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Another Reason to Vote NO on Measure P Oil produced in California is subject to the most rigorous, strict environmental regulations in the world. Unfortunately, to meet the rest of our needs, California must also import in tankers oil from Russia, Iraq, Angola and other countries with weak or no environmental safeguards at all. Under Measure P, many conventional production techniques, used safely for decades, would be banned.2 In fact, Measure P is so broadly written, even many routine maintenance methods would also be forbidden.3 As a result, one of the consequences of Measure P would be to shut down nearly all oil production in the County within the next five years and ban all future production, increasing our reliance on foreign oil. 1. Source: Energy Almanac, California Energy Commission 2. Measure P, Section Two 3. Routine well maintenance and well servicing activities including substances commonly used to clean water wells and prevent algae in swimming pools are banned.

MEASURE P WOULD ONLY INCREASE OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL “As long as people in Santa Barbara County drive cars that use gas and need oil to meet our energy needs, we should make the most of the resources we have here in California. It just doesn’t make sense to bring in costly foreign oil by rail and tanker.” RICCARDO MAGNI Teacher of the Year Recipient of the Presidential Innovation Award for Environmental Educators “We rely too much on imported foreign oil from countries with little or no environmental regulations. We need a balanced approach to our energy policy – not Measure P, which will only make us more dependent on foreign oil imports.” DR. STACEY E. ZECK-BOLES, PHD University of California Santa Barbara Geological Sciences* “Measure P would result in closing nearly all oil and gas production in Santa Barbara County in the next few years. That means we will need to import even more oil from foreign countries that don’t have the same strict environmental protections in place here in California.” KEN McCALIP Environmentalist Retired Principal and Superintendent *Title and affiliation are for identification purposes only.

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volume 28, number 455, Oct. 2-9, 2014

This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21

THE WEEK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29

LIVING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Living Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37

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Party Culture & Rape Redefining Sexual Misconduct in Isla Vista (Kelsey Brugger)

ON THE COVER: UCSB junior Emily Potter is an activist who discovered the power in sharing her own story and dedicated herself to help other survivors find their voice. Photo by Paul Wellman.

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OPINIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Angry Poodle Barbecue . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17

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While on a visit to Spain’s Costa Brava, Susan Billig (left), Lynda Van Patter, and Holly Joseph took a copy of The Santa Barbara Independent along for a group photo. Their tour included Mallorca, Menorca, and Madrid, with stops at all the Gaudí buildings in Barcelona and walking tours of many World Heritage sites. They didn’t have a chance to compare the rental housing costs there to Santa Barbara’s, but they noted a number of similarities to home, like warm, humid weather. Most envious experience? It rained!

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STREET ETHICS

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Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . 63

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n 11th hour and 59th minute legal challenge was filed by a brandnew organization attacking the legal credibility of Caltrans’s Environmental Impact Report (EIR) for the much-debated freeway-widening and carpool-lane plan between Santa Barbara and Carpinteria. While the Transportation Futures Committee may draw blanks among the environmental community, the group’s attorney, Marc Chytilo, is exceptionally well-known and has enjoyed a remarkable string of successes attacking the adequacy of such documents. Chytilo explained he put the organization together himself last week and linked to an existing legal entity known as the Committee for Land, Air, Water, and Species. He declined to reveal the identities of the organization’s three principals — explaining he needed to clear it with them first — but said they all reside in the City of Santa Barbara, and all had submitted letters of protest in response to the project EIR, which Caltrans deemed complete a month ago. By law, any challenge had to be filed within 30 days. That was Monday. As of last Friday, it was unclear if any major challenge was in the offing. Common Sense , the high-profile Montecito organization that had taken its opposition to the freeway-widening plan all the way to the governor’s office, had bowed out after this May when their concerns were rejected by a vote of 11-2 by the Santa Barbara County Association of Governments (SBCAG). Common Sense  spokesperson Ron Pulice said any such appeal should properly be filed by a governmental entity. Two weeks ago, the Santa Barbara City Council voted 5-1 in closed session to launch such an attack, but the following week, the council changed its mind and stood down. Councilmember Cathy Murillo cast the lone vote not to sue in the earlier meeting, and Councilmem10

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ber Gregg Hart — a high-ranking official with SBCAG, a cosponsor of the freeway widening — recused himself. Chytilo’s unhappiness with the EIR does not reflect all of City Hall’s concerns, but it focuses on a key issue raised by Mayor Helene Schneider and a majority of councilmembers, its chief traffic planner Rob Dayton, City Administrator Paul Casey, and all of its planning commissioners. All have expressed alarm at the increased congestion that will be created when the additional traffic carried by the new and wider freeway backs up in downtown Santa Barbara between Mission Street and Las Positas Road. Nine intersections that are already operating at substandard levels will be adversely affected by the new traffic volumes, Chytilo charged. At that point, many motorists will seek refuge by taking to the city’s side streets, causing them to become more crowded and dangerous. While much of this is acknowledged in the EIR, he said, it was not formally denoted as an adverse environmental impact. Instead, the document concluded that the localized impacts will be vastly outweighed by the much broader benefit the project will create in reduced drive times. That response, according to Chytilo, is the Achilles’ heel of the $450 million project. Under California environmental law, he said, the EIR had to identify project alternatives that minimize such adverse impacts. But if such impacts are not listed, then presumably Caltrans doesn’t have to address them. The same logic, he said, holds true for the legal requirement that adverse impacts be mitigated to the maximum extent feasible. Only after those options have been tried and exhausted, Chytilo declared, can governmental entities make findings of overriding consideration. Caltrans, he claimed, effectively made such findings, though without examining mitigations or alternatives. Aside from such procedural legalities, Chytilo said his substantive beef with the project is

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CRAMMED: A new environmental group says the analysis of the freeway widening project is seriously deficient and filed legal action to make changes.

when all the construction is complete by 2040 — and all the money spent — traffic will be worse, not better than it is now. Any money that could have possibly gone to alternative transportation solutions, he charged, will have been gobbled up by the most massive — if not most expensive — construction project to hit the South Coast in decades. Moments after Chytilo confirmed he had filed his last-minute challenge, Mayor Schneider along with Councilmember Bendy White issued a joint communication announcing their support for the lawsuit.“We fully encourage and will be publically supporting private parties who have filed the lawsuit,” they said. In her written comments, Schneider denied being a member of the new organization. After last May’s SBCAG vote in favor of the Caltrans project, many thought the opposition had been put to rest. “We know that for some, our position is frustrating,” Schneider wrote. “We’ve heard more than once, ‘Just build it.’ ” She said she was acting out of a sense of fairness. “This project as proposed is unfair to the constituents in the City of Santa Barbara. It is unfair to county taxpayers, it is unfair to residents of the South Coast, and it is unfair to the commuters who use Highway .” Schneider’s was a bold and confrontational move sure to antagonize many elected officials eager to see the project move forward. Adding additional intrigue, her longtime political advisor Jeremy Lindaman worked as a paid political consultant for Common Sense . That group was most intent on retaining the left-lane offramps. Caltrans chief Malcolm Dougherty flew to Santa Barbara twice in one year to declare that under no circumstances would he allow left-lane off-ramps to remain. They were, he said, inherently confusing to drivers, hence more unsafe. cont’d page 12

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In a dramatic about-face last Thursday, accused Montecito con artist David Prenatt disavowed a 10-year plea deal he struck with prosecutors just two weeks earlier, arguing that he’d been denied “effective assistance of counsel.” In so doing, Prenatt — charged with bilking $13 million from investors by operating a classic Ponzi scheme — has effectively fired his attorney Robert Sanger and is now seeking representation from the Public Defender’s office. No details were provided in court as to how Prenatt was given ineffective legal advice. A 26-year-old man will spend more than three decades in state prison after he pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 years old. Hugo Mendoza — charged with four felony strike offenses — was sentenced this week to 31 years behind bars. He will also be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, abstain from contacting the children or their families for 10 years, and pay for the victims’ therapy sessions. Thievery in the Mission Canyon neighborhood over the last four months allegedly occurred at the hands of Cody Clark, a 22-year-old resident of the area whom authorities arrested on charges of grand theft and possession of stolen property. Residents’ efforts, including video footage and photographs, helped identify Clark as a suspect. When detectives searched his house on the 1100 block of Edgemound Drive, they found 50-plus pieces of stolen goods, including jewelry, computer parts, cell phones, cameras, wallets, and a bike. Authorities believe Clark committed the alleged thefts at night and from unlocked cars.

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Downtown Santa Barbara has its first “bike corral” (pictured) located on the bike-intensive stretch of East Canon Perdido Street by Jimmy’s Oriental Gardens and the Three Pickles sandwich shop. At the instigation of nine nearby businesses, city traffic engineers agreed to try out the new form of bike parking — seven large steel hoops painted dark green in a row — to see how well it works. The new corral cost $3,000 to install and was achieved at the loss of one net parking space for cars. At least two bikes can park on one of the hoops, creating a maximum parking potential for 14 cyclists. Santa Barbara City College won a first-place prize from national organization Excelencia in Education for its Express to Success (ETS) program geared toward accelerating two-year degrees for Latino students. ETS has grown since it launched in 2011 and is expecting to


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COUNTY In the wake of Chumash leadership awarding approval to their resort expansion — and only partially yielding to some of the county’s requests — 3rd District Supervisor Doreen Farr last week told constituents that the County CEO’s Office will continue to ask the tribe to discuss concerns, which hover mainly around the planned 12-story hotel wing and the expansion’s effect on County Fire, the Sheriff’s Office, and water use. Farr, who wants another supervisors hearing on the matter, will also be working with the California State Association of Counties to bolster counties’ input when tribes with 1999inked compacts renegotiate those contracts with the state, as the Chumash will do in 2020. The Water Guardians recently sent around an email from actor and environmentalist Robert Redford urging supporters to “chip in $10 or $20” in light of $1.6 million given to the anti-Measure P campaign by an “oil front group largely funded by Chevron.” The letter states, “Chevron destroyed Santa Barbara with the 1969 oil spill. We can’t let them do it again.” Guardianin-chief Katie Davis explained that Measure P has drawn attention beyond Santa Barbara and that Redford has supported Santa Barbara causes before. The 72 homes perched near the epic waves of Rincon Point are now all connected to the Carpinteria Sanitary District, as a 15-year-old project to convert their septic systems to sewage is finally complete. The controversial $6 million project, which was pushed into reality by the advocacy of Heal the Ocean, was aimed at end-

ing the pollution of the nearby shoreline that occurred during some storm events. After surfers reported getting sick over the years, Heal the Ocean commissioned a study to show that the septic systems were to blame. The third-annual Santa Barbara County Veterans Stand Down — scheduled from 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. on 10/18, at the Santa Maria Fairpark — is still accepting donations of blankets, towels, toothpaste, toothbrushes, underwear, and T-shirts for men and women. Approximately 500 veterans are expected to attend the event, at which they can receive haircuts, showers, medical and dental treatment, PTSD counseling, clothing, toiletries, and breakfast and lunch; nearly 150 organizations and county departments are pitching in this year. For more information, visit sbcountystanddown.com.

GOLETA The Goleta City Council is going without an election in November, but the sewage is stewing at the city’s Sanitary District, whose board has five candidates vying for two seats; incumbent John Carter is resigning, and incumbent Jerry Smith is running for reelection. Smith is running as a slate with former boardmember Steve Majoewsky (both are electrical engineers), who was unseated after 26 years in 2012 by current Boardmember Sharon Rose. Entering the race right ahead of the filing deadline was former Goleta councilmember Ed Easton, who left the council position earlier this year after moving outside city limits. Also on the ticket are attorney Beverly Herbert and Phebe Mansur, who owns a printing company in Old Town. The five will debate on 10/8 at noon at the Glen Annie Golf Club. Landscape architects Meg West and Charles McClure — challenging two incumbents for seats on the board of the Goleta Water District — debated on 9/24; incumbents Bert Bertrando and Jack Cunningham

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With negotiations for a new lease heating up between the City of Santa Barbara and the Westside Boys & Girls Club, it appears all but certain that city police will soon begin operating a substation there, similar to the one now open at the Franklin Community Center. The new digs would provide a place for officers assigned to the Westside to fill out paperwork, and, more importantly, park themselves and their cars in a highly visible spot conducive to greater community interaction. Given the Boys & Girls club is located in Bohnett Park — long the focus of community concern both real and imagined — the police presence might allay some parental concerns about the safety of the facility. The club’s 50-year lease with City Hall expired this August, but concerns over the high rate of leadership turnover gave city Parks and Rec officials significant pause. (In the past year, the Westside has had three different directors, as has its parent organization, United Boys & Girls Clubs of Santa Barbara County.) Initially, City Hall offered the club a three-year lease; the club countered by demanding 25; the city is now offering five. The matter went before the council in closed session this Tuesday, but no action was reported. United director Dianna Starr Langley said her organization has been forced to weather the same financial storms afflicting all nonprofits. She insisted all the youth-serving programs remain intact and that 4,500 kids throughout the county are still getting adult supervision from 140 full- and part-time employees at bargain-basement rates. City Parks chief Nancy Rapp expressed concern about the level of turnover but also noted that in the past 18 months, the level of supervision at the Westside campus has improved, as has care of the facilities. In addition to the police presence at the Westside club, Rapp said she’s looking forward to the installation of a Food Bank distribution center there, as well as a health information and screening outpost of the Neighborhood — Nick Welsh Community Clinic.

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BY N I C K W E L S H alifornia Fish and Game authorities have ended their hunt for the 300-pound black bear that attacked and injured Emily Miles, a 65-year-old Carpinteria woman, last week. Two bear trackers were dispatched last Monday into the remote backcountry above the Carpinteria canyon where the attack occurred, but they were called off Friday night after they and their tubular aluminum traps came up empty. Had they succeeded in catching a bear, Fish and Wildlife spokesperson Janice Mackey said, its DNA would have been checked with the samples taken from Miles’s leg — punctured by the bear’s four incisors. If the fur and saliva matched, the bear would have been “humanely eutha- DON’T MESS: When Emily Miles got bit and nized.” When asked how bears are eutha- swiped by a back bear, she hollered and kicked nized, Mackey replied, “Let’s just stick with until the bear went away. that.” She characterized the attack on Miles — who was hiking with her two dogs about a Miles and the bear made eye contact. Not long mile-and-a-half from her Carpinteria home — after, the bear dropped down to all fours and backed away, occasionally looking back at her. as “defensive-aggressive.” In this case, the bear was surprised by Miles’s “He must have gotten tired of hearing the old two dogs as it fed on avocados underneath a bitch scream,” Miles said. In great pain, she made tree. Miles had spotted fresh bear scat a min- her way to a neighbor’s, who drove her to the ute before the attack — and took a photo — but Cottage Hospital Emergency Room. There she could not see past the tree’s skirt, dense with foli- waited an hour in the emergency room before age and fruit. All of a sudden, Miles recounted, being seen. Since the attack, Miles has had to her Queensland terrier Callie came sprinting undergo five rounds of rabies shots — no longer toward her with the bear in pursuit. The dog injected in the stomach, by the way. The upper kept running, and the bear smacked Miles and lower puncture wounds on her leg were across the back, raking her skin with its claws. nine inches apart. Miles tried to run, but within 100 yards, the bear Such bear attacks are extremely rare. Fish bit down on her thigh.“Luckily he didn’t tear off and Wildlife’s Mackey said there have been 12 a chunk,” she said.“He sunk his teeth in and then bear attacks on humans in California since 1980; released.” Commenting on her dog, Miles said, none have been fatal. One of those occurred in “She was a bit of a chicken there,” adding,“It was 2012 in Ojai, also involving a woman walking her dog. By contrast, Fish and Wildlife issued 24,000 definitely not a ‘Lassie’ moment.” An experienced camper and outdoorsper- bear-hunting permits last year; 1,962 bears were son, Miles said she knew running from bears killed. Of those, six were “harvested” in Santa was not a high-yield strategy. “But when a bear Barbara County. In addition, Fish and Wildlife issued 1,218 “depphysically attacks, your instinct is redation licenses” not to stay there on bears deemed a and yell and wave threat or nuisance your arms,” she between 2006 and recalled. “I took 2011, of which 322 off running.”After were killed. Seven the bear bit her, it such licenses were knocked Miles to issued in Santa Barthe ground. On a bara, with only one scale of 1-10, her actually killed. pain level was an BEAR TRAP: Such traps, when baited with anything In the mean8, she said. Her sufficiently smelly, typically draw bears. time, Miles is eager to get away from back hurt far worse than her leg; she experienced difficulty news reporters calling from all over the coundrawing a full breath. The bear raised up on its try. She’d like to get some rest and get her life hind legs and stood over Miles. It roared, and back to normal. Unfortunately, she said, that no she roared back. “I was yelling and kicking and longer includes taking long walks by herself in screaming,” she said. “I was not being submis- the wilderness. “I guess I’ll have to learn to like sive. I was being authoritative.” walking on the beach,” Miles said with evident She never made contact with her kicks, but frustration.“My son told me,‘Hey, watch out for ■ they helped keep the bear at bay. At some point, sharks.’” COU RTESY PHOTOS

enroll more than 1,200 students this school year. Results indicate ETS students completed two levels of accelerated math or English in one semester at a 40-50 percent higher rate compared to students taking traditional courses; 39 percent of the school’s unduplicated head count reported Hispanic ethnicity.

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didn’t show. West, who sits on the Goleta Planning Commission, stressed her long list of endorsements and focus on preparing for a continued drought and an El Niño season; she also floated the idea of a “toilet-to-tap” program like Orange County’s and asking homeowners to move from lawns to droughttolerant plants. McClure, chair of the Goleta Cemetery District, said he’d focus on limiting the district’s costs and favor incentives over punitive measures. The two will debate again on 10/8 at 6 p.m. at the Goleta Valley Community Center.

STATE The third Ocean Health Index created by scientists at UCSB’s National Center for Ecological Analysis and Synthesis and nonprofit Conservation International scored the world’s seas a 67 out of 100. The healthiest bodies of water are the Western Indian Ocean and the Eastern Central Atlantic Ocean, both at 79; the Northwestern Pacific Ocean fared the worst, with a score of 53. The index’s first two iterations only examined waters within 200 miles of coastlines, while this year’s looked at the high seas, for which fewer analyses exist. Metrics were assigned based on factors including food production, tourism and recreation, coastal protection, clean water, and biodiversity.

Governor Jerry Brown signed into law a bill allowing Carpinteria’s famed Hot Dog Man, Bill Connell (pictured), to be compensated for sales taxes levied that by law he should not have had to pay. Connell, a Vietnam-era veteran, has been waging a one-man war with the state comptroller’s office on behalf of veteran street vendors for 21 years, insisting they were legally exempt from such taxes. In 2009, the legislature concluded Connell’s interpretation of the law was correct. This year — thanks to a bill authored by Assemblymember Das Williams — the legislature voted 175-1 to set aside $50,000 to compensate Connell and any other veterans who may have been taxed on sales proceeds from vending cart operations. Connell estimates he has up to $30,000 coming. ■

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Students: buy your night & weekend parking permit now! All registered UCSB undergraduate students with an Annual Night & Weekend Parking Permit properlydisplayed displayedonontheir theirvehicle vehiclewindshield windshieldwilwill allowed parkin inone oneofofthethedesignated designatedlots lotsoror be be allowed to to park properly structures during Halloween weekend from 11:00AM Friday, October 31st to 7:30AM Monday, November 3rd, 2014 As a reminder, parking on campus during Halloween weekend is provided primarily for registered students residing in Isla Vista who own vehicles and are affected by Halloween weekend road closures, parking restrictions, and vehicle impounding. Note: UG Night and Weekend Permits will be valid beginning at 11:00AM on Friday October 31st, 2014

The UCSB campus will be closed to public parking on Halloween weekend each day beginning 5:00PM to 7:30AM: Friday, October 31st through Sunday, November 2nd, 2014 To park on campus during these times, vehicles must display a valid “R”, “A”, “B”, “RS”, “22-IVA”, Undergraduate Annual Night & Weekend Parking Permit, or special event permit. The Annual Night & Weekend Parking Permit (limit one per student) is only available online. You are encouraged to apply/order by October 17 (see instructions below) to ensure your permit arrives by mail prior to Halloween weekend. Temporary paper permits will not be valid; you must display decal to get past all campus check points. Parking for Halloween weekend is allowed only in specific campus areas, with 22 Parking Structure, 18 (Mesa) Parking Structure and Lot 16 providing primary parking availability. Overflow parking will be available in Lots 30 and 38. All other campus lots and areas are subject to closure and may be physically closed down (chained) to prevent parking there over the Halloween weekend. Ordering an Annual Night & Weekend Parking Permit • Go to http://www.tps.ucsb.edu and apply on the verification waitlist; once approved, you may complete your permit order • The current cost for the Undergraduate Night & Weekend permit is $26.25 plus $5.95 processing, shipping & handling fee. • Orders are limited to one permit per registered student (verified by student Perm number) • One vehicle must be linked to the permit online WARNING: Vehicles found parked in any unapproved areas, vehicles not displaying the approved Undergraduate Annual Night & Weekend Parking Permit or vehicles displaying a permit that does not match the registered owner’s information in TPS’ permit database will be subject to a $300 fine and/or vehicle immobilization and/or impounding at the owner’s expense [CA VC 22651(n)]. Off Campus Housing Permits will not be valid on campus during the above-mentioned closure dates. 12

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Although Schneider’s position at times got confused with that of Common Sense ’s, she had other fish to fry throughout the long and tortuous debate taking place earlier this year. She — and all of City Hall — insisted that the railroad bridge by the Bird Refuge needed to be widened as part of the freeway project. If not, she contended, the narrow bridge would create a significant pinch point for traffic on Cabrillo Boulevard seeking to get on the freeway. Likewise, she argued that the project should include a new roundabout for the Olive Mill Road on- and off-ramps. Caltrans balked at both, insisting these should be regarded as separate projects. SBCAG offered to help push for the bridge widening and to look for funding. Schneider objected no funding for either exists, and given the overwhelming expense of the freeway widening, there’s not likely going to be. In her letter, Schneider accused unnamed members of the SBCAG staff of threatening such funding if the council “dared to challenge the EIR.” Privately, many in City Hall have expressed concerns about waging war with Caltrans over the widening plan, especially in light of the May vote. At that time, State Senator HannahBeth Jackson and Assemblymember Das Williams came out and strongly endorsed the Caltrans plan. In addition, Sara Miller McCune — a major mover and shaker in left-leaning political and philanthropic circles — also came out in favor of it. Attacking the environmental document could only antagonize political leaders upon whose support the ancillary projects depend. No one has been more outspoken in their criticisms of the Caltrans plan than traffic planner Rob Dayton, not even Schneider. Dayton declined to comment on anything said behind closed doors, explaining to do so would be a

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GRIDLOCK: One week, the city council voted to sue over the freeway widening plan; the next week, it backed down.

violation of the law.“But if someone were to ask me, do I think it’s a good idea to challenge the EIR? I would say no,” he said. “It won’t accomplish any of our goals.” Caltrans fully expected a challenge from the outset, given the heat attending the public debate. Now that the lawsuit has been filed, Caltrans has clammed up. Spokesperson Jim Shivers did, however, release the following comment: “Caltrans has not yet seen the lawsuit but stands behind its recently completed Final Environmental Impact Report on the U.S.  South Coast HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) Lanes Project. We believe this project will improve the lives of thousands of people who live in Santa Barbara County and travel ■ this major highway every day.”


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BY K E L S E Y B R U G G E R ollowing Elliot Rodger’s shooting rampage in May, State Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson and Assemblymember Das Williams quickly announced they had coauthored legislation that would allow family members or law enforcement personnel to petition courts to keep guns temporarily away from persons believed at risk of harming themselves or others. The bill was one of the last Governor Jerry Brown signed on September 30 — the last day he could do so — and brought the total number of bills he has signed to 930. He vetoed 143. It appears Jackson and Williams had a productive year. They each authored more than a dozen bills; Brown did not veto any of Williams’s and just one of Jackson’s. That bill would have given franchisees more freedom in their contracts with corporations. Here’s a sample of Jackson’s bills that Brown signed:

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officers will be required to search the state database of gun purchases before performing “welfare checks.” YES MEANS YES: As colleges grapple with

how to address sexual violence, this law makes California the first to adopt a standard for consent on campuses. It also mandates that resources be available for victims and that staff be trained to handle assault cases. SIGN ’EM UP: Teens will be allowed to pre-

register to vote at age 16. They will still not be able to vote until they turn 18, but they can fill out applications to prepare — online, by mail, at the DMV, or in civics classes in high school.

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been unemployed for six months or longer will be given special consideration for the 7,750 state grants that are set aside for job training; priority will be given to training for booming industries with high demand for workers and higher wages.

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reports revealed forced or coerced sterilizations were occurring in California prisons or correctional facilities for the purpose of birth control, Jackson authored this bill to outlaw the practice.

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waste” to be composted rather than sent to landfills. By 2020, local governments will no longer receive recycling credit for sending yard brush to landfills. HIGHER ED: All public higher-education

institutions will have to post accreditation documents on their websites. Another education bill will allow California State University faculty to stay on the Board of Trustees for a year after their term expires if the governor has not appointed a successor.

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shortage of tuberculin used for TB skin tests, public school teachers and aides will be able to take a tuberculosis risk assessment rather than undergo the full examination, which they are required to do once they are hired and once every four years. THE BEES KNEES: This bill will require the Department of Pesticide Regulation to adopt new control measures for neonicotinoids — which have been linked to losses of honeybee colonies — within two years of its next routine reevaluation.

