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Good News, Bad News with the goal of letting cops spend more time analyzing crime data and less time gathering it. The administration also wants to reopen the visitors center on La Bajada south of town and spend more money attracting and marketing flights into Santa Fe’s airport.

At first blush, there’s no clear path to a B Y M AT T G R U B S raise for the city’s roughly 1,500 employm a t t g r u b s @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m ees. And the Finance Committee doesn’t seem to be interested in being handed hen Mayor Javier a map by the mayor and city staff that Gonzales delivered shows only starting and ending points. his State of the City “We’ve turned that back to them and address in February, asked, as we go through the process, for he heralded a plan to give 5 percent rais- them to provide us with a few scenaries for city workers, touting their hard os,” says Committee Chair Carmichael work to rein in spending during a string Dominguez. of lean budget years.

One such option is to fund raises by Next year may feel like another one of paying off a bond issue early, saving more those years. than $3 million on interest payments.

In its first look at the Because of those savproposed budget for the ings, the city is likely to fiscal year that starts retire the bonds regardJuly 1, the City Council less of the final destinalearned Tuesday that tion for the cash. the mayor’s vision for Councilor Lindell Santa Fe in his last full says it’s hard to come to year in office is one that grips with the city’s sysgenerally looks to fund tem of walling off funda more efficient goving sources, and that ernment rather than the raw numbers don’t boost the bottom line give a good picture. for existing workers. It Overall, the adminisincludes adding more tration claims a $15.5 -Signe than a dozen jobs at million surplus for the Lindell, city the Parks Department coming year, though councilor to take care of not just just $1.1 million of it is parks, but a flotilla of in the general fund. overgrown medians “It’s always a tough on roads around town. process knowing differThere are modest inent pots of money are creases to tourism-related efforts, too. earmarked for different places. We can But a hefty citywide salary hike isn’t in spend hundreds of thousands of dollars the administration’s plan. on a needed valve repair, but we don’t “We’ll have to look at it in the budget, have any funds to meet the needs of the but 5 percent I think would be a stretch,” interfaith shelter. Those are very hard Councilor Signe Lindell tells SFR during things for me,” says Lindell. a lunch break during Tuesday’s first budCouncilor Dominguez, who by midget briefing. day is wearing the look of someone who Fellow District 1 Councilor Renee knows just how much work goes into the Villarreal overhears. “Ya think?” she of- budget process, says the city’s efforts to fers with a chuckle. get itself on firm financial footing are All told, the proposed budget includes on display in the fact that, this year, the a spending increase over the current fis- council isn’t having to decide what to cal year of $3.8 million in new jobs, pro- cut: grams or program enhancements. Some “I think it reflects the hard work of of the money would go toward automat- this committee and staff from top to ing records at the police department bottom.”

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Have a Cup Santa Fe startup hopes to brings pourover home

BY ALEX DE VORE a l e x @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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n his makeshift workshop located in the back room of Iconik Coffee Roasters (1600 Lena St., 428-0996), Jakub Svec pulls two generations of automated coffee machines from his bag. One is a prototype. “I tinker with this one every once in awhile,” he says with a laugh, gesturing toward a piece of equipment he partially fabricated and 3D-printed at local workshop space MAKE Santa Fe some months ago. “I like to say this is that one that actually works,” he says.

The other machine is what the entrepreneur hopes will be reproduced en mass Svec’s invention is called PERK. Its standout feature is a custom-designed filter created to help automate the process and taste of pourover coffee. The mechanism now stands like a miniature tower, jutting out of the top of the machine. “It’s patent-pending,” he says, “and I call it a ‘bottom-up infusion cham-

ber’ or ‘mechanical suspension infusion chamber.’” Unlike other coffee filters, Svec’s design forces the water up into the chamber to create a more robust coffee that tastes like it was made by an actual human barista.

PERK’s fantastic coffee also circumvents a need for cream or sugar. “The thing with a cup of coffee,” Svec says, “is that without cream and all the sugar, it should be about three or four calories.

But people put this stuff in there to offset that sort of bitter taste.”

Svec, a 2005 graduate of Monte del Sol Charter School, does not have an official academic degree.

But with what he calls a “Google degree,” he transitioned from work as a commercial pilot (where he says he grew more interested in the engineering than the flying) to research and development with Santa Fe-based nanotechnology company Norsam Technologies.

Before long, he would transition to working with coffee.

He won $10,000 from 2016’s local startup comPERK becomes self-aware on the lap of a 3D printer. It petition, bizMIX, for his percolates quietly as it contemplates Asimov’s three laws of idea, which is currently robotics.

Newly minted coffee fanatic Jakub Svec is out to show us just what a coffee machine can do.

the beneficiary of a Kickstarter campaign through which he hopes to raise an additional $100,000 to finish development and mass-produce the equipment through Chinese channels.

“I think it appealed to us because it was a business that he wanted to base in Santa Fe that clearly had a global reach,” bizMIX/MAKE Santa Fe’s Zane Fischer tells SFR. “We don’t have any equity or investment. The compulsion behind bizMIX is to support and develop businesses that really want to be in Santa Fe—we’re not trying to make a buck, we’re trying to make a better community. The bulk [of the money for bizMIX] is put in by other small existing businesses who want to see their peers rise.”

PERK is the sort of idea that seems simple enough, but fills a niche that wasn’t obvious. “I was going into Iconik a lot and wondering why the heck they were doing pourover coffee, and I kept thinking there must be a machine that did the same thing,” Svec says. “It turned out they were, but I wondered why they cost $10-, $15-, $16,000, and how I could find tricks and shortcuts to get close enough.”

In the beginning, Svec set about modifying existing equipment, but the labor and ultimate price point made them inaccessible on a consumer level. The more he learned about coffee and its specific machinery, however, the smaller he was

able to visualize his own invention. Iconik was glad to help, and owner Sean Ham allowed Svec the space to learn as he experimented.

“He approached us first just interested in coffee and how we were brewing it, roasting it, sourcing it,” Ham explains.

“Any kind of improvement, whether it’s in a process we make at Iconik or through some way of mechanizing it, I prefer to think of it as freeing up time and labor to go tackle other obstacles.”

Ham says he isn’t concerned about human workers being replaced by a machine like PERK, and that he looks forward to Svec’s completed product. “In the future, if he comes out with a commercial version after his initial release, we might be open to switching to it then,” he says.

The newer generation of PERK is an attractive, post-modern cube that stands just over 13 inches and could fit easily on any counter. It brews one cup at a time and, unlike a Keurig machine, does not create waste. Svec hopes PERK can bring third-wave coffee—think fancy/not-Starbucks—into homes sometime soon.

PERK also does tea and, according to Svec, should replicate the taste and quality nicer coffee shops’ brews or, at the very least, come close enough. “The more I was researching coffee, the more I respected it,” Svec tells SFR. “I had no idea how many variables there were or how hard it could be.”

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Fizzy Math A proposed 2-cents-per-ounce tax on sugary drinks generates outside interest and inside controversy for Santa Fe B Y M AT T G R U B S m a t t g r u b s @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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ugar-sweetened drinks are kind of a big deal. As proof, witness the more than $500,000 poured into the campaigns for and against Santa Fe’s proposed 2-cents-perounce tax on such beverages. Money from the tax would be earmarked for pre-kindergarten programs for Santa Fe’s 3- and 4-year-olds.

Political committees filed their first campaign finance reports Thursday March 23 for all the in-kind contributions and money they’ve collected and spent since the beginning of February. In some ways, it’s the first look behind the curtain to see who’s pulling the levers. So far, the dollars for “no” are edging out those for “yes.”

But former city councilor Karen Heldmeyer filed a complaint this week with the city’s Ethics and Campaign Review Board, arguing both groups haven’t pulled back the curtains enough.

Heldmeyer tells SFR that both committees screwed up by not checking a box that would let voters know a donation came from a group that, in turn, is not required to disclose the identity of anyone who gave it money.

When the city considered whether it could force campaigns to reveal the identities of people donating through socalled social welfare organizations that sported names like “Building a Better Tomorrow Today” or some other nebulous moniker, it settled on the simpler option of letting voters know there’s dark money behind the donation.

“Instead of trying to trace back who’s given money to whom,” Heldmeyer says of the city’s thinking at the time it wrote the ordinance, “We’re just going to put in that if you’re taking from someone who isn’t disclosing their donors, then you need to say so, and the literature that you’re putting out needs to say so, too.”

For both pro- and anti-tax groups, she argues, that hasn’t happened.

“The fact that both sides have just totally ignored this part of the law, I find very strange,” Heldmeyer tells SFR.

Maybe it’s not so strange; both sides tell SFR they were just following the city’s directions.

“During our mandatory reporting training, the clerk and city attorney instructed us not to check the box referenced in Ms. Heldmeyer’s complaint, and therefore, the additional disclaimer would be unnecessary,” Pre-K for Santa Fe’s Sandra Wechsler tells SFR in an email, adding that the pro-tax committee is happy to

I think we would not define our support only in monetary terms.

-David Huynh, anti-tax advocate

change reports or campaign literature.

“Better Way for Santa Fe & Pre-K carefully reviewed the City’s campaign finance provisions and worked hand-inhand with the City to ensure that our recent filing satisfied Santa Fe’s campaign finance disclosure requirements,” says Better Way spokesman David Huynh.

The city code regarding elections starts off with broad pronouncements about transparency in campaigning, including how “... the public’s right to know how political campaigns are financed far outweighs any right that this matter remain secret and private.”

Assistant City Attorney Zach Shandler says he interpreted code in this election to not require acknowledgment from each committee that it got money from groups that could legally shield the identities of their donors. Shandler says the code is targeted toward candidates, not ballot proposals like the sugary-drink tax.

“The discussion as I recall by subcommittee and [the Ethics and Campaign Review Board] was focused on elections involving candidates and if they were coordinating with independent expenditure groups,” he says. Since there are no candidates, there can’t be coordination.

Shandler says the city feels comfortable that there’s enough transparency in the election.

Better Way for Santa Fe & Pre-K, the anti-tax group that bills itself as “a coa-

lition of concerned citizens, businesses and community organizations,” had just one cash donor: the American Beverage Association. The industry group wired $100,000 to Better Way on March 9.

Better Way also received massive assistance with consulting, media buys, legal work and direct mail from the ABA— more than $150,000. The local Coca-Cola Bottling Co. franchise kicked in with inkind contributions, too, shelling out more than $40,000 for signs, flyers, employee time and meals.

The Santa Fe Chamber of Commerce was the lone non-soda entity and gave $2,000.

All told, Better Way raised $317,000 and spent $96,000 on out-of-state political groups.

“I think we would not define our support only in monetary terms,” Huynh tells SFR. “We have a coalition of restaurants and local grocers—over 130 small businesses across Santa Fe.” However, citing concerns about backlash against coalition members, Huynh would not release the list. The anti-tax group listed no individual donors.

Pre-K for Santa Fe is also largely funded by big donors who support the tax proposal, including former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg and OLÉ—a political organizing group based in Albuquerque. OLÉ gave $100,000 and Bloomberg donated nearly that much in research and media buys.

Pre-K listed just nine individual donors who collectively contributed $855.

The United Way of Santa gave the group $2,800 worth of staff time and two local unions, the National Education Association of Santa Fe and IATSE Local 480, contributed as well.

The group’s total take was $234,000.

“We’re happy to have both local and national support so we’re not drowned out. We’re being outspent,” says political strategist Wechsler, with Pre-K. “We’re super glad OLÉ jumped in.”

With six weeks to go until the May 2 election, it seems likely mailboxes and radio commercial breaks will be full of sugary-sweet messages on both sides of the proposed tax. Earlier, Heldemeyer filed a complaint with the citizen advisory board that monitors elections. The Ethics and Campaign Review Board is set to consider a campaign mailing that didn’t provide the name and phone number of the party responsible. Wechsler has said it came from her camp and the oversight was unintended.

The last day for city residents to register to vote is April 4. Early voting begins on April 12.

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few weeks ago, in a cherry-wood-paneled committee room on the third floor of the Roundhouse, Lesley Galyas stood up and said what a lot of people seemed to be thinking.

New Mexico knows what it needs to do to give kids a better chance when it comes to science achievement, but there’s something in the way.

Galyas joined the cabinet agency that oversees education in the state in 2012 and started updating a roadmap for science instruction that had not changed here since 2003. The former head of the New Mexico Public Education Department’s Math and Science Bureau was floored by how it it ended.

“Toward the end of my tenure at the Public Education Department, I was tasked to edit and change some of the language in the standards to make them politically sanitized,” Galyas announced as she rose to support a bill to enshrine the Next Generation Science Standards in state law.

By the time she spoke to the House Education Committee at the beginning of February, Galyas had left the job. New Mexico still hasn’t updated the standards.

For four years, New Mexico Education Secretary Hanna Skandera has had on her desk a unanimous recommendation from a hand-picked panel of math and science experts. They want the state to join a growing list of others that have adopted the nationally vetted Next Generation Science Standards. It’s been two years since Skandera convened a focus group of 85 teachers, professors and school administrators to review new standards. That group also recommended NGSS adoption.

Still, nothing.

In questioning during three legislative committee hearings—at the behest of Democrats and Republicans alike—and after numerous phone calls and emails from SFR to both the Public Education Department and the governor’s office, no one in Gov. Susana Martinez’ administration will explain why.

The bedrock principles of NGSS are uncontroversial: teaching kids not just the latest science, but doing it using the latest research about how kids learn best.

The sensitive parts of the standards are a tiny but politically charged sliver: human-caused climate change and the theory of evolution. Those have been the sticking points for NGSS adoption in other states that, like New Mexico, lean heavily on revenues from extractive industries. And they were the only academic topics raised by senators and representatives who questioned the new standards this spring in the Capitol.

Martinez and Skandera refused to answer SFR’s questions about their views on what’s causing the earth’s climate to change or whether humans evolved. Neither would say whether they ordered that the new standards be altered, delayed or scrapped.

Some districts and schools in New Mexico are so anxious to boost student performance that they are already incorporating Next Gen principles. The state’s science proficiency numbers are beyond dismal. Just 39 percent of New Mexico high school juniors tested proficient in science last year. Girls lag behind boys; Hispanics and Native Americans trail Anglos. Experts and proponents of the new standards worry the world is well on its way to passing them by.

