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concept we have to get our minds around if we live in these parts—in addition to remembering to say “in these parts” as often as possible—is the notion of the “prescribed burn.” That’s when experts decide to start a forest fire in order to help prevent forest fires. I hope I didn’t oversimplify that too much. Look at it like this: These trees will never burn down by accident if we burn them down on purpose first. One thing that bothers me about this is the use of the word “prescribed.” “Mr. Basler, your house is overrun with chipmunks, so I’m going to go ahead and write you a prescription to burn it down.” A few days ago, my wife told me first thing in the morning that she had closed every window during the night, because, you know, lots of smoke, and because she wasn’t able to get my lazy ass out of bed to find out what was burning. Curious, I drove downtown through particulates so thick I was reminded of traveling in some of your more polluted areas of India. Clearly, this wasn’t just a thing happening in my little neighborhood. I found some news stories about what had caused the problem, and they informed me that officials had halted a pre-
scribed burn “after air quality monitors … indicated unhealthy levels of smoke.” Unhealthy? You don’t say! You’re telling me that driving through the set of Mad Max: Fury Road might not be good for me? It was pretty much like starting a big, crackling piñon fire in your kiva, and then closing the flue. One story quoted a press release explaining, “Afternoon and evening winds were less than expected,
and an inversion kept smoke over the city.” It turned out the Forest Service decided to stop the burns after consulting with the New Mexico Environment Department and the New Mexico Department of Health, two groups maybe they should have consulted before bringing in a team of enthusiastic arsonists with flame throwers. According to one story (and I am not making this up), “anyone experiencing health effects from smoke exposure should take extra care to stay inside or get to an area with better air quality.” You mean, the level of air quality we had before you guys got started? But here was the best news nugget of all: “Fire crews … started the burn Wednesday with hand ignitions, and aerial ignitions were launched Thursday.” “Hey, Carl! Get over here with your Zippo and the lighter fluid! That’s all we’ve got until tomorrow, when they call in the Napalm strike!” I do understand that forest fires aren’t a laughing matter around here, and that these are people with our best interests at heart. But when I was a kid we had a saying: “Just wait’ll your mom gets home!” If the nature of whatever you had done was such that your mother could detect it with one of her five senses when she walked through the front door, there might be a US Army recruiting office in your future. And yet, here we are, in Santa Fe, being told that because of the deliberate actions of others, maybe we shouldn’t breathe the air in our own homes for the time being. Or, perhaps we’d like to visit Colorado for an unscheduled stopover to inhale. Is somebody’s mom going to have a word with the prescribed burn people about this? Robert Basler’s humor column runs twice monthly in SFR. Email the author: bluecornsfreporter.com
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ulie Madrid, clinical and programs director for the Solace Crisis Treatment Center, gestures towards a water stain in her office’s corner ceiling tile. “I always hope that when my client comes in, they don’t see it,” she says. “I don’t want them to feel unsafe here.” A decorative butterfly, felt and wire, hangs below the brownish mark. Over the past few years, workers have replaced tiles and patched up holes at this full-service facility for survivors of rape, domestic violence and other traumatic events, but the leaks persist. “Every time it rains, I hear drip, drip, drip,” Madrid says. Two years ago, Solace secured $219,000 of state funds to pay for a new roof, along with upgrades to the building’s computer network, phone lines and climate control system. That money never got released, held up by the state Department of Finance and Administration over a rule that prohibits public entities from donating money to private organizations. Legislators last month cut the Solace renovations, along with 120 other stalled construction projects across the state, during a special session convened by Gov. Susana Martinez to address a $600 million budget deficit split between two fiscal years. The bill filled about $90 million of that hole. About $56 million worth of projects will continue, but rather than taking the money from the general fund, the proposals will be financed through a state natural resource tax fund. Martinez on Friday signed the package, which passed comfortably through the House and Senate. Lawmakers invoked “shared sacrifice” to defend the cuts as a means to avoid spending cash the state didn’t have, which would have violated New Mexico’s constitution. “This must be the least bad of the bad decisions we have to make,” said Rep. Bill McCamley (D-Mesilla Park) last month on the House floor, as his colleagues debated the cuts. The move laid bare the recurring truth that a lot of capital outlay funds don’t get spent. Most of the discontinued projects, known as earmarks, had been stalled for two or three years, adding up to about $15.7 million of unspent taxpayer dollars. Of those, projects worth about $941,135 in Santa Fe County hit the cutting room floor—more than any other jurisdiction except McKinley and Bernalillo. Many county projects, like the Solace renovations, failed to pass a new review by the Department of Finance and Administration, a state office that looks at the feasibility and legality of capital outlay proposals before funds get released.
About $150,000 allocated for improvements to El Dorado Community School stayed in state coffers because the district failed to get the paperwork processed, according to Sen. Peter Wirth (D-Santa Fe), who had allocated some funds for the renovations from his discretionary share. “That one was particularly frustrating,” Wirth says. “It’s a lesson to us on this end that these projects need to be ready to go. It’s a lesson to all the groups that ask us for funding that they need to be ready to move forward once they get the money.” Legislators also de-authorized a $100,000 proposal for an affordable housing subdivision for veterans, sponsored by a nonprofit called Heroes Housing Alliance. After determining that the funds would not be enough to build affordable housing, city officials this year refused to sign on as a fiscal agent for the project, which was earmarked in 2014. Attorneys for Santa Fe also expressed concern that the nonprofit could potentially transfer or sell off the property. Funds intended to improve six acequias in the county, totaling about $287,000, also never made it out of the Department of Finance. About $127,000 of that, intended for an extension of the Acequia Madre into the Agua Fría community, froze because the proposers did not submit an engineering design. Paula Garcia, executive director of the New Mexico Acequia Association, says that’s a common holdup for these types of projects. “It would be helpful if there was support for those acequias to make sure some of that technical support is provided before they ask for the funding,” she tells SFR.
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Solace Center’s funds got tangled over the “antidonation” clause, intended to prevent corruption and waste, which prohibits government money from going to private institutions or citizens. Solace attempted to get around this barrier by agreeing to an arrangement in which the nonprofit would hand over the property to the City of Santa Fe until Solace delivered enough services to cover its $219,000 capital outlay allocation, according to director María José Rodríguez Cádiz. But Finance Department officials would only approve an arrangement if Solace paid off the value of the property itself, more than $1 million. That seemed unreasonable to Rodríguez Cádiz. “If I had signed that, I would have put the next executive director in quite a bind,” she says. (Solace in 2015 reported about $1.7 million in assets, according to a financial disclosure form nonprofits are required to submit every year.) Rep. Jim Trujillo (D-Santa Fe), who sponsored the Solace project, says that money should never have been held in the first place. He argues the organiza-
tion should have qualified for an exemption of the anti-donation clause that allows money to go to services “for sick and indigent” people. “They do a lot of work for the city and state, like counseling for domestic violence and rape victims, that the state would have to do if they didn’t do it,” Trujillo says. Think New Mexico, a nonpartisan policy group, has advocated for reform to the system to override the status quo. “If the public works projects in those bills had been better planned and vetted on the front end,” says its executive director, Fred Nathan, “the money could have been spent much more quickly and efficiently, creating thousands of jobs.” His group proposed legislation during this year’s regular session aimed at preventing stalled infrastructure projects. The bill, which died in the House Government, Elections and Indian Affairs Committee, would have created a council to help determine the feasibility and readiness of certain projects, which would be consolidated in a state plan.
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can Southwest in 1998, meetings have seen fewer scientists and more reprepopulation growth has sentatives from state game departments. inched forward and now “It’s been hijacked by political forces, and that’s faces a crisis, while public where it’s going now. But we at least have a date for lands ranchers continue when it will get done, and it’s still to be decided what New deadline for Mexican gray wolf recovery plan to come into conflict with the actual contents will be,” he tells SFR. “They can no leaves conservationists wondering whether wolves that turn to cat- longer keep promising it’s around the corner.” A US Fish and Wildlife Service-convened panel tle as a food source. The science or politics will prevail Mexican wolf population that drafted a recovery plan in the early 2010s sugpeaked in 2014 at 110, and gested a recovered, self-sustaining population would BY EL IZABE TH M I LLE R is now estimated around the low 90s. Mexican wolves consist of three populations and a total of more than el i zab eth @ s fre p o r te r.co m face a gene pool in which all wild wolves are as geneti- 750 wolves spreading into southern Colorado and cally similar as siblings, jeopardizing healthy repro- Utah, with corridors of connectivity among them. That draft was shelved following objections by the duction. he slogan spotted on signs outside New Where wolf advocates and the feds agree is that states concerned, but conservationists’ analysis still Mexico Game Commission meetings, on some of the genetic diversity in the more than 240 echoes that image. bumper stickers around the state and quot“Now we have a recovery plan coming, the next Mexican wolves in captive breeding facilities needs ed by conservationists reads: More wolves, to be added to the wild. To that end, this summer the step will be what the science is and where they allow less politics. Fish and Wildlife Service placed six captive-born pups wolves to recover,” Bird, of Defenders, tells SFR. Whether that’s what conservationists find when The matter could well land back in court if conserinto three wild dens to be reared. At least two pups the US Fish and Wildlife Service releases a long-awaitsurvived. But the alpha female for the Sheepherders vation groups don’t see the service using the best scied recovery plan for Mexican gray wolves remains to Baseball Park Pack, the first to take in foster pups this ence available. be seen. A federal district court judge signed off this spring, was found dead in September and the fate of Though some things have changed in the intervenmonth on a settlement stemming from a lawsuit filed her pups remains unknown. ing years, Robinson says of the 2012 against the federal wildlife management agency over New Mexico has not cooperated with plan, “It’s a darn good draft and we the ongoing absence of a formal recovery plan for this recent efforts, going so far as to secure wish they would use it.” most rare subspecies of wolf. Now the agency has a an injunction against Mexican wolf reArizona’s governor celebrated the deadline of Nov. 30, 2017 for completing that plan. opportunity to ditch “top-down, outleases earlier this year after the feds The next “We hope this is a turning point in the race to save of-touch management from Washingmoved forward with cross-fostering the Mexican wolf—a unique, beautiful animal of the step will be despite the state’s refusal to sign off on ton DC” and declared in a press release, American Southwest—from extinction,” Bryan Bird, permits to do so. The state Game and “We’re looking forward to working Southwest program director for Defenders of Wildwhat the Fish director denied those permits over with other Western states to develop life, said in a statement issued shortly after the court concerns about the lack of a recovery recovery plan that makes sense decision was announced on Oct. 18. science is and afornew plan and its final population targets. us and provides real-world guideFor 40 years, Mexican wolves have hovered in a New Mexico’s Department of Game and lines for measuring success.” sort of recovery limbo—an endangered species manwhere they Fish declined to make a statement on Posturing from the US Fish and aged as an “experimental population.” That designathe settlement. Wildlife Service suggests it’s likely to allow wolves tion extended more flexibility to land managers on This recovery plan draft won’t be the propose a recovery area that doesn’t behalf of ranchers to remove and kill wolves when first in an effort that began in 1977 with extend any farther north than I-40. to recover. they interfered with or killed cattle, but conservathe capture of five remaining wolves in Instead, attention seems directed—as tionists argue the leeway has given too much room Mexico. A draft was said to be forthcompressure from states including New -Bryan Bird, Defenders to the livestock industry and leaves wolves at risk of Mexico, Arizona, Colorado and Utah ing in 1995, shortly before federal offiof Wildlife extinction. Both sides have called for an updated plan has called for—south of the Mexican cials reintroduced captive-bred wolves for how the species is managed, but the process has border. to the wild. A team convened in the earstalled out often over state objections and disagreely 2000s to write a plan, and again ments over how to deploy, as the Endangered Species a decade later. Those drafts Act mandates, the “best available science.” have languished, says The plan is subject to an independent peer review Michael Robinson of before its completion, and plaintiffs, including Dethe Center for Biofenders of Wildlife, the Center for Biological Diverlogical Diversity, sity, the Endangered Wolf Center and the states of while planning Arizona and Utah, will be updated every six months between now and the deadline, according to the settlement terms. The public will also have a chance to review the plan before it’s finalized. The state of New Mexico had at one point joined the list of plaintiffs, but dropped out of the settlement, calling the deadline too hasty. “Recovery of the Mexican wolf remains our goal,” reads the official response from the Fish and Wildlife Service. “We aim to support natural wild wolf population growth and improve population genetics, eventually leading to species recovery and state management of the species.” Mexican wolves were nearly wiped out in the 20th century during the decades-long campaign AN SO to rid the West of predators that threatened catN ST EV EN tle ranchers. Over the nearly two decades since S-B OL LE Mexican wolves were reintroduced to the AmeriN
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hroughout its 40year history, Project Censored has covered a lot of ground that the corporate mainstream media has missed. Begun by Carl Jensen, a sociology professor at California’s Sonoma State University, shortly after Watergate in 1976, it’s become an institution involving dozens of faculty members and institutions working together to come up with an annual list of the top censored stories of the year. The Watergate burglary in June 1972 “sparked one of the biggest political cover-ups in modern history,” Jensen later recalled. “And the press was an unwitting, if willing participant in the coverup.” “Watergate taught us two important lessons about the press: First, the news media sometimes do fail to cover some important issues, and second, the news media sometimes indulge in self-censorship,” he said. On the upside, it led to the creation of Project Censored. As with the Watergate story, these aren’t censored in the overt heavyhanded manner of an authoritarian dictatorship, but in the often more ef-
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fective manner reflecting our society— an oligarchy with highly centralized economic power pretending to be a “free marketplace of ideas.” It may give people what they think they want in the moment, but it leaves them hungry for more, if not downright malnourished in the long run. The missing stories concern vital subjects central to the healthy functioning of our democracy. The problem is, we may not even realize what we’re missing, which is precisely why Project Censored is essential. Another way to think about it is as censorship of what the people as a whole can hear, rather than what any one individual can say. Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights makes it very clear: Freedom of opinion and expression includes the right “to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.” This year, 221 students and 33 faculty members from 18 college and university campuses across the United States and Canada were involved. A panel of 28 judges comprised of media studies professors, professional journalists and even a former commissioner of the Federal Communications Commission also participated.