Other notable bills sponsored by other state legislators included those to limit suspensions for disruptive students, to ban plastic bags, to provide $3 million in legal aid for unaccompanied immigrant children from Central America, and to allow 15 community colleges to experiment with granting bachelor’s degrees. Brown vetoed a bill that would have required law-enforcement agencies to obtain warrants before using drones. ■

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BY N I C K W E L S H mong government wonks, the word “infrastructure” has long enjoyed perverse sex appeal, but for mere mortals, it’s a certified buzzkill. This is the dilemma confronted by the City of Santa Barbara’s Nina Johnson, whose assignment has been to alert city residents over the next month the extent to which streets, sidewalks, buildings, and parks are teetering on the precipice of disrepair. “I’m trying not to use the word ‘infrastructure,’” she said. “I don’t know if I’m making it any sexier, but these are the places we all use. They’re part of the Santa Barbara legacy.” Likewise, Johnson has made it a point to avoid such phrases as “general fund,” explaining, “I’m trying to make this accessible to people who’ve never attended a government meeting before.” Writ large, the problem is huge. City Hall has a backlog of more than $500 million in infrastructure improvements that need to be made sooner rather than later. To keep the city streets in reasonable repair, Johnson said, costs $14.5 million a year; currently City Hall spends $3 million. And deferred maintenance comes with a steep price, she went on. The more repairs are delayed, the more expensive they become. For instance, the city’s police station — vintage 1950s construction — will cost $54 million to rebuild to modern seismic standards. Thus far, there’s been little public support for rebuilding the station house, but, Johnson cautioned, the interim nickel-and-dime solutions aren’t cheap, either. She said City Hall has already spent a couple million dollars moving dispatchers from their basement dungeon to new digs in the Granada Parking Garage. In the meantime, Johnson — a 15-year vet of the City Administrator’s Office — is taking her show on the road, holding eight public meetings and a host of other engagements targeting key neighborhood and business groups. “We want to know what people are comfortable with,” she said. “Are people comfortable shutting down certain pools and parks? What levels of street repair do they feel is necessary? Right now, the library roof terrace is off-limits because it’s not safe. Is that okay?” Even though City Hall is currently spend-

ing millions a year on high-profile projects, many of those efforts — bridge replacements especially — are largely underwritten by federal grants. “There are no federal grants for the Thousand Steps stairway to the beach,” Johnson said. That, she said, would cost $1.5 million to $2 million. And that money, she added, does not currently exist. Based on the response from a meeting with community movers and shakers, Johnson said there’s a recognition that City Hall can’t do it all.“People understand a certain amount of triage will be involved.” Johnson spent the better part of two months culling through archival photos contrasting the city’s assets in their prime with how they look today. What the public makes of this will have substantial weight on how a committee made up of Mayor Helene Schneider and councilmembers Bendy White and Randy Rowse decide to proceed. In addition, Johnson said she hopes her road show inspires people to talk about new technological possibilities they’d like to see explored. Public discussions about infrastructure and deferred maintenance have a tendency to evolve into prickly debates about spending priorities. And lurking in the background is a possible half-cent sales-tax increase that city administrators have been eyeballing since the state abolished redevelopment agencies. For Santa Barbara, that constituted a loss of about $16 million a year. A half-cent bump in the sales tax would generate roughly $10 million a year. While that’s not enough by itself to make an appreciable dent in the $500 million repair backlog, it could generate a big-enough income stream, allowing the city to sell a sizable bond to finance such repairs. Any such tax increase, however, would be inherently controversial and require a vote of city residents. That topic will not be included in Johnson’s presentation. “If people are okay with where we are, then there won’t be any Phase II,” she said, “let alone a Stage III.” Johnson’s next presentation takes place Saturday, October 4, at 2 p.m. at Our Lady of Guadalupe church, and at the downtown library on Monday, October 6, at 6 p.m. See independent.com /events and search “infrastructure” for all seven ■ meetings.

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sound you’re hearing is that of all the chickens coming home to roost. Normally such infestations of flying fowl are handled by the proverbial foxes hired to guard the proverbial henhouses. But in Fresno County, where push comes to shove with sudden violence, they’ve found another solution. There this week, a man broke into a Foster Farms facility armed with a golf club. By the time he finished impersonating Arnold Palmer, 920 birds lay dead. The assailant remains at large, and police are looking for a middle-aged white male wearing golf shoes and sporting bloody feathers in his hair. In Santa Barbara, the roosting chickens are manifesting differently. This week, for example, was the drop-dead date for anyone to sue Caltrans over its behemoth plans to widen highway 101 and install an HOV lane. At the last minute, someone did. Whether this goes down in the history books as an act of courage, folly, or crass pandering, I don’t really care. It will slow the project down. When you’re talking about a half-a-billion-dollar construction project, then maybe a second look isn’t the worst thing in the world. When all the construction dust settles — many years from now — the traffic congestion then will be pretty much what it is now, only more so. On my planet, half a billion qualifies as real dough. If we’re going to spend like drunken sailors, shouldn’t we at least get a decent buzz to show for it?

I get that there’s a serious problem on the freeway. But we are told we need this fix to accommodate the drivers from Ventura and points south — all 13,000 of them — who make the trek north every day to work in Santa Barbara and Goleta. It’s true they experience gridlock hell, and I sympathize. But I’m also struck that so many of the better-paying jobs on the South Coast happen to be taken by people who live elsewhere. Hey man, I’ve read the reports. Santa Barbara’s actual inhabitants — fed by a steady flow of out-of-town students and immigrants — toil in what’s been dubbed “The T-Shirt economy” and are forced to cobble together a handful of minimum-wage gigs so they can cram together in broom-closet apartments on the lower Westside. All this makes me really curious why no one with political ambition in Santa Barbara is even whispering about increasing the minimum wage. It’s become the hot and trendy thing to do all over the state. Every city with a Greyhound bus depot is looking into it. Strangely, we’re not. Why is it you can never find a good opportunist when you need one the most? Economists will tell you this is a bad idea, that it will chase jobs away. Maybe so. But then, they’ve said that every single time the minimum wage has been raised, and yet we have prospered. I do wonder why these same economists are so strangely silent when it comes to spending half a billion to build a wider freeway that won’t fix congestion so that out-of-towners can more conveniently drive to

Santa Barbara and take the best-paying jobs. This, of course, is nothing new. But for whatever reason, it’s achieving critical mass. Maybe it’s because of Elliot Rodger, Isla Vista’s latest sicko-psycho, one-man crime spree. Or maybe it’s because the vacancy rate has gotten so small that only UCSB’s Department of Nanotechnology has the tools to measure it anymore. As UCSB is forced to confront its own long legacy of neglect in Isla Vista, campus officials there increasingly complain how their efforts to ameliorate matters have been steadily undermined by the onslaught of new arrivals to I.V. from City College. And they have a point. Since 1989 — when UCSB launched its first Long Range Development Plan — the number of UCSB students has grown roughly by 1,500. In that same time, the number of City College students has grown by nearly 10,000. More than half of City College’s enrollment comes from outside the school district. Why wouldn’t they? It’s a great school. But it takes a serious toll on our nano-housing supply. Toss in the exponential growth of schools teaching English to wealthy foreign students, plus the vast sums being made by Empty Nesters converting what could have been rentable space into vacation rentals, and Houston, we have a nightmare. Into this maelstrom walks City College’s CEO Lori Gaskin, asking voters to shell out $288 million for her campus in this November’s election. Bad timing. None of that money has been earmarked for housing. Unlike UCSB,

City College is neither charged nor funded to address its housing needs. Traditionally, it hasn’t bothered to even try. It should be noted, however, the City College Foundation made a legitimately valiant effort this year to buy the biggest apartment complex on Cliff Drive, only to be outbid by $3 million. It was a nice gesture and good start. But Gaskin and her bond measure will need to do more if they hope to convince voters to support her Measure S. The local Democratic Party machine — as knee-jerk a pro-education, just-throwmoney-at-it bunch of tax-and-spenders as you can hope to find — declined to endorse the bond measure. It was the housing issue that tied them up. Gaskin can say Measure S is nonpartisan, but she doesn’t have the Dem machine going into what promises to be an abysmally low-turnout election; she has serious problems. Ideally, Gaskin should scrap Measure S, start over, and come back next year. But she can’t. That’s because the City of Santa Barbara wants to put a half-cent sales tax increase on the ballot then to help raise the half a billion bucks needed to pay for its own deferred infrastructure needs. And the school district has bond plans of its own. They all have to take turns; you can only ask voters for money so many times in one election. Like I say, the chickens are coming. And coincidentally, they all weigh half a billion bucks. — Nick Welsh

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Planning Commission held a public hearing on the  Widening Project and unanimously voted to send a letter to Caltrans that included the statement, “Based on the inadequacy of the Draft EIR, we anticipate that Caltrans’ responses to comments will result in the disclosure of significant new information necessitating recirculation of a revised Draft EIR to allow for meaningful public review and comment.”

Since then, Caltrans has continued to change the project, including the Cabrillo interchange, in such a substantial way that a normal EIR process would require recirculation. But Caltrans, rather than working as a true partner to the local community, refused to do so. Furthermore, according to Caltrans’s own analysis, the project as currently designed will cause delays and backups on the  northbound from Garden Street all the way to Patterson Avenue. This will result in increased congestion on city streets, further reducing our ability to adequately maintain our infrastructure and provide new alternative transportation options. The current  widening in Ventura County

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was paid for entirely with state and federal dollars, and it included needed bike path and pedestrian amenities as part of the project. Contrast that to the widening project in Santa Barbara County. Not only are county residents paying $140 million off the top from the 2008 Measure A half-cent sales tax, but the South Coast communities of Goleta, Carpinteria, Santa Barbara, and the unincorporated areas are

… according to Caltrans’s own analysis, the project as currently designed will cause delays and backups on the 101 northbound from Garden Street all the way to Patterson Avenue.

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months regarding the  Widening Project, but that is about to change. One month ago, Caltrans certified the Environmental Impact Report (EIR) the agency produced, and this document has subsequently been challenged in court. We fully encourage and will be publicly supporting private parties who have filed lawsuits. The City of Santa Barbara is not a party to a lawsuit. We are dismayed that information pertaining to recent closed sessions apparently was leaked to the press and others. At the very least, this appears to be a breach of ethics. Worse, during the last two weeks, statements made in writing via a letter to City Hall, and verbally by Santa Barbara County Association of Governments staff, basically threatened the city by saying if the council dare challenge the EIR, then perhaps important mitigations our residents deserve will never get funded. We know that for some our position is frustrating. We’ve heard more than once “just build it.” Our decision to speak out publicly about the inadequacies of this EIR is due to our fundamental sense of fairness. This Project as proposed is unfair to our constituents in the City of Santa Barbara, it is unfair to county taxpayers, it is unfair to residents of the South Coast, and it is unfair to the commuters who use Highway . In September 2013, the Santa Barbara City

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Timothy Mortimer Rochlitzer // – //

The unimaginative would say Timothy Mortimer Rochlitzer entered this world on June th, , and left it behind September th, . What a lame gloss over that would be for a man whose life was spent poking holes in the impossible and the improbable. Driving his own hand-built race car to a speed of MPH on the pristine Bonneville Salt Flats gives you an idea of the man’s skill and determination. A Vienna native, at age four, Tim and his parents fled Austria to escape the war and settled in what became their beloved Santa Barbara, California. A graduate of Santa Barbara Catholic High School in , Tim earned a degree in mechanical engineering at Gonzaga University. Rochlitzer served his country as an officer in the th Airborne Division from -, as he put it, “jumping out of perfectly good airplanes.” In civilian life, he found work with Lockheed at Vandenberg Air Force Base and became the country’s youngest “Launch Conductor” tasked with blastoff responsibility of numerous Cold War-era space projects. It was at work that he met the love of his life, Dorothy Ann Taylor. They were married in  in Yakima, Washington. The newlyweds settled in Santa Bar-

bara and began a family, happily raising sons Brad and Brian until Dorothy passed away at age  in . As a single parent, Tim brought both boys into manhood, teaching them the value of hard work and living life with integrity. Infatuated and fascinated with all things mechanical, Tim had a teenage love of cars that grew into a vibrant, lifelong obsession. Proud as he was pleased to be called a “hot rodder,” the Santa Barbaran added “land speed racer” in  after his inaugural trip to the salt flats. He earned membership in the Bonneville MPH Club recording a MPH land speed record in  and then later worked relentlessly to help his two sons, Brian (MPH) and Bradley (MPH), join the prestigious racing club. Entranced by the ultimate rush of unlimited speed and enduring camaraderie, Rochlitzer’s passion laid the foundation of his business life fabricating racecars. In , he hung the True Radius Bending shingle and began a tube bending and metal fabrication business that remained in continuous operation until . Stories abound about “there was never a racer that he wouldn’t help,” which ate away at the profit margin and regularly dented the successful business model. Tim Rochlitzer always did things his way, in his time, regardless of what anyone or any business model had to say. You either admired or could be driven crazy by this single, enduring attribute. He served for many years as President of the Gold Coast Racing & Roadster Club that is responsible for the founding and perpetuation of the Dry Lakes Racing Hall of Fame (DLRHOF) that recognizes the astonishing

Death Notices Asghar Mashhoon, , passed away in Santa Barbara on September rd, . Funeral Service on Monday, : a.m. at Santa Barbara Cemetery Chapel. Fredelito C. Igarta, , passed away in Santa Barbara on September th, . Rosary at Welch-RyceHaider on Monday, Sept th at : p.m. with a Funeral Mass at : am on Tuesday at Saint Raphael’s Church. Angeline M. O’Meara, , passed away in Santa Barbara on September rd, . Vigil; Thursday, pm and Memorial Mass; Friday, am at St. Raphael’s Church. Inurnment to follow at Cal-

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achievements of land speed racers. His peers voted him into the DLRHOF in . An avid dirt bike rider, he spent countless weekends riding in the backcountry giving his sons an early appreciation of nature and the art of two-wheel drifting. “You go where you look and keep your feet on the pegs,” was an oft-repeated phrase that is now a metaphor for life that his boys value. Tim was preceded in death by wife Dorothy, brother Joseph, parents Catherine and Joseph as well as so many of his Bonneville racing extended family, so a reunion for the record books must be going on as you read this. Sons Bradley (Bess), Brian (Sarah), and three grandchildren Avery, Jade and Bo mourn his passing knowing that the future has a hole in it where dad and grandpa should be. A celebration of this largerthan-life character will be held on October th, , pm, at the Mendenhall Museum in Buellton, CA.

Ann Elizabeth Goodier // – //

Anna Elizabeth Goodier, of Santa Barbara, CA, died on September , , after a courageous battle with breast cancer. She was  years of age. Ann was born in Bakersfield, CA, on December , , to Ruth H. (Lambert) Hengehold and Felix F. Hengehold of Taft, CA. As an infant Ann suffered from prickly heat, and in  her father, Felix, on the advice of the family’s physician, moved his family from Taft to Santa Barbara in search of a cooler climate. Ann grew up in Santa Barbara, attended local schools, and as a young teenager during WWII worked in her father’s grocery store, The Barbara Store, at the intersection of Chapala and Ortega streets. She was a graduate of Santa Barbara Catholic High School and also attended the Santa Bar-

bara College of the University of California. At age  she first met the young man who would later become her husband, Lewis Goodier, while on a horseback riding outing with friends at Hendry’s beach. On August , , Ann and Lew were married at the Santa Barbara Mission. They had three children and were married for  years. In addition to being a loving wife and devoted mother, Ann pursued a long career in fashion and clothing sales at I. Magnin and Saks Fifth Avenue department stores. She attracted a devoted clientele who came to her because of her sense of style and her gentle but uncompromising honesty. Ann was a consummate professional; her greatest reward was in knowing she helped her clients look their best, and she cultivated friendships with some of Santa Barbara’s most prominent citizens through her work. They found in Ann a timeless classiness, discretion, and a sympathetic ear. She retired at age . The time spent at work did not detract from Ann’s devotion to her home and family. Ann cultivated a beautiful garden and adorned her home with flowers, ornamentals, and fruit trees. She was an ambitious cook and her home was often filled with the aroma of prime rib on Sunday evenings when the family would gather for dinner. In addition to her devotion to her husband, children, and extended family, Ann was a lover of animals: she delighted in the covies of quail that dashed about her property and in stroking her beloved cat. Ann’s gentle sweetness, grace, wry humor, and unassuming integrity will be sorely missed. Ann was preceded in death by her parents; her brother and only sibling, Louis F. Hengehold; and her husband, Lewis E. Goodier III. She is survived by her children Lewis E. “Ward” Goodier IV of Santa Paula, CA, Nan G. Mills and her husband, David of Santa Barbara, Jon L. Goodier and his wife, Robyn, of Austin, TX, and by her grandchildren, Kai Mills and Kate, Anabelle, and Lucy Goodier. She is also survived by numerous nieces and nephews, with whom she was very close. At Ann’s request, no formal services are planned. In lieu of gifts, donations may be made to Visiting Nurse & Hospice Care of Santa Barbara or Serenity House, both of whom the family wishes to thank for their expert care during Ann’s final days.

Nilas Henning Jr.  – 

In loving memory of Nilas Henning Jr. born in SB July , . Graduated High school in Allendale, NJ. Continued his education as SBCC in Santa Barbara. Nilas was a very succesful owner of Henning Electric with coworkers Mike & Brad. Nilas loved the outdoors, surfing, tennis, sailing, biking and cared for his beautiful garden. Nilas was a very caring person: he helped the less fotunate people with food and money. He will be greatly missed by his mother, Sofi; aunt Elsie Koelsch Camilla Nygren (Otto) of Sweden; cousin Sofia Nygren (Vincent) of Sweden; Pontus (Nygren) Laura of Barcelona; Sharlene Koelsch of SB. Richard Berton (Tamara Alexia) of SB; Brother-in-law Chuck Divone; niece Sophia & nephew George; Paul and Caroline Divone (Oliver) of NY; Eileen Divone Delaney (Jerry) of Florida; Jeff and Nancy Vaninwegen of NJ. The Widen family, Irwine. Many relatives in Sweden, countless friends & tennis partner Arlene Joe Bila Gail & Amy of Florida. Kirk & Melonie of Carpinteria. Gunilla Karlson Elsa Rylander, Matthew Rhodes of Santa Monica, Veronque Mullen, Danny, Kenneth Lewis of Florida. The memorial was held at Maritime museum Sept. , . Another memorial will be held at a later date.

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fter decimating probably the best Adult Education program in the country, Santa Barbara City College has its hand out, asking for almost $300 million plus interest from the very taxpayers who benefited from Adult Ed. They say they need Measure S to upgrade and maintain the facilities. Measure V was supposed to do that! They plan to tear down the Wake Center that they stole from Adult Ed, turn it into another SBCC campus, add students, put more pressure on housing, and push rents even higher. SBCC enrollment already exceeds UCSB’s; local high school enrollment is declining. Please vote “no” on Measure S. — John Powell, S.B.

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ou Segal’s Voice last week against Measure S was wrong on one important factual detail. The likely future annual rate of property-tax increase under Measure S in the district is projected to be 3.75 percent, a conservative number considered smaller than the likely increase. Also, property-tax revenue increases grew faster than what was projected for Measure V; the future tax rate for Measure V may be decreased as a result. Vote “yes” on Measure S. — Lanny Ebenstein, S.B.

Measure P Perplexes

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any recommend Santa Barbara County become a center of high-technology and alternative-energy business. To have a truly vibrant and resilient economy, the county must take full advantage of its natural resources, including petroleum, an economic backbone for over a century, with an excellent record of safety. Supporters of Measure P want to severely restrict the oil industry and lose future economic expansion. The harm would be greatest in the North County, where most of the oil company and oil service employees, and their families, live. Vote “no” on Measure P. — Franziska Shepard, Santa Maria

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he county may already be losing money from Big Oil because of the costs of road maintenance from heavy truck traffic, environmental contamination from extraction, and other impacts. In the last 15 years, County Fire has responded to over 400 waste leaks and spills from oil production. Other counties have an oil-extraction tax to compensate taxpayers for the high costs of this industry. We don’t. The only direct revenue the county gets from oil companies is property taxes. Those taxes account for only 0.6 percent of our total county budget and would continue regardless. Measure P stops a boom in thousands of new oil wells using risky and polluting oil-extraction techniques, which will result in declining property values and waste and pollution of our irreplaceable water supplies by toxic chemicals. Stand up to Big Oil. Pass Measure P.

— Scott Barnett, S.B.

Rent Control No Solution

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he “No Vacancy” cover story on September 18 [independent.com/news] quoted Bob Bartlein comparing San Francisco rents, saying, “the rents in Santa Barbara are considered dirt cheap.” I live and own rentals in Santa Barbara, and I also have rented an apartment in San Francisco for over seven years: Mr. Bartlein is absolutely correct. I also noted the “anonymous city official” who stated “some form of rent control is probably one of the few ways that the large increases in the rents are going to stop.” Today, San Francisco is one of the most expensive rental markets in the U.S. The city adopted rent control over 30 years ago, an event that — for reasons beyond the scope of this letter — has exacerbated virtually every problem discussed in the article, including poorly maintained rental units, a dwindling supply of rentals, sky-high rents, and more. Also, with rent control comes yet another governmental agency to administer the ordinance with its employees, retirement and healthcare plans, offices, vehicles. If you think administering rent control is inexpensive, take a look at the number of employees the San Francisco Rent Board has and review — James H. Smith, S.B. their budget.

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A T IS V A L IS IN E P A R D AN E R PARTY CULTU N U C SB ot much time has passed since I lived and breathed Isla Vista. I drank sweet rum in paper cups. I walked through the streets at night, sometimes alone, shivering from the coastal chill. With a blood-alcohol content that certainly exceeded the legal limit, I flew down Pardall on my rickety, red bike. I lived for Thursday nights and for the mix of excitement and ease, wandering into neighbors’ houses, often finding doors open but no one home. Freshman year, I showed up to the Santa Cruz dorms with an IKEA hamper, a Pottery Barn quilt, and a boyfriend. It didn’t take long for some of the 18-year-old women on my floor to let me know that boyfriends hold you back from the college experience expected to be so wonderfully wild. While eating at long tables in the dining commons on Sunday nights, my dorm mates would brag about their weekends in Isla Vista. One girl was always so exhausted when she picked at her penne doused with parmesan; I started to wonder if fatigue was the sole indicator of real fun. I was not dead tired. I had spent the weekend at Lizard’s Mouth, rock climbing and having picnics with my boyfriend. Soon I realized that the idea that boyfriends curtail rambunctious college behavior is not entirely false. The beginning of my college experience was simply a different one, filled with respect and affection, mostly lacking excessive partying. As the year progressed, I got to know my dorm mates better. We ventured to the Ortega dining common, which was smaller and funkier; somehow the geeks and jocks (surfers) mixed, and it all felt right. It was a better version of Mean Girls. Sophomore year, I moved to the  block of Pasado Road into one of those double duplexes that define Isla Vista. I grew up in that apartment. One fall night, 15 or so people packed into our

kitchen and poured out onto our balcony. For some reason, I made everyone an individual margarita with the Magic Bullet. Twice. It was tame. After two years, my boyfriend and I broke up, and I jumped headfirst into the madness I had witnessed from afar. I drank cheap beer on Thursdays, sometimes straight from the “Flabongo” beer bong my friends and I made by stabbing a pink plastic flamingo we found in our backyard. Late one summer night, I climbed over the no-beachaccess sign and jumped into the ocean with a dude who I had gawked at for the better part of a year. Many weekends, I bounced from house to house, without a care in the world, warmed up with liquid courage. Driving, designated drivers, even designated walkers — all entirely unnecessary. I watched guys pee off rooftops and skateboard over bonfires. I wore at least one Halloween costume I’d rather not divulge. Also, I studied a lot, worked at the bookstore, wrote a column for this paper, and completed a senior history thesis about the Prohibition. After one long weeknight at Davidson Library,

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while riding my bike home around 2 a.m, I ran into my roommates streaming off of Bill’s Bus on Embarcadero del Mar after an evening at the Old Town Tavern. I thought I had hit rock bottom. The day I turned my paper in, I invited 30 friends over to re-celebrate the repeal and the end of my library confinement. During my four years, I met some of the greatest women I’m sure I’ll ever know. On Sunday mornings, my roommates and I would powwow in our living room, with smudged eye makeup and messy hair, laughing harder than we had the night before. I had lived the beautiful nightmare. And when I returned to Isla Vista as a reporter, viewing the town through a new lens, I felt nostalgic for the experiences I had had in this place that taught me how to have fun and, eventually, how to be strong. But in the past several months, I have been speaking with students who have reminded me of the darker elements I do not miss: the grimness of a party culture fueled by alcohol and charged with testosterone.

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HOW MUCH SEX IS TOO MUCH SEX?

Freshmen are required at the start of the school year to take a two-part tutorial known as Gaucho FYI. If you think two hours of online instruction followed by a student-run seminar is exactly what a bunch of hormonal 18-year-olds need to get up to speed about sex, you are mistaken. A few years ago, a group of UCSB freshmen was asked how many sex partners they thought the average college student had each year. The kids threw out numbers like six, eight, 10. The correct number, on average, is one. The expectation that sex is to be had freely and often is certainly prevalent in Isla Vista. The misogynist ravings of Elliot Rodger, who went on a killing rampage in I.V. in May, highlighted this belief. Clear boundaries often do not exist between men and women on and off campus. After a long night of drinking, a friend of mine crashed at a party, passing out in a bed with three dudes she had known from elementary school. Hours later, she suddenly awoke when the guy lying next to her started to shove his hand down her pants. She freaked. Though she knew it was not sex or penetration or rape, she knew it was a violation, and she made sure he knew it, too. These violations are all too common in an atmosphere drenched in liquor. Yet many activists contend that discussions about sexual assault should not revolve around the use of alcohol or drugs, because it could suggest women are to blame for the violence they experience. And worse, it gives guys the excuse that they were too drunk to know what they were doing. Even the UC task force on ending sexual misconduct

mix precariously every weekend, we do need to talk about them in the same conversation. Nearly every major player grappling with this problem across the nation says we need to better educate our young men. That’s a no-brainer. But we also need to realize these guys can be dangerous when they are extremely drunk. Teaching young women to be safe while consuming alcohol — don’t put your glass down at a bar, for instance — does not guarantee they will not find themselves in a very bad situation. And it certainly does not blame them if they do. But what is sexual assault and is it even a legal term? No, it is not, but sexual battery and rape are legal terms. Sexual assault is a commonly used catchall for the following: “Unwanted sexual contact by one person against another, without consent, under circumstances of force or fear, threat of force, or the inability to consent or resist due to the intoxication or unconsciousness.” Legally, for rape, a penis has to penetrate a vagina. Rape by intoxication occurs when a victim is too intoxicated to consent and the perpetrator knew she was in that state. A law signed by the governor on September 28 specifically targets college campuses. It requires, among other things, that they adopt a policy specifying an affirmative “yes” for sexual activity to be consensual. The idea is rather simple. If a woman does not clearly express to her partner she wants to engage in sexual behavior, the act is not considered a consensual one. The absence of a “no” or “stop” is not enough. Only yes means yes.

