M S C - M a j o r Sub Committee

A five year p l a n starts o f f i n the

w o u l d like to spend d u r i n g the next

S o how, is this m o n e y d i v i d e d ?

m S C - M i n o r Sub Committee

M S C , and is brought to the U F C

a c a d e m i c year. T h i s application is

A r o u n d £200,000 goes directly to

H J T - H o n o r a r y Junior Treasurer

the students i n clubs and societies

H S T - H o n o r a r y Senior Treasurer

through

U F C - U n i o n Finance Committee

meeti ng. T h e p l a n must consist o f

submitted to the appropiate

a statement o f need, the date when

w h e r e they are all collected and

it is due, and estimates o f the cost

collated by the H J T to be presented

unions

(inc V A T ) . T h e plan is updated and

to U F C .

Sub—Comittees.

MSC,

resubmitted and must be a p p r o v e d

T h e d i a g r a m s o n this page show

every year. T h e year that the money

the breakdown o f the U n i o n s budget

Imperial C o l l e g e U n i o n 1991/1992

Equipment Grant

Income

Union

£4,000

Investment

Games Machines

S T A Travel

RCC-Recreational Clubs

finance

comittee

has

Cdmmittee OSC-Overseas

for the M C S ' s and C C U ' s

Committee

£40,600

this

money

which

year.

The

£14,400

is

Students

A C C - A t h l e t i c Clubs Committee S C A B - S o c i a l C u l t u r a l and

allocated to c ont i ng e nc y . T h i s fund

Amusements

is

PubBoard-Publications

allocated

to

the

unexpected,

Board Board

w h i c h this year has had two major

I C U T m p e r i a l College Union Union

C & G C U - C i t y and G u i l d s

College

costs by an additional £2,300 w h i c h

Union

£18,000

h a d not been foreseen a n d all the 5

R C S U - R o y a l College of Science

£9,000

year plans for this year had been

Union

calculated o n the o l d V A T rate o f

R S M U - R o y a l School of Mines

1 5 % . T h e extra costs o f these items

Union

due to the increase i n V A T w i l l be

S M H M S S U - S t M a r y ' s Hospital

made f r o m contingency

M e d i c a l S c h o o l Students' U n i o n

£22,000

funds.

£25,269 T h e next major cost is the salaries

(Miscellaneous

S C C - S o c i a l Clubs Committee

CCU-Constituent College

• Income to meet salaries

major

c l a i m s already. T h e g l i d i n g c l u b ' s £2,700

R o o m Bookings

the

new glider increased their insurance

£4,300

s membership

college

£55,000 to fund the five year plans total

£22,000

constituent

and

remaining

£570,969

Interest

the

of

£8,700

p a i d to the U n i o n staff,

both full

E G M - E x t r a o r d i n a r y General Meeting

time and casual. T h e full time staff

U G M - U n i o n General

include 3 bar staff, 2 m e m b e r s

U D H - U n i o n Dining Hall

of

Meeting

staff in the print unit, 7 in the U n i o n

SCR-Senior Common Room

office and 4 sabaticals. C a s u a l staff

JCR-Junior Common Room

are m a i n l y e m p l o y e d i n the bar o r

B C R - B r o w n Committee R o o m

as duty

G C R - G r e e n Committee R o o m

Other

officers. major

expenses

are

the

House Comittees Budget, insurance

C C R - C l u b s Committee R o o m UL-Union

Lounge


22 November 1991 The

word

Felix 918

'calligraphy',

in

to

a

group

of

characters

which

the fact that a lot o f the friendship

word.

whatever language, generally refers

Feature

As

most businessmen

is

tell

will

built

bring

never has it r e c e i v e d the status o f

Consequently, they are very willing

one

being an art as in C h i n a .

to pay a large s u m o f m o n e y

talented

and

on

the

basis

of

handwriting-

reflecting the degree o f a d m i r a t i o n

expresses the h u m a n thoughts, but

luck

simply

distinguished

y o u , a w e l l written signboard can fortune. in

shows

to

in

people

who

are

calligraphy!

a

exchange for a fine piece o f w o r k .

Chinaman

history o f C h i n e s e calligraphy is as

Once

characters w e l l , no doubt he w i l l

o l d as the history o f C h i n a itself.

finished

grand

find it v e r y difficult to find a j o b ,

Although

a lot

c e r e m o n y w i l l be held before the

e v e n i n the era o f the invention o f

about C h i n e s e painting and other

shop sign is put in the final position.

Chinese computer.

It is generally

thought that the

westerners

know

fine arts, they have a v e r y vague

the name

o f the shop

being

The

written,

Chinese

a

has

believe

write

his

In C h i n a , c a l l i g r a p h y is the most

that

idea about the nature o f C h i n e s e

personality, d i s p o s i t i o n , tempera-

common

calligraphy. In addition, not only is

ment, hobbies and e v e n the degree

nationwide

Chinese calligraphy

of

art

forms.

hobby,

a

It

is

kind

a of

essential

o f success o f a person can be told

'natural

f o r m o f all C h i n e s e art, it is the

from their calligraphy. F o r example

w h i c h is cultivated in every child in

most

one can i m p l y f r o m the w o r k s

the

basic

the

cannot

If

element

from

which

Chinese

art

tunately,

h o w e v e r , unless one is

brought

originates.

up

Unfor-

in the tradition

and

Emperor

Hui Zong

o f the

of

'Land

stages

Sung

appreciation

scholars

handsome,

about

and

slim

in

Gods'.

in C h i n a ' s

Dynasty ( A D 9 6 0 - 1 2 9 7 ) that he was tall

of

of

have

beauty',

At

certain

history,

become

many

'fanatic'

Chinese calligraphy,

much

influence o f Chinese art, it is almost i mpossi ble Chinese

to

learn

and

calligraphy.

understand

master

In order

Chinese

to

calligraphy,

one has to learn the history o f the formation o f some characters,

Chinese Calligraphy

as

Extracts

well as acquiring the ability to write t h e m . T h i s is because the w a y s the characters

are

written

not

only

c o m m u n i c a t e and exchange with the calligrapher (and everyone),

but

also

from

'Chinese

ideas indeed

convey

an

Calligraphy'

aesthetic element, usually abstract,

by

through visual p e r c e p t i o n . T h e relationship between Chinese

Chiang

calligraphy and the daily lives o f the Chinese

people

is

Walking

in

streets

the

inseparable. in

translated

this

country, one notices that most o f the calligraphy

o n the signboards

Han Mien

in style: they are neat, regular and but

also,

however,

l a c k i n g in d y n a m i s m . B y contrast, in

areas

where

accumulation

of

there

is

Chinese

an

shops,

calligraphy can be seen d i s p l a y e d everywhere. signboards,

Apart one

from

finds

the

that

the

interior o f almost every restaurant, business centre and shop is adorned with examples o f calligraphy w o r k . T h e s e characters have three m a i n values:

their

advertising

decorative

capabilities

and

Democracy

most

importantly, their attractiveness to the appreciative

Freedom

quality, and

appearance,

audience.

but also irresolute.

m o r e so than about d r a w i n g ,

D u r i n g the l o n g years between

A passion and love for the written

the

Tang

and

Qing

for

e x a m p l e , Scholars experted in the

Dynasty

disciplines o f art, song, poetry were

word has long been Cultivated in the

(AD618-1919),

soul o f every C h i n e s e

tions (usually set o n the C o n f u c i a n

C h i n a ' s history, whereas

doctrines)

by

and brilliant calligraphers c o u l d be found e ve r yw he r e and at any time

youngster.

T h e education that they

received

Imperial e x a m i n a -

was

the o n l y

way

teaches them not to tear up

any

which one can embark o n an official

written

use

career.

work

and

not

to

calligraphy

piece o f waste paper.

basic but also the most important

In fact, i n

region o f C h i n a , e v e n

the

is not o n l y the

requirement.

No

scholar

would

have been a w a r d e d a j o b , not e v e n

are

the m o s t magnificent essay writer,

built

specially

for

burning

a

respectful

manner.

The

had

calligraphy

enough'.

Even

been

in

most

poorest village, towers and pagodas written examples o f calligraphy in

not c o m m o n l y

F r o m this point o f v i e w ,

improper writing-paper, not even a every

'not

nowadays,

the

history

found

of

they l o o k at a fine example o f the art o f c a l l i g r a p h y . If this is the case with y o u , w h y

good

d o n ' t y o u have a go yourself?

the

A live demonstration o f C h i n e s e will

calligraphy plays an important role

'Malaysian

Variety

clearly

in

Equally

February

1992.

remarkable to the Westerner may be

welcome.

the degree o f

respect

in

w h i c h the C h i n e s e h o l d the written

one's

social

life.

—

Most they

c o m p r e h e n d . T h e tradition shows

hard

China.

when

calligraphy

this

elegant

find a sense o f satisfaction

ability to write aesthetically pleasing

find

throughout

literature and art, h o w e v e r ,

to

Westerners

by

of

advertisements seems to be s i m i l a r balanced,

Yee,

i

—

be

presented Show',

at

22nd

Everyone

is

Kho.


22 November 1991

Felix 918

Feature Introduction

w o r k e d by an Israeli, they have no

I participated in a two-week tour o f

insurance, no health assistance, no

state.

the o c c u p i e d territories and Israel

pension

territories are d i v i d e d into three

organised

by

an

Italian

pacifist

and

themselves

if

they

injure

in the w o r k i n g

place

organisation. I was one o f seventeen

they even risk losing their j o b s .

w o m e n . T h e a i m o f the tour was to

Palestinian female w o r k e r has one

visit these

month maternity leave,

' d i f f i c u l t ' places,

and

while

A an

strong repression f r o m the Israeli Schools

types:

Journey

the

UNRWA,

occupied

private

and

g o v e r n m e n t schools. U N R W A schools are specifically for

the

refugee

provide

Palestine

in

camps.

primary

everybody,

They

education

although

it

is

for very

difficult for a student from a refugee c a m p to continue into secondary school. Private

schools

are

run

by

religious organisations ( M u s l i m or Christian) or by other organisations (for example W o m e n ' s Committees run most o f the nursery schools). S o m e o f the private schools are run by the P L O , under the c o v e r

of

religious

is

schools

(the

PLO

banned and belonging to or c o m i n g in contact with

the

organisation

means six months to 15 years in j a i l ) . T h e y get the m o n e y to run their schools from Jordan. After the 1967 oc cupati o n Israel wanted to enforce

an

Israeli

syllabus,

but

teachers refused. U p to now they teach a Jordain syllabus in the W e s t B a n k and an E g y p t i a n syllabus in the G a z a

strip. O n e

role o f the

General

Union

Palestinian

of

Teachers ( G U P T ) , among others, is to train teachers to defy censorship. In fact, in the o c c u p i e d territories 2,200

books

are

banned

(from

Shakespeare's H a m l e t , to those o f the B r a z i l i a n Jorge A m a d o and all Palestinian

Anna

Gigli

visited

Israel

last August and now reports on the state of

in the o c c u p i e d

Meanwhile,

the

Israel.