News isn’t just created for individuals to consume, but for citizens to debate, discuss and then take action on. The real Project Censored, in short, includes you, the reader. Project Censored has always dealt with specific stories, but on anniversaries like this one, the larger patterns those stories fit within are impossible ignore. Economic inequality, global warming, petro-politics, suppression of health science, government spying, corporate influence of government— these are all familiar themes that appear again on this year’s list. But a bit more ought to be said by way of introduction to this year’s top censored story, before starting the list proper. Jensen began the preface to Project Censored’s 20th anniversary edition with the story of how John F Kennedy killed a detailed New York Times story which would blow the whistle on the planned invasion of Cuba. A shrunken, muted version ran in its place. Afterwards, Kennedy told a Times editor, “If you had printed more about the operation, you could have saved us from a colossal mistake.” This year’s No. 1 censored story is a direct descendent of the story JFK wished he hadn’t managed to kill.
“Today, tallying up the number of countries in which Special Operations forces are present repeats this error,” Vietnam veteran and author Andrew Bacevich told Turse. Sources: Turse, Nick, “A Secret War in 135 Countries,” TomDispatch, 2015; “The Stealth Expansion of a Secret U.S. Drone Base in Africa,” The Intercept, 2015; “American Special Operations Forces Have a Very Funny Definition of Success,” The Nation, October 26, 2015.
US MILITARY FORCES ARE DEPLOYED IN 70 PERCENT OF WORLD’S NATIONS
The covert exercise of US military power is a recurrent subject of Project Censored stories. This year’s top censored story joins that long tradition. It deals with the massive expansion in the number of countries where the officially unnamed war on terror is now being waged by US Special Operations Forces—147 of the world’s 195 recognized nations, an 80 percent increase since 2010. This includes a dramatic expansion in Africa. The majority of the activity is in “training missions,” meaning that this expansion is promoting a coordinated worldwide intensification of conflict, unseen at home, but felt all around the globe. Writing for TomDispatch, The Nation and The Intercept, Nick Turse exposed different aspects of this story and its implications. Turse’s story for The Intercept focused on the development of a single base, Chabelley Airfield, in the East African nation of Djibouti. It’s an “outof-the-way outpost” transformed into “a key hub for its secret war … in Africa and the Middle East.” In The Nation, Turse tackled the question of mission success. Project Censored noted that “Turse [had] reported skepticism from a number of experts in response to this question,” pointing out that “impacts are not the same as successes.” In Vietnam, body counts were mistaken for signs of success.
CRISIS IN EVIDENCEBASED MEDICINE
The role of science in improving human health has been one of humanity’s greatest achievements, but the profitoriented influence of the pharmaceutical industry has created a crisis situation. That research simply cannot be trusted. Burying truth for profit is a recurrent theme for Project Censored. The top story in 1981 concerned fraudulent testing from a single lab responsible for one-third of the toxicity and cancer testing of chemicals in America.
Another way to think about it is as censorship of what the people as a whole can hear, rather than what any one individual can say.
But this problem is much more profound. “Something has gone fundamentally wrong,” said Richard Horton, editor of The Lancet, commenting on a UK symposium on the reproducibility and reliability of biomedical research: “Much of the scientific literature, perhaps half, may simply be untrue. Afflicted by studies with small sample sizes, tiny effects, invalid exploratory analyses and flagrant conflicts of interest, together with an obsession for pursuing fashionable trends of dubious importance, science has taken a turn towards darkness. … The apparent endemicity of bad research behavior is alarming.” Horton’s conclusion echoed that of Marcia Angell, a former editor of the New England Journal of Medicine, who went public in 2009. A classic case was Study 329 in 2001, which reported that paroxetine (Paxil in the United States and Seroxat in the United Kingdom) was safe and effective for treating depressed children and adolescents, leading doctors to prescribe Paxil to more than 2 million US children and adolescents by the end of 2002 before being called into question. The company responsible (now GlaxoSmithKline) agreed to pay $3 billion in 2012, the “largest healthcare fraud settlement in US history,” according to the US Department of Justice. Nonetheless, the study has not been retracted or corrected, and “none of the authors have been disciplined,” Project Censored points out. This, despite a major reanalysis which “‘starkly’ contradicted the original report’s claims.” The reanalysis was seen as the first major success of a new open data initiative known as Restoring Invisible and Abandoned Trials. While Project Censored noted one Washington Post story on the reanalysis, there was only passing mention of the open data movement. “Otherwise, the corporate press ignored the reassessment of the paroxetine study,” and beyond that, “Richard Horton’s Lancet editorial received no coverage in the US corporate press.” Source: The Lancet 385, no. 9976, 2015; Cooper, Charlie, “Anti-Depressant was Given to Millions of Young People ‘After Trials Showed It was Dangerous,’” The Independent, 2015; Boseley, Sarah, “Seroxat Study Under-Reported Harmful Effects on Young People, Say Scientists,” The Guardian, 2015.
RISING CARBON DIOXIDE LEVELS THREATEN TO PERMANENTLY DISRUPT KILL VITAL OCEAN BACTERIA
Global warming is a recurrent Project Censored subject. Systemic changes associated with global warming threaten human welfare and all life on earth through a multitude of different pathways. These remain largely hidden from public view. One potential pathway—directly dependent on carbon, not temperature—is through the catastrophic overproduction of Trichodesmium bacteria, which could devastate the entire marine food chain in some regions. It lives in nutrient-poor parts of the ocean, where it fixes atmospheric nitrogen into ammonium, an essential nutrient for other organisms—from algae to whales. A five-year study by researchers at the University of Southern California and Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution found that subjecting hundreds of generations of the bacteria to predicted CO2 levels in the year 2100 caused them to evolve into “reproductive overdrive,” growing faster and producing 50 percent more nitrogen. As a result, they could consume significant quantities of scarce nutrients, such as iron and phosphorus, depriving the ability of other organisms to survive. Or the Trichodesmium bacteria could drive themselves into extinction, depriving other organisms of the ammonium they need to survive. CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
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Sources: Perkins, Robert, “Climate Change Will Irreversibly Force Key Ocean Bacteria into Overdrive,” USC News, 2015; Howard, Emma, “Climate Change Will Alter Ocean Bacteria Crucial to Food Chain—Study,” The Guardian, 2015.
SEARCH ENGINE ALGORITHMS AND HACKED ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES COULD SWING 2016 ELECTION
Social media has played an important role in recent social movements, from the Arab Spring to Black Lives Matter, but technology can potentially undermine democracy as well as empower it. In particular, search engine algorithms and electronic voting machines provide opportunities for manipulation of voters and votes, which could profoundly affect the 2016 election.
Mark Frary, in Index on Censorship, describes the latest research by Robert Epstein and Ronald E Robertson of the American Institute for Behavioral Research and Technology on what they call the Search Engine Manipulation Effect, or SEME. Their study of more than 4,500 undecided voters in the United States and India showed that biased search rankings “could shift the voting preferences of undecided voters by 20 percent or more” and “could be masked so that people show no awareness of the manipulation.” In an earlier article for Politico, Epstein wrote that SEME “turns out to be one of the largest behavioral effects ever discovered. ...[W]e believe SEME is a serious threat to the democratic system of government.” Because courts have ruled that their source code is proprietary, private companies that own electronic voting machines are essentially immune to transparent public oversight, as Harvey Wasserman and Bob Fitrakis documented. In 2016, about 80 percent of the US electorate will vote using outdated electronic voting machines that rely on proprietary software from private corporations, according to a September 2015 study by the Brennan Center for Justice at the New York University School of Law. The study identified “increased failures and crashes, which can lead to long lines and lost votes” as the “biggest risk” of outdated voting equipment, while noting that older machines also have “serious security and reliability flaws that are unacceptable today.” “From a security perspective, old software is riskier, because new methods of attack are constantly being developed, and older software is likely to be vulnerable,” Jeremy Epstein of the National Science Foundation noted.
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“Most significantly, the researchers found that even when the bacteria was returned to lower, present-day levels of carbon dioxide, Trichodesmium remained ‘stuck in the fast lane,’” Project Censored noted, a finding that one researcher described as “unprecedented in evolutionary biology.”
On Democracy Now! and elsewhere, Wasserman and Fitrakis have advocated universal, hand-counted paper ballots and automatic voter registration as part of their “Ohio Plan” to restore electoral integrity. While there has been some corporate media coverage of Epstein and Robertson’s research, the transparency and reliability advantages of returning to paper ballots remain virtually unexplored and undiscussed. (Note: New Mexico uses paper ballots.) Sources: Epstein, Robert, “How Google Could Rig the 2016 Election,” Politico, 2015; Frary, Mark, “Whose World are You Watching? The Secret Algorithms Controlling the News We See,” Index on Censorship 44, no. 4, 2015; Norden, Lawrence and Famighetti, Christopher, “America’s Voting Machines at Risk,” Brennan Center for Justice, New York University School of Law, 2015; Harvey Wasserman, interview by Goodman, Amy, “Could the 2016 Election be Stolen with Help from Electronic Voting Machines?” Democracy Now!, 2016; Fitrakis, Bob and Wasserman, Harvey, “Is the 2016 Election Already Being Stripped & Flipped?,” Free Press, 2016.
CORPORATE EXPLOITATION OF GLOBAL REFUGEE CRISIS MASKED AS HUMANITARIAN
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the corporate media—though not nearly enough to generate an appropriate response. What hasn’t been covered is the increasingly well-organized exploitation of refugees, particularly those displaced in Syria. An AlterNet article by Sarah Lazare—cited by Project Censored—warned of the World Bank’s private enterprise solution to the Syrian displacement crisis. “Under the guise of humanitarian aid, the World Bank is enticing Western companies to launch ‘new investments’ in Jordan in order to profit from the labor of stranded Syrian refugees,” Lazare wrote. “In a country where migrant workers have faced forced servitude, torture and wage theft, there is reason to be concerned that this capital-intensive ‘solution’ to the mounting crisis of displacement will establish sweatshops that specifically target war refugees for hyper-exploitation.” A World Bank press release touted “the creation of special economic zones or SEZs,” but Project Censored noted, “Myriam Francois, a journalist and research associate at SOAS, the School of Oriental and African Studies at the University of London, told Lazare that the development of SEZs in Jordan ‘will change refugee camps from emergency and temporary responses to a crisis, to much more permanent settlements.’” The SEZ proposals, Francois said, are “less about Syrian needs and more about keeping Syrian refugees out of Europe by creating (barely) sustainable conditions within the camps, which would then make claims to asylum much harder to recognize.’” Another story, by Glen Ford of Black Agenda Report, described a related agreement between Turkey and the European Union to keep millions of refugees from entering Europe as “a deal between devils,” adding that Turkey has “cashed in on the people it has
helped make homeless.” In addition to the $3.3 billion in EU money, Project Censored noted: Turkey has also sought admission to the European Union, and, with this, the right for 75 million Turks to enter Europe without visa restrictions as a condition for controlling its refugee population. Thus, according to Ford, Turkey has engaged in a “vast protections racket trap,” effectively agreeing to protect Europe from further incursions by “the formerly colonized peoples whose labor and lands have fattened Europe and its white settler states for half a millennium. “...Europeans will never accept Turkey into the fold, because it is Muslim and not-quite-white,” Ford concluded. Sources: Lazare, Sarah, “World Bank Woos Western Corporations to Profit from Labor of Stranded Syrian Refugees,” AlterNet, 2016; Ford, Glen, “Turkey and Europe: Human Trafficking on a Scale Not Seen Since the Atlantic Slave Trade,” Black Agenda Radio, Black Agenda Report, 2016.