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released a report two weeks ago specifically stating that education about the two topics should not be conflated. The intention is to stop young men from harming women rather than telling women not to drink because they might get raped. The reality is that young men are at risk of making very bad decisions when they partake in a party culture so established it practically mandates taking three shots of tequila before leaving the house. Sixty-nine percent of cases reported to the Santa Barbara Rape Crisis Center involve alcohol. And that’s for the entire county; records for student populations are not available. In Isla Vista, where alcohol and testosterone

When the legislation was first introduced by State Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson in February, I must admit, I was skeptical. How would a new law mandating specific behavior that takes place behind closed doors actually force a young man to stop to ask a young woman if she’s down to get down? If the government tells young dudes what to do, aren’t they most likely going to do the opposite? Here’s where I was wrong: If enough buzz can be generated about this new law, and it certainly will, young men will start to take the issue more seriously. That way, doubters like me (the old me) will shut up from arguing that the law is unnecessarily intrusive and artificializes


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ISLAND FEVER AND CAMPUS NEGLECT

Living in Isla Vista is sort of like living on an actual island, one from which you can easily escape. Some refer to I.V.’s square mile as Animal House. I prefer Lord of the Flies. Isla Vista exists as a self-contained bubble, a no-man’s land, widely reputed to be the most densely populated unincorporated area in the United States. Despite numerous attempts to form its own government by becoming a city, or becoming part of another city such as Goleta, Isla Vista has no formal government except at the county level. (On October 7, there will be a town hall meeting to discuss self-governance at St. Mark’s church.) Most of its limited funding must come from the county’s already over-burdened general fund. Except for the 34 members of the university police who work with the county’s sheriff ’s station, little funding comes from the UCSB budget — this despite the fact that I.V. would probably be little more than a beautiful swamp without the university. Historically the university has turned a blind eye to Isla Vista troubles, claiming it does not have jurisdiction in those trenches. Even after the four-hour mêlée of Deltopia last spring, the university had a hands-off policy. Its spokesperson, George Foulsham, emailed The Santa Barbara Independent explaining that students convicted of misdemeanors or felonies do not receive automatic discipline, because its jurisdiction extended only to campus property. For incidents off campus including sexual assault,

abuse, hazing, or harassment, he said, decisions are made on a case-by-case basis. Seventy-eight colleges are now under federal investigation for the ways in which they investigated sexual assault. UCSB is not on that list — yet. But if the university wants to maintain its reputation as a top research institution, it better think twice about the activity it ignores. Contributing to the problem is that thousands of the roughly 25,000 who live in Isla Vista attend Santa Barbara City College, many with the intent of transferring to UCSB. The exact figure is unclear. To be fair, Chancellor Henry Yang has begun a campaign to bring a more authoritative presence to Isla Vista, including appointing Assistant Vice Chancellor George Thurlow to focus on Isla Vista, increasing police visibility, adding more police officers, and publicizing a tough stance on sexual violence. About a year and a half ago, the UC system conducted a campus climate survey, which included questions about “unwanted sexual conduct.” In the 250-page report, only two pages were devoted to assessing this problem. At UCSB, 8 percent of the students, faculty, and staff indicated they had experienced such misconduct — the highest percentage reported from any of the UC campuses. It’s not difficult to find students who will talk about these things; in fact, it is somewhat difficult to imagine that it was only 8 percent of the campus population who admitted to such experiences.

WHAT EXACTLY IS RAPE?

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“civil unrest.” She was with a group of mutual friends who stopped by for a watermelon margarita in my backyard before heading to the streets on the bright Saturday. It was fun. No one got hurt. Abby is an English major who had transferred to UCSB from San Diego last year. It turned out she had already had plenty of experiences to share — the good, the bad, and the ugly. The most disturbing one happened at a house party on a warm Saturday night during spring quarter. Abby had had too much to drink and decided to go home. She needed sleep. When she woke up the next morning, alone in her room, she found a used condom in the trash bin next to her bed. She had spent much of the evening, like she often did, at a party with a group of close friends, so she asked them what happened. They told her Sean had come over after the party.“You don’t remember that?” they asked. She texted Sean. He replied, “I think we had sex,” and that he was drunk at the time and did not really know what was going on. Was it rape? According to the law, it could be. In court, a prosecuting attorney would have to prove that Sean knew Abby was too drunk. But the morning after, Abby shrugged it off. If it weren’t for the condom in the trash, she never would have known it happened anyway. (Condoms do not typically first come to mind when thinking of rape. His remembering to put on a condom raises the question, just how drunk was he?) Abby continued to see Sean, who she had known since high school, at get-togethers around town. But he was becoming increasingly more aggressive each time. One night at a party, when she was walking out of the bathroom, Sean grabbed her and threw her onto the bed. She pushed him back; he stopped and said he was sorry. But one week later, at another party when they were standing with a group of friends, Sean suddenly pinned her up against the wall. His friends had to intervene. “Sean felt that since we had already had sex once, he could start pushing it more,” Abby believes. “And it never happened when we were sober.” This whole experience with Sean began to make her increasingly disenchanted with Isla Vista. One night around 11 p.m., after getting off work at a downtown restaurant, Abby slowly drove through I.V.’s congested streets, watching dozens of people stumbling down the block. She thought to herself,“I look like that.” It took Abby about a month to come to terms with the reality that she had been raped. Like so many of these assaults, she did not report the incident to the police. She did not go to the university with a complaint. “How do I know the state of mind he was in at that point?” she asked.

She still believes Sean is a good person despite his recent behavior and does not think he should be academically or criminally punished. She did tell the story of that night to a few mutual guy friends, who were shocked and repulsed. Sean never has admitted guilt for that night. Conceding guilt would suggest he was aware of the things he did when he was very drunk. Abby used to hang out with him and their friends every weekend. Now, she almost never does.

NAVIGATING THE AFTERMATH

Sexual-violence victims often blame themselves. In fact, the majority of women (and most are women) who walk into or call the UCSB advocacy center do not want to consider what happened to them rape. The majority of the 84 women who did contact the center in 2013 reported they were totally incapacitated at the time of the incident. Many don’t exactly remember what happened. Sometimes women worry that the guy might be severely punished. That might appear mind-boggling — from a status-quo point of view. A woman was just assaulted, and she doesn’t want to see the rapist in jail? Well, first of all, she might not have just been raped. Often six months go by before the woman goes to the CARE (Campus Advocacy Resources & Education) offices. And, usually, she has some form of prior relationship with the man. What women most often do want are relatively personal things, such as help in changing their class schedule. Maybe she cannot bear sitting in a small discussion section with the same guy every Monday evening. Maybe she wants to switch to another dorm. And these are just the practical matters. Forget the decision to report or not report to the police or Judicial Affairs. Forget the self-blaming. Forget the trauma. Forget the anger, fear, and uncertainty. Forget the denial or equivocation. Just think of the bureaucratic bullshit that comes with trying to change one class. Currently there is no way to know how many Isla Vistans are victims — or survivors — of sexual assault. Only 16 students filed such complaints at Judicial Affairs in the 2012-2013 school year. And only about 20 called the Sheriff ’s Office each year. Jill Dunlap, the director of CARE who has worked closely with survivors for 12 years, often hears: “I want to get [a medical] exam done, but I don’t want to tell anybody. I don’t want to cause a big stir, and I don’t want my friends to know.” As the center for resources available on campus, Dunlap’s offices offer a one-stop shop, connecting students to Judicial Affairs, law enforcement, deans of students,

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WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ISLA VISTA?

‘I DON’T THINK THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN WHO WAKE UP AFTER HAVING CASUAL SEX SAY I’M GOING TO CRY RAPE. WE JUST DON’T SEE THAT.’ — JILL DUNLAP

housing administrators, and Title IX coordinators. This is an essential service. But for students who might want to establish a legal case against the predator, they have to go off campus to have a forensic medical exam, also known as a rape kit. These exams collect evidence from swabs taken from many body parts. It takes four hours. It is not pleasant. Thirty-one students from the South County’s colleges got the medical exam last year. Taking a rape kit does not oblige a victim to enter an investigation. But they can be useful in prosecuting these drunken incidents. The majority of victims are not attacked by strangers in an alleyway. The most high-profile exception was the brutal gang rape that occurred near the Rec Cen on campus last February. News of the violent act shook the entire community, prompting Chancellor Yang to add five new university police officers and to install large surveillance cameras. Most acts of sexual violence in Isla Vista have not garnered as much attention. They usually occur behind closed doors after a night of heavy drinking, creating murky memories for those involved. If they do end up in court, they are incredibly difficult to prosecute and are often just one person’s word against another’s. Sexual-assault cases typically do not have outside witnesses, making it difficult to convince a jury beyond reasonable doubt. One of the oldest claims against women who charge they have been raped is that they are lying. So-called men’s rights campaigners contend that a woman who wakes up the morning after a drunken hookup would be in such denial that she would falsely accuse her partner of rape. They worry that these recent efforts to fight sexual assault on college campuses will empower women, prompting them to file false reports. Though there was one case a year ago of a young woman who was convicted of filing a false rape report, Dunlap said this is very rare: “I don’t think the majority of women who wake up after having casual sex say I’m going to cry rape. We just don’t see that.”

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For a growing number of students, there is something much more troubling that they do see, and that is how few students step in to help very drunk women from being sexually abused. Advocates are calling for bystander intervention, which has become a focal point in recent discussions. One thought is that the best person to intervene when a woman is too drunk to know what she is doing is a man. When guys start making it clear to one another that having sex with incapacitated women is not cool, then the framework that supports such behavior will begin to break. At her second party in I.V., a student named Natalie saw a guy holding the arm of a woman so drunk she appeared to be on the verge of throwing up. When Natalie went to intervene, asking the guy to let her go, others at the party took issue. It became awkward quickly. Even though she was able to get the intoxicated girl to a safe place, her close friend told her to stop putting her nose in other people’s business. “This is a hookup culture,” her friend told her. “People want to sleep with each other.”

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As always, find the complete listings online at independent.com/events. And if you have an event coming up, submit it at independent.com/eventsubmit. /: David Barsamian Co-author to Professor Noam Chomsky and founder/director of Alternative Radio, Barsamian will give a talk titled Media, Capitalism, and the Environment. He will begin with major media’s complicity in complicating important issues and then will give a rundown of the perils of voracious “free market capitalism.” The event begins with a wine-andcheese reception at :pm and will end with a Q&A and book-signing. pm. Granada Books,  State St. Free. Visit kcsb.org.

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/: Un/Seen Exhibit Reception This group exhibition features the graduate candidates from Brooks Institute’s Master of Fine Arts in Photography program, using traditional and nontraditional photographic media. The topics investigated range from personal to geopolitical with contemplation not condemnation in the revealing of the un/seen issues before us. Exhibit shows through November . -pm. Brook’s Institute Gallery ,  E. Cota St. Free. Call - or visit gallery.brooks.edu.

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/-/: Lane Farms Pumpkin Patch and Farm Stand Celebrate  years of business and  years of farm fun and pumpkins of all sizes! Come for the fall merriment that includes hayrides, farm animals, tractors, educational displays, and the ever-puzzling corn maze. Open through October . Pumpkin Patch: am-pm. Corn Maze: Mon.-Fri.: -pm; Sat.-Sun.: am-pm. Lane Farms,  S. Walnut Ln. Free. Call - or visit lanefarmssb.com/pumpkin-patch.

/: Tony Bennett With a husky, burnished voice and bouncy sense of swing, Tony is a priceless treasure whose expressive power is undimmed. Don’t miss this master whose interpretations have shaped the great American songbook. Let’s hope this cool cat leaves his heart in S.B., where our golden sun shines for him, too. pm. Granada Theatre,  State St. $-$. Call - or visit granadasb.org. /: AD&A Museum Fall 2014 Opening Reception Celebrate the opening of the fall  exhibitions, featuring Barton Myers: Works of Architecture and Urbanism and Bollywood : The Visual Culture of Bollywood Film Posters, both showing through December , and Artist-in-Residence Eric Beltz’s The Cave of Treasures, showing through May , . There will be food and drinks and artist talks. :-:pm. Art, Design & Architecture Museum, UCSB. Free. Call - or visit www.museum .ucsb.edu.

/: S.B. Abstract Open Reception The Abstract Art Collective is hosting an opening reception for an all-abstract D and D exhibit that is open to all S.B.-area artists and will be juried by John Carlander, professor of art at Westmont College. Exhibit shows through October . -pm. Faulkner Gallery,  E. Anapamu St. Free. Call - or visit abstractartcollective.com. /, /: UCSB Men’s Soccer UCSB is renowned nationally for an exciting brand of soccer, perfect weather, and a fútbol-crazed community. Show your support for the Gauchos Men’s Soccer as they play against Cal State Northridge on Thursday and UC Irvine on Saturday. Olé, olé, olé, olé! pm. Harder Stadium, UCSB. Free-$. Call -UCSB () or visit ucsb gauchos.com.

/: Mesa Artists Exhibition This exhibit presents the works of  featured artists from the Santa Barbara Mesa. Art from award-winning artists will be featured, from acrylic to woodcut prints. This exhibit will vary and offers a perfect exhibition sampler to the th Annual Mesa Artists Studio Tour. Exhibit shows through October .

-pm. CASA Gallery,  E. Canon Perdido St. Free. Call -.

FRIDAY 10/3 /-/: Ojai World Music Festival There will be workshops, special events, and concerts where you can sit under a canopy of oaks and listen to the African sounds of Bassekou Kouyaté and his ensemble, the music of banjoist Jayme Stone, or the haunting voices of the women’s folk chorus Nevenka. There will be a food truck to encourage picnicking in the bowl. Fri.: am-pm; Sat.: ampm. Libbey Bowl,  S. Signal St., Ojai. $-$. Call - or visit ojaiworldmusic.org. /: Small Images  Art Lecture and Reception This juried competition by Tif Sigfrids of Tif Sigfrids Gallery in Los Angeles will feature regional artists working in all media with the only constraint being size: All works must be  inches or smaller in every

dimension. The diminutive scale of the works necessitates both intimacy and concision, resulting in a dynamic exhibit that invites you to “take a closer look.” Exhibit shows through October . Lecture by Tif Sigfrids: pm; MacDougall Admin. Ctr., Rm A-, SBCC. Reception: -pm; Atkinson Gallery, Humanities Bldg., Rm. , SBCC. Free. Call - or visit gallery.sbcc.edu. /: Terry Holder with Nicola Gordon Legendary folk singer Terry Holder is touring in support of her fourth CD, Flowers at Midnight, a collection of songs ranging from the tears of a child and the magic of a fortune to devastating loss, all while keeping the acoustic guitar as the focal point. Opening the show will be songwriting guru and fiddle player Nicola Gordon of the Honeysuckle Possums. :pm. Cambridge Drive Community Church,  Cambridge Dr., Goleta. $-$. Call - or visit cambridgedrive church.org.

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GAME OF THE WEEK /: College Men’s Soccer: UC Irvine at UCSB Classes begin this week at UCSB, and the Gauchos hope to have a large and loud turnout of students for two important Big West Conference matches. Cal State Northridge visits on Thursday night (/), and then Irvine’s Anteaters put their unbeaten record (--) and national ranking (No. ) on the line in a Saturday-night blockbuster. The Gauchos (--) enter the week on a two-game winning streak and have outscored their last four opponents, -. Ludwig Ahl, the dynamic freshman from Sweden, scored twice in their - victory over Drake last Sunday, and sophomore Drew Murphy had a goal and an assist. It’s the end of a long home stand for UCSB, which will hit the road for its next four matches. pm. Harder Stadium. Free$. Call -UCSB () or visit ucsbgauchos.com.

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/-/: 28th Annual California Avocado Festival With S.B. County being the third largest avocado producer in North America and with Carpinteria being a major contributor, it is recommended that you join in this yearly festival with its Best Guacamole Contest and Avocado Auction, Kids’ Block Party, Arts & Crafts Venue, live entertainment on four stages, food and drink, and so much more. Fri.: am-pm; Sat.: am-pm; Sun.: ampm.  Linden Ave., Carpinteria. Free. Call - or visit avofest.com. Read more on p. .

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/: John C. Pritzlaff Conservation Symposium Did you know that native plants support a higher diversity of pollinators than nonnative plants? Come learn how plants and pollinators, such as bees, depend on each other. This symposium will cover these relationships, pollinator decline, and how everyday citizens can make a difference. Lunch will be included. am-pm. Discovery Pavilion, S.B. Zoo,  Niños Dr. $-$. Visit sbbg.org. /: Thirty Years of Fabulous Community Counseling & Education Center (CCEC), an area nonprofit providing affordable, bilingual, and culturally sensitive mental-health counseling to the S.B. community since , invites you to celebrate  years of service with a wonderful evening of dancing, great conversations, and delicious food. Dress fabulous! -pm. Chase Palm Park,  E. Cabrillo Blvd. $. Call - x or visit ccecsb.org.

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/: Angélique Kidjo Grammy-winning vocalist Angélique Kidjo is fluent in Fon, French, Yorùbá and English, and sings in all four languages, combining powerful West African grooves, American R&B, samba beats, and jazz harmonies. According to Kidjo, her latest release, Eve, “is an album of remembrance of African women I grew up with and a testament to the pride and strength that hide behind the smile that masks everyday troubles” and also named after her mother. pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $-$. Call - or visit art sandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu. /: Love Local: Delectable Plant-Based Cooking Take a fun and informative class with celebrity chef Melissa Costello, the founder of Karma Chow, for a plant-based cooking class using locally sourced ingredients. Learn how to live preventatively through eating whole foods and a plantbased diet. pm. The Kitchen, S.B. Public Market,  W. Victoria St. $. Call - or visit tinyurl.com/ lngqke.

SATURDAY 10/4 /: 4th Solvang Faeriefest Come and immerse yourself in a magical world of artistry and wonder in California’s Danish town. Learn to Hula-Hoop, dance, join tea parties, and show off your best costume at this multicultural arts and music festival that celebrates the “Fae” tradition. I do believe in faeries — I do, I do! ampm. Solvang Park, corner of st St. and Mission Dr., Solvang. Free. Call - or visit solvangfestival.com.

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/: First Saturday Hike, Santiago Pilgrims Join the S.B. Chapter of American Pilgrims on the Camino on a hike. Learn about the Camino de Santiago pilgrimage trail in northern Spain, get hiking and packing tips from Santiago veterans, and try out boots and gear. :am. Carpinteria Bluffs; meet at Carpinteria Viola Fields parking lot,  Carpinteria Ave., Carpinteria. Free. Visit santa barbara-pilgrims.org.

/: Blitzen Trapper Come listen to a band whose music went through various genres with each record, bouncing from indie folk to art rock to experimental folk before settling into a rich, dusty brand of Neil Young–inspired altcountry as is apparent on ’s VII. pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club,  State St. $. Call - or visit sohosb.com. /: Santa Ynez Valley Cottage Hospital Health Fair There will be more than  exhibitor booths, giveaways, free flu shots and blood pressure screenings, and a grand prize giveaway. New services will include low-cost safety helmets for children and adults for $,  vouchers for free blood work, and a limited amount of discounted DEXA (bone density) coupons (first come, first served), discounted digital mammograms, and more. Some tests require a doctors referral or appointment. am-:pm. Santa Ynez Valley Marriott,  McMurray Rd., Buellton. Free. Call - or visit cottagehealthsystem.org/ syvhealthfair.aspx. /: Brother Ali Inspired by his eye-opening trip to Mecca, rapper Brother Ali will perform songs from his Mourning in America and Dreaming in Color and from his almost  years in the biz. Accord-

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Alpha Resource Center presents this delightful & spooky take on “A Christmas Carol”. The past, present & future visitations present the important lesson that one should always enjoy life – except this time, the lesson is learned via Time Travelers, Trick or Treaters & a very, very disillusioned Dad. For more info please visit www.alphasb.org or call 805-964-3547. This FREE annual celebration also includes a 1:00pm silent auction of artisan crafts from the Slingshot art program!

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2–8 and park and recreation facilities. Come learn about what’s important to you, and give input on how the City Council should prioritize funding, and you can make suggestions on developing a plan to upgrade and modernize public facilities. Workshops continue through October  at various locations. Sat.: pm, Our Lady of Guadalupe,  N. Nopal St. (Spanish translation available); Mon.: :pm, Faulkner Gallery,  E. Anapamu St.; Wed.: pm, Westside Ctr.,  W. Victoria St. (Spanish translation available). Free. Call - or visit santabarbaraca.gov/gov/city hall/infrastructure.

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/: Family Game Time Are you bored with your family and friends? Why not get “board” with your family and friends? Spend time playing board games like Life and Monopoly as well as other amusing games like Operation (curse you, bread basket), What’s Gnu? Name , Chinese Checkers, and so many more. -pm. Goleta Library,  N. Fairview Ave., Goleta. Free. Call - or visit sbplibrary.org. /: Harvest America This event will feature Pastor Greg Laurie, who will share a message of hope streamed live from Dallas, TX, and Dominic Balli in a live performance of electric reggae. :-pm. Calvary Chapel,  N. Calle César Chávez. Free. Call - or visit calvarychapelsb .com.

/: Dave Rawlings Machine Consisting of award-winning guitar player, singer/songwriter, and producer Dave Rawlings and musicians who’ve performed with Gillian Welch, Punch Brothers, Led Zeppelin, and Old Crow Medicine Show, this band will provide a night of distinctive picking, high lonesome songs, and many other fine acoustic entertainments. They’re “going to California” to provide a night of bluegrass. pm. Lobero Theatre,  E. Canon Perdido St. $-$. Call - or visit lobero.com. /: Free Hazardous Waste Collection This event provides the opportunity to dispose of old paint cans, used motor oil, and common household items, including cleaners, pesticides, and batteries, as well as medications, CDs, DVDs, video and cassette tapes, and unwanted electronics like computers and TVs. amnoon. Santa Ynez Valley Recycling and Transfer Station,  Foxen Canyon Rd., Los Olivos. Free. Call - or visit lessismore.org.

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/, /: Architectural Walking Tours Join knowledgeable docents from the Architectural Foundation for an exploration of our architectural and landscape design heritage, and the events and people that shaped it. am. Architectural Foundation of S.B.,  E. Victoria St. Suggested donation: $. Call - or visit afsb.org.

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/: The S.B. Botanic Garden New Volunteer Orientation Potential

volunteers will learn about the opportunities and steps required to get started as a volunteer at one of the most beautiful places in S.B. These volunteer orientations are held the first Monday of every month. -:pm. Blaksley Library, S.B. Botanic Garden  Mission Canyon Rd. Free. Call - x or visit sbbg .org/classes-events/events.

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/: Chamber Music Concert This concert will feature Ojai’s own cellist Virginia Kron and pianist Raelynn Clare, who will combine their amazing talents to present Reaching Out, a program of works all written by area-based composers. pm. Ojai Art Ctr.,  S. Montgomery St., Ojai. $-$. Call -.

/: Isla Vista Self-Governance Town Hall The events of the last year have created an even greater urgency and momentum around the question of self-governance in Isla Vista. The goals of the Town Halls are to provide the I.V. community with information and resources, create dialogue about public safety, infrastructure, and community service, and also develop strong coalitions among community members and organizations. Childcare, interpretation, and light refreshments will be provided. Attendees are encouraged to RSVP. :-:pm. St. Mark’s University Parish,  Picasso Rd., Isla Vista. Free. Call - or visit tinyurl.com/ ivtownhall.

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/: Distinguished Speaker Series: Waguih Ishak The Technology Management Program series at UCSB features leaders from academia or industry who have distinguished themselves as experts in their fields. Dr. Waguih Ishak, who holds a BS in electrical engineering and in mathematics and an MS and PhD in electrical engineering, will share his journey from establishing the Corning West Technology Center in Silicon Valley in  to now. :-pm. Embarcadero Hall,  Embarcadero del Norte, Isla Vista. Free. Call - or visit www.tmp.ucsb.edu.

/: Judi & Shari Zucker The Ultimate Allergy-Free Cookbook is the latest health book on allergy-free cooking, with more than  sugar-free, plantbased recipes that exclude wheat, eggs, dairy, and more. This book is great for diabetics, vegans, and people who just want to eat healthier. The Zucker twins included information on genetically modified organisms (GMOs), losing weight, and a section for dogs with allergies. pm. Chaucer’s Book,  State St. Free. Call - or visit chaucersbooks.com.

WEDNESDAY 10/8 /: Sunset at the Canary Join Pacific Pride Foundation every second Wednesday of the month through October for a cocktail mixer atop the Canary Hotel. With breathtaking views of the mountains and ocean, the LGBT community and allies enjoy appetizers and beverages while mixing and mingling. pm. Canary Hotel,  W. Carrillo St. Free. Ages +. Call - or visit pacificpridefoundation .org. /: Introduction to the Coast Starlight Trails & Rails Program Come learn about the South Coast Railroad Museum’s volunteer guide program aboard Amtrak’s Coast Starlight trains, conducted in partnership with the National Park Service’s Trails & Rails program, Juan Bautista de Anza National Historic Trail, and Amtrak from Dr. Gary Coombs. As a museum volunteer, you would ride the Coast Starlight, sharing with pas-

sengers information about area history, points of interest along the route, things to do, and the natural history of the area. This presentation is designed especially for persons who are interested in becoming guides for the  travel season (MayAug.). -:pm. Visitor’s Ctr., South Coast Railroad Museum,  N. Los Carneros Rd., Goleta. Free. Call - or visit goletadepot.org.

