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tions and an ideal production cycle, to adequately serve the needs of even six dispensaries with that plant count.” Ultra Health also asked the department to provide any modeling data that shows how the regulators calculate adequate supply based on patient demand, since the number of enrolled patients is up 93 percent since last summer. They also want to know what criteria is being used to consider other growers’ requests to open additional locations, like New Mexicann Natural Medicine’s newest stores in Taos, Española and Las Vegas. Rodriguez claims that prospective employees, just like patients, are having to wait up to two months for their Licensed Nonprofit Employee cards to be processed. “By the time we call them, they’ve already found other jobs,” says Rodriguez. “Most people can’t wait two months to start work.” Health Department spokesman Kenny Vigil did not answer questions about the delay. For now, Rodriguez estimates the state will receive up to $3.5 million in gross receipts taxes from medical cannabis sales this fiscal year. They want lawmakers to propose bills to lift plant limits imposed by the health department and consider transferring regulator control from the health department to the regulation and licensing department. Rodriguez also suggests that if lawmakers return to the Roundhouse for a special session to deal with a looming budget deficit, they once again consider legalizing cannabis for social use. “It could generate up to $131 million in new revenues, depending on the tax rate,” says Rodriguez. “We do not have a spending problem; we have a revenue problem. In healthcare it is well understood that if you cut too deeply, you are no longer cutting into fat but are cutting into needed muscle.”
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his month, the year-old state agency in charge of planning and operating a diversion on the Gila River in southwestern New Mexico had to officially disclose its concept and location for the project. And while some of the plans still remain murky—not to mention complicated and expensive—in many ways, it feels like history is repeating itself. Almost 50 years ago, on June 14, 1967, four couples fired off a telegram from Las Cruces to Sen. Henry Jackson, a Democrat from Washington. Called “Scoop” by his pals, Jackson chaired the Senate committee looking at a bill to authorize the Central Arizona Project, a system of dams, canals and aqueducts on the Colorado River and its tributaries. The bill would grant New Mexico some new water rights and also call for Hooker Dam. Planned for the Gila River, its reservoir would back into the nation’s first wilderness area, designated in 1924. In the telegram, the couples registered their opposition to the dam. They complained that a lack of information was discouraging public participation. Building Hooker, they wrote, would violate the Wilderness Act. That wasn’t the only note Scoop received about the dam. Postmarked from California to New Jersey, telegrams and letters arrived from across the nation. They came from groups like the Texas Ornithologi-
cal Society and the Methodist Church in Montana. Tucked into a file at the National Archives in Washington DC, the stack is more than 4 inches thick. But in 1968, the bill passed—and Congress authorized Hooker Dam or its “suitable alternative.” Over the decades, plans for two other dams were also floated, and then sunk, on the Gila. Each time, the US Bureau of Reclamation faced not just opposition due to environmental impacts, but also high costs and technical problems. Then, two years ago, New Mexico announced it would take advantage of its water rights by building a diversion on the Gila. That decision put New Mexico on course to receive about $100 million in federal money to design the project, study its possible impacts and then actually build it. At their July meeting, board members of the New Mexico Central Arizona Project Entity, also known as the CAP Entity, voted unanimously to support a recommendation by their executive director, Anthony Gutierrez. Gutierrez’ proposal combines two projects, built in phases: A diversion at the upper end of the Cliff-Gila Valley that would feed water underground, where it might be stored and used at a later time; and a second diversion leading to a surface reservoir. Based on plans from engineers hired by the state, combining the two projects would cost more than $700 million to build, minus the cost for any overlapping components. That’s seven times what the state expects to receive from the federal government—and as planned, the project would not yield the full 14,000 acre feet of water rights New Mexico is entitled to under federal law. Gutierrez, however, tells SFR it’s important to note that the project would be built in phases. “Each individual component can interact with any additional component or alternative,” he says. “So therefore, that reduces the overall project costs.” He adds that while the initial construction would be geared toward delivering water to farmers, the project could be expanded for municipal use. Next, New Mexico’s consultants will help state officials refine the design and peg down the exact locations. They’ll also have to begin studies required by laws like the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) and the Endangered Species Act, which will require consultation with the US Fish and Wildlife Service over rare fish, bird and reptile species in the project area. During the NEPA process, which can take years and cost millions of dollars, the Bureau of Reclamation and the New Mexico Interstate Stream Commission will evaluate the entity’s proposal and various alternatives, as well as their possible impacts on the environment and cultural resources. To receive the full federal subsidy, New Mexico needs to complete that
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ABOVE: Two diversions would take water from the Gila River under proposals disclosed this month. BELOW: A telegram from a file in the National Archives in Washington DC.
work in time for the US Secretary of the Interior to issue a decision on the project by the end of 2019. That deadline can be extended until 2030 if New Mexico demonstrates it isn’t responsible for delays. In other words, the state still has a long way to go before ground could ever break. And some people are never going to agree that trying to tame the Gila is a good idea. For decades, Dutch Salmon has kept an eye on proposals to build on the river. He spent much of the ’80s fighting against Connor Dam, proposed by the feds as an alternative to Hooker Dam. In the spring of ’86, he even loaded up a 13-foot canoe, and then paddled— with his dog and cat—from within the Gila Wilderness to Safford, Arizona. Today, he sports a cane and slow gait, but still shows up to all the Gila meetings—like a CAP Entity meeting in early June at the Grant County building. Silver City’s not a big town, and rural people watch out for one another, even when they disagree on controversial issues. And before the meeting, Salmon’s no different from the farmers, local environmentalists, board members and federal employees asking after one another’s families or turning to smile when hearing a familiar voice during the Pledge of Allegiance. But Salmon’s not giving up on his river. “This is the fourth iteration of a dam on the Gila,” Salmon says, listing them out: Hooker, then Connor, and Mangas that came later. This new idea doesn’t even have a name. “We chased ‘em out of the Box,” he says, referring to the entity’s decision to not build a diversion just downstream of the wilderness area. “Now they’re looking at the Cliff-Gila Valley. It’ll take us a couple of years, but we’ll chase ‘em out of there, too. It’s okay. We’ll do it.”
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eg Luciano adjusts a box of peaches as she works at Pat Montoya’s Family Orchard stand. Pretty soon, she’ll have to stop by the meter and drop in a few more coins. Like the other workers at the Railyard Farmers Market, Luciano now has to pay as much as $12 for a day for parking. It makes a considerable difference to what’s left from her paychecks. “I’m only making a small amount an hour working for the farmers,” Luciano says. The city’s new parking rates went into effect at the beginning of the month. On-street metered parking rose from $1 to $2 an hour for the first two hours, and $3 for each additional hour. For shorter time periods, as are often needed at the city’s main post office, the rate jumped to 5 cents a minute, meaning visitors better hope there’s not a long line. Off-street parking, however, like at the Railyard Municipal Garage, dropped from $2 to $1 for the first hour, with a rate of $2 for each additional hour and a maximum daily rate of $12, an increase from the previous rate of $10 per day. The rate change comes with the implementation of Santa Fe’s new fiscal year budget and renewed efforts to minimize debts like those incurred for parking garage construction. The city also discontinued the discounted rate of $1 parking before noon in the Railyard Municipal Garage for the Saturday Farmers Market. For market vendors, who typically arrive at the Railyard as early as 5 am and don’t leave until after 2 pm, the full day rate of $12 now applies. City spokesman Matt Ross tells SFR, “This giveaway to the Farmers Market folks, as much as we love to do that sort of
Parking rates climbed in July at all city garages and metered parking spaces, which came as a surprise to Railyard tenants.
thing and support the Farmers Market, got eliminated in order to balance the budget.” Ross says there was “a lot of effort around notifying the general public. The New Mexican ran articles, the Journal ran articles and we did our own social media work.” Yet, Brian DeSpain, the president of the Farmers Market board, says there was no notice from the city. “The Railyard Corporation, who we work with, basically told us the day before,” DeSpain says. “It wasn’t enough time to notify our customers or our membership.” Sandra Brice, the events and marketing director for the Santa Fe Railyard Community Corporation, says they learned of the change, ironically, from Farmers Market Institute Executive Director Kierstan Pickens, two days before the rates took effect. DeSpain noticed an immediate change in his interaction with customers. “It’s made shopping very uncomfortable because people are worried about getting a ticket. … They’re rushing in, stuffing stuff in their bags and getting out.” Peaches Malmaud has been selling garlic oil at the Farmers Market for 20 years. “This is our sixth location since I’ve been here,” she says of the market’s home in the Railyard. “This is the hardest one for parking and it discourages locals from coming.” Market Manager Devon Kaiser says while it’s
only been three weeks since the parking rates increased, “the effect has been immense and immediate.” Money that previously could have been spent on groceries now goes toward parking. “It just sucks, because the city’s making up their budget shortfall on the backs of the Santa Fe Farmers Market.” Ross suggests the Southside Farmers Market as a more affordable alternative, “where parking is completely free. It extends access to people who may be of a lower income throughout Santa Fe.” DeSpain says Ross has “obviously never attended the Southside market. Farmers Market Southside is much smaller. To suggest that is a bit disingenuous.” While the Saturday Farmers Market at the Railyard offers produce from about 130 vendors, the Southside market is still in its infancy. “The optimistic way of looking at it is we might get people to some of these other markets that we work really hard on but aren’t as popular,” says Southside market manager Lani Ersfeld. However, as the Southside market exists to service Santa Feans who can’t make it to the Railyard, those who live downtown may have the same problem getting to the Southside. “It’s really difficult for some folks to get across town, especially in the afternoon around rush hour,” Ersfeld says. DeSpain hopes to work with the city to find better solutions. The Railyard market has also recently opened on Wednesday nights from 4 to 8 pm. Parking is free after 6 pm. As for the Tuesday market, customers can take advantage of free parking next to Warehouse 21 before 10 am.
