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2 November 1998

i l i a Bomb!

puffy Announces IfaeBad B°y Jnvas ion What up! Last week you missed out on your dose

See before dropping a coupie of tracks from their new-

of Tha Bomb but I'm back. The phat selection comes

album Kima, Keisha & Pam. Ihe first single to be lifted

Boy camp. We start of with the M O B O awards from þ Üát

Faith performed the monster tunes You Used To Love Me and Soon As I Get Home with faultless vocals before doing the stunning Love Like This. I ler new album Keep the Faith is due out ÚúÝt month and you know you gotta have it. After Faith's performance Puffy seemed like a bit of an Ú Ý, Lil Caesar helped him out with the rapping (where's as he raced

up the road at the Royal Albert I lall where Puffy picked

through the tunes Come

with only three tunes this week, two from the Bad Boy

from it is gonna be Trippin with Missy on production,

family who are looking to storm the charts with album

the track's not really worthy of Total and I hope the

releases from Total, 112 and Faith.

album has more to offer, cos this is poor. Album to hit

Last week was dominated by news from the Bad

up the Outstanding Achievement award ø thing is he's

With Me,

Can't Nobody

I lold

Us Down and many others including some Biggie classics. The night was closed out with a full rendition of Missing You, Faith and 112 were both there as well as a full gospel choir.

still only in his twenties, so what they gonna give him

ÚúÝt time he comes overß At the M O B O ' s Puffy performed a little medley of tracks, but the real story comes from the sound check before. Puff spent over

Just a quick word on the soul boys of Britain,

an hour doing his sound check and Mel B came on ask-

Another Level. I laving þ Üát picked up a M O B O for best

þ Üát missing

ing to do hers, Puffy told her to fuck off before storm-

single for their massive hit Freak Me and

ing off himself. Mel apparently didn't take it to heart and

out on the award for best newcomers (losing out to

even called him incredible before he came on stage for

David Lyden I . Now they're back with their latest sin-

his performance. M e thinks she's trying to keep on his

gle Guess I was A Fool, this is a really classy tune with

good side, so she can ask him for help with her solo

úÝ ú úÚ , tight production from the Blacksmith crew.

career. Puff must know that helping Mel would be as bad as doing a collaboration with Jimmy Page

Guess I Was.... should cement their position as the best

O shit,

British R&B group out there at the minute.

he's already done that. As well as Puff, Faith Evans and

Milen

Total also showed up from the Bad Boy stable, both performed live on stage. Faith kicked it with Love Like This and Total rocked with their brand of street soul. The very

ÚúÝt day the Bad Boy Family cruised down to Sound

Stop The Presses

Republic in Leicester Square and performed in front of

Þÿ a select, invitation only, group and anyone with ý .

Where was Mase when Puffy was over here Whenever you see Puffy you normally see Mase, where Is Mase Well sources (Gbenga say that he's parted company with the Bad Boy camp and has hooked up with the pint d Jermaine Dupri at So So Def Records. At # % &'( ) the minute It's all ! " t rumours, but does $ n why III Caesar was helping Puffy at Sound Republic rather than Mase. Another reason for the rumours Is that Mase signed his new group Harlem World to the So So Def label rather than to Bad Boy. Gets ya thinkln don't it, anyway I'll keep you Informed.

This was the first time Puffy has ever done a proper set anywhere in Europe and he chose the

þ Üát finished

Sound Republic, word from the curb is that Puff has invested a bit of money in the restaurant, club úÝ. The gentlemen of Bad Boy, 112, started things off with

Only You and then ran through some new stuff showing off their vocal range and plugging their new album

Room 112 due to drop on November

The first track

off it should be Love Me featuring Mase, its doing the rounds on promo at the minute and if you heard it you know its quite simply the bomb. The album also features collaborations with the likes of Faith Evans and Lil Kim.

the streets on November 2nd. Then came the woman

ÚúÝt up, they performed the classic Can't You

who is trying to lay claim to MaryJ's crown - Faith Evans.

