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MASSIVE COMET TO ENTER INTO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM 2014 UN271, as it’s known, could wreck you but won’t. Mostly it’s just lonely.
PLAZA JUNETEENTH DJ, DANCE EVENT WAS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS Turns out not partying for a year had an adverse affect on us, Santa Fe. Weird!
HAPPY PRIDE, Y’ALL Except for in-uniform cops.
BIDEN GETS SNIPPY WITH REPORTER OVER PUTIN QUESTION, LATER APOLOGIZES Cool, but if she’s anything like us she kinda loved that moment.
KIWANIS CLUB TO ONCE AGAIN HOST FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS AT THE MALL Just watch those instead of burning down your neighbor’s house, dorks.
WALLETHUB-DOT-COM STUDY SAYS NEW MEXICO IS THE WORST STATE IN WHICH TO LIVE Obviously they didn’t take where to get good chile or see sick-ass lowriders into account, but sure, yeah, we’ll just be here with our arts and sunsets and people while Texas does...whatever it is they do over there. Have shitty utilities, maybe?
CURRENTS NEW MEDIA TAKES OVER CCA And it’s as good as it’s ever been (plus there’s AC in there).
READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM ZONED OUT Local governments in Santa Fe have yet to take action that would create explicit zoning for new cannabis businesses under the recently adopted state law.
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W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD Bed Band hero Ivan Antonio-Gamboa drops a massive 28 Beatles covers for free—and they’re excellent and weird as hell.