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ith major party political conventions swirling into a special brand of chaos across the nation, democracy was a hot topic as we prepared the annual Best of Santa Fe Readers Choice edition. So we thought it would be fun to remind you about the local impact of the process that we embark on every year. At a total of 17,502 individual voters, we proudly surpassed the number of people voting in June’s primary for Santa Fe County Commission District 2 race by three times. We don’t ask for photo ID in our virtual polling place, yet we try hard to prevent ballot-stuffing by making each user register with a distinct email address. Those voters made a whopping total of 250,453 choices in the 116 categories
on the ballot. And the numbers come after we whittled the number of categories down from 156 last year. The decision about which categories to cut and which ones to keep is always a hard one, and we heard from some of you who are sad that your category didn’t make the list for 2016. But we are always striving to give the community a definitive list to guide their shopping, playtime, mealtime and lots in between. For the second year, we also
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used a two-round approach that’s something like what happens in elections. First, we held a nominating period, sort of a primary election round, in February. The six nominees with the most votes in each category moved on to the final, general election ballot, with voting for the entire month of May. So without further delay (and thanks if you are still even reading this far), turn the page and discover who came out on top.
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»» Best Asian Restaurant Jinja
Ahmed Obo, Jambo Café
510 N Guadalupe St., 982-4321 jinjabistro.com
2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net
Mu Du Noodles
1494 Cerrillos Road, 983-1411 mudunoodles.com
Izanami
21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 izanamisantafe.com
»» Best Bakery
»» Best Fine Dining
Restaurant Martín
526 Galisteo St., 820-0919 restaurantmartin.com
Santacafé
231 Washington Ave., 984-1788 santacafe.com
»» Best Breakfast
»» Best Food Cart/Truck/Stand
The Pantry
Bang Bite Filling Station
1820 Cerrillos Road, 986-0022 pantrysantafe.com
500 Cerrillos Road, 469-2345
Tecolote
1616 St. Michael’s Drive, 988-1362 tecolotecafe.com
La Choza
2860 Cerrillos Road, 471-0043
724 Canyon Road, 982-1500 geronimorestaurant.com
535 Cerrillos Road, 820-7243 sagebakehouse.com
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402 N Guadalupe St. 988-1809
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Clafoutis French Bakery & Restaurant
402 N Guadalupe St., 988-1809
El Chile Toreado
950 W Cordova Road, 500-0033
Street Food Institute, LLC 502 Old Santa Fe Trail 217-2492 streetfoodinstitute.org
Food & Drink | Shopping | Services | Arts & Entertainment | Living
»» Best International Cuisine
»» Best New Restaurant
Jambo Café
Paper Dosa
2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net
551 W Cordova Road, 930-5521 paper-dosa.com
Paper Dosa
Fire & Hops
India House
Radish & Rye
551 W Cordova Road, 930-5521 paper-dosa.com 2501 Cerrillos Road, 471-2651 indiahousenm.com
»» Best Italian Restaurant
222 N Guadalupe St., 954-1635 fireandhopsgastropub.com 548 Agua Fría St., 930-5325 radishandrye.com
»» Best Outdoor Patio
Piccolino
La Casa Sena
2890 Agua Fría St., 471-1480 piccolinosantafe.com
125 E Palace Ave., 988-9232 lacasasena.com
Andiamo!
The Cantina at Coyote Café
Il Piatto
Cowgirl BBQ
322 Garfield St., 995-9595 andiamosantafe.com 95 W Marcy St., 984-1091
ilpiattosantafe.com
»» Best New Mexican Restaurant
132 W Water St., 983-1615, coyotecafe.com/cantina.html 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 cowgirlsantafe.com
»» Best Seafood Restaurant
La Choza
Marisco’s La Playa
905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com
537 W Cordova St., 982-2790 mariscoslaplayarestaurant.com
The Shed
113 E Palace Ave., 982-9030 sfshed.com
Tomasita’s
500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721, tomasitas.com
happiness essentials since 1955
Jambo Café
2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net
Shohko Café
321 Johnson St., 982-9708 shohkocafe.com
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Thank You Santa Fe for Voting Ojo One of the Best Spas
Shohko Café
»» Best Sushi Restaurant
»» Best Chile - Green
Shohko Café
Horseman’s Haven
321 Johnson St., 982-9708 shohkocafe.com
4354 Cerrillos Road, 471-5420
Kohnami
La Choza
Izmi Sushi
Tomasita’s
313 S Guadalupe St., 984-2002 kohnamisantafe.com 105 E Marcy St., 424-1311 izmisantafe.com
FOOD ITEMS »» Best Breakfast Burrito El Parasol 1833 Cerrillos Road, 995-8015, 298 Dinosaur Trail, 995-8226 elparasol.com Tia Sophia’s
210 W San Francisco St., 983-9880 tiasophias.com
905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com 500 S Guadalupe St. 983-5721 tomasitas.com
»» Best Chile - Red The Shed 113 E Palace Ave., 982-9030 sfshed.com La Choza
905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com
Tomasita’s
500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721 tomasitas.com
Blake’s Lotaburger
We are committed to protecting the relaxing tranquility of this sacred place.
Five locations in Santa Fe, 983-4915 lotaburger.com
Chocolate Maven Bakery & Café »» Best Burger Santa Fe Bite
ojospa.com
ojocaliente
ojospa
Less than an hour north of Santa Fe
Top 10 Mineral Springs Spas in the World–SpaFinder
»» Best Dessert
311 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0544 santafebite.com Shake Foundation
631 Cerrillos Road, 988-8992 shakefoundation.com
Bang Bite Filling Station
500 Cerrillos Road, 469-2345
821 W San Mateo Road, 984-1980 chocolatemaven.com Clafoutis French Bakery & Restaurant 402 N Guadalupe St. 988-1809
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»» Best Tacos
»» Best Independent Coffee/Teahouse
El Parasol
The Teahouse
1833 Cerrillos Road, 298 Dinosaur Trail 995-8015, 995-8226 elparasol.com
821 Canyon Road, 992-0972 teahousesantafe.com Ohori’s Coffee Roasters
505 Cerrillos Road, Ste. B103, 1098 S St. Francis Drive, 982-9692, ohoriscoffee.com
Felipe’s Tacos
1711 Llano St., Ste. A-B 473-9397 felipestacos.com
Iconik Coffee Roasters
1600 Lena St., Ste. A2, 428-0996, 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 iconikcoffee.com
Bumblebee’s Baja Grill 301 Jefferson St. 820-2862 bumblebeesbajagrill.com
»» Best Locally Brewed Beer Santa Fe Brewing Co. 35 Fire Place, 424-3333 santafebrewing.com
DRINKS
Second Street Brewery
»» Best Cocktails
1814 Second St., 982-3030 secondstreetbrewery.com
Coyote Café
La Cumbre Brewing Co.
132 W Water St.,983-1615 coyotecafe.com
3313 Girard Blvd. NE, Albuquerque, 872-0225, lacumbrebrewing.com
»» Best Margaritas
Radish & Rye
548 Agua Fría St.,930-5325 radishandrye.com
Maria’s New Mexican Kitchen
Santa Fe Spirits Tasting Room 308 Read St., 780-5906 santafespirits.com
555 W Cordova Road, 983-7929 marias-santafe.com Tomasita’s
Santa Fe Spirits Tasting Room
»» Best Frito Pie
»» Best Pizza
Five & Dime
Back Road Pizza
58 E San Francisco St., 992-1800 fiveanddimegs.com
1807 Second St., Ste. 1 955-9055 backroadpizza.com
El Parasol
1833 Cerrillos Road, 995-8015, 298 Dinosaur Trail, 995-8226 elparasol.com
Upper Crust Pizza
Chicago Dog Express
Il Vicino
600 Cerrillos Road, 984-2798
»» Best Ice Cream, Gelato or Frozen Yogurt
329 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0000 uppercrustpizza.com 321 W San Francisco St., 986-8700 santafe.ilvicino.com
»» Best Pupusas
500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721 tomasitas.com
»» Best Distillery Santa Fe Spirits Tasting Room 308 Read St., 780-5906 santafespirits.com
The Shed
1131/2 E Palace Ave., 982-9030, sfshed.com
»» Best New Mexico Winery Gruet Winery
Santa Fe Brewing Co.