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got the skill and a little bit more, the album opened up brilliantly with the classy No Other

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came the Maty J penned mid tempo number Fallln

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In Love and followed by the chunkv You Remind Me: -vith a duet, with Ă˝ Ăľ , cover of Faith slowed

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Little Bit ofLovIn - Kelly Le Roc Classy British soul, beautifully smooth vocals over a lovely keyboard riff.

21

Music

2 November 1998 Dance Music

yveirs Welcome to another week of the Electric Cafe. If 4567548 you're still in the period known as 23 s Blues2 then we've got two great events lined up this week. So for; 4: 5<= s and other depressing topget about work and 9 ics and come down! first up is the Electric Cafe club night at DB's in IC @AA@BCD Union this Saturday >? . This runs from 8pm till midnight and is absolutely free! The first one turned out to be a great evening. We'll be playing all sorts of electronic dance music, from techno to big beat E house to drum'n'bass. Perfect on its own or as a warm up for something later! = Two days before, on the F h November we'll be hosting another Electric Cafe chill-out bar at Southside H< I4:: JD . It starts at ?9m and runs until closing (the G time! This is turning out to be a very popular event. You

can come and sit around and drink and listen to music. L MNO PQ The music policy is eclectic and more on a K g tip than anything else. We played house, hip-hop, chilled drum'n'bass and big-beats two weeks ago. Special guest on the night will be DJ Darren Nesbeth with a great selection of breakbeats! If you would like to DJ at an Electric Cafe event at HR65= 7STS<RH<RUID Southside then drop me an email ( . All you need is an interesting record or CD collection. An V ability to mi is not at all essential. So if you'd like people to hear your favourite tunes, then get involved!

Focus WXYZ[\W of the shop. The only styles that Tag doesn't sell, according to Steve, are the three G's - Ooa, Gabba and Garage. Tag attracts some the top DJs from around the world to make visits when they stop off in fondon. Ritchie I lawtin, Luke Slater, Mr C Kevin Saunderson, Billy Nasty, Jim Masters and Darren Emerson ; U6 are t a few. But overall, Tag is a home for lovers of quality club music. As well as selling new releases from the most well-loved and progressive record labels from around the world, Tag also works hard to unearth more obscure and often

For those of you who want to buy quality electronic music in the capital ; U6 JU6 S<cd:e54D (whether a DJ or t a ,a common problem is where to start look; JH : ing. Although some of the r stores have picked up on the elctronic revolution and now sell a good range of underground records, the best places have always been the specialist independant stores. As well as the artists and DJs who contribute to the continuation of the scene, I also want to write about the shops that sell the music featured in these columns, starting with Tag Records. Tag Records is hidden away in a

back street in the heart of Chinatown, in south Soho. The shop is the baby of Steve Hanson and has been around since 1991. This is good for an independant store. Many have fallen by the wayside in recent times. Although Tag has fast gained a reputation as one of the UK's leading hard house/techno specialist stores, the choice doesn't end there. The range of music Is as broadminded as the people who work there. Being a specialist store puts Steve and his team in the privileged position of being able to pick the records they want to sell and thus represent the

quality music into the house or techno sectors of the market. The first release was In Da Jungle by Playboy (now called Boy due to threatened court action by a JH]H^ S_ _HJ5`D famous e of the same . ; This EP proved to be a hit with many a s and clubbers alike and was featured on b the Kevin Saunderson mi album, Transmissions

from Deep

Space

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dio !K? records. Since then Tag haven't looked back and each release has done well, helping to build the strength of the label. Regular artists include Ian O'Brian, ^ Da Saund and Ben Tisdall. Laidback Luke

