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MARCH 27-APRIL 2, 2019 | Volume 46, Issue 13

NEWS OPINION 5 NEWS 7 DAYS, CLAYTOONZ AND THIS MODERN WORLD 6 SECOND-HOME PERK 9 Rich folks are getting tax breaks—what else is new?

MUCHO GUSTO 11 Ever-expanding trails for hikes ‘n’ bikes ‘n’ horses crisscross Santa Fe, so get on ‘em

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SOLD FOR SEX Human trafficking and sexual slavery are definitely problems in New Mexico—but how do we combat the problem when agencies can’t agree on the definition of “sex trafficking”?

THE ENTHUSIAST 17 A MORE EQUITABLE OUTDOORS A new state outdoor equity grant program aims to kickstart new businesses and get kids outside

REMIX Audio Bar’s Justin Ray, aka DJ 13pieces, has begun putting out mixes crafted by the café’s patronage of DJs while spearheading a music education initiative. It’s a damn fine cup of coffee, too.

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Like so many socialist schemes, a public bank sounds great in theory. In practice, however, it would only become a moral hazard, enlarging our local culture of corrupt political patronage.

Our new mayor nailed his colors to the mast when he stubbornly resisted investigating the management pay raise scandal he inherited.

Webber immediately made it clear his top priority is to ingratiate himself with the local political establishment. ...

Santa Fe already has a 70 percent bigger staff than cities of comparable size. Webber is paid more than the mayor of Albuquerque, a city seven times our size. ...

Fiscally prudent North Dakota does not compare with a liberal-socialist leaning New Mexico, reflected in Lujan-Grisham’s attempted 25 percent overnight increase in the state budget. The current arrangement with Wells Fargo offers two major advantages: A) financial strength and safety, B) independence from local political influence.

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money in their pockets. Just duh! I regularly spend money I shouldn’t on a pricey meal, and when it’s a good value it’s memorable.

(La Boca when Lone Piñon is playing.)

When it’s not, it’s infuriating, and part of why some old traditions in New Mexico should go away (like brutish bad service).

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DON’T BOTHER I no longer even bother looking at restaurant websites as they are invariably full of misinformation.

Went up to Sugar Nymphs in Peñasco last fall because their website said they were open.

Got there only to be told they were closed.

Winter hours!

No apology. Rude girl said tough luck. Will never go back.

PS: My “favorite” peeve are the restaurants that say they serve till 9 pm. Show up at 8:30 to be told “we’re closed.” Finished serving. If you do get in and you’re the only one there, the vibe is, “When are you going to leave?”

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Thanks for the foodie article! My friend is from NYC and I’m from the Left Coast.

As recent transplants we are amazed at the cavalier, almost foolish, hours posted (or not) by restaurants. We have a fave— good food, but closed after 3 pm and on weekends. We say their motto is “if you’re hungry, we don’t care.” I’ve also been disappointed by young, untrained servers who snicker their way through their ineptitude.

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Second-Home Perk Tax breaks for vacation home owners leave new homebuyers picking up the government’s bill

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ith all this talk about a housing shortage in Santa Fe, there are plenty of homes that aren’t occupied by someone who actually lives here. An estimated 15 percent of homes in the city don’t have full-time occupants, a figure from the 2013-2017 American Community Survey by the US Census Bureau, which includes vacation homes, shortterm rentals and investment properties.

And, according to Christie’s International Real Estate, Santa Fe was the hottest market for luxury second homes in the world in 2018.

Yet those property owners are getting a tax advantage aimed at stopping gentrification from affecting longtime residents. Under New Mexico’s tax code, a law intended to help locals cope with spiking property values also gives the owners of these mostly vacant homes huge tax breaks.

The law, which has been in place since 2001 and is intended to combat the phenomenon of tax lightning (excessively fast tax increases), caps the amount that homeowners’ property values could increase year over year at 3 percent. At the time, the hope was that, for example, a woman who had owned a home on Canyon Road for decades wouldn’t be crushed under high property taxes as wealthy newcomers flowed into the neighborhood.

As soon as a property owner sells the home, however, the county assessor is

supposed to then assign it market value, and the new owner pays tax on that value. This has resulted in a system where people are encouraged by tax policy to hold on to properties for long periods of time rather than selling them. It also has reaped huge benefits for people the law had no intention of helping: landlords, investors and people who own second or third homes.

“When I first saw that it wasn’t limited to owner-occupants, I thought, ‘You’re fucking kidding me!’” says Mike Loftin, executive director of local housing equity nonprofit Homewise.

In less colorful language, Santa Fe state Rep. Matthew McQueen has the same rhetorical question. He introduced a bill at this year’s legislative session that would limit the 3 percent cap to owner-occupants, but the measure never made it to the House floor for a vote.

“If your home is a second home, or if it’s a rental or investment property, or if it’s owned by a corporation, then you probably don’t need the 3 percent cap,” McQueen tells SFR. “My bill would limit the cap to owner-occupied primary residences. … People recognize that the current situation is problematic, and this was at least a partial fix.”

At the Las Campanas development northwest of Santa Fe, second homes are the bread and butter.

“I’d say 70-30,” says Jonathan Bartlett, vice president of sales at Las Campanas.

“Seventy percent second homes, 30 percent primary.”

The luxury home development has over 900 units and its own country club that features a golf course, equestrian center, spa and a tennis court.

Homes in the area, which also includes the Monte Sereno and Las Dos subdivisions, sold for, on average, $848,000 in

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A bill that would have taxed non-occupied homes at market rate didn’t make it through the Legislative session.

the last quarter of 2018, according to data from the Santa Fe Association of Realtors.

Those homes are part of a record-high median home price for all single-family dwellings in the city and county that reached $460,000. SFAR Government Affairs Director Donna Reynolds says those astronomical numbers notwithstanding, the market needs to serve everyone.

“We need to provide housing to everyone, including people who are buying second homes and people who are living here full-time,” she tells SFR. The tax break policy, however, has severe implications for people looking to move to Santa Fe, or for young people looking to buy their first home or upsize into a better one, according to Loftin.

Because the tax code heavily favors people who have owned their homes longer, including people who live elsewhere but own homes in town, much of the city’s tax burden falls on new arrivals or people who recently bought a home.

It also can have the effect of stifling de-

velopment, according to McQueen.

“Currently, if you want to build new rental units, you have to compete with current rental units that have the benefit of not being taxed at their current and correct market value,” McQueen says. “You have a competitive disadvantage. Maybe if that playing field was leveled, you’d get some new units on the market.”

Because of another relatively complicated element of the tax code, called the yield control formula, property taxes go up and down depending on the market to keep revenues relatively constant. If the 3 percent cap was repealed, taxpayers on the lower end of the income distribution could see their taxes go down.

“If we start making second-home owners, vacation-home owners and investment-home owners pay their fair share of their valuation of property, everybody else’s taxes go down,” Loftin says.

“Why are we subsidizing vacation homes? It makes no sense,” he continues.

“It’s just a no-brainer.”

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Mucho GUSTO Unified plan puts new paths to connect Santa Fe city center to La Tierra Trails

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to get easements on the land for some of these trails would take years in some cases,” he says, “but each new connection brings us one step closer to our goal.”

David Shaha, who came down this week from Taos to ride, tells SFR the La Tierra Trails are known among the mountain biker community further north because of the many well-maintained, well-marked trails that crisscross terrain perfect for any skill level. “You guys are very lucky to have this resource so close to town,” Shaha says.

Ben and Monika Stokes, a mother-son duo from Connecticut decked in professional-looking gear, came to Santa Fe for spring break. Ben is on his local youth cycling team at home, and they were looking for a place where they could train and ski during the same vacation.

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t would be so awesome to be able to just ride in from town,” Santa Fean Alysia Lujan tells SFR as she stops to catch her breath on one of the La Tierra Trails that branch off from the popular La Cuchara trailhead parking lot behind Unity Santa Fe Church, off Highway 599. “I don’t have a bike rack on my car.”

There’s no question that Santa Fe loves the outdoors, and the many choices of public trails within a 20-minute drive of the city are part of its charm. Yet many of these places are hard to reach by bike or by foot without taking the risk of sharing a busy highway or narrow road with notoriously reckless New Mexico drivers.

This is why Santa Fe’s Grand Unified Santa Fe Trail Organization, GUSTO for short, has spent years steadily increasing the number of pedestrian and bike trails that connect our outdoor open spaces.

Most recently, GUSTO volunteers completed two new connector trails on the north side of Santa Fe that link the La Tierra Trail System north of the relief route with easily accessible urban paths leading towards the center of the city.

On Saturday, the organization plans to lead groups of hikers and bikers from the Santa Fe Railyard along a loop that’s newly made possible.

“Connectivity is what GUSTO is all about,” says Tim Rogers, GUSTO’s trail manager. “Especially for bikers, these two new trails make it possible to get out there from downtown without having to use a car at all.”

The organization was founded by the Santa Fe Conservation Trust with the ambitious goal to create a sustainable and well-connected trail system around the entire metropolitan area of Santa Fe with a looped network of multi-use paths that would link each of Santa Fe’s existing and well-loved trail areas by 2020. Looking back, Rogers chuckles at the naivete of this initial timeline.

“We had no idea that to work with private landowners and public entities

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Santa Fe’s Grand Unified Santa Fe Trail Organization, GUSTO for short, has spent years steadily increasing the number of pedestrian and bike trails that connect our outdoor open spaces.

ratio of 12-to-1, by SFR’s informal count.

And while we found this surprising, Randy Randall, director of Tourism Santa Fe, says access to trails for hiking and biking is integral to Santa Fe’s quickly growing reputation as an outdoor recreation destination. “The International Mountain Biking Association gave Santa Fe a silver ranking—that puts us among some of the top biking destinations in the world,” he says.

David Bell, owner of Mellow Velo bike shop, says the bike tourism industry has definitely benefited from the expansion of trails around the city. But Sarah Noss, executive director of the Santa Fe Conservation Trust, says community access and local participation is the primary purpose of the GUSTO trails, which are all built by volunteers and community groups. The trust furthers this mission with programs such as Vamonos, which leads community walks along urban trails in the city, and a program called Passport to Trails that takes fourth- and fifth-graders from schools in the Southside to hike the Dale Ball Trails.

“For us the trails are about building community, about nurturing the next generation of conservationists,” says Noss.

Yet the goal of equitable access to nature highlights a disparity in the equity of Santa Fe’s geography. For the most part, the northeast hills of the city contain the trails—and also the neighborhoods with the highest home values. Noss tells SFR that the rapid expansion of Southside neighborhoods has made developing dirt recreation trails in the area difficult.

“We are trying to be as equitable as possible by making sure that everyone has access to the wilderness through our trail systems,” she says, “and by making all community members aware that trails are a free resource that are available to all.”

• Park at the intersection of Tano and Ridgetop roads. The trail is most clearly marked by a sign on the west side of the intersection.

After about 10 minutes on foot heading west, the path intersects with a well-used (though unofficial) track leading into the La Tierra Trail system. SFR advises use of a trail map in this area that still lacks signage.

• From the Tano and Ridgetop intersection headed east, the path connects down to a paved urban trail that ends in a neighborhood near the De Vargas Center.

The Dog Park Connection: • Going north on Paseo de Las Vistas past the Frank Ortiz Dog Park on the left, take the first right onto Buckman Road, then right onto Camino de Los Montoyas. The trail is on the right and is marked by a hiker utility gate. Follow the green Santa Fe hiker signs that mark the correct path at confusing intersections.

This trail leads to a Santa Fe Relief Route underpass and eventually to the La Cuchara Trailhead behind the Unity Santa Fe Church. From here, trails lead into the greater La Tierra Trail system.

GUSTO OPEN HOUSE 3-6 pm Friday March 29; 9-11 am Saturday March 30.

Free. Railyard Park Community Room, 701 Callejon St. GUSTO TRAILS SAMPLER Saturday March 30. Free.

Bike ride leaves from Railyard Community Room (701 Callejon St.) at 11 am; hike meets at trailhead at North Ridgetop and Avenida Rincon at 11:15 am; horse ride meets at La Tierra Trails/ Frijoles Trailhead at 11:15 am.

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Roach bought her a meal and drove her to a motel, where she rented a room.

Inside, he took away her cellphone and ID and told Grassbaugh she now belonged to him.

He imposed several rules: She wasn’t allowed to go anywhere without him or contact anyone without his approval. She was required to call him “Daddy.” For insurance, Roach reminded her that he knew where her father and brother lived.

And he showed her a picture of her grandmother’s house in another state.

Roach advertised Grassbaugh online, offering sex with her in exchange for money, all of which he kept.

She was forced to work from 7 am every morning until 4 am the next day. If men stopped calling, she was allowed a few hours to sleep, but at 7 am, she was on duty again.

One day, he drove her into the desert west of Albuquerque.

“He beat the hell out of me with his pistol, and told me that he would bury me out there if I tried to leave or if I disobeyed him,” Grassbaugh tells SFR. Once, when Roach thought she’d tried to contact someone without his permission, he beat her with the telephone in a motel room until her skin split open and blood gushed down her face. He then informed her he planned to sell her to another pimp—a transaction that, if completed, would mark the fourth trafficker in just a few years who considered her his property.

Grassbaugh escaped soon after, with help from a Santa Fe-based nonprofit that aids sex trafficking survivors and police. She went on to testify in court against Roach for nearly 10 hours, helping prosecutors send him to prison for more than a decade.

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n 2015, Dallas Grassbaugh was 23, homeless and supporting a debilitating drug habit by selling her body for sex. Then she met Shane Roach. She’d already escaped two sex traffickers by then, and Roach, an aspiring hip-hop artist from Albuquerque, promised he could help and protect her.

SFR spoke with survivors and reviewed sex trafficking cases rooted in Santa Fe, Albuquerque and other states that bear numerous similarities to those here. Victim advocates and one of the state’s leading law enforcement experts on the issue say trafficking is rampant across New Mexico. Women report being sold for sex online, in motel rooms, massage parlors, casinos, truck stops and at camps set up to house oil and gas workers.