Possession

of

illegal

teacher, a leader o f the G U P T in Jerusalem, 'are the books they took

o c c u p i e d territories o f W e s t B a n k

possible for a Palestinian, not even

away f r o m u s ' .

and G a z a strip, almost half o f them

for farmers, to trade directly with

are refugees f r o m 1948 registered

other states (for instance A r a b states

m o r e than 7 0 % o f the schools o n

with the U N R W A ( U n i t e d Nations

or Europe) without passing through

the

R e l i e f and W o r k s

Israel. T h e y cannot even sell their

p r o b l e m is caused by the current

Agency).

goods

Workers

to Israel,

unless they

are

Government West

schools

Bank.

make

The

up

biggest

closure o f schools (last year they

officially required by Israel itself,

taught

and in that case it is Israel that fixes

days, out o f the ordinary 240 days),

firms and cooperatives o f w o m e n

the p r i c e . T h e farmers

and the i m p r i s o n m e n t or dismissal

(producing

much

some

small

things

Palestinian

like

biscuits,

choice:

either

have the

not poor

from

between 4 0 to

110

o f teachers. T h e government tend

internal market or Israel.

to employ temporary teachers, who

in agriculture, are u n e m p l o y e d or

Land confiscation

easily

w o r k in Israel. U p to 1990 most o f

Another

carpets,

embroidery)

the

country.

the

Karapanagioti.

in

o c c u p i e d territories, and it is not

approximately

majority o f Palestinians either w o r k

Natalia

gets

p e r m i s s i o n to open a f i r m i n the

are

students in the

by

worker

two

There

yogurt,

Edited

j a i l , 'but the biggest l o s s ' , said one

female

m i l l i o n Palestinians l i v i n g in the

Besides

women and

bureaucracy

makes *it very difficult to obtain

months.

both

poets),

literature means up to six months in

w h o are fighting against the Israeli territories and Israel.

and

although these same books are sold

Israeli

oppression

writers

three

meet the people, especially w o m e n ,

are problem

that

the

more

vulnerable

controlled.

Palestinian

and

more

Although

education

standards

were

Palestinian farmers face is the land

have always been considered higher

allowed to travel to Israel, although

confiscation, in order to make r o o m

than

they were not officially permitted

for new settlements. T h i s happens

(Palestinians

to stay there overnight. S o m e o f

both in the o c c u p i e d territories and

them used to be l o c k e d up at night

in Israel.

Palestinian

workers

by their em pl oyers , instead o f daily

We

any

graduate

other

Arab

state

have the highest

students

among

of

all the

A r a b countries), several factors are

learned that there are

122

contributing to the lowering o f those

c o m m u t i n g f r o m the W e s t B a n k ,

illegal A r a b villages in Israel, a total

standards: at the b e g i n n i n g o f the

whilst only a m i n o r i t y were g i v e n

o f 75,000 people w h o live in places

Intifada all schools were closed for

a green c a r d that forbade them to

that are not recognised by the state.

18 months, and after the first 3

enter Israel.

T h e r e is no one A r a b village where

months o f u n d e r g r o u n d teaching a

The

Palestinians

from

the

there

has

not

been

land

new law made even this illegal and

expropriation.

teachers risked between 6 months

as their Israeli fellows: even though

Schools and universities

government schools are not allowed

they pay the same taxes, and w o r k

E d u c a t i o n is another sector where

46

Palestinians

o c c u p i e d territories w h o

w o r k in

to 10 years o f p r i s o n ; teachers in

Israel d o not have the same rights

hours

against

the

40

hours

— 8 —

have

experienced

to belong to the U n i o n or attend various events, like training courses


22 November 1991 or educational conferences, so they

totally A r a b i c and is still

d o n ' t i m p r o v e their standards; the

populated

salary is also very low c o m p a r e d to

because

Israeli

Arabs

teachers

Feature

Felix 918

and

their

by

Arabs.

o f the presence and

Israelis,

largely

Probably

w o u l d leave the country with h i m ,

both

and is g o i n g to d o so. It was m o r e

pacifist

difficult, though, to understand an

of

the

born she swore that o n that date she

e c o n o m i c a l worries then affect the

m o v e m e n t there seems p o l i t i c a l l y

American woman

quality o f teaching.

m o r e a d v a n c e d , the analysis o f the

Israel only 2-3 years ago, w h o said

situation is m o r e political and less

that as an A m e r i c a n Jew she has to

C o n t r a r y to the schools that have

who

m o v e d to

been (at least partially)

reopened,

humanitarian. H e r e for instance the

respond to two states: the U S and

universities

occupied

'Women

Israel, that's w h y she is in Israel,

in

the

in B l a c k ' ,

a

group

of

(for

Israeli w o m e n w h o , since the start

supporting the Palestinian cause.

'security reasons') and lectures are

o f the Intifada, demonstrate against

O n e Israeli w o m a n tried to e x p l a i n

the o c c u p a t i o n with weekly v i g i l s ,

to us h o w difficult it must be for a

territories

are

still

closed

held in private h o m e s ,

sometimes

of

17-year-ol d boy to choose between

possible. T h e r e are 5 universities in

m o u r n i n g , are more politicised than

3 years in the a r m y and 5 years in

the o c c u p i e d territories, all o f them

in other places.

jail for conscientious objection. But

built and maintained with foreign

The Women

in

hotel

rooms,

or

dressed

wherever

in

black

as

a

sign

in B l a c k regularly

then a Palestinian w o m a n f r o m a

We

(every F r i d a y ) picket the streets o f

refugee c a m p

visited the university o f B i r Z e i t ,

18 Israeli towns, with their black

answered that often the o p t i o n o f a

m o n e y f r o m A r a b countries.

in the W e s t

Bank

near R a m a l l a h , built i n 1981 and

banners c a l l i n g for a withdrawal o f

17-year-old Palestinian boy is to be

closed in 1988 after the Intifda. T h e

the Israeli a r m y f r o m the o c c u p i e d

killed or to be tortured by the Israeli

students now study in o v e r c r o w d e d

territories,

conditions university Intifada

in

some

buildings.

the

of

a r m y . It is not an easy dialogue, but

the

old

pacification, asking for a stop to the

it is important that it exists, and it

Before

the

k i l l i n g o n either side. W e talked to

is not by chance that the dialogue

these w o m e n one evening, trying to

is p r o m o t e d

of

students

numbered

in

the

name

mainly

by

understand

the reasons

for

their

B o t h Israeli and Palestinian w o m e n

arrested,

stand and

the reactions

of

their

have a c o m m o n g r o u n d for their

to J o r d a n , or

e v e n k i l l e d , w h i l e others d r o p p e d

families and friends. That was when

struggle;

out. N o w there are less than 1,500.

I first realised how difficult it is to

With

accept different points o f v i e w . It

(frutstration

Solidarity and resistance groups in Israel

was

v i o l e n c e in the army o f the J e w i s h

We

in

reach

be

military service and w h e n he was

spent two days

Israel,

a city

which

in H a i f a , used

to

fine w h e n an Israeli

woman

said that next year her son the

age

for

will

compulsory

v i o l e n c e in the different

anger

and v i o l e n c e against

aims

which

belong

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the

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W e s t

groups are

women

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economic

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do

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sew,

etc.,

often

to

weave carpets, organised

in

cooperatives, so that they also get some e c o n o m i c h e l p ; they also r u n kindergartens

and

Politically

are

they

nurseries. very

active

along with the m e n , in campaigning for

p o l i t i c a l prisoners,

rights,

etc.

for

more

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Felix 918

Clubs & Societies

The Sailing Jet Sea Cup The

Jet

Sea

Cup

is

widely

O n e o f the most prestigious F r e n c h

S a i l i n g teams, made up o f seven

to the W e s t Indies

in ' 9 2 .

universities, Sup de C o - R o u e n , had

'entrepreneurial' persons (students,

c o v e r e d by the m e d i a : a g r o u p o f

syndicate

to

a brilliant idea

of

c o m p a n y representatives or both),

journalists w i l l follow the race day

Imperial C o l l e g e and p r o m o t e it as

vacations

an

c o m m a n d the same type o f

by day o n a C e n t u r i o n 59. M e d i a

a

represented

S c i e n c e , E n g i n e e r i n g and Business

with

filling

Easter

international

regatta in the C a r i b b e a n seas: the

Centurions

47.

makes

level

and

'playing

to

greater

competitiveness

between Point a Pitre and A n t i g u a .

racing.

Day

T h i s years regatta (28th M a r c h to

c o m p r i s e in a series o f

April

'91)

was

a

race

field'

This

Jet Sea C u p . T h e first regatta (13th 20th

boat:

and

the gives

to

night

the

events off-shore

Figaro', Echos',

so

far

include 'FR3',

'VSD',

'Cosmopolitan',

Antilles',

'Les

'France

'Yacht

International'

Club

and

'Neptune

5th A p r i l '92) w i l l run a r o u n d the

races and O l y m p i c triangles lasting

Yachting'.

island o f D o m i n i c a .

seven

opportunity for c o m p a n i e s seeking

D o m i n i c a is the largest Lesser

Antilles

Islands

o f the

and

lies

between the two F r e n c h islands o f

days,

during

which

team

spirit, enthusiasm, q u i c k d e c i s i o n making

and

technical skills

will

select a w i n n i n g team.

It's

'Le

therefore

international

a great

recognition

and

top

European

(three F r e n c h , two

Britons,

one

matches with this purpose. In

addition

to

its

traditional

sponsors I C Y C is seeking others to 'enlarge'

its present budget.

is

any

company

So if

seeking

Guadalupe.

T h e a i m o f this event is to enable

Chandon

greater international exposure and

R u g g e d l y beautiful and v o l c a n i c in

students f r o m E u r o p e a n institutions

p u b l i c relations attache used to say

are interested in the Jet Sea C u p ,

origin,

an

to p r o m o t e their U n i v e r s i t i e s and

o n International Student Regattas:

please contact E v e l y n J o s l y n ( T e l

to

their sponsors. It's also a chance to

" T h e s e are the future directors o f

0 7 1 - 5 8 9 - 5 1 1 1 ext 4689) for m o r e

experience one o f the last spots o n

meet executives f r o m international

companies.

i n f o r m a t i o n o n this event.

E a r t h , w h e r e nature's

companies

w h o w i l l buy o u r

Martinique

and

Dominica

incomparable

offers

opportunity

unchanged

and

discuss

the

and u n s p o i l e d , both o n land and in

opportunities o f summer internships

the sea.

and possible future

careers.

IC

et

The

Australian and one Italian) perfectly

there

Moet

students.

of

'internationality' o f this syndicate

w i s h i n g to p r o m o t e themselves to and investors.