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Walter Isaacson The Innovators: How a Group of

Inventors, Hackers, Geniuses, and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution Thursday, October 16 / 5:00 p.m. / Free UCSB Campbell Hall Following his blockbuster biography of Steve Jobs, The Innovators is Walter Isaacson’s revealing story of the people who created the computer and the Internet. It is destined to be the standard history

/: Imelda May Do not miss Dubliner Imelda May in person. Sure, she looks fierce in her burlesque glam, but she can belt rockabilly and sing the blues like no other. Come hear her perform favorites from her last three albums including her newly released Tribal. pm. Lobero Theatre,  E. Canon Perdido St. $. Call - or visit lobero.com.

of the digital revolution and an indispensable guide to how innovation really happens. What were the talents that allowed certain inventors and entrepreneurs to turn their visionary ideas into disruptive realities? What led to their creative leaps? Why did some succeed and others fail? Walter Isaacson is the award-winning author of The Innovators: How a Group of Inventors, Hackers, Geniuses, and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution (2014), Steve Jobs (2011), Einstein: His Life and Universe (2007), Benjamin Franklin: An American Life (2003), and Kissinger: A Biography (1992). He joined TIME in 1978 and became the magazine’s 14th editor in 1996. He became chairman and CEO of CNN in 2001, and then president and CEO of the Aspen Institute in 2003.

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Friday Montecito:  and  blocks of Coast Village Rd., -:am

Saturday Downtown S.B.: Corner of Santa Barbara and Cota sts., :am-pm

Local Artisans & Farmers Market: Calle Real Shopping Ctr.,  Calle Real, Goleta, am-pm

Sunday Goleta: Camino Real Marketplace, am-pm

Tuesday Old Town S.B.: - blocks of State St., -:pm

Courtesy of The Book Den, copies of The Innovators will be available for purchase and signing. Presented by the Walter H. Capps Center for the Study of Ethics, Religion, and Public Life at UCSB. For further information or assistance in accommodating a disability, please call 893-2317. www.cappscenter.ucsb.edu www.facebook.com/CappsCenter

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right: “Things were getting out of hand at home, so I decided to move out here and turn my life around,” said Colleen Talavera while looking out at the ocean from the harbor. Talavera is currently six months into her treatment for alcohol addiction at Casa Serena and plans on staying in Santa Barbara for a full year before returning home to Lompoc for good. “I come out near the water to meditate because it’s soothing and serene. It gives me a chance to absorb everything from the weekend,” she said.

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This weekend, in the heart of Carpinteria, more than 80,000 guacamole-loving people will assemble to celebrate arguably the world’s most fabulous fruit — the avocado. (To be fair to the other fruits out there, we are biased around these parts). This year marks the 28th edition of the annual California Avocado Festival, a raucously fun, full-family good time with dozens of bands, vendors, and, of course, avocado everything. But often overlooked in the smiley swirl of avocado ice cream and avocado beer and small car-sized vats of guacamole is the fact that the festival itself is essentially as green as the flesh of it’s namesake fruit. As Avofest boardmember and head of operations Gregg Carty said, “The greenest thing at the festival are still the avocados, but taking care of the environment that they come from has been a priority of ours for over 20 years.” Thanks in large part to their partnership with Channel Islands Janitorial, this year’s festival will once again be a zero-waste event with more than 98 percent of the weekend’s trash diverted from the landfill. “Basically, the only sorts of things that end up going in the trash are baby diapers. I mean, we don’t really even have many trash

cans,” said Carty. This is achieved by, among other things, refusing to use Styrofoam (a policy they implemented two decades ago!), being a known “No Confetti Egg” zone, using only recyclable utensils and plates for all the food vendors on hand, offering ample composting bins, and selling reusable commemorative Avofest beer cups in the drinking areas. As if that weren’t enough, they also power the whole thing with biodiesel generators, collect and recycle all the grease, use only LED lighting in vendors’ areas, and block off all the storm drains on Linden Avenue during the event to prevent unwanted downstream impacts. Perhaps most impressively, all of the unused food and avos are donated to the Foodbank of Santa Barbara. In fact, last year alone, the festival gave nearly 1,300 pounds of grub to the Foodbank in addition to 876 pounds of guacamole. As Carty put it, “Every year, we are always looking for ways to make the festival better.” The Avocado Festival takes place Friday-Sunday, October 3-5, at 800 Linden Avenue. For info, call 684-0038 or see avofest.com. — Ethan Stewart

he fronds rustled in the gentle breeze as I reclined in the shade of a palm tree. With my skin still tingling from a spa treatment and my belly full of turkey sandwich and fresh fruit smoothie, I soon fell into slumber. I was in paradise, but I wasn’t on a tropical island vacation — I was at the Bacara Resort & Spa. Anchoring the northern entrance to Goleta, the 14-year-old Bacara has long been a favorite with tourists, and on a recent visit to its spa, I discovered why. I was invited to select a treatment from the extensive, recently updated spa menu and chose their signature facial, the Bacara SeaCreation. As the name suggests, the skin product used — BABOR (us.babor.com) — comprises microorganisms harvested from the ocean depths, anti-aging proteins, and other scientificsounding ingredients. The treatment promised (and delivered) a “dramatic improvement” to my skin. (Added bonus: A portion of the proceeds from this particular selection goes into the Gaviota Coast Conservancy coffers.) For 80 minutes, a delightful and knowledgeable spa employee named Holly cleansed, plumped, peeled, and toned my epidermis while I sunk into deep relaxation. When time was up, I was given the bottles of BABOR used on my face — eye cream, serum, and rich cream — and sent on my way to enjoy the rest of the 42,000-squarefoot luxury spa’s amenities. I chose to forego the sauna and whirlpool and headed to the Spa Café for lunch. From the nutritionally conscientious menu, I ordered the aforementioned sandwich, which I ate on the outdoor patio overlooking the saline spa pool. While I dined, the sky alternated between foggy and sunshiny, the cloud cover abating completely by the time I made my way poolside, where I spent the next two hours between sleep and wake. I’d come to the resort frazzled from a long work week. After five hours at the Bacara, I was in a state of calm, rejuvenated by the facial, food, and fabulous location. The tourists definitely have it right. For more info and to make spa appointments, call 571-4210 or visit — Michelle Drown bacararesort.com.

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above: “I just like to be on the water, especially in Santa Barbara. There’s heaps of dolphins, and the city is so beautiful from the water,” said Alyssa Lewis while cleaning the Sunset Kidd, the boat she’s working on for two weeks before heading off to her next destination in the Caribbean. Originally from Santa Barbara, Lewis got her first boat job in 2011 and hasn’t looked back since. She hops all over the world, working on sea crafts, most recently in Alaska. “It’s not hard to find boat work if you have experience and are a nice person. I just have to pick which island I’m going to next,” she added.

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nside the foyer of The Oaks at Ojai spa, it was pleasantly dark after the bright afternoon sun of outside downtown Ojai. Down the main hallway toward the gardens hung a selection of area artists’ work and an activity board listing everything from Aquarobics to an assisted bike ride to Ventura. At various spots, eyeglasses hung, and it seemed odd that that so many people had left their glasses behind. Then we realized the specs were placed specifically where information was meant to be read so farsighted guests didn’t have to include cumbersome glasses in their spa outfits — amazingly thoughtful. We wandered out to the pool, where a handful of ladies bobbed like apples in the water, chattering away. “Work your core,” said the instructor, reinforcing the apple image. We took the spa tour next, and though the building was semi-historical, built in 1920 as the Hotel Roblar, the woman who fashioned it into a spa is arguably more historical. Sheila Cluff, a renowned Canadian figure skater, hails from the old school of fitness boosters like Jack LaLanne. Though less famous, she is credited with inventing what she called “cardiovascular dance,” better known as aerobics today. At 78, she still leads classes and offers support and encouragement to her visitors, who are mainly women The spa has all the amenities you want: massages, skin treatments, hair and beauty, sauna, pool, and secluded gardens. But it also includes nutrition counseling. Many of our new spa friends said they came more than once a year to “jump-start the diet.” Our room was so restfully nice that we worried about preferring the comforts of private patio, spa tub, and fireplace. But the activities seemed too exciting not to try. Wife attended a yoga session; husband went to the pool. Dinner was tables set for four, and you could sit anywhere. The menu was a salmon quiche with a carrot mouse, salad, and a cranberry tart with a yogurt sauce for dessert. It was all delicious and already pre-portioned. Evening included an after-dinner stroll through town, a movie, and a demonstration of portrait drawing by an area artist. We skipped the walk but enjoyed the sauna (both steam and dry) before the depths of bed. The full spa experience day began with fruit, yogurt, and a hardboiled egg, a gentle stretch wakeup class, then aqua aerobics. Wife enjoyed an “Ojai pixie scrub” consisting of a semi-abrasive salve of tangerines. Then it was on to a step class, a facial, and another yoga class, while husband sat in the peaceful room and read. The next day, relaxed and glowing, core and calves a little sore, wife imagined returning herself and, when she later looked, had lost two pounds — a gift even more thoughtful than reading glasses on the wall. For info, call 646-5573 or visit oaksspa.com. For a longer version of this story, visit independent.com/ — Diane Arnold and D.J. Palladino oaks.

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business plan. But for the two married couples who run Santa Ynez’s ForFriends Inn — a camaraderie-cultivating, seven-room bed and breakfast located in the middle of that tiny wine country town — those frequent moments of pleasing their guests mean much more than the bottom line. “We wanted to create a really wonderful experience for people, and, by extension, we would feed off of that,” explained co-owner Dave Pollock, who opened the inn in June 2012 with his longtime friend, Jim Campbell. Along with their wives, Katie Pollock and Debbie Campbell, they’ve been reaping such happy rewards since day one, said Campbell, who explained, “That’s what makes us want to come here every day.” The two successful corporate executives — Campbell in marketing, Pollock in business development and management — first met when Pollock moved his family into a home on the same suburban Chicago street as Campbell, who’d actually grown up on the same block. They clicked immediately and together raised families, built careers, brainstormed business plans, and jammed regularly on guitars for years until Pollock was transferred to Los Angeles. “That left a huge whole in all of our hearts,” said Campbell. “It sounds corny, but it’s true.” As their kids approached college age, the families plotted how to get the band back together, even hosting an “ideation session” one weekend where they all sat around proposing and dissecting projects like they’d done in boardrooms. “We might have freaked our wives out,” laughed Pollock, who said they were very close to settling on a sporting goods company for senior citizens but realized the “people component” was missing. After a particularly memorable day at Riverbench Winery, they examined the hospitality scene of the Santa Ynez Valley. “Through purely market research,” said Campbell, “it became evident that this place was trending, but there weren’t enough beds for heads.” By January 2012, they were ready to make a move. Santa Ynez’s Edison Street Inn was on the market but far too expensive. Then

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the price dramatically dropped a week later, just before they moved onto a new idea. The banks loved their business plan — which also aims for more properties in the future — so they closed escrow at the end of May and opened as ForFriends in June. It’s been steady since, with about 70 percent occupancy compared to the 15 percent pattern they inherited, and they also host corporate retreats (with use of their tech-ready meeting room) and “turnkey” wedding packages — Pollock is even ordained — ranging from easy elopements to full property takeovers. But the real magic happens daily, from Debbie’s homemade granola, goat cheese quiche, and rosemary popovers for breakfast to the happy-hour jam sessions on the deck, where the husbands prompt guests to join in on their renditions of an impressive array of classics, from “Help Me, Rhonda” to “Psycho Killer.” Said Pollock, “So much of what you see here that we try to deliver every single day, especially on the deck, is what we used to do back home.” ForFriends Inn is located at 1121 Edison Street, Santa Ynez. Call — Matt Kettmann 693-0303 or see forfriendsinn.com.

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ncient Mono Lake was the stately body of water on which we chose to christen a spiffy new green polyethylene canoe with backrests: a birthday gift from me to my son, Karl. Though the origin of the word is uncertain, Mono (pronounced mō-nō) is believed by some to be a Yokuts word for “fly eater,” referring to the regional Native Americans who would harvest fly pupae for tasty snacks they called kutsavi. The lake covers about 60 square miles and is one of the oldest in North America. Its present-day topography was molded by millions of years of volcanic activity: slipping, sinking, and tilting until a bowl-like basin filled with water and became Mono Lake. Salts and minerals traveled with Sierra streams into Mono Lake over the years. Lacking an outlet, the lake became two and a half times as salty as the ocean as freshwater evaporated. There are no fish in Mono Lake due to the harsh alkaline water, but it’s still very much alive. Alkali flies and half-inch-long brine shrimp thrive, providing food for more than a million migratory birds that visit each spring and summer. For some species, this is their only rest stop between Canada and Central or South America. For others, like the California gull, it is a nesting site for thousands of chicks — one of the largest colonies in the world. Now my white-haired self needs a helping hand to climb aboard, but I remember a skinny girl, with long dark hair, pushing a canoe with both hands into a Midwestern lake. Karl and I drift in his canoe, as silent as a moccasin tiptoeing across a mirror, suspended on the horizon. Mother Earth uses upward-moving

ANCIENT ERUPTION: Limestone tufas protrude from Mono Lake, creating mystical towers.

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by John Zant of Adam Wainwright. “If Kershaw loses Game 1, I don’t think the Dodgers are going to win [the series],” Pintard said. “Something in the back of my head says they’re in trouble. The problem is the pressure. The Dodgers are going to be uptight, all the way up to their new owners. They’ve got a lot invested … the highest payroll in baseball. St. Louis is very grounded, no Hollywood hype. They’re the defending league champions. They slow the game down and make you sweat. What’s [L.A. outfielder Yasiel] Puig going to do under pressure? I’m going with the Dodgers, but it won’t be easy.” The Washington Nationals, with the best record in baseball, will be a heavy favorite against the wildcard winner in the other NL series. “They’re ready to rock and roll,” Pintard said. “Their pitching is good, and they’re exciting on the field. Matt Williams is a manager with a lot of energy, a tough guy.”

WILD CARDS: The results LEAGUE will be in when this story comes CHAMPIONSHIPS: The out. Pintard liked the home strong pitching of the teams to advance, the Kansas Nationals should be too City Royals (over the Oakland GOOD SPORTSMAN: Former UCSB standout Skip Schumuch for the Dodgers, Athletics) in the American maker now plays for the Cincinnati Reds and is among who have question marks League, and the Pittsburgh 30 finalists for the prestigious Roberto Clemente Award, in their rotation and bull Pirates (over the San Francisco presented to the major leaguer who best represents the game on and off the field. pen, and the Angels will Giants) in the National League. James Shields, a Foresters edge out the Orioles. “It pitcher in 2001, was due to start on the mound for K.C. would be wonderful for us to have the Dodgers and Angels in Pintard approves of the single-game elimination, which a showdown,” Pintard said, “but I think it will be a coast-toentailed the addition of a wild-card team from each league. coast World Series.” “It keeps more cities involved,” he said, “but it will be tougher WORLD SERIES: We’ll take a look at that matchup when the for wild-card teams to go all the way. It should be tougher time comes. In case Pinner’s predictions do not pan out, there [since those teams did not win a division title].” are several interesting possibilities. Both the Giants, who’ve AL PLAY-OFFS: The Angels, with the home-field advantage been there recently, and the Athletics, who were rolling along throughout the play-offs, will be ready to roll against the before a late-season slump, could be dangerous if they get out K.C.-Oakland winner. “The Angels’ offense is too good,” of the wild-card games. A series between the Dodgers and Pintard said. “Mike [Scioscia, the manager] is going to Orioles would be historically interesting; they met in the 1966 have his boys ready. It’s too bad they lost their ace pitcher World Series, when Baltimore’s pitching staff proved even [Garrett Richards] to a knee injury. But their pitching has tougher to hit than Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale in a been solid enough since they got their bull pen bolstered.” four-game sweep by the Birds. If the Cardinals pull the upset, L.A. outfielder Mike Trout seems destined for the kind of we’ll be back where we were all summer long — no Dodgers greatness that is achieved by October feats. Pintard chose on TV. the Baltimore Orioles to take down the Detroit Tigers in the MAKING IT BIG: Although he wasn’t expected to be named other divisional play-off. “The Orioles have been consistent to Detroit’s 25-man play-off roster, Dos Pueblos High grad all season,” he reasoned. “[Manager] Buck Showalter hasn’t James McCann is the Tigers’ catcher of the future. The burned anybody up. They’re a fine-tuned racecar. Detroit 24-year-old backstop made a good impression during his barely got it done. [Justin] Verlander is not the dominant September call-up from Triple-A Toledo. He collected his pitcher he’s been in the past.” first two hits in a win over Kansas City, when he went the NL PLAY-OFFS: The L.A. Dodgers go into the postseason distance behind the plate and received praise from Verlander. with high expectations — not to mention their return to the McCann hit .250 in his first month in the bigs … At the other television screens of their Southern California fans after a end of the career spectrum, 34-year-old Cincinnati Reds season-long, money-grubbing fiasco — and it all may hinge outfielder Skip Schumaker, a former UCSB standout, is among 30 finalists for the prestigious Roberto Clemente on their best-of-five series opener against the St. Louis Award, presented to the major leaguer who best represents Cardinals (Fri., Oct. 3, 3:30pm). All-world pitcher Clayton the game on and off the field through positive contributions Kershaw will be on the mound for the Dodgers, and the in sportsmanship and community involvement. Previous Cardinals will counter with their own formidable arm, that

winners include Tony Gwynn (1999), Derek Jeter (2009), and Kershaw (2012). Schumaker was the Reds’ ambassador to ailing children, making monthly visits to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center and contributing to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. “He’s got my vote,” said Bob Brontsema, who coached Skip at UCSB. “One of the alltime, good-character people.” Schumaker spent most of his career with the Cardinals, including their 2011 championship season. His first season in Cincinnati was cut short by a torn labrum in his left shoulder.

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about baseball play-offs. His Santa Barbara Foresters have won five National Baseball Congress (NBC) World Series titles in the last nine years. That is a few notches in baseball talent below the big-league World Series, but from a competitive standpoint, the NBC tournament — played in the August heat of Wichita, Kansas — is a humdinger. It begins with 30 teams, and when you lose two games, you’re done. The Foresters took a loss three games into this year’s tournament and had to sweat it out the rest of the way, but they prevailed all the way to the championship, a 3-2 victory over the Seattle Studs in 12 innings. Before the major league postseason got underway this week, Pintard, who moonlights as a scout for the New York Yankees, was asked to put on his cap and assess the chances of the last 10 teams standing.

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ess than a decade ago, Kimberly Smith was a very large woman with diabetes who couldn’t control her weight, no matter how much she exercised or how healthy she ate. The Santa Maria native enjoyed the occasional glass of pinot noir with her husband, Theron Smith, owner of a major Santa Ynez Valley waste hauler/recycler, but quite frequently f farmers’ markets seem fabulous but take too much found even $50 wines unpalatable. substitutions. Explained Ron, “Even people who are confitime and CSAs sound wonderful but leave you dumb“I’d just throw them out because they were one-dimensional dent to follow a recipe are not always comfortable switching founded when a box of chicory arrives, then consider and not worth swallowing,” said Kimberly, who was born with a ingredients or improvising.” ThePantrySB, a new home-delivery service that “geographical tongue” and considers herself a gourmet chef. “If I The couple happily keeps their ingredients sustainable, encourages you to eat healthy as you ever got out of that unhealthy body, I vowed to go back to school organic, and local, based on the USDA’s learn to cook. “All of our ingredients and figure out why.” 400-mile-radius definition, so they can are measured for your meal,” explained After 11 often-bedridden years, doctors at UCLA discovered serve customers from Orange County to Alexis Donaire, who started the coma 70-pound cancerous tumor in the mother of four’s gut. Fifteen Paso Robles out of the commercial operpany with her husband, Ron Donaire, in surgeries later — “I died three times on the table,” she said — ation at Goodland Kitchen in Goleta. January. “It’s an easy solution to expand Kimberly was 200 pounds lighter and in good health. “Husband,” “We’re working with all the regional your horizons.” she said to Theron, “I’m going back to school now to find out why farms,” said Alexis. Those fine ingrediEvery Tuesday, ThePantrySB delivers I love pinot noir.” ents make up meals like lamb chops with the selected ingredients and recipes to Her sole intent was to learn more via classes at Allan Hancock kale tabbouleh, roasted tomatoes, and your door, along with access to helpful College, but then she met wine guru Wes Hagen at a party, and he zucchini or lemon-ginger pork with raw by George Yatchisin online videos. “It’s a very technologytaught her how to make wine for three years at his family’s Clos celery salad. “Vegetables are the prime driven approach,” said Ron. “It teaches Pepe Vineyard. In 2010, Kimberly made her first barrel, and it won component of each dish,” explained you techniques as well as recipes.” There double gold in a Wall Street Journal contest. (So did her 2011s.) “I Alexis. “We definitely take a whole food are currently about 100 videos to watch, with one to three never set out to make wine,” said Kimberly, who graduated from approach.” added weekly. Alexis joked that Ron is “the tester,” having so Santa Maria High in 1979. “I’ve been a mommy my whole life, and Cooking time tends to be under a half hour, unless a dish far mastered one salad, to which Ron replied, “That proves I just parented this little project out of my love for pinot noir.” requires more oven time, and you needn’t own the latest, the product works!” She christened the project LaMontagne Winery after the greatest utensil, either. “We understand not everyone has a Better proof is in ThePantrySB’s broad popularity, as the grandmother of Theron, whose true lineage Kimberly discovered mandoline, not everyone has a KitchenAid mixer,” said Ron. couple’s customer base turned out to be more than a small by tracking down his birth father, Joe Smith. Joe had gone to “So we try to keep the need for fancy tools to a minimum.” niche. “We thought our target would be late 20- and early fight in Vietnam when Theron was just 3 months old. Upon Plus each box’s recipes include helpful “what we provide” and 30-year-olds, two people with dual incomes,” Ron explained. Joe’s returning, Theron’s mother had married someone else who “what you provide” lists to help people prepare. “But we found this has a very mass appeal, ranging from coladopted Theron, so Joe went back to his family home in Maine, Currently boxing up about 250 meals a month, ThePanlege kids barely making ends meet to triple-gated residents only to be happily called out of the blue by Kimberly in 1996. trySB is preparing to go bigger. “We’ve actually hired drivers,” in Montecito.” When the Smiths, who will celebrate their 31st anniversary on said Ron. “When we first started, we did everything ourAlexis always dreamed of a career in food but didn’t October 10, renewed their vows in 1999, Joe was Theron’s best selves: deliveries, photography, menu planning, purchasing, want to open a restaurant or cater because “both seemed to man. food prep, customer service.” Now the Donaires are ready to provide a crutch for those who didn’t want to cook for themToday, with the help of her sons at a facility in Paso Robles, make that next step. selves.” Instead, ThePantrySB helps people do just that, startKimberly makes about five vineyard designate pinots (mostly See thepantrysb.com or call ing with the tips and tricks listed in Monday night’s preview from the Sta. Rita Hills), as well as chardonnay, pinot blanc, 366-3222. email, which whets people’s appetite and offers ingredient MORE tempranillo, and malvasia bianca, with some barrels of syrah, FOOD grenache, and mourvèdre awaiting a blending decision. Her aim is “multilayered,” unadulterated wines. “I try to make SEE P. 66 wine that is as pure as possible right out of the vineyard,” The historic Mattei’s Tavern in Los Olivos will celebrate harvest with an event on said Kimberly. “I learned long ago that food and wine are your October 4, 1-4 p.m., with wines from Sandhi, Mayacamas, Wind Gap, Leviathan, Qupé, biggest medicines and to be very careful with what you put in your — Matt Kettmann Maison L’Oree, Fable, Evening Land, and Whetstone alongside Chef Robbie Wilson’s mouth.” food. Tickets are 125. See eveninglandvineyards.com. Leslie “The Accidental Chef” Thomas’s next class at the Santa Barbara Public Market is “Better Than Bacon: Ultimate Visit LaMontagne Winery’s tasting room at Savory Veggie Treats” on October 12, 1-2 p.m. Richard Lambert, owner of Santa Barbara 1509 East Chestnut Avenue (lamontagne Tamales To Go also hosts a Public Market class called “Secrets of Tamale Chef” for 25 on winery.com; 291-6643) or stop by during the Santa Barbara October 26, 1-2 p.m. The Anacapa Street nightclub Eos Lounge is venturing into the daytime with their new CorVintners’ Celebration of Harvest on October 11 at Old Misner Bar concept, with live music, football games, and more on the back patio. See facebook.com/eoscornerbar. sion Santa Ines. See celebrationofharvest.com for tickets. The Piano Riviera Lounge officially opens this week at  Anapamu Street across from the Courthouse. ■

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The Santa Barbara Arts Collaborative, in partnership with Downtown Santa Barbara, will lead a curated Art Crawl through the 1st Thursday festivities. This month’s guest curator is Patricia Houghton. The Art Crawl starts at 5:30 in de la Guerra Plaza on the back steps of City Hall (735 Anacapa Street, then head around to the back).

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A SANTA BARBARA PUBLIC MARKET: 38 West Victoria 805-770-7702 Ever wondered how to put together the perfect cheese platter? Join The Culture Counter at the Santa Barbara Public Market for an informative demonstration on “Cheese Plate 101” – simple tips on how to put together a cheese platter that will be sure to impress your guests at your next party or gathering! We will also touch on wine pairing and how to enhance your cheese course, making sure your guests’ taste buds leave festive and happy...Just in time for the holidays! Cheers!

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1528 State Street, 805-962-6444 Presenting a solo exhibition of the paintings of Samuel Smith, featuring beautiful scenes of Santa Barbara and the Southwest. Enjoy a glass of wine and the amazing works of this talented young artist.