RELUCTANT WITNESS If you go back and watch the archived video of the Feb. 8 committee hearing, hardly anyone in the room has a visible reaction to Galyas when she starts to speak. After a moment, though, Rep. Andrés Romero, DAlbuquerque, turns toward her. He is the lead sponsor of House Bill 211, which would force the standards into law. The bill passed the Legislature and Gov. Martinez has until April 7 to act on it. If she doesn’t, it’s as good as CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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“Anytime somebody says that they were told by their higher-ups to alter anything is pretty eyebrow-raising,” Romero tells SFR, with regard to Gaylas’ announcement that she was told to “politically sanitize” the standards. “I was surprised that she would mention that in an open committee meeting.”

Galyas may have surprised herself; she did not testify in either of the next two committee hearings for the bill. SFR contacted her directly and through intermediaries. She declined to discuss the four years she spent trying to implement NGSS. Public records show Galyas experienced a fair amount of disappointment.

She expected easy approval of the new standards. Just before the 2013-2014 school year, she told a meeting of the Math and Science Advisory Council that she’d started the process for a rule change. She expected the clock to start on a 30-day public comment period that fall, for the standards to begin a rollout the next school year and full implementation through grade 12 by the 2018-2019 academic year.

In November 2013, the advisory council unanimously endorsed the NGSS and the waiting began.

Throughout 2014, the council tracked the slow progress of the standards. In January and February 2015, the PED hosted a two-session focus group for teachers.

Working with one of the lead writers of the proposed new standards, the group produced a 500-page comparison of the old standards and NGSS. That June, the focus group endorsed the NGSS “as written in its entirety” and laid out a timeline.

In August 2015, the advisory council wrote a letter to Skandera reminding her that it had unanimously endorsed the NGSS two years earlier and urging adoption “as written without any modification” (emphasis by the council).

Since that letter, the process of adopting new science standards has stalled.

Education Secretary Hanna Skandera would not answer SFR’s questions about the delay in implementing new science standards.

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A LEGISLATIVE PUSH Rep. Romero took up the legislation this year to force the state to adopt the NGSS after Las Cruces Democrat Bill McCamley carried it for two sessions. One of the younger state representatives, Romero is a New Mexico native, a UNM master’s graduate and a social studies teacher at Atrisco Heritage Academy High School in Albuquerque. He also shares a point of view with those who opposed his bill: He’d much rather see new standards created administratively by the PED, not by the Legislature creating a law. But he’s not willing to wait any longer.

“There’s a little bit of suspicion because there hasn’t been a reason given as to why these standards haven’t been adopted,” Romero says. “It’s been shrouded in mystery as to why they’d put this council together and then PED would never follow through. Even in their objection [to the bill], they mentioned that the standards need to be vetted through the department.

Here we have standards that have been vetted over the past four or five years. They’ve been adopted by various school districts across the state. Is there something in the standards that they don’t like—like human-caused climate change or evolution?

I don’t know of any other standards that they haven’t adopted that have been as vetted.”

The education department’s start-andstop approach to the NGSS confounds many of the people who are most intimately involved in the push to adopt new standards. Next Gen was developed with the help of Achieve, Inc., a private firm that helped create the Common Core State Standards and the PARCC standardized tests. Education Secretary Hanna Skandera is chair of the national PARCC board.

“My sense is that Hanna is in favor of it,” Rep. Stephanie Garcia Richard says. “I know that she directed her department to do a lot of great work.” A Democrat who represents a Los Alamos-centered district full of Republicans and scientists, and a

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WORSE FOR SOME Demographic gaps in proficiency highlight challenges for Hispanic and Native students, who are performing worse than their peers on average and together comprise 70 percent of the state student population. Those living in poverty also fare worse than others.

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former teacher herself, Garcia Richard wouldn’t say whether she believed Martinez or Skandera had been tinkering with the standards for political reasons.

“I know that PED has done great work in terms of anticipating implementation.

They just have yet to push the button,” she says. Garcia Richard supported the bill in the House Education Committee she chairs as well as in a largely partisan House floor vote in which Democrats picked up just two Republican votes: Rep. Jason Harper, a scientist from Rio Rancho, and Rep. Jim Smith, a Sandia Park high school science teacher. After the vote, Rep. Jim Townsend, an Artesia oil man, posted on Facebook that the bill “would require PED to teach man made climate change, natural selection and evolution. Bad bill.”

In the Senate, retired pastor Craig Brandt, a Rio Rancho Republican, mounted a defense against the bill during the floor debate mainly because it would have placed standards in statute, in effect going over Skandera’s head. In committee, though, Brandt questioned Romero about NGSS content: “They are treating climate change as settled science, is that correct? … I think you and I would disagree on that.” The senator expressed similar doubts about evolution.

But even Republicans who voted against the bill raised questions about the department’s progress toward science standards that can better help New Mexico students into a job market that increasingly favors science and engineering skills

Like many of his colleagues, regardless of how he feels about human-caused climate change and evolution, Dines wasn’t comfortable with ensconcing a specific set of education standards in state law.

Garcia Richard understands, but has a different view. “That’s not what this is about,” she says. “This is about the Legislature making a statement about how important we feel these standards are to the future of students.”

NEXT GEN IN THE CLASSROOM In teacher Willow Gersh’s fourth grade 20 23 classroom at El Camino Real Academy in Santa Fe, about 25 kids split into groups 30 37 to discuss what physical weathering looks like. They’re talking about erosion.

They’ve already plopped four different 7 14 kinds of rock into trays of white vinegar and are waiting to see the effects of chemical weathering.

After a few turns of kicking ideas around in smaller groups, the students sit down in a circle and an instructor asks in top positions.

During the Feb. 8 committee meeting, questions. Hands are raised—with at least Albuquerque attorney and Republican as many girls as boys jumping into the Rep. Jim Dines settled into a grilling of discussion—and then the kids start questhe PED staffer who had been dispatched tioning each other. This is a key part of the to the committee. Why, Dines wanted to Next Generation standards, which tout know, had it been four years of vetting the “soft skills” of critical thinking and efwithout a decision from the department? fective communication as a benefit.

The hallmark of NGSS is what develThe staffer had no answer. “It concerns me that we’re here today and we don’t have a opers call a dimensional approach. Stutimeline as to when the next step is going dents focus on physical and life science, earth and space science and engineering to be from PED,” Dines said. principles. Other concepts like recognizing patterns and cause-and-effect relationships cut across those disciplines.

Finally, the standards ask students to actually build experiments and models to test what’s being taught.

Gwen Perea Warniment, program director for the LANL Foundation’s Inquiry Science Education Consortium, sits in the circle encouraging discussion as Gersh looks on. Warniment works with eight school districts that have already incorporated parts of the NGSS into the current science curriculum. The foundation foots the bill for science kits that guide the way. There’s reading, but there’s also far more action than you’d normally see in a fourth grade science class.

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In addition to sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the floors of various classrooms around New Mexico, Warniment also sits on the Math and Science Advisory Council. She very much favors adopting the standards she teaches—in full.

Is she worried that political and religious conflict over human-caused climate change and evolution are an obstacle?

“That’s a heavy question,” she sighs.

“I have heard rumors to that effect. But I feel like it’s important to trust in the goodwill and the professionalism of people in the Public Education Department.

They know the richness of research that is behind these standards.”

Still, she’s been waiting years for action on the council’s recommendation.

For a scientist, she has a lot of faith in the people she advises in the agency.

“I would hope that they, just like the PED, want to pursue a process in which there is an open view to what’s inside of the process and not necessarily quietly pass them through in a sanitized version,” she says.

NGSS clearly accepts what the overwhelming majority of earth scientists believe: “Changes in the atmosphere due to human activity have increased carbon dioxide concentrations and thus affect climate.” The standards also speak about the fossil record and genetic evidence for evolution.

But here’s one small irony: so do the current standards.

In middle school, New Mexican students learn how species evolve. They learn about the fossil record in seventh grade. In high school, they’ll learn that the earth is more than 3.5 billion years old and that all life on Earth came from single-celled organisms. Teachers will tell them that human activity impacts the ozone and thus, global warming. There’s no mention of creationism or intelligent design in the current standards. The closest the current standards come to broaching the debate that may be holding up the new standards is this: “Reasonable people may disagree about some issues that are of interest to both science and religion.”

OTHER STATES As of December, 18 states and Washington, DC had adopted Next Generation Science Standards. They cut across political preferences and include places as blue as California and Connecticut, as red as Kansas and Kentucky, as green as Oregon and Vermont.

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Gwen Perea Warniment, program director for the LANL Foundation, says Next Generation Science Standards emphasize dialogue and critical thinking.

Below: Next Gen classes often include time for students to quiz each other—and their teacher—about what they’re learning.

In states like New Mexico, where extractive energy industries like coal, oil and natural gas exert a strong influence on state policy, addressing human-caused climate change has been particularly tricky.

Wyoming first reviewed its science standards in June 2012, but the effort to update them “failed miserably,” Department of Education Communications Director Kari Eakins tells SFR. The Next Gen standards were rolled out a year later, but the Wyoming Legislature meted out another failure when it banned all school districts from adopting NGSS. The standards became a campaign issue for state superintendent candidates that fall and, when the dust settled in June 2015, lawmakers repealed the yearold ban. Eakins says the Education Department spent more than $82,000 on a listening tour as it considered what to do next: “We did more public comment on this than on any one thing we’d ever done before.”

The primary sticking point was climate change.

“There’s no question that was the point of contention,” Eakins says. “Wyoming is the nation’s biggest coal producer and we invented fracking here. And as the argument goes, what are the two biggest things destroying our world? Coal and fracking.”

The Education Department formed a review committee composed of parents, teachers, extractive industry representatives and school higher-ups that went through the NGSS line by line, Eakins says.

It altered some of the standards, deleted others, and added new ones. On climate change, the group settled on “asking kids to be scientists.”

“We leave it up to them to decide on the hot-topic issues,” she says. “We are asking them to go through the scientific process and make up their own minds on, for example, whether climate change is human-caused.”

She adds, “The sense is that people— parents, business folks, teachers—are pretty proud of the standards.” The National Science Teachers Association, however, does not count Wyoming among the Next Gen adopters because it altered climate change language in the standards.

Kentucky was the second state, after Rhode Island, to adopt the NGSS in 2013.

When the Kentucky Board of Education held public meetings and recommended that the state adopt the standards, familiar points of contention arose, says Nancy Rodriguez, spokeswoman for the state Education Department. After lawmakers balked, then-governor Steve Beshear overrode them and teachers began instructing on the NGSS two years ago.

Similar to New Mexico, Kentucky hadn’t reworked its science education standards since 2006. Rodriguez visited a classroom in early March and saw what proponents say is the right way to teach science. Rather than sitting in desks and

listening to a lecture about electricity, students were assigned a project: Build an alarm using household items and a large battery.

Unlike Wyoming, Kentucky took the NGSS straight off the shelf without alteration. It’s the same approach New Mexico’s Math and Science Advisory Council recommends.

If we start saying we’re going to start messing individually with this stuff for political purposes, we’re getting away from the main point.

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“People who were in opposition have remained in opposition,” Rodriguez says, adding that there hasn’t been any broad pushback from districts or teachers since Kentucky started down the NGSS path. “I think teachers have been really positive, excited and energized about it.”

The state is in the process of developing an assessment test to measure progress.

THE SEARCH FOR A FIX New Mexico has to do something. Students here lag behind their peers in other states and other countries, according to the National Center for Education Statistics and the Pew Research Center. In a state with two national laboratories, world-class telescopes, a handful of military bases, important archaeological sites and astounding geological variety, there’s ample opportunity to get kids interested in science.

Interested students learn more effectively and score better on assessments.

In Santa Fe, the proficiency rate of 39 percent would mean 173 graduates at Capital High won’t measure up in science when they get a diploma this spring; at Santa Fe High, 161 seniors would fall short.

There’s little chance they’ll ever catch up.

The LANL Foundation’s flashy handouts feature a chart that measures lifetime earnings by college major. The top 10 are all in either engineering or computer science. They far outpace most disciplines, even biochemistry and economics. Supporters say that’s exactly why the state needs to rethink how it teaches science and engineering right now. The best way for that to happen, they say, is to adopt the Next Gen standards as written.

“If we start saying we’re going to start messing individually with this stuff for political purposes, we’re getting away from the main point, which is to give kids the best knowledge possible to learn these principles and get those jobs that are available at the labs, at the spaceport, at the universities, at the other engineering firms,” Rep. McCamley says.

Rep. Garcia Richard thinks that, at the very least, NGSS is worth a try. She’s seen the proficiency scores that drop as interest wanes from fourth to 11th grade. She’s also seen what happens when science and engineering mean something to students who might not otherwise even consider that they could be good at it.

“When I was a third grade teacher at Pojoaque,” she recalls, “I had kids who just came alive when they encountered science in this way.”

Jeff Proctor contributed reporting to this story.

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It Means Cicada The true meaning of glam Albuquerqeue’s Chicharra combines three bassists (yup, three), two drummers, myriad three-part vocal harmonies, special guests and more into a glam rock stew. Well, at least it’s their version of glam rock.

“We love the idea of massiveness,” says Mauro Woody, one of the bassists who also plays solo as Lady Uranium.

“I think what’s wonderful about glam as an idea is that it’s over-the-top; it’s supposed to be about all these different layers.”

And layers they’ve got. With a staggering number of effects pedals at their disposal, Chicharra has managed to take the bass guitar, an instrument that traditionally lives in the rhythm section (though not always—don’t write me letters!), and bring it to the forefront of their sound. This sometimes results in heaviness and it sometimes results in sort of stonery elements, but whatever particular sub-genre Chicharra explores, one thing’s for sure: They rock so hard.

“We just really like low-end,” Woody continues, “and it’s so nice to explore this

more melodic side of the bass.”

Thus far, Chicharra has one album under their collective belt, and as we speak, Woody says they’re “getting our ducks in a row for the release of our second album.” This means the filming of music videos to correspond with a slow trickle of singles to be released before the full album, Let’s Paint This Town in Craters, drops in October from Matron Records and, lucky for us, shows! “It’s prog rock, but in the best way; mathematical, but in a really fluid way,” Woody adds. “We’re playing a little bit of our first album and more of the new one—we really want people to be excited about it.”

Color us excited. Should you wish to join that team, Chicharra plays an 18+ event with Florida psych/synth act PLEASURES. (Alex De Vore)

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LAURIE LANS: WHAT’S A NICE JEWISH GIRL DOING IN THE NAVY? Chabad Jewish Center 230 W Manhattan Ave., 983-2000 Sponsored by the Jewish Women’s Circle, Lans shares her experiences from the time she spent in the service in Iraq and Afghanistan.