ICYC

represent

Institution

to potential future

their potential e m p l o y e e s ,

clients

wants

T h e s e are the

Yacht

people

champagne." (ICYC)

Club

is

Robin Hood Eight

hundred

years

ago,

Malaysia Soc

in

a

there l i v e d

a

remarkabl e

the d o u b l e i n the L e a g u e and C u p ,

w h o got her m u c h deserved

made a s t o r m i n g start in the U A U

goal for the team.

last Saturday w i t h an excellent 9-3

This

was

the

best

first

overall

1991,

the

proud

by

University

M a l a y s i a S o c 3-2 in a friendly o f sporting

event

took

come.

L o u g h b o r o u g h U n i v e r s i t y campus

His

name

was

Robin

of

activities. place

The

at

the

L o c k s l e y and his story went o n to

and

be

volleyball, badminton, squash, table

retold

in

numerous

motion

film

is

a

games

the

were

tennis and football. The

reception

borough—hey,

'loose'

contested

at

what

Loughreception?

W e l l , a n y w a y , to k i c k off the d a y ,

interpretation o f the outlaw legend,

v o l l e y b a l l was first o n the agenda.

with

by

A h i g h l y tersed and exciting game

K e v i n C o s t n o r . R o b i n returns f r o m

saw the I C team c o m i n g back after

a

star

studded

cast

led

the crusades to find the e v i l S h e r i f f

l o s i n g the

o f Nottingham

celebration

r u l i n g all that he

first

to w i n 2 - 1 .

was

Our

short

lived

as

played

well

in

once o w n e d . N o t to be outdone he

Loughborough

flees to the forest to gather a band

B a d m i n t o n to level the score. Midday,

prayers

for

Muslim

m e m b e r s were followed by l u n c h .

the Sheriff. S o good at his j o b is our

Lunch

R o b i n , that the S h e r i f f kidnaps his

cuisine o f rice and c u r r y . Pleasant

o n l y true l o v e , M a i d M a r i a n , and

c o n v e r s a t i o n and serious chatting-

was

typical

Malaysian

whisks her away to his castle. A l l

up f o l l o w e d . M e a n w h i l e those not

is

playing

the

set

confrontation

c o m i n g f r o m P e r m i (7) and L i s a ,

IC

the stuff o f legend for centuries to

o f rogues to steal f r o m the rich and

T h e D r i b b l e r s , already headed for

did

various

give to the poor and generally upset

Dribblers Win Again

Soc

that his name and his story b e c a m e

The

II.

Nov

beating L o u g h b o r o u g h

England,

F i l m S o c this c o m i n g T h u r s d a y .

68-27 against Kingston

9

medieval

Prince o f Thieves, will be shown by

team winning

Saturday,

Malaysia

pictures. T h e latest, R o b i n H o o d ,

Basketball

On

particularly dark forest i n deepest super h e r o , a m a n so

Men's

Andrea Micheletti.

p l a n n i n g to send at least one boat

for

the

between

ultimate good

and

evil.

games

explored

L o u g h b o r o u g h town at their leisure. A t about

3 p m , squash

and

table

in

tennis were played simultaneously.

Britain that it has managed to gross

T h e I C team secured both events,

T h e f i l m has done

so w e l l

m o r e than £17 m i l l i o n , surpassing

winning

narrowly

in squash

performance

to

Terminator 2: Judgement D a y at the

trouncing

a very strong side, just d i d n ' t know

date and arguably the toughest game

box office. It looks set to continue

table tennis. T h e last event o f the

what hit them (although I C d i d and

they

well into the C h r i s t m a s season with

day

it was generally boots in the shins,

However,

true

it still being shown across the W e s t

Loughborough

managed

e l b o w s in the face, digs in the ribs,

Dribblers

didn't

End.

circles a r o u n d

the I C

k i c k s to the ankles etc etc).

interfere with the m a i n contest o f

have

by the D r i b b l e r s

played

i n all to

season.

form,

let

the

the game

T h e film w i l l be s h o w n in M e c h

Loughborough

was

score in favour o f

E n g 2 2 0 o n T h u r s d a y the 28th o f

fought f r o m start to finish it was I C

November

w h o had the finishing p o w e r . J o ,

(But

w i l l be 80p for members and £1.80

farewells,

w h o has been in stunning f o r m all

different

for n o n - m e m b e r s .

long j o u r n e y h o m e . A

season, s c o r e d a great goal i n the

tired to take part in the race...)

first half, with the r e m a i n i n g goals

it c o u l d

all

had E t h e l

have

been

not been

so too

M e m b e r s h i p is

£6 w h i c h includes the chance to see one f i l m free.

team.

run An

Loughborough.

the day, the customary boat race,

Admission

to

exciting match that ended with a 4-2

w h i c h the D r i b b l e r s w o n i n style.

at 7 . 3 0 p m .

in

where

football

closely

A l t h o u g h the game was

6-0

and

v i c t o r y o v e r B r u n e i . B r u n e i , with

A f t e r exchanging souvenirs and we settled d o w n for the memorable

event with a touch o f sweet victory. Sang R a t n a m , C i v E n g 1.


Clubs & Societies

Felix 918

22 November 1991

Jumping Out of the Sky Saturday parachute

26th

October

Club

saw

descend

the (pun

chess

on

be i ng c r a p , we just had a p i z z a and

Last

learning how to a v o i d b r e a k i n g a

headed b a c k to the airfield bar to

Challenge, play

After

the

day

was

spent

intended) o n Peterborough for the

leg, Saturday was finished o f f with

nurse o u r w e a r y bones

first beginners training weekend o f

a trip D o w n t o w n

courage for the next d a y .

the year.

hit the happening

P e t e r b o r o u g h to

Sunday

nightlife^ T h i s

morning

and

saw

gain

the

land

was played over 16 boards with the

Won

f r o m 2 0 0 0 feet! W i t h 22 still left

s c o r i n g 13 and a h a l f points out o f

intact, with no bones a s k e w , we all

a possible 16.

exploits.

results obtained by

12, D r a w n 3, L o s t 1; hence

T h e notable w i n was achieved by Middlesex League, Bruce Birchall.

repeat our feats o f v a l o u r , a few o f

H e had appeared to have lost his

us

queen, but soon d i s p l a y e d that it

reaching

the

lofty

(another

pun)

of

jumpers

-

this

all

position

second

level

involves

to o p e n y o u r

is

canopy

parachute).

was

a c u n n i n g plan to force

to be mated. B e n T u r n e r , the former V P

o u r elite c o m p a n y , c o m e a l o n g to

and

endgame with wonderful

was

Beattie ( E l e c

Eng

III)

III).

o f his experience to salvage a draw. Another

possible

Tony Lee

(Physics

veteran.

However

he

was

a Chess

had

2

pieces

endgame.

elected

for

the

dignified d r a w after witnessing the

M e c h E n g 2 2 0 , T u e s d a y 26th N o v .

demolition and carnage around h i m .

T h e son o f F l y I starts experiencing

a chi eve d by D r K a r o l l S e i k i w

the same changes his father went

Chemical

through (no, not puberty). Y e p , he

e m p l o y e d a vast n u m b e r o f tricks

a

notable

draw

was

Engineering.

of He

table

and a great deal o f g u i l e to force a

manners ( m a k i n g I C students l o o k

perpetual c h e c k o n the white k i n g .

exhibiting

strange

The

challenge

was

a

good

advertisement for the game and the

Eric

C h e s s C l u b w o u l d like to extend its

Stolz plays the thing with c o m p o u n d

thanks to D r M e s t e l for m a k i n g the

eyes,

event

also a

s p e c i m e n for his

growing

anger into

a

study.

and

frustration

fierce

battle

to

such

b e c o m e totally h u m a n (bit like the

Monday

Chair-entity

Head

£1

really).

entrance

£2.50

for

members

to n o n - m e m b e r s

and

(includes

Football

scored f r o m a set piece corner with the only part o f his anatomy that he ever uses, his head. U C

equalised

immediately and went o n to take the half

time.

IC's

ve r s i on o f D a v i d Piatt, c l u b captain completed

an

outstanding game. S c o r i n g f r o m an A M a t u n i cross to put I C o n l e v el pegging.

T h i s saw the end o f I C

with U C scoring a further two goals to w i n 4 - 2 .

— 11 —

against

the

Kings

Chess

as usual in the

Club Brown

Wednesdays

FANCY PLAYING

RUGBY LEAGUE

season. R S n e l l (man o f the match)

Buckle,

Looking

West, Chairman.

due to the lack o f c o m m i t m e n t that

David

Nov,

with

Committee R o o m on

I C were knocked out o f the L U C u p

after

25

II,

gathering

W

just

success.

at 7 p m .

membership).

lead

a

ahead, there is an away match o n

has been apparent throughout the

BASKETBALL M e n s 1st 68—27 Kingston 2nd

He

winner III),

against the r o o k in the

A s w e l l as be i ng a scientist he is

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chances. B u t the 2 5 2 0 E L O - r a t e d

half civilized).

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in

winning

grandmaster d e l v e d into the depth

starts

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up

R o o m ) or contact one o f us.

Finally

IC IV

pawns

two

M o n d a y s in the B r o w n C o m m i t t e e

Fly II

FOOTBALL Cup: 2—4

of

I C U , p l a y e d with remarkable flair

Club

Harrow

the

white king to the centre o f the board

any Parachute meeting (12.30 o n

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Imperial

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a guest player - the secretary o f the

and M i k e W i l l i s ( C h e m

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M e s t e l (playing white):

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Brunei

the

Champion. The

following

pretending

Imperial

Mestel

set for j u m p i n g . A f t e r waiting and

S i n c e then we have been back to

NETBALL UAU: 28—32

The

training finished with the afternoon

courageous

SPORTS RESULTS

saw

a simultaneous match

against

Chess

went back to the bar,to boast o f our

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(and

maybe

some

Union!)

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Music

22 November 1991

Felix 918

' A

Verdi's

M a s k e d

Ball'

- E N O , Until December 11 the

dying

monarch

at w h o m

it

points v i n d i c t i v e l y .

flitted with agility through the tricky arias, and still taunted the assassins.

T h i s was an unfamiliar cast w h o

T h e conductor, G r a e m e Jenkins,

nonetheless existed effortlessly o n

gave a complete p e r f o r m a n c e i n

the

stage.

Gustavus,

played

by

himself,

whilst

maintaining tight

R i c h a r d T a y l o r f o l l o w i n g a twelve

command

year absence f r o m the stage, was

orchestra excelled

A gilt picture frame c i r c u m s c r i b e s

subdued

hitherto

the tale o f regal assassination. V e r d i

characters

was

betrayer, A n c k a r s t r o e m (the m o r e

complete stage p e r f o r m a n c e I have

drama to A m e r i c a so as not to incite

forceful

attended.

unrest

The

compelled

to transform the

in Naples,

but E d m u n d

v o c a l l y b y the stronger of

his

Malcolm

Lord

friend

and

D o n n e l l y ) and

Chief

Justice

(Terry

T r a c e y ' s translation delivers us to

Jenkins). H o w e v e r , T a y l o r ' s talent

the court o f K i n g Gustavus III o f

was expose d i n the rending aria as

Stockholm.