8400 Pan American Fwy. NE, Albuquerque, 821-0055, gruetwinery.com
35 Fire Place, 424-3333 santafebrewing.com
Black Mesa Winery
Second Street Brewery 1814 Second St.,
1502 NM 68, Velarde, 852-2820 blackmesawinery.com
982-3030 secondstreetbrewery.com
Vivac Winery
2075 Hwy. 68, Dixon, 579-4441 vivacwinery.com
»» Best Hard Cider
»» Best Taproom
Ecco Espresso & Gelato
Tune-Up Café
New Mexico Hard Cider
Second Street Brewery
128 E Marcy St., 986-9778 eccogelato.com
1115 Hickox St., 983-7060 tuneupsantafe.com
505 Cerrillos Road, Ste. A105 231-0632, nmcider.com
1814 Second St., 982-3030 secondstreetbrewery.com
Frogurt
2801 Rodeo Road, 474-6336 frogurt-nm.com
Yoberri Downtown
217 W San Francisco St., 995-1191, yoberri.us
Pupuseria Salvadorean Restaurant
Santa Fe Cider Works
Santa Fe Brewing Co.
Red Enchilada
Fire & Hops
Fire & Hops
2900 Cerrillos Road, 474-3512 1310 Osage Ave. 820-6552
4363 Center Place, Ste. 9 (575) 513-7329, santafeciderworks.org 222 N Guadalupe St., 954-1635 fireandhopsgastropub.com
35 Fire Place, 424-3333 santafebrewing.com
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Our dream of sharing the world’s finest eyewear & vision with the community that helped shape us has been everything that we hoped, and more. Thank you for recognizing us as the Best of Santa Fe. We promise to continue to be nothing less than what our city deserves (the very best). Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, Jed, Adam, Christopher & the entire Ojo team
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»» Best Bike Shop
»» Best Consignment - Clothing
Rob & Charlie's
Double Take
1632 St. Michael's Drive, 471-9119 robandcharlies.com
321 S Guadalupe St., 320 Aztec St., 989-3363, Encore at Guadalupe, 820-7775, Western at Guadalupe, 989-8886, santafedoubletake.com
Mellow Velo
132 E Marcy St., 995-8356 mellowvelo.com
The Broken Spoke
1426 Cerrillos Road, 992-3102 brokenspokesantafe.com
»» Best Bookstore Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeeshop 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 cwbookstore.com
SHOPPING
2016 Best of Santa Fe
Look What the Cat Dragged In 1 and 2
2570 Camino Entrada, 474-6300, 541 W Cordova Road, 780-8975 sfhumanesociety.org
Barkin' Boutique
510 N Guadalupe St., Ste. N, 986-0699 evalleyshelter.org/giving/barkin-retail-stores
»» Best Consignment - Furniture The Raven 1225 Cerrillos Road, 988-4775 theravensantafe.com Stephen's A Consignment Gallery
DeVargas Center, 428-0321 opcit.com
The Ark
133 Romero St., 988-3709 arkbooks.com
»» Best Car Dealer
2701 Cerrillos Road, 471-0802 stephensconsignments.com
Barkin' Attic
851 St. Michael's Drive, 428-0223 evalleyshelter.org/giving/barkin-retail-stores
»» Best Cowboy Boots
Toyota of Santa Fe
Back at the Ranch
1500 St. Michael's Drive, 982-1900 toyotaofsantafe.com
209 E Marcy St., 989-8110 backattheranch.com
Subaru of Santa Fe
7511 Cerrillos Road, 471-7007 hondasubaruofsantafe.com
Capitol Ford
4490 Cerrillos Road, 473-3673 capitolfordsantafe.com
»» Best Children's Store
Boot Barn
Santa Fe Place Mall, 4250 Cerrillos Road, Ste. 1500, 471-8775 bootbarn.com
Kowboyz
345 W Manhattan Ave., 984-1256 kowboyz.com
»» Best Eclectic Shopping Experience
Moon Rabbit
Doodlet's
112 W. San Francisco St., Ste. 202, 982-9373 moonrabbittoys.com
120 Don Gaspar Ave., 983-3771 doodlets.com
On Your Little Feet
520 Montezuma Ave., 982-0003 onyourfeetsf.com/on-your-little-feet
Indigo Baby
De Vargas Center, 954-4000 theindigobaby.com
Jackalope
2820 Cerrillos Road, 471-8539 jackalope.com
Mira
101 W Marcy St., Ste. A, 988-3585 mirastore.com
Moon Rabbit
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Proud to join the Best in Santa Fe!
Experience and Expertise At Work For You We are pleased to acknowledge our colleagues who received recognition as “Best Lawyers in America®—2016.” MARK H. DONATELLI (Since 1989) Santa Fe, NM
ERIC N. DAHLSTROM (Since 2005) Tempe, AZ
RICHARD W. HUGHES (Since 2007) Santa Fe, NM
PETER SCHOENBURG (Since 1995) Albuquerque, NM
Criminal Defense: Non-White-Collar; Criminal Defense: White-Collar
Gaming Law; Native American Law Natural Resources Law
Gaming Law Native American Law
Bet-the-Company Litigation; Criminal Defense: Non-White-Collar; Criminal Defense: White-Collar
JOHN C. BIENVENU (Since 2008) Santa Fe, NM Employment Law–Individuals Litigation–Labor & Employment Mass Tort Litigation/Class Actions– Plaintiffs
SARAH E. BENNETT (Since 2001) Santa Fe, NM Collaborative Law: Family Law; Family Law
(Year) Designates first year the lawyer was listed.
A complete listing of the Firm’s rankings is as follows: Santa Fe Tier 1
Criminal Defense: Non-White-Collar Criminal Defense: White-Collar Employment Law—Individuals Family Law Gaming Law Litigation—Labor & Employment Native American Law Personal Injury Litigation—Plaintiffs
Albuquerque Tier 1
Criminal Defense: Non-White-Collar Criminal Defense: White-Collar
Phoenix Tier 1:
Gaming Law Native American Law
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Rodeo Plaza Flowers
James Kallas Jewelers
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»» Best Head Shop
»» Best Mattress Shop
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»» Best Men's Clothing Store Harry's
202 Galisteo St., 988-1959 Corsini
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2820 Cerrillos Road, 471-8539 jackalope.com
The Raven
1225 Cerrillos Road, 988-4775 theravensantafe.com
107 W San Francisco St., 820-2300
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Fiesta Nissan
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St. Francis Drive
Mattress Firm
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»» Best Home Décor
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2801 Rodeo Road, Ste. B10, 986-1955 jameskallasjewelersinc.com
Denver Mattress
901 Early St., 310-7917 fruitoftheearthorganics.com
American Furniture
Allegro Center
Blake’s Lotaburger
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61 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-9241 maloufontheplaza.com
Concrete Jungle
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70 W. Marcy St. Santa Fe, NM 87501 505.982.1399 • fax: 505.982.1311 www.wearaboutssf.com
Thank you Santa Fe for voting
Española Valley Humane Society in the top three!
evalleyshelter.org
No one is turned away at their open doors. Española Valley Humane accepts every animal, regardless of how old, sick, neglected or abused. Their goal is to provide compassionate shelter and care to the thousands of animals that ESPAÑOLA VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY would otherwise have no refuge. Last year 108 Hamm Parkway EVHS placed 83% of their animals, mostly Española, NM 87532 because of record-breaking efforts at shelter adoption events. Shelter: (505) 753-8662
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»» Best Optical Shop Ojo Optique 125 Lincoln Ave., Ste. 114, 988-4444 ojooptique.com Oculus Santa Fe/Botwin Eye Group 444 St. Michael's Drive, 125 W Water St., 954-4442 botwineyegroup.com
Acoma Optical
3530 Zafarano St., 471-2020 acomaoptical.com
»» Best Pet Store
»» Best Specialty Food or Cooking Store Las Cosas Kitchen Shoppe DeVargas Center, 988-3394 lascosascooking.com Cheesemongers of Santa Fe 130 E Marcy St., 795-7878 cheesemongersofsantafe.com
Talin Market
»» Best Vape Store Vapor Werks
1403 Agua Fría St., 982-5040 crittersandme.com
4350 Airport Road, (575) 322-2726 ecignm.com
Teca Tu
Concrete Jungle
Tullivers Pet Emporium
Electric Gold Vapor
807 Cerrillos Road, 992-3388 tulliverspetfood.com
»» Best Shoe Store
126 N Guadalupe St., 820-2888
WearAbouts 70 W Marcy St., 982-1399 wearaboutssantafe.com
The Running Hub
1100 Don Diego Ave., Ste. B, 820-2523, runsantafe.com
DeVargas Center 165 Paseo De Peralta
»» Best Women's Clothing Store
530 Montezuma Ave., 983-3900 onyourfeetsf.com
125 E Palace Ave., Ste. 125 982-0924 golershoes.com
Come visit us in our NEW location – inside
3482 Zafarano Drive, 629-2359
On Your Feet!
Goler Shoes
Thanks for the support, Santa Fe!
505 Cerrillos Road, Ste. B-101, 780-5073 talinmarket.com
The Critters and Me
DeVargas Center, 982-9374 tecatu.com
Serving Santa Fe and the world’s dogs and cats and their humans for over 20 years!