MORE THAN 1.5 MILLION US FAMILIES LIVE ON $2 PER PERSON PER DAY
Even the working poor receive scant attention, but those living in deep poverty—less than $2 per day—are almost entirely absent. Kathryn J Edin and H Luke Shaefer, sociologists and authors of the book $2.00 a Day: Living on Almost Nothing in America, state that in 2011 more than 1.5 million US families— including 3 million children—lived in deep poverty at any given time. Their depiction of what poverty looks like reads “like a Dickens novel,” Marcus Harrison Green wrote in YES! Magazine, while in The Atlantic, economist Jared Bernstein noted that their research highlights the problematic long-term consequences of President Bill Clinton’s 1996 welfare reform initiative, with its “insistence on work without regard to job availability.” Project Censored notes that Edin and Shaefer proposed three policy changes to address extreme poverty in the United States: “First, policy must start by ‘expanding work opportunities for those at the very bottom of society.’ “Second, policy must address housing instability, which Shaefer described as both a cause and a consequence of extreme poverty. ‘Parents should be able to raise their children in a place of their own.’ “Third, families must be insured against extreme poverty, even when parents are not able to work.” William Julius Wilson, a leading sociologist in the study of poverty, described their book as “an essential call to action” in a New York Times book review, but this was a rare recognition in the corporate press. Sources: Green, Marcus Harrison, “1.5 Million American Families Live on $2 a Day—These Authors Spent Years Finding Out Why,” YES! Magazine, 2015; Bernstein, Jared, “America’s Poorest are Getting Virtually No Assistance,” The Atlantic, 2015. CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
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Five years after the Fukushima nuclear power plant was destroyed by an earthquake and tsunami in March 2011, the nuclear disaster continues to unfold with the ongoing release of large quantities of radioactive wastewater into the Pacific Ocean, in which turn affects ocean life through “biological magnification.” Meanwhile the Japanese government has relaxed radiation limits in support of its efforts to return the refugee population—a move that younger people, prime working-age taxpayers, are resisting. Project Censored cites a media analysis by sociologist CelineMarie Pascale of American University. Pascale, covering more than 2,100 articles, editorials, and letters to the editor on Fukushima in the Washington Post, the New York Times, Politico, and the Huffington Post between March 11, 2011 and March 11, 2013, focused on two basic questions: Risk for whom? And from what? She found that just 6 percent of articles reported on risk to the general public, and most of those “significantly discounted those risks.” She concluded, “The largest and longest lasting nuclear disaster of our time was routinely and consistently reported as being of little consequence to people, food supplies, or environments. … In short, the media coverage was premised on misinformation, the minimization of public health risks, and the exacerbation of uncertainties.” In contrast, Dahr Jamail’s reporting for Truthout pointed out that the cooling process—still ongoing after five years—has produced “hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of tons” of highly radioactive water, much of which has been released into the Pacific Ocean. Such nuclear disasters
“never end,” Arnold Gundersen, a former nuclear industry senior vice president, told Jamail. Project Censored also cited Linda Pentz Gunter, writing for The Ecologist about the Japanese government’s ongoing coverup. “In order to proclaim the Fukushima area ‘safe,’ the government increased exposure limits to 20 times the international norm,” Gunter wrote, in order to force refugees to return home, despite medical or scientific evidence to the contrary. Sources: Jamail, Dahr, “Radioactive Water from Fukushima is Leaking into the Pacific,” Truthout, 2016; Pentz Gunter, Linda, “No Bliss in This Ignorance: The Great Fukushima Nuclear Cover-Up,” The Ecologist, 2016; Pascale, Celine-Marie, “Vernacular Epistemologies of Risk: The Crisis in Fukushima,” Current Sociology, 2016.
SYRIA’S WAR SPURRED BY CONTEST FOR GAS DELIVERY TO EUROPE, NOT MUSLIM SECTARIANISM
The Syrian war and its resulting refugee crisis have gained headlines over the past five years, but the origins of the conflict, control of oil and gas, are rarely considered—the politics of which have dominated the region since before World War II. The hidden influence of oil—from climate change to campaign finance and corporate lobbying to foreign policy—has been a recurrent subject of Project Censored stories. Project Censored cites a single September 2015 story by Mnar Muhawesh for MintPress News, but that story cites others as well, notably an August 2013 story in The Guardian by Nafeez Ahmed. “The 2011 uprisings, it would seem—triggered by a confluence of domestic energy shortages and climate-induced droughts which led to massive food price hikes—came at an opportune moment that was
Source: Muhawesh, Mnar, “Refugee Crisis & Syria War Fueled by Competing Gas Pipelines,” MintPress News, 2015.
BIG PHARMA POLITICAL LOBBYING NOT LIMITED TO PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS
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quickly exploited,” Ahmed wrote, as part of a broader strategy to undermine governments in the region, as well as manipulating social movements and armed factions for the purpose of maintaining control of oil and gas. Muhawesh and Ahmed both point, in particular, to President Bashar alAssad’s choice between competing pipeline proposals. He refused to sign a proposed agreement for a pipeline from Qatar’s North Field through Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria and on to Turkey in 2009, because it would have hurt his ally, Russia. “The proposed pipeline would have bypassed Russia to reach European markets currently dominated by Russian gas giant Gazprom,” Project Censored notes. Instead, Assad pursued negotiations—finalized in 2012—for a pipeline through Iraq from Iran’s South Pars Field, which is contiguous with Qatar’s North Field. Muhawesh cites US cables revealed by WikiLeaks as evidence that “foreign meddling in Syria began several years before the Syrian revolt erupted.” Ahmed came to the same conclusions by drawing on multiple sources, including a RAND Corporation document, “Unfolding the Future of the Long War,” which discussed long-term policy options (trajectories) dealing with the complex interplay of energy interests and ethno-religious-political manipulations. There’s a whole deeper level of driving forces not being reported on behind the Syrian war and refugee crisis.
cine,” due to the destructive influence of its financing on the practice of basic science in testing and developing new drugs. But that’s not the only destructive impact of their spending. Although they spent $51 million in campaign donations in the 2012 presidential election, and nearly $32 million in the 2014 midterms, Mike Ludwig of Truthout reported they spent $7 lobbying for every dollar spent on the midterms. “The $229 million spent by drug companies and their lobbying groups that year was down from a peak of $273 million in 2009, the year that Congress debated the Affordable Care Act,” Project Censored noted. Legislation influenced involved all the industry’s top concerns, “including policy on patents and trademarks, management of Medicare and Medicaid, and international trade.” The last item includes pressuring other countries to suppress the manufacture of life-saving generic AIDS drugs in India, to cite just one example. “Pharmaceutical lobbyists also consistently lobby to prevent Medicare from negotiating drug prices,” Project Censored also noted. Coverage of their spending is scant, and virtually never
tied directly to the issues that Big Pharma itself is lobbying on. Source: Ludwig, Mike, “How Much of Big Pharma’s Massive Profits are Used to Influence Politicians?,” Truthout, 2015.
CISA: THE INTERNET SURVEILLANCE ACT NO ONE IS DISCUSSING
In July 2015, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell attempted to attach the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act, or CISA, as an amendment
DHS itself warned that the bill would ‘sweep away privacy protections’ while inundating the agency with data of ‘dubious’ value.
to the annual National Defense Authorization Act. However, the Senate blocked this by a vote of 56-40, in part because, unlike an earlier version, it essentially enabled intelligence and law enforcement officials to engage in surveillance without warrants. Yet, on December 18, 2015, President Barack Obama signed CISA into law as part of a 2,000-page omnibus spending bill, amid media silence— with notable exceptions at Wired and The Guardian. The act authorized the creation of a system for corporate informants to provide customers’ data to the Department of Homeland Security, which, in turn, would share this information with other federal agencies— the National Security Agency, FBI, Internal Revenue Service and others— without privacy-protecting safeguards. In one sense it followed a familiar— if distressing—pattern, as The Guardian reported. Civil liberties experts had been “dismayed” when Congress used the omnibus spending bill to advance some of the legislation’s “most invasive” components, making a mockery of the democratic process. But this one was different, since censored stories usually do not stifle powerful voices, as Project Censored observed: “[Andy] Greenberg’s Wired article noted that tech firms—including Apple, Twitter, and Reddit—as well as 55 civil liberties groups had opposed the bill, and that, in July 2015, DHS itself warned that the bill would ‘sweep away privacy protections’ while inundating the agency with data of ‘dubious’ value.” In April 2016, Jason R Edgecombe reported for TechCrunch on the glaring inadequacies of interim guidelines to deal with privacy and civil liberties concerns, while the corporate media silence continued. And in May, Violet Blue wrote for Engadget about candidates’ positions on cyber issues. Only Bernie Sanders and Rand Paul opposed CISA, but it never became the subject of any broader media discussion. Sources: Greenberg, Andy, “Congress Slips CISA into a Budget Bill That’s Sure to Pass,” Wired, 2015; Thielman, Sam, “Congress Adds Contested Cybersecurity Measures to ‘MustPass’ Spending Bill,” The Guardian, 2015; Edgecombe, Jason R, “Interim Guidelines to the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act,” TechCrunch, 2016; Blue, Violet, “Where the Candidates Stand on Cyber Issues,” Engadget, 2016. Paul Rosenberg is the senior editor for Random Lengths News at the Port of Los Angeles, California and is a contributing columnist for Salon.com. Terelle Jerricks is the managing editor who contributed to this article. Read more at projectcensored.org.
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not just acting out his lyrical stories on stage. “It’s more connected to the sound, to the music,” he says. “I am trying to enhance the energy of the song through the theatrics and visuals.” The music videos tied to Innocence Reaches are loud parties full of diverse, beautiful people, balloons and glitter with a platinum wig-wearing Barnes as the star. Some of them even look like they could have been filmed right on the stage of Meow Wolf’s House of Eternal Return, where they perform this Wednesday night. “Certain [songs] are more exciting or translate better live,” Barnes tells SFR. “Songs like ‘Let’s Relate’ and ‘It’s Different For Girls’ feel really good.” Innocence Reaches may sound and look like a total ball, but Barnes says it was the same labor of love that feeds all of their albums. “It’s always a challenge,” he says. “It’s equal parts frustrating, and fulfilling, and exciting.” (Maria Egolf-Romero) OF MONTREAL 8 pm Wednesday Oct. 26. $25. Meow Wolf, 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369
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ART OPENING LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX “I know sensuality and sexuality can be a little taboo,” curation newcomer Shontez Morris tells SFR of Alluring Oddities, her upcoming Halloween show of erotic artwork. “Everyone experiences these things at some point in their lives,” she says, “and the human body is nothing to be ashamed of.” According to Morris, it’s more about empowerment and beauty than sex itself. “It starts with self-love, and these things don’t have to be distasteful,” says Morris. Several artists are already onboard and Morris says she’ll have even more by the opening. It should be … titillating. (ADV)
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Kevin Barnes likes to dance. And the frontman for indie-pop band of Montreal’s kinetic affinity is extra present in the hip-shaking beats and ethereal melodic progressions on their newest effort, Innocence Reaches. “I was working in a studio in Paris,” says Barnes, “and basically they only had drum machines and synthesizers, so it sort of forced me in that direction and I found it really inspiring and really exciting to get back to that.” The synthetic toolset pushed Barnes to create in a more percussively dominated milieu—perfect for dancing. The band sprinkles psychedelic rock and ’60s funk into their synthpop, which doesn’t suffer from tedious melodic repetition—a killer of many of their electronica brethren. Barnes coos through postmodern ideas, breaking gender roles and the fluidity of attraction and relationships, and hearkens back to those who could pull off being wonderfully weird and magnetically androgynous (think David Bowie or Prince). Seeing of Montreal perform live is beyond simple music performance. Shows are theatrical affairs with skits and costumes, but Barnes says he’s
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WED/26 BOOKS/LECTURES ANNE CARSON Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 The Canadian poet and essayist has published books and poetry collections, all of which include components of ancient Greek mythology, and she reads from her work at this Lannan Foundation event. 7 pm, $6 DHARMA TALK: JOSHIN BRIAN BYRNES AND GENZAN QUENNEL Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 This week's talk is presented by Byrnes and Quennell, two Zen priests at Upaya. 5:30 pm, free LUIS URRIETA AND ANNE RAY School for Advanced Research 600 Garcia St., 954-7200 Urrieta and Ray—both from the University of Texas—present a lecture titled “Resurgent Indigeneity: Remaking Indígena and Community Through Education.” Noon, free
EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK The Dragon Room 406 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-7712 This downtown spot is worth seeing, even if it’s just to check out the giant tree growing in its center. Measure your knowledge of useless trivia against others' at this drinkingencouraged occasion. 8 pm, free SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET WITH WISE FOOL Railyard Plaza Market and Alcadesa St., 414-8544 The final Wednesday-evening market of the year features a special Wise Fool performance celebrating a great season. Bring the family to see the spectacle of circus skills. 4-8 pm, free
MUSIC BRANDEN & JAMES Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The resident duo performs a selection of everything from Bieber to Bach. 8 pm, free JIM ALMAND El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 A solo performance of roots and blues. 7 pm, free
LITTLE LEROY AND HIS PACK OF LIES La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Rock 'n' roll with Leroy and his pack. 7:30 pm, $5 OF MONTREAL Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Their bright synth-pop sound uses Prince-like melodies with a hint of indie rock and the mix is really damn good. Don't miss this one. They just released a new album Innocence Reaches and are bound to play some unfamiliar songs along with their classics (see SFR Picks, page 19). 8 pm, $25 RAYOLIGHT CONCERT Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 See hip-hoppers Rill, King Davis, Wolfman Jack and others perform live with DJ Nykon at the teen-centric community space. 7 pm, $5 WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS WITH DJ OBI ZEN Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave, 428-0690 Guzzle some vino at a discount while you enjoy the musical stylings of DJ Obi Zen, who mixes live percussion into his electronica sets. 9:30 pm, free
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THE CALENDAR ANTHONY BARRESE: OPERA GUILD LECTURE Unitarian Universalist Congregation 107 W Barcelona Road, 982-9674 Barrese, music director of Opera Southwest, gives a talk about Gioachino Rossini, one of the most successful composers in operatic history. 5:30 pm, $10 RITA MORENO: MY LIFE WITH WORDS AND MUSIC Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Actress and singer Moreno, who starred in the world famous classic West Side Story, is one of only four people to win all four major American arts awards: a Tony, an Emmy, an Oscar and a Grammy. She speaks about her celebrity life, tells stories and shares experiences from her childhood in Puerto Rico. 7:30 pm, $25 STEVEN RUDNICK St. John's United Methodist Church 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-9274 This environmental scientist specializes in chemical oceanography and examines the rising sea levels, melting glaciers and stronger El Niños in his lecture titled "Oceans and Climate Change." 1 pm, $10 TWICE THROUGH THE MAZE: OUT LOUD Phil Space 1410 Second St., 983-7945 Rod Harrison performs selections from the photographic novel exhibit, in which he appears as "the unreliable witness." Max Neutra's molecular randomizer provides the soundtrack and Melody Sumner Carnahan and Michael Sumner—the book's creators—participate and take questions. 7 pm, free
THEATER WINNING THE FUTURE Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Presented by Up & Down Theater Company, the story examines America and where we are headed with a script that is part satire, part sketch comedy and part musical theater, written by and starring Kate Chavez, Lindsey Hope Pearlman and Robin Holloway. 7:30 pm, $20
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HALLOWEEN FALL FESTIVAL AND SAFE TRICK-ORTREATING Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1000 A community event invites everyone to join the festivities and play games, dance, visit the haunted house and gather all the candy their bags can hold. 3:30 pm, free HOUSE OF HALLOWEEN Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 An all-ages, family-friendly event brings performers from around the state for three hours of crazy dance, music and art performances. 6 pm, $35
BOOKS/LECTURES ARE MEN STRONG ENOUGH TO COMPETE WITH WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD? Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 The panel discussion, with participants Eric Witt, Janet Davidson, Lisa Lucas, Kirk Ellis and Debrianna Mansini, examines the role of women in the film industry, and how that role differs from that of men. 5 pm, $35 LLOYD KIVA NEW CENTENNIAL CONVOCATION Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2300 The two-day symposium reflects upon the 100-year anniversary of New's birth. Artists, historians, educators and curators participate in the wide array of interdisciplinary discussions surrounding the theme of contemporary Native art. 1 pm, $40
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“Siffler” by Bill Skrips is on view at the State Capitol Rotunda Art Gallery as part of Alchemy of Decay.