Tag Skymaster - Murge EP (Offshoot f Hollis P. Monroe - I'm Lonely (Wai (Stickman g Primitive Urges - Translations (Primit C h u m p - Vega EP (Tag Records f The Delinquents - Breaking the Law Mark A m b r o s e - Syline (Mmifunk f Doug E. Fresh - The Show (Big Hair Re df Housey D o i n g h - Chess

with

Dwarves i

Joel Mull - Archipelago EP (Inside D o o d l e b u g - Loose in my Mind (Abni overlooked labels. Tag also carries a welllmno stocked back-catalogue with jkk mately pqq0 titles listed. You can search Tag's back catalogue via the internet D (http://www.tagrecords.co.uk . The website allows you to carry out intelligent 5V5<U= searches for records and even e direct sales. It is well worth checking out this facility as it is regularly updated and organised into fully serachable databases conveniently labelled by style of music. Now Tag has its own record label. ABBr Launched in late , it is called Tag tu Recordings s . The aim was to release

45JSV5

has also provided s for the label. So if you're into music from around the world that is defining hard house and techno club culture then do check out Tag Records! Mark Callings from Tag Records has very kindly provided us with a chart from the shop for this week. Many thanks to Steve, Mark, Linda, DJ Corrie and James. Tag Records F

Rupert Court, Soho Allck

22

Clubbing

2 November 1998

birdcage you can dance inside, ai sparkling new loos - what more Serious attracts a funky, glam crowd that really do shine But don't think that

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Delacy's classic vI } v. Check out Deep Dish's Stay Dark Mi for a sweeping house sound and the Morales mi for a more conven-

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23

Clubbing

PNewly refurbished since its days of hosting some of the legendary house nights of the early nineties, like Rage, it has been getting lots of rave reviews in Top night out. Whether you like to the club music press, so I'd better oblige, ¯ £ª« wear your Marks and Spencer ¨ © r hadn't I This place really does it for me. tucked in or prefer tight black leathers, I like big dubs and Heaven is one of the you'll be welcomed with open arms. larger ones here in the big smoke. It's full Most people, you'll find, are somewhere of little bars and chili out areas and for ¶ ¼ ¼ » ± the in the middle. There's very little atti- once the dance floors are big enough to ° tude, unlike many clubs of this calibre. move around on. But it's not ¨© t the setThe diversity of the crowd brings with it ting that's top. It's also about those little ÀÁ  à i ½ ¾¿ Iwk. appreciate. I he door pola great atmosphere ¬ people do what things that you «²¢³«´ , but the people who come they're own thing and everyone's happy. icy is ± You'd be hard pushed to find anyone here still make an effort. If only things ÆÇÈÉÊËÌÉ there who doesn't want to be. A line of were like that at al! clubs. And, the ÄÅ £µ³« chilled-out d crowd art ¬ also pretty angel-boys in clean while vesl lops can ° be found behind each bar and they're so special - there's ¨© t no hassles, agro, or Í ÎÏ Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ µ ° ·× friendly, you're happy to pay the ­3 it attitude - ¨© t shiny, happy people (as h Ö ¨ Ø Ù r St Úf t LI if if K • . • •- • • • . ago in costs for a beer! Kickin' beats on the Michael Stipe said all those years °¶ ·¸® . main dance floor (and one of the finest that fucking annoying i i t e M» I f f uetfet m & a Wildlife is the dub's own night and I've seen, with a big screen to dance in ® M «HI MF front of and everything! and groovy despite not booking really big names all danced-up disco tunes on the other. the time, they still pull In a big crowd Many half naked podium-dancing blokes clubbers are loyal to this club, and there's ® (CK's included can be found too if that's got to be a reason for that. On the music your thing. Upstairs you'll find a chill out front they play it pretty hard and chunky ¹¯® at Wildlife. Probably too hard for my room (not particularly chilled out but ® ® tastes, but still, everyone else seemed to very cool and a quiet (almost silent ° be going for it, and it wasn't ¨© t the coffee bar. Get a grip and go. vodka-red bulls that were responsible for that either! Worth going to over and º over again. Check out Metalhead at Heaven in November and John Dig¢ · tnd out. Quest weed's weekly Thursday night ¨ © t Now the first of this double Custard Bedrock. CD package is a really interesting It Is where God lives, after all! concept, which unlike a lot of «³ ª« µ£« ·×¢× µ¶ ± other n in music, actually works. Twelve of the different club nights which you can sample at The tnd are each represented by a track, this gives you a good feel of how eclectic is that you get a second. This is Ihc ¬ Lnd is as a dub venue, fhe ÜÝÞßd by, among others, Mr. C Villiers Street, Charing Cross Road, WC2. ¢£ Fridays, , 10.30 - ¡ , capacity ¥¦§ ¤ . No strict door policy.