T h e sands

of

time

he

pleads

his fortune

deranged and tormented m e d i u m ,

renewed with his escape f r o m his

M a d a m e A r v i d s o n (Linda Finnie). Both

glass is smashed a n d the K i n g is

medium)

shot.

Amelia)

As

so

frequent

in

such

Linda

Finnie

(as

terrifying w o m e n w h o have control o v e r the officious and bureaucratic

by his

closest friend, enraged by jealousy. T h e most stunning effect was the dramatic

sets,

huge,

her b a c k h a v i n g flung herself f r o m the balcony i n T o s c a last year. She

shadows

o n dirt-smeared

walls,

proved

to be equally

impassioned

costumes o n the sinister characters.

performance

her harsher

The

voice.

by

curtains o p e n

chandelier,

dark, to a

and

bold

swaying

close

to

a

I ' l l be back! T h e Dissident

emotional

here, g i v i n g a most

complemented

the best

m e n . T h i s is Janice C a i r n s ' return

the

with

dynamics.

is easily

to the stage after seriously injuring

terrifying

emphasising

players

this

(as

woman

betrayed

unknown

Overall,

The

the strange and

overstated operatic tragedy, he is b y fallen,

stage.

themselves i n

the

a n d Janice C a i r n s provide

his

f r o m the

continue to fail before the k i n g , are assassins but finally the huge hour

of

despite

Finally,

playing

Rosa

the b o y

Mannion,

page,

Oscar,

magnificent effigy o f the angel o f

excelled i n the role V e r d i deemed

death o n horseback suspended o v e r

most

important.

H e r pure

tones

James

Time

Sun 24

Coordin-

Mori 25

Tue 26

Wed 27

Thu 28

Fri 29

Mike

Chris

Jav

Cath

Phil

ator

— Sound

9am

Dave

11am

Chris

12pm

Matthew

IMPERIAL COLLEGE RADIO MORNING MUSIC

•1pm

Jon

Chris

Dan

2pm

intro s o u n d i n g slightly like a, ' o u r above',

Carter

track. T h e

Adrian

Adam

Robin

Funki T

Gareth

The Man

Gareth

Adrian

Griffith

Tom

Mitchell

Howard

Music

Music

Music

Catherine

Music

Gossington

Jam

Jam

Jam

Lows

Jam

3pm

Paul

The Flying

Music

The Flying

4pm

Brown

Scotsman

Jam

Scotsman

Jon

Jim &

guitars sound nice, the vocal sounds

o

Holgate

Mitchell

It definitely sounds like James, the

Dave

JAM

Smith

lord

Sat 30

C

CD Q_

like a nice s o u n d i n g v o i c e , a rather sound m e l o d y and definitely sound riff flows through this. Sounds good to m e . O n t'other side is a r e - m i x o f the ye olde fathfullye

'Come

Home'

that is played only slightly less than

New Fast Automatic Daffs -All Over My Face

'Sit D o w n ' , the all time bandwagon

4.30pm

5pm

Vikas

National

Joke, now Blue Pearl) it has

that a n n o y i n g l y

repetitive

Tim & Chip Gav, Dave & Spev

Top 40

James Graeber

Dave C

Omer

Funki T

7pm

Sam

Alison

Joe's Soul

Gabriella

Richard

Neil

Collins

Jackson

Session

boom,

b o o m , d r u m beat that w i l l m a k e it

sound

T y p i c a l N e w F a d s : guitars, d r u m s ,

sound',

don't? B u y this, buy the album, buy

words, y o u know what I mean. Y o u

track as w e l l . 'Well,

I think its w e l l

thanks P o d d y . Pebbles

Neil J

Chip &

Pablo

Robert

Mark C

Bunk

9pm

Taz

Ben

Neil

James

Marcus

Taz

David

&

Jackson

Mike

Flage

Barney

Marcus

Me Mark

Mac

Catherine *lews Desk

Tim

Arts Prog

cronies. and there's another

Feroze

8pm

a must for all y o u H i p p o d r o m e

Oh,

Liz

6pm

song. R e - m i x e d by Y o u t h (ex o f

Killing

Bruce

everything.

10pm

Six 11pm

Pebbles.

Staircase

Request Show

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CD CD CD

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Music

M a t (vocals) a n d H a m i s h (bass),

different.

out a n d about it

two were made up i n the studio and

together with N i c k (drums), w h o

w o u l d be stupid o f them to ignore

are perhaps the best tracks o n the

were out to buy some new jeans, are

a friend now that they are in a group

record.

M a t and N i c k h a d been

Revolver.

in various groups

in Winchester,

but felt they were g o i n g It

was d e c i d e d

that

nowhere.

a move

When

themselves, w o u l d n ' t it? •

'You've

' T h e guitar styles are completely different'. T h i s is obvious to even

got this reputation for

being arrogant, do y o u think y o u deserve i t ? '

to

the most casual listener to Crimson

T h e i r response was to ask w h y ,

L o n d o n was called for. O n c e there

or the 45 e p. T h e four tracks that

w h o h a d told m e ? I c o u l d n ' t really

a d e m o tape was sent to a friend o f H a m i s h ' s , H a m i s h liked it, they met up a n d Revolver

single

were b o r n .

is o n l y

Crimson

their

second

and continues the

release

development o f the 45 ep. B u t w h y

Revolver Interview

H u t records? ' T h e r e was a g u y at o n e o f o u r gigs with a stupid smile o n his face', replied H a m i s h , the quiet one o f the pair. H e was really getting into the m u s i c , and kept s m i l i n g at H a m i s h as he p l a y e d the bass. T h e y had no idea

he

was

from

a

record

company, and in fact were intending to sign to another label at the time. A f t e r the g i g he approached them and spouted out h o w great it had been, what a fantastic group they were a n d , w h o were they g o i n g to sign

to? T

didn't

want

to say

a n y t h i n g , i n case he was f r o m a r e c o r d c o m p a n y ' , continued M a t . O n e thing lead to another a n d they signed to H u t . T h e y both said h o w great it was to be looked after b y somebody that liked

everything

automatically

they

but

d i d , not

because

they

actually liked it. T h e one time it was thought

that

a track needed

re-

m i x i n g so d i d the band. T still think the d r u m s should be l o u d e r ' added Mat. A s k e d what they thought the

current

music

about

scene

they

responded with two points. F i r s t l y , the w a y people

are so

protective about the w h o l e ' i n d i e ' thing, the w a y people say y o u can't have

creative

freedom

inside

major label. It's like when

a

people

c o m p l a i n e d w h e n C a r t e r m o v e d to C h r y s a l i s f r o m B a d C a t people said they'd sold out. N o band has m o v e d to a major label and suddenly turn c r a p , changed

their clothes. T h e

w hole music scene is b e c o m i n g too compartmentalised, people feel like

make up the ep are v a r i e d i n style,

they have to be protective

yet they still remain neatly bounded

general vibe, nothing specific. T h e y

into a complete whole. Its a great

are y o u n g and enthusiastic, its very

r e c o r d , almost a m i n i a l b u m .

easy to mistake that for arrogance,

about

their m u s i c . Secondly,

the w a y that ' i n d i e '

w o m e n dress. ' T h e y always wear c l u m p y boots', I offered. ' Y e s , and flowery

dresses'.

attractive people

N o t the most i n the w o r l d it

must be said. A n d then I died u p , floundering

I asked them i f they had changed d u r i n g their short life together? ' E v e r y time we play we try and

answer, it was m o r e a feeling, a

especially i f y o u want to. T a k e the

Manic

they are arrogant for no reason at all.

answered.

even

p r o d u c e d the best records ever, o r

they

don't

say

they've

anybody

even o f this year, but see them as a start, a beginning to start f r o m .

to something I had promised m y self

m e m b e r s o f the g r o u p . F o r the rest

It m a y be a long road but when they

I wouldn't,

o f the song M a t is half singing, half

reach the end the results w i l l be

laughing the l y r i c s .

m o r e than worth it.

' T h e Scene'.

Sorry.

' W e don't talk about it apart from

change the w o r d s . D o e s

Revolver

o r only the

like a whale o n the beach I resorted

notice

I wondered,

in interviews'. L e t ' s get one thing

' W i t h the first ep we h a d four

straight, they d o n ' t sound anything

tracks a n d k n o w exactly what we

questions I asked them ' h a v e y o u anything else to s a y ? '

like

Moose,

Chapterhouse Moose

their

label-mates,

wanted

don't

sound

continued ,

o r Revolver,

like

t h e y ' r e all

to d o with

them',

Mat

'but with this one we

only h a d one a n d a h a l f . T h e other

about

chats music,

Street Preacher (please) now

make things a little different', they Sometimes

Pebbles

Completely

running

out

' B o t h o f us have blue e y e s '

of

women and colors


22 November 1991

Felix 918

Reviews

f M a r t i n ' s cleaning lady a n d A n a y a friend he makes d u r i n g the course the

film'.

people,

of

an

O u t o f these eternal

three

triangle

is

formed. C e l i a loves M a r t i n , almost to the point o f w o r s h i p , staying with h i m M a r t i n ( H u g o W e a v i n g ) was b o r n with a c h i p o n his shoulder.

When

despite his callous treatment o f her. M a r t i n needs

his mother used to describe a scene

person

to h i m , he w o u l d

absolutely.

challenge h e r ,

telling her that she was lying. W h e n

he

Andy,

trusts, Andy

as the only trusting h i m

lusts after and

falls i n l o v e with C e l i a .

she questioned h i m as to w h y she

Added

to

this

complexity

is

would lie, the angry response would

M a r t i n ' s fanatical d e v o t i o n to the

be ' B e c a u s e y o u c a n ' .

truth; nobody must lie to h i m about

T h e truth was that she c o u l d have lied to h i m . M a r t i n c o u l d verify

never

what his m o t h e r told h i m

about the things she saw, for one

what they see, as they are his eyes. H i s w o r l d falls apart when blackmails

Andy

into

Cinematographically, c o u l d be far better. Proof low

uninteresting c a m e r a w o r k .

and smelt, as ' p r o o f to those w h o

is

c o u l d see.

performances

angry

character

are

two

other

Andy

(Russell

Crowe).

C e l i a is

with

reasonable,

Genevieve

with

outstanding.

bland,

worthwhile. H e r insight into h u m a n

Acting

nature

adequate all

from Picot

film

is v i s i b l y

a r o u n d with h i m , so that he c o u l d

people. C e l i a (Genevieve Picot) and

budget,

the

photograph the things that he heard

Interwoven with this insecure and

to

M a r t i n , a n d the triangle breaks.

simple reason. H e was b l i n d . M a r t i n started c a r r y i n g a c a m e r a

Celia

lying

who

is

wonderful

d u r i n g R a g W e e k . I f y o u think that

characters are given true depth. She

I was being a little extreme, then tell

but

has also managed

was

with blind humour - jokes

H e r ability a n d the

extent that I went blind for 24 hours

a n d the

to fill the film against

the sighted - a n d beautiful insights

excellent writing and d i r e c t i o n o f

into the life o f the b l i n d .