6 pm, $12 MARKETING, MAYHEM OR MASTERY? Santa Fe Business Incubator 3900 Paseo del Sol, 424-1140 Santa Fe Score leads this seminar that details marketing techniques so you can grow your brand.

6:30 pm, free NORTHERN NEW MEXICO HORSEMEN’S ASSOCIATION MEETING Pecos Trail Cafe 2239 Old Pecos Trail 982-9444 HIPICO Santa Fe co-owner Brian Gonzales talks about upcoming equestrian events.

So if you’re a horse-person, this may excite you.

6:30 pm, free RAONI PADUI St. John's College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 684-6000 Padui speaks as part of the dean's lecture and concert series titled "The Metaphysical Animal: Kant's Neglected Third Question" in the Junior Common Room.

3:15 pm, free VIET THAN NYUGEN & MAXINE HONG KINGSTON Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Two acclaimed authors delve into their writing processes and the tools they use along the way as part of the Lannan Foundation's lecture series.

7 pm, free

DHARMA TALK: SENSEI JOSHIN BYRNES Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 Dharma talks happen every Wednesday and this one is presented by Upaya's Vice Abbot Sensei Joshin Byrnes.

The evening begins with a 15-minute silent meditation and is a totally serious affair about which we do not joke.

5:30 pm, free FIRESHED AWARENESS SPRING SEMINAR SERIES REI Community Room 500 Market St., 982-3557 This community seminar is an interactive learning experience that addresses the issues affecting our watershed.

Speakers explore the possible impacts of wildfires on things like the economy, culture and recreation.

5:30 pm, free EVENTS K TSIANINA LOMAWAIMA COMMUNITY-STYLE School for Advanced Research ACUPUNCTURE 660 Garcia St., 954-7200 Southwest Acupuncture College Lomawaima speaks about the 1622 Galisteo St., role the School for Advanced 438-8884 Research has played in Santa Receive community-style Fe’s history and its developacupuncture in a group rather ment into the small art city it than a private setting. Make is today in her lecture titled sure to call ahead to schedule “The History of the School your time to be stuck with for Advanced Research and needles in front of a bunch of Its Relationship to Indigenous strangers.

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“Second Nature” by Antone Könst is on view at Radical Abacus as part of the show Premesis, opening Friday.

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THE CALENDAR

FREE!

A Spring Concert Greg Heltman, music director

Sunday, April 2, 2017 AT 2:00 PM — St Francis Auditorium —

New Mexico Museum of Art 107 West Palace Avenue ~ Santa Fe — FEATURING MUSIC FROM — A Chorus Line by Marvin Hamlisch, Copland’s Hoe Down, Music from Titanic by James Horner, and much more!

FREE ADMISSION

Donations at the Door Kindly Accepted Find out more about the Band at these handy websites!

www.santafeconcertband.org www.facebook.com/SantaFeConcertBand The Santa Fe Concert Band is a not for profit organization.

TAPS AND TABLETOPS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Into board games? Good for you. Play one at this game night that happens during happy hour so you can enjoy a beer and a win simultaneously.

6 pm, free

MUSIC DJ SATO Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 House and acid lounge music gets the party started.

10 pm, free DANIEL ISLE SKY The Dragon Room 406 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-7712 Sky, who plays folky originals, is so dedicated to his craft that he has a 198-page full-color book of photos and stories you can buy to go along with his music. Even if you don’t have the book, the music is still good. Do you like James Taylor? Check him out.

5 pm, free JOSH BUCKLEY Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Alt.country and folk songs.

8 pm, free

THEATER +1 TO MISCHIEF Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 This story happens using role-playing game techniques as it tells an improvised comedic tale.

8 pm, $10 WEDNESDAY PAINTING WORKSHOP Mantecon Studio 123 A Camino Teresa, 503-473-2786 The cost covers all the materials you need to join this painting workshop for beginners or seasoned professionals who are looking for a boost or inspiration. Learn to use pastels, acrylic paints, encaustic wax and more.

1:30 pm, $55

THU/30 BOOKS/LECTURES CHILDREN’S STORY HOUR Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 The weekly event offers an hour of stories and picture book adventures about castles, heroes, monsters, mermaids and more aimed to entertain infants, toddlers and younger kiddos up to age 5.

The stories that change each week are read by the bookstore’s staff.

10:45 am, free

DAVID DORADO ROMANO: A WAR OF THOUGHTS St. John's United Methodist Church 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-9274 Romano, a historian of the US-Mexico borderlands and scholar at the School for Advanced Research, speaks about the battleground surrounding the border and how the war there is entangled in thought.

1 pm, $10 NICOLAS KARDARAS: GLOW KIDS Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Learn about the dangers of screen addiction, and how much time is too much time for your kiddos to spend in front of the TV. 8 pm, $10 SOCIAL JUSTICE SERIES AUTHOR ROUNDTABLE: MEXICANOS, MIGRATION AND THE POLITICS OF EXCLUSION Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Authors Deborah Bohm, Sally Horton and Angela Stuesse get together for a panel discussion about the political climate surrounding immigration and migrant work in America.

6 pm, free

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LILLY PAD LOUNGE WITH DJ REBEL FROG Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 DJ Rebel Frog mixes up the dance tunes to keep you hopping along.

10 pm, $7 LIMELIGHT KARAOKE Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 You know karaoke: the performance medium you have to be tipsy to appreciate.

10 pm, free PAT MALONE TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 Malone plays jazz guitar tunes with pizazz.

6 pm, free REGGAE NIGHT: REBECCA ARSCOTT & ONE HEART Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Arscott’s vocals may blow your socks off as she and her group perform a set of upbeat reggae tunes. Dancehall rhythms abound.

10 pm, free THE SNEAKER BALL Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 The inaugural Sneaker Ball benefits the Santa Fe Prom Closet, which helps low-income high school kids get prom gear, featuring a live Americana dance performance by JJ and the Hooligans.

6 pm, $85-$500

DARREN KOBETICH Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Kobetich performs a solo set of folk rock songs.

8 pm, free ELLIS PAUL GiG Performance Space 1808 Second St., 989-8442 Paul brings The World Ain't Slowin' Down Tour to Santa Fe, performing his storytelling folk originals.

7:30 pm, $20

1984 Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 George Orwell’s ominous dystopian novel, 1984, has recently shot to the top of bestseller lists. Thankfully (?), the Playhouse already had the theatrical version on its 2017 program. So, follow Winston as he combats a regime that aims to destroy individuality and humanity.

7:30 pm, $15

EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Battle for the title of biggest know-it-all and beat all the other geeks at their own game.

8 pm, free NATIVE AMERICAN ARTS AND CRAFTS FAIR Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1000 This market event concludes Native American Week celebrations. See art made

by Native Americans, representing a variety of mediums and styles. Plus, there will be entertainment from Rude Boyz, a Pueblo variety band.

9 am-3 pm, free

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Song Paris Mancini loops the loop

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’ve mentioned Paris Mancini’s bizarre looping musical project P S I R E N S before (and that’s gonna be the only time we format the name that way in this piece, but I thought y’all should know that’s the way it goes), but now you’ll have a chance to check her out for yourself at two upcoming shows here in town. And you really should, because goddamn if she hasn’t wormed her way into my mind. Which is odd, as generally projects that combine nonstop sampling and mostly-odd vocal work come across as self-indulgent or like cheating. But Mancini brings a hefty dose of earnestness to her performances. It’s actually quite hard to explain, but it’s like an eerie blend of art project and Bjork weirdness with the challenging musicality (or sometimes lack thereof ) of a band like Oakland’s Clipd Beaks— though there absolutely is a more cohesive vision in Mancini’s work.

Hers is a familiar story: artsy type visits folks she knows in the desert; falls in love; never leaves. And though she spends a good chunk of the year styling hair in NYC to keep those bills paid, Santa Fe is home base or, at the very least, a sort of creative catalyst.

I think in the desert, you have to deal with yourself.

-Paris Mancini

with loops. And whereas a performer like Moldover (who we totally talked about a couple weeks ago) does this in an incredibly complicated yet decidedly solo way, Mancini’s knack for improvisation and love of collaboration drives her songs; it’s almost as enjoyable to mull over what her process might be like as to see it play out live, often with other musicians along for the ride.

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“I think, in the desert, you have to deal with yourself,” Mancini says. “New York is very transient. Here it’s not, and everyone knows who you are and you have to deal with the negative space of the open land.”

This idea of minimalism certainly informs PSIRENS’ sound, but with layers of samples, live instrumentation, vocals and sound effects, there’s a lot going on.

Think of it as deceptively simple, and certainly not for everyone, but perfect for those looking to dabble with the consumption of something experimental yet still musical enough. Really, though, you’ve just kind of gotta see it for yourself.

It’s the natural evolution of a musician who played with bands for years then set out to make up for the loss of personnel

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And that’s when PSIRENS was covered in wires.

This caught the attention of local imprint Matron Records, which has thus far released a split album with PSIRENS and Slow Proteo called Mountain Music based on a shared love of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks. According to Mancini, Matron plans to put out two subsequent PSIRENS works: one called Others, containing collaborations from over the years, and another of stripped-down piano and vocal songs that has yet to be named.

“I think my strength is in hearing the melodies,” Mancini says. “Though I wish I could read music better because I’d love to be a composer … I just hear the arrangements.”

Trust me, though, she’s doing just fine either way. I might even recommend going in to either of the upcoming PSIRENS shows without hearing her first, as I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised—but if you’re the kind of person who just gots to know, you can visit psirensmusic.bandcamp.com.

PSIRENS 5 pm Friday March 31. Free. form & concept Gallery, 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 8 pm Tuesday April 4. $5-$10 suggested donation. Zephyr, 1520 Center Drive #2

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THE CALENDAR MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 A theatrical comedy, written by Ron Hutchinson and directed by Staci Robbins, tells the story of the producer, director and screenwriter of the film Gone With the Wind as they try to rewrite the Southern romantic novel into a screenplay. The three men labor over five days to fashion a work that will become the blueprint for one of the most successful and beloved films of all time. Locked in a room together with nothing but peanuts and bananas for fuel, watch as the three men pull it off.

7:30 pm, $20

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FRI/31 ART OPENINGS ANTONE KÖNST: PREMISES Radical Abacus 1226 Calle de Comercio This group show features two-week solo shows by each artist, and this installation features recent works by Könst. Through April 16.

5 pm, free MADISON CAWEIN: PORTALS TO INVISIBLE WORLDS LewAllen Railyard 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3250 See orchids, peonies and gardenias in these meditations on space and light by the Santa Fe-based painter.

Through April 30.

5 pm, free

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“found photograph, untitled, circa 1940’s” by an unknown artist (obviously) is on view at 5. Gallery as part of the group exhibit Origins: Life is a Lover, opening Friday.

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Existential Style Georgia O’Keeffe, an artist and a style icon STO RY BY M A R I A EG O L F - RO M E RO I L L U S T R AT I O N S B Y T H E A M I L I N A I R É

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s the mother of modern painting, Georgia O’Keeffe’s minimalist aesthetic influenced every part of her life.

She built her house of vision on a strong sense of self, which fostered her artwork and her revolutionary persona, forever marking the world with her impression.

The iconic artist wasn’t like her female contemporaries; the largest space in her home was her studio, not the living room. She didn’t wear high heels or much jewelry. She made her own kimono-like robes and dressed mostly in black.

As we speak, the Brooklyn Museum has an entire exhibit dedicated to O’Keeffe’s life and style. Featuring pieces from her wardrobe, photographs of her from different eras throughout her life and some of her work, the exhibit, Living Modern, shares a title with the book on the same subject written by exhibit curator and professor emerita of art history at Stanford Univeristy, Wanda M Corn.

Living Modern wouldn’t be complete without the collection of clothing Corn borrowed from the Georgia O’Keeffe Museum in Santa Fe, as well as the help of curator Carolyn Kastner, who worked organizing items and piecing outfits together. Both curators see the consistent stylized thread in O’Keeffe’s world as an inseparable part of her legacy.

“Amazing continuity. That’s Wanda’s phrase, and I love that, because this amazing continuity is throughout her life and across all parts of her life,” Kastner says. “This is how she lives, this is how she sees, this is how she thinks.”

The collection includes pieces from every O’Keeffe era. Some are instantly recognizable from photos of her taken by

the likes of Ansel Adams, Andy Warhol and the love of her life, Alfred Stieglitz: dark, layered menswear-inspired ensembles and a black-and-white wrap dress.

“You think there’s one black suit and you see her looking the same over time, but there are actually parts of four black suits when we got her closet sorted out.

So, when one wore thin—and they did— she would have another one made,” Kastner tells SFR, “and the labels inside are dated to a specific time when she had that look remade.”

One could line up the years of O’Keeffe’s black suits, dated with passing time, and realize that when she found something she liked, she stuck to it. “That wrap

dress with the belt—we have 23 of those,” Kastner says. “You think you’re seeing her in one dress, but you’re seeing her in one style of a dress. You get the sense that this is a longevity of one look, and there are lots of editorial decisions around the frame of that.”

The clothes in O’Keeffe’s closet show signs of wear and repair, hinting that she treasured certain pieces, and that she wasn’t delicate with them. They weren’t things she only wore in photo-

O’Keeffe may have designed and made the hidden rainbow cape herself, and she had at least 23 of her favorite black and white wrap dress.

graphs. “She’s always being fluid and in motion, and her clothes show that. They have pockets and they have patches on them because something happened and she wanted to continue wearing them,” Kastner says. Some items in her closet were so finely made, they sustained wear to perfection; like her cape by New York designer Zoe, who also made Stieglitz’s famous cape. Kastner jokes that it’s fabricated so finely, it could survive a nuclear event. “It’s so beautiful it breaks my heart, seriously,” she says.

But the collection includes examples from less affluent times in O’Keeffe’s life, including some she may have designed and made herself. And some of the pieces in the collection have artistic statements hidden in their folds, like a kimono wrap that features a hidden band of hand shibori dyed silk, made by a delicate process of dip-dying. “That’s a very interesting piece and it goes to a very early date,” Kastner says. “It’s common that she would be dressed in black, but there would be a detail that maybe only she would know, like this rainbow of color on the inside.”

Founder of modernism and minimalist fashion aside, O’Keeffe was an artist, and she wore things she could paint and move in; things that were comfortable, livable, and in line with her aesthetic. Her tendency toward menswear and robes, wrap dresses and kimonos mirror the current trends so closely, we should honor her foresight and influence.