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2 November

1998

Reviews

Halloween H20

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Starring : Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, Josh Harknett, Michelle Williams Director: Steve Miner

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Scream

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hot on the heels of last year's minor hit. Worst of all, üÌüç ü Êêü however, greedy s have è d upon the opportunity to resuscitate those franchises that we all hoped were dead and buried. Êê Consequently, we now see the Í ê üí ã Ï y monicered Halloween 1120 thrust upon us - the seventh installment in the seemingly immortal Halloween franchise. Michael Myers first started Jamie Lee Êôüþ ïðù Curtis around with a Î y big òó in John Carpenter's original twenty years Ê íüá ago (hence the Ü Ü , and since then the bodycount has steadily continued to rise, whilst production values have slowly evaporated. All this was supposed to end with the release of Halloween 1120 - a genuine horror movie for the post-Scream generation. Indeed for the first three-quarters You Did Last Summer,

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Primary Colours * *

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Starring : John Travolta, Emma Thompson, Billy Bob Thornton Director: Joe Dante

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ant to see more of the Bill Clinton se scandal but would like it to be a bit more interest ing Then go to the cinema some time soon. Just when you thought you had got away from the Stargate se scandal here comes Primary Colours. It's slightly more interesting than watching four hours of Clinton talking about BJ's but not much. You have a story based loosely on the rise of Bill Clinton to the American presidency. John Travolta plays Jack Stanton, an American governor from 'down south' who wants to become president. It is a film about se scandals but it does try to touch on some sentimental issues regarding relationships towards the end. There was a promising mi of talent in this flick but the best was Kathy Bates as Libby, Stanton's lesbian political protector. But then again, has she ever given a bad performance Emma Thompson was adequate as the president's wife but the accent wasn't up to scratch. Travolta eased into this role if not a little too comfortably. He also looked remarkably like the current Ametican president. This film is classified as a comedy but

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it is more of a drama with one-liners dropped in here and there. When these one-liners appeat they are witty. Don't go and see this and t to get action or a well thought out plot because it isn't there. This is more the sort of film required on a Sunday afternoon when

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They all correctly identified that The Exor c/sfwas first released in 3 (December !" # h to be , and thus this week's re-release commemorates the twentyfifth anniversary of one of the greatest horror movies ever made. Please drop into the Felix office (in $ the Quad archway as soon as possible to pick up your tickets.

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IC Radio: from South Kensington to the World! C Radio has at last got its arse into gear (aren't suppositories # great! and is broadcastip ing again. OK, saying we're broadcasting is a lb bit of an exaggeration, considering if you want to actually pick up IC Radio " !% you have to have a satellite dish the e & of Wales and be sitting next to the D in our studio (if you want to try to perform ( )# a miracle, try picking us up on ''' . I lowever, our clever technical manager has wired us up to all the kitchens in Southside halls, as well as to the JCR # (although it's not actually working * . Consequently, listening figures peak when the station manager decides to tune in. I lowever, this is all set to change. IC Radio is currently experimenting with Internet Broadcasting, whereby we will able to broadcast to the whole wide world, all from our studio next to South ! !+, -# side Shop (how . IC Radio was one of the first radio stations to start broadcasting over the Internet back in 1990, but its potential was never realised