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Walter Robinson’s “Buffalo Pink” is on view at Turner Carroll Gallery as part of Symbol Pleasures through Oct. 25. DELPHIA Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 A solo soul performance. 6:30 pm, free LATIN NIGHT Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 DJ Dany plays cumbia, salsa and Latin dance music. So if you have some salsa-skills, this is the time to show them off. 9 pm, $7 LITTLE LEROY AND HIS PACK OF LIES La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Rock 'n' roll with Leroy and his pack. They are always a hoot. 7:30 pm, $5 RIO BOSSA NOVA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Brazilian jazz over Spanish tapas. And they make a mean—as in really good— margarita. 7:30 pm, free UNDERGROUND CADENCE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Blues covers, classic rock and originals. 8 pm, free
THEATER THE CHAMPAGNE CHRONICLES Engine House Theater 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 438-4418 The annual play series Theater of Death brings short tales focused around a theme, and this year it’s everyone's favorite celebratory libation—Champagne. The series always includes interactive components and surprises, so arrive ready for anything. 8 pm, $20
WINNING THE FUTURE Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Up & Down Theater Company presents an examination of America, where we are now, and where we are headed. It’s part satire, part comedy and part musical theater, written by and starring Kate Chavez, Lindsey Hope Pearlman and Robin Holloway. 7:30 pm, $20 WOMEN IN THE ARTS PERFORMANCE New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 A special musical program focuses on the contribution of women in the arts with selections by women composers performed by women musicians including “Love Songs” by Jenni Brandon and “Glint” by Roshanne Etezady. 10:30 am, free
WORKSHOP GENOVEVA CHAVEZ SKATEPARK DESIGN WORKSHOP Genoveva Chavez Community Center 3221 W Rodeo Road, 955-4000 Tell the city what you want to see in the city's newest skatepark and make all of your skate-dreams come true. A bowl perhaps? 6 pm, free
FRI/28 ART OPENINGS IN HOUSE Santa Fe Clay 545 Camino de la Familia, 984-1122 Ceramic works by Lee Akins, Odete Andren, Susan Balkman and many more who create at the local clay studio. Through Dec. 3. 5 pm, free
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JOE RAMIRO GARCIA: OPTIMIST LewAllen Railyard 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3250 Evoking a familiar sense with his use of iconography in his oil and alkyd paintings—which are highly collected and exhibited—Ramiro Garcia's work reminds us of our shared cultural memory through distinctive imagery. See his painterly aesthetic mixed with skills from his background in printmaking. Through Dec. 4. 5 pm, free SHARON BERKELO: LAYERS Janine Contemporary Industri Gallery 328 N Guadalupe St, 989-9330 The artist presents her first solo exhibit featuring subtle abstract acrylic paintings and mixed media works inspired by her recent encounter with her childhood artworks. Through Nov. 30. 5 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 24
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Even more musicthemed costume ideas
DAVID BOWIE
It kind of depends on what era Bowie you’re going for, but we’d suggest either Goblin King from Labyrinth (you’ll need a serious-ass crotch bulge and perhaps a fake baby), Ziggy Stardust (fashion a ginger mullet from either your own hair or a number of wigs and then get yourself some face paint and an eye patch) or, for extra ease, super-fashionable end-of-life Bowie á la the video for “Lazarus” from his final album, Blackstar (black sweater, black pants, an eerie sense of calm about the infinite nothingness that lies beyond the veil of death OR nightgown and face bandage with buttons sewn over where your eyes would be). Whatever you choose, you’ll be popular and look cool as hell.
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You’ll want to start this as soon as possible, but if you already hate washing your hair that’ll be a good head start. Franti’s got the dreads, but you can possibly braid your hair, too, in case you don’t want to commit or are grossed out by dreads. Hone an obnoxious sense of peace and justice that might come from a good place but ultimately comes across like you think you know how the world should work better than anyone. Get a knit beanie to wear even if it’s a thousand degrees at whatever party you attend, some camo cargo shorts and a tank top that says something like “Listen to Bob Marley.” Ditch your shoes and carry a ukulele. I don’t think he’s known for the uke, I just think that would be funny.
Maybe he’s just on my mind because of my recent interview, but you can pull this off by getting a long wig (or already having long hair), dressing like you work on a crew that paints houses and smashing yourself in the face with a brick. WK also has that pizza-shaped guitar, but carrying a slice of pizza with you everywhere you go is not only close enough, it’s good life advice for all of us.
and don’t clean it. 3. Slather on eyeliner and other makeup to hide the haggard factor. 4. Mess up your hair. Boom. You win Halloween. Sort of.
BEYONCÉ This one’s a little trickier, so pay attention—work out long, blonde tresses that cascade down your back like a goddamn golden waterfall and then somehow wordlessly convey yourself to be the most gorgeous and talented goddess on the fucking planet. Also wear a one-piece gold lamé swimsuit covered in shiny, sparkly sequins. Be confident.
ANYONE FROM GREEN DAY The Bay Area punk trio’s Revolution Radio debuted at #1 on Billboard’s charts this month, and to become Billie Joe Armstrong, Tré Cool or Mike Dirnt takes only a couple easy steps. 1. Get a dirty suit. 2. Wear it constantly
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Get a weird dress, throw your bangs in front of your eyes, slap a gigantic fucking bow on your head, case closed.
TWENTY ONE PILOTS
Easy. Just grab a friend and start sucking at music super hard—and we mean hard—and pretty much anyone cool will know what you’re trying to do. Bonus points if you can get mainstream radio to play your songs often enough to drive people up the wall and curse the day they were born. Extra bonus points if you can somehow be considered the suckiest thing about Suicide Squad, which is really saying something.
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THE CALENDAR bed, stroke your cock (even if it’s soft), and think dirty thoughts. Your cock will get hard, I promise, and you’ll get off. It’s how most people masturbated before the internet came and ruined everything, WOES, and it still works.
I love my wife, but I have a lot of resentment, disappointment, and insecurity over our sex life. After four years of marriage, huge angst remains that I have yet to get a handle on. Right now, with kids and our busy lives, she’s content with sex once a week or so, and I need relief pretty much every night to help with my insomnia. What’s more, I really don’t enjoy porn at all, but if we aren’t having intercourse, there’s pretty much no other way for me to get off. Blame it on my fundamentalist evangelical upbringing, but I fear my porn use becoming an addiction. It makes me feel dirty. I would love a solution to this problem that doesn’t involve me jerking off in a dark room by a computer screen after my wife falls asleep every night. All I want to do is feel close to my wife, orgasm, and sleep. I think she does sincerely care and wants to help me, but is just so tired and busy with her career and our kids. And yes, I have talked and fought with her countless times. In weaker moments, I’ll admit I have also guilted her for her more “active” sexual past (with prior boyfriends) and for her current “neglect,” which I know is unfair and unhelpful. I just don’t know what to do. -When Orgasms Enable Sleep You’ve been married four years, you have more than one child, you both work—and if you divide household labor like most couples, WOES, your wife is doing more/most of the cooking, cleaning, and child care. But even if you were childless, living in a hotel suite with daily maid service, eating only room service, and throwing your underpants out the window after one wearing, WOES, it would still be unreasonable to expect PIV intercourse every night of the week. Frankly, WOES, once-a-week PIV is more sex than most young straight dads are getting. And if you’re demanding PIV from your wife as a sleep aid—“ask your doctor if Clambien is right for you”—it’s a miracle you’re getting any sex at all. And the limited options you cite—it’s either PIV with the wife or masturbation in front of the computer—aren’t doing you any favors. Consider PIV from your wife’s perspective: Her husband fucks, comes, and falls asleep. She lies there for a while afterward, tingling, and may have to go to the bathroom once or twice. The PIV that puts her husband to sleep after a long day? It puts her sleep off. And if she wanted to get it over with quickly— because she was exhausted—there wasn’t much foreplay, which means she probably wasn’t fully lubricated (uncomfortable) and most likely didn’t come (unfair). That’s a recipe for resentment, WOES, and resentment kills desire. (Or maybe you should think of it this way: If your ass got fucked every time you said yes to sex, WOES, you wouldn’t say yes to sex seven nights a week.) If you expanded your definition of sex, WOES, if your options weren’t PIV or nothing, you might not have to masturbate six nights a week. Because if your definition of sex included oral (his and hers), mutual masturbation, and frottage—and if these weren’t consolation prizes you settled for, but sex you were enthusiastic about—your wife might say yes to sex more often. Still, you’re never going to get it seven nights a week. So make the most of the PIV you’re getting, broaden your definition of sex and get another night or two of sex in per week, and enjoy porn without guilt the rest of the week. And if you’re concerned about the amount of porn you’re watching, try this trick: Lie on the couch or the floor or the guest
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When I met my partner of three years, I thought I’d hit the jackpot: a Dom who packs a wallop but knows how to listen and loves group sex (which is kinda my jam). It’s hard to let go of my memories of the early days. We have had some rough patches, especially since he has had increasing financial trouble/ underemployment, whereas I am back in school and have too many jobs. The biggest issue as I see it is he always makes me explain at length why I am busy—not just what I am doing (e.g., midterms) but whether that is “normal” (yes, every semester). I am tired. I care about my partner a lot and feel very close to him in some ways, but I also see him taking advantage of me financially and demanding endless reassurance on top of this. So my desire is to DTMFA. But when I talk about my feelings in the relationship, he argues with me—about what my feelings are or should rationally be. I am really ground down by this. The prospect of breaking up feels like it will be an ordeal. I feel trapped. I don’t think I can stay with him, but I also don’t want to have a conversation about leaving. -Sincerely Troubled Under Constant Kriticism We need someone’s consent before we kiss them, suck them, fuck them, spank them, spoon them, marry them, collar them, etc. But we do not need someone’s consent to leave them. Breakups are the only aspect of our romantic and/or sexual lives where the other person’s consent is irrelevant. The other person’s pain is relevant, of course, and we should be as compassionate and considerate as possible when ending a relationship. (Unless we’re talking about dumping an abuser, in which case safety and self-care are all that matters.) But we don’t need someone’s consent to dump them. That means you don’t have to win an argument to break up with your boyfriend, STUCK, nor do you have to convince him your reasons are rational. You don’t even have to discuss your reasons for ending the relationship. You just have to say, “It’s over; we’re done.” It’s a declaration, STUCK, not a conversation. Thank you so much for all of your advocacy— of both sexual and political persuasions— through the years, Dan. Like MADDER, the mom whose letter you ran in last week’s column, I have used Trump’s past and current behavior to help further discussion about the concepts of consent and body awareness, safety, and respect with my young daughter. There’s just one thing I wanted to add: Parents should not restrict the “Trump Talk” to their daughters. Our sons need to be told that words and actions that objectify, demean, and damage women are not what being a boy or man is about. My son is only 3, so he’s a little young as of yet. But I will definitely have the Trump Talk with both my children. -Sons Need Trump Talk Too Thanks for writing in, SNTTT, and you’re right—we need to have the Trump Talk with our sons, too. But I would add another reason to your list: While our sons absolutely need to be told not to objectify, demean, and damage women, our sons also need to be told that they, too, have a right to move through this world unmolested. Parents have sex, too! Or so say the hosts of One Bad Mother on the Lovecast: savagelovecast.com
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STRANGERS COLLECTIVE: LONG ECHO Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 The local collective of emerging artists presents an exhibit of contemporary reflections including paintings, sculptures, drawings and new media works by artists including Drew MC, Alex Gill and Ona Yopack as well as a series of zines by writers Kendyll Gross, Kelly Skeen and Max Walukas. The 11-week run of the show features performance installations and panel discussions. Through Jan. 15. 5 pm, free WESLEY ANDEREGG, HEATHER BRADLEY, HEIDI BRANDOW AND MATTHEW MULLINS form&concept 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 The gallery adds to its permanent collection with works by four new artists who blur the line between art and craft with a celebratory reception. 5 pm, free
BOOKS/LECTURES LLOYD KIVA NEW CENTENNIAL CONVOCATION Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2300 The two-day symposium reflects upon the 100-year anniversary of New's birth. Artists, historians, educators and curators participate in the wide array of interdisciplinary discussions surrounding the theme of contemporary Native art. 9:30 am, $40 THE MOCNA READER: MONKEY BEACH Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2300 This book club meets three times a month and this session focuses on First Nations writer Eden Robinson and his work Monkey Beach. Noon, free
DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 An evening of flamenco with Antonio Granjero, Antonio Hidalgo Paz and Estefania Ramirez. The performance will feature a select repertoire from the 2016 full length productions. 7:30 pm, $25-$40