Kastner asserts that the key ingredient to O’Keeffe’s style was simplicity. “Whether it has stripes or plaids or flowers— which are in her wardrobe—they all create a beautiful silhouette.

That, I think, is what gives us the sense of style, it’s really a simplified sense of dressing.”

If you want to hear more about the Claire McCardell dresses, Ferragamo shoes and Hector Aguilar turquoise belts that remain behind as relics of the iconic painter, attend Kastner’s upcoming lecture on the very subject as part of the Breakfast With O’Keeffe series.

CAROLYN KASTNER: MODERN STYLE AND O’KEEFFE’S CLOSET 9 am Wednesday May 3. $15.

Georgia O’Keeffe Museum Education Annex, 123 Grant Ave., 946-1039

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doesn’t replace sex for me. Is there a conversation to be had about this? Should I just keep my mouth shut? I love him but I am so frustrated.

-Sincerely Perplexed Over Unwanted Sexual Energy

Gay guy here. Met a guy online. He came over. We had incredible sex and then a great conversation lasting several hours. But—and you knew there was one coming—he told me that he lied about his HIV status. (I asked him before meeting him, like I do with anyone.) He is undetectable, but he told me initially he was “HIV/STD negative.” I got very upset—more from the lie than his status. (I know that undetectable is practically the same as negative.) I really like him, but that was a big lie. He told me all about his life and any other secrets after that. Should I swear off him for lying about such a big topic? Or is the fact he did tell me and our connection enough to give him a second chance? I had not been that happy up till the reveal in, well, maybe ever. But I want to be wise.

-Did Ask, Didn’t Tell Why would he lie? To avoid rejection. Obviously. Guys often refuse to hook up with guys who are honest about being HIV-positive even though a positive guy with an undetectable viral load is less of a risk—at least where HIV transmission is concerned—than a guy who believes himself to be negative because he was the last time he got tested or because he doesn’t think he could ever get infected and so has never been tested. Someone who was recently infected is highly infectious; someone who doesn’t think he could ever get infected—because he doesn’t sleep with older guys, because he only tops, because his ass is magic and he uses unicorn spit for lube—is a fucking idiot, and fucking idiots are higher risk for fucking everything.

Sometimes positive guys get sick of being punished for being honest, and so they lie— and it’s particularly tempting to lie to someone you don’t expect to see again, i.e., a quick hookup. HIV-positive people shouldn’t lie to their sex partners. Obviously. People should be honest, informed consent is consent, and lying about your HIV status can be risky for people with HIV. Thanks to stupid laws passed by ill-informed idiots, failing to inform a sex partner you’re HIV-positive is a crime in many areas. There are people in prison today—mostly men, mostly black—for failing to disclose.

These disclosure laws incentivize not knowing your status—you can’t be punished for not disclosing what you don’t know—putting everyone at higher risk.

Why would he tell the truth? It’s possible he lied to you about his status—a lie he regarded as harmless thanks to his undetectable viral load—because he assumed this would be a hookup and nothing more. He wasn’t going to infect you and he wasn’t going to see you again. But after you two hit it off, DADT, he decided to tell you the truth right away instead of waiting weeks or months.

The connection you describe is hard to find—this could be the start of something great—but the lie he told was big, yes, but understandable. I think he deserves credit for coming clean right away—and a second chance.

I want to fuck my 31-year-old husband more often than he wants to fuck me, his 27-yearold wife. We have been married for three years and together for four. My question is twofold: One, how do I gracefully accept his “no”? We have sex usually two times a week—I wish it was more like five—which means he turns me down two or three times a week. I want to be better at hearing “no” from him without getting upset. The more I freak out, the less likely he is to fuck me the next time I ask. It’s a bad cycle. Two, he watches porn every day.

I know because I was naughty and snooped. I love porn and I watch a lot of it myself. But it

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You want to have sex five times a week, SPOUSE, you watch a lot of porn, and porn doesn’t replace sex for you. Isn’t it possible that it works the same way for your husband?

He wants to have sex twice a week, he watches a lot of porn, porn doesn’t replace sex for him. Don’t assume your husband is having a wank every time he visits a porn site. Lots of people—men and women—like to take a quick peek at porn sites, get a little erotic charge, and then get on with whatever they’re doing without stopping everything to have a wank.

That said, SPOUSE, I can certainly understand why you’re frustrated—you’re having a lot less sex than you’d like and you’re constantly feeling rejected—but blowing up about porn isn’t going to help anything. So what do you do with your feelings of frustration? Regarding frequency, SPOUSE, you directly address the issue with your husband and propose a lowstakes, low-pressure (and mutually pleasurable) compromise. Tell him you’d like to aim for three times a week, but put mutual masturbation on the table for that third time and/or the husband giving you a masturbatory assist.

He may not be up for PIV more than twice a week, but he may be up for crawling into bed with you and either having a wank with you or holding you and talking porny while you have a wank.

As for your frustration around always initiating, well, sometimes we have to accept the shit we cannot change. As the person with the higher libido in your relationship, SPOUSE, you may be stuck being the initiator.

I’m a teenage girl and I’m really horny. I always think about sex, and I’d like to masturbate sometimes. I can’t live in this way, sometimes I feel physically and psychologically bad because of this terrible need to have sex or stuff. I’m single, and I don’t want to lose my virginity with a random guy. I really need some advice from you! How can I masturbate or quit this exaggerated libido?

-Don’t Reveal My Name Your libido is your libido, DRMN. It isn’t exaggerated, it simply is. Some people have high libidos, some people have low libidos, some people have no libidos, and an individual’s libido can wax and wane and wax again over the years. You’re at the stage of life when people tend to be at their horniest and consequently think about sex a lot. Women and girls, too.

(Don’t let anyone tell you that women aren’t as horny as men—reread the last letter.) If you find yourself distracted by sexual thoughts, DRMN, masturbating can help—most people find they can concentrate on other things for at least an hour once they’ve rubbed one or two or three out. As for how you masturbate…

Masturbate on your own or with a partner, in private, and whenever you feel the desire or need to. Enjoy!

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Filmmakers, lovers, wannabe porn stars, sex-positive types, kinksters, and other creative types are invited to create short porn films—five minutes max—for HUMP! 2017, my dirty little film festival! HUMP! films can be hardcore, softcore, live-action, stop-motion, animated, musical, kinky, vanilla, straight, gay, lesbian, bi, trans, genderqueer—your film can be anything because everyone and everything is welcome at HUMP! For more information on submitting a film—including info about the big cash prizes!—go to tinyurl.com/hump2017!

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MONTE DEL SOL STUDENT ART SHOW Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 Students from the local charter school present works they created in their visual art electives representing sculpture, painting, photography and more. Through April 9.

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES STEPHEN HOUSER St. John's College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 684-6000 Houser tackles one of the greatest thinkers of all time in his lecture "Are wasps figs? Are figs wasps? An Aristotelean conundrum."

7:30 pm, free

DANCE 11th ANNUAL MOUSTACHIO BASHIO Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Dress weird, mingle with strangers and bask in the glory of all the hipster facial hair at this annual event(which usually happens in Albuquerque) to see while listening to live musical performances by Cloacas, Alxxs Garza, Late Night Radio and more. Dance the night away, and wear a fake mustache if you don’t have a real one (this is not a requirement, just a suggestion).

8 pm, $20-$30 FLAMENCO FIESTA 2017: HITO-FUDE AND SUMI-E Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Flamenco dancer Mina Fajardo combines her talents with legendary flamenco guitarist Chuscales as they present their dual effort program. It borrows inspiration from the Japanese Painting Art and translates it into the flamenco dancer's movements.

7 pm, $20-$25

EVENTS COMMUNITY DAY AT THE GARDEN Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Stop and smell the rosebuds because it's free admission for New Mexico residents and students.

10 am-3 pm, free

MUSIC AWAKEN THE NIGHT Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Get your night-timing on at this concert that presents live electronica performances from SaggaLiffik, kinetix, Red Masked Villains and more. (see SFR Picks, page 19).

7 pm, $5-$15

BILL HEARNE TRIO Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Americana by the Best of Santa Fe 2016 winner.

6 pm, free DAVID GEIST Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Broadway standards by this pianist who worked in New York with composers like Stephen Sondheim for years.

6 pm, $2 EVE WEST TRIO First Presbyterian Church 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Slide into your weekend with this group’s jazz and Latin standards.

5:30 pm, free GREG BUTERA AND THE GUNSELS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Cajun honky-tonk.

7 pm, free JJ AND THE HOOLIGANS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Say goodbye to March and catch this live R&B, pop and rock performance.

8:30 pm, free KINETIC FRIDAYS Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Get kinetic and jump around in time to the beat. If you do it well, you can call it dancing. TGIF. 10 pm, $7 MUSIC ON BARCELONA Unitarian Universalist Congregation 107 W Barcelona Road, 982-9674 Enjoy tunes performed by the Brahms Piano Quartet and the Black Mesa Brass Quintet.

5:30 pm, free PSIRENS form & concept Gallery 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8811 The Matron Records performer does her indie-rock thing at the Last Friday Art Walk as Brett Kern debuts a new porcelain dinosaur sculpture. Dinosaurs and rad live music. Seriously, what more could you want? (See Music, page 23.)

5 pm, free THE HIGH DESERT PLAYBOYS Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Albuquerque-based rock and honky-tonk.

10 pm, $5 THE THREE FACES OF JAZZ El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Swinging jazz by this trio welcomes a different special guest each time.

7:30 pm, free

WORDS IN THE WIND: A COMMEMORATION OF THE BOMBING ON AL MUTANABBI STREET IN BAGHDAD Santa Fe University of Art and Design 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 473-6011 Honor the 10th anniversary of the bombing of al Mutanabbi Street, the district in Baghdad where the arts flourished. Over 30 readings happen around the world to help remember dozens of dead at this event.

Melanie Monsour has written a piece that is performed by students and community musicians.

5 pm, free ZOLTAN & THE FORTUNETELLERS Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Folk rock fun.

6 pm, free

THEATER 1984 Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 George Orwell’s ominous dystopian novel, 1984, has recently shot to the top of bestseller lists. In the theatrical version, follow our hero Winston as he combats a regime that aims to destroy individuality and humanity.

7:30 pm, $15-$25 MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 This theatrical comedy tells the tale of the making of Gone With the Wind. It’s written by Ron Hutchinson and directed by Staci Robbins.

7:30 pm, $20

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WORKSHOP MENTAL HEALTH FIRST AID TRAINING Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1000 Call to register for this course that can give you the tools to help an individual in crisis and recognize the warning signs for mental health problem, especially if you’re an early bird.

8 am-5 pm, free

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ART OPENINGS ORIGINS: LIFE IS A LOVER 5. Gallery 2351 Fox Road A group show that features diverse works by John Connell, Kerri Rosenstein, Michelle Cooke and more.

5 pm, free RHYTHMS OF DISTORTION Freeform Art Space 3012 Cielo Court, 692-9249 This exhibition presents an energetic perspective on figures and objects in space, while observing alternative approaches to emotional and psychological identity in contemporary Western society (see SFR Picks, page 19).

5:30 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES ANUDDER COLORING BOOK: LAUNCH PARTY op.cit Books DeVargas Center, 157 Paseo de Peralta, 428.0321 Longtime Santa Fe artist Rick Fisher celebrates the joy of coloring at the launch of his latest work, Anudder Coloring Book, which is a wacky collection of coloring options for adults, following in the wave of adult coloring books. His images are kinda trippy and all are udder-inspired.

2 pm, free JOHN PITTS: PORTUGAL, ADVENTURE IN HISTORY AND GASTRONOMY Travel Bug Coffee Shop 839 Paseo de Peralta, 992-0418 Portugal has a rich cultural history that dates back to the Neanderthal period, and Pitts covers this fascinating and lesser-known side of the European country in his lecture.

5 pm, free LAURIE ARNOLD Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 As part of Collected Works' Young Adult series, Arnold reads from her novel Hello There, Do You Still Know Me? It tells the tale of a summer interrupted by a spunky grandmother and all her plans.

4 pm, free

THE NEW MEXICO BACH SOCIETY For the last 12 years, celebrated sex columnist Dan Savage (whom we run in this very paper every week) has hosted HUMP!, a less-than-traditional user-made and -submitted pornography film festival. Its roots are small, but HUMP! has grown into a nationally touring event.

Now, before everyone starts rallying for purity or whatever, keep in mind that this thing is way more about fun and funny or even deep and moving than it is about straightup sex. And though we usually don’t feature Albuquerque events, we’re pretty big Savage fans and think that sex should be normalized and we also like fun and fucking.

Huzzah! Hence, we called Savage to get the details about the upcoming HUMP! events at the Guild Cinema (7:30 Friday, March 31; 7:30 and 9:30 pm Saturday, March 31 and April 1. $18-$20. 3405 Central Ave., Albuqeruque, 505-255-1848). This should be hot, y’all. (Alex De Vore)

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What’s that selection jury like? Like, is it uncomfortable? I mean, people must get aroused...

We have these long debates. We get hundreds of submissions and have room for maybe 25 tops. I have final say because it’s my goddamn film festival! It’s a really fun process, but it’s grueling. People don’t come to HUMP! to sit in a theater and masturbate, and it’s rare for us to get aroused—we’re there to examine the films. It’s a humor/film festival; creative short films with pornography as a theme or pornography allowed. Audiences are challenged by HUMP!, and so is the jury.

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Do you ever get protesters?

We’ve had some anti-porn protesters, from the right, not the left. It’s only been a small handful. Some guy outside a screening or a bunch of people in Portland handing out fliers about how people were going to hell and I was a monster. Porn is ubiquitous. The idea that no one else had porn before we came and showed it in a movie theater ... When people are walking around with laptops and wifi and phones, there’s porn on the bus, in elevators, in shopping centers. We’ve encountered a few cases where people tried to prevent us from screening. The city of Pittsburgh acutally prevented us from screening, but they already had porn.

Any tips for aspiring porn star types?

Don’t try to make commercial pornography. The films that do well are the personal ones that show the people who made them’s thing. There are audience winners, and the films that win are the ones that are personal and subjective, not ones that try to appeal to everyone. Have a sense of humor and show us what you’re about. The film that won the grand prize features this older couple discussing their relationship and is interspersed with discussion and their lovemaking. They’re not the hottest people by conventional standards, but it’s so personal and revealing and moving. There’s some kinky ones this year. There’s just a lot of really great stuff.

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Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Gary Snyder, shares his perspective of the rise of the countercultural West Coast scene.