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t failed. I lowever, due to and the I was walking through halls the other the explosion of the Internet we are giv- day and it dawned on me that a lot of ing it another go, and are now broad- people don't actually know what IC Radio casting in Real Audio every lunchtime is about, so as I have some space left I'll between 12 and 2pm. This will be try to set the record straight. We are run extended to 24 hours a day when we entirely by students, for students (we work out how to can't afford sab( ! ( 4"# do it. Although 3 . Anywe are initially one can take limited to an part in the radio Internet audi- you can get 0 ence of / , if the trained up and .& t proves have done your successful we first solo show will extend our within a week of maximum audipopping your ence ad infiniface in the door. tum. If your enthusiIf all these asm is more grand plans do materialise, then we are towards the club DJing side of things, you going to hold the mother of all parties to can get involved in discos. Despite its launch the venture- and you're ali invited name, DJ's from all musical backgrounds (along with some of the big cheese are involved. As well as doing external 5# music industry bods, local and national functions (for which you get ( ! , you press, and that bloke that got sacked can DJ in 'Ihe Backroom' in Southside Bar 1 "2) + "# : 7 from Blue Peter to provide . (free beer and 6 889 , and if you're into & So, if I were you I'd start thinking about electronic music you may be able to . !n what to wear. Alick at the Union with the Electric Cafe.

You can contribute to IC Radio in another way even if you don't want to be ;<; or directly involved. By phoning >?@ 0 you get a line directly to the radio = where you can make requests for your favourite tunes, or enter one of our fabulous competitions. Another way that you can get &.! involved is to n our music team. This is a group of people that get together once a week to fill In the reaction sheets that let record labels know what we think of their music. No matter what your taste CC in music you can take part - from A B to & D +, 4 , reggae to rock. People who work on the music team get to go to free gigs, and get free CDs. A position on the music team means that you can get to sample what its like to be a part of IC Radio but without too much commitment or responsibility. If you want to listen to IC Radio over the Internet, our web address Is Http://lcradio.su.Ic.ac.uk. We're currently broadcasting every weekday from 12G 2pm. To Join the music team E F t pop Into the radio station next to Southside shop at any time, and ask for Steve.

Clubs & Diversions

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2 November 1998

Come rain, come snow, come sleet, come hail - Nothing can stop IC's intrepid explorers.

g We woke up fairly early on the morning IJ K of Saturday the H , crawled out of our tents and paid the nice but insistent man for the privilege of using his campsite. Since this was the Peak District, the weather wasn't too bad: there was definitely a small patch of blue sky over MNOPMQ . We went for breaktowards the L fast at a cafe between the campsite and the crags, and then stopped in the village of Heathersage to pick up food for lunch. This turned into a fairly long delay as several members were gripped by conT UV sumerist R S y and disappeared into JZ[[ \ S W shop, emerging with the WXY lighter wallets and shiny new gear. The crag at Stannage was fairly quiet, and we were soon climbing - for many Freshers this was their first experience of outdoor rock. The wind at the top of the crag was incredibly cold, so after one route most people took a break for lunch. It started raining shortly after two, and after about half an hour of downpour we gave up on the chance of any more climbing that day and retired to the pub. We headed back to the campsite at about half past five and established our\ selves in the Robin Hood Inn ] Y t down the road. It soon became obvious that the

whole pub was full of university climbing clubs: Bristol, De Montfort, Oxford and Brunell were here. Once everyone had settled down to the serious business of getting very drunk, with our VP, Gareth, organising a boat race between the different universities. Unfortunately, the IC [ U_ team only finished third (Bristol ^ , but much fun was had by all. After closing time we returned to the campsite to find a hard frost, but we ignored this in the cause of inter-club relations and stayed up drinking and watching the stars for an hour or so. Sunday morning was bright and clear, but still very cold. Stannagc was much busier than Saturday so we went to the next crag along. We had an excellent afternoon's climbing, with all the new members getting several routes done. As the day ended, everyone gathered round the base of the crag to watch Rob attempt to lead a fairly hard overhang. He backed off eventually, after spending a long time sat on a small ledge trying to figure out how to proceed, encouraged by several hecklers and the occasional paper missile. We returned to London refreshed after a good weekend.