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The Gallery is going on its 30th year and 23 years in La Arcada. It features artwork from some of today’s finest nationally-known painters. Southwest Art Magazine recognized Diane & Ralph Waterhouse among “10 Prominent People in the Fine Art Business.” Ralph Waterhouse will give a painting demonstration at 6pm.

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1114 State Street, La Arcada Court #8, 805-965-6611 This is a special juried show that was open to all local artists with cash prizes. Come and see what is happening in the Santa Barbara art community. Open 11 - 5 Monday - Saturday and 1 - 5 on Sunday.

10 OLIVER & ESPIG: 1108 State Street, 805-965-6611 Introducing the intriguing, multi-dimensional work of mixed media artist, Tielle Monette. Ms. Monette’s artistry 15 ART IN THE MAYOR’S OFFICE in combining a number of intriguing elements is evident in her exciting abstract expressionist painting entitled, “Emergence.” Meet the artist whose deep experiences and personal emotions inspired the creation of this remark- 735 Anacapa St, Entrance on De La Guerra Plaza able work. Also on exhibit are bronze works by sculptors Sue DiCicco, Carol Alleman, and Susan Spano, along with The Mayor is pleased to present a selection of paintings from the Southern California Artists Painting for the Environment (S.C.A.P.E.), a nonprofit organization raising funds for local environmental groups. See beautiful paintings renowned oil paintings by Thomas Van Stein and Sergey Fedotov. 11 BELLA ROSA GALLERIES: 1103-A State Street, 805-966-1707 of our local landscapes and meet Mayor Helene Schneider and the talented artists. (Open 5-6pm). 16 SANTA BARBARA HISTORICAL MUSEUM GROUNDSWELL The surf art of Robert Heeley. Share the stoke as we celebrate the iconic images of our favorite surf breaks by the late artist. Featured original works and prints will be for sale as well as art model surfboards. Imbibe in 136 East De La Guerra Street, 805-966-1601 wine tasting of our private label Cabernet Sauvignon to benefit the Breast Cancer Resource Center of Santa Barbara. Art & History! Join us for a chance to visit the Museum after-hours as you peruse the beautiful galleries with wine while listening to Spanish guitarist Tony Ybarra from 5:30-7:30 pm. View Project Fiesta: Building A Complete His12 ZFOLIO GALLERY: 1013 State Street, 805-845-7375 tory of Old Spanish Days. Yoga! As part of the Health and Wellness Yoga Series, local instructor Alexa Fizulich will Meet Falcher Fusager, award winning enamellist. Deep in the human structure are crystal patterns, archetype teach a 60-minute vinyasa flow class in the exquisite adobe courtyard at 6:00 pm. Open for all levels. forms and radiant colors. We are drawn to these because that is what we are. Originally from Denmark, Falcher 17 MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART Fusager left a promising career at Denmark’s largest advertisement agency to follow his passion for art. After 653 Paseo Nuevo Terrace, 805-966-5373 years of evolving his craft he has won extensive awards for his enamel work including multiple Niche and Saul Requiem for the Bibliophile examines the library’s role as a vital part of society in newly commissioned and recent Bell awards. He was given a solo exhibit at the prestigious Renwick Gallery of the Smithsonian and exhibited works ranging from architectural proposals to large scale installations. Also on view: Sunsets (2012) is a video by at Takashimaya in Tokyo, Japan. Falcher’s love of color and aptitude for the impact of abstract design are found Stockholm-based artist Lisa Tan that confronts the limits of language in giving meaning to creative work. throughout his collections, enamel jewelry that lifts the spirit and stirs the soul. 18 GALLERY 27 AT BROOKS INSTITUTE

13 CASA DE LA GUERRA 15 East De La Guerra Street, 805-965-0093 Naples Coalition presents underwater photography by Richard Salas, mosaic dolphin art by Dan Chrynko (to be raffled) and interactive art guided by Explore Ecology, Naples Coalition and Gaviota Coast Conservancy. Come share hopes and dreams for the Gaviota Coast and learn about impending development. Listen to the heartbeat of the Gaviota Coast guardians. See what it is we desperately want to save on the land and in the sea.

14 JAMES MAIN FINE ART 27 East de la Guerra Street, 805-962-8347 Featuring works from the estate of Channing Peake, etchings and drawings by early Santa Barbara artist Edward Borein, and fine examples by early California impressionist painters. 44

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C BOOK DEN: 15 E Anapamu Street, (805) 962-3321 Boxtales Theatre Co. celebrates its 20th anniversary. Company member Matt Tavianini will be reading from stories and entertaining audiences with performance at a quarter-to and a quarter-past the hour. The company’s work is designed for multi-generational audiences. Discounted early bird tickets will be available for the Boxtales Theatre Festival, set for the Lobero Theatre, November 13–16. D ENCANTO: 1114 State Street #22, 805-722-4338 Come see our new fall shipments of women’s clothing, jewelry + accessories featuring CAMPOMAGGI leather goods. LIVE JAZZ MUSIC with Debbie Denke on the keyboards + Kim Collins on bass from 6 - 8 PM. Wine will be available. Cheers! E SANTA BARBARA TRAVEL: 1028 State Street, 805-869-1107 Join Santa Barbara Travel’s Open House presenting Avalon Waterways. Whether you’d like a romantic mini-break, an in-depth 24-day exploration, or something in between, with Avalon, you get to choose the cruise that reveals the very best of Europe, Southeast Asia, China, the Galápagos Islands, or the Peruvian Amazon. (Avalon Waterways Presentations: 6pm & 7pm.) F

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23 East Canon Perdido Street, 805-965-6448 Eleven is a big number this year for the award-winning artists of the Santa Barbara Mesa as they offer a wideranging October preview of their upcoming studios open house. The eleven artists of the Mesa Artists Studio Tour (Nov. 1-2) are marking their 11th annual smorgasbord of art event by showcasing an “appetizer” array of their newest works. Artists’ mediums range from wood block prints and sculpture to traditional oils, pastels, acrylics, and watercolor – pure abstract to contemporary, impressionist, and traditional realism. Sample the works of Morgan Green, Karin Aggeler, Ellen Yeomans, Margaret Nadeau, Erin Williams, Cree Mann, Liz Downey, Bill Hull, Sarah Woodburn, Brad Nack, and Nancy Hull. Also, meet author and Olympic Gold medalist Jeff Farrell, who will be signing his book, “My Olympic Story.” Live music, refreshments.

G SOJOURNER: 134 East Canon Perdido, 805-965-7922 Join us for another fun night of music with Debra Farris and Friends (always more than we can list), where their back drop will be the photography of Craig Jougan-Roche, and you can check out some of our favorite wines or Soju cocktails. H INDUSTRY HOME: 740 State St. Suite 1, 805-845-5780 Industry Home is excited to present the beautiful work of Samantha Hochauser. A Santa Barbara native, Samantha has been a long-time friend and supporter of Industry Home. Her acrylic on canvas “Sea & Sky” pieces showcase the contrast we see on the horizon where the sea meets the sky. The custom reclaimed wood frames from Industry Home add to the uniqueness of each painting. Her work has been featured in the store since the beginning, and has been a hit with locals and travelers from all over. Now based in LA, her pieces are featured in in galleries up and down the coast. I SALT: 740 State Street, 805-963-7258 Sangria & Tasty bites on salt slabs. Take the stairs down below State Street to try a “Saltsational” treat! J

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27 East Cota Street, 805-690-4913 UN/SEEN: In spite of the proliferation of information provided by technology, modern society remains stubbornly unaware of significant issues. The topics investigated in the Brooks Institute 2014 MFA Graduate Exhibition, Un/ Seen, range from personal to geo-political. In both traditional and non-traditional photographic media, the artists challenge viewers’ diffusion of responsibility when confronted with the negative impacts of changes in the environment, ethics of science, social isolation, and gender politics. Their art offers not condemnation, rather contemplation in the revealing of the Un/Seen issues before us all.

VADA: Corner of State & Anapamu Street, 805-969-0859 The Visual Arts & Design Academy at Santa Barbara High School presents a selection of artwork from 10th, 11th & 12th grade academy students. The artwork will be publicly displayed at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art’s SBMA corner, at State Street and Anapamu. Come see what our future creatives are making! JOHN LYLE: 900 State Street, Marshalls Patio, 5:00-8:00pm John Lyle is a local guitarist, vocalist, composer and music instructor. He performs regularly at many venues in Santa Barbara and the Santa Ynez Valley. He is a guitar teacher at Jensens Music and is the co-creator of the guitar lesson website www.acousticguitarjams.com. PIANOS ON STATE: Paseo Nuevo Entrance at De la Guerra Artists will create the first piano of the 2014 POS Season. Look for the unique and colorful pianos from October 10-21, in various downtown locations. NEW NOISE: Paseo Nuevo Center Court New Noise Festival is back! New Noise Music Conference & Festival is a 4-day music conference & festival that takes place at venues large and small throughout Downtown Santa Barbara. Tonight, the female duo group The Brambles performs, to build excitement for the October 15-19 Festival.

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SKY’S THE LIMIT: Multi-instrumentalist Matthew Otto (left) and singer Devon Welsh make up the Montreal indie-pop act Majical Cloudz.

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What kind of adjustments have you made to your live performance to adjust for the large, Lorde-sized venues? We haven’t really made

adjustments to the substance of what we do. We haven’t added anything to our setup or changed our music in any way. If we’ve made any adjustments, it’s mostly with respect to how I move onstage and speak to the crowds. When you are playing for 100 people in a very small room, everyone in the audience is perceiving you up close — they can see your smallest movements and can talk to you easily if they want to. On the bigger stages of

KAREN O. CRUSH SONGS

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ Karen O. found herself falling in and out of love and crushing hard with alarming frequency back when she was 27. Mid-twenties crises being what they are, and not feeling sure if she’d ever fall deeply in love again, Karen therapeutically penned the bulk of the songs which have finally come to fruition (now that she is 35 and married) on her debut solo album, the beautifully lo-fi Crush Songs. On the whole, the album has the felling of a series of spontaneous sketches, replete with longing and mixed emotions, which seems appropriate in reflecting the ephemeral nature of crushes. On the first track, “Ooo,” Karen’s art-damaged voice

this tour, not everyone can see the very subtle movements that a person makes onstage, so it’s helpful to do things a bit bigger. Speaking to larger crowds is different in a comparable way.

How has performing, discussing, and hearing Impersonator over the last year changed your relationship to that album?

Before we released it, all of that music felt like a big secret. Over the last year it’s become something that has gone from feeling like a personal possession to something that is owned by anyone who wants to listen to it and get something out of it. The songs become the property of the people that like to hear them. The first time I ever had that experience was with the release of Impersonator. At first it was strange, but now it feels amazing.

Being a former religious studies student, would you be willing to make any book recommendations? I studied religion at

McGill University. Most of the books I read for school were pretty dry and not anything I’d recommend to someone who wasn’t studying religion academically, but I can comes accompanied by only an acoustic guitar: “Don’t tell me that they’re all the same / ’Cause even the sound of his name / Carries me over their reach / Back to some golden beach / Where only he remains,” she warbles, like a deconstructionist, soul-tortured torch singer. “Rapt,” by contrast, finds O. opining that, “Love is soft / Love’s a fucking bitch / Do I really need / Another habit like you?” Further on, “Body” finds Karen advising, “If you love somebody, anybody / There will always be someone else / So make it right for yourself.” Then there is the gleefully jejune “King,” on which O. sings, “King of Pop is dead and gone away / No one’ll ever take his place / He’s in his castle in the sky / Watching over you and I / And with his single sparkling glove / He blows us kisses to show his love / Is he walking on the moon? / I hope I don’t find out too soon.” Is this the expression of a genuine Michael Jackson tribute/crush or

recommend some of the books I’ve read over the past year or so that I got a lot out of: Andy Kaufman Revealed! by Bob Zmuda; I Will Never Be Beautiful Enough to Make Us Beautiful Together by Mira Gonzalez; The Information: A History, A Theory, A Flood by James Gleick; How Proust Can Change Your Life by Alain de Botton; The White Album by Joan Didion.

How does performing change if/when you’re unable to connect with an audience? If

you’re a performer, and part of what you do involves performing to an audience and not just for an audience, you have to reach out to whoever is listening and hope they return the favor. When that doesn’t happen, it just makes performing harder and less fun because it feels like you’re talking to someone who doesn’t want to hear what you have to say. A show will always be somewhere on the spectrum; it’s rare that an audience is either 100 percent committed or 0 percent committed to what is happening onstage, but we’ve been grateful to have good audiences — Jake Blair for the most part.

a farcical reflection on the cult of personality as applied to “Saint Michael”? Either way, it’s a gem of a tune on a diamond in the rough of a record that just might leave you crushing on Karen O. — Sean Mageean

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ost people seem to like the music of Majical Cloudz the first time they hear it, though a few thoughtful listens can leave folks a little unsettled. Like most things that feel ostensibly good, the music of the Montreal band stares convention in the eye, uninterested in delivering easy hooks or lyrical puns. Instead, words like “intimate,” “minimalist,” and “gut wrenching” are thrown around to describe Impersonator, the first release from Devon Welsh and multiinstrumentalist Matthew Otto since Majical Cloudz signed with Matador Records in 2013. “Childhood’s End” and the album’s title track feel like the seminal moments on Impersonator, with Otto’s unconventional sonic sensibilities almost luring Welsh’s stripped-down, unassuming catharsis. Indeed, the whole of Impersonator speaks for itself (and not just literally). It’s frank and beautiful, straightforward and soaring; it’s no wonder that anti-pop star Lorde tabbed the Canadian duo as openers for her current world tour, which hits the Santa Barbara Bowl (1122 N. Milpas St., 962-7411, sbbowl. com) this Thursday, October 9. We recently checked in with the band via email about what to expect.

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SPOTLIGHT ON …

ANGÉLIQUE KIDJO Those who believe success necessitates versatility could easily point to Angélique Kidjo for proof. The West African–born songstress has long been heralded for her powerful command of the mike, but after three decades of music making, she’s become known for so much more. A Grammy Award winner and UNICEF ambassador, Kidjo is practically synonymous with activism and women’s rights. While she left home in 1983 to pursue music in France, Kidjo has returned to Africa countless times over, wearing any number of hats. In 2014, Kidjo also added published author to her list of accolades with the release of her memoir, Spirit Rising: My Life, My Music, for HarperCollins. This Saturday, October 4, Kidjo heads back to Santa Barbara for a concert at UCSB in support of her latest musical effort, Eve, a stunning 20-track collection dedicated to her mother, which features an awe-inspiring collection of collaborators and African voices, handcollected from her homeland. “When I went to Kenya in 2012, the situation was less dire than when I went with Oxfam to the refugee camps in Chad in 2005,” Kidjo recalled recently via phone. “The inspiration [for the record] came from those trips, in the smiles, and the beauty and determination of those women to not be deprived of their humanity. They take a huge pride in being mothers, culture keepers — they are the backbone of my continent.” Armed with a six-track recorder, Kidjo returned to her mother’s home country of Benin, teaching and recording the traditional women’s choirs there as she traveled. The result is a record that practically explodes with life and stretches the gamut of Kidjo’s multipronged musical career, thanks to guest spots from the likes of Dr. John, the contemporary classical Kronos Quartet, and Vampire Weekend guitarist Rostam Batmanglij, just to name a few. As anyone who’s seen Kidjo perform can attest, her presence is unlike any other. But armed with this new, vibrant output, she’s sure to exceed even fans’ expectations this time out. Arts & Lectures brings Angélique Kidjo to UCSB’s Campbell Hall on Saturday, October 4, at 8 p.m. For tickets and info, call 893-3535 or visit artsandlectures .sa.ucsb.edu. — Aly Comingore

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BEST FRENEMIES LYNDA BARRY AND MATT GROENING TALK LOVE, HATE & COMICS by Lynda Weinman

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ome of you may know me as Lynda, the co-founder of lynda.com, the website where you can learn digital skills, and the season sponsor of UCSB’s Arts & Lectures. What you might not know is that I went to college with The Simpsons creator Matt Groening and cartoonist/author Lynda Barry and that we’ve all been friends for well over 40 years. In anticipation of Matt and Lynda’s upcoming talk, Love, Hate & Comics: The Friendship That Would Not Die, I spoke with them both about their shared history and long-lasting relationship as two of the funniest and most unapologetic frenemies I’ve ever known. Together, their improv will make you laugh, cry, and long to live your life in its most creative mind-set.

LYNDA BARRY Has Matt’s work had any influence on yours? Yes. Years pass where

we won’t talk, but it’s like he’s always in my head and his way of looking at the world has always had a big influence on me. It’s his mind that is so badass and hilarious.

Has your relationship changed since college? It’s still the same

relationship: completely based on wanting to irritate the other. When he took over the editorship of our college paper, he made a proclamation that he would print anything that anyone submitted. I remember thinking, really? It became my joy to try to find something that he would not print. I wrote really crazy shit like how the media department at our college was now checking out guns, and I was complaining about that. And he published that when of course they weren’t.

Your latest book, Syllabus, us, is about your work as a teacher. Describe the trannsition from being an arttist, writer, and cartoonist st into being an instructor, r, or if it’s all just the samee thing to you. The state off

mind that I have when n I’m teaching is identical to that I have when I’m making a comic or writing a novel or working on a play. I applied to be an artist-in-residence at the University of Madison; d they h were going to give me one semester with one class. After that I was hooked. Suddenly I had an experience with my students where I could see how images moved through the individual

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and through a classroom. I could see a transformation that people underwent, particularly those who felt in the beginning that they were in a deficit because they stopped drawing when they were younger. Observing this process was just fascinating to me, and I started to get really interested in teaching.

Will you tell us about your latest book? Will it be available at the lecture? Syllabus is the notes that

I kept during my first three years of being what I call an “accidental professor” at the University of Wisconsin–Madison. It includes the actual assignments that I gave my students. The book is about a kind of drawing that’s very different than representational drawing. It’s the drawing that’s kind of HUG IT OUT: Simpsons creator Matt Groening (left) and cartoonist Lynda Barry have known each other the language of comics; I’d even since their days at Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. “The student population was made up of every creative weirdo in the Pacific Northwest,” Groening joked of his undergrad days. The pair put it before comics—more like appears together at the Arlington Theatre on October 10. the drawing we did when we were little and learning the alphabet. My publisher, Drawn and Quarterly, did a beautiful job; it looks had parallel careers, and we stayed in touch with each other all and feels exactly like a composition notebook. What I wanted those years. We used to stay up late on the phone while we were with all my heart is that it would feel just like the comp books that inking our strips to keep each other company. we use in the class. So physically, it’s a really sweet book. Has her work influenced yours? What I like about Lynda is that she follows her passion wherever it goes, and whatever she’s working on is just for her pushing herself into areas of risk and uncertainty. Tell us about your friendship with Lynda and what it means to you. I find that very inspiring. Her work has such huge variety, but at I met Lynda at the Evergreen State College in Olympia, Wash- its core I think it’s very personal, pro-individual, and trying to give ington, a small progressive school with no grades or required voice to people who are usually overlooked. courses. The student population was made up of every creative weirdo in the Pacific Northwest. Lynda was one of them, and I What do you hope that people get out of seeing the two of you? It was another. I think that we knew that we weren’t going to make will be really fun. We read aloud; we’ll do some comic strips that our livings with college credentials but that we were going to live we perform for the audience. We’ll talk about our friendship and some of the funny stuff that happens there. We’ll have some by our wits. And the school was full of people who felt that way. Lynda was one of the great cartoonists, even back in college, embarrassing photos from our past, and then we’ll talk about and at the time she did little scratchy comic strips that I thought creativity. The rest is up for grabs … I guarantee the audience were hilarious. I liked drawing cartoons, as well, and I don’t know will be diverted. if we influenced each other so much as far as content goes; we just liked the idea of making comics. After graduation, she headed Okay, important last question. Where do you like to eat in Santa to Seattle, I headed to L.A., and we both continued to do comic Barbara? They are all taquerías: La Super-Rica, the most famous strips, which, for both of us, turned into weekly comic strips in place; Lilly’s; La Colmena; and Los Agaves. Three of those are the alternative newsweeklies around the country, and books. We right on Milpas, which is the most magical street in all of Santa Barbara!

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UCSB Arts & Lectures and 88.7 KCRW present Lynda Barry and Matt Groening in Love, Hate & Comics: The Friendship That Would Not Die at the Arlington Theatre (1317 State St.) on Friday, October 10, at 8 p.m. For tickets and info, call 893-3535 or visit artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu.

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lays about historical music, and Shaffer’s fanciful figures tend to focus and melodramatic plot helps on turning points for them to do so. their protagonists. It’s For Daniel Gerroll, the disnatural to see the story of a tinguished theater and film great man from the perspec(Chariots of Fire) actor who by Charles Donelan tive of some equally great plays the envious Salieri, the decision. But when playplay “explodes the notion that wright Peter Shaffer took on the subject of Wolfgang artists must live up to the work.” Echoing his character’s Amadeus Mozart, he chose a very different approach. Rec- motivating observation that Mozart did not always appear ognizing that the composer’s departure from Salzburg and to deserve the extraordinary facility with which he was entry into the musical world of Vienna represented just blessed, Gerroll taps into what is perhaps the play’s most such a crucial turning point, Shaffer instead discovered profound source of intellectual stimulation — the relationhis plotline not in Mozart’s decision to reach for the top, ship between the composer and society. musically speaking, but rather on the impact of his arrival Thrust into a world dominated by a handful of aristothere. Thus, Amadeus is centered on the repercussions of cratic patrons when he was still a child, Mozart learned genius rather than its mysterious origins. Although the to please his masters and to resent their presumption. By show (and its successful film version) is often remembered portraying middle-class characters like The Marriage of for its unvarnished portrayal of Mozart as a man who was Figaro’s Susanna and Figaro as self-confident and indeas frivolous and irreverent as he was brilliant, it was Shaf- pendent individuals, Mozart signaled his allegiance to fer’s signal insight to reveal the implications of the Mozart an emerging social order, even as he elaborated dazzling revolution through the less than generous reaction of his examples of traditional musical forms. For a court composer such as Salieri, the volatile combination of Mozart’s contemporary and compositional rival, Antonio Salieri. When Ensemble Theatre Company (ETC) opens its musical genius, his sympathy with the bourgeoisie, and second season in the beautifully remodeled New Vic this his extraordinary sense of his own worth must have been weekend, it will be to the strains of some of the world’s truly threatening. The intelligence of Shaffer’s decision to best-known and beloved music, and with two world-class exaggerate Salieri’s resentment into homicidal malice thus actors at the core of an all-star cast. ETC artistic direc- has its basis in a real and complex social situation — the tor Jonathan Fox will direct Amadeus, and he says that emergence of the composer as a symbol of the indepenhe chose it because he “wanted to start the season with dent nature of the romantic artist. something majestic, and [because he also wanted] to bring “It’s a big vision,” says Fox of the play’s take on creativity together the city’s vibrant classical music community with and social control, “and God is the big offstage characits theater fans.” As a part of the latter effort, Ensemble will ter. He is the invisible protagonist of what’s happening collaborate with the Santa Barbara Symphony on a one- onstage.” Mozart’s absolute faith not only in his own talent night-only special performance in honor of Léni Fé Bland but also in the ability of musical forms, and of opera in that will take place on October 21. Excerpts from the play particular, to deliver fundamental truths about humanity will be performed interspersed with live music by Mozart, without recourse to dogma made him a paradox. On one which will be played by members of the Symphony and side, he was an immature clown, constantly parading his vulgarity and prurience. On the other, he was the conconducted by maestro Nir Kabaretti. As a conservatory graduate with an acting degree, duit for music that many consider to be the purest, most Randy Harrison brings an intimate acquaintance with exalted sounds ever composed — a kind of direct line to the rarefied world of classical music to his portrayal of some Platonic ideal. With Amadeus, Ensemble Theatre Mozart. Harrison cites the ability of both theater and film Company puts Mozart back in the middle of our ongoing to revitalize our perception of great music as one of the conversations about art, love, and life. key factors that make Amadeus exciting. “Pieces that have maybe been overexposed as pure music come to life again Ensemble Theatre Company presents when they interact with powerful dramatic images,” said Amadeus at the New Vic (33 E. Victoria St.) Harrison. Part of the reason to see this play is to experifrom October 9-26. For tickets and information, call 965-5400 ence that kind of reawakening. The audience comes to or visit etcsb.org. Amadeus “wanting to be taken by surprise” by Mozart’s

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PLANET WAVES 36 Views. At PCPA’s Severson Theatre, Friday, September 26.

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his beautifully written and richly suggestive play sets a new standard for the portrayal of the hybrid cultures of the Pacific Rim in the 21st century. Through a skillful mixture of suspense, romance, literary allusion, and aesthetic philosophy, playwright Naomi Iizuka has arrived at a drama that lives up to its title, which aligns the play with a series of woodblock prints by the Japanese artist Hokusai. These images, known collectively as Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji, include what is perhaps the single most famous image in all of Japanese art, “The Great Wave off Kanagawa.” Like WHEELER DEALER: Andrew Philpot plays Darius Wheeler, and Jully Lee her inspiration, Iizuka is interested in is Setsuko Hearn — or possibly the turbulence and in the undersides of great spirit of an anonymous 11th-century waves, although in her instance the wave Japanese writer — in Naomi Iizuka’s in question is cultural rather than aquatic. 36 Views. Andrew Philpot is excellent as Darius Wheeler, a swashbuckling and unscrupulous dealer in East Asian antiquities. Having made his fortune raiding the Orient like some kind of Indiana Jones, Wheeler provides a fulcrum for the dramatic shift that sweeps through the play’s 36 short scenes, leaving everyone affected in a different place as part of its wake. Jully Lee plays Setsuko Hearn, a rising young star of academic art history and a specialist in 11th-century Japanese literature. When Wheeler’s young assistant, John Bell (George Walker), leaves a fragment of a translation of what appears to be an undiscovered “pillow book” by an anonymous 11thcentury woman lying out in the gallery’s offices, the subsequent investigation sends shockwaves through both the scholarly world and the personal lives of the characters. Leah Anderson plays the clever and resentful young artist Claire Tsong, and Karin Hendricks is Elizabeth Newman-Orr, an investigative reporter. Under Risa Brainin’s sensitive and alert direction, 36 Views manages to be both believable and resonant, a satisfying contemporary mystery and an insightful reflection on the complex legacies of East Asian art and morality in the modern world. The character Setsuko Hearn would appear to be a reference to the legendary Japanese film actress Setsuko Hara, and Jully Lee’s impressive portrayal of this intelligent and passionate woman has to be considered one ■ of the year’s most seductive performances.