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DANCE FLAMENCO FIESTA 2017: HITO-FUDE AND SUMI-E Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Flamenco dancer Mina Fajardo combines her talents with those of legendary flamenco guitarist Chuscales as they present their dual effort program, which borrows inspiration from the Japanese painting art and translates it into the flamenco dancer's movements.

7 pm, $20-$25

EVENTS SANTA FE ARTISTS MARKET Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 310-8766 Expect a presentation of paintings, photographs, ceramics and more made by local artists at this early-morning market. Get that worm, and a new vase while you’re at it.

8 am-1 pm, free

MUSIC ANDY PRIMM Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Rock with Primm solo. He usually lends his talents to various rock acts in town, but here he is distilled.

7 pm, free BOB FINNIE Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Finnie plays a romantic repertoire of piano standards in a classy joint. Don’t wear flipflops, you jerks.

7 pm, free DANA SMITH Upper Crust Pizza 329 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0000 Country originals by this singer-songwriter. And pizza, because pizza is life.

6 pm, free DEAD MAN WINTER The Bridge @ SF Brewing Co. 37 Fire Place, 424-3333 Dave Simonette is the frontman of this rock group, whose newest album Furnace focuses on his recent break up, so expect some fiery regret in these lyrics.

7:30 pm, $19-$22 MÜSHI PROJECT Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Funky jazz goes with their funky band name.

6 pm, free SHANE WALLIN Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Folk rock songs while away the afternoon.

3 pm, free

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STRAND OF OAKS Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 This rock performance supports Planned Parenthood by donating $1 from every ticket to the health care organization. The evening begins with a set by Heather McEntire, who is a rocker herself.

8 pm, $16 WILKINSON'S QUARTET Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Western swing and hillbilly blues.

7 pm, free WINGS FOR HOPE SPRING BASH Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Witness a battle of the bands as rockers Midlife Crisis, Smooth and Bring the Scissors perform for the chance to win a full-night concert on the Boxcar stage.

This event benefits Wings for Hope, a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping underprivileged school children ages K-6. There’s no cover charge, but the suggested donation is $10.

7 pm, free

THEATER 1984 Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The theatrical version of George Orwell’s ominous dystopian novel, 1984, features protagonist Winston as he combats a regime that aims to destroy individuality and humanity. This is the opening night gala, so enjoy refreshments and dress fancy.

7:30 pm, $30 MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 See this comedy, which chronicles the writing of the screenplay of Gone With the Wind.

7:30 pm, $20

SUN/2 ART OPENINGS CYNTHIA ARUNDHATI LADDS: TIMELESS AWAKENINGS Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Ladds presents a retrospective of her paintings, which include images of Buddha, in the Tybie Davis Satin Gallery.

2-4 pm, free JODY NARANJO: REVEALING JOY Museum of Indian Arts & Culture 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Naranjo is a Santa Clara Pueblo potter and she presents her newest graphic-inspired, contemporary works in this solo exhibit. Her opening falls on the first Sunday of the month, which means the museum is free for New Mexico residents.

10 am-5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: PETER ST. CYR Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 St. Cyr, the director of the New Mexico Foundation for Open Government, speaks about his former career as an investigative journalist and what happened in the 2017 Legislative session.

11 am, free WRITER'S SERIES: GUNS: AN ANTHOLOGY Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 A huge author event celebrates the release of this anthology, titled Guns, which features stories by authors like N Scott Momaday, Alice Carney, Jim Terr and more.

Edited by Gerald Hausman, all of the stories focus on the history of—you guessed it—guns.

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DANCE FLAMENCO FIESTA: HITO-FUDE AND SUMI-E Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Flamenco dancer Mina Fajardo combines her talents with flamenco guitarist Chuscales as they present their dual effort program, which borrows inspiration from Japanese Painting Arts.

2 pm, $20-$25

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MUSIC BOB FINNIE Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 A set of soothing piano tunes goes well with Sunday.

7 pm, free CRYPTIC WISDOM TOUR Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Hip-hop performances by Benzo, Pro Ballas Family, High Quality and more.

7 pm, $8-$15 KEY FRANCES BAND Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 A live blues concert on the tavern’s deck.

3 pm, free PLEASURES, CHICHARRA AND PPOACHER PPOACHER Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Hailing from the swamplands of South Florida, PLEASURES is a psychedelic quartet forging their own soundscape of futuristic synthwave. They perform with local support by Chicharra, an Albuquerquebased glam-metal outfit and local rockers ppoacher ppoacher (see SFR Picks, page 19).

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MON/3 BOOKS/LECTURES JEREMY MOSS: ANCIENT SITES AND ANCIENT STORIES III Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Moss presents his lecture, "Patterning in Procurement of Obsidian in Chaco Canyon and Chaco-Era Communities," in which he speaks about the semi-precious stone and its value in ancient cultures.

6 pm, $15 LAYLI LONGSOLDIER Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 This poet presents her latest collection, Whereas, which won the Whiting Award for excellence in poetry.

6 pm, free

EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK Draft Station 60 E San Francisco St., 983-6443 Battle others for the seat as king of knowing everything about trivia.

7 pm, free

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1984 Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The theatrical version of George Orwell’s ominous dystopian novel, 1984, features protagonist Winston as he combats a regime that aims to destroy individuality and humanity.

2 pm, $15-$25 MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 This theatrical comedy, written by Ron Hutchinson and directed by Staci Robbins, tells the story of the producer, director and screenwriter of the film Gone With the Wind as they try to rewrite the beloved Southern romantic novel into a screenplay.

3 pm, $20

THE FABULOUS EQUINOX ORCHESTRA Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Saxophone, trombone and stunning vocals by lifelong friends Jeremy Davis and Clay Johnson combine in this duo as they perform classics by Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, The Allman Brothers and more.

8 pm, $15-$30 MELLOW MONDAYS WITH DJ OBI ZEN Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 This DJ mixes live instrumentals into his electronica sets.

10 pm, free PSIRENS, DOTSON AND KINDIFIED Zephyr 1520 Center Drive #2 P S I R E N S’ ghost pop will haunt you with its pure awesomeness. Dotson spins rhythm-based electronica and Kindified plays their nice rock (see Music, page 23).

9 pm, $5-$10

WORKSHOP SHELDEN NUÑEZ-VELARDE: ARTIST DEMONSTRATION Wheelwright Museum of the American Indian 704 Camino Lejo, 982-4636 Nuñez-Velarde, a Jicarilla Apache artist, demonstrates his process of creating micaceous pottery at this event.

1 pm, free ZEN MEDITATION INSTRUCTION Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 Zen strikes us as the kind of thing you probably cannot be taught, but they’re going to try.

3 pm, free

TUE/4 BOOKS/LECTURES JOHN MACKER St. John’s College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 684-6000 Macker discusses the question of authenticity in poetry in the Senior Common Room.

7 pm, free

MICHAEL KEARNS: MACHINE LEARNING AND SOCIAL NORMS Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Algorithms, including those that can learn to predict from historical data, are making increasingly consequential decisions about the lives of individual citizens. This trend has been accompanied by increasing concern about erosions of privacy, fairness and transparency. Kearns describes some of these developments with a focus on what it means for machine learning to be “fair.”

7:30 pm, free RIKA BURNHAM: ANNUAL INNOVATIVE THINKER LECTURE Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 SITE Santa Fe presents a lecture by Burnham, head of education at the Frick Collection, which describes experiencing art as encounters with truth titled, The Dreamer Position.

6 pm, $10 VOICES OF COUNTERCULTURE IN THE SOUTHWEST Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Hear from many of the contributors to this new book about life in New Mexico including Lisa Law, Meredith Davidson and Sylvia Rodriguez (see SFR Picks, page 19).

6 pm, free

April is National Poetry month

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Stanley Crawford TheVillage

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SANTA FE OPERA SPOTLIGHT SERIES:

Laurie Arnold Hello There, Do You Still Know Me?

THURSDAY, APRIL 20

Jack Loeffler, Enrique La Madrid, Lisa Law, Meredith Davidson, Hans Van Briesen, and Sylvia Rodriguez Voices of Counterculture in the Southwest

Oliver Prezant presents Crazy for Mad Scenes!

Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor

THURSDAY, APRIL 6

Stephen Pett, Judith Toler, Kristen Barendsen, Janie Chodosh, Helga Schimkat, and Donald Levering

Deborah Madison In My Kitchen FRIDAY, APRIL 7 @ 7PM

OFF-SITE AT UNITARIAN CHURCH OF SANTA FE ON BARCELONA ST.

Peter Marra Cat Wars

SATURDAY, APRIL 8

Julia Goldberg INSIDE STORY: Everyone’s Guide to Reporting and Writing Creative Non-Fiction TUESDAY, APRIL 11

Anne Hillerman Song of the Lion THURSDAY, APRIL 13

Poet Dana Levin Banana Palace

SATURDAY, APRIL 22 EARTH DAY CELEBRATION

TUESDAY, APRIL 25

Poet Christopher Johnson &luckier WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26

John Kessell Whither the Waters: Mapping the Great Basin THURSDAY, APRIL 27

SFCC Writing Awards ceremony for its students writing contest. ALL WELCOME! FRIDAY, APRIL 28 SANTA FE OPERA SPOTLIGHT SERIES:

Oliver Prezant presents Shall We Dance?

The Waltz in Opera, Strauss’ Die Fledermaus

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DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Bring your best tango moves to this weekly dance.

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TAKE HOME A WINNING PHOTO at the 2017

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FINALISTS Daryl Black David Darby Dan Gerth Gayther Gonzales

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IN THE 2017 SFR PHOTO CONTEST Bobby Gutierrez Paul Horpedahl Jamie Kaminskas Roderick Kennedy

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The Cosmopolitans New art blog unites up-and-coming artists in Santa Fe—and across the world

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s the internet strengthening human connections or degrading civil society? In an era of “fake news” and presidential Twitter tirades, the debate seems all but settled. Santa Fe art world denizen LE Brown presents a more optimistic answer at the top of her new blog. The URL—descent-of-man.com, a nod to Charles Darwin’s seminal text on evolution—conflicts with the header at the top of the site, which reads: “Ascent of Man.” Brown’s reason for the switch becomes clearer as you scroll down the page, clicking through interviews with young artists who have fresh and powerful messages for the world.

“Modern modes of communication are really freeing,” says Brown. “You can literally talk to anyone, and that’s a big reason I think the internet is great.” Brown, who works as an associate art director at Nedra Matteuci Galleries by day, has styled herself as a 21st-century salonniere with infinite walls in her digital living room.

Descent of Man (the blog’s official title) sheds light on a cosmopolitan community of creatives in Santa Fe and across the world. Our national borders might be tightening in a political sense, but these artists are building virtual bridges that will be much harder to dismantle.

On Brown’s first day in New Mexico, she drove from Albuquerque to White Sands National Monument. “I had to pull off to the side of the road, I was sobbing so hard,” she says. “It was so beautiful and intense.” Brown had recently graduated from the University of California, Santa Cruz, with a degree in art history, and she was on a road trip across the country. She grew up in Ventura, California, and knew she wanted to move away from the Golden State. When she passed through Santa Fe, Brown printed a stack of resumes and passed them out on a gallery walk.

Nedra Matteucci called her not long after she got back to California. They wanted an in-person interview. “That’s when

Brown’s latest interview is with local musician and visual artist Christian Michael Filardo, who shot this 35 mm photograph.

I packed up and drove back, and decided that even if I didn’t get the job I would just stay. And I did get the job,” Brown says.

Two weeks after that first drive through New Mexico, she was unpacking in her adobe apartment. That was over a year ago, in February 2016.

Brown studied art of the Middle East and North Africa at UC Santa Cruz, and spent her last year of college on exchange in Turkey. Matteucci was her first real exposure to historic and contemporary American art. The sprawling gallery space on Paseo de Peralta was overwhelming at first. “It’s more like an institution than a gallery. I remember my whole first week there I couldn’t find the bathroom, and I was wandering around endlessly,” she says.

As Brown’s knowledge of local art history grew, she also mounted expeditions through Santa Fe’s contemporary arts community. A few weeks after her arrival, she sought out a music performance at a DIY venue in the Siler District, though she can’t recall if it was Ghost or Zephyr. “It was a girl screaming into a trumpet,” she says. “It was so weird, and I loved it.” Brown kept pursuing strands of avant-garde energy in Santa Fe until she fell in with a group of contemporary artists that inspired her. They would become her first interview subjects on Descent of Man, which she launched in December 2016.

“Every community has a young art scene, but this is just so intrinsically New Mexican,” says Brown. “It’s a really di-

A&C verse group of young people doing things without restraints.”

Local artists Nathan Usher and Lars Jacquemetton were her first guests. Usher is a collage artist who explores political issues and social theory by weaving queer figures and narratives into his work. Jacquemetton, a software developer, uses 3D printers to create swirling abstract sculptures. “A lot of people argue that new media is not a valid art form. How would you respond to those criticisms?” Brown asked.

“New medias can iterate themselves and copy freely distributed material and completely change how art can be created,” Jacquemetton responded. “Can you discount new media as being not artistic?

That’s hard to argue.”

Brown’s next round of posts featured artists and arts professionals from Santa Fe and across the nation. Max Baseman, owner and curator of 5. Gallery off Rufina Street, discussed the joys and difficulties of founding a DIY art space. Portland dancer Juliet Paramor talked about postmodernism and improvisational dance.

Cynthia Laureen Vogt, who works with Brown at Nedra Matteucci, discussed the artist books that she’s exhibiting in New York this spring. Descent of Man resolutely breaks the boundaries between regional art scenes, drawing links between them by revealing the genre-defying attitudes of artists across the nation.

Brown often connects with interview subjects by surfing Tumblr or Instagram and boldly reaching out. “An online forum can be a melting pot in very literal terms,” Brown says. “I see a lot of young artists talking about their identities in different ways, and working through that in art.

It’s hard to make sense of the world right now, and using creativity to come to terms with that is really powerful.” Her list of contacts is constantly expanding, as her interview subjects recommend far-flung artists. Brown has international plans for the blog’s next phase: She’s lining up interviews with artists in the Middle East and South America. New material typically appears on Descent of Man once every few weeks, but Brown plans to increase the frequency of posts.

Brown’s confidence grows as she reaches out to bigger names in the art world, but she still gets nervous for interviews. “I do have one or two drinks before I do these interviews. It makes me a little more interesting with my questions,” she says.

What’s her drink of choice? “Whatever is closest.”

Now that’s a good salon.

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GEEKS WHO DRINK Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Beat geeks at their own game by knowing tons of stuff.