Cupcake Clothing
322 Montezuma Ave., 988-4744 cupcakeclothing.com
(505) 982-9374 • www.tecatu.com
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Bodhi Bazaar
DeVargas Center, 982-3880 bodhibazaar.com/clothing-store
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new - used - rare The time has come, the caged bird sings of lions’ witchy potions, a potter’s spell and kings with rings and sometimes sketchy notions the the the and
mockingbird will set her eye alchemist regales little princes drinking rye the dolls down in the dales
tell handmaiden’s tales of two towns and of boys in pea green boats a-sail through dunes in worlds unknown trailing kites aloft, afloat
the wind will blow a hundred years the lonely willows perish they weep so clear the angels hear, all eighty-four (or there-ish.) warm suns will rise o’er hills and flats death comes for the dark in flight and toads and rats and chapeau’ed cats dance to bid the moon goodnight but we’re still here, did croak the rook, forevermore, as I say: we come from and live on in books (but you knew that, Santa Fe.)
on one cold night a pilgrim might stop at the river’s bending the other road leads out of sight to where the sidewalk’s ending
Thank you from all of us at op.cit. books. Thank you for making us a better bookstore and for voting us into the Best of Santa Fe.
Ojo Optique
CONTEST: the entry with the most correct literary references identified in the doggerel above by August 1st will win a $100 gift certificate to op.cit. or Tome on the Range. Date and time received will break any ties. Employees not eligible and no do-overs.
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SERVICES
2016 Best of Santa Fe
HEALTH/ BEAUTY SERVICES
»» Best Acupuncture We the People Acupuncture 1406 Second St., 982-3711 weacupuncture.com Dr. Zhao
East Tao Herb Co. & Acupuncture, 2801 Rodeo Road, Ste. F, 438-7178 easttao.com
High Desert Healthcare & Massage
644 Paseo de Peralta, 984-8830 highdesertsantafe.com
»» Best Aesthetic Treatment
Fruit of the Earth Organics
Santa Ana Skin Care Clinic
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2205 Miguel Chavez Road, Ste. E 954-4422 santaanaskincare.com Glow Skin, Lash and Spray Tan Boutique 502 W Cordova Road, 471-1008 geturglowon.com
Dare to Bare Wax Den
708 Camino de la Familia, Ste. 3101, 469-8744 daretobarewaxden.com
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»» Best Alternative Healing
»» Best Facial
Blue Lotus Integrated Health
Ten Thousand Waves
1532 Cerrillos Road, Ste. C, 986-9109 bluelotussantafe.com
21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304, tenthousandwaves.com
Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar 102 W San Francisco St., Ste. 14, 660-9199 santafeoxygenbar.com
Mountain Spirit Integrative Medicine
1348 Pacheco St., Ste. 206, 988-2449, mountainspiritnm.net
»» Best Cannabis Dispensary Fruit of the Earth Organics 901 Early St., 310-7917 fruitoftheearthorganics.com Sacred Garden
1300 Luisa St., Ste. 1, 216-9686 sacredgardennm.com
New Mexicann Natural Medicine 1592 San Mateo Lane, 982-2621 newmexicann.org
»» Best Chiropractor Winds of Choice Chiropractic Center - Windy Carter 2948 Richards Ave., 424-9114 windycarterdc.com
BODY of Santa Fe
333 W Cordova Road, 986-0362 bodyofsantafe.com
Santa Ana Skin Care Clinic
2205 Miguel Chavez Road, Ste. E, 954-4422 santaanaskincare.com
»» Best Fitness Facility
HEY!
SANTA FE PIZZA LOVERS!
Thanks for the votes!
Genoveva Chavez Community Center 3221 Rodeo Road, 955-4000 chavezcenter.com Fitness Bootcamp Santa Fe 909 Early St., 699-7335 bootcampsantafe.com
Railyard Fitness
703 Camino de la Familia, 983-7909
railyardfit.com
»» Best Hair Salon Rock Paper Scissors DeVargas Center, 955-8500 rockpaperscissorsalonspa.com NV Aveda Salon - Spa
Connerly Chiropractic Acupuncture & Physical Group
1892 Plaza del Sur Drive, Ste. A, 988-8017 connerlychiropracticcenter.com
Mark Morgan Chiropractor 1904 Kiva Road, 820-0706
»» Best Dental Care
3545 Zafarano Drive, Ste. B 424-8616 nvaveda.com
Wild Hare
418 Montezuma Ave. 988-1925 wildharesantafe.com
»» Best Massage
Dr. Richard Parker Dentistry
Ten Thousand Waves
2019 Galisteo St., Ste. L2, 982-9222 richardparkerdds.com
21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304, tenthousandwaves.com
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1528 Center Drive, 474-4441
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311 E Palace Ave., 988-2282 desertchorale.org
»» Best Band - Metal Fields of Elysium Devil’s Throne
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»» Best Event or Festival Santa Fe Bandstand 986-6054 santafebandstand.org Santa Fe International Folk Art Market 404 Kiva Court, Ste. G, 992-7600 folkartalliance.org
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»» Best Gallery - Traditional Nedra Matteucci Gallery 1075 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4631 matteucci.com Gerald Peters Gallery
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Violet Crown Cinema
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Santa Fe Farmers Market Institute
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418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 jeancocteaucinema.com
»» Best Business on the Southside
516 Alto St., 988-9126 wildearthguardians.org
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3466 Zafarano Drive, 424-0755 plazacafesouthside.com
1222 Siler Road, Ste. A, 471-1633 thefooddepot.org
Joe’s Dining
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2801 Rodeo Road, 471-3800 joesdining.com 418 Cerrillos Road, 474-5644 cleopatrasantafe.com
»» Best Business on Cerrillos Road Jambo Café 2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net
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1222 Siler Road, 471-7780 kitchenangels.org Four locations, 982-5460 lafamiliasf.org
»» Best Nonprofit for Animals Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society 100 Caja Del Rio Road, 983-4309 sfhumanesociety.org
The Pantry Restaurant 1820 Cerrillos Road 986-0022 pantrysantafe.com
Española Valley Humane Society
Dr. Field Goods Kitchen
Heart and Soul Animal Sanctuary
»» Best Business on St. Michael’s Drive
369 Montezuma Ave., 757-6817 animal-sanctuary.org
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ou’ve probably seen the big news: SFR today announced the results of the 2016 Best of Santa Fe competition. If you live in Santa Fe, you know that’s a pretty big deal for the first, second and third-place winners in our roughly two million separate categories. Local businesses and other entities soon will be festooned with their BOSF certificates and the bragging rights that come with them. Indeed, there is a restaurant out on Cerrillos, which still proudly displays its BOSF award from 2003. I’m not making this up. My thinking is, Hey, buddy, if you haven’t won anything since then, you might want to accept that your best days are behind you. People ask me how the BOSF awards are chosen. It’s complicated, especially now that readers get to take part in the nominations as well as the voting. Without going into the full methodology, the process involves a series of primaries and caucuses held in yoga studios around Santa Fe, and then George R.R. Martin pulls color-coded pinecones from a burlap bag. Our BOSF judges this year carefully tallied the reader nominations, and then removed Bernie Sanders’ name from every category. Sorry, Bernie, you don’t get to be the Best Sushi Bar on Canyon Road, no matter how much your supporters whine about it. While the BOSF system works very well, the Reporter has asked me to take an objective look and suggest possible improvements in 2017.
