INTRODUCTION MEET QUINOA. She’s the fearless and fashion-forward little girl who dresses to the ninety-nines, attends elaborately themed playdates with her cohort of posh friends like Chevron, Hashtag, and Aioli, and yet still finds time to help orphans and other poorly dressed children. She sets more trends in an hour than the number of times you check your email and Twitter feed. That viral article you read on BuzzFeed? Quinoa tipped them off to it last week. That new indie band everybody’s downloading? Quinoa was their first backer on Kickstarter. That must-have accessory everybody’s wearing? Quinoa just donated her gently used one to Goodwill this morning. She’s equal parts innovative, inspiring, and ridiculously adorable. It’s been said that Quinoa is the Steve Jobs of pop culture, but, in reality, Steve Jobs was the
Quinoa of a computer company. She’s got more cool factor than all the Kardashian, Jolie-Pitt, and Paltrow offspring combined. Oh, yeah, she’s also imaginary. NBD. Based on the wildly popular Pinterest board, My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter, this book goes beyond telling you about Quinoa. This book will show you how to Quinoa. By the time you’re done reading, you will be exponentially more interesting and on-trend. You’ll dress with conviction and Quinoa’s special brand of SHAZAM! You’ll eat relevant, on-point foods like chia seeds and kale and other edible accessories. You’ll choose better-looking friends (but not better-looking than you). You’ll discover the empowering experience of Quinoa’s patented textile cleanse (one week of white cotton clothing with the labels cut out). 7