J o c e l y n M o o r h o u s e makes the film

T h i s f i l m has inspired m e to the

m e so, but see Proof

first.

Proof

w i l l be o n l i m i t e d release f r o m the 29th

November.

Stef.

K2

Editorial d o w n a n d its time to c l i m b b a c k into it. H o w e v e r

' K 2 ' is the f i l m based o n the T o n y award-winning

stageplay

o f the

H i R e a d e r peoples! D o any o f y o u

this split

know where our 'Theatre Editors'

second is extremely addictive, a n d

are ? W e don't. Either set would do.

down

he keeps c l i m b i n g . T h e addiction is

If they float past then send them

about the o n l y thing that these t w o

o v e r o n a W e d n e s d a y afternoon. I f

m e n have i n c o m m o n . G i v e n the

anyone

opportunity to c l i m b this m o u n t a i n

send

is

afternoon.

something

each

o f them h a d

sees W i n o n a

her o v e r If

R y d e r then

on a Wednesday you

see

anyone

same name b y Patrick M e y e r s . It

d r e a m e d of, but never expected to

interesting then send them o v e r o n

has

happen. W h e n it does, they j u m p at

a W e d n e s d a y afternoon. W e like to

a l l the essential

conflicts to adventure

the chance.

e p i c , m a n v s . m a n , m a n vs nature,

T h e joys

m a k e u p an enthralling

meet n e w and exciting people even o f the f i l m

are the

m a n vs himself. S o m e h o w , i n the

c l i m b i n g sequences with spectacular

transformation f r o m stage to screen

cinematography,

it lost some o f the spark.

scenes

of

literally

danger. H o w e v e r ,

It centres o n two m e n w h o are

and

nail-biting

it m a y rely too

m u c h o n this part a n d neglect that

Dangerous Mountains in the W o r l d ,

the

is

supposed

to

be

Range,

' c h a r a c t e r - d r i v e n ' a n d an analysis

K 2 for short. T h e y face all the life-

o f the relationships i n v o l v e d . T h e

the K a r a k o r a m M o u n t a i n threatening

dangers

of

the

H e is a physicist w h o takes both his

acting

is m e d i o c r e ,

which

can't

mountains, and find out m u c h about

w o r k and his family very seriously.

happen with a script as stilted as this

themselves along the w a y . M i c h a e l

H e is h o w e v e r just as addicted to

one without a loss o f sympathy o n

Biehn

c l i m b i n g mountains as T a y l o r is,

the part o f the audience

but

characters. H o w e v e r ,

plays

obnoxious

Attorney

T a y l o r B r o o k s w h o lives f o r risks,

for

completely

different

that

for the

there is one

in the c o u r t r o o m , i n b e d , and most

reasons. H e is the epitome o f the

actress

especially

person w h o scales a mountain to be

magnificent i n her splendour, that

o n the mountains. H e

is

absolutely

says at the v e r y b e g i n n i n g o f the

' c l o s e r to g o d ' . A s he asserts there

is the m o u n t a i n . A n d i f y o u want

play t h a t ' Y a gotta keep taking risks

is that split moment right when y o u

y o u r breath taken away by the cruel

get to the top o f the mountain i n

beauty o f nature then definitely see

in this life. Y o u stop taking risks,

which all the answers become clear,

it in the theatre, otherwise,

Jaimeson, played by Matt Craven,

and just

afterwards the

until it's out o n v i d e o .

is at the other end o f the spectrum.

worldly

come

The Token American

you're

dead.'

H i s friend

Harold

as soon concerns

crashing

under

the

desk.

The Amazing Flying

Peoples

cliff-hanging

c l i m b i n g what is possibly the M o s t

film

though w e ' r e x e n o p h o b i c and hide

wait

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Opinion

Felix 918

22 November 1991 It has been a long haul from the

earlier

universal

discards the less fit varieties and

b e g i n n i n g o f life o n E a r t h to the

heirarchy look absurd, and in many

they b e c o m e extinct. T o d a y there

p r e s e n t — s o m e three b i l l i o n years.

respects disgraceful

H u m a n history represents

unworthy

models

of

the

and certainly

o f species that have b e c o m e extinct

the last 10,000 years at most, and

pure concepts such as truth have

as a result o f o u r activities. A n d i f

h u m a n existence perhaps

2 or 3

b e c o m e c o m p a r a t i v e and idealisms

they do not b e c o m e extinct there

m i l l i o n , and m a m m a l s about 175

such as faith have b e c o m e things

will

m i l l i o n . T h e dinosaurs lasted about

f r o m w h i c h we want f r e e d o m .

e v o l u t i o n o f those w h i c h s u r v i v e .

2 0 0 m i l l i o n years e n d i n g about 70 m i l l i o n years ago;

therefore they

We

o f o u r intellect.

are m a n y estimates o f the number

Many

merely

have

evolution

discovered

has

been

be

no

room

for

further

that

W h a t we have to answer for is the

marvellously

ruthlessness o f the destruction we

had a r e i gn w h i c h lasted about 100

creative: we, and all life, have been

have unnecessarily caused, and we

times

beautifully integrated into what the

need to e x a m i n e the methods

the

reign

of

man

as

top

mankind,

the

we

species. The

conceits o f

most outrageous o f w h i c h describes us as m a d e in the image o f the creator o f the w h o l e universe, are

Legacy of Evolution

a k i n d o f w o r k i n g m o d e l designed to

justify

our

behaviour.

Our

leaders have described the w o r l d as

Victorians

called the B a l a n c e

of

N a t u r e . B u t an e v o l v e d system is

created for us alone; other species

still evolving. E v o l u t i o n depends o n

are to be treated as so inferior that

the e n v i r o n m e n t

we d o not have to consider their

occupants,

feelings, w h i c h are said to bear no

rapidly as ever. B u t it was

c o m p a r i s o n with ours w h i c h

and

and

its

present

is c o n t i n u i n g

as

never

are

p l a n n e d : the best we c a n say is that

infinitely more delicate for, only we

it happened and has a r r i v e d where

have

it is n o w .

souls

(whatever

that

may

mean!).

However

S i n c e the industrial r e v o l u t i o n

it

has

never

really

a r r i v e d , but continues to travel. It

and o u r d i s c o v e r i e s o f p h y s i c s and

has

chemistry,

continual changes g o i n g o n in the

techniques

our that

mathematical give

accurate

no

environment

descriptions o f the m e c h a n i c s o f

species

matter

and

our

more

objective, and

trying

out

but all

without

the

their

other various

recent

mutations each species is f o r c e d to

penetration into the structure o f life

select the fittest f r o m all its current

s u r v i v a l o f the less fit m e m b e r s o f

w h i c h places all b i o l o g i c a l

forms

varieties. T h i s brings us to the first

our own

under one c o m m o n ancestry, those

dreadful feature o f its b e h a v i o u r — i t

have been e m p l o y i n g to ensure the

W e continue to e m p l o y methods which

do

distant

Overseas Societies Week M o n 2 5 t h to F r i 2 9 t h N o v JCR During the opening hours of the JCR the following Overseas Students Societies will be presenting food stalls and video shows to entertain you... Monday

Turkish, Lebanese Sri-Lankan, Pakistani Scandinavian

at the

tomorrow,

beyond the

to

more

the

lifetime

next our

children, our grandchildren,

and

their g r a n d c h i l d r e n , in fact o f all or any o f posterity. E v o l u t i o n itself certainly takes no thought for the morrow,

i n spite o f

its creative

success up until the present.

Why

is this? is because we

are

the

first

species to attempt to o c c u p y the w h o l e w o r l d at the same time. W e are g r a b b i n g the w h o l e habitat for ourselves. T h a t is w h y we destroy species,

whereas

true

evolution

w o u l d o n l y c a r r y the c o m p e t i t i o n within very limited habitats. Instead o f a l l o w i n g extravagantly

evolved

species to l i v e o n i n remote places, we

have d e c l a r e d n o w h e r e to be and

no

other

species'

habitat is out o f bounds to us, and we c a n eat any o f the occupants we choose. C l e a r l y this c o u l d be d e v e l o p e d

Wednesday

Malasia, Singapore, Thai, Chinese

into a really d a m n i n g indictment o f Industrial R e v o l u t i o n M a n .

, Friends of Palestine, Latin American, Italian, Japan

Shall

we have to prepare a defence, an apology,

Thursday

or a p r o m i s e

behaviour,

or

shall

of

we

better excuse

ourselves o n the grounds that we are m e r e l y c a r r y i n g out the techniques w h i c h creative evolution has taught us, and i f we are a bit too efficient

Friday

Iranian, Indian

R. S.

Scorer's

world

beyond of

remote,

Tuesday

not l o o k

consequences

election,

It

Professor

species.

that is evolution's fault and we have been unexpectedly g o o d students. It's a thought!

view of the evolving biosystem.


Felix

Felix 918

22 November 1991

UNDERSTANDING

STATISTICAL. THERMODYMAMICS ( PART a )

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1 • ''• '

WORLD E

THETURIN

NAPKIN"


Felix 918

22 November 1991

Feature

The London Underground is an

want? D e s c e n d into the depths o n

extremely convenient way

to get

the largest escalators I've ever seen

the same method to get off the train,

f r o m A to B in L o n d o n , but to the

(when they w o r k ) and y o u feel y o u

things get interesting, and secondly,

unwary it is a m i n e f i e l d o f hazards to

be

negotiated

skill

with

and

diligence.

are not g o i n g with the flow either

you

of

everyone around thinks y o u have an

people

(going

in

the

other

direction) or o f the foul s m e l l i n g

O n e o f the first problems encountered

on

a

obvious?

When

I

first

have

the cross

to bear that

I Q o f around r o o m temperature.

often

hurricane b l o w i n g in y o u r face as

T h e most popular method is to

tube

the train y o u ' v e just missed pulls

wait in the shuffling queue until y o u

typical

Sounds

j o u r n e y is find the station.

drawbacks; firstly, i f someone uses

came

out o f the station.

get to the doors o f the train and then

to

T h e real fun starts in the rush

shove a n d force y o u r way in.

L o n d o n it took me several attempts

hour w h e n h a l f o f L o n d o n is g o i n g

to find the actual station at Leicester

in the other d i r e c t i o n and the other

a

Square . T h e r e are about fifty-nine

half wants to get onto the same train

interesting (as

entrances (and they are always o n

that y o u do (which already contains

look out o f the w i n d o w s ) . Y o u can

the other side o f the road) with those

the

see adverts for beer,

w e l c o m i n g blue signs o v e r t h e m .