s On Friday, after the minibus was finally liberated from Linstead, 14 intrepid Fellwanderers set off on the first trip of the a [ bJ year. The ` ] S y of these were suckers from last year who should have known better, the others innocent freshers who now do know better. After fighting through London and up the M l , we finally arrived at the hostel in Crowden. After a cup of tea, we retired before the conversation degenerated too far. As the dawn broke, so did a wave of lethargy over the hostel, as the curtains were pulled back by bleary eyed fellwanderers to see water - everywhere. Most of it coming at a sharp angle through the air due to the gale force winds accompanying it. The curtains were drawn again, and bodies returned under the duvets. Eventually, everyone was up, and the decision made to venture into the wetlands. This was partly due to the lack of alternatives - the hostel was publicising an exhibition of allotments past, present and future. So we went for a level trek around nearby reservoirs on a disused railway line. A short section along the main road was necessary, with the shorts wearers providing great entertainment for the drivers, especially the

two girls in the mini, who gave Tim a nice flash. Of their lights, of course. By this time, everyone was somewhat damp, so the unanimous decision was taken to venture into Glossop, where some time and money were killed at a tea shop. Sunday was more promising, so we walked up Black Hill. The rain mostly held off, and there were even sunny spells, although one group discovered hail blown by gale force winds is not very pleasant. The quality of the path varied from knee deep peat to motorway quality path, although this was regularly intercepted by the river, causing a few wet feet. A walk further south in the district was the last walking of the trip, through and over a valley that looked a little wetter than it should. The river lapping at the farmhouse was the giveaway for that. More cups of tea all round, then ploughing down the M1 in search of dinner. \ A few adventures later (let's ] Y t say aca bU_ we won't be going to Toddington , we finally settled for the good old Chequers pub. So, the trip drew to a close. Very wet, but it takes a lot more than a bit of rain to keep the Fellwanderers down. You ain't seen nothing yet! For details of the club, please contact aJ a de fa gTh be dae d g S Y . James Clarke ]

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y ist xv IC 29 -10 Bart's IC turned up with the usual promptness, 20 minutes before kick-off. Despite starting the game playing into a gale, Will Sterns charged over for a well deserved first try for IC. Following that, Bart's camped on our line, but failed to score, even though the ref. was helping them as much as he possibly could. Eventually the hand of God (the rcf. intervened and Barts scored a lucky try. Back came IC, displaying a blinding array of silky skills where forwards and backs linked together exquisitely, Tref Beynan diving into the corner, t

like any good diving guru should. ¡¢ After half lime, Jamie n Superman£ Duggin, having had his pies in the interval, flopped over the line to score ¤¢ ¥ ¦§ and lost the ball in his gut. Dickenson converted to make the score © ª ¨ «

Following a few minutes of dodgy refereeing, we managed to avoid getting penalised and played some magnificent running rugby from the forwards, ¬¢ ­ Nipply being hauled down short ®§¯¯ ° of the line. Philip actually passed (! for Chris Dickenson to touch down converting his own try. A lapse in concentration allowed Bart's to score, but we replied in the final minutes for a seamless try by Segun to cap a memorable performance and a good win. Keep it up, fellas!

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Simon Gutterage walked through Bart's defence, leaving them º»¼ for dead with Linfordesque pace. ¹ IC 51 - 0 Bart's ½¾¿ÀÁ Stu Catt the prop with a 10 second 100m run shot through to effectively kill Bart's crumpled under the pressure Bart's chances of respectability. Man of inflicted by IC, and will probably never the match and purple helmet of the ¦ recover. week belongs to Yann e Yokel¹ Lewis In all fairness, they were a good who egged on the side and promised team, but the IJ's steamrollered them on sexual favours for the win. finally Oily à ¦ the way to another famous victory. The e Organist didn't score because he ²³ scoring was opened by Dunk ± e was crap. ÅÆÇÈ Thunk Brett and was the cue for the Ä Ä Jim Robinson back from crip ´ ° floodgates to open and spectacular tries pling knee y led the team from the ¦ to be scored by Jim e Knife Sorpper front. The wheelchair proved a bit of a and Jon ± the Man Stevenson, scoring problem in the line out, but he used il ÌÍÎ ²³ ¢ ´ with a beautiful y try. Alex ± e to ÉÊËË g effect in the loose. Two µ Angel Deuise scored and also slotted in other tries were scored by the magnifi3 conversions through the posts in cent Flgo, back from an Lngland-U21 ÐÑ almost dangerously windy conditions. trial. Dunk Ï e Thunk Ï