They also advised me not to take it personally that the 2016 award for Best Humor Column in a Weekly Santa Fe Newspaper went to some guy who died in 1998, so I guess I’m cool with that. The full list of actual BOSF categories is so dizzying, I misread one as Best Electric Shopping Experience. I really did. Whoops, make that Best Eclectic Shopping Experience, and congratulations on your well-deserved win, Doodlets! Let’s look at the 2016 results. Best Business on St. Michael’s Drive, Best Business on the Southside, Best Breakfast Burrito… Well, shoot, there’s your problem, right there. Your categories aren’t specific enough! Sure, we have lots of categories, but we could always use more. How about Best Onion Rings on Johnson Street? My vote would go to Terracotta Wine Bistro. Best Shrimp and Grits on Johnson Street? Georgia, hands down. Best Lemon Meringue Pie on Johnson Street? Sweet Lily! See how that works? By creating more specific categories, we can paper the town with awards, and nobody will feel like a loser! Well, nobody except maybe that 2003 restaurant out on Cerrillos. Some of our categories don’t make sense to me. Why do we have Best Dentist, for example, but not Best Doctor? Don’t you think there’s a proctologist just wishing he could hang up one of our award certificates, after washing his hands, of course? And how about Best Dentist Who Works Out of a Sedan, so Santa Fe’s own El Dentista has a shot at some glory? But here’s my main recommendation for next year. One very popular new local business is conspicuously absent from today’s results, I guess because it was just opening its doors as the BOSF nominations were underway. But next year, for sure, we need a slot for Best Repurposed Bowling Alley Featuring a Victorian Mansion With a Secret Refrigerator Tunnel. The pinecone, please, George? Well, I’ll be goddamned! The winner is Meow Wolf! Robert Basler’s humor column runs twice monthly in SFR. Email the author: bluecorn@sfreporter.com
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Best Santa Fe-ish Directions Over by the Villa Linda Mall, Bro 4250 Cerrillos Road, 473-4253
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Ringside Bowl in the Market Station The rumors swirled for years, and everyone you knew had some mysterious tidbit about it: that a bowling alley/venue was going to open any day now on the second floor of the Railyard’s massive Market Station building and, when it did, all our problems would be solved. They have a dance floor, they have the lanes, they’ve got a stage and a full bar and arcade games, and the Railyard was finally going to be more than one fucking restaurant and a movie theater (that is, albeit, awesome). And then it never came to be. Developers changed as quickly as the seasons, and we all settled back into our usual ruts in the bars we already know and love. Oh sure, sometimes we drove out to Cities of Gold (see right), but we never gave up hope. Let us help you, Santa Fe—it’s never going to happen, so let’s just all let it go and be glad that we can get tanked at the movies over there. (Alex De Vore)
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You know you live in a small town when you give directions that involve landmarks like turn at the pink church (the Scottish Rite Temple) and used-to-be’s such as you know that parking lot where Rainbow Snow was (on the corner of Cerrillos Road and Alta Vista Street) or the not-brand-new courthouse where the Paramount used to be? Our town also has colloquialisms for locations where nobody knows the real name, like meet me at triangle park (Tommy Macaione Park). While there are countless directions given regularly in this town that nonlocals would never comprehend or find in Google maps, the best worst directions are those that include the Villa Linda Mall as a marker. This year two big box stores fancied up its Rodeo façade, and the food court now includes glow-in-the-dark mini golf for the first time, but Santa Fe’s largest (and still dullest) mall changed its name to the Santa Fe Place in the early 2000s, and more than 15 years later, it still hasn’t stuck. Villa Linda por vida. (Maria Egolf-Romero)
Best Only Place to Go Bowling Strike Gold Lanes @Cities of Gold Casino 10-B Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-4232
You’d think we’d have gotten over it by now, but the sting of losing Silva Lanes 800 years ago feels as real today as it did then. And yeah, there’s a multimillion-dollar arts complex called Meow Wolf there now, but what does one do when they want to knock down the old pins (and maybe eat some disgusting snack bar food)? They head out to Cities of Gold, of course. The schlep is pretty much worth it, what with the 16 awesome lanes and drinks and stuff; just make sure you plan ahead Uber-wise. And even though we still think Meow Wolf could’ve run a permanent performance piece wherein the artists played the role of bowling alley employee and the installation itself was just a damn bowling alley, we know when we’re licked and when we’ve gotta drive 25 minutes to knock pins. Wait a sec—is bowling actually even that cool? Usually we get pretty sick of it after, like, 10 minutes. (ADV)
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Elastomeric Stucco Debate After just 75 interminable minutes of debate on texture, color and liquid penetration patterns, City Council allowed a home on Bishops Lodge Road, in the historic district, to use a synthetic alternative to traditional, hand-applied stucco. The home’s owners were appealing the Historic Districts Review Board’s decision to require more traditional “cementitious” stucco and arguing “Old” versus “Recent Santa Fe Style” designation. Discussion ventured near existential as councilors explored what truly traditional techniques and materials would mean, conjuring images of frontier-era hovels in Santa Fe and flashbacks to the last time out-of-towners dragged you to the “oldest house in Santa Fe” on De Vargas Street. A close runner-up in this category was a home that sparked ire for being painted the wrong shade of sage to blend in to the landscape on the eastern edge of town and was (if you stood on the mailbox) visible from the road. (Elizabeth Miller)
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Best Letters to the Editor Controversy “Sign of the Times” While the raging debate over the bar renovations at La Fonda in the Santa Fe New Mexican this year was a fine example of opinion-page sparring, the award for the most over-the-top letter-writing drama goes to SFR’s weekslong airing of the Israel/Palestine conflict, which included lots of letters from people who have apparently never visited our town or paid attention to our paper until they heard from some angry rabbis. The whole thing started with a story about people vandalizing other people’s yard signs. We thought it was interesting to consider how the global conflict played out on a little corner in Santa Fe. For fear of cracking it all open again, we won’t get into the specifics here, but let us say for the record that we don’t condone incitement to violence against any religious or ethnic groups just for being who they are. We never did. Still, the letters page is a forum for our readers. And sometimes this community needs a reminder that we’re not a liberal bubble of agreement. At least not all the time. (Julie Ann Grimm)
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Best Place to Take a Walk without Actually Getting Anywhere Christ Lutheran Church Labyrinth 1701 Arroyo Chamiso Road, 983-9461
The circuitous route of a labyrinth lacks the diversion and dead ends of a maze, ensuring you’ll always end up right back where you started. If this sounds like your idea of fun, you’re in luck. Santa Fe offers five different labyrinths for your meandering pleasure. The flat labyrinth at St. Francis Cathedral is intricate and time-consuming, but it’s too easy to step outside the lines. The exterior bricks are lava! You just burned to death! The raised-earth labyrinth at Frenchy’s Field looks like Scrooge McDuck’s worry room if Druids designed it. And what’s with the shrine entrance? Are we walking into an alternate dimension? Unity Santa Fe’s nontraditional stone labyrinth doesn’t really have an entrance or exit. It loops back around with no end in sight, ensnaring you in a calfburning nightmare in which you pace for all eternity until your feet are nothing more than bloody stubs. If you’d like to avoid that, we suggest the labyrinth at Christ Lutheran Church. The mountainous landscape looms above this quiet spot, creating a blissful respite from city life. Once you reach the center, take a seat and contemplate a life wasted walking labyrinths. (Andrew Koss)
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Saturday morning: Sunlight breaks through the window blinds. The smell of coffee wafts through your living room. And a soothing voice on the radio reminds you of the nefarious forces exploiting commercial airliners to dispense chemicals in the sky, the primary weapon of a secret government conspiracy that has eluded the scientific community, not to mention the general population. Or maybe the soothing voice is talking about that other nefarious force, you know, the one that did 9/11. Or maybe he is reading the stars. For more than a decade, Terran and Bari Lovewave, partners in life and radio, have eloquently sermonized love and revolution, left-wing politics and new age philosophy. They sound great. Even when the duo airs some of our most unhinged crackpot theories, the calming cadence of their voices draws us in—tin foil wrapped in tapestry. Gather round, children, every Saturday from 11 am to noon. Take a seat by the virtual campfire. It’s beautifully apocalyptic in these woods. You won’t be able to turn away. (Steven Hsieh)
Best Most Reliable Headache Cerrillos Road 666 Roadblock Lane
Whenever we crave a bout of rage, all it takes is a turn southbound on Cerrillos Road from Fifth Street to soak in the bumper-to-bumper traffic, strip mall scenery and roadwork ordered by the devil himself. The stretch of road is so dependable in its teeth-gritting, wheel-clenching, horn-blaring madness. This construction has been going on every summer since Don Diego traipsed in here with a peace medallion around his neck. Luckily for us, it’s only going to get worse. Groundbreaking for an underpass north of the St. Francis intersection is set for next month. Good news for bicyclists, a bunch of bullshit for the rest of us. (SH)
Best Most Informative Hashtag for Newly Arrived Transplants #GrowingUpInNewMexico A hashtag that trended on Twitter on July 3, 2016, further proves what everyone already knew: To understand a community, learn the inside jokes. On a Sunday afternoon, I scrolled through an endless feed of frustration and pride, each Tweet offering another slice of hometown life. Having just moved to this state three months ago, I appreciated the flash education. “leaving the state and ordering chile and they give you some fake bs,” writes @_nautixcaaaaa. Some contributions offered incisive commentary. As @ayitscarlee writes, “New Mexico being ranked 49th in education, but everyone from other states think we’re part of Mexico. [Sad frog emoji].” Others, like @DevonBaird13, took the moment to be thankful: “people taking for granted what an amazing place we live in.” For more local hashtag action, try #howtosantafe. (SH) CONTINUED ON PAGE 57
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Best Bench Janet’s Bench Cross of the Martyrs