But examining the scope of trafficking in New Mexico and whether it’s on the rise here is difficult; there are no uniform terms used by law enforcement agencies

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Traffickers The hospitality industry has faced heavy criticism—and litigation—as an alleged link in the trafficking chain in New Mexico and elsewhere.

and prosecutors for trafficking-related crimes.

For example, when SFR asked the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Department for data on trafficking cases, spokesman Juan Rios responded: “What is your definition of sex trafficking?”

Further complicating the picture, the state’s police and sheriff’s departments don’t mandate training for officers and deputies on how to identify sex traffickers or their victims, which can be a nuanced, difficult job, because the crimes are designed to be hidden in plain sight.

Figures provided by the state attorney general’s office show sex trafficking investigations holding steady at about 40 cases a year since 2016.

Santa Fe Police Chief Andrew Padilla declined to be interviewed for this story, referring questions to a sergeant who never responded.

Kyle Hartsock is the special agent in charge of criminal investigations for the Bernalillo County District Attorney’s Office. Previously, he spent 15 years with the Bernalillo County Sheriff ’s Office, where he created the Ghost Unit, a specially trained group of deputies who worked numerous sex trafficking and child exploitation cases. Hartsock says sex traffickers are preying on women across New Mexico, particularly those struggling with a drug or alcohol addiction.

“It’s more prevalent than anyone has accurate records on,” Hartsock tells SFR. “A big part of that is misidentification of what trafficking looks like.”

Inconsistent definitions make tracking trend lines around the state tricky.

What one agency deems a case of sex trafficking, another agency may classify

It’s more prevalent than anyone has accurate records on. A big part of that is misidentification of what trafficking looks like.

-Kyle Hartsock, Bernalillo County District Attorney’s Office

as a case of domestic violence.

Sex trafficking falls under New Mexico statutes in the broader category of “human trafficking,” defined as someone knowingly recruiting, soliciting, enticing, transporting or otherwise forcing a person to perform labor or services, or forcing them to engage in sexual activity.

But that definition doesn’t kick in for sex trafficking cases until the prosecution phase; it doesn’t apply to investigations by police.

Hartsock says he’s seen countless cases in which investigators missed obvious warning signs that someone was the victim of sex trafficking. Officers most commonly mistake sex trafficking

for domestic violence or drug cases. He attributes this to a lack of training within law enforcement agencies.

“There’s no mandated training that I know of that has to do with human trafficking or sex trafficking,” he says.

“I think it should be part of the Department of Public Safety standards that every new police officer should have to go through training to recognize what these victims look like. But right now, most of the training is reserved for detectives.”

Hartsock says better training for detectives statewide would help, but courses for patrol officers could potentially make an even bigger difference.

Detectives only speak with trafficking victims after they’ve been identified as a victim (or suspected perpetrator) of a crime. Every other interaction a victim has with a police officer—with someone who might be able to free them—is with patrol officers.

Most victims of trafficking report being coached by their traffickers on how to answer questions asked by police, advocates and authorities say. Some are instructed not to speak at all. Others are told to say they do not have a pimp and have chosen to work as an escort. If the officer who’s questioning them hasn’t received the training needed to spot the signs of sex trafficking, that officer could simply believe the scripted answers, or assume they don’t want help.

Prostitution is illegal everywhere in the US, except for parts of Nevada.

Still, many adults do willingly, safely and consensually sell sex. However, trafficking advocacy groups say that, in New Mexico, most adults offering sexual services are being forced or coerced in some manner.

Traffickers are also increasingly preying on children; homeless and runaway teens are especially popular targets.

Jazmine Goodman, a victim advocate for the Albuquerque nonprofit Spoken For, says most homeless children are approached by a trafficker within the first 48 to 72 hours of being on the streets.

“They approach them with these empty promises of a better life,” she tells SFR, “but then they quickly turn to control and abusive relationships that almost immediately turn into some sort of trafficking situation.”

Traffickers hunt for victims online

John Dompierre and Andrew Wyatt are accused of forcing women into sex trafficking in Santa Fe. The men are among eight people indicted for the crime last year and awaiting trail. Shane Roach has already been convicted.

John Dompierre

Andrew Wyatt

Shane Roach

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and in person, and employ a variety of tactics when targeting a victim. Most look for vulnerabilities to exploit: problems at home, recent painful breakups, financial troubles or insecurities about their appearance.

Increasingly through the years, traffickers have used the internet to sell women’s and girls’ bodies. For years, the website most prominently used to advertise sex was Backpage.com, which was often criticized for facilitating sex trafficking and the trafficking of children. On April 6, 2018, federal authorities seized Backpage’s domain name, following a raid on the home of one of its founders. In late April 2018, the company pleaded guilty to human trafficking in Texas.

Shortly following Backpage’s closure, President Trump signed off on new laws, known as FOSTA/SESTA, intended to give prosecutors more power to go after websites thought to be enabling sex traf-

Feds shut down a popular website called Backpage in 2018, when the company pleaded guilty to trafficking crimes.

ficking. Some applauded the new laws, hoping they would remove a valuable tool used by traffickers.

But the New Mexico AG’s Office tells SFR the federal laws have not reduced trafficking in the state. In 2016, the office took on 43 sex trafficking investigations.

That figure dipped to 36 in 2017, then ticked back up to 42 last year.

With the closure of Backpage, traffickers moved their sex ads to other websites and smartphone apps. It also took away a tool used by police to find and arrest traffickers.

Hartsock and his team frequently used Backpage in their investigations. He says Backpage’s closure not only makes it more difficult to track the traffickers, it makes it harder to judge how much trafficking is happening in New Mexico.

“Backpage gave us a medium where

you could gauge increase or decrease of prostitution ads, and with it gone, it just decentralized it and makes it harder to detect,” he says. “It’s also moving to applications like Tinder and Snapchat that you can’t really do daily counts on because of the way the platform’s set up.”

The hospitality industry has faced heavy criticism—and litigation—as an alleged link in the trafficking chain in New Mexico and elsewhere. Lawyers and advocates say operators have not done enough to prevent these activities, and have not provided staff proper training on ways to spot the signs of trafficking.

Annie McAdams, of the Texasbased law firm Annie McAdams P C, h a s f i l e d multiple lawsuits a g a i n s t m o t e l s, alleging willful participation in the trafficking of women and girls. Last month, McAdams filed a suit in New Mexico against the Albuquerque Motel 6 on University Boulevard, which is located just off the interchange for I-25 and I-40.

The lawsuit, filed in District Court in Albuquerque on behalf of a sex trafficking survivor listed in court filings as “Jane Doe #17,” alleges the underage victim was “instructed by her trafficker to meet johns” at the motel, and that despite a “constant flow of male customers” to and from the girl’s room, the motel’s staff refused to take steps to alert authorities.

Motel 6 did not respond to a request for comment.

ers move from city to city, even enlisting women who are being trafficked themselves as a sort of go-between to ensnare other women.

According to an affidavit for an arrest warrant he filed in state District Court, the Bernalillo County Sheriff ’s Office rescued a 16-year-old girl—referred to as “Jane Doe” in court records due to her age—who had been transported from Albuquerque to Santa Fe in late 2017 by two women working as prostitutes.

BCSO’s investigation found that, though the two women worked for a pimp named Andrew Wyatt, he’d given them some time off and they wanted to earn some money that Wyatt wouldn’t keep.

According to police, they went to Santa Fe because the work was more lucrative than in Albuquerque. In a text message

I had to reach out for help, otherwise I knew my family would never see me again.

In a case Hartsock worked in late 2017 and early 2018, he uncovered some of the intricate ways in which trafficking works in New Mexico—and how traffick-

-Dallas Grassbaugh, trafficking survivor obtained by police, one of the women said the last time she worked in Santa Fe she made $700.

One of the women insisted they bring Jane Doe with them, a “youngin” she had once worked with, and the trio rented a room at a motel on Cerrillos Road. They stayed there for four days, and each day, ads offering sex with Jane Doe were posted online. Jane Doe told police she did not post the ads herself, that she was forced to have sex with three to four men each day while in Santa Fe, and that she was forced to pay for the room and food.

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How you can help Common signs of sex trafficking include young girls who are accompanied by a much older person; a woman who won’t speak for herself or doesn’t seem allowed to answer questions on her own; someone who doesn’t have any sort of identification; and anyone who won’t look others in the eye.

Christine Barber, executive director of Street Safe New Mexico, says if something looks suspicious, don’t hesitate to report what you’ve seen. “The biggest thing is to trust your gut,” she says. “If it looks weird, then it is weird. Don’t overthink it.”

The National Human Trafficking Hotline is 888-373-7888.

In New Mexico, The Life Link operates a human trafficking hotline at 505-GET-FREE. If you’re in need of help, spot something suspicious or want more information on how to combat sex trafficking, you can call or text either number 24 hours a day.

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every dollar paid by men for sex with Jane Doe, and that she tried to negotiate a new payment structure with Wyatt wherein he would keep 50 percent of what the woman earned, but the woman would keep 100 percent of what Jane Doe earned.

After leaving Santa Fe, Jane Doe was transported to the Phoenix, Arizona, area by a man named John Dompierre.

There, she was again sold for sex online.

In April of 2018, Dompierre, Wyatt and six others—Chante Bickham, Camara Cherry-Amos, Breeauna Langton, Keron Eugene Lucious, Jason L Jackson and Devin Perkins—were indicted on federal child sex trafficking charges in connection to this case. On March 11, Jackson was convicted of trafficking a minor. The other cases are still pending trial.

Another survivor who spoke with SFR on the condition of anonymity says she was lured to New Mexico from a different state by a man she met on social media. She’d been having family problems, and he told her he could help get her away from the situation by giving her a place to stay—all she had to do was get to Albuquerque. So she bought a plane ticket.

When she arrived, he confiscated all her belongings and beat her repeatedly before locking her in a closet. She was unconscious for a long period of time; she believes it could even have been several days. Once she regained conciousness, the man photographed her in lingerie and posted the photos online in an ad selling her for sex.

Like Grassbaugh, she wasn’t allowed to speak to or see anyone without his approval, and the threat of another beating always loomed. He took her to motels near the Albuquerque International Sunport where she met the men who called the number in the ads. The trafficker kept every cent.

When not in a motel being forced to sell herself to strangers, he kept her locked inside his home. One day, he went to the airport to pick up another girl and forgot to lock the door. Realizing it was her best chance to escape, she ran to a neighbor’s house, banged on the door and pleaded for help. The neighbor helped her call police.

Her trafficker was arrested and she was taken to Santa Fe where she found help from The Life Link, a nonprofit with a mission to work for the “hungry, homeless and displaced,” that aids survivors of sex trafficking and others rebuild their lives by providing housing, access to education and help finding jobs.

The Life Link offers services to displaced individuals.

NATIONAL National Center for Missing and Exploited Children 800-THE-LOST missingkids.com

National Human Trafficking Hotline 888-373-7888 humantraffickinghotline.org

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her to another pimp. She was in a motel room in Albuquerque awaiting the other man’s arrival when she decided to call.

“I had to reach out for help, otherwise I knew my family would never see me again,” she says.

Because she was in immediate danger, The Life Link advised her to call police in Albuquerque.

It was a risky call to make. If police viewed her as a victim of a crime and arrested the man who’d been holding her captive, she would be free. If they didn’t believe her or didn’t arrest him, at best she would receive another vicious beating or be arrested herself. At worst, Roach, who always carried a gun, would make good on his promise to bury her in the desert.

She made the call.

“I ended up getting scared after calling and hanging up,” she says. “At that point, they had already zeroed in on my location and they came anyway.”

Police arrived and took her in for questioning. She was safe—for now. But Roach still hadn’t been arrested. What she didn’t know was that while she was being questioned, police were working to determine his identity.

Internet searches identified Roach and, through surveillance, police learned he was trafficking other women as well. They arrested him in a sting operation on June 29, 2015.

Roach was charged with human trafficking, conspiracy to commit human trafficking, kidnapping and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Grassbaugh testified against him. In a courtroom full of strangers, she re-lived every horrible detail about the things Roach forced her to do, and the brutal beatings she received.

“I was on the stand from about 8 o’clock in the morning until 6 o’clock at night,” she says.

After a four-day trial, the jury deliberated for about three hours. When they came back, they announced they’d found Roach guilty of sex trafficking. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison, and is incarcerated in Arizona.

While cops, courts and government agencies may have different definitions of sex trafficking, members of law enforcement, lawyers and victims’ advocates all agree that every single day, women are being forced to sell sex.

“People think Albuquerque is too small, or Santa Fe is too small—when actually, it’s happening very, very often,” says Goodman of Spoken For. “We have a lot of it happening within our cities, and it’s really important that we change that mentality that we don’t have to talk about it here.”

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A More Equitable Outdoors State lawmakers advance a bill that would create an outdoor recreation division and grant program

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hen Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham executes her plan next week to sign into law a bill to create an outdoor recreation division, it’ll come with a first-in-the-nation outdoor equity grant program aimed at issuing microgrants to organizations that take low-income youth outdoors in New Mexico. The goal is to fund opportunities for kids to scuff their shins and get dirt under their fingernails.

Rep. Angelica Rubio, D-Las Cruces, who co-authored the portion of the bill creating the grant program, says she felt that for the state to do outdoor recreation right, it needed to use this opportunity to promote equality.

“I believe that access to the outdoors is a human right,” she says. “I also believe it’s a public health issue.”

And, she adds, after their experiences hiking, biking, fishing or hunting, some of these kids may grow up to run the kinds of businesses this initiative hopes to spark.

The effort has the support of 30 New Mexico organizations and companies, from the New Mexico Wildlife Federation, the Sierra Club and Conservation Voters New Mexico, to Indigenous Women Rising and PFLAG Las Cruces, as well as 18 national organizations, including Latinos Outdoors, Hispanics Enjoying Camping, Hunting and the Outdoors (HECHO), and REI. They jointly signed a letter to the governor in support of the office and the equity grant fund.