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oeing Boeing was slated for production at Circle Bar B (CBB) long before fate dealt an eviction notice to the quirky and beloved dinner theater a few months ago. And now it seems only fitting that CBB should stage for its swan song a 50-year-old farce that centers on that modern symbol of dislocation: the airline. I can promise you that with Boeing Boeing, Circle Bar B is ending with a bang, not a whimper. This second-week matinee locked in the attention and the laughs of a sold-out audience, as a cast of some of Santa Barbara’s finest actors pulled out all the stops. The chauvinistic premise of Boeing Boeing may be as silly and shallow as the notion of manhood peddled in a 1960s issue of Playboy magazine, and its successful revival (London in 2007, Broadway in 2008) may owe something to the nostalgia of the aging boomer generation. But the kicker is in the hilarious dialogue, the skillful buildup of absurdity, and the way this cast carries the material to soaring altitude. Raymond Wallenthin, Tiffany Story, Jenna Scanlon, UCSB’s Gerry Hansen, Susie Couch, and understudy David Couch (for Dillon Yuhasz) starred. The short drive to the Ranch has always felt to me like 30 miles out and 50 years back. From the sentimental comedy Wally’s Café to the slapstick spoof The Fox on the Fairway, CBB has been a country refuge, where business wears a personal face, patrons are on a first-name basis, and the foibles of life and love are figured in simpler outline. All theater misrepresents life, but in a culture that competes in lowering the bar for shock and viciousness in the name of ■ humor, CBB has always stood for an innocent alternative.

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f you’ve caught Thurston Moore’s name in the headAnother catalyst to the record’s making was the artlines of late, it probably wasn’t in the most positive work that would become its cover: a photo of Moore’s light. First, there was his split from longtime wife, swimsuited mother at age 20, clutching a pet beagle and bandmate, and all around rock ’n’ roll goddess Kim standing in an expanse of nearly still water. “There was Gordon. Then the news broke that he had been cheating something about that beauty of somebody at this place of grace and serenity and trust and love,” on her for years prior to the breakup. After that, there was some casual mudslingMoore said of the snapshot.“With all that’s ing about “gender fascism” thrown in the going on in the world right now, I felt like direction of pop-feminist website Jezebel. that was what I should be commenting on Then Moore called all black metal bands — this common feeling of what everybody “pussies.” Ooops. desires in their world anyway.” BRINGS While Moore injects the word “hapClearly, it hasn’t been the easiest couple TO of years for Moore, who returns to solopiness” into much of our discussion of project territory this October. His new The Best Day’s making, it’s not to say the album is called The Best Day, and it’s the album is all soaring melodies and hooks. by Aly Comingore first to be released under Moore’s own In fact, it’s far from it. The album’s original name since the swaying acoustics of Demoljumping-off point, he explains, came by ished Thoughts in 2011. For Sonic Youth (SY) fans, the way of “Detonation,” a song released earlier this year that record has the potential to fill a number of voids. For one, it was “punkier; it had more fight to it.” While the mood features SY drummer Steve Shelley on the kit. It also marks eventually took a more positive turn, the initial grounda welcome return to Moore’s electric-guitar-heavy roots. work was still there: The guitars on the title track kick in Then there’s the added bonus of the fully stacked lineup, with a jarring blare before transitioning into a propulsive which includes bona-fide shredder James Sedwards on blues-rock riff. By the time the solo shakes down, the song rhythm and My Bloody Valentine’s Debbie Googe on bass. is awash in Moore’s unmistakably distorted psychedelia. “As soon I heard [the recordings], I knew — it was like “I think that when I started writing these songs, I knew a gift from heaven for me,” said Moore when we chatted that I really was allowing my state of mind to embrace all last week. “I mean, Steve Shelley and Deb Googe playing of the happiness that I had going on, without discounting together? It was like people were saying it’s My Sonic Val- everything else that was going on in my life and contementine,” he laughed. plating that, as well,” he explained. Star-studded as Moore’s new band may be, its origin In the coming month, Moore’s pursuit of happiness will story reads as pretty naturalistic. After moving from New extend to the open road for the first string of stateside dates York to London in 2013, Moore linked up with Sedwards, in support of The Best Day. The tour brings him back to the and the pair started dabbling around in clubs as a duo. West Coast — and to Santa Barbara proper — for the first “He had an innate take on my playing, which can be pretty time in years, which is cause for celebration all by itself. unorthodox,” Moore recalled, acknowledging that it was “I think the last time I was in Santa Barbara must have Sedwards’s idea to later bring Googe into the fold.“I didn’t been with Sonic Youth. We were out West when Demolreally know Deb, except from playing with My Bloody ished Thoughts came out, but I don’t think we did Santa Valentine over the years, and she always seemed to kind Barbara,” he recalled, laughing.“I would have remembered of keep to herself. But I’ve gotten to know her pretty well because you guys have my favorite taco place,” he continthrough recording and these gigs, and she’s an absolute ued, nodding to La Super-Rica, whose happy-place legacy delight,” Moore gushed. apparently still conjures gushing from across the pond. “I As for the songs, he cites a handful of inspirational think it’s everyone’s favorite taco place, though.” outlets that contributed to The Best Day’s making, not the least of which was his leap from Manhattan to England. “It’s a big jump, to jump over an ocean like that,” he said of The Thurston Moore Band plays SOhO the move. “I’d never had that; I’d lived in New York since Restaurant & Music Club (1221 State St.) on I was a teenager and I’m in my mid-50s, so to completely Thursday, October 9, at 9 p.m. with Sebadoh. For tickets and relocate was pretty radical. I wanted to let that process itself info, call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com. however it would.”

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Tony Bennett with very special guest

Antonia Bennett THU, OCT 2 / 7 PM / GrANAdA THEATrE Tickets start at $50 / $25 UCSB students

“The epitome of cool.” Rolling Stone Characterized by his husky, burnished voice and ebullient sense of swing, legendary crooner Tony Bennett is a master whose interpretations have shaped the great American songbook.

SWING KIDS: Ventura’s Big Bad Voodoo Daddy has been championing a mix of jump blues and jazz for more than 20 years.

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or years, we just never went off the road,” said Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (BBVD) frontman Scotty Morris of the band’s morethan-two-decade-long history. “So by Charles Donelan this time out, we handpicked the places we are going to play,” he continued, “and for us, that’s like going on a vacation.” When the band rolls into the Granada on Saturday, October 4, the festive crowd that will greet them is guaranteed to make anyone feel as if they are on holiday. Initially made famous by the 1996 film Swingers, these hep cats from Ventura have since gone on to worldwide acclaim, both for their highly danceable retro stylings in rhythm and blues and for the curatorial care and musicianship they bring to such projects as How Big Can You Get?, their 2009 album devoted to the music of jazz great and “hi-dee-ho” man Cab Calloway. When I spoke with the hard-working Morris from the band’s Philadelphia tour stop last week, he characterized BBVD’s balance of jump blues and jazz by saying,“We’re not jazz purists, but after 11 albums, anyone who has been paying attention knows that we can play jazz. Our Cab Calloway album brought us a whole new set of fans, but we have kept them happy with what we do on our own.” When asked what the audience at the Granada should expect this weekend, Morris replied, “Every few years, we overhaul the show. Live is where we testdrive the next thing, but it’s also where we give the people what they want by way of our biggest hits. We’ve gotten pretty good at doing both.” The band formed in the wake of the 1980s post-punk fascination with real American underground music and staked its claim on a permanent place in Los Angeles music history with a legendary Wednesday-night residency at the Derby in Silverlake. For anyone who was there, the image of that room packed to the rafters with swing-dancing guys and gals dressed in vintage suits and dresses is indelible — one of the most amazing nightlife phenomena of the last few decades. Just as amazing in a different way is the fact that the Daddy’s lineup has remained stable for 21 years, a remarkable achievement for any kind of musical group, never mind one that tours constantly and travels all over the world. Recent BBVD triumphs include a stint on Dancing with the Stars and a pair of successful albums, Rattle Them Bones (2012) and It Feels Like Christmas Time (2013), the band’s second holiday-themed record. Appraising the band’s current drawing power, Morris reckons that they are among the only acts on the road today that “bring in all four generations. Everyone from the grandparents to the little kids will find something to love at one of our shows. We entertain everybody.” Their broad-based, intergenerational appeal becomes even more interesting when one considers their origins in what Morris refers to as the “punk independence” of Los Angeles in the 1980s. “Phil Alvin [of the Blasters] really inspired me,” Morris said.“Before I heard the Blasters, I never felt like I belonged to a music scene,” he continued, “but through being exposed to what they and some of the other bands back then were doing with American music, I found my voice.” Today that voice reigns as one of the most enduring sounds to have come out of the era, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy retains a deep connection to their roots in the independent music world. “Record store people love us,” Morris said, “all our releases come out on vinyl, as well, and we love doing in-stores.”

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Collective Exhibit, through Dec. ; multiple Goleta Library – The October Art Show, permanent installations.  W. Anapamu St., through Oct. .  N. Fairview Ave., Goleta, -. -. Museum of Contemporary Art S.B. – Gallery Los Olivos – Jill Targer, Julie Requiem for the Bibliophile and Bloom Fish: Above, Below, Beyond, through Oct .  Projects: Lisa Tan, Sunsets, through Dec. . Grand Ave., Los Olivos, -.  Paseo Nuevo, -. Harris & Fredda Meisel Gallery – Friends Rancho La Patera & Stow House – & Family, through Jan. , .  De la Vina Multiple permanent exhibits hosted by the St., -. Goleta Valley Historical Society.  N. Los Hotel Indigo – The Vastness Is Bearable, Carneros Rd., Goleta, -. through Dec. .  State St., -. S.B. Historical Museum – The Story of Hospice of S.B. – Paula Re: crossings of my Santa Barbara, permanent exhibition. Free mind, through Oct. .  Alameda Padre admission.  E. De la Guerra St., -. Serra, Ste. , -. S.B. Maritime Museum – Patti Jane Deering Gallery – The Flat File Project, Jacquemain: From the Mountains to the Sea: ongoing.  E. Canon Perdido St., -. Woodblock Prints and Mosaics, through Feb. . The Lark – Kevin Eddy, ongoing.  Anacapa  Harbor Wy., -. St., -. S.B. Museum of Art – Daumier’s Salon: A Los Olivos Café – Marilyn Benson: Images Human Comedy, through Oct. ; Contempofrom Coast to Coast, through Nov. .  Grand rary/Modern: Selections from the Permanent Ave., Los Olivos, -. Collection and Art to Zoo: Exploring Animal Lucky Penny – Campbell Baker, ongoing. Natures, through Jan. , ; Degas to  Anacapa St., -. Chagall: Important Loans from the Armand Marcia Burtt Studio – Anne Ward, and Erling Hammer Foundation and the Collection Sjovold: Old River, New Shore, through Oct. . of Michael Armand Hammer and Martin  Laguna St, -i. Kersels’s Charm series, ongoing exhibitions. Montecito Aesthetic Institute – Neo  State St., -. Diversity, through Jan. , .  Coast S.B. Museum of Natural History – Indoor Village Rd., Ste. H, Montecito, -. Show, through Oct. .  Puesta del Sol, Ojai Art Center – P.T. Tiersky: Stripes!!, -. through Oct. .  S. Montgomery St., Ojai, Ty Warner Sea Ctr. – Multiple permanent -. installations.  Stearns Wharf, -. Pacific Western Bank – Celebrating 28 Years Wildling Museum – Selections by D. L. of I Madonnari Posters, ongoing.  E. Figueroa Engle, through Nov. ; Painting the WilderSt., -. ness, through Jan. , . -B Mission Dr., Porch – Diane Giles: Configurations, through Solvang, -. Oct. .  Santa Claus Ln., Carpinteria, -. GALLERIES S.B. City Hall Gallery – Pursuit of Passion: Allan Hancock College Library – Early Santa Barbara Women Artists, through Children’s book illustrations, ongoing. Feb. , . De la Guerra Plaza, -.  S. College Dr., Santa Maria, -. S.B. Maritime Museum – Patti Jacquemain: Architectural Foundation – Elemental, From the Mountains to the Sea,through Feb. . through Oct. .  E. Victoria St., -.  Harbor Wy., -. Art from Scrap Gallery – To the Sea: S.B. Tennis Club – Captured 2: 2nd Annual an unnatural journey, through Oct. . Photography Contest 2014, through Oct. .   E. Cota St., -. Foothill Rd., -. Artamo Gallery – Jack N. Mohr: The Red Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – Room, through Nov. .  W. Anapamu St., Frank Kirk: The Secret World of Frank Kirk and -. Celebrating 30 Years of Art, through Nov. ; Atkinson Gallery – Small Images, Oct. -. Dan Lutz: Original Expression, through Dec. .  Humanities Bldg. , SBCC,  Cliff Dr., E. Anapamu St., -. -. Tamsen Gallery – R.W. Firestone, ongoing. 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OCT. 2-9 Tartaglia Fine Art – Jeff Sojka: European Painting Adventure, through Oct. .  E. Ojai Ave., Ste. , Ojai, -. TVSB – Light, through Oct. .  S. Salinas Ave., -. Volentine Family Gallery – The Artwork of Ben O’Hara, through Oct. . Discovery Pavilion, S.B. Zoo,  Niños Dr., -. wall space gallery – Maxine Helfman: Confounding Expectation, through Oct. ; Ann Pallesen: A Walk in the Park, through Nov. .  E. Yanonali St., C-, -. Westmont Ridley-Tree Museum of Art – ArtWatch 2014: Young Careers – S.B. to Greater L.A., through Nov. .  La Paz Rd., -.

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Adama –  Chapala St., -. THU: Greg Harrison (pm) Arlington Theatre –  State St., -. THU /: Susan Boyle (pm) Blush Restaurant & Lounge –  State St., -. SUN: Chris Fossek (pm) Café Luna –  Lillie Ave., Summerland, -. SUN: Valarie Mulberry, Maximiliano De Leon (pm) Cambridge Drive Community Church –  Cambridge Dr., Goleta, -. FRI: Terry Holder, Nicola Gordon (:pm) Campbell Hall –  Mesa Rd., UCSB, -. SAT: Angelique Kidjo (pm) Carrillo Ballroom –  E. Carrillo St., -. FRI: Lost Dog Found (:pm) Chumash Casino Resort –  E. Hwy. , Santa Ynez, () -. THU /: The Band Perry (pm) THU /: Neil Sedaka (pm) Cold Spring Tavern –  Stagecoach Rd., -. FRI: The Pedestrians (-pm) SAT: Salt Martians (-pm); Switchbak (-pm) SUN: Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan (:-pm); Switchbak (:-:pm) The Creekside –  Hollister Ave., -. SAT: Rockit Overboard (:pm) MON: Karaoke with Dyno Mike (pm) WED: Country Night (pm) Dargan’s –  E. Ortega St., -. SAT: Traditional Irish Music (:pm) WED: Karaoke the Band (:pm) Endless Summer Bar/Café –  Harbor Wy., -. FRI: Acoustic guitar and vocals (:pm) EOS Lounge –  Anacapa St., -. THU: Huge Thursday with Mackie and Bix King FRI: Live Music (-pm); DNA Presents SAT: DJ Calvin and Kohjay WED: Salsa Night Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co. –  Anacapa St., -. FRI: Live Music (pm) SAT: The Caverns (-pm) Granada Theatre –  State St., -. THU: Tony Bennett (pm) SAT: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (pm) Hoffmann Brat Haus –  State St., -. THU: Live Music Thursdays (pm) Indochine –  State St., -. TUE: Indie Night (pm) WED: Karaoke (:pm) The James Joyce –  State St., -. THU: Alastair Greene Band (pm) FRI: Kinsella Brothers Band (pm) SAT: Ulysses Jazz Band (:-:pm) SUN, MON: Karaoke (pm) TUE: Teresa Russell (pm) WED: Victor Vega and the Bomb (pm) Libbey Bowl –  E. Ojai Ave., Ojai, -.

Ojai World Music Festival (am) Ojai World Music Festival (am) Lobero Theatre –  E. Canon Perdido St., -. SUN: Dave Rawlings Machine (pm) WED: Imelda May (pm) Maverick Saloon –  Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, -. FRI, SAT: Just Dave and The Band (pm) Moby Dick Restaurant –  Stearns Wharf, -. WED-SAT: Derroy (pm) SUN: Derroy (am) Monty’s –  Hollister Ave., Goleta, -. THU: Karaoke Night (pm) O’Malleys and the Study Hall –  State St., -. THU: College Night with DJ Gavin Ojai Art Ctr. –  S. Montgomery St., -. SUN: Chamber Music Concert (pm) Old Town Tavern –  Orange Ave., Goleta, -. FRI, SAT, WED: Karaoke Night (:pm) Palapa Restaurant –  State St., -. FRI: Live Mariachi Music (:pm) Reds Tapas & Wine Bar –  Helena Ave., -. THU: Live Music (pm) Roundin’ Third –  Calle Real, -. THU, TUE: Locals Night (pm) S.B. Bowl –  N. Milpas St., -. THU /: Lorde (pm) S.B. Maritime Museum –  Harbor Wy., #, -. SAT: Ukulele music and singing (-:pm) Sandbar –  State St., -. WED: Big Wednesday (pm) SOhO Restaurant & Music Club –  State St., -. THU: Hēlo with Michael Sallstrom (pm) FRI: S.B. Voice Academy Showcase (:pm); Live Salsa (:pm) SAT: Blitzen Trapper (pm) MON: SBCC Goodtimes & Lunchbreak Jazz Combos (pm) TUE: Evolfo (:pm) WED: David Wilcox, Justin Farren (:pm) THU: Mark Gardener (:pm); Sebadoh, Thurston Moore (pm) Statemynt –  State St., -. THU: DJ Akorn WED: Blues Night (pm) Tiburon Tavern –  State St., -. FRI: Karaoke Night (:pm) Velvet Jones –  State St., -. FRI: Brown Shoe, Easy Bear (pm) SAT: Brother Ali (pm) THU: The Fire Department (pm) Whiskey Richards –  State St., -. MON: Open Mike Night (pm) WED: Punk on Vinyl (pm) Wildcat –  W. Ortega St., -. THU: DJs Hollywood and Patrick B SUN: Red Room with DJ Gavin Roy (pm) TUE: Local Band Night (pm) Zodo’s –  Calle Real, Goleta, -. THU: KjEE Thursday Night Strikes (:-:pm) MON: Service Industry Night (pm) FRI: SAT:

Theater Center Stage Theater – Dance Me to the End of Love.  Paseo Nuevo, -. THU-SAT: pm SUN: pm Marjorie Luke Theatre – Alpha Resource Ctr.: A Halloween Carol.  E. Cota St., -. SAT: pm The New Victoria Theatre – Ensemble Theatre Company: Amadeus.  W. Victoria St., -. THU /: pm The Pierpont Inn – The Dinner Detective.  Sanjon Rd., Ventura, () -. SAT: pm

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The Boxtrolls. Ben Kingsley, Jared Harris, and Nick Frost star in an animated film written by Irena Brignull and Adam Pava, based on the novel Here Be Monsters! by Alan Snow, and directed by Graham Annable and Anthony Stacchi. Reviewed by Kit Steinkellner

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f Charles Dickens, Roald Dahl, and Tim Burton all teamed up to make a feature-length, stop-motion animation, the results would probably look a lot like The Boxtrolls. And that’s a compliment of the highest order. Set in the fictional turn-of-the-century European town of Cheesebridge, The Boxtrolls tells the story of a bunch of sweet and curious creatures who wear discarded boxes over their midsections, live in a cavern of industrial wonders below the city’s cobblestone streets, and sneak up to the surface through manhole covers to go digging through trash for troll treasures once all the humans go to sleep. In this story, one of the treasures they bring home is an infant, whom they name Eggs, after the egg crate the trolls give him to wear as his “box.” Eggs grows up with no idea that he is human, believing himself to be a boxtroll, too. Unfortunately, Eggs’s disappearance as a child gives villain Archibald Snatcher the perfect excuse to turn the town of Cheesebridge against the benign boxtrolls, convincing citizens that these below-ground creatures prey on humans. Snatcher strikes a deal with town leader Lord

FUN FOR ALL: The Boxtrolls is a pitch-perfect treat for kids and adults alike.

Portley-Rind: If he exterminates every last boxtroll in town, Portley-Rind will induct Snatcher into “The White Hats,” Cheesebridge’s most elite echelon. When Eggs’s boxtroll guardian, Fish, is abducted by Snatcher and his henchmen, Eggs ventures out into the human world to save the trolls and, over the course of his adventure, uncovers the secrets of his past and the direction of his destiny. The Boxtrolls is one of those pitch-perfect animated films that fires on all cylinders for its pint-sized audience and works like gangbusters for accompanying adults. The visuals dazzle at every turn, the jokes come fast and furious (and are genuinely funny), and even if the moral of this story (“be yourself”) isn’t exactly groundbreaking, the film still manages to spin off in compelling and complicated directions when it deals with the darker leanings of human nature (cowardice, greed, outright fascism). The Boxtrolls should come with one of those boardgame box stickers because it really is fun for all ■ ages.

WHAT’S THE SKINNY? The Skeleton Twins. Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, and Luke Wilson star in a film written by Mark Heyman and Craig Johnson and directed by Johnson. Reviewed by D.J. Palladino

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SLIM PICKINGS: Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader star as suicidal siblings in the lite melodrama The Skeleton Twins.

o, it isn’t the Olsen Family Chronicles, but the press is making us think The Skeleton Twins is an emotional rollercoaster. In reality, it’s actually hard to imagine what people love about it. The performances are good, but isn’t it more than a little patronizing to be surprised that these talented comics could portray marginalized people? Wiig was much more pathetic and funny in Friends with Kids and far more amazing in the under-respected Paul, where she played the repressed daughter of a wacko fundamentalist. And Hader played Andy Warhol with both brio and restraint in Men in Black . Those roles required acting. This film is shtick by comparison, though each has fine moments and mostly in scenes where the confrontations are fraught. The Skeleton Twins isn’t a dark comedy; it’s a lite melodrama. The film opens with the fraternal twins poised to commit suicide simultaneously, 3,000 miles apart. They haven’t spoken in 10 years, and because Milo (Hader) ends up

in the hospital first, Maggie (Wiig) takes her wayward gay brother home to her burly, sweet husband, Lance (Luke Wilson), to recuperate. As he comes out of his funk, Milo starts reopening wounds. It’s not trite, but it is easy to guess where each scene will conclude and what fresh hell will grow out of any fun these reunited siblings have. Just to be sure we know they are kooky and were once happy, there’s a long lip-synching dance scene. Twins are great cinema fodder. A clever director would employ mirroring, repetitions, and coincidences to make the creepy charm of being a twin — alone but never really alone — seem real. Director Craig Johnson settles for emotional revenge, which just seems too obvious. This script leaves too much crucial stuff in limbo: What does the title mean? What happened to daddy? Why do goldfish keep getting killed? It’s hard to laugh or cry when the actual ■ story is so thin. october 2, 2014

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FIRST LOOKS ✯ The Boxtrolls

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (81 mins.; PG:

Tribute to Celia Cruz by Jannen Puente (Tito's niece)

rude humor, including some reckless behavior, language)

Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner star in this tale about a young boy having one very calamitous day.

Fiesta 5 (Opens Thu., Oct. 9)

Annabelle (99 mins.; R: intense sequences of

Sat 10/4 - 9:00

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SEEN BETTER DAYS: Based on Judith Viorst’s popular children’s book, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day stars Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner.

BLITZEN TRAPPER

experimental indie folk/rock Sun 10/5

disturbing violence, terror)

A couple is taunted by supernatural forces involving a vintage doll that could be tied to a satanic cult. Camino Real/Fiesta 5

to Neverland by kidnapping Peter’s two children. Fri. and Mon., Oct. 3 and 6,

7pm, Isla Vista Theater, 960 Embarcadero del Norte

Dracula Untold (92 mins.; PG-13: intense sequences of warfare, vampire attacks, disturbing images, some sensuality)

Jumanji (104 mins.; PG: menacing fantasy

The Hundred-Foot Journey

action, some mild language)

When his family and his kingdom are threatened, Vlad Tepes contemplates making a dangerous deal with supernatural repercussions.

Two children discover a magical board game and unleash the man who has been trapped inside since he was a child. Robin Williams stars.

(122 mins.; PG: thematic elements, some violence, language, brief sensuality)

Camino Real/Metro 4 (Opens Thu., Oct. 9)

Fri. and Mon., Oct. 3 and 6, 10pm, Isla Vista Theater, 960 Embarcadero del Norte

Gone Girl (145 mins.; R: a scene of bloody violence, some strong sexual content/nudity, language)

When Nick’s wife goes missing and the media starts to swarm, he quickly becomes a suspect in her disappearance. Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike star.

Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo

Hector and the Search for Happiness (114 mins.; R: language, some brief nudity)

A psychiatrist (Simon Pegg) traverses the globe to find the secret to happiness.

Metro 4

Wetlands (105 mins.; NR) An eccentric young girl with a peculiar approach to hygiene and sex longs for her divorced parents to reunite.