EVENTS FRED HARVEY HISTORY WEEKEND New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 A day of lectures and discussions celebrates the long-term exhibition titled Setting the Standard: The Fred Harvey Company and Its Legacy. The speakers include Steve Harvey, son of Byron Harvey III. See the full schedule of events at nmhistorymuseum. org/calendar. 10 am, free
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HOUSE OF HALLOWEEN Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 An all-ages, family-friendly event brings performers from around the state. 6 pm, $35 THE DIFFERENT FESTIVAL: BENCHWARMERS Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The annual event presents eight new one-act plays. See Obits by Terry Riley, Improbable Encounter by Ann Bendan and Pigeons by Marguerite Louise Scott, among others. 7:30 pm, $25 YOUTH HALLOWEEN THRILLER B-BOY AND B-GIRL BATTLE JAM Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Show off your breakdancing skills at the annual breakdance and costume contest for a chance to win a cash prize (see SFR Picks, page 19). 5 pm, free
MUSIC A TRIBUTE TO WEEZER Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 We Are Computer Guys plays your favorite Weezer songs and they only do it once a year. Featuring members of Award Tour, Ghost Circles, Albatross, (don’t) shoot noah!, i heart metal and many others, so don't miss this or you will have to be sad through 2017. 7:30 pm, $5 BRANDEN & JAMES Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The resident duo performs a selection of everything from Bieber to Bach. 8 pm, free DK AND THE AFFORDABLES Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Rock ’n’ roll and swingin’ blues. 8:30 pm, free
DAVID GEIST Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Geist plays Broadway tunes. 6 pm, $2 ENHAKÉ Christ Lutheran Church 1701 Arroyo Chamiso, 467-9025 Their name comes from the Seminole Creek word for a sound and they perform a contemporary classic set. 7 pm, $15 HILLARY SMITH Museum Hill Café 710 Camino Lejo, 984-8900 With her roots in gospel-driven churches, Smith performs a rhythm and blues set. 7 pm, $25 JESSIE DELUXE Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Female-led rock 'n' roll. 10 pm, free KATY P & THE BIZ Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave, 428-0690 Soul, blues and rock 'n' roll. 10 pm, $7 LITTLE LEROY AND HIS PACK OF LIES El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Rock 'n' roll. 8:30 pm, $5 ROUND MOUNTAIN AND VAIVEN Center Stage 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 Vaiven opens with their flamenco jazz fusion and brother duo Round Mountain follows with an eclectic repertoire played on exotic instruments. 7 pm, $15 SANTA FE HAUNTED HOUSE COLLECTIVE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Resident DJs Xavier and n_8 join special guest TEDDY NO NAME to trick or treat you to a spooky night full of Northern New Mexico's finest underground house music. 9 pm, $7 SIREN SHIPWRECK: ROCKY HORROR SHOW Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Siren Shipwreck is a fourpiece band fronted by belting sirens, infused with strong harmonies, and backed by acoustic back porch party music. They play the music from The Rocky Horror Picture Show at this festive event. 7 pm, free UNIFY CONCERT Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar 102 W San Francisco St., 690-2328 Experimental world music performed by Caitlin Alexander, Sebastien Marconato, Rick Bastine and Sky Redhawk on ecclectic instruments like the Native flute and ngoni. 8:30 pm, $5
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SAT/29 ART OPENINGS PATTY MARA GOURLEY AND JAY TINCHER: HALLOWEEN VISITATION Gray Matter 926 Baca St. #6, 780-0316 The two artists present Halloween-themed functional ceramics in conjunction with the Baca Street Halloween Party. All the scary stuff. 5 pm, free
BOOKS/LECTURES KARL EIKENBERRY The Forum at Santa Fe University of Art and Design 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 473-6011 A lecture presented by Eikenberry—ambassador and director of the US-Asia Security Initiative—titled "Sino-US Relations and the South China Sea.” 3 pm, $15 NASARIO GARCIA Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Local author Garcia presents his autobiography, Hoe, Heaven and Hell: My Childhood in Rural New Mexico. 4 pm, free OUTER LOCAL ARTIST DISCUSSION David Richard Gallery 1570 Pacheco St., 983-9555 Susan Begy and Cheri Ibes discuss their works (see A&C, page 27). 3 pm, free
EVENTS BACA STREET HALLOWEEN PARTY Baca Street Studios 926 Baca St., 820-2222 It's a neighborhood Halloween bonanza with participating businesses Molecule Design, Art.i.fact, Mother Root and more. 4 pm, free
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GIRLS LIKE THAT Greer Garson Theatre at Santa Fe University of Art and Design 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 473-6439 Teenagers and technology collide with consequences as the play confronts sexuality, body image and cyber-bullying. 7 pm, $15 THE CHAMPAGNE CHRONICLES Engine House Theater 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 438-4418 The annual play series Theater of Death brings short tales about the celebratory libation. 8 pm, $20 WINNING THE FUTURE Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 A satirical script examines America written by Kate Chavez, Lindsey Hope Pearlman and Robin Holloway. 7:30 pm, $20
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What does a typical reading consist of? I don’t work with regular tarot cards, I use fortune cards. They’re symbols on 36 cards and certain combinations mean certain things. I do a general nine-card spread, which is past, present and future, and there’s really nothing dark or scary about it, but I do make people cry occasionally. For the most part they’re happy tears. It’s kind of like I’m having a conversation and information is being downloaded into my head at the same time, if that makes sense. Do you deal with a lot of skeptics? Oh, skeptics are my favorite. But I’ve never had a complaint and for the most part they get this feeling of relief or release. I think I’m very relatable; I can put myself in your shoes and get on your level and usually something in my reading resonates with them. People are conditioned to feel fear, but there’s nothing here to be afraid of.
CLOACAS HALLOWEEN Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Cloacas wakes the spirits with their Americana sound. Do the monster dance. 7 pm, free DANCE MONSTER HALLOWEEN PARTY Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Proceeds benefit the Santa Fe Animal Shelter. Party with a Halloween-themed set by DJ Derek Plaslaiko. 9 pm, $15
DAVID COPHER'S HALLOWEEN PARTY Courtyard by Marriott Santa Fe 3347 Cerrillos Road, 473-2800 Supporting Santa Fe Need and Deed with live rock by the John Kurzweg Band and a costume contest with silver jewelry prizes made by Copher. 8 pm, $20 DAY OF THE DEAD CELEBRATION Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Day one includes live music by Lone Piñon and a performance of Ballet Folklorico (see SFR Picks, page 19). 7:30 pm, $10
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THE CALENDAR DRAWING ON COSPLAY: HALLOWEEN EVENT Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 An evening of pop culture and drawing in a creative environment provides models in comic book apparel utilizing dynamic action poses to inspire your drawings. Take a photo in the Instagram booth, create a life-sized corpse and enjoy alcoholic beverages by New Mexico Hard Cider. 6:30 pm, $15 GIRLS ON THE RUN HALLOWEEN BENEFIT Iconik Coffee Roasters 1600 Lena St., 428-0996 Hear your future from clairvoyant Kasandra M, get your spooky dance on and enjoy Champagne, wine and beer as well as Halloween treats from American Pie Bakery and Two Sprouts Farm. Proceeds benefit the organization that fosters confidence in young girls through physical activity (see 3 Questions, page 25). 7:30 pm, $40-$50 HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL Carlos Gilbert Elementary 300 Griffin St., 467-4700 Enjoy a haunted house, games, a bounce house and a costume contest along with face-painting, food and live entertainment by Jorge the magician and Andy the juggler. Noon, free HAUNTED HILL Museum Hill Café 710 Camino Lejo, 984-8900 The adults-only event features the Hella Bella band, a burlesque performance, a buffet, a costume contest with prizes and festive themed beverages. 6:30 pm, $50 HOUSE OF HALLOWEEN Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 An all-ages, family-friendly event brings performers from around the state. 6 pm, $35 THE DIFFERENT FESTIVAL: BENCHWARMERS Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The annual event presents eight new one-act plays. See Obits by Terry Riley, Improbable Encounter by Ann Bendan and Pigeons by Marguerite Louise Scott, among others. 2 pm, $25 WEIRD SCIENCE Santa Fe Children's Museum 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 989-8359 Take your kiddos in their costumes to play with potions, slime and pumpkins with a bunch of other little ghouls and goblins. 4 pm, free
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ALTO STREET Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Acoustic classics played on stringed instruments. 1 pm, free
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BOOMROOTS Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave, 428-0690 Some major bass in their boomy hip-hop tunes. 10 pm, $7 BRANDEN & JAMES Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The resident duo performs a selection of everything from Bieber to Bach with poweful vocals and nimble cello skills. 8 pm, free CHANGO Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 A group that covers rock and pop hits from the past three decades. 8:30 pm, free DUO GUADALUPE San Miguel Chapel 401 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-3974 A performance of Bach, Paganini, Piazzola and Barrios played on the guitar and violin by Ellen Chavez de Leitner and Roberto Capocchi, who make up the duo. Proceeds benefit St. Michael’s High School. 8 pm, $20 KORA SUMMIT BAND Railyard Performance Center 1611 Paseo de Peralta, 982-8309 The kora is a West African instrument and this ensemble has mastered the 21-stringed beast. Hear a plethora of songs from different regions of Africa at this live performance starting with a screening of the documentary film, The Voice of Kora, which takes a look at the importance of the instrument. 7 pm, $15 LE CHAT LUNATIQUE Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Celebrate Halloween with Gypsy swing jazz and a costume contest. 8:30 pm, $10 MÜSHI PROJECT El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 The quartet plays groovy psychedelic jazz. 7:30 pm, free
RUDE BOY EXPERIMENT Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 A blues performance. 10 pm, free
THEATER GIRLS LIKE THAT Greer Garson Theatre at Santa Fe University of Art and Design 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 473-6439 Teenagers and technology collide with perilous consequences as the play confronts sexuality, body image and cyber-bullying. 7 pm, $15 NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: FRANKENSTEIN Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Watch a monster filmed stage production with Benedict Cumberbatch, directed by Danny Boyle. 7-9:30 pm, $22 THE CHAMPAGNE CHRONICLES Engine House Theate 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 438-4418 The annual play series Theater of Death brings short tales about everyone's favorite celebratory libation—Champagne. 8 pm, $20 THE DIFFERENT FESTIVAL: THE TWO LOBBYISTS OF VERONA Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Set in Verona, Kentucky, the play tells the story of a small town, reeling from a natural disaster, and the silver lining they find in the dirt. Written by Diana Grisanti and Steve Moulds. 7:30 pm, $25 WINNING THE FUTURE Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Presented by Up & Down Theater Company, the story examines America and where we are headed with a script that is part satire and part musical theater, written by and starring Kate Chavez, Lindsey Hope Pearlman and Robin Holloway. 7:30 pm, $20
SUN/30 BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: PETER SIMONSON Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Simonson, who is executive director of ACLU New Mexico presents a lecture titled "What's at Stake: Civil Liberties and the 2016 Election." 11 am, free SANTA FE READS James A Little Theater 1060 Cerrillos Road, 476-6429 Four acclaimed authors— Stanley Crawford, Anne Hillerman, Jimmy Santiago Baca and Hampton Sides— read from their works. 2 pm, $20 CONTINUED ON PAGE 28
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SCUBA’s Outer Local is a crossroads for New Mexico origin stories BY J O R DA N E D DY @jordaneddyart
COURTESY DAVID RICHARD GALLERY
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his was a play on the pop cultural references of New Mexico,” says Sandra Wang. “You know, pickup trucks and aliens!” At her feet is a little white box full of soil sourced from a streambed in La Cienega. There’s a tiny silver truck marooned in the dirt, with green aliens peeking through its windows. Wang and her partner Crockett Bodelson, who create and curate art under the moniker SCUBA, made 360 sculptures from local adobe and clay when they moved to New Mexico from San Francisco in 2011. They called the body of work Why Does It Matter, and their creative process became a method for literally feeling out the landscape. “For SCUBA, this piece was about getting to know our new home and playing with local materials,” Wang says. “In my case, I was experiencing New Mexico from an outsider’s perspective. Because Crockett’s from here, he got to see it from a renewed perspective.” From Oct. 19 through Nov. 19, SCUBA presents an exhibition of 10 New Mexico artists at David Richard Gallery called Outer Local as part of the space’s Santa Fe Art Project exhibition series. Titled after the extraterrestrial pickup truck at its heart, the show challenged its participants—newcomers and natives alike—to reexamine their home turf. Last Saturday, Oct. 22, the curators convened several of the artists for the first in a series of public discussions of the show. Albuquerque photographer Jessamyn Lovell steps up first to address the audience. Her images in Outer Local are outtakes from a project called No Trespassing, a body of work that chronicles Lovell’s hunt for her estranged father. “I feel like [Outer Local] offered me permission to be more free in interpreting what place meant to me,” says Lovell. The images in the show reconstruct an emotional and symbolic context that exists apart from strict chronology. The artist, who is originally from Syracuse, New York, sees her interactions with the New Mexico landscape in a similar light.