E u r o p e a n cities). If it's breathing

charities, adult education courses,

W h e n entered, h o w e v e r , they lead

r o o m only standing o n the platform

as well as poems and other people's

into a b e w i l d e r i n g array o f tunnels.

there are several methods that may

necks, armpits, left e y e b a l l s . . . L e t ' s

People have been k n o w n never to

be adopted to get onto the train.

emerge...

population

of

several

major

T h e first is to wait until the doors

B u y i n g a ticket can provide hours o f entertainment. I always seem to find m y s e l f with m o r e 50p coins than the B a n k o f E n g l a n d and no

T h e sights that c a n be seen f r o m tube

carriage

are

varied

and

long as y o u d o n ' t newspapers,

face it, I lied about the interesting bit. A n d y o u haven't got any choice

Doing the Tube

other change. S o I j o i n the queue

have opened, everyone who wishes

because

stretching into the distance towards

to has d i s e m b a r k e d and all those in

y o u r breathing with those a r o u n d

the ticket office. If I do have the

front o f y o u have entered the train.

y o u and so m o v i n g is totally out o f

'exact

Then

the question.

money

only'

you

may

politely

ask

i f they

might

you

have

to

coordinate

guarantee that the person in front o f

make r o o m for y o u . T h i s is v e r y

me in the queue is illiterate and w i l l

polite and gives a g o o d i m p r e s s i o n

question.

spend twenty minutes t r y i n g to get

to any foreign tourists that m a y be

obvious

a Z o n e 6 return, probably

without

a r o u n d , but i f y o u actually want to

Piccadilly C i r c u s , Leicester Square;

putting any m o n e y i n . A n d I never

get f r o m A to B y o u are better off

places that people want to go to.

trust those machines with my

on a uni-cycle.

W h y is there a station at H y d e Park

£5

notes.

T h e second is to force y o u r way

F i n a l l y , I w o u l d like to pose a Most

stations

are

places;

Oxford

Street,

sit

then necessary to r u n the gauntlet

platform before the train arrives and

roundabout? A n d what about R o y a l

middle

of

a

your doors

without letting y o u through . It's so

A n y o n e who has ever seen a rugger

how that w o u l d appeal. A n d w h y is

embarrassing

forward

there one at South K e n s i n g t o n ?

halfway

Now

which

platform

do

you

Union

Bar

may

this m e t h o d .

It

some

the

has

Stress struggled in the arms of his captor shouting incoherently.

in the

recognise of

time

but

works

and canal bridge.

Y e s , I c a n see

Paul Davison.

two

' F o l l o w me and y o u can j o i n in the p l a n ! '

' G e t away! G e t away f r o m i t ! '

DISORDER.

YOU

WILL

IMMEDIATELY

She m o t i o n e d h i m to follow her

AND

BE

ATTACKED

KILLED!

' A w a y from what?'

through the door. T h e y ran hunched

' A w a y f r o m the r o b o t ! '

in near blackness d o w n the tunnel

conversation w h i l e s c r a m b l i n g and

before it opened out in some sort o f

r unni n g through the darkness.

'What robot?' Stress

stopped

fighting,

no sounds c o m i n g f r o m the corridor like rapping o r gunfire and partly he

realised

his

Somehow

they

maintained

a

partly

because he realised that there was

because

Underground

O a k — t h e m i d d l e o f a large railway

then heave

opened.

on the

large

before

getting

almost

the

o f the rottweilers—the things with

through and then getting stuck.

on

in

the flags that c h e w y o u r ticket up

have

opinion

C o r n e r ? D o people want to go and

to near the front o f the c r o w d o n the way

Davison's

in

H a v i n g purchased a ticket it is

the

Paul

captor

The Inner System

h o l d i n g h i m tightly was female. A s he c a l m e d d o w n she let go o f h i m

airlock. In the d i m red light she

and he crawled over in the darkness

opened the thick door o n the far side

to the d o o r . T h e r e was no sound

o f the r o o m and walked

from

Before Stress entered, he tried to

outside.

Through

a

crack

through.

' Y o u ' r e f r o m outside the system, aren't y o u ? '

6.

' Y e s , yes I a m . '

below the g a p i n g hole he c o u l d see

read the large notice by the door but

us in our struggle against those that

that the c o r r i d o r was

gave up and c a r r i e d o n , u n n e r v e d

control

by

o v e r t h r o w the monsters that blight

empty.

' W h e r e d i d it g o ? ' ' W h e r e d i d what go? A l l I heard was

a crash and then I saw

you

crawled

back

from

the

shattered d o o r to where her d i m shape sat near a small door. H e was coming

down

metabolic

from

muscle

his military manager

and

c o u l d only take orders. ' W h a t do we do n o w ? ' T h i s seemed to spark something o f f in her.

skin and

flourescent

striped aluminium jumpsuit glowing strangely

in

the

light.

He

was

swallowed up in the darkness o f the

d i v i n g into the r o o m . ' Stress

his pale

tunnel.

Behind

him

the

notice

continued reading.

MENT.

WARNING!

ENTER

IF

YOU

SKINNED, HAVE

DO ARE

NOT PALE

WEARING

UNFASHIONABLE OR

ENVIRON-

ANY

CLOTHES PHYSICAL

us.

If

you

can

help

us

o u r lives w e ' d be so grateful.' Even

in

pitch

darkness

he

Troy

Tempest's

hero meets

c o u l d n ' t take his eyes o f f her. ' I ' l l d o whatever I c a n . ' The

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A C O N T R O L L E D

Observation.

' Y o u ' r e a godsend! Y o u can help

tunnel sloped

up and

she

feminine

m o t i o n e d h i m to slow d o w n . T h e y c r a w l e d to the end where two small windows

floated

in the darkness.

She l o o k e d through one

window

and he l o o k e d through the other. 'It's

the

whispered.

newsroom.'

She

line.

plot


22 November 1991

Felix 918

n

Will that be all, m'lady? Motions for the U G M

Lady

T h e Extraordinary General M e e t i n g

ICU

will

be

held

November

on

Thursday

in M e c h

28th

E n g 220 at

ICU

Penelope.

1.

Instructs:

within Imperial C o l l e g e and provide

Instructs:

UFC

to r e m o v e

1. A l l Sabbaticals must w e a r their

f o r m the C C U s .

relevant u n i f o r m at all times.

2.

The

any

funding

any facilities needed by the female students.

President

and

Honorary

I C U Instructs:

Secretary (Events) to organise an

The

Welfare Officer, Publicity Officer

T h u n d e r b i r d s at all times.

N U S Reaffiliation o n b e h a l f o f the

Sabbatical responsible for

and

3. N o

U n i o n before the end o f the present

to:

lpm.

E l e c t i o n s for Transport

place.

In

the posts

Officer

will

addition the

of

2.

take

following

A l l Sabbaticals Sabbatical

must act like is to talk w i t h

term.

his/her mouth in s y n c r o n i s a t i o n .

3.

m o t i o n s w i l l be debated.

Womens

Officer

and U n i o n women

1. set-up a W o m e n s G r o u p open to

UFC

to

authorise

money

Women

only,

needs

Motion on Sabbatical Dress

to the N U S , i f the referendum f r o m

College.

P r o p o s e d by S.

P r o p o s e d by Steve Farrant

Instructs 2 decides that I C U should

2. to p r o m o t e the g r o u p .

S e c o n d e d by Z o e

affiliate to the N U S .

3. to endeavour to make the group

4. U F C to authorise any m o n e y left

a success and ensure its longevity. 4. to gather i n f o r m a t i o n f r o m the

S e c o n d e d by W . ICU

Mullan

ICU

Notes:

Hellinger

Notes:

Women

at

the

available f r o m Instructs 1 to affiliate

Hoborough

of

emphasising

Motion on National Union of Students Affiliation.

Imperial

on

NUS

o v e r f r o m Instructs 1 to 3 as a pay

identity outside their offices.

Reaffiliation R e f e r e n d u m '

passed

rise, split equally between the four

students o f I C U to b u i l d a list o f

ICU

on

25.1.90

Union

area

2.

That

1. T h a t the Sabbaticals

have • n o

Believes:

1. T h a t a u n i f o r m w o u l d m a k e all

1.

The

'Motion

due

to the

'Motion

sabbaticals.

which

the

group

should

promote.

on

the Sabbaticals easily recognisable.

Voluntary

ICU

passed 2 5 . 1 . 9 0 , an affiliation ballot

Motion on Women at Imperial College

1. T h a t the T h u n d e r b i r d s u n i f o r m

cannot at present take place.

P r o p o s e d by Z o e H e l l i n g e r

N e x t week there are meetings for

and accesories s h o u l d be designed

3. C C U s are g i v e n an annual grant

S e c o n d e d by D o n n a Sibley

postgraduates o n :

a n d made for the Sabbaticals.

from I C U .

ICU

2. T h a t the I C U president should be

ICU

1. W o m e n

Resolves:

Lady

Penelope.

1.

Membership

of

NUS'

Believes:

Students should be

given

the

Postgraduate Meetings

• M o n d a y 25th

Notes: m a k e up 2 0 % o f the

students at Imperial

November

M i n e s ( M R E . M a t S c i , G e o l o g y etc) in G 2 0

College.

3. T h a t the F e l i x E d i t o r should be

choice to join/leave the N U S at least

2. F r o m I C U Notes 1, w o m e n are

• T u e s d a y 26th

Parker.

every 2 years.

a minority.

M e c h E n g i n 542

4. That the Deputy President should

2.

3. N o g r o u p exists to service the

• W e d n e s d a y 27th

be B r a i n s .

ICU.

needs

M a n a g e m e n t in M E 3 4 2

CCUs

duplicate the w o r k

of

o f the above m i n o r i t y a forum

for

or

debate and

November November

• T h u r s d a y 28th N o v e m b e r

5. That the H o n Sec (Events) should

3. Sabbaticals are not paid enough

provide

be Scott.

m o n e y for the fine w o r k they d o .

socuialising for it.

Biology

6. That the U n i o n M i n i b u s e s should

4. M o t i o n s like this one get people

4. I C U has a W o m e n s O f f i c e r and

Theatre.

be

in

the

Pippard

to U G M / E G M s just to say their bit.

a Sabbatical O f f i c e r with ' W o m e n '

Please

T h u n d e r b i r d 1 and T h u n d e r b i r d 2

ICU

Resolves:

as an area o f responsibility.

meetings

etc.,

To

rescind

ICU

been v e r y useful. A l l the meetings

repainted

blue

except o n e

and

named

Union

Minibus

the

'Motion

w h i c h should be painted p i n k and

Voluntary Membership

refitted with p i n k fluffy

passed o n 2 5 . 1 . 9 0 .

seats for

of

on

NUS'

Believes:

T h a t there is a n e e d for a W o m e n s G r o u p to p r o m o t e w o m e n s

c a n all P G ' s

lecture

attend. T h e

w e ' v e had so far

have

w i l l start at 5 . 3 0 p m .

issues

Questionnaire Odds and Ends Well,

Rag

Week's

nearly

1. Sex? M a l e or F e m a l e

c)

2. D o y o u think there s h o u l d be a

issues?

support

group

for

women

at

Imperial?