Next time you summit our city’s signature lookout spot, turn right and take a seat. Janet’s Bench, one of two atop Ft. Marcy Park, offers one of the best seated views our city has to offer. Enjoy a sunset, share a lover’s embrace, or just sit and think. Janet Lashbrooke, the retired English teacher for whom the spot is named, loved walking up here. She passed away last year on Christmas Day. “In the last year, as long as she could walk, she would go there,” says Yvon Villaneuve, her husband. “I went there with her often.” Earlier this year, Villaneuve called the city and asked them for permission to donate a bench for the spot where his wife found peace, so others may find it as well. It was her dying wish. On May 25, the day Lashbrooke would have turned 73, Villaneuve and about a dozen friends climbed the steps, walked past the Cross and installed a plaque in her honor. (SH)
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Best Venue to Rise from the Ashes Like a Phriggin’ Phoenix or Something The Bridge at Santa Fe Brewing Co. 37 Fire Place, 424-3333
Without getting into it, the former owners of what was once known as Sol Santa Fe—the inimitable venue attached to the Santa Fe Brewing Co.—were a complete disaster. Canceled shows (that were already in progress), weird community engagement, lackluster PR and an utter disregard for the clientele left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth, but the longtime owner of the brewery, Brian Lock, is here to save the day. “I am so excited to revitalize the great outdoor venue at Santa Fe Brewing,” Lock all but shouts from the rooftops. “The Bridge will provide the people of Santa Fe a great space to see music for years to come.” There will also be food trucks, and Lord knows that’s a mindblowing prospect to Santa Feans. Still, if you can think of a better outdoor stage around here, we’d like to hear about it. Just kidding—we know there isn’t one, though you could probably pour one out for your dead homie, Paolo Soleri Amphitheater. (ADV)
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Best Hipster Wine Glasses When Really Any Old Glass Would Do
If ever there were a thrift store worthy of a Macklemore song, the new Savers location in Santa Fe is it. With a selection wider than any other used clothing store in town, there’s something for everyone. Short sleeve knits and t-shirts for under $5? Don’t mind if I do. Or how about a pair of Las Cosas Kitchen Shoppe tennis shoes for only $10? Get your glassDeVargas Center, 988-3394 ware and cutlery for as little as 99 cents. Trying to furnish your new home on a So we thought that if we knew fat glasses are for budget? They’ve got couches and lovered wine and skinny ones are for white we were seats in the range of $15-$50. But don’t pretty much ready for prime time. Apparwait too long to snap them up. Like ently there’s more to learn. DeVargas Center the wild ravings of a television furnihas experienced a resurgence ture salesman, we must advise you as stores from Sanbusco Centhese items won’t be around for long. ter and elsewhere repopulate Every day, Savers takes in new donacorridors that were sparse just tions, and every day, those couches a few years ago. Las Cosas has and chairs are out the door again. been there all along, however. There’s also plenty of the eccentric This 20-year-old store carries items you’ve come to expect from just about anything you need the thrift store environment, like or want for meal preparation women’s panties with silicone butt and presentation. One of our pads, a monster-shaped cookie jar favorite things is the line of and a plaster cast of human lungs. stemware from Riedel that’s Bring them some leftover clothes grape varietal specific. That of your own or that old coffee means there’s not just red, maker, and get a discount off your but Bordeaux and Burgundy and next purchase. Get a Super Savmerlot and a bunch more. They’ve also ers Club Card, and you’ll have got stemless Champagne glasses that are more access to special offers and prelikely to stay upright if you or your guests have sale events. Only got $20 in your trouble with those top-heavy traditional versions. pocket? That should be plenty. (JAG) (AK)
Best Wine to Totally Not Sneak into Fort Marcy in Your Backpack Zozobra Red from Estrella del Norte Winery 106 N Shining Sun, Nambé, 455-2826
And while we are on the topic of wine … Back in the day, taking a bottle or 12 in your backpack for the Burning of Zozobra was a thing. That and lots of other stuff. But now there are drones and bulletproof-vest-wearing teams of police and all kinds of people from out of town jammed into a tiny space, and it’s not quite the Party Central that it used to be. Don’t do that. It’s asking for trouble. Yet there’s hope! You can celebrate with Old Man Gloom in the comfort of your own patio for Fiestas, or any time of the year, with a bottle of Zozobra Red from Las Estrellas winery in Nambé. Produced with the blessing of copyright-owning Kiwanis Club, the blend of smooth-drinking red grapes grown in New Mexico is a crowd pleaser. And cashing out at $21.99, they make great gifts for people who visit. Winery owners Eileen and Richard Reinders plan to bottle a new vintage this fall. Available since just 2015, it’s already one of their top three selling bottles. Take the short drive out of the city and stroll the shady vineyard and gardens after a tasting. (JAG) CONTINUED ON PAGE 61
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When your love affair with your favorite cowboy boots or black dress shoes has lasted longer than the soles or the stitches that hold them together, you know you can count on City Shoe Repair to help. But sometimes people move or forget they dropped off their shoes, or they decide they can’t afford to pay the bill. Shop owner Vicente Trujillo then puts them up for sale in the lobby in a don’t-miss display that beats the sale rack at Kohls all to pieces. Where else can you get newly repaired Naturalizer pumps for $10? Nowhere. Plus, and it’s a big plus for us, City Shoe is a popular pickup location for SFR. Trujillo tells us on a recent visit that lots of people drop in on Wednesdays to grab a new copy. SFR circulation manager Andy Bramble says the store, of which Trujillo is a thirdgeneration owner, has been on our route for more than 12 years. (JAG)
Best Reuse of a Formerly CancerPromoting Vending Machine Art-o-Mat at the Inn of the Governors 101 W Alameda St., 982-4333
It’s been three weeks since your last smoke, and the trip to Santa Fe has been anything but stress-free. You’re about to check in at the Inn of the Governors when something in the corner of the lobby catches your eye. A cigarette vending machine? You thought they outlawed those years ago. Before you realize it, you’re locked in its tractor beam. You search for your old friend, Lucky Strike. Instead, you see a cartoon peacock, a wire scorpion and “Wearable Glass by Dawn.” You’ve stumbled upon an Art-o-Mat, the brainchild of North Carolina-based artist Clark Whittington. More than 100 Art-o-Mat machines dispense cigarette box-sized art pieces in the US, England, Austria and Australia. Local artist Victoria Brown hosts the three Santa Fe machines. The other two are at Meow Wolf, in the Siler Road district, and El Centro on Water Street. “We’re going through about 200 pieces a week,” Brown says. Artists from 17 different countries produce work for the Art-o-Mats, including three from Santa Fe. For just $5, you can be the owner of a 3- by 2-inch block of wood bearing an antique postage stamp. Or perhaps you’d like a fabric button hairpin. So go ahead—pull that brass knob and remove the cellophane wrapper. It’s sure to be easier on your lungs than a pack of cigarettes. (AK)
Best Gift to Give a Musician without Spending All Kinds of Money on Instruments They’ll Give Up on When They Can’t Get Good at Them Right Away Guitar Lessons with Ross Hamlin
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OK, this one will require your giftee to already own an instrument, but why not give guitar lessons? We’ve got just the guy, too! Maybe you were there when that Prince tribute band burned the Railyard Plaza to the mother-effing ground and maybe you weren’t, but surely you’ve heard that guitarist Ross Hamlin—an integral member of this and many other bands—slayed big time. Shit, we could call him Shreddy Kruger or Shreddy Prinze Jr. or Shred Schneider or … lots of “shred” names. Anyway, the point is this: Dude rules, and as luck would have it, he teaches lessons to people of all ages. I guess that’s just what graduates of the Berklee College of Music do with themselves in lieu of having actual, tangible, marketable money-making skills. By spending between $30-$50, you too can play like the masters thanks to Hamlin’s ultra-affordable classes in guitar noodling (also actual playing) and headband wearing. “I combine over 25 years experience and 12 stylistic traditions into an intelligent, fun and challenging musical stew,” Hamlin says. Sign your friends up already! (ADV) CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
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Best Man Buns
1st place: Mario C Pacheco, barista at Iconik Coffee and server at Paper Dosa Honorable mentions: Joe Haggard, manager at Duel Brewing, and David Grey, artist and former SFUAD professor If you have a man bun, it should incite jealousy with its sheer volume and arouse suspicions of your magical powers and/or great mental prowess. It’s the promise of the bun, think about it … George Harrison, terra-cotta warriors or, I am just going to say it, Jon Snow. But in recent history, they are just another cringe-worthy trend. We blame Justin Bieber for sporting a bleached nugget atop his noggin circa 2014. Thanks, Biebs, for making it easier to spot a douchebag from a greater distance. Like all trends, some people were ahead of this one, and those are the men we are going to throw nods, not shade, to. Salud aforementioned fellows, for including all the hair on your head into your buns, for having them pre-Beiber, and most importantly, for being masters of your respective crafts, so much so that you convince us there could be magic tied up in those tresses, and that you may be a modern-day samurai or King of the North. Pacheco says, “My advice to men that want to have man buns is, ask a woman around you how they make theirs so pretty.” He’s been growing his current bun for six years, and when SFR asked him if his man bun is magic, he replied, “My man bun is a mystery. I never know how I get it up, and I am surprised when it stays up all night.” Top-notch latte art skills, great man bun, even better jokes. (MER)
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Michelle Obama certainly rocked it when she made her visit to Santa Fe Indian School and spoke of the cultural connections among minorities in the US and the desperate need for the next generation to create a nation that walks away from the hate, racism and misogyny that dominate the other half of the political spectrum this election season. But we’ve got to give props, once again, to Santa Fe High’s salutatorian Carley Cook, who used her graduation speech to call out the excessive use of standardized tests in schools and to suggest that if you really want to see more than 67 percent of students finish high school on time, perhaps they shouldn’t be treated as though their test scores are all that matter. (EM)