Local and not-so-local artists explore their relationships with New Mexico at David Richard Gallery.
“We all kind of insert our own narratives,” Lovell says. “When I drive I-25 from Albuquerque to Santa Fe, I have a very different experience than someone who grew up here. I’m always going to be an outsider New Mexican in a way, until my history and my son’s history starts to become more rich with this place. I don’t know if I’ll ever look out and see a roadrunner, and not feel like it’s super exciting and exotic.” Kristen Roles, who also hails from Albuquerque, is up next. She’s working towards her MFA in photography at the University of New Mexico, where Lovell is a lecturer. “I’m thinking of local materials in terms of their proximity to our bodies,” she explains, gesturing to a series of images printed on temporary tattoo paper fluttering on the wall. The abstracted images on the paper are the warped residue of a past life: Roles had planned to move from Tampa, Florida, to New Mexico last year with her partner, but he tragically died. Roles boldly discusses the process of exploring the New Mexico landscape, while conducting a simultaneous journey into her past. “Being embedded in this landscape has been an escape in a sense,” she says. “Even on Central Avenue, which is a mess of cars, I can glimpse the mountains over the top of the Walgreens and it’s this astounding moment.” SCUBA ushers the crowd into another room, so artists Derek Chan and Parker Jennings can round out the afternoon. Chan is originally from San Francisco, and moved to Roswell from Chicago in 2012 af-
ter completing his MFA at the University of Illinois. He did an artist residency in Roswell, and developed a profound affection for the little town. “It’s a very mundane, agricultural town that is fueled by oil, but there’s also this sense of awareness around aliens and the metaphysical and the spiritual,” Chan says. “I feel like I always carry that balance in my work.” After his stint in Roswell, Chan moved to Santa Fe, where he’s been creating handmade books, large-scale paintings and videos that investigate the New Mexico landscape and culture. Aside from Bodelson, Jennings is the only artist speaking at the event who grew up in Santa Fe. He works as a carpenter at the Santa Fe Opera, and despite his native Santa Fean roots, he’s always felt like an outsider in the art community. “This is the first show that I haven’t had to come and hang my work myself,” he says. “I guess this puts me closer to being in the art world … but focusing on more subversive work has been really important to me.” The plywood wall sculptures he made for Outer Local, with geometric cutouts and spray painted patterns winding across them, are certainly the show’s scrappiest and most experimental work. OUTER LOCAL ARTIST DISCUSSION 3 pm Saturday Oct. 29. Free. David Richard Gallery, 1570 Pacheco St., 983-9555
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THE CALENDAR DAY OF THE DEAD CELEBRATION Santa Fe Danceworks 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 A collaborative effort between Teatro Paraguas and Santa Fe Danceworks continues at Santa Fe Danceworks with the building of a community altar to honor los antepasados. A community feast is provided along with entertainment by Azetc and Zumba dancers. 2 pm, $10 FRED HARVEY HISTORY WEEKEND New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Celebrating the long-term exhibition titled Setting the Standard: The Fred Harvey Company and Its Legacy, this event includes a kid-friendly brunch where you can color postcards and Thunderbirdthemed drawings. 11 am, free HALLOWEEN AND DIA DE LOS MUERTOS CARNIVAL Santa Fe Area Home Builders 2520 Camino Entrada, 982-1774 Get your fall fiesta on at the event that brings carnival games, a costume contest and music. 1 pm, free HAUNTED HOLLOW COSTUME BALL Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Carve pumpkins in your costume at the fundraising event with proceeds benefiting the teen-centric center. Don’t wear white, pumpkin carving is messy. 3 pm, $10 HOUSE OF HALLOWEEN Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 An all-ages, family-friendly event brings performers from around the state for three hours of crazy Halloweenthemed performances. 6 pm, $35 RAILYARD ARTISAN MARKET Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-7726 Peruse the weekly market filled with artworks in many mediums all created by local artists. 10 am-4 pm, free
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DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery shows off his supreme piano skills, and it’s to your benefit. 6:30 pm, free GREG BUTERA AND THE GUNSELS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Cajun honky-tonk and country. 3 pm, free THE SANTA FE REVUE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 The Americana band plays classics. Noon, free
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THEATER GIRLS LIKE THAT Greer Garson Theatre at Santa Fe University of Art and Design 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 473-6439 Teenagers and technology collide with perilous consequences as the play confronts sexuality, body image and cyber-bullying. 7 pm, $15 THE CHAMPAGNE CHRONICLES Engine House Theater 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 438-4418 The annual play series Theater of Death brings short tales focused around a theme, and this year it’s everyone's favorite celebratory libation— Champagne. 3 pm, $20 THE DIFFERENT FESTIVAL: THE TWO LOBBYISTS OF VERONA Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Set in Verona, Kentucky, the play tells the story of a small town reeling from a natural disaster, and the silver lining they find in the dirt. Written by Diana Grisanti and Steve Moulds. 7:30 pm, $25 THE DIFFERENT READINGS: ISLAND BLUE Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Brent Askari participates in the playwrights' reading series with his newest work about a man who discovers a crime on a small island, and nobody believes him. 2 pm, $15 WINNING THE FUTURE Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Presented by Up & Down Theater Company, the story examines America and where we are headed with a script that is part satire and part musical theater, written by and starring Kate Chavez, Lindsey Hope Pearlman and Robin Holloway. 7:30 pm, $20
ART OPENINGS SEXPRESSIONS: ALLURING ODDITIES Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 A showcase of works curated by Shontez Morris celebrates human sensuality and sexuality (see SFR Picks, page 19). 7 pm, $7
BOOKS/LECTURES RICHARD I FORD Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 The ethnobotanist and archaeologist talks about what we eat and why we eat it in his lecture titled "Evolution of the New Mexico Diet: Before and After Colonization" as part of the Southwest seminar series Mother Earth, Father Sky. 6 pm, $12
EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK Draft Station 60 E San Francisco St., 983-6443 Measure your knowledge of useless trivia against others' while you enjoy your brew of choice in a frosty pint glass. Drinking makes you smarter, right? 8 pm, free SPOOKTACULAR HALLOWEEN PARTY WITH AMERICAN JEM Rio Chama Steakhouse 414 Old Santa Fe Trail, 955-0765 The scary get-together is in its third year and includes a costume contest with prizes, music and dancing and door prizes. American JeM headlines the evening with Americana and rock 'n' roll. 6:30 pm, $20
MUSIC AMELIA Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 The touring rock artist performs a live solo set. 6 pm, $10 BRANDEN & JAMES Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The resident duo performs a selection of everything from Bieber to Bach with powerful vocals and a cello. 8 pm, free COWGIRL KARAOKE WITH MICHÉLE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michéle Leidig hosts this night of amateurish fun. 9 pm, free
THEATER THE CHAMPAGNE CHRONICLES Engine House Theater 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 438-4418 The annual play series Theater of Death brings short tales focused around a theme, and this year it’s everyone's favorite celebratory libation— Champagne. 8 pm, $20 CONTINUED ON PAGE 31
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Broken Trail distillery serves up New Mexico-inspired spirits BY GWYNETH DOLAND t h e f o r k @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m
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he label for Broken Trail craft distillery’s Holy Ghost vodka is a pale green topographic map. The first time I saw it I wondered: Is this named for Holy Ghost Creek? Some of my besties have a cabin on Holy Ghost Creek, near Terrero, where it pours into the Pecos River, and I’ve spent many a summer evening sipping cocktails and listening to its gentle burbling. Broken Trail’s co-owner and head distiller, Matt Simonds, says his corn-based vodka is indeed named for the creek, where he likes to go fishing. All of the distillery’s products are named for places in New Mexico where he and his team go hiking, biking and fishing. The Horsethief rum alludes to two different places: a mountain bike trail near the Taos Ski Valley, and a meadow in the Pecos Wilderness. “A lot of people don’t realize what an amazing place we have,” says Simonds, a native New Mexican. “Everything here, the environment, the people, the culture, the history, I love every part of it.” That’s why he wanted to incorporate a sense of place into the business. The Holy Ghost vodka is made entirely with New Mexico-grown corn. The Horsethief rum isn’t made with local sugarcane—because duh—but Simonds created a variation called de Pacana that is made by steeping the rum in shelled pecans. The result is better than you’d think. The pecans add only a faint aftertaste of the nut’s flavor but the steeping serves to mellow and soften the last of the rum’s sharp edges. The distillery opened in an industrial area of Albuquerque in 2015 (originally it was called Distillery 365, named for a trail in the Sandia Mountains). Last fall, bottles of the rum and vodka started showing up in retail stores, including Susan’s and Liquor Barn here in Santa Fe and Kokoman in Pojoaque. This year the distillery opened a tasting room in the Green Jeans Farmery, a shipping container development not far from the Whole Foods at Carlisle and I-40 (at 3600 Cutler Ave. NE in Albuquerque).
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Booze with a Taste of the Place Simonds has a background in chemistry and has long dabbled in home brewing. Years ago he decided to try his hand at home distilling. “I got a little barrel and I put it in my crawl space,” he recalls. “A year later I pulled it out and I got about a shot glass of the best bourbon I’ve ever had.” Evaporation had claimed nearly all of the rest. But about five years ago, the idea came up again, and he started doing test batches. He makes a bourbon called Tres Pistolas, also with locally-grown corn, but it is still aging in its barrels Nothing says good morning like a big ol’ bloody mary. and won’t be ready until 2017. There’s a gin in the works (named for Taos’ Bull of the Woods meadow), but it’s based on FOR THE BUTTER MIXTURE: the distillery’s vodka, which has been so popular that ·· 1 cup butter, softened there hasn’t been enough for Simonds to play with. ·· 1 cup brown sugar And he still needs to tweak the gin recipe. So that may ·· 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon be another year off. ·· 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg Meanwhile, a bottle of the Holy Ghost vodka or ·· 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves Horsethief rum would be right at home on your bar. In a small bowl, combine the butter, brown sugar and Here are some ideas for what to do with them. spices. Put the mixture in a resealable container and keep refrigerated. BLOODY MARY At the tasting room they make a custom bloody mary FOR THE DRINK: mix, but Simonds is very fond of Bloody Maria, a ·· 1 heaping tablespoon butter mixture green-chile-tinged New Mexico-made mix. It’s avail- ·· 1 1/2 ounces Horsethief de Pacana rum able in grocery stores, liquor stores and behind the Drop the butter mixture into the bottom of a mug and bar at restaurants like Coyote Cantina, Radish & Rye pour the rum over it. Add 6 ounces hot water. and Dr. Field Goods Kitchen. ·· 2 ounces Holy Ghost vodka CHIVATO ·· 4 ounces Bloody Maria mix “There are only so many lemon drops you can make Pour the vodka and mix into a cocktail shaker with 1 before you go insane,” Simonds says. This unusual, cup ice. Shake and pour into a tall glass with a salted savory cocktail was designed to capture some of rim. the idea of New Mexican food and to bring out the PACANA PRAIRIE BOMB At a recent tasting in Santa Fe, the folks from Broken Trail met the folks from Oklahoma’s Prairie Artisan Ales (prairieales.com) and had a “Your chocolate got in my peanut butter!” moment. Bomb! is an imperial stout aged on coffee, chocolate, vanilla beans and ancho chiles (look for it on tap at Rowley’s Farmhouse Ales and in Whole Foods stores). ·· Heavy 1/2 pint beer ·· 1 1/2 ounces de Pacana rum You remember how to make an Irish car bomb, right? Fill a pint glass about halfway with the stout. Pour the rum into a shot glass and drop the shot glass into the pint glass.
Bartenders at the tasting room came up with this bone-warming drink last winter. Feel free to experiment with the spices. Apple pie or pumpkin pie spice works here, as does the addition of more adventurous flavors like coriander and cardamom.
WHERE TO FIND BROKEN TRAIL SPIRITS Kokoman Fine Wines & Liquor 34 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-2219 Susan’s Fine Wine & Spirits 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 984-1582 Liquor Barn 2885 Cerrillos Road, 471-3960
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ever-so-slight corn flavor in the vodka. “It’s a little bit out there,” he says, “but I like it.” Chivato was one of Billy the Kid’s nicknames but it also hints at the fresh chives that flavor this martini. ·· 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro and chives ·· 4 ounces Holy Ghost vodka ·· Garlic salt Put the herbs into the bottom of a pint glass or cocktail shaker and smash them with a muddler or longhandled spoon. Add the vodka and fill with ice. Shake and strain it carefully into a martini glass rimmed with garlic salt.