Speakers

on

women's

Friday

over,

tonight is the g o o d o l d S m o k i n g

On

Concert in the Concert H a l l at 8 p m .

front,

9. W o u l d y o u attend a meeting o f

can't

Monday

the above type o f group?

Tomorrow

to

watch

there's

the

the

acts.

sponsored

should this group be open to w o m e n

1.

Do

you

think there

are

any

S o i f y o u want to see m y s e l f and

Night

as

there's and

a

sport

poster

Room

sale

on

sales

on

W e d n e s d a y and T h u r s d a y .

N u d e K a m i k a z e Parachute J u m p .

3. If yes to the p r e v i o u s question,

is Ents

the J u n i o r C o m m o n

T h e r e ' s a 2 a m bar extension i f y o u bear

night

usual with a midnight bar extension.

Other

little

bits:

the

E x t r a o r d i n a r y G e n e r a l M e e t i n g is

only?

p r o b l e m s associated with be i ng a

Paul T h o m a s ( M a t h s II)

4. If y o u d o n ' t think there should

w o m a n at Imperial C o l l e g e ?

naked f r o m H a r r o d s three legged,

T h u r s d a y . S o c o m e and q u i z the

be a w o m e n ' s

2.

: o m e and watch (and give us some

sabbaticals and other officers and

5.

What

group—why

reasons

having a women's

are

not?

there

for

Do

you

think

there

is

any

harrassment o f any k i n d towards

money).

in

Mech

Eng

220

at

lpm

on

have a say in u n i o n business. If y o u

N e x t week it's back to n o r m a l .

w o m e n at I C .

group?

streaking

d o n ' t then we c a n o n l y assume that

6. W o u l d y o u prefer the g r o u p to

2a. W h i c h group o f people cause it?

T h e r e ' s a live band doing their thing

we are d o i n g a s t o r m i n g j o b or y o u

be solely one for support or one

Students/Lecturers/Staff/Other

in

are

addressing issues as well?

(Please Specify)?

night. T h e r e is a M u l l e r draft lager

babble cards but are too shy to even

2b. In what e n v i r o n m e n t does it

promotion

babble.

occur? Bar/Tutorials/Outside etc...

M o n d a y night. Wednesday is teaser

7.

If this g r o u p were to

issues,

which

ones

address

should

it

address. 8. Is it worth h a v i n g : a) Assertiveness training for women? b)

Debates

issues?

on

women's

Please return completed questionnaire to Zoe Hellinger in the Union Office by Wednesday 27th November, 5.30pm.

the

Lounge too

Bar (£1

on a

Monday

bottle)

on

de se rvi ng

of

one

of

Rag's

F i n a l l y , i f anyone wants to earn

time again with a bar q u i z followed

£30 o n D e c e m b e r

by disco. Cocktails are available o n

Camera-7

T h u r s d a y at the R e d Z o n e in the

c e r e m o n y , c o m e and see M i c h e l l e

at

11 by helping

the

graduation

L o u n g e Bar. So if y o u ' r e pissed o f f

in the U n i o n O f f i c e and give her

(or

y o u r name.

pissed) with beer try one

these instead.

—18—

of


22 November 1991 A n up-to-the-minute guide to events

RockSoc Meeting

in a n d a r o u n d Imperial

Southside Upper Lounge.

T h e deadline page

is

College.

for entries for this

the

What's On

Felix 918

Monday

prior

to

12.30pm

Parachute Club

12.30pm

FRIDAY Hang Gliding

12.30pm

1.00pm

12.30pm

Union G y m .

6.00pm

Dance C l u b J C R . Intermediate/Medals

7.00pm

Ballroom

& Latin.

7.00pm

M e c h E n g 220. Yep it's I C S F again.

Dance C l u b

J C R . Beginners Ballroom & Latin.

Maths 408. Club members

welcome.

Y o u know the drill. £2.50 non-

Yacht Club Meeting

12.45pm

mems, (includes

membership).

Dance Club

welcome. Sailing most weekends!

J C R . Adv/Medals Ballroom & Latin.

Union Lounge. Lots of good booze.

Grease Rehearsals

I C Shotokan Karate

5.30pm

Volleyball court. Men's Team.

7.00pm

Real A l e Society

253 Aeronautics. New members most

Basketball Club

Southside Upper Lounge.

Concert Wind Band

Gardens).

6.30pm

ICSF Film 'The Fly'

Brown Committee Room.

Labour Club Meeting

publication.

Southside Upper Lounge.

Judo

7.30pm

Room 308, Huxley Building

JJOpm

7J0pm

Meeting

7.30pm

Southside G y m .

Outside Great Hall, Sherfield.

Fitness Club

Conservative Soc

12.30pm

Southside G y m . Beginners.

12.40pm

J C R . R'n'R/Latin. Adv/Medals.

Caving Club Meeting

Union Lounge. Everyone welcome to

Afro-Carib Meeting

Southside Upper Lounge.

Indian Soc X m a s

give Rag Week ideas.

Concert Hall.

WEDNESDAY

J C R . £4 (£3 members). See our

Women's Hockey

I C C A G Soup R u n

Dance Club

Physics 737.

Rag Meeting

Friday Prayers

1.00pm

Southside G y m . See Islamic Society.

Sports Centre.

Dance Club

4.30pm

Union G y m .

C.U. Prayer Meeting

J.OOpm

413 Maths.

6.00pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.30pm

R S M Foyer.

IC Shotokan Karate

Fitness Club

7.30pm

Sports Centre.

6.30pm

J C R . Latin Beginners.

7.30pm

Swimming

8.30pm

Shaolin System Nam Pai Chuan

TUESDAY

Southside Disco

1.30pm

Club for info.

DramSoc Improv Class

8.30pm

IC Christian Outreach

10.00pm

Southside G y m .

Ladies Tennis

12.00pm

12.30pm 12.30pm 12.30pm

Shaolin System Nam Pai Chuan

12.30pm

Southside G y m .

Southside Upper Lounge.

AudioSoc Meeting

Southside Upper Lounge. Cheap

Basketball Club

records and equipment hire.

Volleyball court.

Radio Modellers

Kung Fu Club

12.30pm

Mech E n g 702. Followed by lunch. Southside Lounge. Put you name

7.00pm 7J0pm

Fencing Training

Anteroom Sherfield Building.

Farming.

Postgrad Lunch

Men's Tennis Team Practise ,

PhotoSoc

which

11.30am 12.30pm 12.30pm 12.30pm

1.00pm

Chaplains Office (10 Princes

1.00pm

Fencing Training

12.30pm

Beginners Training.

1.30pm

Huxley Soc Meeting

1.00pm

Huxley 130. 'The Dreadful Legacy of Evolution' in association with

Fitness Club

J.OOpm

Intermediate.

Kung Fu Club

4.30pm

5.30pm

Gliding Club Meeting........ 1.00pm

6.00pm

Careers Talk

Clubs Committee Room.

Dance Club

Aero 266.

Canoe Club

Careers

1991. F o r

information c o m e Service,

to the

Room

310

M o n d a y to F r i d a y .

CAMERA 7

1.30pm

Do you want to earn

£30 for a day's work, on 11th December 1991?

LT213 Huxley. See careers info.

6.00pm

J C R . Beginners Ballroom and Latin.

MONDAY

1.30pm

Amenesty International

Union Dining Hall.

53 Cromwell Road.

Fencing Training General.

Catholic Mass

o n 6th D e c e m b e r

Enviro Soc.

J.45pm

Southside G y m . Intermediate.

Wine Tasting Soc

6.00pm

JJOpm

Mech E n g .

W u Shu Kwan in the Union G y m .

M i l k r o u n d : T h e first cl osi ng date is

Gardens).

Huxley L T 2 1 3 . See careers info.

Fitness Club

of

details

Sherfield—open f r o m 10am to 5 p m ,

Radio Modellers

UDH.

include

o f employers.

further

Catholic Chaplaincy Mass.ll.00am 1.00pm

visit the C a r e e r s S e r v i c e a n d study

opportunities p r o v i d e d b y a number

53 Cromwell Road.

Wargames

WS

V a c a t i o n W o r k next s u m m e r should

Southside Upper Lounge. Southside Upper Lounge.

Careers Talk

with

the V a c a t i o n T r a i n i n g S c h e m e files

Lymbery of Compassion in World

members

Manager

9.30pm

Ents Club Night in Union Lounge.

Y H A Meeting

Union Lounge.

Consultancy by M r C h r i s H u d s o n ,

V a c a t i o n W o r k : Students seeking

Libido

Balloon Club Meeting

ability. Annual membership £6. New

Nov,

Management

Atkins.

Environmental and Appropriate Tech

Southside Lounge.

28th

and

7.30pm

Intermediate & advanced coaching.

12.45pm

L t d . Thursday

Personnel

Southside Lounge.

Ents Meeting

Co

Engineering

THURSDAY

12.30pm

b y M r Peter J o h n s t o n ,

Recruitment M a n a g e r o f M o b i l O i l

12.30pm

down for this year's ski trip.

College Courts. Players of any

H u x l e y . Tuesday 26th N o v , the first interview

Union G y m . W u Shu Kwan.

12.30pm

See posters for location. Phillip

welcome.

6.30pm

Swimming Pool.

West London Chaplaincy Sunday Service ..10.30am

11.00am

Careers Info

Diving

Sailing Club

SUNDAY

• I A N , it's all real. T o b y .

Riding Club Meeting

Ski Club Meeting

music.

JJOpm

Ecology

• T W O C a r e e r s T a l k s this c o m i n g

Southside Lounge.

8.00pm

1.30pm

at the L o n d o n

week at 1 . 3 0 p m - 2 . 2 0 p m in L T 2 1 3

Cathsoc Mass

Union Dining Hall. Food, drinks,

2526.

urgently

Professional tuition.

A l l new members welcome.

10.30am

3 5 1 8 o r 071-731

• VOLUNTEERS

E E 403B. Essential Christianity.

At college courts. Membership £6.

Meet at Beit A r c h .

1.15pm

Union S C R (old Union Office).

Boardsailing 4.30pm

Rent B i l l due so contact R e x o n Internal required

Southside Upper Lounge.

Kung Fu Club

1.00pm

C e n t r e . Phone 0 7 1 - 3 7 9 4 3 2 4 .

Union G y m .

W u Shu Kwan in Southside G y m .

stereo.

Building.

Kung Fu

SATURDAY

8 d a y 2 week timer, d o l b y

£90 o n o . A l s o B e t a m a x £25 o n o .