“As we focus the [Office of Outdoor Recreation’s] mission of attracting tourists and outside investment to benefit New Mexico’s economy, we should also focus on giving those same recreation and education opportunities to the underserved youth of our state—a state that has fallen to last in child well-being, hunger, and education, and second-to-last in childhood economic well-being,” the letter reads. “If we do not simultaneously invest in our children and give them the opportunity to enjoy the same public lands and natural resources we are trying to promote to visitors, we will be once

again failing our most precious resource, the youth of New Mexico.”

That New Mexico’s local economy takes a hit in tandem with extractive industries was front and center during the recently concluded Legislative session. Lawmakers debated how to regulate the oil and gas industry that’s been so generous for the state’s budget, and how to help the Farmington area recover economically from the pending closure of the San Juan Generating Station. In an effort to loosen that dependence, some communities have been looking toward outdoor recreation.

Ostensibly, this office would aid that effort, and the choice to house this division in the state Economic Development Department signals its priorities. Backers say unlike the “New Mexico True” tourism effort, this one is about attracting and opening new businesses.

“It’s for the purpose of growing jobs in all corners of the state, as well as promoting the outdoor recreation assets,” Sen. Jeff Steinborn, D-Las Cruces, said during the Senate floor debate on the bill. “It’s a way to grow our economy. It’s a way to diversify our economy.”

The outdoor equity fund is allocated just $100,000, but private companies and other organizations have already made

soft commitments to adding to those dollars.

“This is also a mechanism to further diversify our economy, but I think there are still some in this body who don’t yet see that vision, so my hope is that over the next 10 years, we start to invest more and more because we know the return on investment is that much bigger,” Rubio says.

Utah established the first outdoor recreation office in the nation in 2013, and its first director, Brad Peterson, has encouraged his peers in other states to be “pro-recreation and not anti-anything else” and proactive about inserting themselves into key issues. For example, he made sure a leasing plan for oil and gas in southern Utah took outdoor recreation into account. His successor has piloted a grant program for improvements to campgrounds and trails. The outdoors has provided a boom for the state—research paid for by the Outdoor Industry Association tallied $12.3 billion in consumer spending and 110,000 direct jobs. Arches National Park, near Moab, has seen such high visitation that park managers contemplated launching a reservation system just to get in the gates, then shut that effort down when the town realized how its economy would suffer with even a slight drop in tourism.

The Colorado Outdoor Recreation Industry Office, launched in 2015, partnered with the University of Colorado Boulder MBA program to develop Blueprint 2.0 to help rural communities identify opportunities to grow. The state sees $28 billion in consumer spending around the outdoors, and 229,000 direct jobs—a tall order for New Mexico if lawmakers are serious about trying to catch up to that kind of economic engine.

“It’s not going to be immediate, it’s going to be over the course of a generation,” Rubio says. “But that’s why we’re hopeful about this equity fund — it will change the scope and the trajectory of where our young people are at.”

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IN A FLASH Kurt Vonnegut famously recounted a bombedout WWII Dresden as looking like the surface of the moon in 1969’s Slaughterhouse-Five. Indeed, the toll of the war’s bombings is honestly unknowable, but for lecturer John Gardner, we might catch a glimpse into some of its terror. Gardner was a schoolboy growing up in Birmingham, England, between 1939 and 1945, and now, in his talk “A Boyhood in the Blitz,” he leads participants on an illustrated guide of the carnage, destruction and, ultimately, the hope.

Presented by the Renesan Institute, Gardner’s lecture also covers his exodus to America, where he worked as a writer and director for Sandia Labs in Albuquerque. (ADV)

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A Boyhood in the Blitz: 1 pm Thursday March 28. $15. St. John’s United Methodist Church, 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-5397.

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ART OPENING FRI/29 NEW GALLERY ALERT “I’ve worked for other people and I’ve done my own thing, but what I miss about being a private art dealer is just talking to people,” Ylise Kessler says. The arts champ kicks off a new gallery space, aptly dubbed Ylise Kessler Gallery, on Montezuma Avenue this week. There, you’ll find an inaugural show of all New Mexico artists, though in a diverse array of mediums—and, when we spoke with Kessler, she was in New York City scouting another batch of artists to potentially import to the new venue. “The Santa Fe gallery is going to be my hub,” she tells SFR, “but ... I’m also thinking of traveling, doing popup shows, having an online presence; salons, where instead of being talked at about art, we talk together.” Color us intrigued. (ADV) Ylise Kessler Gallery Inaugural Exhibit: 5 pm Friday March 29. Free. Ylise Kessler Gallery, 333 Montezuma Ave.

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MUSIC SAT/30 CHACKO-TASTIC We really dig on musician Jacob Chacko’s band Cult Tourist, so when he announced he’d be branching off into the solo realm (quietly, to us, at a different concert), we knew we needed to know more. But how can we learn when nothing exists yet? We can’t, but it’s worth checking out on reputation alone. Chacko’s an introspective type, musically, but a sharer as well; a bit of a weirdo with high-feeling lyrics and an indie-rock bent that feels more like generosity than emotional vampirism. Of course, that’s really just what we know of him from Cult Tourist. Either way, we’re excited to check his new jams and feels, because it feels like months of waiting have all come to this. He probably didn’t know we cared so much. Sorry if we freaked you out, Chacko.

Cult Tourist cohort Will Schreitz performs as well.

(ADV) Chacko Luv and Will Schreitz: 8:30 pm Saturday March 30. Free. Desert Dogs Brewery and Cidery, 112 W San Francisco St., Ste. 307, 983-0134.

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Goats are the GOAT These human and animal kids are the Greatest Of All Time We are grown adults, but get us anywhere near KidFest and we will straight-up dash to the front of a line of toddlers to be first to feed some baby goats.

Camino de Paz School and Farm, located just west of Española, hosts the springtime celebration of its new generation of goats each year to invite the public not only to pet the cutest creatures ever, but to learn about the school and its mission.

The 20 or so students, mostly from Santa Fe and Rio Arriba counties, help run the school’s dairy, which produces cheese and milk that they then sell at the farmers market. The students know all the goats by name (there are nearly 70 new four-legged kids this year), and while the male goats are raised for meat, one visit to the farm confirms that these creatures live the happiest life that livestock could ask for.

Patricia Pantano, education director at the Montessori school, tells SFR, “We understand that kids from the ages of 12 to 15 really need to be working with

their whole personality, their body and their mind, and that hands-on experiential learning is most helpful in early adolescence. The farm becomes a living laboratory, so they can apply what they’re learning in a real way, and make a contribution to the community. … It’s a big boost for their confidence.”

A couple tips: Get ready to get a little dusty and perhaps a little hairy, because the floppy goats love to be held. And bring cash. While this event is inexpensive, it is indeed a fundraiser, so be prepared to shell out for modestly priced ice cream, food, baby bottles for the kids and carriage rides. (And carpool!

Parking is limited.)

And if a particular nameless SFR staffer shoves you out of the way, don’t take it personally. We (I) just really love goats. (Charlotte Jusinski) KIDFEST 11 am-3 pm Sunday March 31. Free; parking $3 per car. Camino de Paz School and Farm, 03A Camino de Paz, Santa Cruz, 231-2819

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WED/27 BOOKS/LECTURES DHARMA TALK BY MATTHEW KOZAN PALEVSKY Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 This week's talk is presented by the president of Upaya.

5:30-6:30 pm, free LINDA DURHAM: THE TRANS-SIBERIAN RAILWAY JOURNEY City of Mud 1114A Hickox St., 954-1705 Durham, whose gallery represented contemporary artists for over 30 years in Santa Fe, unveils a book of photos and stories covering her journey across Russia in 2018, during which she gave out dozens of donated small artworks from her friends and colleagues.

5:30 pm, free PRESCHOOL STORY TIME Santa Fe Public Library Southside 6599 Jaguar Drive, 955-2820 Get 'em learnt!

10:45 am, free READINGS & CONVERSATIONS: EDWIDGE DANTICAT WITH AJA MONET Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Danticat’s short stories encompass both the cruelties and the high ideals of Haitian life. She is in conversation with Monet, a poet, activist and musician, also a featured speaker at the Women’s March on Washington.

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DANCE 505 DANCE LAB Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Dancers of all levels can work through essential lindy hop and tango movements.

7 pm, $5 SANTA FE CASINEROS: CASINO, RUEDA, SON Y CHACHACHÁ Heart and Soul Dance Studio 720 St. Michael’s Drive, 608-335-0785 Learn about and enjoy Cuban culture and dance.

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EVENTS CHILDREN’S CHESS CLUB Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Join other kids to play against.

5:45 pm, free GEEKS WHO DRINK Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Pub quiz!

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MUSIC CALVIN HAZEN El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Flamenco and classical Spanish guitar.

7 pm, free HOLLOW TERRA, ARBOROTH, BLOOD WOLF, FRIEND2FOE AND SNOT GOBLIN Zephyr Community Art Studio 1520 Center Drive, Ste. 2 It's gonna get dark as hell with all this metal up in here.

8 pm, $5-$10 JOHN RANDALL AND GOLDEN GENERAL Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards, originals and pop with Randall; then from 8:30 pm on, catch indie rock.

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Lee Price’s paintings embody many aspects of how we want to live our best lives this spring: Fashion on point, eating delicious foods, being unapologetically real, and focusing on women in unguarded, authentic moments—sans voyeurism. And besides, doesn’t that parfait look goooooood? View Price’s work at Evoke Contemporary’s Scenic Overlook, opening Friday; see full listing on page 22.

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WORKSHOP LASER CUTTING FOR BUSINESS MAKE Santa Fe 2879 All Trades Road, 819-3502 Get an understanding of configuring the Epilog Zing and BOSS lasers for various types of busienss projects.

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5:30 pm, free SUDS + MUD POTTERY CLASS Paseo Pottery 1424 Paseo de Peralta, 988-7687 Tour the studio and play in the mud with a local ceramic artist at a two-hour class.

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THU/28 ART OPENINGS TAZ: LOVE, LIGHT AND AWAKENING Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Local artist Shontez Morris explores spiritual awakening in an art showcase with photographer Daniel Quat.

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JOHN GARDNER: A BOYHOOD IN THE BLITZ St. John's United Methodist Church 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-5397 Gardner was an English schoolboy from the outbreak of WWII in 1939 to the Age of Austerity in 1947. In this illustrated lecture, he describes his coming-of-age in an England where the war came to his doorstep (see SFR Picks, page 19).

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DANCE COUNTRY-WESTERN AND TWO-STEP Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St. Learn from the pros; all levels welcome.

7:15 pm, $20

EVENTS FASHION, WOMEN’S EMPOWERMENT, AND THE GLOBAL CRAFT ECONOMY International Folk Art Alliance 620 Cerrillos Road, 474-6783 A pop-up sale features the work of Laotian artist groups Ock Pop Tok, Passa Paa and Blanc De Noir & Co., as well as a presentation by Hilary Kilpatric of Ock Pop Tok. 5 pm, free GEEKS WHO DRINK Santa Fe Brewing Company 35 Fire Place, 424-3333 Pub quiz!

7 pm, free GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP The Montecito 500 Rodeo Road The Jewish Care Program offers a grief and loss support group; register with Ya’el Chaikind at 303-3552.

1 pm, free

MUSIC DAVID GEIST Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free DOUBLE O DJS KARAOKE Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Choose your song wisely and croon away.

7 pm, free ERIK SAWYER 'N' FRIENDS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Americana 'n' folk on the deck.

5 pm, free JESUS BAS Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Spanish and flamenco guitar.

6 pm, free JOHN RANDALL Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free JOHN RANGEL QUARTET El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 A piano-led jazz quartet.

7 pm, free

NEW MEXICO SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS JURIED CONCERT SITE Santa Fe 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199 The music department at NMSA presents a program performed by students.

7 pm, free PHUTUREPRIMITIVE WITH PLANTRAE Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Shimmering with cinematic qualities, this electronica ultimately speaks to the body, mind and soul.

7 pm-12 am, $18-$22 RASMINKO Starlight Lounge at Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 428-7777 A Bohemian mix of tunes.

6 pm, $2 ROBERT CLINE, JR. Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Americana 'n' folk.

7 pm, free SKYLER LUTES Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Reggae and island sounds.

10 pm, free THROWBACK THURSDAYS SK8 SESSION Rockin' Rollers 2915 Agua Fría St., 473-7755 A skate party especially for grown-ups. An additional $5 get you skates or a scooter.

7 pm, $5 TOM WILLIAMS La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Country swing.

7:30 pm, free

THEATER THE MISER The Oasis Theatre 3205 Calle Marie, Ste. A, 917-439-7708 This classic comedy is fastpaced, witty, and bold; perhaps Molière at his best.

7:30 pm, $27 TREVOR Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A subversive tragicomedy inspired by true events revolves around Trevor, a 200-pound chimpanzee.

7:30 pm, $15-$25

WORKSHOP 3-D MODELING FOR BEGINNERS MAKE Santa Fe 2879 All Trades Road, 819-3502 Learn the basics of Fusion 360 software.

5:30-8 pm, $30 OPEN FIGURE DRAWING Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Draw from a live model.

5-7:30 pm, $10 SUDS + MUD POTTERY CLASS Paseo Pottery 1424 Paseo de Peralta, 988-7687 Play in the mud at a two-hour class complete with libations.

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CARLOS MÉRIDA: CARNIVAL IN MEXICO Hecho a Mano 830 Canyon Road, 916-1341 Llithographs from Mérida’s eponymous 1940 portfolio.

The Guatemalan-born artist is known for his geometric canvas works. Through April 27 (see 3 Questions, page 27).

6-8 pm, free DAN BARSOTTI AND KAPPY WELLS: SQUARES Mill Contemporary 644 Canyon Road, 983-6668 The collaborative exploration in photography and drawing

by Barsotti and Wells.