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We don’t know about you guys, but we don’t come to work on a Tuesday in a fulllength broom skirt cinched with a concha belt and a flower-patterned, button-up blouse, knotted at the waist. We don’t accessorize with tall cowboy hats, custom extinct snakeskin cowboy boots and a fuck-load of turquoise. Somehow tourists wear this, in the blistering heat, we might add, and think, Oh hell yeah, I am going to blend right in! “They probably think Santa Fe Style is rhinestone cowgirl,” says local barista Zak Young. It’s part of that Disneylandvibe some expect from this historic place. Overheard on the Plaza a few weeks ago: “Honey, it all looks so real.” It is real, dummy. This isn’t a theme park full of people dressed in costumes. People live and work real jobs here, okay? Well, kind of, anyway. But most would say they regularly rock a tee shirt and a pair of jeans or “yoga pants and ethnic clothes,” says Young. The real point here—be yourself. Drip in turquoise if you want to, we are all for freedom of expression in the City Different, just don’t do things because you think other people are doing them or because you are afraid to stand out in a crowd. Sheepish moves are how we get people like Trump as a presidential candidate. (MER)
Best Comeback from Pop Quiz to Election Anna Hansen
This year, SFR brought back our favorite election feature: the pop quiz. For the unfamiliar, we cold-called Santa Fe-area candidates and asked them five questions pertaining to the office they sought. We’ve never explicitly told our quiz-takers that Googling the answers is against the rules. Despite a questionable quiz performance, Hansen unseated sitting county Commissioner Miguel Chavez by earning 58 percent of votes among Santa Fe County Democrats. She faces no Republican opponent in November, so we’ll look forward to her first Board of County Commissioners meeting in January. Hansen did not respond to interview requests this month, writing only when we nagged her that she was “out of town.” (SH)
Best Ultra-Enthusiastic Interviewee Emily Grimm, aka La Emi
When last we met with the celebrated flamenco dancer, it almost seemed like she couldn’t believe we had asked for some of her time. Simple questions like, “So, you like dancing?” were met with sincere and emotionally explosive comments like, “Oh my! Oh, what a fantastic question that was!” And it felt good. Usually we either get a bunch of yes-and-no answers or absurdly angry statements about how we’re the death of culture or statements about how whatever band/artist/dancer we’re speaking to doesn’t like labels (which is so effing annoying—YOU KNOW IF YOU PLAY ROCK OR NOT!). Grimm, however, seems to have no problem receiving any kind of press attention, and it’s her ability to intelligently and passionately describe her love of movement that we find exciting. Grimm started lessons through Maria Benitez’ Institute for Spanish Arts when she was barely 4 years old. Her father had worked the box office for flamenco events, and she says she wanted to be a flamenco dancer from as far back as she remembers. We appreciated her über-niceness and now kind of find ourselves wishing that everyone else was as excited to see us instead of cursing the day we were born, like they usually do. (ADV) CONTINUED ON PAGE 65
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Mayor Javier Gonzales pretty well nailed it when he looked out over a conference room stacked with people for a city budget presentation, spotted Karen Heldmeyer, and compared the feeling to having to teach a class to your own professor. The former city councilor, who served as chair of the Finance Committee and is a longtime city watchdog, has a mind like a steel trap, and she’s happy to tell you whether you got it right or wrong. No one in this newsroom is exempt from that policy, and we imagine the feedback extends to councilors, who see her habitually make use of those two or three minutes of public comment to layer on background information and advice. (EM)
There’s this weird thing in the nerd community with people acting like they’re the only ones allowed to enjoy the stuff and everyone else fails in checking off whatever arbitrary list of boxes they’ve concocted in their minds to make up for nobody ever wanting to grab hold of their wieners. It’s pretty annoying and can even become taxing when folks get like that, but for those who lean more toward video games and gaming, there’s one guy in town who wants to share with everyone and is so helpful, it’s crazy. GameStop Senior Guest Advisor Ramon Chaparro loves games, is incredibly nice, has super-cool tattoos and is not just out to make a sale; this man wants you to enjoy your purchases, and he makes it clear by talking with you like you’re a person, not just a customer. “I think of it more as a community thing,” Chaparro says of his job. “I want to talk about games, and if I can help you save money while doing that … it’s the circle of life.” Chaparro is extra-pumped for the October release of Gears of War 4, but he is basically a super-fan in all arenas. “Introducing or reintroducing people to games and gaming is really cool,” he adds. You’ve got that right, Ramon, ya old so-and-so. (ADV)
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Best Local Comic Book Artist Who Hand-Drew All These Cool Anthropomorphized Illustrations You See in this Part of the Paper Turner Mark-Jacobs Mark-Jacobs blipped up on our radar during the research phase for a recent SFR story about comics in New Mexico, and when we saw his art, we just knew to commission him for that cover. It was a killer representation of local comics heroes in a throwback Marvel Comics style. And then we got to thinking about how his specific style would go well with the humanimal layout for this year’s Best of Santa Fe issue, and the rest is history. Mark-Jacobs still does everything by hand (even his lettering), first creating rough sketches and then completing the work in watercolor. It’s fantastic stuff and even attracted the Palace of the Governors Museum, which hired him to create an original comic about New Mexico history. We think the illustrations are simply gorgeous and imagine Mark-Jacobs will have a long and productive career in the art world, y’know ... if he wants. (ADV) CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
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FOOD & DRINK Best Dessert that Will Abracadabra Reach out and Grab Ya State Capital Kitchen’s Chocolate Sphere 500 Sandoval St., 467-8237
The simplicity of a well-made crème brulée or the nostalgia of a flaky piece of apple pie can make the heart sing. But sometimes they can also make the eyes roll. This again? Lucky for adventurous eaters, some Santa Fe chefs see the dessert menu as a chance to take risks, make creative leaps and really show off. One of our favorite WOW moments this year was dessert at State Capital Kitchen, where a perfect globe of dark chocolate melted before our eyes with the flick of a server’s wrist. A warm pistachio sauce quickly melted through the thin walls of the chocolate globe. It was sort of like … Remember that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when that one Nazi got his face melted off because he made the mistake of staring straight at the open Ark? Yeah, it was like that, except more of a positive spiritual experience. The chocolate sphere is delicious and clever and not at all evil. Plus, our faces didn’t melt off, but whatever. The point is that this thing is magical. It’s genius, and it’s delicious. It’s perhaps second only to the restaurant’s exploding passion fruit balls, which are like … Remember that scene in the original Ghostbusters … Oh, never mind. (Gwyneth Doland)
Best Place to Sample Wine and Get a Faraway Mountain View Rancho Viejo Village Market 55 Canada del Rancho, Ste. F, 474-2828
The Village Market is the little beating heart at the center of this suburban development, an oasis in the sagebrush where all the weary travelers meet to pick up a box of crackers, a block of cheese and a bottle of wine. Every Friday night from 5-7, the market hosts a wine tasting, usually three or four different bottles, with a few nibbles on the side, maybe a dip or some cheese and crackers. The tasting may be small compared to bigger bottle shops, but it’s free, and the market knocks 10 percent off the bottles in the tasting. For the folks who live there, it’s a weekly opportunity to meet and mingle with neighbors new and old. Oenophiles who drive a little farther get to take in the stunning views. Maybe someday they’ll turn this into a little café where you can sit and have a bowl of mussels along with a cold glass of rose. Sigh … one can hope. (GD)
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Best Mom ’n’ Pop Restaurant Where They’ll Remember Your Name Like You’re Norm Peterson or Something Palacio
209 E Palace Ave., 989-3505
Damian Muñoz worked his ass off at downtown institution The Shed for about a bazillion years before he struck out on his own with his wife Maria and opened up Palacio just about three years ago. The only business to have successfully operated for more than two seconds in their Palace Avenue location, Palacio has been kickin’ out the breakfast and lunch jams so well that it’s often hard to find a table. “I’m happy. Very happy,” Muñoz says of this very prestigious honor. “I don’t know, I just love people and when I can cook for them.” By the time you read this, Palacio will have opened a second location on Alameda Street (by Del Charro, bro ... see above blurb about directions) to be run by Muñoz’ kids, which is great news for those of us who can barely make it a day or two without their green chile cheeseburger. Breakfast burritos are also a treat since they put hash browns inside the dang things (it’s genius), and a number of lunchy sandwiches round out the varied menu. Just promise yourself you’ll go, because Palacio is straight amazing … did we mention they have the best fries in town? (ADV)
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1310 Osage Ave., 820-6552
OK OK OK OK OK—I know I’ve made all my friends crazy by constantly talking about this place, and I know I’ve made the SFR higher-ups a little crazy by suggesting it for coverage any time we’re talking about food in staff meetings, but the unassuming brilliance of Red Enchilada knows no bounds. Am I just supposed to ignore that? I can’t do it. I won’t do it. And I shan’t bore you with statistics on how their affordable Mexican, New Mexican and Central American cuisine can lead to a longer and more sexually satisfying life, nor will I go on at length about how putting fries right on top of your tortilla burger (X-mas, of course) is the smartest plan you’ve had since you decided to ditch the ’tude and give my pals at RE a try. Instead, I’ll just point out that the massive and fluffy sopas that come with most meals are like fluffy warm pillows of love. They make ’em fresh, folks, so none of that stale, cold nonsense you’ll find at other restaurants. Instead, a reasonably priced meal that you can stuff inside a just-fried sopapilla. Does Joe Hayes know about this? Because it’s folk tale-worthy, without a doubt. (ADV)
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Best Bougie Happy Hour for Poor People Il Piatto
95 W Marcy St., 984-1091