Wed., Oct. 8, 5 and 7:30pm, Plaza de Oro

NOW SHOWING Dolphin Tale 2 (107 mins.; PG: mild thematic elements)

After Winter’s surrogate mother dies, her team of human helpers reunite to try and find the dolphin a new companion. Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd star.

Fairview/Fiesta 5

The Judge (141 mins.; R: language, including some sexual references) A big-city lawyer (Robert Downey Jr.) returns to the small town that he grew up in, where his father, the town judge, is suspected of murder.

Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo (Opens Thu., Oct. 9)

Left Behind (110 mins.; PG-13: some thematic elements, violence/peril, brief drug content)

A small group tries to survive after a mysterious force vanishes millions of people. Nicolas Cage and Lea Thompson star. Fairview/Metro 4

SCREENINGS Finding Vivian Maier (83 mins.; NR) John Maloof’s documentary tells the story of Vivian Maier, a nanny whose collection of photographs made her a posthumous street-photography icon. Presented by the Ojai Film Society. Sun., Oct. 5, 4:30pm, Matilija Auditorium, 703 El Paseo Rd., Ojai

Hook (144 mins.; PG) Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman) lures a grown Peter Pan (Robin Williams) back

✯ The Drop (106 mins.; R: some strong violence, pervasive language) Bob (Tom Hardy) gets wrapped up in a failed robbery and its subsequent investigation, which digs deep into his neighborhood’s past. In many ways, this great crime drama belongs to Hardy. He has the whole movie mapped on his face — he’s solemn and slow, but you sense that a lot of dreadful stuff is coming. (DJP)

Plaza de Oro

✯ Guardians of the Galaxy

(121 mins.; PG-13: intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action, some language)

Somewhere in deep space, an American pilot finds himself the object of a manhunt after he steals an orb coveted by a villainous extraterrestrial. Mostly, it’s a parade of outer-space spectacles, but the story also includes nonstop action and jokes that transplant American pop culture into deep space. (DJP) Fiesta 5 (2D) The Equalizer (131 mins.; R: strong bloody violence and language throughout, including some sexual references) Robert (Denzel Washington) believes he has put his mysterious past behind him,

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but when he meets a young girl under the control of violent Russian gangsters, he decides to leave his new, quiet life behind to help her. Camino Real/Metro 4

An Indian family moves to France and opens a café across the street from a Michelin-starred French restaurant. Journey shies away from high stakes and almost always chooses pleasant over painful, making for a film that isn’t as good as it should have been. (KS)

Plaza de Oro

The Maze Runner (113 mins.; PG-13: thematic elements, intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action, some disturbing images)

Thomas finds himself trapped in a maze with no memory of how he got there. He quickly learns that he must join forces with fellow “runners” for a chance at escape. Arlington/Camino Real/Metro 4

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MARK GARDENER OF RIDE, KHASY MODISETTE & ANDERS BERGSTROM

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My Old Lady (107 mins.; PG-13: thematic material, some sexual references)

SEBADOH

Mathias (Kevin Kline) travels to France on his last dime to reclaim a house left to him by his estranged father. While My Old Lady suffers from a weak script, unbelievable characterizations, and unsurprising conflict/resolution issues, it’s the unevenness of the whole production that ultimately leads to its downfall. (AC)

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This Is Where I Leave You (103 mins.; R: language, sexual content, some drug use)

Following the death of their father, four adult siblings are forced to return to their childhood home and live alongside their mother and their assorted significant others. Jason Bateman and Tina Fey star.

Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo

A Walk Among the Tombstones (113 mins.; R: strong violence, disturbing images, language, brief nudity)

A private investigator (Liam Neeson) is hired by a drug lord to find out who killed his wife. The worst part is the way the film was sold. We enter expecting Neeson to do Taken versus Satan. But that never happens, and writer/director Scott Frank never finds a visual home for his roving tale. (DJP) Fairview/Fiesta 5

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(Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) : As I hike through the wilderness at dusk, the crickets always seem to be humming in the distance. No matter where I go, their sound is farther o, never right up close to me. How can that be? Do they move away from me as I approach? I doubt it. I sense no leaping insects in the underbrush. Here’s how this pertains to you: My relationship with the crickets’ song is similar to a certain mystery in your life. There’s an experience that calls to you but forever seems just out of reach. You think you’re drawing nearer, about to touch it and be in its midst, but it inevitably eludes you. Now here’s the good news: A change is coming for you. It will be like what would happen if I suddenly found myself intimately surrounded by hundreds of chirping crickets.

(June 21 - July 22) : In the wild, very few oysters produce pearls — about one in every 10,000. Most commercial pearls come from farmed oysters whose pearls have been induced by human intervention. As you might expect, the natural jewel is regarded as far more precious. Let’s use these facts as metaphors while we speculate about your fate in the next eight months. I believe you will acquire or generate a beautiful new source of value for yourself. There’s a small chance you will stumble upon a treasure equivalent to the wild pearl. But I suggest you take the more secure route: working hard to create a treasure that’s like a cultivated pearl.

(Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): When Jimmy Fallon was a senior in high school, he received a weird graduation gift: a troll doll, one of those plastic ďŹ gurines with frizzy, brightly colored hair. Around the same time, his mother urged him to enter an upcoming comedy contest at a nearby club. Jimmy decided that would be fun. He worked up a routine in which he imitated various celebrities auditioning to become a spokesperson for troll dolls. With the doll by his side, he won the contest, launching his career as a comedian. I foresee the possibility of a comparable development in your life: an odd blessing or unexpected gift that inspires you to express one of your talents on a higher level.

(Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Years ago, you experienced an event that was so overwhelming you could not fully deal with it, let alone understand it. All this time it has been simmering and smoldering in the depths of your unconscious mind, emitting ghostly steam and smoke even as it has remained diďŹƒcult for you to integrate. But I predict that will change in the coming months. You will ďŹ nally ďŹ nd a way to bring it into your conscious awareness and explore it with courage and grace. Of course it will be scary for you to do so. But I assure you that the fear is a residue from your old confusion, not a sign of real danger. To achieve maximum liberation, begin your quest soon.

SCORPIO

AQUARIUS

(Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) : “Dear So-Called Astrologer: Your horoscopes are worse than useless. Mostly they are crammed with philosophical and poetic crap that doesn’t apply to my daily life. Please cut way back on the fancy metaphors. Just let me know if there is money or love or trouble coming my way — like what regular horoscopes say! — Skeptical Scorpio.â€? Dear Skeptical: In my astrological opinion, you and your fellow Scorpios will soon feel the kind of pressure you just directed at me. People will ask you to be dierent from what you actually are. My advice? Do not acquiesce to them.

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) : This is prime time to do things that aren’t exactly easy and relaxing, but that on the other hand aren’t actually painful. Examples: Extend peace oerings to adversaries. Seek reconciliation with valuable resources from which you have been separated and potential allies from whom you have become alienated. Try out new games you would eventually like to be good at, but aren’t yet. Get a better read on interesting people you don’t understand very well. Catch my drift, Aquarius? For now, at least, leaving your comfort zone is likely to be invigorating, not arduous.

SAGITTARIUS

PISCES

(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Tomatoes are a staple of Italian cuisine now, but there weren’t any tomatoes in Europe until the 16th century, when Spanish explorers brought them from Central and South America. Likewise, Malaysia has become a major producer of rubber, but it had no rubber trees until seeds were smuggled out of Brazil in the 19th century. And bananas are currently a major crop in Ecuador thanks to 16th-century Portuguese sailors, who transported them from West Africa. I foresee the possibility of comparable cross-fertilizations happening for you in the coming months, Sagittarius. Do you have your eye on any remote resources you’d like to bring back home?

(Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) : Your oracle is built around the epigrams of conceptual artist Jenny Holzer. From her hundreds of pithy quotes, I have selected six that oer the exact wisdom you need most right now. Your job is to weave them all together into a symphonic whole. (ď›œ)“It’s crucial to have an active fantasy life.â€? (ď˜ş) “Ensure that your life stays in ux.â€? (ď˜ť) “I have every kind of thought, and that is no embarrassment.â€? (ď˜ź) “Animalism is perfectly healthy.â€? (ď˜˝) “Finding extreme pleasure will make you a better person if you’re careful about what thrills you.â€? (6) “Listen when your body talks.â€?

TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20): In three years, you will comprehend truths about yourself and your life that you don’t have the capacity to grasp now. By then, past events that have been confusing to you will make sense. You’ll know what their purpose was and why they occurred. Can you wait that long? If you’d rather not, I have an idea: Do a meditation in which you visualize yourself as you will be three years from today. Imagine asking your future self to tell you what he or she has discovered. The revelations may take a while to start rolling in, but I predict that a whole series of insights will have arrived by this time next week.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) : The journey that awaits you is succinct but epic. It will last a relatively short time but take months to fully understand. You may feel natural and ordinary as you go through it, even as you are being rather heroic. Prepare as best as you can, but keep in mind that no amount of preparation will get you completely ready for the spontaneous moves you’ll be called on to perform. Don’t be nervous! I bet you will receive help from an unexpected source. Feelings of dÊjà vu may crop up and provide a sense of familiarity — even though none of what occurs will have any precedents.

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22) : In June 2012, a U.S. senator introduced a bill that would require all members of Congress to actually read or listen to a reading of any bill before they voted on it. The proposal has been in limbo ever since, and it’s unlikely it will ever be treated seriously. This is confusing to me. Shouldn’t it be a fundamental requirement that all lawmakers know what’s in the laws they pass? Don’t make a similar error, Leo. Understand exactly what you are getting into, whether it’s a new agreement, an interesting invitation, or a tempting opportunity. Be thoroughly informed.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) : Oliver Evans (1755-1819) was a proliďŹ c Virgo inventor who came up with brilliant ideas for steam engines, urban gas lighting, refrigeration, and automated machines. He made a radical prediction: “The time will come when people will travel in stages moved by steam engines, almost as fast as birds y, 15 or 20 miles an hour.â€?We may be surprised that a visionary innovator like Evans dramatically minimized the future’s possibilities. In the same way, I suspect that later in your life, you might laugh at how much you are underestimating your potentials right now. In telling you this, I’m hoping you will stop underestimating.

Homework: Make nonsense noises for a minute straight every day this week. Report results to Truthrooster@gmail.com.

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SB COFFEE Roasting Company 321 Motor Way SB 962‑5213– NOW WITH FREE WI‑FI! Santa Barbara’s premiere coffee roasting company since 1989. Come in for the freshest most delicious cup of coffee ever and watch us roast the best coffee in town at our historic Old Town location ‑ Corner of State & Gutierrez. Gift baskets, mail order & corporate gifts avail. sbcoffee.com.

OPAL RESTAURANT & Bar 1325 State St. 966‑9676 $$.Open M‑S 11:30a & 7 nights 5p. V MC AE Local’s Favorite, Eclectic California Cuisine fuses creative influences from around the world with American Regional touches: Chile‑Crusted Filet Mignon to Pan‑Seared Fresh Fish & Seafood, Homemade Pastas, Gourmet Pizzas, Fresh baked Breads, Deliciously Imaginative Salads & Homemade Desserts. OPAL radiates a friendly, warm atmosphere graced by our fun efficient Service, Full bar, Martinis, Wine Spectator award‑winning wine list, private room. Lunches are affordable and equally delicious.

PETIT VALENTIEN, 1114 STATE ST. #14, 805‑966‑0222. Open M‑F 11:30‑3pm (lunch). M‑Sat 5pm‑Close (dinner). Sun $24 four course prefix dinner. In La Arcada Plaza, Chef Robert Dixon presents classic French comfort food at affordable cost in this cozy gem of a restaurant. Petit Valentien offers a wide array of meat and seafood entrees along with extensive small plates and a wine list specializing in amazing quality at arguably the best price in town. A warm romantic atmosphere makes the perfect date spot. Comfortable locale for dinner

parties, or even just a relaxing glass of wine. Reservations are recommended.

Indian FLAVOR OF INDIA 3026 State 682‑6561 $$ www. flavorofindiasb.com VOTED BEST 17yrs. Finest, most authentic Indian cuisine is affordable too! All You Can Eat Lunch Buffet $9.95 M‑S dinner combos $9.95+ Specials: Tandoori‑ Mixed or Fish, Chicken Tikka Masala, Shrimp Bhuna. Also: meat, curries & vegetarian.Wine & Beer. Take out. 20yrs of Excellence! INDIA HOUSE, 418 State St. Next to 99 Cent Store 805.962.5070. 7 days 11:30a‑ 3:30p ALL YOU CAN EAT Lunch Buffet $8.95. Dinner 5p‑9p. Tandori & North Indian Muglai specialties. World Class Indian Chefs at your service! Traditional floor seating. Indian & Draft Beers, Local Wines. www.indiahouseusa.com

Irish DARGAN’S IRISH Pub & Restaurant, 18 E. Ortega St. (next to lot 10) SB, 568‑0702. $$. Open 7 days 11:30a‑Close (Food ‘til 10p, 11p on Sat/ Sun). AE MC V Disc. Authentic Irish food & atmosphere in downtown SB. Specialties from Ireland include Seafood & Meat dishes. Informal, relaxed pub‑style atmosphere. Live music Thursday nights. Children welcome. Avail. for private parties. Pool & Darts.

Japanese ICHIBAN JAPANESE Restaurant/Sushi Bar, 1812 Cliff Dr., 805‑564‑7653. Mon‑Sat Lunch 11:30‑2:30. Dinner 7 days a week, 5‑10pm. Lunch Specials, Bendo boxes. Full sushi bar, tatami seats. Fresh Fish delivered all week.


KYOTO, 3232 State St, 687‑1252.$$. Open 7days M‑F 11:30a‑2p; Sat Noon‑2:30p Lunch; Sun‑Thur 5‑10p Dinner, Fri‑Sat 5p‑10:30p.Complete Sushi Bar. Steak & Seafood Specials! Sashimi, Teriyaki, original Japanese appetizers & Combination Boat Dinner. SB’s only TATAMI Rooms reservations suggested. Beer, Wine & Sake.Take Out. Birthday customers get FREE tempura ice cream & photo on our website! KyotoSB.com

Natural NATURAL CAFE, 508 State St., 5 blocks from beach. 962‑9494 Goleta‑ 5892 Hollister 692‑2363. 361 Hitchcock Way 563‑1163 $. Open for lunch & dinner 7 days. A local favorite for dinner. Voted “Best Lunch in Santa Barbara” “Best Health Food Restaurant” “Best Veggie Burger” “Best Sidewalk Cafe Patio” “Best Fish Taco” all in the Independent Reader’s Poll. Daily Specials, Char‑Broiled Chicken, Fresh Fish, Homemade Soups, Hearty Salads, Healthy Sandwiches, Juice Bar, Microbrews, Local Wines, and the Best Patio on State St. 9 locations serving the Central Coast. www.thenaturalcafe.com

SOJOURNER CAFÉ, 134 E. Canon Perdido 965‑7922. Open 11‑11 Th‑Sat; 11a‑10:30p Sun‑Wed. SB’s natural foods landmark since 1978 Daily soups & chef’s specials, hearty stews, fresh local fish, organic chicken dishes,salads & sandwiches & award winning dessert . Espresso bar, beer, wine, smoothies, shakes & fresh juices sojournercafe.com

Steak HOLDREN’S 512 State St. 965‑3363 Lunch & Dinner Daily. Featuring $20 Prime Rib Wednesdays‑ USDA 12 oz Prime MidWestern corn‑fed beef char‑broiled over mesquite; or try from our selections of the freshest seafood. We offer extensive wine & martini lists & look forward to making your dining experience superb! Reservations avail.

Thai YOUR PLACE Restaurant, 22 N. Milpas St., 966‑5151, 965‑9397. $$. Open Mon 4‑9:45pm Tues‑Thurs & Sun 11:30a‑9:45p, Fri/Sat 11:30a‑10:30p. V MC AE. Your Place ‑ The One & Only. Voted “BEST THAI FOOD” for 26 years by Independent and The Weekly readers, making us a Living Legend! Lunch & dinner specials daily. Fresh seafood & tasty vegetarian dishes. Santa Barbara Restaurant Guide selected us as the Best Thai Restaurant for exceptional dining reflected by food quality, service & ambiance.

RODNEY’S Grill, 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard at The Fess Parker – A Doubletree by Hilton Resort 805‑564‑4333. Serving 5pm – 10pm Tuesday through Saturday. Rodney’s Grill Menu is Fresh and New. Featuring all natural hormone‑free beef and fresh seafood, appetizers, and incredible desserts. The place to enjoy dinner with family and friends by the beach. Private Dining Room for 30. Full cocktail bar with specialty cocktails. Wine cellar with Santa Barbara County & California best vintages by‑the‑glass www.rodneyssteakhouse.com

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SPENCER’S LIMOUSINE & Tours, 884‑9700 Thank You SB, Voted BEST 18yrs! Specializing in wine tours of all Central Cal Wineries. Gourmet picnic lunch or fine restaurants avail TCP16297 805‑884‑9700 www.spencerslimo.com

RENEGADE WINES: 417 Santa Barbara St. Ste A‑6, 805‑568‑1961. Tues‑Fri 11a‑6p, Sat. 12‑6p. Sun‑Mon by appointment. SB’s oldest wine shop, over 23 years same location. We are Santa Barbara’s premier wine retailer, offering a wide variety of local and

Wine of the Week Stella Rosso:

Though not a great fit for lovers of dry wine, this semi‑ sweet red wine — best served chilled — is the next white zinfandel, opening up massive new demographics for the wine industry, particularly the urban and minority markets. That’s especially true in Southern California, as this wine — made in the Italian village of Santa Stefano Belbo in Piedmont — is a product of the Riboli family’s San Antonio Winery, a downtown L.A. producer since 1917. When they asked loyal consumers of their Stella Rosa line of moscatos what they wanted, the response was something sweet but red, so the Ribolis and their Italian partners developed this entirely new category of wine. The soaring popularity already triggered a copycat legal case against a corporate winery, and is spinning off an entire series of accompanying bottlings, from drier proseccos to bolder reds to whites and pinks flavored with berry and peach. See stellarosawines.com.

imported wines. Our diverse assortment of wine comes from the world’s finest vineyards with prices starting around $9. View our full inventory @ www.renegadewines.com. We store your wine. 3000sq feet of temp. controlled wine lockers; 8 case lockers‑300 case rooms. Off‑street parking. 2 blocks from State St. (2nd driveway @ 126 E. Haley) Monthly tastings & private tastings available. We ship wine. Keep in touch: Facebook, Google+, Twitter

Wineries/Tasting Rooms SANTA BARBARA Winery, 202 Anacapa St. 963‑3633. Open Sun‑Thurs 10a‑6p & Fri‑Sat 10a ‑ 7p, small charge for extensive tasting list. 2 blocks from both State St & the beach. This venerable winery is the county’s oldest‑ est.1962, and offers many internationally acclaimed wines from their Lafond Vineyard in the Santa Rita Hills. Try some of Winemaker Bruce McGuire’s small production bottling. www.sbwinery.com

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ri Tip Company is a new restaurant-bar opening Saturday, October 4, at 11 a.m. in Santa Barbara’s waterfront Funk Zone district. The owners, brothers Matt JamesonChrestenson and Ben Chrestenson, wanted to bring something different and new to the area that is getting to be known for great wine, great food, and great fun. “Tri Tip Company is a place for people to come, sit, and enjoy some traditional and not so traditional barbecue flavors with some very unique crafted elixirs, shots, punches, cures, and tonics for everyone from the non-alcoholic drinker to the most discerning palated cocktail aficionado,” says Jameson-Chrestenson.“The atmosphere is simple, appealing, and classy with bench seating and an open patio.” The food menu offers a variety of traditional Santa Maria–style and more creative barbecue sandwiches, focusing on tri-tip, chicken, barbecue pork, ribs, and unique side dishes. The drink menu offers unique blends of house-made concoctions of spirited and non-spirited drinks either in barrels that have been aged for months or on draft. Ice selections and fresh botanical garnish will round the drinks off. Tri Tip Company is located at  State Street. The building has been split into two separate restaurants with Union Ale in the back and Tri Tip in the front on State Street. Tri Tip Company, which will not have TVs in its location, will be open seven days a week for lunch and dinner starting at 11 a.m. The menu includes: BLTrip: tri-tip, bacon, guacamole, mayo, tomato and fresh basil leaf, $11  Philly: thinly sliced tri-tip, bell pepper, onion, pepper jack cheese, $10 Gryk: tri-tip, cucumber garlic tzatziki, tomato, onion, $11 Classic American: tri-tip, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, $10 Pho ᾽ Di: tri-tip, citrus hoisin, sambal mayo, basil, mint, cilantro, bean sprouts, onion, pho broth, $12 Santa Maria: tri-tip, pico de gallo, smoky BBQ, mayo, $10 Korean Pork Shoulder: house kimchi, chili mayo, cilantro, lime, $11 Deep South: barbecued pork, Carolina mustard sauce, pickles, BBQ onions, $10 Cubano Panini: sliced pork, ham, dijonnaise, garlic pickles, swiss, $12 Chickichetta: grilled chicken breast, caper mayo, chimichurri, $11 Smoked Chicken Salad: chicken, smoked almonds, jalapeños, apples, red onions, arugula, basil mayo, $12

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WOOD-FIRED PIZZA FRESH LOCAL FISH • SEAFOOD ORGANIC VEGETABLES • SALADS GRILLED STEAKS • CHOPS OSSOBUCO • SAUSAGE PANINI • BURRATA • BRUSCHETTA GELATO • CANNOLI • TIRAMISÚ FULL-BAR • DOG FRIENDLY HALF-PORTIONS ON LUNCH SPECIALS OPEN EVERYDAY 11:30 AM TO CLOSE 436 STATE ST. 805.957.4177

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ticipating in the second annual Taste of Milpas, this Saturday, October 4, noon - 4 p.m. Patrons can stroll up Milpas Street, stopping at each restaurant, where they will be treated to samples at participating venues. This year, the event includes a new beer and wine garden, live music, great art, plus demos and tastings from The Fresh Market, Fresh & Easy, and Tri-County Produce. MTD shuttles and Pedicabs MORE will help ferry attendees up and FOOD SEE P. 43

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HOT TIP: The Tri Tip Company is a new eatery specializing in barbecue that’s coming to lower State Street.

down Milpas. Tickets are $30 in advance or $35 the day of the event. Child admission is $10. A wine-tasting wristband can be purchased for an additional $15. Tickets can be purchased at the event or online at mcasb.org. PIZZA HUT COMING TO GOLETA: Pizza Hut’s website now lists jobs available for a new restaurant coming to -A Calle Real, the former home of YoYumYum frozen yogurt. Positions offered include shift manager, team member, delivery driver, general manager, and assistant restaurant manager. This new Pizza Hut location is right down the street from the future Rusty’s Pizza and a few blocks away from Papa John’s. Thanks to reader Cris for the tip! ROCKET FIZZ: Reader Primetime let me know that a new store named Rocket Fizz, with the tagline “soda pop and candy shop,” is coming to  State Street. iGRILL UPDATE: The now-closed iGrill Korean BBQ

at  State Street has a change of ownership sign out front, indicating that the space is being taken over by the family that owns Nikka Fish Grill and Nikka Market. I don’t know what their plans are for the space.

GRATUITY INCLUDED? A new IRS rule could end,

or at least curtail, the practice. NPR reports that the Internal Revenue Service has begun classifying automatic gratuities as service charges that are taxable as regular wages and subject to payroll tax withholding. Currently, automatic gratuities are considered tips, and it’s up to the wait staff to report the amount as income. NPR says that the original rule went into effect in June 2012, but the IRS pushed back enforcement until last January to allow restaurants time to comply. The rule change stipulates that a tip is defined as “something given without compulsion” and that a customer must have an “unrestricted right to determine the amount,” according to the California Restaurant Association’s website.

John Dickson’s reporting can be found every day online at SantaBarbara.com. Send tips to info@SantaBarbara.com.


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Legals FBN Abandonment STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Liberty Tax 6216 at 1512 North H St D1 Lompoc, CA 93436 The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed Dec 6, 2014. in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2010‑0003629. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Christopher Martinez 1133 Arnold Ave Lompoc, CA 93436; Michelle Martinez (same address) This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 8, 2014 I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Pablo Martinez for Chrstopher Martinez. Published. Sep 18, 25. Oct, 2, 9 2014.