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READINGS & DISCUSSIONS WITH FOUR NATIONALLY ACCLAIMED AUTHORS
Stanley Crawford, writer and a farmer is the author of several novels and works of nonfiction about Northern New Mexico, including A Garlic Testament, Mayordomo, and a new novel, Village, due out in spring. Crawford has been the recipient of many awards, including two NEA Writing Fellowships. Anne Hillerman, author of Spider Woman’s Daughter and Rock with Wings, won a number of awards and a spot on the NY Times best seller list. She is the founding director of the Tony Hillerman Writers Conference. Her third novel, Song of the Lion, is due out next spring. Jimmy Santiago Baca, poet, author and activist, is perhaps best known for his memoir A Place To Stand for which he won the prestigious International Award. He is also the recipient of the Pushcart Prize, the American Book Award and the International Hispanic Heritage Award. Hampton Sides, best-selling author of Ghost Soldiers, Blood and Thunder, and In the Kingdom of Ice, is also editor-at-large at Outside magazine. The 2015 Miller Distinguished Scholar at the Santa Fe Institute, he teaches at Colorado College and is currently at work on a book about the Korean War. The panel will be moderated by broadcast journalist Bill Dupuy, recently retired KSFR’s news director and a Literacy Volunteer tutor. Discussions will focus on the importance of literacy with panelists sharing their personal stories of inspiration and creativity.
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TUE/1 BOOKS/LECTURES PHOTOGRAPHIC SOCIETY OF SANTA FE MEETING St. John's United Methodist Church 1200 Old Pecos Trail, 982-9274 Photo professionals and enthusiasts gather with their images for a group review. Attendees are welcome to bring up to five images to discuss with fellow photographers and get constructive critisim and praise where it’s due. 6:30 pm, free
FOOD MARIACHI FIESTA La Fogata Grill 112 W San Francisco Street. Suite 101, 983-7302 Enjoy your tacos with a live musical mariachi performance every Tuesday at this downtown spot. 7 pm, free
MUSIC KATY STEPHAN Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano and vocal classics, pop and contemporary jazz originals. 6:30 pm, free
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“Bear Market” by Scott Greene is on view as part of Alcoves 16/17 at New Mexico Museum of Art. EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS 334 Los Pinos Road, 471-2261 GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Far Wide Texas; Georgia O’Keeffe. Through Oct. 30. HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, 575-758-9826 Mabel Dodge Luhan & Company: American Moderns and the West. Ken Price, Death Shrine I. Agnes Martin Gallery. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ART 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Rick Bartow: Things You Cannot Explain. Through Dec. 31. Lloyd Kiva New: Art. MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Into the Future: Culture Power in Native American Art. The Life and Art of
Innovative Native American Artist and Designer Lloyd Kiva New. MUSEUM OF INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo,476-1200 Flamenco: From Spain to New Mexico. Through Sept. 2017. Sacred Realm. The Morris Miniature Circus. Under Pressure. Through Dec. 2017. MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 Chimayó: A Pilgrimage Through Two Centuries. The Beltran Kropp Collection. The Delgado Room. NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Agnes Martin and Me. Through Aug. 2017. Lowriders, Hoppers and Hot Rods: Car Culture of Northern New Mexico. Through March 2017. Out of the Box: The Art of the Cigar. Through Oct. 2017. NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Alcoves 16/17. Small
Wonders. Through March 2017. Governor’s Awards for Excellence in the Arts exhibition. Through Dec. 2016. PALACE OF THE GOVERNORS 105 W Palace Ave., 476-5100 Fractured Faiths: Spanish Judaism, The Inquisition and New World Identities. POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-3334 Ashley Browning, Perspective of Perception. The Past of the Govenors. SANTA FE BOTANICAL GARDENS 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Bill Barrett: Visual Poetry. Through March 2017. Ojos y Manos. WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 9864636 Eveli, Energy and Significance.
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Multiple Maniacs Review: Bad Taste Long-lost John Waters film finally sees the light of day by alex de vore alex@sfreporter.com
Given the vast catalog of tasteless sleaze that has sprung from the mind of director John Waters (Polyester, Hairspray, Crybaby), it’s hard to imagine depths to which he hasn’t sunk, but a lovingly re-
stored print of 1970’s Multiple Maniacs from the fine folks at the Criterion Collection might just check off a few boxes heretofore left seemingly empty. Even mega-fans of the Baltimore filth-master’s body of work probably haven’t seen Waters’ second feature film, as it wasn’t until August of this year that it hit theaters. For many, this is wonderful news—a further glimpse into the early years of a depraved tastemaker (so to speak) and outlier
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Mom. Cinema laymen, the easily disturbed or even those who aren’t familiar with Waters’ core style or affinity for freaking people out will have trouble getting past the content, while anyone with high standards for cinematic professionalism will find the disjointed story, poor quality and campy acting to be frustrating. The early Waters films were never about palatable experiences or even being well-made, though, so seasoned vets will find exactly what they’re looking for. In a way, it’s almost like Waters’ reaction to the cultish yet familial workings of the Manson family; a powerful and sexually-charged demagogue using her magnetism and penchant for violence to get what she wants from those with weaker wills. If nothing else, it’s exciting to see Waters mainstays like Divine in an unfamiliar film, and the next-level appearance from Mink Stole (Lost Highway) is quite intense even by today’s standards, or for Waters himself. Still, it remains an important piece of cinematic history, an eye-opening piece of an American icon’s early work.
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of cinema. For others, however, it will prove confusing and borderline sickening, though that’s exactly what Waters wants, so you should probably just go with it. In Maniacs, the nefarious Lady Divine (played by stalwart Waters collaborator and dear friend Divine, RIP) runs The Cavalcade of Perversions, a sort of freak show with attractions that, for the era, were far more heinous than mere bearded ladies. Of course, it’s Waters’ twisted sense of humor that would find squares moved to nausea by such attractions as hairy armpits, pukeeaters and even queers (gasp!), but the underlying subtext suggests that all of us have our bizarre sexual tastes and hardly anyone can say no to a good oldfashioned tent full of freaks. Lady Divine uses the show as a way to lure in people she can rob at gunpoint, but after stealing for some time, she’s bored with mere robbery and has begun to develop a lust for blood. This doesn’t sit well with her boyfriend, Mr. David (David Lochary), and a series of misunderstandings, sacrilegious sexual encounters and that trademarked John Waters bad taste come to a head with some of the most shocking and disgusting scenes of his career—and that’s really saying something. Maniacs is not the film for everyone, even for those who might think they’re John Waters fans after seeing his musical films or even something like Serial
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES “The laughs come easily, if predictably.”
THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN
“Alas, it’s not even great trash.”
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“It provides an in-depth look at those early years of the band.”
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“We honestly expected more.”
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Holding up undercover identities was easy for the Joneses in 30 foreign countries. But less than a week in the suburbs in the USA, and they’re blown in a big way—bringing to mind what would happen if the sexy lovers from Mr. and Mrs. Smith moved in next door to the Cleavers. The laughs come easily, if predictably, as Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover) extends what’s turning into a semi-good year on the heels of Masterminds as he slips into his typecast role as Jeff Gaffney, the goofy husband with the boring and insignificant job in HR. Isla Fisher (Now You See Me) is his suburban housewife, Karen, an interior designer who immediately knows something isn’t right with the new arrivals on their cul-de-sac. They’re just adorable, with great timing and chemistry as a unit. Also good fits for the roles of Natalie and Tim Jones are Gal Gadot and John Hamm. (Outstanding ringers for Brangelina. May that terrible portmanteau rest in peace.) Gadot, of the Fast and Furious franchise and part of the upcoming Justice League endeavors, wears every miniscule dress well and conducts a humorous and sexually charged bit with Fisher, which you no doubt saw in the trailer. Meanwhile, Hamm (Mad Men) has better lines, including a killer scene in a backroom “snake restaurant”
that’s among the best surprises in this movie’s bag of tricks. The whole thing is just a smidge too long, with one too many foreseeable reunions. Some of the dialog is snappy and hilarious while other exchanges feel pointless. The detective scenes smell at times like Austin Powers throwbacks, and the action sequences are well executed enough for the genre, if not out of place amid the schtick that gives the plot a rom-com vibe. Thank the entertainment gods that no one took this film too seriously. (Julie Ann Grimm) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 105 min.
THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN Rachel Watson is a mess. Two years after her husband left her (for the real estate agent!), she’s unemployed, deeply depressed, and drinking vodka out of 32-ounce water bottles. Every day, she rides the commuter train into Manhattan, pretending to have a job. She looks wistfully out the window at the passing houses of Westchester and the life she used to have. To be clear, Rachel, as played by Emily Blunt, is literally looking at the life she used to have. As it happens, the train route goes right past her old house, where she regularly spies on her ex-husband, Tom (Justin Theroux), and his new wife, Anna (Rebecca Ferguson). Rachel also keeps an eye on another house, a few doors down, where
young newlyweds Megan (Haley Bennett) and Scott (Luke Evans) live a seemingly idyllic life. One fateful evening, an extremely drunk Rachel decides to disembark at her old stop. What happens next will be the nexus around which the rest of the movie revolves. The lives of all the principal players intersect, and by the next morning, young newlywed Megan has gone missing. What happened? Rachel doesn’t know. She was in an alcoholic blackout and her memories of the evening only surface in shards and splinters. Based on last summer’s iteration of that perennial pop-culture phenomenon, the must-read beach novel, The Girl on the Train is fundamentally trashy. Alas, it’s not even great trash; It’s OK trash, a story of lurid sex and bloodshed in the upper-class suburbs of New York—a voyeuristic, hard-R spin on a Lifetime Movie of the Week. The best thing in the movie by far is Blunt’s intensely vulnerable lead performance. She’s onscreen virtually the entire time, often in extreme close-ups that reveal the ravages of Rachel’s despair and severe alcoholism. Blunt is fearless, and she provides a core of emotional authenticity that serves as the film’s center of gravity. Director Tate Taylor (The Help), working from a script by Erin Cressida Wilson, CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
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Zach Galifanakis and Isla Fisher do the ho-hum formula movie thing in Keeping Up with the Joneses. employs a nonlinear narrative style, toggling between past and present. Puzzle pieces fall into place as the spiral accelerates and the film’s central mystery is resolved. Taylor employs some suspect visual strategies to evoke Rachel’s alcoholic delirium. The camera stumbles along with her, the focus goes in and out, and stuttering time signatures suggest the weird perceptual glitches of a drunken blackout. These flourishes are too self-conscious to be effective, but the movie’s real problem lies with the characters. Blunt earns our empathy through the raw force of her performance, but Rachel is a half-drawn figure, and the rest of the characters are barely sketched. They’re like forward-facing cardboard cutouts, arranged along the linear track of the story, carefully placed to serve the murder-mystery plot. (Glenn McDonald) Violet Crown, Regal, R, 112 min.
THE ACCOUNTANT Suspense and problem-solving mixed with a dash of hopeless romance and a pinch of dysfunctional family history are the staples that sustain The Accountant, yet it’s the strength of the main character that makes us grade this cinematic achievement with approval. Far from sad Batman or cocky Daredevil, this Ben Affleck hero has something that’s more real: a spot on the autism spectrum. As Christian Wolff, we see Handsome Ben in another light, and through him, we get a brighter spot on men and women diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome. Nothing like Rainman’s Raymond or Jerry Espenson from TV’s Boston Legal, our heretofore examples in entertainment, the Wolff character is complex and worthy of awe. He does not count toothpicks on the ground, but is a master of ledger books who gets recruited by mobsters, cartel kingpins and corporate overlords. The flashbacks to his childhood reveal both a well-meaning and sort of sadistic dad and a groundbreaking (perhaps fictionally effective) treatment approach that ostensibly helped him figure out how to overcome the condition’s characteristic symptoms such as difficulty or inability to express emotions or read social cues from others; repetitive, obsessive compulsion and a need for explicit order. While Affleck can typically rely on turning on the charm, here he’s got to suppress the dimpled, sly grin for an even thinner smile that he hardly ever gets to break out. The flat affect took some work, and it makes for some laugh-worthy moments among otherwise serious scenes. Sure, Affleck has to shoot a couple dudes in the head, but that’s just par for the action genre course. Rounding
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out the cast in her seemingly endless stream of supporting roles is Anna Kendrick (Pitch Perfect), who this time plays another accountant who breaks through to her fellow math geek just in time to get sucked into an unfolding drama. An intense performance by Cynthia AddaiRobinson (Star Trek Into Darkness), a Treasury agent tasked with uncovering Wolff’s identity, nonetheless is essential for the plot tension. Wait and see if you can figure it out, too. (JAG) Violet Crown, Regal, R, 128 min.