5-7 pm, free DIRK BAKKER: READING H2O: THE GRAMMAR OF WATER Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 Bakker’s current series of photographs explore the essential need of man: water, capturing bodies of this life force in sensuous and thrilling photographs. Through June 8.

5 pm, free DRAWING SPACE: TACIT LIAISONS Santa Fe Art Institute 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 424-5050 New Mexico School for the Arts' freshman class presents a dynamic collaborative installation. Luanne Redeye, a SFAI artist-in-residence, has worked with this group of students over several weeks.

5-7 pm, free GENNEXT: REBOOT CLOSING RECEPTION Museum of Spanish Colonial Art 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 Your last chance to check out the exhibition's exciting contemporary art.

5:30 pm, free GRAND OPENING AND INAUGURAL EXHIBITION Ylise Kessler Gallery 333 Montezuma Ave., 930-1039 Kessler opens an art destination (see SFR Picks, page 19).

5-7 pm, free JAMES DOYLE: ABSTRACT WATERCOLORS Belle Brooke Gallery 822 Canyon Road, 780-5270 Doyle, a PhD who has spent a huge chunk of time writing for LANL and major media outlets about global security now turns his mind—and brush—to the energetic flow of nature.

4 pm, free JEFF KRUEGER & TERRI ROLLAND: OUT THERE galleryFRITZ 540 S Guadalupe St., 820-1888 Both artists use clay conventionally and unconventionally as a medium in their work; they also share sensibilities rooted in comics, games, systems, music and the absurd.

Through April 22.

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JOEL HOBBIE: INTERSTITIAL Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 Hobbie employs emerging technology with his artistic thought process to create an interactive experience that places the viewer at the center of mechanical and organic polarities. Through June 8.

5 pm, free RYAN SINGER: CHILDHOOD MYTHOLOGIES form & concept 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 The Albuquerque artist unveils a solo exhibition of acrylic paintings of Navajo Nation landscapes populated by cultural icons (like Jawas).

Through May 25.

5-7 pm, free SAMMY PETERS: BOUNDARIES EXTENDED LewAllen Galleries 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3250 The established Arkansasbased painter is admired for his unexpected modulations between opacity and translucency, color and patterning.

Through April 20.

5 pm, free SCENIC OVERLOOK Evoke Contemporary 550 S Guadalupe St., 995-9902 Celebrate the gallery's 19th anniversary with a group show. Through May 18.

5 pm, free UNA HANBURY AND DAVID MAPLE Shidoni Gallery and Sculpture Garden 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 988-8001, ext. 120 Hanbury’s (1904-1990) remarkable sculptures and busts in bronze and marble are world-renowned; Maple expresses unique and poignant moments throughout his life in wood, metal, paint and found objects.

9 am-5 pm, free VICTORIA BELL: VERY DISTANT SITES Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 New steel sculptures and paintings feature only steel rod, stainless steel rod, wire mesh and binding wire.

Through June 8.

5 pm, free VISCERAL CLAY: LOOK DON'T TOUCH Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 Six artists display their immediate visceral edge.

Revel in the amorphous and ever-evolving techniques employed by genre-bending ceramicists. Through June 8.

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES COMMUNITY READING TIME Ortiz Mtn. Community Library Johnsons of Madrid Gallery, 2843 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 603-1863 Kids can learn about truth versus fiction. Maybe some grown-ups should attend this one too.

11 am-noon, free

DEAN'S LECTURE SERIES: SPARTA AND THE PROBLEM OF WAR IN ARISTOTLE’S POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY St. John's College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 984-6000 Suan Collins of Notre Dame lectures in the Great Hall, Peterson Student Center.

7:30 pm, free

DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO SPRING BREAK SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 A dramatic new dance season. Doors open an hour early for dinner (sold separately).

7:30 pm, $25-$40 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 A show by the National Institute of Flamenco.

6:30 pm, $25

EVENTS GUSTO OPEN HOUSE Railyard Park Community Room 701 Callejon St., 316-3596 The Grand Unified Santa Fe Trails Organization seeks public input about the org's vision to build and maintain dirt trails in town. For more info, see sfct.org/gusto.

3-6 pm, free MAGIC: THE GATHERING: RAVNICA ALLEGIANCE DRAFT Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 Official in-store tournament play for the collectible trading card game Magic: The Gathering.

7 pm, $15

FILM FINDING DIVING PEACE AND BALANCE Santa Fe Meditation Circle 1807 Second St., Ste. 83, 988-4157 Sri Daya Mata gives Paramahansa Yogananda’s universal message of balanced spiritual living.

6:30 pm, free

MUSIC ALL-AGES SK8 SESSION Rockin' Rollers 2915 Agua Fría St., 473-7755 Hit up pizza, a snack bar and DJ tunes—an additional $5 get you skates or a scooter.

6 pm, $5 BATTLE OF THE BANDS Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Rock, rap, funk and more.

7 pm, $15-$18 BENNY BASSETT Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Acoustic rock.

8 pm, free BIRD THOMPSON The New Baking Company 504 W Cordova Road, 557-6435 Adult contemporary.

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Spin Class Justin Ray provides the gear, the venue and the know-how that Santa Fe’s DJ scene needs to keep thriving LUKE HENLEY a u t h o r @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

a permanent silent disco, but Ray also provides all the equipment for live DJ performance and recording. As far as finding talent and matching it to the decks, Ray says it’s as easy as interested parties asking to play while they’re at the shop. From there, he asks for permission to broadcast on the REMIX channel via Mixlr.com (searchable as RMXAB), a popular site for streaming live audio.

“It’ll be archived, and you’ll have the chance to get the file from me later,” says Ray, adding that artists can post their mixes however they wish from there.

Thus far, over 400 mixes are available on the shop’s Mixlr showreel (the site’s

term for collection of songs), from Ray’s 13pieces to local mainstays like Audio Buddha and Saggaliffik. Ray expects it to grow, too, and though it’s great to see the old pros working with a new outlet and releasing off-the-cuff mixes, up-andcomers are definitely on the menu.

Capturing new talent in the DJ scene is part of the excitement, and Ray is also excited to combine the performance aspect of DJing with an educational focus. Currently, he and local trance DJ Josh Apollo Garcia offer DJ instruction at REMIX. The first set of classes is wrapping up soon, Ray says, and enrollment should be open to new students in the

here’s plenty to learn in private about mixing tracks, especially with so many free or affordable resources for budding DJ talents. The scary thing is learning in front of an audience. You can show off your cool tastes from the comfort of your dining room table all you want, but seasoned pros know there’s no way to fully learn the art of mixing unless you get out there and do it with other people.

Luckily, there’s a great resource for the growing audience of all things dance and electronic in Santa Fe and those who choose to get behind the decks and do it for themselves. That resource comes in the form of the new coffee shop on Marcy Street, REMIX Audio Bar, thanks to its proprietor Justin Ray, aka 13pieces, a longtime DJ himself.

Ray has been broadcasting his DJ mixes online for years now, but since opening the space on Marcy Street last December with his wife Julie Grace, he’s found a way for anyone with the bug to mix and learn to find an audience. REMIX is known to its regular patrons as

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coming weeks. Interested parties can shoot Ray a message through REMIX’s website (rmxaudiobar.com) along with a phone number and reason for wanting to learn.

For Ray, a vet of the professional DJ scene, the ability to record a live mix is crucial to anyone interested in the art.

“It’s the one way I get to capture what I do and remember and understand what I do,” he says.

And the archive on REMIX’s Mixlr channel is already a testament to talented DJs from almost any dance music genre imaginable. That anyone is making the effort to document the local electronic music scene like this is pretty unprecedented, and not something to be taken for granted.

Next, Ray plans to expand his broadcasting venture to include video elements, and he hopes artists might begin to create special mixes for the space that can be archived on the coffee shop’s in-store iPads for listeners to explore anytime they swing by for a cup. These types of curated experiences can boost the signal of any scene via online connectivity, such as with London-based mega-popular live broadcast series Boiler Room, and the room for growth is there and ready to help REMIX become a new kind of platform for Santa Fe DJs. If you’re looking for even more of an excuse to catch the project in action—or just get a killer coffee— REMIX Audio Bar becomes a Food Depot donation station this Saturday, with help from local DJ collective MBS Music. Just stop by with non-perishable foods and ask Ray how it works. He’ll help you out.

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THE CALENDAR THE BUS TAPES La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Alternative folk-rock.

8 pm, free CHAT NOIR CABARET Los Magueyes Mexican Restaurant 31 Burro Alley, 992-0304 First-rate piano from Charles Tichenor and friends.

6 pm, free CHRIS CHICKERING El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Uplifting ‘n’ friendly rock.

9 pm, $5 CONTROLLED BURN Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Rock 'n' blues.

8 pm, free DAVID BORREGO AND FRIENDS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Rock and folk.

8:30 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY AND JOHN RANDALL Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards: Doug starts, John takes over at 8 pm.

6 pm, free ECSTATIC UNION, BOURBON BRAWLERS AND BLOODBELLY BLUES Ghost 2899 Trades West Road Ecstatic Union brings the liquid sun-soaked harmony-layered psychedelic desert-rock dance party from LA. 8 pm, $5-$10 FELIX Y LOS GATOS Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Americana, Tex-Mex y más.

10 pm, $5 HAVANA CUBA ALL-STARS Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 The infectious rhythms of Cuban son, the origin of salsa.

7:30 pm, $14-$110 THE HIGH VIBES Second Street Brewery (Rufina) 2920 Rufina St., 954-1068 Psychedelic funk rock.

8 pm, free JIM ALMAND Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Soulful blues and R&B. 5 pm, free LITTLE LEROY AND HIS PACK OF LIES Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Rock 'n' roll.

10 pm, free LONE PIÑON Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Ranchera, swing and Norteño favorites.

7 pm, free THE REAL MATT JONES Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 All country, all the time.

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RON ROUGEAU Beer Creek Brewing Company 3810 Hwy. 14, 471-9271 Acoustic rock.

5:30 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

7 pm, free TGIF RECITAL: CHRIS LIVINGSTON TRIO First Presbyterian Church 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Jazz.

5:30 pm, free THE THREE FACES OF JAZZ El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Swinging jazz.

7:30 pm, free TONIC JAZZ SHOWCASE Tonic 103 E Water St., 982-1189 Jazzy jazz.

9:30 pm, free

THEATER THE MISER The Oasis Theatre 3205 Calle Marie, Ste. A, 917-439-7708 This classic comedy is fastpaced, witty, and bold; perhaps Molière at his best.

7:30 pm, $27 TREVOR Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Sandra claims that her beloved Trevor, a 200-pound chimpanzee, would never hurt a fly. Decide for yourself, huh?

7:30 pm, $15-$25

SAT/30 ART OPENINGS SHELLY JOHNSON: CIRQUE DE LA VIE CLOSING RECEPTION Eye on the Mountain Art Gallery 614 Agua Fría St., 928-308-0319 It's your last chance to catch pop artist Johnson’s new body of bold paintings.

5-9 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES ARTIST TALK: RYAN SINGER form & concept 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 Singer discusses his solo show.

2-3 pm, free DOUG LYNAM: FROM MONK TO MONEY MANAGER op.cit Books DeVargas Center, 157 Paseo de Peralta, 428-0321 Lynam believes the discussion of ethics and money impacts you, regardless of your beliefs.

2 pm, free MARK MACKENZIE: WHEN HIGH-TECH MEETS HIDE PAINTINGS San Miguel Chapel 401 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-3974 The chief conservator at the Museum of New Mexico lectures about his research on the renowned Segesser Hide Paintings.

4 pm, $10

WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH: DEB HAALAND Museum of Indian Arts & Culture 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Haaland is one of the first Native women to be elected to Congress, alongside Sharice Davids of Kansas; learn more from the already legendary New Mexico congresswoman. Free with museum admission. Arrive early.

3:30 pm, $6-$12

DANCE BELLY DANCING AND BURLESQUE The Bridge @ SF Brewing Co. 37 Fire Place, 557-6182 Performances from local dancers and the Bay Area’s Red Desert Dance Company.

7 pm, free ENTREFLAMENCO SPRING BREAK SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 A dramatic new dance season. Open an hour early for dinner (sold separately).

7:30 pm, $25-$40 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Make a dinner reservation for a show by the National Institute of Flamenco.

6:30 pm, $25

EVENTS CONNECTING WATER & COMMUNITY: RESIDENTIAL WATER IN SANTA FE Santa Fe Public Schools Administration Building 610 Alta Vista St. The Water Conservation Office hosts a public forum to help shape a five-year water conservation plan with input and ideas.

10 am-noon, free EL MUSEO WINTER MARKET El Museo Cultural de Santa Fe 555 Camino de la Familia, 992-0591 Part fine arts market, part flea market, all full of treasures.

8 am-3 pm, free GUSTO OPEN HOUSE AND TRAIL SAMPLER Railyard Park Community Room 701 Callejon St., 316-3596 The org seeks public input about how to build and maintain dirt trails in Santa Fe's natural open spaces.

After the open house, bicyclists are invited to on a mellow 10-mile ride. For more info, see sfct.org/gusto.

9-11 am, free MAGIC: THE GATHERING: MODERN TOURNAMENT Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 Official in-store tournament.

7 pm, $5 SANTA FE ARTISTS MARKET Santa Fe Railyard Market Street at Alcaldesa Street, 310-8766 Buy local! It’s the best way..

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Lisa Law Built a Museum in Mexico

COURTESY LISA LAW

Celebrated Santa Fe photog refers to Yelapa, Mexico, like a second home

Before and after at El Museo de Historia, Arte y Cultura de Yelapa in Yelapa, Mexico. Santa Fe photographer Lisa Law spent the last few years making a new museum a reality.