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t’s a truth universally acknowledged that the world of wine, in all its vastness and diversity, is still a man’s world. In industry publication The Wine Economist, writer Mike Veseth noted how many women fall into a specific category of wine drinker (which he calls “Satisfied Sippers”) and, according to the 2005 Constellation Brands’ “Project Genome” survey: “Satisfied Sippers actually represents the smallest market segment. This predominantly female group knows what to buy and buys it, often in 1.5-liter bottles. ... Although they are 14 percent of all wine buyers, Satisfied Sippers buy just 8 percent of all wine and generate 7 percent of the profits.”

It’s like Constellation Brands codified the stereotype of the female wine drinker. Women buy things like “cougar crack” (chardonnay) or “sweet wine,” or they go out and split the bill six ways for a bottle of Gruet. And if the group with the highest percentage of women only buys 8 percent of all the wine out there, why write an article appealing to them to explore their place in the wine world?

To close out this Women’s History Month, I want to ask both women and men who are allies of women to change that. I think wine can be empowering to women on all levels: as consumers, as makers and as professionals in the industry. For example, out of 149 Master Sommeliers listed on the Court of Master Sommeliers’ website, only 24 are women.

To change that statistic, the contributions of women to the world of wine have to be recognized and celebrated. Specifically, as consumers, we can embrace how wine is uniquely tied to the people who make it, and seek out wine made by a woman.

One of the things I am always going to ask in this column is to stop looking at wine as a “brand” and start connecting to the people serving it, selling it and making it. People come into the La Casa Sena Wine Shop and ask about Grand Cru Burgundy with an expectation of high quality.

But if you ask about the wines of Anne Gros, you will get something much more specific and personal—the work of one

Cathy Corison’s unique Napa Valley cabernets are so good.

No, really— so good.

artist versus the general categorization of their art. It will be a step towards affirming that womens’ taste is an important and valued contribution to the wine world. The following list, by no means exhaustive, is merely an introduction.

HEIDI SCHRÖCK vineAfter taking over her family’s vine yards in 1983, Schröck went on to be named the Falstaff Vintner of the Year handin 2003, becoming one of only a hand ful of women to acheive the award.

All of her vineyards are situated near the village of Rust, in the province of Burgenland, five miles from Austria’s south-facborder with Hungary. Her south-fac ing, lakeside vines lie on beds of calcarcalcar eous clay mixed with sand, and see more hours of sunshine than most in Austria.

The results are undeniably impressive.

Every year Shröck puts out a rose called Biscaya. It’s inexpensive (last year it was $17) and the current vintage is due in a few weeks. It’s also a strong and dry style of rose that is perfect for summertime red wine drinkers.

DOMAINE WEINBACH Not only one of the most prominent eses tates in Alsace, Domaine Weinbach has been in the hands of women since 1979, when winemaker Théo Faller passed away and left the estate in the hands of his widow Colette, who managed the winemaking alongside her two daughters, Laurence and Catherine. They would go on to make some of the most powerful and beautiful wines in all of Alsace, if not

all of France. It was under Laurence Faller that the winery began and completed the conversion to biodynamics, a uniquely sustainable method of winemaking.

Tragically, Laurence died at age 47 from a heart attack in 2014, and in 2015 Colette passed away at age 87. Catherine Faller now manages the estate with her two sons. The legacy of one of the most powerful female-run wineries in the world lives on to this day. Domaine Weinbach possesses 27 hectares of some of the most enviable vineyard land in Alsace, including several Grand Cru holdings, the very best vineyards. Their wines run the gamut of a wide range of price points.

CATHY CORISON I probably couldn’t write a better love letter to Cathy Corison’s endeavors than Eric Asimov did two years ago in the New York Times ( just an excerpt: “… It was clear to me in tasting these wines that Corison is among the greatest producers of cabernet sauvignon in Napa Valley today”), but I can add to the sentiment.

She’s been making wine in Napa for over 40 years under her Corison label, and makes two cabernets that are hard to put into words—they’re so good. They are also very, very different from anything else in Napa Valley, a vast departure from the big, almost slightly sweet, fruity and ripe style that is characteristic of the region. Both are expensive; the cheaper of the two is around $90 retail (still kind of a deal to me, though, as a bottle of Caymus is $85).

These wines age remarkably well, so if you’re looking to store wine long-term, Corison is the perfect place to start.

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The introspective, perhaps more socially conscious “new wave horror” movement in cinema has achieved some pretty killer results (what’s up, It Follows?!), but generally speaking, the tone and pacing of such movies can err toward the tedious. Whether this is meant to convey a methodical or even clinical approach remains unclear, and though themes and inspiration from the heyday of 1980s horror are surely part of the equation, we’re often left with a lot of “atmospheric” quiet moments and little payoff. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (which is from 2015 but somehow opens now) falls someplace in there, though the closing few minutes kind of make it worth it … kind of.

Two teen girls are left stranded at their upstate New York boarding school over a break when their parents don’t arrive, and as things start to get creepy—y’know, because boarding schools are big and also creepy—young Rose

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(Lucy Boynton of Sing Street) begins to get the heebie-jeebies from Kiernan Shipka’s character, Kat. Meanwhile, another young woman, Joan (Emma Roberts), heads toward the school with an older couple facing the loss of a child. Roberts, in all of her not-talking, weird-face-making, not-responding-to-simple-questions glory, disappoints, though it seems she sincerely tried to bring her all.

But still, questions remain. What’s up at the school? Why is Joan heading there? Where the hell are everyone’s parents? And why would the school be like, “Sure, you guys can just stay here by yourselves, just maybe call once in awhile or something”?

The answers slowly (and we mean slowly) unfold and we start to think that maybe Kat’s, like,

got a demon all up in her. Ultimately, Shipka’s performance becomes the film’s saving grace.

She’s always carried a certain quiet intensity and, with very little dialogue, she brings a new twist to the horror trope of “creepy-ass little girl.”

You’ll probably need to be a horror fan to get the most out of this one, but The Blackcoat’s Daughter also has a funny way of sticking with you afterwards. It’s slightly rewarding to figure out the mild twist, but more exciting to revel in Shipka’s mastery of scary faces.

THE BLACKCOAT’S DAUGHTER Directed by Oz Perkins With Shipka, Boynton and Roberts Jean Cocteau Cinema, R, 93 min.

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Director Daniel Espinosa’s (Safe House) new science-fiction thriller, Life, follows six absurdly attractive astronauts attempting to control a celestial lifeform. After recovering dirt samples from Mars, the team discovers a rapidly evolving single-cell organism unlike any intergalactic inhabitant ever seen. The malevolent Martian begins to fight back against its captors with gnarly open-mouth kisses and floating spacecraft bloodshed. This film’s ever-evolving extraterrestrial assassin will surely make you glad you’re seated safely on Earth, maybe for the first time since election night.

Before you write off this film as a shiny new imitation of Ridley Scott’s creation spawned by money-hungry Hollywood executives, don’t let the pretty-faced playboys, Jake Gyllenhaal (Nightcrawler) and Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool), stifle an otherwise intense and entertaining movie; the acting is surprisingly impressive, the effects are outstanding and the sound cues will surely have you on the edge of your seat screaming, “Kill it with Fire!”

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storyline and similar shock elements of precursor sci-fi flicks, these inspirations further Life’s excellence rather than mangle its predecessors’ iconic, suspenseful style. Similar to the Xenomorph in Alien, this creature, lovingly referred to as Calvin, grows into a murderous squid-like desperado throughout the film, proving one of Life’s more horrifying lessons: Don’t screw with aliens.

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Espinosa does pick up extra credit for including underappreciated international stars like Hiroyuki Sanada (Game of Chance), Rebecca Ferguson (The Girl on the Train), Olga Dihovichnaya (Twilight Portrait) and Ariyon Bakare (The Dark Knight), rather than center on the survival of one character. Yet, by the end of the film, Hugh Derry (played by Bakare) will probably go down

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in movie history as the worst fictional astroscientist. Turns out, when you are emotionally invested in more than one character, it makes the inevitable internalization of “Who’s going to make it out alive?!” even more unbearable.

The last five minutes of the movie alone make the film worth the down payment necessary for popcorn and a small soda.

(Kendall Mac) Violet Crown, Regal, R, 103 min.

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“There better not be any tentacle beasts hiding out in this part of the International Space Station waiting to murder me and my astronaut pals!” shouts Jake Gyllenhaal in Life.

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Is your masculinity feeling fragile? Fear not, delicate dudes, for the fraternity of frivolous bros in Disney’s newest live-action movie-musical has enough beefcakes and bestiality for audiences of all ages.

Director Bill Condon’s (Dreamgirls, Kinsey) adaptation of the 1991 animated film of the same name illustrates the story of a cursed narcissistic prince (Dan Stevens of Downton Abbey) and a thoughtful, young woman (Emma Watson) who inevitably falls in love despite the meager machismo and brutish advances of resident asshole Gaston (Luke Evans from Fast & Furious 6). With CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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the help of his house staff, Lumière (Trainspotting’s Ewan McGregor), Cogsworth (Lord of the Rings’ Ian McKellen) and Mrs. Potts (Love Actually’s Emma Thompson), the Beast is able to prove he’s worthy of Belle’s love through manipulation and coercion. Spoiler alert: The two lead characters inevitably fall in love and Gaston is the winner of the No Belle Prize.

The Beast, who never once gives his real name and doesn’t correct anyone when they call him such, tears Belle from her ailing father, falsely imprisons her, uses threats of violence and withholds food to convince her he’s “not like most guys,” only to triumphantly win her over with his extensive collection of leather-bound books.

Modern romance.

While the introduction of new songs, bright colors and subtle hints of Lafou’s queerness (portrayed by Book of Mormon’s Josh Gad) were distracting from the ragtag bunch of feeble fellas this film has to offer, Belle’s line rang true that “there must be more than this provincial life.” Perhaps maybe a plot point that doesn’t center around the alienation or objectification of women who make their own choices? Just a suggestion.

Running a nearly unbearable two hoursplus, this film has all the fun-loving problematic characters we know and love from the original animated version. However, the best review for this film is probably a vague “ehhhh” noise and a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture. (KM) Regal, Violet Crown, PG, 129 min.

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The most recent Hollywood take on the giant ape himself, King Kong, should have left us with a monstrous hunger for more. Instead, it feels like a souped-up version of Honey I Shrunk the Kids meets the third or fourth Jurassic Park all set to the soundtrack of Good Morning, Vietnam.

Knowing this movie was heavier on the action than the plot, and wanting the throat-shaking sounds and sights to feel even closer, we went to a 3D showing and don’t regret it. Seeing Kong bat choppers out of the air and smash them together in a fiery explosion was pretty badass, and we were entertained by not just Kong but the surprising other monsters that emerge from the forbidden jungle, splendid in its CGI majesty.

Yet, part of what made the flick promising was the thought of seeing Samuel L Jackson take on the biggest gorilla this side of the galaxy and John Goodman as a government monster-chaser.

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Emma Watson gears up to bone that weird half-man/half-yak in Beauty and the Beast.

acters, neither leaves a remarkable impression.

The story is not supposed to be complicated, but did it have to be so predictable? Did the filmmakers have to write in one more female journalist (Brie Larson, Rampart) who seems to have brought too few clothes for a jungle mission? Why on earth didn’t she put her hair in ponytail while she tried to take pictures from the open door of the ‘Nam helicopter? And, oh no, why does she go from detesting to flirting with the ex-military expedition leaders in a matter of minutes? Wait for it: Why is she looking so lovingly into Kong’s terrifying red eyes?

These and more questions are sure to get non-answers as it seems all but certain there will be a sequel. Maybe even more than one. Plus, do yourself a favor and get your $11 out of the deal by staying through to final scene at the end of the credits. (Julie Ann Grimm) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 120 min.

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On paper, Darius McCollum is the kind of repeat offender that our crime-and-punishment elected officials want to use as reason for harsher sentences. He’s been arrested 19 times and has served more than 30 years behind bars. Every time he gets out, he does it again. But in this documentary, he is a poster boy for the unadulterated failure of our ill-named “corrections” system and of our collective inability to find a place in society for those who don’t fit the mold.

McCollum’s true love is transit. From an

early age, he displayed a savant’s proficiency at understanding the tangled web of the New York City subways and buses. He found solace from schoolhouse bullies and welcome in the routine, and befriended drivers who encouraged his interest.

In an era before Asperger’s syndrome was part of the mental health parlance, his first incarceration at a hospital didn’t lead to help or coping skills, but a heavy dose of Thorazine. And since trains seem to be the best medicine, his parents sprung him from the psych ward. His first arrest came at age 15, though, and even though he had made all the stops and announcements on the subway he drove, the law didn’t take kindly to his volunteer service.

The story would repeat itself with variation through his adult life. Actions like impersonating transit workers, driving trains and buses or using keys he’d acquired to enter restricted areas like dispatch towers never resulted in anyone getting hurt—just him being what the newspapers called “a train in the neck” to enforcers.

What’s the most tragic about McCollum’s story is that if, at age 17, someone had overlooked his differentness enough to give him a job driving a bus or a train or some other task as part of a cog in the system that held his passion, he might have spent his life truly serving. It’s easy to imagine seeing this guy every day on your way to work and letting his smile drive you along.

Instead, he’s caught in the revolving door of prison, probation and poverty. He doesn’t steal trains for money—he does it because it feels good to him. It makes him happy. That’s the ticket. (JAG) Jean Cocteau Cinema, NR, 86 min.

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You know when Clint Eastwood got old and made Million Dollar Baby and it finally sunk in that even he too would wither and fade right in front of us on the big screen? At first, you feel this way about Hugh Jackman in the latest—and they promise us, sorta, the last—Wolverine movie. But then you realize that Logan is getting old, only he’s not going to go quietly into that good night.

While this is really the bajillionth in a series of long, sometimes-overproduced and complicated tales in the X-Men franchise, it’s true that you don’t really need a lot of backstory to follow along. Wolverine is tired. He coughs and limps.

He works as a chauffeur and carries businessmen and bachelorette parties in a limo around a city that resembles El Paso. But like a lot of those battling the marching of time (read: all of us), he’s got some bigger fights ahead.

It’s not just ol’ Wolvie who’s aging, but also Professor X (Patrick Stewart). Once the teacher/ savior/organizer for mutants, now it’s X who needs protecting. But what happens when a man whose brain can stop time develops dementia?

It’s what one character says is “degenerative brain disease in the world’s most dangerous brain.”