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l And so the Fourths keep marching on. Despite the shadows cast over them by the London Student newspaper the Fourths produced two supreme performances to set them on the road in BUSA and cement themselves at the top of the division-well we must be, played 2, won 2, scored 8, conceded 0, who could have a record better than that? London Student's allegations were Ò disgraceful, firstly the line ± S have tracked down the 4th Division pot to Imperial College, who have been hoarding the silverware since they won the title ¥ ¢ ° , is utter rubbish. We the previous were never given the trophy, and how can you track something down without talking to any of the relevant people? The § °´¢ ¶ ¡ whole article was trash . At least when the Sun or Mirror do an expose they talk to the people and find out their reaction- they might not print it or they alter it, but at least they attempt to contact the appropriate sides. And calling us bastards is very unfair, though the person with that quote didn't dare to publish his name- though we know

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where you live Rob. We have not had Ö×ØÙ×ÚÛ×ÜÝÞ y problems and we were not Õ àáà â ää åæ in ICU disciplinary hearings ß yã . We had t one hearing and that was for an over-reaction and held in front of a kangaroo court that found us guilty before the start... I could go on, but suffice to say my barrister is taking a deep look into the paper and if an apology is not forthcoming we could take legal action against LS for slander. Onto the games, versus QM, the è éèê squad was Dave, Nick, ç , John, Elliot, Bola, Adam, Dave, Simon, Gum, Tom, Mark and Aidan, Everybody played superbly and the goals were scored by Dave, Gurn and a screamer of a free kick ¥ § ¦ n through the 'keeper's hands. Versus UCL, who actually played with ringers, our play was one of the best ever by an IC Fourths squad. Every player played their hearts out. Two additional players came in- Richard and Stuart. Our goal was scored by Aidan following a ¥ § ¦ screamer of a free kick n through ì the 'keeper's hands ë . It was cold. (Scores below left í

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Firstly we would like to apologise for our controversial comments made in last weeks match report about the quality of ø÷ Felix (See Felix 1123, , Unknown IC úûüý © thirds - 0 ù . No really. In a messy game against a crap team we triumphed 4-0. Chris Bull led from the front with 2 goals from Chris Bull. Indian Carpet Catalogue dived and shimmed, and converted a beautiful short corner. Steve Cram stood solid at the back, presenting any attcmps at penetration, much to Flltum's annoyance, liltrum, although demonstrating copius effort in the first half, still failed to produce fluid movements. In the second half, after a few false rumblings, he exploded and planted one in the back of the goal. As a final note: (to the tune of Urn þ Bongo, in a club style 'Here comes RE-ZU-LA, everybody's frightened, Here comes Tommy Cantle, all our sphincters tighten, DISCO BOYS!' I thank you.

the medic ladies stormed to victory after an exciting match with much friendly rivalry. On the pitch nimble Ridgeway dodged and weaved around the IC defence beating the IC goalie, Corner, to put away a fantastic first goal. Alice, the Charing Cross striker, was deamed Most Valuable Player after her first hattrick for the combined Marys-Charing Cross team. Skill and speed made her a formidable adversary for the IC team who were left astounded. Other notable performances came from Dixon and Rowland where communication and passing were key in leaving the IC girls behind. The IC team had a few breaks in the second half but the medics were quick to respond in defence, powerfully clearing the ball to the forwards. All in all a very exciting game - and much celebration in the medics bars aftetwards.

Wanted IC Mens Hockey looking for more players of any standard. ° ­ · ¦ ¶ · ¢· ÿ ÿ k or write Contact ÿ ÿ your name and contact details on the hockey noticeboard at the foot of the union stairs.

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