BY ALEX DE VORE a l e x @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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n 1961, Santa Fe-based photographer Lisa Law set sail on a gaff-rigged schooner from San Francisco with a group of friends (and one lover) to see the world. During that trip, she would photograph much of what she saw, including the small fishing village of Yelapa, Cabo Corrientes, Jalisco, Mexico. By 1966, she was living there with her then-husband Tom Law (the aforementioned lover) and, since then, she’s spent most of her Marches and Aprils returning to engage with locals, provide artistic and architectural design work, conduct small-scale first aid, show her photos and, most recently, help build a museum out of the rubble of unfulfilled construction promises. El Museo de Historia, Arte y Cultura de Yelapa is open now, and it’s the first of its kind in the area.

Yelapa is a short boat ride south of Puerto Vallarta and home to only about 1,500 people. In recent years, Law says, the town’s central plaza fell into disrepair.

Local government tore down a school and an oft-used basketball court with promises to resurrect them alongside a new sheriff’s office, jail and an otherwise revitalized area (though how a jail translates to “revitalized” is anyone’s guess). Construction began on some of the buildings, but much of the proposed changes never reached completion. Three years ago, Law set out to change that.

“I go in, and there’s this long room, it’s cruddy, it’s been there for six years deteriorating. And people are pooping there, young people are making love, there’s trash everywhere,” she says. “But every time I went, I would say ‘the History Museum of Yelapa’ to myself.”

First steps included enlisting the help of Yelapa-based businesswoman Tatiana

Rodriguez-Anderson, a restauranteur and swimsuit business owner who helped Law deepen already meaningful local connections and attract contractor Angel Garcia to the project. Garcia, a local who built a hotel in the area in recent years, took hometown pride and a knack for creative building to heart, hiring crews to help clean, renovate and complete the building.

Next came acquiring permission from the local government and the cultural department in nearby El Tuito, which Law says oversees such matters. With the municipality onboard and the locals excited, she turned to a local principal known as Maestro Pedro, with whom she’d interview some 13 elders from the area to help in piecing together the village’s history.

Law would also travel from door to door, garnering local support and in search of loans and donations of artifacts for display. The locals, she says, were more than

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happy to send them with items for the space. Maestro Pedro passed away during the project’s early days, unfortunately, but Law says she completed it in his honor.

Local artifacts included pottery, oars, beads, bowls, hatchets and more; all dedicated to the agricultural and fishing history of Yelapa, and all working to complement a displauy of over 100 photographs Law has taken of the village, its people and the surrounding area over the last 50-plus years, which are also on display.

With minimal donations, Law’s small group and Garcia’s crews would complete the museum in roughly five months—and all for $62,000. It was back-breaking labor, however, and Law estimates that she and the crews put in 10 hours a day, seven days a week. The completed space, two rooms in an L shape, consists of a main area for the permanent exhibit, and a community room where kids can experiment with arts of their own. Law says Rodriguez-Anderson hopes to hold space for struggling addicts to seek help, pregnant women to access resources, workshops and whatever else might serve Yelapa’s populace. The crews also helped to complete the nearby plaza where, Law says, vendors can set up shop and tourists will almost certainly visit thanks to a budding relationship with Puerto Vallarta’s tourist boating industry.

Law has since returned to Santa Fe, but plans to visit Yelapa yearly to continue her involvement with the museum. Rodriguez-Anderson, meanwhile, will oversee its day-to-day along with a couple of young women from the area who were hired to facilitate while learning the ropes of curation and museum management.

“I expect them to ask me for advice forever,” Law says, noting that she’s happy to give it. “All of a sudden, there’s all this energy coming toward [the museum]. And it’s not just the stuff, it’s the relationship to the whole village. I didn’t want to leave, but … they’re learning how to do it; they’re learning how important this little piece of land in the middle of the jungle really is.”

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ENGAGE WITH THE GALLERY ART MARKET

Things have been disrupted and the art world has been changed forever.

Experiential is the name of the game of late—just look at Meow Wolf—but here and there, we find remnants of the old days wherein the galleries held the power and collectors roamed the land looking to expand their holdings.

Look, galleries aren’t all bad and, in some cases, they’re wildly helpful to the up-and-comers, the lesser-knowns and (yeah) the wealthy. Still, this is Santa Fe, so you’ll surely be engaging once in a while. Save your cause for your own time and learn to be an astute art observer, whether you’ve got the cash to take part or not. As always, we’ve enlisted the help of locals from within that world, but they’ll be kept anonymous so as to not cause them any grief.

Don’t Lie to “Help” People Says one of our sources, it drives them nuts when friends of the artists show up and loudly, dramatically fake like they’re gearing up to buy a piece in front of prospective collectors. The jig is up on that one, friends, and all you’re doing is upping desperation appearances. This goes double if you showed up like I normally would—unkempt and in whatever sweater happened to be nearest to the door when you were leaving the house.

Don’t Waste Time, Either If you tell a gallerist you’re interested in buying a piece, they’ll probably do everything they can to help you. If you, however, act like you’re ready to close a sale for whatever reason—to make yourself feel big? We don’t know—and then pull out, ghost or otherwise prove you’ve wasted their time, you’ve gotten hopes up, set events into motion and, we’re pretty sure, forever become that person they describe by name as a phony who shouldn’t be taken seriously to others in the art world.

Y’know, like people do with me.

Speaking of Time, Think About Whose This Is One local curator tells us that people show up to openings ready and raring to pitch their own work more often than you’d think. This is tacky. “It’s like they’re erasing the person in front of them,” they say, pointing out that an opening is that artist’s night, and at best it’s weird to shoehorn in, and at worst it’s downright disrespectful. This source goes on to add that asking about the nuts and bolts, like where a print was made so they can also get prints made, glosses over the real reason everyone is there.

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Direct Contact Hurts This column is not meant to defend an obviously flawed system wherein the richies collect the art and the rest of us just get to look at it at openings and such before it’s sent off to Texas or wherever.

But we’re not going to solve the complexities of the gallery economy in a few hundred words, so instead we’ll defer to our source who tells us it’s tough when gallery-goers check out a show then find the artist on Instagram later to try and get a deal on the artwork. On paper, this sounds wonderful—cut out the middle man, more money goes to the artist—but it also means headaches for creators who just want to create, and that the gallery has less motivation to get that artist in front of as many eyeballs as possible with marketing bucks and the like.

No-Grazing Zone Not art related, but a number of people we spoke to say they’re tired of people who come in, dump those little cheese cubes (or whatever snack) into their bag and wander off. If you’re sincerely hungry and can’t do a lot about it, you should definitely do this; if you’re doing OK and are just a cheapskate stealing cheese, that’s pretty bogus.

No One Cares, Chump The gallery folk we spoke to seem to have at least one pet peeve in common—that person who shows up to loudly proclaim how they bought a piece from whatever artist years ago, before they were big, before it cost an arm and a leg. Awesome, wonderful, good for you. It’s still the art show equivalent of people who need to tell you they only liked that one band’s early stuff. Everyone just wonders what that’s for and who you’re out to impress. They also think it’s gross.

Don’t Be Afraid to Ask “I wish they wouldn’t be afraid to negotiate on pricing,” one source says. “I wish they felt like they could ask about payment plans.” Indeed, we often feel like the price is the price—and this is absolutely true some places; read the room—but, they say, at least in their experience, most artists would rather knock a couple bucks off a piece than have it forever sit on a wall or not sell at all. Use this advice to also ask the artist about their own story.

You might be surprised by what you learn.

This One’s for the Artists There’s this misconception that moxie and aggression means you’re helping your career when, according to one source, it’s doing just the opposite. Don’t cold-call making demands; try to set a meeting.

Don’t invite a curator to your car during someone else’s show so you can display your work. That’s weird. “This is the colonial mindset,” our source says. “We call it the ‘entrepreneurial sprit,’ but I call it the douchebag spirit. It’s good to put yourself out there, but it’s good to be consensual.”

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STAR PARTY Jemez Historic Site 18160 Hwy. 4, Jemez Springs, 575-829-3530 A perfect evening in the mountain features telescopes for night sky viewing and Native American storytelling. If the weather seems weird, facebook.com/ JemezSprings has updates.

7-10 pm, $5 WELLS PETROGLYPH PRESERVE PUBLIC TOURS Mesa Prieta Petroglyph Project Velarde, 852-1351 Pre-register for a two-hour tour of part of the preserve: mesaprietapetroglyphs.org.

9:30-11:30 am, $35

FOOD ALCOHOL SERVER CERTIFICATION Courtyard by Marriott Santa Fe 3347 Cerrillos Road If you need that mandatory alcohol server education for everyone serving or selling alcohol in New Mexico, step right on up. For more info, call 343-9848.

10 am-3 pm, $30 SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 The place to see and be seen in Santa Fe. 8 am-1 pm, free

MUSIC ALTO STREET Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Folk-pop 'n' bluegrass.

1 pm, free ANDY KINGSTON TRIO El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Jazz.

7:30 pm, free BUSY Y LOS BIG DEALS Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Pop 'n' jazz.

7 pm, free CHAT NOIR CABARET Los Magueyes Mexican Restaurant 31 Burro Alley, 992-0304 First-rate piano and vocals from Charles Tichenor.

6 pm, free DA TERRA MEIGA Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar (Apothecary) 133 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Fusion tunes from Galician and Spanish folklore.

6:30 pm, free DONATION STATION FOR THE FOOD DEPOT REMIX Audio Bar 101 W Marcy St. Bring non-perishable food and hang out with local DJs (see Music, page 23).

Noon-5 pm, free ED & MARIAH Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Acoustic rock and singersongwriter tunes.

7 pm, free

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BY NORTH AND TEN TEN DIVISION Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 North by North, out of Chicago, brings infectious and spastic yet finely honed rock 'n' roll. They're joined by local rock 'n' rollers, too.

10 pm, free FELIX Y LOS GATOS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Americana, blues, cumbia, jazz, ranchera, swing, TexMex and zydeco.

8:30 pm, free JJ OTERO Honeymoon Brewery Solana Center, 907 W Alameda St., Ste. B, 303-3139 Blues 'n' booch. (That's what cool kids call kombucha.)

7 pm, free JOHN KURZWEG BAND El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Rock 'n' roll.

9 pm, $5 JOHN RANDALL Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free JOSH NEWCOM Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Country, rock, blues, metal and bluegrass.

8 pm, free LONE PIÑON Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Ranchera, swing Norteño favorites, all up on the deck.

3 pm, free MOBY DICK AND PINK FREUD Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. All the Zeppelin covers you could want from one of Santa Fe's favorite tribute bands, and Floyd covers from a different one of ABQ's favorite tribute bands.

7:30 pm, $10 MOUSTACHIO BASHIO'S ALTER EGO DANCE PARTY Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 The 13th annual event is overflowing with sensory intoxications, immersed in live music and jam-packed with performance art, the “Best in Show” moustache competition and more.

Costumes are a must.

8 pm, $25-$35 NACHA MENDEZ La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 International Latin music.

8 pm, free NO COMPROMISE: JEFF SUSSMANN AND CARLOS SANTISTEVAN Paradiso 903 Early St. Sussmann's solo electronic drums and Santistevan's acoustic bass improv make for an ear-bending evening.

7 pm, $10-$15

RON ROUGEAU The Dragon Room 406 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-7712 Acoustic songs from the '60s, '70s and beyond.

5:30 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

7 pm, free ROVER Cava Lounge Eldorado Hotel, 309 W San Francisco St., 988-4455 Flamenclasica guitarra.

6 pm, free SAVOR Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Cuban street music.

10 pm, free STEPHANIE HATFIELD Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Feral rock 'n' roll.

5 pm, free STRINGMASTERS Tonic 103 E Water St., 982-1189 John Francis and the Poor Clares open for steel guitarist Ryan Little's Western swing quartet.

9:30 pm, free WESTIN LEE & COMPANY Iconik Coffee Roasters (Lupe) 314 S Guadalupe St., 428-0996 American folk, folk 'n' Americana.

11 am-1 pm, free WILL SCHREITZ AND CHACKO LUV Desert Dogs Brewery 112 W San Francisco St., Ste. 307, 983-0134 Deep grooves and lyrical misanthropy and probably a little TMI (see SFR Picks, page 19).

8:30 pm, free

OPERA OPERA BREAKFAST LECTURE SERIES: WAGNER'S DIE WALKÜRE Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Learn more from lecturer Desiree Mays.

8:30 am, $5 THE MET LIVE IN HD: DIE WALKÜRE Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 This iconic piece of opera has become a mainstay in our cultural lexicon. Epic characters follow their destinies to the tune of some of Wagner’s best music.

10 am and 6 pm, $15-$28

THEATER THE MISER The Oasis Theatre 3205 Calle Marie, Ste. A, 917-439-7708 This classic comedy is fastpaced, witty, and bold; perhaps Molière at his best.

7:30 pm, $27

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Every Weekend!

TREVOR Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A subversive tragicomedy revolves around Trevor, a 200-pound chimpanzee.

7:30 pm, $15-$25

with Frank Rose

Saturday 8 - 3 pm Sunday 9 - 4 pm

Art, Antiques, Folk & Tribal Art, Books, Jewelry, Beads, Glass, Photography, Hides, Rugs and much more!!

WORKSHOP FAMILY PROGRAM: GROWING TOGETHER IN THE GARDEN Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Create a masterful maze for your plants to navigate as they grow through to the finish line.

2-3 pm, $10-$15 HATHA YOGA Hemp Heroe Santa Fe Place, 4250 Cerrillos Road, Ste. 1434, 474-9151 Recommended donation $15; space is located inside Santa Fe Place, across from H&M. 11 am-noon, free INTRO TO ELECTROBICS Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Discover and enhance your natural energy pathways through enjoyable movement and rhythm work. For info: thelivingtheatre.com.

2-4 pm, $10 PRO-TEC PROGRAM INFO SESSION Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave. PRO-TEC offers training in a variety of industries. Get all the info you need at this info session in room 805. For more info: 428-1748.

10 am, free TAX-AIDE SANTA FE Higher Education Building 1950 Siringo Road Call 505-946-3615 or visit sfcc.edu/taxaide to reserve a time for fere tax help.

9 am-noon, free

SUN/31 BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: JOE MONAHAN Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 The popular blogger discusses anything political you might want to know.