THE BEATLES: EIGHT DAYS A WEEK - THE TOURING YEARS Practically everyone is familiar with the story of The Beatles and their rise from the basement venues of Liverpool and Hamburg to unprecedented crowds of screaming fans. For those who weren’t there, however, what is left is a mere idea of what Beatle-Mania was truly like and an intellectual understanding of the insanity sans experience. Director Ron Howard (In the Heart of the Sea) provides an in-depth look into those early years of the band from 1963 to 1966, as well as their impact on the globe in The Beatles: Eight Days a Week-The Touring Years. Through found footage, hundreds of photographs, television/radio coverage and decades of sound bites and interviews, Howard weaves together one of the most intimate portraits of the Fab Four’s younger days that we’ve ever seen, and it doles out the feels in both jubilant and heartbreaking fashion. It’s a story that outwardly showcases society’s sick obsession with fame or being famous, but that also examines the psychological toll taken on Lennon, McCartney, Harrison and Starr in a riveting way. Certainly none of them were opposed to their fame at first, but as the years rolled by and the music creation began to play a secondary role to rabid curiosity and borderline psychotic fandom, we begin to understand why The Beatles eventually became studio hermits and ditched the live shows. Much of the real substance—or at least the consequence of fame—is saved for the final half hour, which is unfortunate despite the fun of watching four close friends take on the world. By the time we get to the famous Shea Stadium concert of ’66 (that’s the one that basically made ‘em quit), we can see exactly why they were burnt out, but Eight Days a Week doesn’t spend quite enough time focused on the actual impact their hectic existence had on their personal lives. It’s excellent to see how much they looked out for one another, and the soundtrack is obviously crammed with Beatles gold, but this one might not have major appeal
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Hold onto your hats, because here comes another remake—this time in the form of legendary Western The Magnificent Seven (which was itself a retelling of Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai). In this new iteration, the blackhearted Bartholomew Bogue (a cartoonishly evil Peter Sarsgaard) is hell-bent on taking over the small valley town of Rose Creek, and the people who live there are pretty sad about it. Cue social unrest exploding into street violence and a whole mess of murders. Observing her husband gunned down in broad daylight doesn’t sit too well with Emma Cullen (Haley Bennett), so she hires a duly licensed warrant officer named Chisolm (Denzel Washington) to take Bogue down. Chisolm takes on the job, natch, and it seems like maybe he has his own mysterious reasons for pursuing Bogue—but he can’t do it alone. This is where the six other guys come into play, though their motivations are flimsy at best. Faraday (the always likeable Chris Pratt), for example, owes Chisolm for getting his
horse out of hock, and Goodnight Robicheaux (a surprisingly decent Ethan Hawke) joins because, uh … well, he just does. Ditto for his stereotypical Asian pal Billy Rocks (Bynughun Lee), the tracker Jack Horne (Vincent D’Onofrio), a Mexican outlaw named Vasquez (Manuel Garcia-Rulfo) and a loner Comanche warrior named Red Harvest (whom they meet completely by chance and who joins the posse because he seemingly didn’t have anything else going on—played by Martin Sensmeier). It’s fun enough to watch the assemblage of the group, and there is definite chemistry between Washington and Pratt, but this must be about the most predictable movie of all time. And sure, it’s a remake, but we honestly expected a more sophisticated retelling from such an accomplished writer (True Detective mastermind Nic Pizzolatto). Everything plays out exactly how you’d expect and the overused filmic devices just keep on a-coming. It sure is entertaining, though, and one does wonder how on earth a two-hour film that’s basically just dudes getting shot in the face didn’t pick up the R rating. Regardless, The Magnificent Seven is fine. Just fine. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 133 min.
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Summons/D-101- CV-2016- 00146 Beverly F. Cohen STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, 225 Montezuma Avenue, Santa Fe, NM 87501, (505) 455-8250 Case Number: D-101- CV-2016- 00146 Judge: Sarah Singleton Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Beverly F. Cohen; Natalie K. Shemonsky, as unmarried women, as Joint Tenants; John Does I-V, inclusive; Jane Does I-V, inclusive; Black Corporations I-V, inclusive; White Partnerships I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the abovenamed Defendants, if deceased, Defendant. Summons The State Of New Mexico To: Beverly F. Cohen, 484 Fairmount Avenue, Jamestown, New York 14701. To The Above Named Defendant(s): Take notice that 1. A lawsuit has been filed against you. A copy of the lawsuit is attached. The Court issued this Summons. 2. You must respond to this lawsuit in writing. You must file your written response with the Court no later than thirty (30) days from the date you are served with this Summons. (The date you are considered served with the Summons is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3. You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court. When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800- 876-6227; or 1-505- 797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505-242- 4198, Fax: 505-242- 4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 20th day of January, 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Raisa Morales Deputy
Summons/D-101- CV-2016- 00061 Russell W. Meyer STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, 225 Montezuma Avenue, Santa Fe, NM 87501, (505) 455-8250 Case Number: D-101- CV-2016- 00061 Judge: Francis J. Matthew Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Russell W. Meyer; Anita L. Lucero; John Does I-V, inclusive; Jane Does I-V, inclusive; Black Corporations I-V, inclusive; White Partnerships I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the above-named Defendants, if deceased, Defendant. Summons The State Of New Mexico To: Russell W. Meyer, 5828 Ashcroft Avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55424. To The Above Named Defendant(s): Take notice that 1. A lawsuit has been filed against you. A copy of the lawsuit is attached. The Court issued this Summons. 2. You must respond to this lawsuit in writing. You must file your written response with the Court no later than thirty (30) days from the date you are served with this Summons. (The date you are considered served with the Summons is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3. You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court. When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800- 876-6227; or 1-505- 797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505-242- 4198, Fax: 505-242- 4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 12th day of January, 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Raisa Morales Deputy
Summons/D-101- CV-2016- 00061 Anita L. Lucero STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, 225 Montezuma Avenue, Santa Fe, NM 87501, (505) 455-8250 Case Number: D-101- CV-2016- 00061 Judge: Francis J. Matthew Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Russell W. Meyer; Anita L. Lucero; John Does I-V, inclusive; Jane Does I-V, inclusive; Black Corporations I-V, inclusive; White Partnerships I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the abovenamed Defendants, if deceased, Defendant. Summons The State Of New Mexico To: Anita L. Lucero, 5828 Ashcroft Avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55424. To The Above Named Defendant(s): Take notice that 1. A lawsuit has been filed against you. A copy of the lawsuit is attached. The Court issued this Summons. 2. You must respond to this lawsuit in writing. You must file your written response with the Court no later than thirty (30) days from the date you are served with this Summons. (The date you are considered served with the Summons is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3. You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court. When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800- 876-6227; or 1-505- 797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505-242- 4198, Fax: 505-242- 4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 12 day of January, 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Victoria Martinez Deputy
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ARIES (March 21-April 19) I invite you to fantasize about what your four great-grandmothers and four great-grandfathers may have been doing on November 1, 1930. What? You have no idea how to begin? You don’t even know their names? If that’s the case, I hope you’ll remedy your ignorance. Your ability to create the future you want requires you to learn more about where and whom you came from. Halloween costume suggestion: your most interesting ancestor.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) It’s the prosperity-building phase of your cycle. Let’s celebrate! Let’s brainstorm! Are there rituals you can create to stimulate the financial lobes of your imagination, thereby expediting your cash flow? Here are a few ideas: 1. Glue a photo of yourself on a $20 bill. 2. Make a wealth shrine in your home. Stock it with symbols of specific thrills you can buy for yourself when you have more money. 3. Halloween costume suggestions: a giant bar of gold, a TAURUS (April 20-May 20) At any one time, over two banker carrying a briefcase full of big bills, Tony Stark, million frozen human embryos are stored in tissue banks Lady Mary Crawley, Jay Gatsby, Lara Croft, the Yoruban wealth goddess Ajé. throughout Europe and North America. When the time is right, their owners retrieve them and bring them to SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) During this Halloween term. That’s the first scenario I invite you to use as a season, you have cosmic permission to be a bigger, metaphor for your life in the coming weeks. Here’s a bolder, and extra beguiling version of yourself. I trust second scenario: Scotch whiskey is a potent mind-alter- you will express your deep beauty with precise briling substance. Any particular batch must mature for at liance and imagine your future with superb panache least three years, and may be distilled numerous times. and wander wherever the hell you feel like wandering. There are currently 20 million barrels of the stuff melIt’s time to be stronger than your fears and wilder than lowing in Scottish warehouses. And what do these two your trivial sins. Halloween costume suggestion: the scenarios have to do with you? It’s time to tap into superhero version of yourself. resources that you’ve been saving in reserve—that SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) I won’t offer you the haven’t been ripe or ready until now. Halloween coscliché “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” tume suggestions: a woman who’s nine months pregInstead, I’ll provide alternatives. How about this, from nant; a blooming rose or sunflower; ripe fruit. the video game Portal 2: “When life gives you lemons, GEMINI (May 21-June 20) To create a bottle of Cabernet don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Sauvignon, a winemaker needs about 700 grapes. Get mad! Say, ‘I don’t want your damn lemons!’” Or you Compare this process with rain-making. When water could try this version, from my friend Barney: “When life vapor that’s high in the sky becomes dense enough, it gives you lemons, draw faces on them like Tom Hanks condenses into tiny pearls of liquid called cloud droplets. did on his volleyball in the movie Cast Away, and engage If the humidity rises even further, a million of these babies them in sexy philosophical conversation.” Or consider might band together to form a single raindrop that falls to this Brazilian proverb: “When life gives you lemons, earth. And what does this have to do with your life? I sus- make caipirinhas.” (Caipirinha is Brazil’s national pect that in the coming weeks, you will have both an cocktail.) Suggestion: Play around with these themes to affinity and a skill for processes that resemble wine-mak- create your Halloween costume. ing and rain-making. You’ll need a lot of raw material and energetic effort to produce a relatively small marvel—but CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) All of us are creators and that’s exactly as it should be. Halloween costume sugges- destroyers. It’s fun and healthy to add fresh elements to our lives, but it’s also crucial to dispose of things that tion: a raindrop or bottle of wine.. hurt and distort us. Even your body is a hotbed of both CANCER (June 21-July 22) Some Brazilians eat the activities, constantly killing off old cells and generating heads of piranhas in the belief they’re aphrodisiacs. In new ones. But in my understanding, you are now in a Zimbabwe, women may make strategic use of baboon phase when there’s far more creation than destruction. urine to enhance their allure. The scientific name for Enjoy the exalted buzz! Halloween costume suggestions: Colombia’s leaf-cutter ant is hormiga culona, translated a creator god or goddess, like the Greeks’ Gaia or as “fat-assed ant.” Ingesting the roasted bodies of Prometheus; Rainbow-Snake from the Australian these critters is thought to boost sexual desire. Since Aborigines; Unkulunkulu from the Zulus; or Coyote, you’re in a phase when tapping in to your deepest erot- Raven, or Spider Grandmother from indigenous North ic longings will be healthy and educational, you may American tribes. want to adopt elements of the aforementioned love AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In 1938, a chef named drugs to create your Halloween costume. Here are Ruth Wakefield dreamed up a brilliant invention: chocoother exotic aphrodisiacs from around the world that you might be inspired by: asparagus, green M&Ms, raw late chip cookies. She sold her recipe to the Nestlé company in return for one dollar and a lifetime supply of oysters, wild orchids, horny goat weed. chocolate. Maybe she was happy with that arrangement, LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Do you know how to repair a but I think she cheated herself. And so I offer her action broken zipper or patch a hole in your bicycle tire? Are as an example of what you should NOT do. During the you familiar with the art of caulking a bathtub or next ten months, I expect you will come up with many creating a successful budget? Can you compose a useful innovations and intriguing departures from the graceful thank-you note, cook a hearty soup from way things have always been done. Make sure you get scratch, or overcome your pride so as to reconcile with full value in return for your gifts! Halloween costume an ally after an argument? These are the kinds of tasks I ideas: Thomas Edison, Marie Curie, Hedy Lamarr, trust you will focus on in the coming weeks. It’s time to Leonardo da Vinci, Temple Grandin, George Washington be very practical and concrete. Halloween costume Carver, Mark Zuckerberg. suggestion: Mr. or Ms. Fix-It. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Speaking on behalf of the VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In the film Terminator 2, cosmic powers, I authorize you to escape dull realities Arnold Schwarzenegger played a benevolent android who and go rambling through the frontier. Feel free to fantasize traveled here from the future. As a strong, silent action twice as hard and wild as you normally do. Avoid literalhero, he didn’t need to say much. In fact, he earned ists and realists who think you should be more like them. $30,000 for every word he uttered. I’m hoping your This is not a time to fuss over exacting details, but rather speech will pack a comparable punch in the coming days. to soar above the sober nonsense and see as far as you My reading of the astrological omens suggests that your can. You have permission to exult in the joys of wise innopersuasiveness should be at a peak. You’ll have an cence. Halloween costume suggestions: bohemian poet, exceptional ability to say what you mean and mean what mad scientist, carefree genius, brazen explorer. you say. Use this superpower with flair and precision! Halloween costume suggestion: ancient Greek orator Homework: Scare yourself with your exquisite beauty. Demosthenes; Martin Luther King Jr.; Virginia Woolf; Freak yourself out by realizing how amazing you are. Sojourner Truth; rapper MC Lyte, Winston Churchill. Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
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Whirlpool stacked washer/gas dryer. 32” deep x 27” wide x 72” high. One year old. New cost $1200. Asking $800. Phone 505.577.8338. Speak with Victoria or leave a message. No texts. No emails.
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Inside the Santa Fe Farmers Building 1607 PASEO DE PERALTA, 505-983-4098
Krav Maga Self Defense Class
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VOTED BEST YOGA STUDIO RAMA JYOTI VERNON OCTOBER 28 - 30 Intermediate Asanas with Ropes & Chairs W/ Sara 10/30 Sound Healing W/ Kristina & Aaron 11/5 Free Intro Class on 11/6 Intro to Yoga W/ Kristina Starts 11/8
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Carlos Gilbert Elementary 300 Griffin St, Santa Fe, NM 87501
Carnival
Saturday, October 29, 12 pm - 5 pm
Games & Prizes • Food • Bouncy Houses Face Painting • Haunted House • Magician Costume Contest & SO MUCH MORE ! Visit us at www.CarlosGilbertPTK.com
to buy tickets in advance
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Salon Pura Vida
“YOU ARE WHAT YOU INK”
is pleased to announce their new
OCT. 29 @ 9:00 AM
Admission: $15/day of run Proceeds to benefit the Academy of Technology and the Classics middle school basketball team.
74 A Van Nu Po, Santa Fe, NM 87508
HAIRSTYLIST AMANDA SAIZ,
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