This, and so much more, is on Wolverine’s scarred-yet-still-shapely shoulders. Although “new mutants” were supposed to be a thing of the past, a child with killer instincts and familiar metallic claws arrives in need of saving.

After that, maybe their fights have less in common with our fights. Rated R for violence, there’s a ton of gore in the story—no shortage of decapitations, impalements and claws through the head, eyes, neck and every other bloody part you can think of. Yet somehow when a little girl (a great performance, BTW, from a mostly otherwise silent Dafne Keen) lets out a grunt as she delivers it, you’re rooting for her along with the familiar man with the muscles. He’s old. But he’s still got it. (JAG) Regal, Violet Crown. R, 137 min.

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“There better not be any tentacle beasts hiding out in this part of Skull Island waiting to murder me and my ape pals!” shouts Kong in Kong: Skull Island. than a simple foray into uncharted territory from a talented comic mind, and instead becomes one of the most original and well-executed horror films in generations.

A young photographer named Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) is set to visit his girlfriend’s parents for the weekend. “Do ... they know I’m black?” he asks her nervously beforehand, and we honestly believe Rose (Girls’ Allison Williams) when she answers, “They are not racist.” And at first this seems to be all well and good, though Allison’s doctor-father Dean (a brilliantly disarming Bradley Whitford) and therapist-mother Missy (a wildly discomforting Catherine Keener) seem a bit off, they still appear to at least be trying in that I-swear-I’m-totally-not-racist kind of way.

But something is just not right at the Armitage house. It could be Rose’s obviously sociopathic brother Jeremy (Caleb Landry Jones), a far-too-chipper maid (Betty Gabriel) who stands silently smiling at all times or the ominous and terrifying groundskeeper (Marcus Henderson) who speaks like he just so totally has something to hide. Regardless, it’s creepy as hell up in there, but Chris seems to be the only one who can feel it.

Get Out shines in its metered examination of tokenism, conditioned racism and even our societal expectations. Peele neatly pulls this off without ever resorting to overt explanations, however, instead allowing the actions of its characters to slowly unfold the goings-on at Rose’s spooky family home. He trusts his audience will be patient, which is a sadly lacking quality of modern filmmaking. By the time all is revealed, we share in Chris’ realization that it may be too late, but we savor the slow burn right up to the shocking truth. (ADV) Regal, R, 103 min.

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Through this, Kedi sneakily becomes perhaps more about the humans in the cats’ lives rather than the opposite. A sailor, for instance, who once lost everything but was saved by a cat who led him to a hidden cache of money, spends his days roaming the port feeding feral kittens with a bottle. Elsewhere, a baker forms an unlikely alliance with a cat who unwittingly gives his life meaning beyond his work. In a nearby home packed to the rafters with countless strays, two women cook for and feed dozens of street cats daily.

Even those who aren’t in love with these fascinating creatures will find a captivating human story here. And rather than linger on the more cutesy aspects of felines, Kedi instead proves an inspiring treatise on the enriching aspects of animals and a satisfying glimpse into the beauty of the city itself. (ADV) Center for Contemporary Arts, Violet Crown NR, 80 min.

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The camera moves along the ancient streets of Istanbul, following a particularly adorable orange cat. Diners at streetside cafés hand over treats.

Passersby respectfully step around her. Nearby, a clever striped fellow scales a three-story building to visit a human friend in her apartment.

At an outdoor flea market across town, young and old cats alike sleep amongst the wares.

The camera pans along the port and cranes up over the gorgeous Golden Horn, revealing the massive labyrinth of a city. This is Kedi, a new documentary on the street cats of Istanbul from director Ceyda Torun, and it is awe-inspiring.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) The dragon that stole your treasure will return it. Tulips and snapdragons will blossom in a field you thought was a wasteland. Gargoyles from the abyss will crawl into view, but then meekly lick your hand and reveal secrets you can really use.

The dour troll that guards the bridge to the Next Big Thing will let you pass even though you don’t have the password. APRIL FOOL! Everything I just described is only metaphorically true, not literally.

you boost that output by at least ten percent. Try to engage your best companion in four minutes and 24 seconds of intimate talk per day. APRIL FOOL! I lied. A ten-percent increase isn’t nearly enough. Given the current astrological indicators, you must seek out longer and deeper exchanges with the people you love.

Can you manage 20 minutes per day?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In a way, it’s too bad you’re about to lose your mind. The chaos that ensues will be a TAURUS (April 20-May 20) According to legend, big chore to clean up. But in another sense, losing your Buddha had to face daunting tests to achieve enlighten- mind may be a lucky development. The process of reasment. A diabolical adversary tempted him with sensual sembling it will be entertaining and informative. And as excesses and assailed him with vortexes of blistering a result, your problems will become more fascinating mud, flaming ice, and howling rocks. Happily, Buddha than usual, and your sins will be especially original. glided into a state of wise calm and triumphed over the mayhem. He converted his nemesis’s vortexes into bou- APRIL FOOL! I lied, sort of. You won’t really lose your quets of flowers and celestial ointments. What does this mind. But this much is true: Your problems will be more fascinating than usual, and your sins will be especially have to do with you? In accordance with current astrooriginal. That’s a good thing! It may even help you recovlogical omens, I hope you will emulate Buddha as you er a rogue part of your mind that you lost a while back deal with your own initiatory tests. APRIL FOOL! I wasn’t completely honest. It’s true you’ll face initiatory SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You say that some of tests that could prod you to a higher level of wisdom. the healthiest foods don’t taste good? And that some of But they’ll most likely come from allies and inner your pleasurable diversions seem to bother people you prompts rather than a diabolical adversary. care about? You say it’s too much hassle to arrange for a GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Since I expect you’ll soon be tempted to indulge in too much debauched fun and riotous release, I’ll offer you a good hangover remedy.

Throw these ingredients into a blender, then drink up: a thousand-year-old quail egg from China, seaweed from Antarctica, milk from an Iraqi donkey, lemon juice imported from Kazakhstan, and a dab of Argentinian toothpaste on which the moon has shone for an hour.

APRIL FOOL! I deceived you. You won’t have to get crazy drunk or stoned to enjoy extreme pleasure and cathartic abandon. It will come to you quite naturally— especially if you expand your mind through travel, big ideas, or healthy experiments.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Hire a promoter to create gold plaques listing your accomplishments and hang them up in public places. Or pay someone to make a thousand bobble-head dolls in your likeness, each wearing a royal crown, and give them away to everyone you know. Or enlist a pilot to fly a small plane over a sporting event while trailing a banner that reads, “[Your name] is a gorgeous genius worthy of worshipful reverence.” APRIL FOOL! What I just advised was a distorted interpretation of the cosmic omens. Here’s the truth: The best way to celebrate your surging power is not by reveling in frivolous displays of pride, but rather by making a bold move that will render a fantastic dream ten percent more possible for you to accomplish.

certain adventure that you know would be exciting and meaningful? Here’s what I have to say about all that: Stop whining. APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, there will soon be far fewer reasons for you to whine. The discrepancies between what you have to do and what you want to do will at least partially dissolve. So will the gaps between what’s good for you and what feels good, and between what pleases others and what pleases you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You should begin work on a book with one of the following titles, and you should finish writing it no later than April 28: “The Totally Intense Four Weeks of My Life When I Came All the Way Home”… “The Wildly Productive Four Weeks of My Life when I Discovered the Ultimate Secrets of Domestic Bliss”… “The Crazily Meaningful Four Weeks When I Permanently Anchored Myself in the Nourishing Depths.” APRIL FOOL! I lied. There’s no need to actually write a book like that. But I do hope you seek out and generate experiences that would enable you to write books with those titles.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If you were a passenger on a plane full of your favorite celebrities, and the pilot had to make an emergency landing on a remote snowbound mountain, and you had to eat one of the celebrities in order to stay alive until rescuers found you, which celebrity would you want to eat first? APRIL FOOL! That LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Endangered species: black rhino, was a really stupid and pointless question. I can’t believe Bornean orangutan, hawksbill turtle, South China tiger, I asked it. I hope you didn’t waste a nanosecond thinking Sumatran elephant, and the Leo messiah complex. You about what your reply might be. Here’s the truth, may not be able to do much to preserve the first five on Aquarius: You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle that list, but PLEASE get to work on saving the last. It’s when the single most important thing you can do is ask time for a massive eruption of your megalomania. APRIL and answer really good questions.

FOOL! I was exaggerating for effect. There’s no need to PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) You now have an elevated go overboard in reclaiming your messiah complex. But chance of finding a crumpled one-dollar bill on a sideplease do take strong action to stoke your self-respect, walk. There’s also an increased likelihood you’ll get a self-esteem, and confidence. coupon for a five-percent discount from a carpet shamVIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Race through your yoga poo company, or win enough money in the lottery to buy routine so you have more time to surf the Internet. a new sweatshirt. To enhance these possibilities, all you Inhale doughnuts and vodka in the car as you race to the have to do is sit on your ass and wish really hard that health food store. Get into a screaming fight with a loved one about how you desperately need more peace good economic luck will come your way. APRIL FOOL! What I just said was kind of true, but also useless. and tenderness. APRIL FOOL! A little bit of selfHere’s more interesting news: The odds are better than contradiction would be cute, but not THAT much. And average that you’ll score tips on how to improve your yet I do worry that you are close to expressing THAT much. The problem may be that you haven’t been giving finances. You may also be invited to collaborate on a potentially lucrative project, or receive an offer of practiyour inner rebel any high-quality mischief to attend to. cal help for a bread-and-butter dilemma. To encourage As a result, it’s bogged down in trivial insurrections. So please give your inner rebel more important work to do. these outcomes, all you have to do is develop a longterm plan for improved money management.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Research shows that a Homework: Carry out a prank that makes someone feel typical working couple devotes an average of four minutes per day in meaningful conversations. I suggest good. Report results at Truthrooster@gmail.com.

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IN THE FIRST DISTRICT COURT STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE NO. D-101-PB-2017-00013 STATE OF NEW MEXICO IN THE MATTER OF THE COUNTY OF SANTA FE ESTATE OF DEBORAH A. FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT SPEAR, Deceased.

COURT NOTICE TO CREDITORS BY IN THE MATTER OF A PUBLICATION PETITION NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN FOR CHANGE OF NAME OF that the undersigned has been JONATHAN LUTZ appointed personal represenCase No.: D-101-CV-2017-00664 tative of this estate. All perNOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME sons having claims against this TAKE NOTICE that in estate are required to present accordnace with the their claims within two months providisions of Sec. 40-8-1 after the date of the first pubthrough Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA lication of this Notice or the 1978, et seq. the Petitioner claims will be forever barred.

Jonathan Lutz will apply Claims must be presented to the Honorable Sarah M. either to the undersigned Singleton, District Judge of Personal Representative, the First Judicial District at DAVID ADELSON, c/o the Santa Fe Judicial Complex, PADILLA LAW FIRM, P.A., 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa P.O. Box 2523, Santa Fe, New Fe, New Mexico, at 1:00 p.m. on Mexico 87504-2523, or filed in the 14th day of April, 2017 for the First Judicial District Court, an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF 225 Montezuma Avenue, NAME from Jonathan Lutz to PO Box 2268, Santa Fe, New Jamil Lutz. Stephen T. Pacheco, Mexico, 87505.

District Court Clerk Dated: March 14, 2017 By: Gloria Landin, DAVID ADELSON, Personal Deputy Court Clerk Representative of the Estate Submitted by: Jonathan Lutz, of DEBORAH A. SPEAR, Petitioner, Pro Se Deceased PADILLA LAW FIRM, PA STATE OF NEW MEXICO By: /s/ ERNEST L. PADILLA COUNTY OF SANTA FE ERNEST L. PADILLA FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT Attorney For Applicant COURT PO Box 2523 IN THE MATTER OF A Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504 PETITION FOR CHANGE 505-988-7577 Telephone OF NAME OF VIRGINIA 505-988-7592 Fax KATHERINE HEIDEL padillalaw@qwestoffice.net Case No.: D-101-CV-2017-00696 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME STATE OF NEW MEXICO TAKE NOTICE that in accorCOUNTY OF SANTA FE dance with the provisions FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT of Sec. 40-8-1 through Se. COURT 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et IN THE MATTER OF A seq., the Petitioner Virginia PETITION Katherine Heidel will apply FOR CHANGE OF NAME OF to the Honorable Raymond Ricky Benjamin Martinez Z. Ortiz, District Judge of the Case No.: D-101-CV-2017-00742 First Judicial District at the NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 TAKE NOTICE that in Montezuma Ave., in Santa Fe, accordance with the provisions New Mexico, at 8:30 a.m. on of Sec. 40-8-1 through the 21st day of April, 2017 for Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF et seq. the Petitioner Ricky NAME from Virginia Katherine Benjamin Martinez will apply Heidel to Katherine Virginia to the Honorable SARAH M. Heidel. Stephen T. Pacheco, SINGLETON, District Judge of District Court Clerk the First Judicial District at the By: Maxine Morales, Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 Deputy Court Clerk Montezuma Ave., in Santa Fe, Submitted by: New Mexico, at 1:00 p.m. on Virginia Katherine Heidel, the 3rd day of May, 2017 for Petitioner Pro Se an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF

NAME from Ricky Benjamin Martinez to Ricardo Benjamin Martinez STEPHEN T. PACHECO, District Court Clerk By: Veronica Rivera, Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: Ricky Benjamin Martinez Petitioner, Pro Se

GOODWIN, c/o PADILLA LAW FIRM, P.A., P.O. Box 2523, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504-2523, or filed in the First Judicial District Court, 225 Montezuma Avenue, PO Box 2268, Santa Fe, New Mexico, 87505.

DATED: March 16, 2017 JEANETTE GOODWIN, Ancillary STATE OF NEW MEXICO Personal Representative of the COUNTY OF SANTA FE Estate of Marcia Oeste-West, FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT Deceased.