11 am, free SUNDAY LECTURE SERIES: TAROT Prana Blessings 1925 Rosina St., Ste. C, 772-0771 Dara Doolittle discusses “The Way of the Wheel Tarot: The Golden Dawn meets the Goddess.”

Noon-2 pm, free

DANCE BEGINNING SALSA Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St. Drop in to try out or hone your skills at salsa dancing.

5 pm, $20

COURTESY FRANK ROSE

Curator and gallerist Frank Rose was one of the founding minds behind form & concept, but the longtime lover of Latin arts strikes out on his own this week with a new Canyon Road space dubbed Hecho a Mano. Rose kicks things off with a show of prints from Guatemalan-born artist Carlos Mérida (6 pm Friday March 29. Free.

Through April 27. 826 Canyon Road, 916-1341), who lived and worked in Mexico City for much of his career. We kicked things off with a few questions. (Alex De Vore)

With the artscape changing so much, why open a gallery on Canyon Road now?

I definitely wasn’t tracking on Canyon when I was wanting to open up a space. It didn’t even enter my mind. It’s almost like the space found me. I was working at Opuntia for a little bit, and Bobby [Beals] overheard me talking about a space, said his space was available—and it was kind of like me coming into agreement with it. It’s small and manageable, it’s at the top of Canyon Road. It ... felt like there was room for a new story with Currents there; Thoma Foundation is off Canyon. It seems like there’s room for new stories.

555 Camino de la Familia Santa Fe NM 87501 (In the Railyard)

Info call: Steve at 505-250-8969 or Lesley at 760-727-8511

You seem focused on Mexico-based artists so far. Do you plan to expand in the coming months or years?

Y’know, I would like it to be a sort of border-neutral exploration of the Americas. I’m starting with Oaxaca and Santa Fe and people I know, because that’s what I know—and I’ve been going to Oaxaca for a little bit, so I have relationships there. I could see myself getting into other parts of the Latin world, and hey, why not Canada, too?

At the end of the day, what do you hope to accomplish? Will there ever be a point where you believe you’ll feel like you’ve “gotten there?”

No, I don’t think so. There could come a point when I might want to move on and do something different. What I’m kind of aiming for is summed up in the name of the business: Hecho a Mano; handmade. My aesthetic is fairly intuitive, and I think right now one of the things that’s important to me in connecting makers with the objects with the viewer or buyer. Making sure people know these objects are made by people and recognizing the cycle of creation, having it be apparent that the hand is in the work, that you can see the types of mark-making.

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THE CALENDAR BEGINNING SWING Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St. Take advantage of those local swing nights.

4 pm, $20 BELLY DANCE WITH AREENA Lightfoot Studio 332 Camino del Monte Sol, 369-2055 Learn the essentials in an all-ages, multi-level class.

1:30-3 pm, $15 KIDS' PARTNER DANCE Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St. Get your kids into ballroom, Latin and swing.

10:45-11:30 am, $12 PARTNER DANCE FUNDAMENTALS Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St. Get movin!’

2:45-3:30 pm, free

EVENTS

KUNM 89.9 FM kunm.org

Much more than RADIO human-curated music

ALI MERATI: HERBAL REMEDIES FROM IRAN Railyard Artisan Market 1607 Paseo de Peralta Drop in and learn more about applications of plants.

10 am-4 pm, free ALL FOOL'S EVE FUNDRAISER FOR KMRD Madrid Community Radio 10 Railyard Lane, Madrid, 471-5673 Support KMRD with live music, a bake sale, silent auction and raffle, and interactive sculpture-building.

2-8 pm, free EL MUSEO WINTER MARKET El Museo Cultural de Santa Fe 555 Camino de la Familia, 992-0591 Part fine arts market, part flea market, all full of treasures.

9 am-4 pm, free GEEKS WHO DRINK Desert Dogs Brewery and Cidery 112 W San Francisco St., Ste. 307, 983-0134 Pub quiz!

7 pm, free JULESWORKS FOLLIES #57: CATS TALES MARRIAGE WOES ARE WE CATS SAINTS OR INSANES Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Santa Fe's longest-running (and only) variety show. Jules threatens that this may be "The Last Julesworks Follies Ever!?!?!?" and we're hoping that's an early April Fool.

7 pm, $5 KIDFEST Camino de Paz School & Farm 03A Camino de Paz, Santa Cruz, 231-2819 WE LOVE GOATS SO MUCH (see SFR Picks, page 19).

11 am-3 pm, free MAGIC: THE GATHERING: PAUPER AND COMMANDER TOURNAMENTS Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 Official in-store tournament play.

2 and 5 pm, respectively, $5 each

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MEDITATIONS IN MODERN BUDDHISM Zoetic 230 St. Francis Drive, 292-5293 Open to all levels. Presented by the Santa Fe branch of Kadampa Meditation Center of New Mexico.

10:30 am-12 pm, $10 RAILYARD ARTISAN MARKET Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 Meet a wide variety of New Mexico’s artists and craftspeople and get pottery, painting, jewelry, sculpture, fiber arts, photography, handblown glass, artisanal teas and body products right from the source.

10 am-4 pm, free WINDOW ROCK TRAIL CLEAN-UP Window Rock Trailhead 11.5 miles north of Española on Hwy. 84 Take a cool 8-mile roundtrip hike and help Santa Fe National Forest pick up trash along the Window Rock trail.

10 am-4 pm, free

MUSIC AL ROGERS Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Standards 'n' jazz on piano.

6:30 pm, free CRAWFISH BOYZ Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 New Orleans-flavored jazz.

11:30 am, free EMANUEL AX Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 World-renowned pianist Ax plays musical premieres as though he’s known them for a lifetime.

7:30 pm, $29-$110 IRENE ADAMS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Rock, folk, and country.

8 pm, free MATTHEW ANDRAE La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Folky covers and originals.

6 pm, free NACHA MENDEZ La Boca (Taberna Location) 125 Lincoln Ave., 988-7102 Latin tunes.

7 pm, free PROF Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Rap out of Minneapolis.

7 pm, $20-$30 PAT MALONE El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 A jazzy duet.

7 pm, free READ STREET SUNDAY SESSIONS: JOHN FRANCIS TRIO Santa Fe Spirits Downtown Tasting Room 308 Read St., 780-5906 Hand-spun acoustic songs.

7 pm, free

ROBYN HITCHCOCK SITE Santa Fe 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199 Folk and psychedelia with a wry British nihilism.

7:30 pm, $37-$43 SANTA FE PRO MUSICA: ELIAS QUARTET St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Selections by Schubert, Beamish and Schumann.

3 pm, $12-$80

THEATER THE MISER The Oasis Theatre 3205 Calle Marie, Ste. A, 917-439-7708 This classic comedy is Molière at his best.

3 pm, $27 TREVOR Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A subversive tragicomedy revolves around Trevor, a 200-pound chimpanzee.

2 pm, $15-$25

WORKSHOP BLACKSMITHING FOR BEGINNERS MAKE Santa Fe 2879 All Trades Road, 819-3502 Solve the riddle of steel.

3-5:30 pm, $45 JUGGLING AND MANIPULATION WORKSHOP Wise Fool New Mexico 1131 Siler Road, Ste. B., 992-2588 Learn a prop of your choosing.

1-3 pm, $10-$20

MON/1 BOOKS/LECTURES MONDAY STORY TIME Bee Hive Kid's Books 328 Montezuma Ave., 780-8051 Story time for all ages.

10:30 am, free SOUTHWEST SEMINARS: ANCIENT TURKEY DOMESTICATION, ICONOGRAPHY AND HUSBANDRY IN THE MIMBRES VALLEY Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 LANL archaeologist Sean Gregory Dolan lectures.

6 pm, $15

EVENTS FINDING CALM IN THE STORM Thubten Norbu Ling Tibetan Buddhist Center 1807 Second St., Ste. 35, 6607056 Explore the nature of the emotion of anger and learn Buddhist methods to help reduce its harmful effects.

Noon-1 pm, $10 GEEKS WHO DRINK Draft Station Santa Fe Arcade, 60 E San Francisco St., 983-6443 Pub quiz! Win drink tickets for next time.

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El Callejón ceviche ($11.75-$12.75) are a spicy and zingy meal in and of themselves. There are plenty of non-taco options—but seriously, get the tacos. They’re served either a la carte or in platters of three with rice and beans. Our favorite is the barbacoa ($3.25 a la carte), but the tofu ($3.25) is legit too, not to mention camarones ($3.75) and pollo asado ($3.25)—OK, so maybe all the tacos are good. Finish it off with a buñuelo ice cream sundae ($6.95): vanilla ice cream and caramel loaded into a fried and sugared tortilla. Don’t worry about saving room—you’ll be inspired to just cram it in. (Charlotte Jusinski) 208 Galisteo St., 505-983-8378 Lunch and dinner Tuesday-Sunday

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When a beloved institution closes, any establishment that takes its place walks a razor’s edge: Don’t try to be everyone’s best friend right away, but don’t retreat so much into tourism-land that the locals roll their eyes. Raul and LiAnne Morales have struck the right balance with El Callejón, the moodyhued yet friendly family restaurant that took over the former El Paseo space.

The husband-and-wife duo greet you at the door; their daughter brings you your dishes of Aguascalientes-style Mexican food; when we were there, Neil Young twanged from the speakers. El Callejón is more than just a taco joint: Burgers, both meat and vegetarian, range from $9.50-$12.50; tostadas de

Coe Center

El Chile Toreado T h is u na ssu m i ng (a nd recently relocated) food truck offers up some of the spiciest dogs, tacos and burritos in town served up on paper plates with no frills, no ceremony. Though almost all of it can be ordered vegetarian, the menu revolves around carnivorous crowd-pleasers that come in different spicy iterations. Beef and pork take center stage, the former available as barbacoa, carne asada and picadillo, which is similar to hash. Pork shows up as adobada (yes, without the v), al pastor, carnitas, chicharrón, and for the adventurous, as buche—or stomach, cueritos—or pickled skin.

There is also chicken en chipotle or

adobo. Opt for the plate of four tacos ($8) and taste a variety of fillings, and don’t forget to add the earthy red chile or the creamy cilantro green sauce, which looks cooling but tastes like fire. Top them off with crunchy green cabbage or roasted jalapeños, the eponymous chiles toreados—but if you do, be warned. These are some of the hottest peppers I’ve ever tasted in my life. On the whole, El Chile Toreado seriously delivers on flavor, even if it hurts so good. (Mary Francis Cheeseman) 807 Early St., 505-500-0033 Breakfast and lunch Monday-Saturday

These restaurants also appear in SFR’s recent 2019/19 Restaurant Guide. Find pickup locations at SFReporter.com/pickup.

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THE CALENDAR SANTA FE INDIVISIBLE MEETING Center for Progress and Justice 1420 Cerrillos Road, 467-8514 Join the politically progressive group for strength in numbers.

7 pm, free THE SANTA FE HARMONIZERS REHEARSAL Zia United Methodist Church 3368 Governor Miles Road, 699-6922 The barbershop chorus is looking for men and women who can carry a tune, especially baritones.

6:30 pm, free

MUSIC

P R E S E A S O N S A L E A L L B I K E S T E N T O T H I R T Y P E R C E N T OFFUNTIL T A X D AYA P R I L FIFTEENTH MMXIX

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COWGIRL KARAOKE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Sing some Willie Nelson.

9 pm, free DAVID WOOD Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free DOS AMIGOS Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 A Mexican-style duet featuring trumpeter Chief Sanchez.

6-9 pm, free ENCUENTROS INTIMOS CON ENGINE Paradiso 903 Early St. Afro-Latin rhythms, blue notes, rock attitude and flamenco spirit, fused together in theatrical performances.

7:30 pm, $15-$20 JESSIE DELUXE, GHOST FOOT, UNIVERSE CONTEST AND COLE BEE WILSON Second Street Brewery (Rufina Taproom) 2920 Rufina St., 954-1068 Rock 'n' roll from locals, as well as Shreveport, Louisiana (that's Ghost Foot) and Lincoln, Nebraska (Universe Contest).

8 pm, free METAL MONDAY: CARRION KIND, SAVAGE WIZDOM AND ST. VICTIMS Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Local death metal titans Carrion Kind are joined by power-metal powerhouse Savage Wizdom and bizarrothrash supergroup St. Victims.

8 pm, free NADU, THE BED BAND AND THE BLACKOUT PICTURES Ghost 2899 Trades West Road Nadu (lo-fi/garage/surf/ psych/punk from Los Angeles) is joined by local fun-havers The Bed Band and punkers The Blackout Pictures.

7:30 pm, $5-$10 RUBBLEBUCKET Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Don't be surprised to see brilliant crowd-surfing trombone players and sheer ecstasy in gleeful party anthems. Bring your dancin’ feet for this one.

7 pm, $16-$18

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TOM WILLIAMS La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Country swing.

7:30 pm, free

THEATER YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS PROJECT Santa Fe Public Library Southside 6599 Jaguar Drive, 955-2820 Santa Fe kids aged 8 to 12 years old are invited to participate in this theater boot-camp. For more more information, contact ypp@ santafeplayhouse.org.

3:30-5 pm, free

WORKSHOP TAX-AIDE SANTA FE Higher Education Building 1950 Siringo Road Call 946-3615 or go online to sfcc.edu/taxaide to reserve a time for free tax help.

8 am-4 pm, free

TUE/2 ART OPENINGS TAYLOR OLIVER: IMAGINARIUM Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Head to the Satin/Reichman Memorial Art Gallery for an artist meet-and-greet over Oliver's abstract manipulated photograph-painting alchemy.

Through April 30.

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES NATIONAL POETRY MONTH: N SCOTT MOMADAY Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Poet and Pulitzer Prizewinning author N Scott Momaday, along with his daughter Jill Momaday and his granddaughter Natachee Momaday Gray, read together.

6 pm, free PRESCHOOL STORY TIME Santa Fe Public Library LaFarge Branch 1730 Llano St., 955-4860 Kids who are read to are generally smarter than kids who aren't. Get 'em learnt!