Fictitious Business Name Statement FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Slingshot Art Forum at 220 West Canon Perdido Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Alpha Resource Center of Santa Barbara 4501 Cathedral Oaks Road Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Sling Shot Art Forum, Kimberly Olson This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 26, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0002765. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Convalescent Hospital, The Californian, The Californian of Santa Barbara at 2225 De La Vina Santa Barbara, CA 93105; California Convalescent Hospital of Santa Barbara, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Jason Campbell, Secretary This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 28, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002515. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Lunabella Make Up And Hair at 110 W. Mission St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Christin Brown 4138 Paseo Redondo #A Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Ashley Kelly (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Christin Brown and Ashely Kelly This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 2, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002531. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Thrive Wellness Coaching at 1322 Pitos Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Benjamin Murphy (same address) Jennifer Murphy (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jennifer Murphy This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 4, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002554. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Corvus Woodcraft at 1313 Carmelita Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Nitin Anand (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Nitin Anand This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 2, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002538. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Wolf’s Head at 432 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Cristian Sagastume 5782 Alondra Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Ruben Sagastume 810 N. La Cumbre Road Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Christian Sagastume This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 4, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002556. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Live Oak Creations at 3400 Calle Real Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Virginia Covalt 42 San Jano Drive Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Virginia Covalt This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002493. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Goodwin & Thyne Properties at 2000 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Goodwin & Thyne Properties, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Kevin Goodwin, CFO This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 4, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2014‑0002560. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Vega’s Apartment Rentals at 622 West Canon Perdido Santa Baerbara, CA 93101; Vegas Apartment Rentals (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Amelia Ornelas, Secretary This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002441. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Golden Gate Communications, LLC at 621 Dolores Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Golden Gate Communications. LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: David Eschleman, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 5, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0002566. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Insight & Strategies at 50‑6 Barranca Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Gayle Abramson (same address) Mitchell I Glanz (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Mitchell I Glanz This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 29, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002522. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Homestays at 1976 Las Canoas Road Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Louise Woelkers (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Louise Woelkers This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 5, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0002570. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: The Blue Door at 4 E. Yanonali St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; The Blue Door SB LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 4, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002561. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Deckers Brands at 250 Coromar Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Deckers Outdoor Corporation (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 8, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002582. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: KB Consulting at 5889 Berkeley Rd Goleta, CA 93117; MITR Consulting Corporation (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Sheetal Gavankar, CEO This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 2, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002529. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Teton Treats, Traveling Teatime at 2916 Paseo Del Refugio Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Debra Ellingson Teton (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Debra Teton This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 2, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002530. Published: Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Ranch Wash at 3687 Manzana St Santa Ynez, CA 93460; Recovery Ranch LLC 3694B Tivola St Santa Ynez, CA 93460 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Daniel Ross This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 9, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002600. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Anacapa Builders at 1187 Coast Village Road #1‑109 Montecito, CA 93108; Anacapa Design‑Build, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Chris R. Joyce, Pres. & Sec. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 4, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002558. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Real Gusto Enterprises at 3149 Calle Fresno Santa Barbara, CA 93105‑2772; Augusto Antonio Pravia Cerrud (same address) Mary Lou H. Smitheram Pravia (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Augusto Pravia Cerrud This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 9, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002607. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s)

is/are doing business as: Eagle’s Nest Farm at 200 Mail Road Lompoc, CA 93436; Seamus Ethridge (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Seamus Ethridge This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 8, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2014‑0002589. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Acacia Counseling & Wellness at 6586 Picasso Road Isla Vista, CA 93117; Brett Donnelly 2553 Treasure Drive Unit B Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Harlan K Higginbotham Jr 12 Lorinda Place Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Harlan K. Higginbotham This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 25, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0002473. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Bird Dog Mercantile at 131 Anacapa Street Suite C Santa Barbara, CA 93101; SB Pop Up, LLC 120 Presidential Way Suite 300 Woburn, MA 01801‑1182 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002666. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Vet National Mail at 601 Pine Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Cross Country Lending, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 04, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002553. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Rosales Mexican Restaurant at 827 East Montecito Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Patricia Angel Felipe 1216 Gillespie Way Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Patricia Felipe This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 29, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002523. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Mecka Associates at 270 Storke Rd, #13 Goleta, CA 93117; Cynthia Scalisi 298 San Napoli Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Cynthia Scalisi This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 12, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002644. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Wildlife By I Finsvik at 1781 Eucalyptus Hill Road Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Ivanie Ann Finsvik (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Ivanie Ann Finsvik This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 27, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002506. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s)

is/are doing business as: EOS Santa Barbara, EOS Transportation, Santa Barbara Wine Shuttle, SB Wine Shuttle at 500 Anacapa St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; EOS Transportation Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinjhe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002590. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Rama Masonry at 782 Acacia Walk #B Goleta, CA 93117; Rama Masonry, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Myrteza Rama This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 21, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002455. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Sparkpunk Media at 5473 Cameo Road Carpinteria, CA 93013; Zachary Claude Erving (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Zachary Erving This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 11, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002639. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Baba Management, Build America By Americans at 227 East Figueroa Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Zaki Syed (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Zaki Syed This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 25, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002484. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Pape Kenworth at 1322 White Court Santa Maria, CA 93458; Pape Trucks, Inc 355 Goodpasture Island Road Eugene, OR 97401 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 03, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002544. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Bench at 3905 State Street #7‑226 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Colin Quintal (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Colin Quintal This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002447. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Marine Services By Steve Vukas at 2390 Las Vargas Canyon Road Goleta, CA 93117; Stephen Michael Vukas (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Stephen Michael Vukas This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002584. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Downtown Community Acupuncture Source at 209 W. Sola St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jennifer Potthast 7544 San

Como Way Goleta, CA 93117; Laura Schlieske 2660 Puesta Del Sol #C Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Laura Schlieske This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 10, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002628. Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2, 9 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 7T at 222 W. Ortega Street Unit A Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Robert Anderson 365 E. Avenida De Los Arboles Thousand Oaks, CA 91360; Skye Harris 222 W. Ortega Street Unit A Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Skye Harris This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 11, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002641. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: B Green Craftsman BGC, B. Green Craftsman Green Craftsman, BE Green Craftsman at 187 Olive Street Summerland, CA 93067; Bruce R Green (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Bruce R. Green This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 17, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002689. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014.

Supermoss Products Company, Don Alberto, Heirbloom, Pan Technologies, Four Seasons Flowers, K Structure, Proflora at 19 Canyon Acres Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Natural Pack, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002598. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Central Coast Commercial, Central Coast Investments, Central Coast Property Management at 280 King Daniel Lane Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Brian Bailey and Terri Bailey This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0002670. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Jumpstart Interiors at 332 La Marina Santa Barbara, CA 93109, Leann Anderson (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Leann Anderson This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002658. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014.

NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Adaptive Technology at 1900 Garden Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Christina Brandt (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 16, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002677. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Granada Taxi Company at 1420 Castillo Street #D Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Victor M Ruiz‑Chavez (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Victor M Ruiz‑Chavez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 26, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002771. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Old Time Plumbing Co. at 315 Meigs Rd A‑391 Santa Barbara, CA; Frank E. Gill (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Frank E. Gill This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002598. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Soul City Survivors at 2043 Mountain Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Winfield Shiras (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Winfield Shiras This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 18, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002697. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Valley Computer Repair at 1511 A‑1 Mission Rd Solvang, CA 93464; Roger 6495 Santa Rosa Road Lompoc, CA 93436 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Roger J. Mc Ginnis This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 02, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002537. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Miss T The Original Hot Boba And Snowfluff at 35 East Ortega Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jun Shi 1722 De La Vina Street Apt 7 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jun Shi This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0002608. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Pape Kenworth at 1322 White Court Santa Maria, CA 93458; Papa Trucks, Inc 355 Goodpasture Island Road Eugene, Or 97401 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 03, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002544. Published: Sep 25. Oct 2, 9, 16 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Black Hammer, Galapagos, Natural Pack, Inc.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Eli at 69 1/2 Humphrey Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Eileen Barrack (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Eileen Barrack This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 24, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002738. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

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UCSB BOOKSTORE Processes and approves invoices for multiple departments through the MBS (Missouri Book Service) merchandise module ensuring accurate update of stock ledger and inventory, resolving discrepancies with vendors and with the Receiving Department and maintains purchase order files for each fiscal year. Assists with administrative operational duties as needed. Reqs: Accounts payable experience, problem‑solving and organizational skills, strong oral and written communications skills, PC experience for processing paperwork through AS400 MBS system, 10‑key by touch and filing. Accurate and detail oriented, able to meet several deadlines monthly. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Must be able to work occasional evenings and weekends. $17.48 ‑ $17.87/hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. Apply by 10/9/14 Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20140446

BUSINESS MANAGER ‑ FAMILY VACATION CENTER

ALUMNI AFFAIRS OFFFICE Provides administrative support to the Director of the Family Vacation Center. Ensures financial control in all aspects, payroll, reservations, vendor contracts and payments, financial paperwork and guest bills. Communicates with guests, vendors and staff with a high degree of professionalism to provide excellent guest service and positive work environment. Responsible for inventory control and purchasing. Oversees the Office Staff including supervising the entire seasonal staff in the absence of the Director and Assistant Director. Reqs: Proven organizational skills with demonstrated ability to successfully manage multiple tasks using independent judgment and problem solving skills. Excellent interpersonal, written and oral communication skills. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Maintain a valid CA driver’s license, a clean DMV record and enrollment in the DMV Employee Pull‑Notice Program. Work hours/days may vary. Evening and weekend work required during the spring and summer months. Alternate work hours and days are required from late June through late August each year, while Family Vacation Center is in session. (Work schedule maintains 40 hr. work week with some overtime; days off will be Sunday and Tuesday during summer operation.) $20.19/ hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with

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HR AND PAYROLL CO­ORDINATOR

RESIDENTIAL OPERATIONS Principal responsibilities are employment and payroll activities for 300+ employees. Provides support to the Director of Operations, Associate Directors, and managers of each unit within Operations. Reqs: Demonstrated customer service skills with at least 3 years of customer service experience. Ability to work independently as well as with others. Demonstrated strong organizational skills and attention to accuracy and detail. Ability to handle frequent interruptions. Ability to establish and maintain job priorities when there are changes in the workload and competing deadlines. Excellent interpersonal skills and ability to interact effectively with students, administrators, and staff. Ability to maintain confidentiality. Working knowledge of Microsoft Word, Excel, and Outlook. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Maintain a valid CA driver’s license, a clean DMV record and enrollment in the DMV Employee Pull‑Notice Program. Multiple positions available. $20.19 ‑ $24.80/hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. Apply by 10/7/14 Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20140442

Business Opportunity $1,000 WEEKLY!! MAILING BROCHURES From Home. Helping home workers since 2001. Genuine Opportunity. No Experience required. Start Immediately www.­ mailingmembers.com (AAN CAN) Always Broke? Be Your own Boss! Seeking women 21yrs+! Set your own hours! Get Paid to shop, eat, date & Travel! Free info www.passthesugar.com (CalSCAN) AVON ‑ Earn extra income with a new career! Sell from home, work, online. $15 startup. For information, call: 877‑830‑2916. (Cal‑SCAN) OWN YOUR own Medical Alert Company! Be the 1st and Only Distributor in your area! Unlimited $ return. Small investment required. Call toll free 1‑844‑225‑1200. (Cal‑SCAN)

Computer/Tech

Area Network, and load balancing technologies. Provides leadership, analysis and oversight of the ARIT enterprise server systems through a combination of policy, architectural, and training processes. Manages the operation and delivery of enterprise server systems infrastructure from the ARIT datacenter. Acts as Windows System Administrator, Windows Domain Administrator, Exchange System Administrator and Database Administrator. Responsible for Backups and Disaster Recovery, and Information Systems implementation and Support. Reqs: Degree in Computer Science or related field or equivalent combination of education and experience. Excellent written and verbal communication skills. Highly organized, with attention to detail, and ability to meet deadlines. Ability to establish effective working relationship with internal and external organizations, departments, groups, and members. Note: Fingerprinting required. Occasional weekends, hours beyond 8am‑5pm. Ability to carry a cellphone or be on call for emergencies. $6,100 ‑ $8,300/ mo. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. Apply by 10/9/14, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https:­// jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20140445

Customer Service Representative wanted for local insurance agency.20‑25 hrs a week. Send resume to info@ yourlocalinsurancejob.com

Education Africa, Brazil Work/Study! Change the lives of others and create a sustainable future. 1, 6, 9, 18 month programs available. Apply now! w w w. O n e W o r l d C e n t e r. o r g 269.591.0518 info@OneWorldCenter.­ org (AAN CAN)

Immediate opening: JR. HIGH MATH TEACHER. Contact Liz Guerrero at 963.4338, x 6240 or apply directly at www.teachermatch.org by 10/10. Now seeking proctors for the 2015 National Assessment of Educational Progress. To apply visit http://www. westat.com/careers/field‑datacollection‑ jobs. Search by state then find the NAEP Assessment Administrator position. For more information, call 888‑237‑8036. WESTAT EOE Minorities/Females/ Protected Veterans/Disabled (CalSCAN)

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ENTERPRISE SERVER SYSTEMS ARCHITECT

ADMINISTRATIVE & RESIDENTIAL INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY (ARIT) Primary technical expert for all enterprise server systems providing Messaging (Email), Collaboration, and Business Continuity for ARIT. Maintains expertise in concepts affecting overall data center architecture and design, including VMWare vSphere and NSX, Application Aware Firewall, Storage

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Client Service Spe­cialist & Training Co­ordinator

SB Rape Crisis Center seeks to fill two positions Client Service Specialist & Training Coordinator. FT + benefits. Bilingual English/Spanish req’d. Review job announcements and apply at www.­ sbrapecrisiscenter.org.

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BUSINESS OFFICER

COUNSELING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES Institutes and implements the administrative objectives and policies for the department. Provides the highest level executive management support to the director and agency, including planning, evaluating, organizing, and supervision of budget and administrative operations. Analyzes, interprets, and monitors information about agency budgetary, personnel, and operating policies and procedures and participates in short‑ and long‑term strategic planning. Acts as liaison on operational matters with other campus departments and vendors. Is responsible for the general oversight of the administrative staff and operations and provides analytical support for budget, personnel, space, and programmatic matters. Reqs: Must have five years of executive experience in an administrative university or college setting. Extensive knowledge of UC policies and procedures. Advanced experience with Excel and financial and personnel online systems. Advanced professional experience working with payroll, personnel, budget analysis, administration, and supervision. Ability to maintain a high level of confidentiality. Demonstrated strong communication skills and ability to work with frequent interruptions while paying close attention to detail. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Mandated reporting requirements of child abuse. This is an Internal to External recruitment giving primary consideration to current UC employees. External applications may be considered if an internal candidate is not selected. $54,124 ‑ $62,000/ yr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. Open until

COMPENSATION CON­SULTANT

Cottage Health Systems seeks compensation professional to assist in the administration of compensation and performance management programs.

This person will assist in the design, development, analysis and implementation of compensation programs that support CHS’s strategic objectives. Research and analyze competitive compensation practices in the job market and participate in compensation surveys. Work with management in assisting in the creation or modification of job descriptions and salary recommendations. Will participate in the development, measuring and analysis of metrics for all aspects of the human resources function as well as auditing compensation databases to ensure data integrity. The qualified candidate will have an Associate’s degree, 2+ years’ experience in HR Compensation role, an understanding of wage and hour laws, exceptional analytical, communication and presentation skills, and must proficient in MS Office. CCP or PHR certification preferred.

Concierge

Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital seeks a part‑time Concierge professional who will promote an overall culture of excellence to our patients and visitors by providing hospitality and concierge services at the hospital’s public entrances and common areas. Requires: 2+ years of hospitality or customer service experience, excellent communication skills, and intermediate computer skills. Must be able to work varied day/evening shifts, including weekends/holidays. Cottage Health System offers an excellent compensation package that includes above market salaries, and an excellent shared governance work environment. Please apply online at: www.cottagehealthsystem.org.

EOE

Leave Of Absence Coordinator

Cottage Health System seeks Leave of Absence Coordinator to support the Employee Health & Safety Department. This position is responsible for the day to day administration and management of all LOA cases in accordance with CHS policies, state and federal regulations. Must have a working knowledge of the California leave statutes, proficiency in Word & Excel, with typing speed of 40+ wpm. The ideal candidate will have 2+ years of LOA administration experience in a large organization, Associate’s degree; and excellent organization & communication skills. PHR certification and bilingual (English/Spanish) skills preferred. Cottage Health System offers an excellent compensation package that includes above market salaries; premium medical benefits, pension plans, and tax savings accounts. Please apply online at: www. cottagehealthsystem.org.

EOE

POSTDOCTORAL SCHOLAR & ACA­DEMIC STUDENT EM­PLOYMENT COORDI­NATOR

OFFICE OF ACADEMIC PERSONNEL Serves as the campus‑wide Postdoctoral Scholar and Academic Student Employment Coordinator. Provides analytical support, advice, and counsel to the Executive Vice Chancellor, Associate Vice Chancellor, senior staff in Academic Personnel, and 80 campus academic departments, center and programs. Reqs: Demonstrated analytical skills, and able to maintain high level of confidentiality. Must be able to interact in a professional manner with faculty, staff, and other campus departments. Desirable: Knowledge of UC policies as they pertain to academic personnel. Experience with campus payroll system. Notes: Fingerprinting required. $54,124 ‑ $64,952/yr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected

by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. For primary consideration apply by 10/6/14, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.­ edu Job #20140434

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Hypatia House, Svetlana Meritt at 1511 Bath Street #10 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Svetlana Mancic‑Johnson (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Svetlana Meritt This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0002718. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Delaney Gabriel, HHP, Holistic Health and Hormone Center, Holistic Anti‑Aging, Holistic Health and Hormones, Holistic Anti‑Aging Center at 533 E. Micheltorena Street, Street Suite 102 Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Delaney Gabriel, Managing Member This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 16, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002675. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Isla Vista Hair Company at 6529 Trigo Road Ste C Isla Vista, CA 93117; Katherine Marie Pepe 4715 Andrita St Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2014. This statement expires five years from

the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002583. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara English at 1037 Monte Cristo Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Patrick Evans 1704 Grand Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Alfred Morgan 1037 Monte Cristo Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93108 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Alfred Morgan This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 25, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002757. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Tre Lune at 1151 Coast Village Road Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Quattro Inc 114 E Haley St. Suite O Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Corporation

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Premier Home And Pet Support at 7295 Alameda Ave Goleta, CA 93117; Hugh Michaels (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Hugh Michaels This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 23, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2014‑0002733. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

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at 902 El Rancho Road Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Frederick Harsberger (same address) Lorette Harnsberger (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Frederick Harnsberger This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 22, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0002722. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Dragabox at 1644 Loma St Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Shane Amaya (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Shane Amaya This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christne Potter. FBN Number: 2014‑0002715. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: NCR Property Management at 735 State Street Suite 407 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; National Commercial Reality, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Jennifer Lynn Stokes‑Pena. President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 26, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Taysinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0002772. Published: Oct 2, 9, 16, 23 2014.

Name Change IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF ROBERT FREEMAN JONES ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 1467540 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the following name(s): FROM: ROBERT FREEMAN JONES TO: FREEMAN JONES THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. NOTICE OF HEARING Nov 5, 2014 9:­30am, Dept 6, Courthouse, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101 A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition. Dated Sep 01, 2014 by James E. Herman, Judge of the Superior Court. Published , Sep 11, 18, 25. Oct 2 2014. IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF AFRODITI KAKLAMANOS ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 1468833 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the following name(s): FROM: AFRODITI KAKLAMANOS TO: AFRULA FIELDS THE COURT ORDERS that all persons

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Notice to Creditors NOTICE TO CREDITORS ATTORNEY for REBECCA ROSS, TRUSTEE of THE CATHERINE LLOYD LIVING TRUST In re The CATHERINE LLOYD LIVING LIVING TRUST, CREATED JUNE 20, 2003 BY CATHERINE LLOYD, DECEDENT SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA SANTA BARBARA COUNTY ANACAPA CASE NUMBER: 1468813 PROPOSED NOTICE TO CREDITORS OF TRUST NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN to the creditors and contingent creditors of the above‑named decendent, that all persons having claims against the decendent are required to file them with the Superior Court, at 1100 Anacapa Street, 93101, Santa Barbara, California 93101, and mail or delivera copy to Rebecca Ross, as trustee of the Trust dated June 20, 2003, and restated June 25, 2012, of which the Decedent was the settlor, at Rebecca Ross c/o Peter Eastman, Attorney, 1745 Calle Boca del Canon, Santa Barbara, California 93101 (805) 689‑3879, within the later of 4 months after September 18, 2014 (the date of the first publication of this notice to creditors) or, if notice is mailed or personally deliivered to you, 60 days after the date this notice is mailed or personally delivered to you, or you must petitionto file a late claim as provide in Probate Code S19103. For your protection, you are encouraged to file your claim by certified mail, with return receipt requested. Dated: September 15, 2014. Signed: PETER EASTMAN State Bar Number 76304 1745 Calle Boca del Canon Santa Barbara, CA 93101, (805) 689‑3879 peastman@impulse.net Published: Sep 18, 25. Oct 2 2014.

Public Notices Cellco Partnership and its controlled affiliates doing business as Verizon Wireless (Verizon Wireless) is proposing to build a 55‑foot Stealth Structure/ Pine Tree Telecommunications Tower in the vicinity of 222 E. Donovan Rd., Santa Maria, CA 93454. Public comments regarding potential effects from this site on historic properties may be submitted within 30‑days from the date of this publication to: Project 61146775‑JC c/o EBI Consulting, 11445 East Via Linda, Suite 2 #472; Scottsdale, AZ 85259, jcastells@ebiconsulting.com, or 619.548.3798 Published Sep 11, 2014. NOTICE OF INTENTION TO AMEND CONFLICT‑OF‑INTEREST CODE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the Mosquito and Vector Management District of Santa Barbara County (“MVMDSBC”), proposes to amend its Conflict‑of‑Interest Code to include an employee position who is involved in MVMDSBC decisions that may foreseeably have a material effect on any financial interest, as set forth in

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§87302(a) of the Government Code. The Conflict‑of‑Interest Code designates employees that must file a Form 700 Statement of Economic Interests. A written explanation of the reasons and basis for the proposed amendment is available on request. Any interested person may submit written comments relating to the proposed amendments by submitting them in writing no later than November 10, 2014 or at the conclusion of the public hearing, if requested. Any interested person must request a public hearing no later than October 27, 2014. Submit requests for information, comments or public hearing requests by contacting David Chang, General Manager, Mosquito and Vector Management District of Santa Barbara County; PO Box 1389, Summerland CA 93067; dchang@mvmdistrict.org Published Oct 2, 2014.

Summons SUMMONS ‑ (Family Law) NOTICE TO REPONDENT: TROY ALLEN OSTBOE AVISO AL DEMANDANDO: Petitioner’s name is: MAUREEN HOPE OSTBOE Nombre del demandante: CASE NUMBER: (Numero del caso) 1466796 You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL‑120 or FL‑123) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self‑Help Center (www.courts.ca.­gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services website (www.lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association. NOTICE‑RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE ON PAGE 2: are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. These orders are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them. FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party. Tiene 30 dias calendario despues de haber recibido la entrega legal de esta Citacion y Peticion para presentar una Respuesta (formulario FL‑120 o FL‑123) ante la corte y efectuar la entrega legal de una copia al demandante. Una carta o llamada telefonica o una audiencia de la corte no basta para protegerto. Si no presenta su Respuesta a tiempo,

la corte puede dar ordenes que afecten su matrimonio o pareja de hecho, sus bienes y la custodia de sus hijos. La corte tambien le puede ordenar que pague manutencion, y honorarios y costos legales. Para asesoramiento legal, pongase en contacto de inmediato con un abogado. Puede obtener informacion para encountrar un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.­sucorte.ca.gov), en el sitio web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.­lawhelpca.org) o poniendose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado. AVISO‑LAS ORDENES DE RESTRICCION SE ENCUENTRAN EN LA PAGINA 2: valen para ambos conyuges o pareja de hecho hasta que se despida la peticion, se emita un fallo o la corte de otras ordenes. Cualquier autoridad de la ley que haya recibido o visto una copia de estas ordenes puede hacerlas acerlas acater en cualquier lugar de California. EXENCION DE CUOTAS: Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario un formulario de exencion de cuotas. La corte puede ordenar que usted pague, ya sea en parte o por completo, las cuotas y costos de la corte previamente exentos a peticion de usted o de la otra parte. 1.The name and address of the court are (El nombre y direccion de la corte son): SANTA BARBARA COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 1100 Anacapa Street P.O. Box 21107 Santa Barbara, CA 93121‑1107. 2. The name, address, and telephone number of the petitioner’s attorney, or the petitioner without an attorney, are: (El nombre, direcion y numero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante si no tiene abogado, son): Dated Apr 24, 2014. LARRY LABORDE, CFLS, SBN: 151975 LABORDE & DAUGHERTY EL CENTRO BUILDING SANTA BARBARA, CA 93101; (805) 963‑4567 Darrel E. Parker, Execcutive Officer; Clerk, by (Secretario, por) Susan Donjuan, Deputy (Asistente) Published Oct 2, 9, 16, 2014 SUMMONS ‑ (Family Law) NOTICE TO REPONDENT: JAVIER LIBORIO APARICIO AVISO AL DEMANDANDO: Petitioner’s name is: MARINA N. MORAN Nombre del demandante: CASE NUMBER:(Numero del caso) 1466910 You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL‑120 or FL‑123) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self‑Help Center (www.courts.ca.­gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services website

(www.lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association. NOTICE‑RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE ON PAGE 2: are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. These orders are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them. FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party. Tiene 30 dias calendario despues de haber recibido la entrega legal de esta Citacion y Peticion para presentar una Respuesta (formulario FL‑120 o FL‑123) ante la corte y efectuar la entrega legal de una copia al demandante. Una carta o llamada telefonica o una audiencia de la corte no basta para protegerto. Si no presenta su Respuesta a tiempo, la corte puede dar ordenes que afecten su matrimonio o pareja de hecho, sus bienes y la custodia de sus hijos. La corte tambien le puede ordenar que pague manutencion, y honorarios y costos legales. Para asesoramiento legal, pongase en contacto de inmediato con un abogado. Puede obtener informacion para encountrar un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.­ sucorte.ca.gov), en el sitio web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.­ lawhelpca.org) o poniendose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado. AVISO‑LAS ORDENES DE RESTRICCION SE ENCUENTRAN EN LA PAGINA 2: valen para ambos conyuges o pareja de hecho hasta que se despida la peticion, se emita un fallo o la corte de otras ordenes. Cualquier autoridad de la ley que haya recibido o visto una copia de estas ordenes puede hacerlas acerlas acater en cualquier lugar de California. EXENCION DE CUOTAS: Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario un formulario de exencion de cuotas. La corte puede ordenar que usted pague, ya sea en parte o por completo, las cuotas y costos de la corte previamente exentos a peticion de usted o de la otra parte. 1.The name and address of the court are (El nombre y direccion de la corte son): SANTA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT 1100 Anacapa Street P.O. Box 21107 Santa Barbara, CA 93121‑1107. 2. The name, address, and telephone number of the petitioner’s attorney, or the petitioner without an attorney, are: (El nombre, direcion y numero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante si no tiene abogado, son): Dated May 01, 2014. ELIZABETH DIAZ, SBN: 284731, ROBLES‑MUZINICH,APC 418 E. Canon Perdido Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; (805) 966‑9696. Darrel E. Parker, Execcutive Officer; Clerk, by (Secretario, por) Susan Donjuan, Deputy (Asistente) Published Oct 2, 9, 16, 2014

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