COURT PADILLA LAW FIRM, PA IN THE MATTER OF A By: /s/ ERNEST L. PADILLA PETITION FOR CHANGE OF ERNEST L. PADILLA NAME OF Attorney for Applicant Mary Sue McEvers PO Box 2523 Case No.: D-101-CV-2017-00687 Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME 505-988-7577 Telephone TAKE NOTICE that in accor505-988-7592 Fax dance with the provisions of padillalaw@qwestoffice.net Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. 40-8STATE OF NEW MEXICO 3 NMSA 1978, et seq. the Petitioner Mary Sue McEvers COUNTY OF SANTA FE will apply to the Honorable FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT FRANCIS J. MATHEW, District COURT Judge of the First Judicial IN THE MATTER OF A District at the Santa Fe Judicial PETITION Complex, 225 Montezuma FOR CHANGE OF NAME OF Ave., in Santa Fe, New Mexico, Kirk Vincent Barrows at 11:15 a.m. on the 13th day Case No.: D-101-CV-2017-00597 of April, 2017 for an ORDER NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME FOR CHANGE OF NAME from TAKE NOTICE that in Mary Sue McEvers to Suashia accordance with the proviMikumari McEvers. sions of Sec. 40-8-1 through STEPHEN T. PACHECO, Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, District Court Clerk et seq. the Petitioner Kirk By: Monica Chavez Crespin Vincent Barrows will apply Deputy Court Clerk to the Honorable FRANCIS J. Submitted by: MATHEW, District Judge of Mary Sue McEvers the First Judicial District at Petitioner, Pro Se the Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT Fe, New Mexico, at 11:15 a.m.

COURT on the 13th day of April, 2017 COUNTY OF SANTA FE for an ORDER FOR CHANGE STATE OF NEW MEXICO OF NAME from Kirk Vincent NO. D-101-PB-2016-00153 Barrows to Kirk Ruben Mikiah.

IN THE MATTER OF THE STEPHEN T. PACHECO, ESTATE OF District Court Clerk MARCIA OESTE-WEST, By: Veronica Rivera Deceased.

Deputy Court Clerk NOTICE TO CREDITORS BY Submitted by: PUBLICATION Kirk Vincent Barrows NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN Petitioner, Pro Se that the undersigned has been appointed personal repreSTATE OF NEW MEXICO sentative of this estate. All COUNTY OF SANTA FE persons having claims against FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT this estate are required to No.: D-101-PB-2017-00033 present their claims within IN THE MATTER OF two months after the date of THE ESTATE OF ROBERT the first publication of this LAURENCE ANDREN, Notice or the claims will be Deceased. forever barred. Claims must NOTICE TO CREDITORS be presented either to the NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN undersigned Ancillary Personal that the undersigned has Representative, JEANETTE been appointed Personal Representative of this estate.

All persons having claims against this estate are required to present their claims within four months after the date of the first publication of this notice or the claims will be forever barred. Claims must be presented either to the undersigned Personal Representative in care of Karen Aubrey, Esq., Law Office of Karen Aubrey, Post Office Box 8435, Santa Fe, New Mexico, 87504-8435, or filed with the First Judicial District

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Court, Santa Fe County Judicial Complex, Post Office Box 2268, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504-2268 Dated: March 9, 2017.

Odette Hall Andren Law Office of Karen Aubrey By: /S/ Karen Aubrey P.O. Box 8435 Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504-8435 (505) 982-4287; facsimile (505)986-8349 ka@karenaubreylaw.com STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT IN THE MATTER OF A PETITION FOR CHANGE OF NAME OF MALIA REIN BACA, A CHILD. Case No.: D-101-CV-2017-00639 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME TAKE NOTICE that in accordance with the provisions of Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et. seq. the Petitioner Alexandria O’Dell will apply to the Honorable David K. Thomson, District Judge of the First Judicial District at the Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 Montezuma Ave., Santa Fe, New Mexico at 9:00 a.m. on the 10th day of May, 2017 for an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF NAME of the child from Malia Rein Baca to Malia Rein O’Dell.

STEPHEN T. PACHECO, District Court Clerk By: Gloria Landin Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: Alexandria O’Dell Petitioner, Pro Se

LEGAL NOTICES ALL OTHERS NOTICE OF SALE ON FORECLOSURE/ D-101-CV-2016-00151 Angel Onwardo, LLC STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNT OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT No. D-101-CV-2016-00151 Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Angel Onwardo, LLC,; JOHN DOES I-V, inclusive; JANE DOES I-V, inclusive; BLACK CORPORATIONS I-V, inclusive; WHITE PARTNERSHIPS I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the above-named Defendants, if deceased, Defendant(s).

NOTICE OF SALE ON FORECLOSURE PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the above-entitled Court, having appointed me or my designee as Special Master in this matter with the power to sell, has ordered me to sell the real property (the “Property”) situated in Santa Fe County, New Mexico, com-

monly known as 400 Griffin Street, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87501, and more particularly described as follows: 1 Timeshare Interest consisting of 1 undivided 1152 interest in fee simple as tenant in common in and to the belowdescribed Condominium Unit, together with a corresponding undivided interest in the Common Furnishings which are appurtenant to such Condominium Unit, as well as the recurring (i) exclusive right every calendar year to reserve, use, and occupy an Assigned Unit of the same Unit Type described below within Villas de Santa Fe, a Condominium (the “Project”); (ii) exclusive right to use and enjoy the Limited Common Elements and Common Furnishings located within or otherwise appurtenant to such Assigned Unit; and (iii) non-exclusive right to use and enjoy the Common Elements of the reserved in accordance with the provisions of thencurrent Rules and Regulations promulgated by Villas de Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc., all pursuant to the Declaration of Condominium for Villas de Santa Fe, a Condominium, duly recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Santa Fe County, New Mexico, in Book 1462, at Page 195-294, as thereafter amended (the “Declaration”).

Unit Number: 2220 Vacation Week Number: 12 Unit Type: 1 Bedroom Timeshare Interest: Floating Annual Year Timeshare Interest The sale is to begin at 9:00 a.m. on Wednesday, April 26, 2017, on the front steps of the First Judicial District Courthouse, 225 Montezuma Avenue, City of Santa Fe, County of Santa Fe, State of New Mexico, at which time I will sell to the highest and best bidder for cash in lawful currency of the United States of America, the Property to pay expenses of sale, and to satisfy the Judgment granted to Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. (“Villas De Santa Fe”).

Villas De Santa Fe was awarded a Default Judgment Decree of Foreclosure on November 2, 2016, in the principal sum of $3,158.67, plus attorney fees and tax in the sum of $262.15 and attorney costs in the sum of $510.70 for a total amount of $3,931.52, plus interest thereafter at the rate of 8.75% per annum from November 2, 2016, until the property is sold at a Special Master’s Sale, plus costs of the Special Master’s Sale, including the Special Master’s fee in the amount of

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LEGALS $212.50, plus any additional attorney fees and costs actually expended from the date of this Default Judgment until the date of the Special Master’s sale, plus those additional amounts, if any, which Plaintiff will be required to pay before termination of this action for property taxes, and insurance premiums, or any other cost of upkeep of the property of any sort. NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that the real property and improvements concerned with herein will be sold subject to any and all patent reservations, easements, all recorded and unrecorded liens not foreclosed herein, and all recorded and unrecorded special assessments and taxes that may be due. Villas De Santa Fe and its attorneys, and the Special Master disclaim all responsibility for, and the purchaser at the sale takes the property, subject to the valuation of the property by the County Assessor as real or personal property, affixture of any mobile or manufactured home to the land, deactivation of title to a mobile or manufactured home on the property, if any, environmental contamination on the property, if any, and zoning violations concerning the property, if any.

NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that the purchaser at such sale shall take title to the above described real property subject to a one (1) month right of redemption. PROSPECTIVE PURCHASERS AT SALE ARE ADVISED TO MAKE THEIR OWN EXAMINATION OF THE TITLE AND THE CONDITION OF THE PROPERTY AND TO CONSULT THEIR OWN ATTORNEY BEFORE BIDDING. By: Robert Doyle, Special Master P.O. Box 51526 Albuquerque, NM 87181 505-417-4113 Legal No. 205824 NOTICE OF PENDENCY OF ACTION STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT No. D-0101-CV-2017- 0107 MARTHA E. MONTOYATRUJILLO and ALEX TRUJILLO, Plaintiffs, vs: 1. OLIVIA CALABAZA, CHARLENE MARTINEZ, GILBERT E. MONTOYA, POLLY MONTOYA, EVALINA MONTOYA, DAN MONTOYA, MARIO MONTOYA, ANITA BLIVEN-GALLEGOS, MARTIN BLIVEN, AARON BLIVEN, MELISSA GONZALES, CHRISTOPHER ARCHULETA, MICHAEL BLIVEN, JR., MATTHEW BLIVEN, EUGENE

MONTOYA, MARYANN MONTOYA-SARMIENTO, ESTEFANITA CALABAZA, JIM CALABAZA, TYSON CALABAZA, DION CALABAZA, NAOMI CALABAZA, WILLIAM MONTOYA, PAUL MARTINEZ, VICTORIA DEAN, DAVID JAMES DEAN, VANESSA MONTOYA, NICHOLAS MONTOYA, VIRGINIA KAMM, JACOB TRUJILLO, MATEO TRUJILLO, ANGELICA TRUJILLO, CLEMENTE TRUJILLO, JIM TRUJILLO, LUCIANO TRUJILLO, ARSENIO TRUJILLO, GERALDINE MANNIX, CLARA DEMARIA, RAMON TRUJILLO, GEORGE TRUJILLO AND CHARLIE TRUJILLO; JEANIE TRUJILLO, VICKIE MARTINEZ, JR TRUJILLO, RAMON TRUJILLO, JAMES TRUJILLO, JEFF TRUJILLO, JAY TRUJILLO, WILLIAM TRUJILLO, RENEE MONTOYA, CARL TRUJILLO, CHRIS TRUJILLO, ANGELINA TRUJILLO, LAURA OMIDVARAN, JAN TRUJILLO, ARSENIO ‘JR’ TRUJILLO, NANETTE MAYFIELD, DAMIEN TRUJILLO, DANNY TRUJILLO, THOMAS MANNIX, JEANNIE MUELLER, MICHAEL MANNIX, ELIZABETH KREDIT, FRANSICO DEMARIA, JOANNA STROTHER, AND ANNAMARIA COLON; and 2. THE UNKNOWN HEIRS OF MICHAEL BLIVEN, FRANK MONTOYA, ABIE TRUJILLO, BILLY TRUJILLO, DAVID TRUJILLO AND JERRY TRUJILLO, DEFENDANTS. NOTICE OF PENDENCY OF ACTION To the following named defendants and persons against who constructive service is sought to be obtained, to wit: Michael Bliven, Jr., Victoria Dean, David James Dean, Vickie Martinez, Arsenio “JR” Trujillo, Damien Trujillo, Danny Trujillo and Thomas Mannix, Defendants: THE UNKNOWN HEIRS of Michael Bliven, Frank Montoya, Abie Trujillo, Billy Trujillo, David Trujillo And Jerry Trujillo, all deceased, Defendants; and ANY UNKNOWN CLAIMANTS of interest, who may claim a lien, interest or title adverse to the plaintiffs, Defendants.

You are notified that the plaintiffs, Martha E. MontoyaTrujillo and Alex Trujillo have commenced a suit against you, as a named defendant in Cause No. No. D-0101CV-2017- 0107, now pending in the First Judicial District Court, in Santa Fe County, by filing therein, their Complaint To Quiet Title and For Declaratory Judgment; that the general object of said suit

is to quiet title and declare title to the Subject Real Estate, described below, in the names of the plaintiffs and to obtain a judgment declaring and adjudging that plaintiffs’ estate in the Subject Real Estate, described below, to be fee simple absolute and indefeasible title and that Plaintiffs’ title therein and thereto is established against the adverse claims of the defendants and each of them, and any party claiming through or under them; and that you have no right, title, interest or lien in, to or upon the Subject Real Estate, described below, or any portion thereof, and you be barred and forever estopped from having or claiming any lien upon or any right, option to, title or interest in or to the below-described Subject Real Estate or any portion thereof, adverse to plaintiffs, Martha E. Montoya-Trujillo and Alex Trujillo The Subject Real Estate is located at 7 Shalom, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87506 and is more particularly described as: A tract of land lying and being within a portion of Exception 258, Private Claim 326, and a portion of Exception 259, Private Claim 327, within the Pojoaque Pueblo Grant, In Section 9, Township 19 North, Range 9 East of the New Mexico Principal Meridian, Santa Fe County, New Mexico and being more particularly described as follows: Beginning at the southwest corner of the tract herein described, thence a tie to a U.S.G.L.O. brasscap identified as angle point 3 of said Exception 258, P. C. 326 Bears S08°06’37”W, 202.86 feet; thence from said point of beginning, N08°06’37”E,190.54 feet; thence S81°53’23”W. 156.22 feet to point and place of beginning. Containing 0.75 Acres, more or less. All as shown on Plat of Survey, prepared for Gilbert J. and Mary A. Montoya, by Cipriano Martinez, N. M. P. L. S. No. 3995, dated June 2, 1992, together with all restrictions and covenants as identified as “Attachment A”.

“Subject Real Property”.

The Subject Real Property is located within the Pojoaque Pueblo Grant. The Subject Real Property was part of a family transfer and was conveyed to Plaintiff Martha E. Montoya-Trujillo, subject to Attachment A which reads and provides: “Covenants and Restrictions. The following Covenants and Restrictions are included in the conveyance of the attached warranty deed, and will remain in effect under the family transfer by Gilbert Joe & Mary A. Montoya. 1. The re-sale of any lot conveyed

under this family transfer, will not be allowed without first option to purchase given to family. Further options shall be reviewed by family members. ***” Plaintiffs are seeking to quiet title to the Subject Property in themselves asking the Court to find that no Defendant has exercised his/her first option as described in Attachment A and that such first option and any other option which any Defendant may have is extinguished and of no further effect and that no Defendant has any other lien upon, right, title or interest adverse to Plaintiffs so as to permit Plaintiffs to sell the Subject Real Property to a third party intended purchaser, warranting their fee simple and indefeasible title to such intended purchaser.

This notice of pendency of action will be published once a week for three consecutive weeks in this newspaper; service by publication is complete on the date of the last publication. Publication of this notice of pendency of action is scheduled to be published on March 29, 2017, April 5, 2017, and April 12, 2017, after which service by publication is complete. Unless you file a responsive pleading, or motion on or before May 15, 2017 (30 days after final publication date), judgment as prayed for in Plaintiffs’ Complaint for Quiet Title and Declaratory Judgment will be rendered against you in said cause by default. The name and address of plaintiffs’ attorney is Patricia J. Turner, Attorney at Law, 200 W. DeVargas Street, Suite 7, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87501; (505) 982-9229. Dated March 22, 2017.

Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of the First Judicial District Court By: Maureen Naranjo Court Clerk II Legal No. 205824 Pub. March 29, April 5, April 12 2017

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