10:30 am, free

DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Put on your best tango shoes and join in (or just watch).

7:30 pm, $5 BEGINNING BALLROOM Dance Station 947-B W Alameda St., 87501 Whether you want to be traditional and elegant or spice things up a bit, ballroom dance is a good foundation.

6:30 pm, $20

MALPASO DANCE COMPANY Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Direct from Havana, these contemporary dancers bring the passion and heat of Cuba around the world.

7:30 pm, $35-$79

EVENTS METTA REFUGE COUNCIL Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 A support group for sharing life experiences of illness and loss.

10:30 am, free PHOTOGRAPHIC SOCIETY OF SANTA FE MEETING St. John's United Methodist Church 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-5397 Join your fellow photophiles for discussion on craft and practice. Attendees are invited to bring up to five digital images or prints for peer review.

6:30 pm, free SANTA FE INDIVISIBLE MEETING Center for Progress and Justice 1420 Cerrillos Road, 467-8514 Join the politically progressive group to put into action the planning you did last night.

8:30 am, free

FILM GAME OF THRONES SEASON 7 SCREENING Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 4665528 Join your fellow superfans for two episodes a night at George RR Martin's very own arthouse cinema.

6:30 pm, free

MUSIC AL ROGERS Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Standards 'n' jazz on piano.

6:30 pm, free BODIES, BULL SEAL! AND PSIRENS Second Street Brewery (Rufina Taproom) 2920 Rufina St., 954-1068 Tuesday Night Draft Punx flies again! Locals bring the best of the best in alternative tunes.

8 pm, free CANYON ROAD BLUES JAM El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Sign up to sing or play if you desire, but be forewarned— this ain't amateur hour.

8 pm, $5 JOSH NEWCOM Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Country, rock, blues, metal and bluegrass.

7:30 pm, free RICK MENA Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Flamenco, country, bluegrass, Cajun, blues, rock and jazz.

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BY ZIBBY WILDER a u t h o r @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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n January 2018, China enacted the “National Sword” policy, banning the import of most plastic and other recyclables. In the year since, China’s plastic imports have plummeted 99 percent, and, being that China has handled nearly half of the world’s recyclable waste—and 70 percent of America’s—for the past quarter century, that leaves a big question: Where’s all that supposedly reusable trash going now?

The answer is, in the garbage. a 2017 academic study found that China’s ban, only nine percent of discarded plastic was actually recycled, 12 percent was burned (into our atmosphere, you see), and the remaining 79 percent ended up in landfills or dumped, washing into our rivers and oceans. Of the three R’s we’ve become so familiar with (reduce, reuse, recycle), that last one is a truly dirty word. Recycling is not a viable solution for our plastics problem because it is the problem. By giving the illusion that our recycling efforts are doing something, we do a disservice to ourselves and our planet.

So what can a person do on a personal, everyday level to cut down on plastics and non-recyclable materials? A great place to start is in the kitchen.

Do a Marie Kondo-style assessment of your kitchen plastics. Take stock of the packaging of the food, drinks and kitchen products you buy. Make a list of products you think you can find in either Earth-friendly packaging or, even better, no packaging at all. You will notice some

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things that come in plastic (produce, pasta, cookies, rice, dried beans) also come in paper packaging, or none whatsoever.

Among the worst waste offenders in any kitchen is the Keurig coffee maker. There is a reason John Sylvan regrets his invention: K-cups are not recyclable. If you have a Keurig, switch to 100 percent compostable coffee pods or get reusable K-cups to fill with your own preferred grounds. If you’re in the market for a new coffee maker altogether, opt for a glass pour-over with a steel mesh screen filter.

A pet peeve of many is the paper towel. Paper that comes wrapped in plastic is a double-whammy to the environment.

While there are some things paper towels are good for, such as pressing tofu, dish towels work just as well. Large cotton flour sack towels can handle just about any spill, and smaller hand-size dish rags can be used for the ickier stuff, everything from muddy dog tracks to cat barf.

Under the sink you’ve probably got a collection of yummy-smelling, earth-friendly cleaners. In plastic bottles. Instead of continuing to buy these, consider reusing the containers and making your own cleaners. Most of those good-smelling concoctions are made of ingredients you already have in your home anyway, such as citrus, vinegar and baking soda.

On top of the sink you probably have the plastic petri dish otherwise known as a sponge. Consider instead a European dish towel that dries quickly and can be washed in the laundry or dishwasher.

If you must have a sponge, get one made of natural cellulose from hemp, jute or

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There’s a lot you can do to ditch the plastic in your kitchen, from mason jars to reusable fruit and sandwich bags and more.

cotton. On the subject of germ-collectors, steer clear of plastic cutting boards.

Bamboo and wood chopping boards come from renewable resources and are actually safer than plastic; just be sure they are made with formaldehyde-free glue.

Saran wrap and cellophane are not recyclable. Fantastic alternatives are “bee cloths,” beeswax-infused cloths that mimic the stickiness of plastic wrap, and cotton or linen bowl covers. For the ubiquitous Ziploc (TM, y’all) bag, consider a waxed fabric sandwich bag or sealable silicone freezer bags. These are washable, reusable and, in general, made from products kinder on our Earth than plastic.

If you need to store something longterm, instead of putting it in a plastic bag, collect different sizes of mason jars.

There’s always a good selection at thrift stores, making these extra bonus items already reused and imminently reusable.

For grocery shopping there are also some simple changes that can have a big

impact. Mesh produce bags are a necessity. These can easily be carried in your shopping tote and take away the need for those rolls of plastic bags for items such as loose produce and bulk goods.

Another great idea for the grocery store is to bring your own to-go containers. If you are making deli selections, building a salad, getting some freshground peanut butter or even soap, reuse plastics you already have. Keep a stash in your car along with your totes and produce bags.

Research brands and products online (Amazon and Grove Collaborative are good places to find products already vetted by others), then buy locally. Many grocery stores, big-box stores and kitchen supply stores such as Las Cosas Kitchen Shoppe sell everything you’ll need to rid yourself of recycle-guilt. You’ll never be perfect, but the ripple effect of living and leading by example is the first step to bigger change.

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She’s a smallish-sized dog that would be the perfect addition to any size home. Other dogs her size are fine but larger ones she’d prefer to meet with first. She is about 3 years old and came to us as a stray.

Honey has tested positive for heart-worm disease but we’re already on top of it. She’s started a regiment of medication to begin her treatment. There is no extra fees for her medical costs. Honey is ready to live a home with a family that enjoys her company and wants to keep her around. She’s lived outdoors and that’s just not the life for her. Honey deserves a nice place to rest her head indoors and a family that loves her to pieces.

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Bunny is as unique in personality as she is in appearance.

A beautiful girl, yet a little odd type of dog that likes people but likes her own space too. She is quirky and will run up to the gate to greet you, then run back outside and bark at you. She would fit in a home with another small or medium breed dog that can help her grow trusting humans completely. Bunny is about 3 years old and was a stray. She’s tested positive for heart-worm disease but it is likely in the early stages and she’s now on medication.

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SARAH BURTON Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Folk, pop, rock and country 6 pm, free TOM WILLIAMS La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Country swing.

7:30 pm, free VINTAGE VINYL NITE The Matador 116 W San Francisco St., 984-5050 DJ Prairiedog and DJ Mama Goose spin the best in garage, surf, country and rockabilly.

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6:30-11:30 pm, $30-$35

WORKSHOP SUDS + MUD POTTERY CLASS Paseo Pottery 1424 Paseo de Peralta, 988-7687 Tour the studio and play in the mud with a local ceramic artist at a two-hour class.

6-8 pm, $75

TAX-AIDE SANTA FE Higher Education Building 1950 Siringo Road Are you as baffled by taxes as we are? Well, we’re all in luck. Once again, SFCC and the AARP have teamed up to offer free (!) help taking care of your taxes. NOTE: This year, you must make an appointment. Call 946-3615 or visit sfcc.edu/taxaide to reserve a time. There are some qualifications, and a list of everything you need; get more info when you sign up for a slot..

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The Great Unknown: Artists at Glen Canyon and Lake Powell is on view at the New Mexico Museum of Art starting Saturday, but opens officially on April 5—and we are pumped to be both enthralled and angered by the art and politics therein.

CENTER FOR CONTEMPORARY ARTS 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 Jeremy Thomas: Unintended Consequences. Sharon Bartel Clements: Warrior Women Torso Project. Both through April 21.

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 The Candid Camera. Through April 22.

HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, 575-758-9826 The Legacy of Helene Wurlitzer: Works from the Harwood Collection. Through May 5. Izumi Yokoyama and Tasha Ostrander: Birds of Appetite: Alchemy & Apparition. Lynda Benglis: Bird’s Nest. Both through May 12.

IAIA MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ARTS 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 #NOFILTER: IAIA 2019 BFA Exhibition. Through May 11.

Action/Abstraction Redefined.

Through July 7. Robyn Tsinnajinnie and Austin Big Crow: The Holy Trinity.

Through Oct. 31. Wayne Nez Gaussoin: Adobobot.

Through Nov. 30. Heidi K Brandow: Unit of Measure.

Through Jan. 31.

MUSEUM OF ENCAUSTIC ART 632 Agua Fría St., 989-3283 International wax artists.

MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 What’s New in New: Selections from the Carol Warren Collection. Through April 7. Lifeways of the Southern Athabaskans. Through July 7. Beyond Standing Rock: The Past, Present, and Future of the Water Protectors. Through Oct. 27.

MUSEUM OF INT’L FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 A Gathering of Voices: Folk Art from the Judith Espinar and Tom Dillenberg Collection.

Through Sept. 8. Gallery of Conscience: Community Through Making from Peru to New Mexico.

MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 GenNext: Future So Bright REBOOT. Through March 29.

NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Atomic Histories. Through May 26. On Exhibit: Designs That Defined the Museum of New Mexico. Through July 28. The First World War. Through Nov. 11, 2019.

NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Shots in the Dark; Carved

& Cast: 20th-Century New Mexican Sculpture.

All through March 31.

Wait Until Dark; Night Life Imagination Station. Both through April 21. The Great Unknown: Artists at Glen Canyon and Lake Powell.

Through Sept. 15.

PALACE OF THE GOVERNORS 105 W Palace Ave., 476-5100 Closed for renovations.

POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-3334 In T’owa Vi Sae’we.

EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS 334 Los Pinos Road, 471-2261 Closed for the season; to reopen June 1.

SANTA FE BOTANICAL GARDENS 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Dan Ostermiller: Gardens Gone Wild! Through May 11.

SITE SANTA FE 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199 Jacob Hashimoto: The Dark Isn’t The Thing to Worry About. Through March 24.

WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 986-4636 LIT: The Work of Rose B Simpson. Bob Haozous: Old Man Looking Backward. Both through Oct. 6.

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Us Review Descend into horror

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On the one hand, wunderkind director Jordan Peele is a master of suspense and tension, leading us through an onslaught of unsettling truths and fictions alongside terrifying madness in Us, the followup to his 2017 smash hit Get Out. On the other, the logistics of his new film’s narrative elements unravel just enough to leave us with unanswered questions despite a chilling and satisfying conclusion. If Get Out represented the loss of power, Us is the rise to re-obtain it, though Peele takes us deeper and darker than his previous work, and more capably so.

We follow the Wilsons, a typical family in Northern California, as they hit their Santa Cruz beach house for summer vacation. Adelaide, the mother (Lupita Nyong’o in, believe it or not, her first-ever leading role), grew up there, and a haunting event from childhood still follows her despite a loving husband (Black Panther alum Winston Duke) and children (Evan Alex as the son and the beyond talented Shahadi Wright Joseph as the daughter).

It’s enough to drive Adelaide and the family out of Santa Cruz altogether, but before they can actually leave, mysterious doppelgängers stage a violent home invasion, thrusting the Wilsons into a nightmare as horrendous as it is baffling.

Peele patiently doles out the breadcrumbs, leaving the lead-up to the major events of Us feel-

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ing decidedly more tense than the events themselves. But then, the evil is always scarier before we’ve identified it, yes? With brilliant use of sound design and soundtrack, he toys with our emotions and expectations, creating a sort of Pavlovian response to song and audio cues. Nyong’o’s performance is flawless throughout, lending sympathy to her core character and a quiet monstrosity to her shadow self. Other such mirror characters provide scares as well, but none reach the sublime and subdued insanity of a dead-eyed Nyong’o staring carefully into her own eyes, even if Joseph’s wide-eyed and cold smile as the alternate daughter does follow us to the grave.

A sparse but vital supporting cast wows as well, like Elisabeth Moss and Tim Heidecker (far better known as a comedian) as the friends with the sad rosé jokes and the barely contained ugliness bubbling up from someplace dark within them. We kind of hate them, and we definitely think we’re supposed to.

But then we reach the finish line, where (no spoilers) we’re supposed to accept and process a lot of confusing information rather quickly, some of which pushes our willingness to suspend our disbelief to the breaking point. As an allegory for classist barriers, Peele is right on the money with Us; its more subtle statements, however, may be lost somewhere in the classic horror shuffle.

Then again, perhaps we’re indulging in semantics and ought to just enjoy the ride—or watch it again a few times knowing what we know of its plot. Because it’s a complete joy getting there, and we include Peele’s rise to become one of the most important directors of our time. We can only imagine what comes next.

US Directed by Peele With Nyong’o, Duke, Joseph and Alex Violet Crown, Regal, R, 116 min.

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It’s been 18 years since the members of hair metal band Mötley Crüe released their tell-all book The Dirt, and streaming giant Netflix has given it the feature treatment in a new film with the same old title. A tour through the band’s founding, its absolutely insane years of drug and alcohol use, that rise to super-stardom and, eventually, its members’ sobering-up and growing into living mummies with the collective skin of an old baseball glove, it’s no small wonder The Dirt won’t ever make it to the big screen. It’s terrible.

