Funny Jokes -Funny Sms Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?