Top floor N W corner Union

Green Committee Room. See Labour

Southside Bar.

Small A d s • V H S V I D E O recorder for sale.

Chaplain's Office

Labour Club

Sports Centre.

Lebanese Party

12.45pm

Micro Club Meeting 8.30pm

9.15pm

12.45pm

Cycling Training

7.30pm

Southside G y m .

Water Polo

Cycling Club

Bike Club

9.00pm

Meet Weeks Hall Basement.

U D H . A l l welcome.

C . U . Prayer Meeting 7.30pm

8.30pm

Disco

noticeboard for more info.

12.30pm

Wargames 6.40pm

Club training.

IC Shotokan Karate

Southside

Meet at Beit A r c h .

Sports Centre.

Fencing Club Training

Southside Bar.

Southside Lounge.

Dance Club

308 Computing.

8.00pm

Southside G y m . Intermediate.

Water Polo 6.00pm

J C R . Advanced Ballroom & Latin.

Southside G y m .

J C R . Beginners' Rock ' n ' Roll. Southside G y m .

Christian Union Meeting

8.00pm

Dance C l u b

8.00pm

Rave

Swimming

Kung Fu

(terminal room A ) .

Yoga

6.15pm

Beit Quad store or 8.30pm in

Fitness Club

JJOpm

Southside G y m . Advanced.

Midweek Event Chaplains Office (10 Prince's

—19—

JJOpm

See Michelle i n the Union Office


Felix 918

News

R a g week so far has been d e e m e d 'excellent' 'Penguin'

this Ellis,

Rector Q u e s t i o n e d

Drugs

Rag by

year

Marc

Rag Chairman,

A m e m b e r o f staff f r o m Sunley

House

action

after

faces

being

22 November 1991

Continued from front page Bernard

disciplinary suspected

of

col l ege, has

Professor

sent

Bruce

a letter

Sayers,

to M r

Angus

and people attending courses, not lack o f interest. In the vote, 63 p e r

Fraser, Managing Director o f I C ,

cent voted for strike action while 89 per cent voted for ' a c t i o n short o f

though he said that 'publicity, apart

drugs p e d d l i n g . T w o students w h o

on

f r o m F e l i x , has been l o w . ' It w i l l

were

generally

be some time before the final figure

suspended from the hall pending the

posted all around college. T h e letter

carried a warning saying that people

raised during the week is calculated,

results o f their tribunal.

complains

taking industrial action m a y be i n

but M r E l l i s estimates that it will be f r o m £5,000 to £10,000.

also

Linda Donegan, House,

In T u e s d a y ' s Slave A u c t i o n C i t y

involved

made

been

W a r d e n o f the the

'Two

statement.

have

following

undergraduates

the matter.

This

leaked of

letter

was

and has

been

'brutality'

and

strike a c t i o n ' . E a c h ballot

paper

' i m p e r t i n e n c e ' i n the w a y changes

breach

were

could therefore be sacked for taking

being

Sayers

handled.

Professor

warned

also

of

'career

o f contract a n d that they

part in a strike.

and G u i l d s President T i m P r o c t o r

have been suspended f r o m B e r n a r d

executives'

auctioned, amongst

Sunley H o u s e pending the outcome

outstanding

the U n i o n Receptionists M i c h e l l e

o f both the residence and college

dedication

College'.

Gordon

Marshall,

Director

and C a t h y , w h o were dressed as

disciplinary tribunals, following an

Unfortunately Professor Sayers was

Estates,

said

management

incident

unavailable for further c o m m e n t as

position has not altered and that the

he was attending a W o r l d

changes were part o f the C o l l e g e ' s

many

others,

T w e e d l e s D u m and D e e . The

RCS

Beer

Festival

on

W e d n e s d a y attracted an estimated

been

1200 people,

college

said

its organiser,

F r a n k E v e r s . H e added that it raised £3,000 o v e r

costs, selling

drugs.

The

and the n o r m a l

suspended

procedures

are

taking

had

'neither

competence

to Imperial

or

Health

She added that as a warden it was

prepared

to

comment

her duty 'to safeguard the welfare

abrasive criticisms contained i n the letter, except the R e c t o r , S i r E r i c A s h , w h o said 'I d o not agree with

though at its conclusion at 11.00pm

said that drugs o f any nature can be

the c o m m e n t s ' d u r i n g the R e c t o r ' s He

some cider was still left. T h e r e was

extremely dangerous - particulary

question time last T h u r s d a y .

virtually no mess and little trouble,

w h e n taken with a l c o h o l , a n d that

added

except for an altercation between

it was v e r y fortunate that someone

'intemperate l a n g u a g e . ' T h e letter

the F O P P E S o c

was o n hand to control the situation

gained a positive response f r o m the

before it went any further.

unions.

Plant

Eaters

(Fuck

Off

Society)

Poofy

a n d some

students f r o m T h e R o y a l S c h o o l o f M i n e s o v e r a four foot

'I d o n ' t think most students are

the

that

the letter

contained

Mr

p e r cent o f M S F

acceptable agreed' needed

the

'generally

security

structure

i m p r o v i n g to reduce

o f Imperial C o l l e g e . H e stated that proposal

had put f o r w a r d

and any suggestions

m e m b e r s voted i n the ballot. Sue

Unions

Sharpe,

system

a reinforced glass d o o r p a n e l .

really

low numbers were due to absences

considered'.

Edgy

Insure

your

Concert

U n i v e r s i t y career o r p o s s i b l y e v e n

Cabaret w i l l take place in the U n i o n

y o u r life f o r ? ' added M s D o n e g a n .

Tonight,

the S m o k i n g

B u i l d i n g at 8 . 0 0 p m . T i c k e t s w i l l cost £3.00 o n the d o o r .

'We

d o not c o n d o n e the use o f

any drugs', said I C U President, Z o e Hellinger.

Sign Smashed to their c o l l e c t i o n . T h e theft was stopped by G i n a

d u r i n g the M i n e s D i r t y D i s c o last

and Steve

Farrant, I C U

'seriously

E n d s l e i g h Insurance

are offering

discounts o n m o t o r

insurance to

the

Consort

Gallery,

Building

the

from

25

students. T h e y say that they w i l l match any quote

f r o m any other

motor insurer. Contact any local

N o v e m b e r until 19 D e c e m b e r .

the U n i o n b u i l d i n g was smashed

the security

be

would

G e r a r d Hastings w i l l be h o l d i n g an in

the sign to their U n i o n bar, to add

to i m p r o v e

a by

e x h i b i t i o n entitled ' O n T h e E d g e ' Sherfield

O n e o f the new d i r e c t i o n signs i n

cost

and b r i n g it i n line with the needs

aware o f the seriousness o f taking

said the

He

solution'.

c o m m e n t e d that it was

o r selling drugs o f any k i n d . Is it

M S F Secretary,

the

were still l o o k i n g for a ' m u t u a l l y

vibrator,

sacrificing

of

negotiator, said they

Management

Seventy-five

Newbold,

Steve

management

w h i c h resulted i n the destruction o f

worth

today

orders.

o n the

o f the students i n m y trust and also

H e said

place

'restructuring a n d change p o l i c y ' .

N o personnel

the reputation o f the c o l l e g e . ' S h e

suppliers.

ran out at about

takes

H e added that he was just following

to press.

that

bitter

meeting

of going

9.45pm,

different

A

between management a n d unions.

Organisation conference at the time f r o m C o l l e g e administration were

place.'

5,500

pints o f 55 different beers f r o m 6

involving

janitor at E v e l y n G a r d e n s has also

who

b r a n c h o f the c o m p a n y .

Theta Stolen

M o n d a y . A g r o u p o f students f r o m

Mortley

St M a r y ' s Hospital M e d i c a l S c h o o l

H o n Sec (Events), w h o was naked

were accused o f t r y i n g to r e m o v e

at the time. Sarah P a y n e , Secretary

The

o f St. M a r y ' s Students U n i o n , said

U n i o n ( R C S U ) mascot, T h e t a , was

rules w o u l d mean that T h e t a w o u l d

that

stolen

not be handled with care and it may

St Mary's Hospital Music Society in aid of the Save the Baby Fund PRESENTS A Scratch Performance of Handel's

M E S S I A H Saturday 23 November 7.30pm St J o h n ' s C h u r c h , Hyde P a r k Cresent, W 2 Students £ I, non-students £2 For more info or if you would like to sing, phone 071-262 7990

'they are t r y i n g to find the

Royal

o n Sunday

people w h o d i d it' and added 'they

students

w o u l d try and deal with the matter

disagreed

internally.'

rules.

Zoe' H e l l i n g e r ,

College

of

the

night

who

v e r y delicate. P l a y i n g with the new

get b r o k e n . W e d o n ' t want to see that h a p p e n . ' S i m o n Banton, the representative

T h e t a bearer,

said that two e x - R C S U

two

Dave

students

by ex-

RCSU

told F e l i x that she had the names o f o f the St. M a r y ' s

Science

with the new mascotry

Chris Davidson.

I C U President,

of

Burns

and

Paul

of

the R C S A s s o c i a t i o n

o n the

students,

U n i o n C o u n c i l , said ' i n m y o p i n i o n

Wilmot

mascotry shoul d have been banned

involved in the attempted theft. She

attempted to remove Theta from the

there and then w h e n the guy got

explained

bar but were confronted b y a group

hurt (see Felix

c o n c e r n e d had two options; either

of

happen is that it w i l l escalate again,

to pay for the damage i n c u r r e d o r

though it was g o i n g to turn into a

cars

to

b r a w l , M r . D a v i d s o n d e c i d e d that

someone

committee. T h i s committee has the

it was probably best to let the e x -

killed.'

p o w e r to b a n students f r o m union

students take T h e t a until they c o u l d

F o l l o w i n g this incident six life

premises. If the latter fails then they

sit d o w n and discuss the current

m e m b e r s o f the U n i o n iare due to

situation.

have their m e m b e r s h i p s r e s c i n d e d ,

may

face

face

that

a

the

Union

students

disciplinary

a College

disciplinary

c o m m i t t e e , w h i c h c o u l d result i n the

students

being

banned

studying at Imperial.

from

students.

One

When

ex-student

it l o o k e d

as

commented

' T h e t a means so m u c h to so many

will

be else

all that w i l l

914)...

re-introduced, and will

and at the m o m e n t

get hurt

a

or

temporary

T h e t a is being used.

people.. .Theta is very valuable and

F e l i x is p r o d u c e d f o r a n d o n b e h a l f o f the I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e U n i o n P u b l i c a t i o n s B o a r d a n d is p r i n t e d by the I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e U n i o n P r i n t U n i t . P r i n c e C o n s o r t R o a d . L o n d o n S W 7 2 B B . ( T e l : 071-225 8672). Editor: A d a m H a r r i n g t o n . Business M a n a g e r : Jeremy B u r n e l l . C o p y r i g h t F e l i x 1991. I S S N 1040-0711.


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