From the confusing choice to give each of the principal band members (or the actors who play them, anyway) their own sections of narration despite irksomely similar voices, to the problematic way the film version of The Dirt lionizes Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Mick Mars and Vince Neil’s utter disrespect for women and each other, what we get is a disjointed biopiclite that would’ve felt right at home on the

There’s a reason that The Dirt, Mötley Crüe’s biopic, only made it to Netflix—it’s bad.

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Lifetime network were it not for its crassness.

The scene wherein Ozzy drinks his own urine is enough to make us wince, and it doesn’t get much better anyplace else in the movie.

Maybe it would get better toward the end, when all their nonsense catches up with them?

Naw, that’s done awfully, too.

Particularly challenging is the daytime TV-caliber acting, especially from the likes of the usually talented Iwan Rheon (of Hulu’s wildly underrated The Misfits and a little show called Game of Thrones) as guitarist Mick Mars. He seems more bored than we do by the cocaine-fueled juvenile antics of the rest of the band, though it feels like we’re supposed to find such things heroic or funny; maybe it’s just meant to illustrate that Mars was older than the rest and suffering from a debilitating bone disorder? Whatever. He still sucks.

Similar marks go to Douglas Booth as Nikki Sixx and some dude named Machine Gun Kelly as Tommy Lee, two actors who sound like they’re reciting from memory rather than, y’know, acting. Daniel Webber as Vince Neil, however, does show promise—or maybe he was just the only one with actual plot points/real-life CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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events outside of doing too much coke and punching women in the face. SNL cast member Pete Davidson’s in this thing, too, and he’s just so bad it’s hardly worth mentioning.

And so, if the goal was to wow us, to shock us or to otherwise show us how far Mötley Crüe’s members came despite the perilous road to fame and wealth, The Dirt fails, leaving instead a bad taste in our mouths and the disappointment from knowing that the song “On With the Show” is forever ruined because we know just how far into asshole-dom these dudes sank. The Dirt may have been fasttracked in the wake of Bohemian Rhapsody‘s success, but it still feels like this one’s for super-fans only—and it might ruin the band for them, too. (ADV)

Netflix, NR, 107 min.

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A new twist on the odd-couple trope brings Matthew Broderick and Géza Rhorig to the center of this exploration of grief. Rhorig’s sensitive take on recently widowed Hasidic cantor Schmuel collides with Broderick’s awkward underachieving professor-type in filmmaker Shawn Snyder’s To Dust, a drama centered on death that also achieves the rare feat of being funny in the right dose.

Though the audience never sees her face, the absence of Schmuel’s late wife is a character in itself—his inability to quickly let her go and move on is what defines him.

When consultation with the rabbi does not settle his trouble, Schmuel seeks other counsel, ultimately landing in Albert’s community college classroom. Albert (Broderick) is at first a reluctant partner in Schmuel’s quest to understand the division between his wife’s physical body and the freedom of her immortal soul.

As Schmuel tries to justify his orthodox beliefs with the earthly reality of decomposition, a series of unholy science experiments ensue, and the pair go on a bizarre journey. Broderick’s deadpan desire for distance is soon replaced by a kinship of sorts, and the characters unfold just enough to tug on the heartstrings. While there’s no doubt some stereotype about the sect of Judiasm is built in, the treatment of Schmuel’s faith and his traditions feels more reverent than exploitive.

Schmuel’s sons (Leo Heller, Ready Player One, and Sammy Voit, The Americans) are

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splendid, attempting to solve their father’s adult problem while coming to terms with their childish ones. Toss in a critical cameo from Natalie Carter and a bit of a melodramatic and kinda-sorta predictable twist in the end, and voila, existential crisis averted. Kinda-sorta.

We appreciate the choice of sparse, deliberate dialog and poignant cinematography, and we’re relieved that there’s nothing too slapstick, allowing the natural funniness of humans being human to come through. While Albert ostensibly is helping Schmuel, they both seem to be unhinged enough to value a new friend and perhaps learn some things.

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Jean Cocteau Cinema, R, 105 min.

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When Silicon Valley med-tech startup Theranos promised it could conduct hundreds of consumer-ordered tests from a drop or two of finger-drawn capillary blood, often within a small, self-contained box device, big-name investors lined up and the all-too-powerful encircled CEO and founder Elizabeth Holmes.

Holmes was young—a Stanford dropout with a great big idea. Billions were generated for a company cloaked in secrecy that promised far more than it could ever deliver. But as the misinformation grew and the apparent fraud mounted, Theranos doubled down on false data, ultimately bringing about its own demise amid a mountain of dangerous allegations and seeming insanity on the part of Holmes and her one-time COO, Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani.

Documentarian Alex Gibney brings us all the gory details in The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley, the newest HBO documentary.

It’s a gripping tale that starts with hope, winds through schadenfreude and ultimately ends up as a cautionary tale about the dangerous intersection of the American healthcare system, money and influence. We hate that it’s like this, but we strangely enjoy the ride.

The Inventor predictably features numerous doctors, former employees and experts in candid interviews, but it’s the journalists throughout, from those who were duped by Holmes’ seemingly revolutionary ideas to those who recognized the grift and exposed it wholesale, who really bring the heat. With a nigh-unprecedented amount of footage from

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GEORGE R.R MARTIN’S Know what we learned in the new HBO documetary The Inventor: Out For Blood in Silicon Valley? That med-tech company Theranos sucks huge, that’s what. within the company—not to mention tech conferences, television appearances, photo shoots, etc.—Gibney deftly grasps and guides our emotions, of which there are many. We want to like Holmes, then we do like her, but we are eventually disgusted by her ego; or, as New Yorker contributor Ken Auletta, who wrote of Theranos, describes, her zeal. But mostly, we’re disappointed that this story is not uncommon in an America that lionizes the likes of Elizabeth Holmes and Steve Jobs while ignoring the facts in deference to charismatic businesspeople.

Gibney does make bizarre choices now and then, from archival footage that just barely applies to offscreen narration or Holmes’ speeches to the glossing-over of a Theranos employee’s suicide committed in the face of rising scrutiny from regulators.

Even so, The Inventor shines a light on the pressures of entrepreneurship and consumer fervor, the toxic and far-too-secretive culture of Silicon Valley and the illusion of success when a distorted idea of legacy becomes the powerful’s primary guiding light. (ADV) HBO, NR, 119 min.

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superhero, all sly smiles and wise-cracking jokes that humanize her otherwise otherworldly powers without muting her flair. We instantly love her and side firmly with her no matter how the tide turns. The best scenes involve Larson and Jackson’s chemistry, however.

You can practically feel the fun they’re having together, and whatever tech Marvel is using to make Jackson look 20 (or more) years younger is flawless.

There are a few missteps, however, from being beaten within an inch of our lives with ’90s references (we get it, Marvel: Blockbuster and grunge and No Doubt were things then) to the studio’s insistence on cramming as many fan-service-y Easter eggs into the fray as possible. Still, by the time Vers realizes what’s really going on, she embraces her human side and gets down to beating the shit out of anyone who’s asking for it, the only feeling left is that of being utterly psyched.

Let us only hope the entitled comic book brats check their misogyny at the door long enough to take Captain Marvel for what it is; namely, a triumphant expansion of the Marvel universe with one of the most memorable and exciting characters on its roster. More like this, please! (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 124 min.

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Well, it only took about a million years, but Marvel has finally unleashed a standalone film with a woman lead, and anyone left who wants to whine about the woman-ness of it all is clearly destined for the wrong side of history. Captain Marvel is fantastic.

We follow Vers (or Carol Danvers if you like; Brie Larson) as she is swept up in an interstellar war between the Kree and the Skrull, alien races locked in battle for who even knows how long. Vers fights for the Kree, but it’s mostly about having shown up on their planet six years back with no memory than it is about being one of them. She’s powerful but, we’re told by her mentor Yon-Rogg (Jude Law), too emotional to harness her singular powers effectively. Yawn, Yon. Yawn, bro.

Hijinks ensue and ass-kickery commences, but when a seemingly simple mission goes awry and thus strands Vers on Earth alongside a young Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson), alliances shift, the mystery unfolds and Vers spends a solid two hours being an absolute badass. Turns out emotions are part of that— who knew?

Everyone.

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Larson is pitch-perfect as the burgeoning

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Kermit the Frog from Sesame Street is the world’s most famous puppet. He has recorded songs, starred in films and TV shows, and written an autobiography. His image has appeared on postage stamps and he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Kermit’s beginnings were humble, however. When his creator Jim Henson first assembled him, he consisted of Henson’s mom’s green coat and two halves of a white ping pong ball. I mention this, Aries, because the current astrological omens suggest that you, too, could make a puppet that will one day have great influence. APRIL FOOL! I half-lied. Here’s the whole truth: now isn’t a favorable time to start work on a magnificent puppet. But it is a perfect moment to launch the rough beginnings of a project that’s well-suited for your unique talents.

would motivate you to have more sex. But I wasn’t lying when I said that you should have more sex than usual.

And I wasn’t lying when I said you will reap huge benefits from having as much sex as possible. (P.S. If you don’t have a partner, have sex with your fantasies or yourself.)

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus businessman Chuck Feeney made a huge fortune as the entrepreneur who co-developed duty-free shopping. But at age 87, he lives frugally, having given away $8 billion to philanthropic causes. He doesn’t even own a house or car. In accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to follow his lead in the coming weeks. Be unreasonably generous and exorbitantly helpful. APRIL FOOL! I exaggerated a bit. While it’s true that now is an extra favorable time to bestow blessings on everyone, you shouldn’t go overboard. Make sure your giving is artful, not careless or compulsive.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you ever spend time at the McMurdo Station in Antarctica, you’ll get a chance to become a member of the 300 Club. To be eligible, you wait till the temperature ouside drops to minus 100 degrees Fahrenheit. When it does, you spend 20 minutes in a sauna heated to 200 degrees. Then you exit into the snow and ice wearing nothing but white rubber boots, and run a few hundred feet to a ceremonial pole and back. In so doing, you expose your naked body to a swing of 300 degrees. According to my astrological analysis, now is an ideal time to pull off this feat. APRIL FOOL! I lied. I’m not really urging you to join the 300 Club. On the other hand, I do think it’s a favorable phase to go to extremes for an authentically good cause.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scientific research shows that if you arrange to get bitten by thousands of mosquitoes in a relatively short time, you make yourself immune. Forever after, mosquito bites won’t itch you.

Now would be an excellent time for you to launch such a project. APRIL FOOL! I lied. I don’t really think you should do that. On the contrary. You should scrupulously avoid irritations and aggravations, especially litGEMINI (May 21-June 20): Now is a perfect time to start tle ones. Instead, immerse yourself in comfort and learning the Inuktitut language spoken by the indigenous ease. Be as free from vexation as you have ever been! people of Eastern Canada. Here are some key phrases to SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If allowed to do get you underway. 1. UllusiuKattagit inosek: Celebrate your what comes naturally, two rabbits and their immediate life! 2. Pitsialagigavit, piggogutivagit!: Because you’re doing descendants will produce 1,300 new rabbits in twelve amazing things, I’m proud of you! 3. Nalligijauvutit: You months’ time. In five years, their offspring would are loved! 4. Kajusitsiatuinnagit: Keep it up! APRIL FOOL! I amount to 94 million. I suspect that you will approach lied. Now isn’t really a better time than any other to learn this level of fertility in the next four weeks, at least in a metaphorical sense. APRIL FOOL! I stretched the the Inuktitut language. But it is an important time to talk to yourself using phrases like those I mentioned. You need truth a bit. There’s no way you will produce more than a hundred good new ideas and productions and gifts. to be extra kind and super positive toward yourself.

At the most, you’ll generate a mere 50.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): When he was twenty years CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The weather is warm old, Greek military leader Alexander the Great began to conquer the world. By age 30, he ruled the vast ter- year-round and the crime rate is low on Pitcairn, a remote ritory between Greece and northwest India. Never shy South Pacific island that is a 30-hour boat ride away from about extolling his own glory, he named 70 cities after the nearest airport. The population has been dwindling in himself. I offer his example as a model for you. Now is recent years, however, which is why the government offers a favorable time to name clouds after yourself, as well foreigners free land if they choose to relocate. You might want to consider taking advantage of this opportunity. as groves of trees, stretches of highway, buses, fire hydrants, parking spaces, and rocks. APRIL FOOL. I got APRIL FOOL! I was exaggerating. It’s true that you could get major health benefits by taking a sabbatical from civilia bit carried away. It’s true that now is a good time to zation. But there’s no need to be so drastic about it. assert your authority, extend your clout, and put your unique stamp on every situation. But I don’t recomAQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You don’t have to run fastmend that you name entire cities after yourself. er than the bear that’s chasing you. You just have to run LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Now is an excellent time to join an exotic religion. How about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which believes that true spiritual devotion requires an appreciation of satire? Or how about Discordianism, which worships the goddess of chaos and disorder? Then there’s the United Church of Bacon, whose members exult in the flavor of their favorite food. (Here’s a list of more: tinyurl.com/ WeirdReligions.) APRIL FOOL! I wasn’t entirely truthful. It’s accurate to say that now is a great time to reinvigorate and transform your spiritual practice. But it’s better if you figure that out by yourself. There’s no need to get your ideas from a bizarre cult.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Now is a favorable time to disguise yourself as a bland nerd with no vivid qualities, or a shy wallflower with no strong opinions, or a polite VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Studies show that people wimp who prefers to avoid adventure. Please don’t even who love grilled cheese sandwiches engage in more sexuconsider doing anything that’s too interesting or controal escapades than those who don’t gorge on grilled versial. APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, I hope you’ll do cheese sandwiches. So I advise you to eat a lot of grilled the opposite of what I suggested. I think it’s time to cheese sandwiches, because then you will have more sex express your deep authentic self with aggressive clarity. than usual. And that’s important, because you are now in Be brave and candid and enterprising. a phase when you will reap huge healing benefits from having as much sex as possible. APRIL FOOL! I lied when Homework: Want to enjoy my books, music, and videos without spending any money? http://bit.ly/LiberatedGifts.

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