Have you ever had a fearsome craving for a luxurious, carby meal and thought, Well, that sucks because I’m ballin’ on a budget? Well, fear that craving no more, because at Il Piatto’s happy hour, you can feel bougie, afford gourmet pillows of gnocchi and drink a glass of wine, too. From 4:30 to 6 pm and 9 to 10:30 pm, the Italian eatery becomes the place (and seriously one of the only places) to grab a meal. Anais Mendez has worked at the pasta haven for six months and says the farm-to-table aspect is attractive, but the best draw during happy hour? “It’s the pricing,” she tells SFR. “We do 50 percent off appetizers, special appetizers and small portions of pasta,” all of which is made by James Beard-nominated chef Matt Yohalem. And to make the deal even sweeter, their 50 percent happy hour discount includes a list of wines by the glass. So have that small plate of potato gnocchi with local oyster mushrooms ($9) and a glass of Pulenta Sauvignon Blanc ($6.50) and leave feeling happy for around $20, depending on your glass count. You don’t have to wait until date night for this treat— bring a book and date yo’self. (MER) CONTINUED ON PAGE 69
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Best Milkshake that Will Bring All the Boys to the Yard … of Your Villa in Provence
It only took one irreparable round of breakfast burrito goodness gushing all over the front seat to understand the real value of Betterday Coffee’s approach to tortilla-free breakfast burritos. Their sustainability-friendly Lavender Shake at Shake Foundation approach is to ditch the inevitably leaky wrap, and stick the contents in a jar, 631 Cerrillos Road, 988-8992 and hand it over with a spoon. The vastly more travel-ready approach not only makes for pleasing, easy eating, but bring the containers back and they can wash The green chile cheeseburgers and shoestring fries might lure and rinse them again (or, at least for now, glass can still be recycled at home), sparpeckish diners to this retro downtown outpost, but the Adobe ing the landfill a little space. Mud Shakes cement the relationship. Shakes are offered in reOf course if your life is a little less on the run, taking a seat at one of their booths, assuring normal flavors (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry) and letting kids take a turn in the play corner, and enjoying your burrito and coffee without the mild coconut, intense coffee and balanced salt caramel having to balance one or the other on the steering wheel is also a commendable way to go. are attractive, too. But the unlikely hit of the list is the lav(EM) ender shake. Yeah, lavender, like the scent of your laundry detergent, hand lotion and dish soap. But no, not like that at all. The sweet, herbal aroma is mellowed by its molecular bond with the ice cream, delivering a delicately floral mouthful that’s never overwhelming. Once you get it in your mouth, that is. The name isn’t just a cutesy nod to architecture; these milkshakes have the consistency of a half-cured mud brick. At first, sipping is hopeless. You need a spoon. But wait 10 minutes or so, and the straw will begin to deliver a thick but slurpable slurry of awesome. (GD) Airport Road Corridor
Best Mobile Mexican Food Court
Taqueria Argelia, El Queretano, Burrito Familiar, Nana Pancha: Taco trucks line the flanks of the stretch of Airport Road that serves as the main artery of the neighborhood known as Little Chihuahua. Sprinkled over vacant lots—and the parking lots of brick-and-mortar carnicerias and panaderias—these trucks and trailers actually serve much more than tacos. You’re missing out if you’re not taking a liberal tour of their menus. The Taqueria a la Hacienda trailer, an island of delicious in a sea of gravel and goat heads, offers an eye-popping foot-long hot dog, wrapped in bacon, speckled with pinto beans, dotted with chopped onion and Jackson Pollocked with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and avocado sauce. It is gigante and muy sabroso. Poke around and try the tortas (sandwiches), caldos (soups) and cocteles (seafood cocktails). Yeah, they maybe come with a Fire & Hops side of whizzing traffic, but 222 N Guadalupe, 954-1635 you can wash them down with a Mexican glass The hallmark of a spot for tourists are a timeless menu that makes sure Bob bottle Coke for about and Peggy get the classic dishes they had when they visited a decade ago, $10. (GD) and that they taste pretty much the same and Peggy still gets just a little giggly after that margarita. These places have their, well, place, and we’re glad they’re here, and we’re also glad that while Fire & Hops pulls in its fair share of out-of-towners and gets plenty well crowded—and the Brussels sprouts have not ever failed to grace the menu—it never fails to provide a list of specials, sneak-worthy treats to compensate you for carrying your season pass for the ski hill, and a rotating beer menu that says they want you who make this city home instead of a temporary destination to feel like there’s something new and interesting to come back for. So we do. And then we do again. And then, OK, it’s a little late and that patio is just so damn nice. So here we are, again, and we love it. (EM)
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Best Place to Take Your Gluten-intolerant Friend for Drinks/Dinner
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For cuisine we have, at least in our co-opted American way, come to love for its bread and baked goods, when chef Charles Dales’ French-establishment Bouche Bistro was more than a little accommodating to gluten-free dining companions, it came as a happy surprise. All the often problematic territory of cheese plates and chocolate-laden desserts came blissfully gluten-free, and conscientious wait staff allowed us to relax and enjoy (three bottles of wine) without not-gluten-free diners needing to taste-test and guess at the contents. Guessing gets tough after that second bottle. (EM)
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The Original Realburger tries to catch your attention with a sign in front of State Farm Insurance and Check ‘n’ Go, as those businesses almost completely block the restaurant from view. There’s even a sidewalk sign on the corner, boasting their win as “Reigning Chomp” in the edible Santa Fe’s Green Chile Cheeseburger Smackdown. But if you’re driving along Cerrillos Road (especially with the ever-lingering construction), you’re likely to miss this hidden haven of mouthwatering munchies. If you want one of the best burgers in Santa Fe, hang a right on Maez Road as you travel south on Cerrillos (mind the construction barrels and careless motorists speeding down the incomplete section of road). We suggest the Tortilla Burger. Ask them to throw on some pepper jack cheese, mushrooms and green chile. You’ll find this concoction of beefy delight melts in your mouth. The French fries aren’t bad either, and they’ll give you a generous serving. If you’re no enemy to cholesterol-spiking (read: delicious) greaseball slabs of meat, and you’ve got $9, make the extra effort to stop by this locationally challenged establishment for lunch or dinner. (AK)
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EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR Ohio/Pennsylvania’s Digisaurus has a pretty neat trick up their sleeve: the ability to straddle the fence between commercially viable rock and Grandaddymeets-Prince-esque synth-pop that is so dancey, so festive, so catchy that all y’all suckers are just gonna love it. “I think it’s a different, new sound that I don’t think is typically out there,” says front man/producer/synth player/guitarist James Allison. “We take a lot of influence from the past and put a modern spin on it, so it’s familiar enough for people to grab onto but new enough for them to experience something different.” Digisaurus also boasts quite the live show with smoke machines, lights and other fun surprises. “We really try to create a show experience,” Allison adds. (Alex De Vore)
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Really Good Bad, Bad Things The Pillowman promises just the right speed of torture stark fashion that mirrors their sparse language. In his parables, even what we might see as common and good impulses become weapons of selfdestruction. So, too, do their hideously dark moments illustrate the thin barrier between what makes us laugh and what makes us wince. If you heard murmurs that the Santa Fe Playhouse is pivoting to more experimental and edgy terrain, that promise is certainly delivered upon in this choice, which was declared at its 2005 New York City debut the most exciting thing going on by The New York Times. The Pillowman offers no territory for the young or easily squeamish. It is not, to be clear, the kind play everyone will enjoy seeing, but it is exactly the kind of work that everyone should see and allow to skew their perspectives for a moment. If only a brief one. (Elizabeth Miller) THE PILLOWMAN Through Aug. 7. $20-$25 Santa Fe Playhouse, 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262
If misogyny and materialism have kept you away from rap music, it’s time to give it another shot with Albuquerque-based rapper Wake Self, a man who represents a growing social conscience in hip-hop. His new album, Malala, is named after Pakistani women’s education activist Malala Yousafzai. Wake tells SFR that her story inspired him and the hope his album will lead more people to learn about her. While Malala deals with heavy subject matter like “social patterns and psychological disorders,” Wake says not to worry—his upcoming show at Meow Wolf will be so upbeat, “your face is going to hurt from smiling.” (Andrew Koss) Wake Self: 9 pm Saturday July 30. $10-$15. Meow Wolf, 1352 Rufina Circle, 780-4458
ART OPENINGS IN THE NAPKIN-KNOW 5. Gallery opens its doors for the very first time Aug. 1 with a show titled Arbeit: Frank and his Dream. The gallery’s founder, Max Baseman, tells SFR, “In many ways the show is inspired by brute or raw art and artists; works created out of necessity that are more compulsion than decoration.” The gallery sent notifications via snail mail announcing its inaugural exhibition with names of participating artists (Rodger Walker, Haste Bowditch, Chris Alia and others) and details typewritten in stark black with an acutal typewriter, on a thin paper napkin. The invitation sparked our design-fancy and Baseman says he hopes people leave the show feeling “a certain sense of silence.” (Maria Egolf-Romero)
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Years ago, friends of mine went to see a production of The Pillowman and returned raving about it, but also looking a little battle-scarred, as though the shape of their nightmares had forever shifted. That I missed it haunted me— what had they seen, and what did they now know that I did not? The Pillowman opens on a freshly arrested writer, Katurian (Hamilton Turner), living in an authoritarian dictatorship and finding himself at the mercy of a torture-happy good cop/bad cop duo (Hania Stocker and Warren Houghteling, respectively). For Katurian, “Once upon a time” perpetually precedes people doing horrible things to one another, which really isn’t all that far from the fairy tales children still grow up with. But now children have begun to die in the bizarrely twisted ways that killed off some of his characters, so the police have arrested him and are threatening him with execution. Ditto his not-allthere brother. The interrogation cues the retelling of some of his stories, played out in a
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Brandon Maldonado’s “The Creation of Man” is on view at Pop Gallery as part of the exhibit Memento Mori, opening Thursday.
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WED/27 BOOKS/LECTURES ADAM FIELD Santa Fe Clay 545 Camino de la Familia, 984-1122 The artist talks about his experiences in South Korea, where he studied traditional pottery techniques. 7 pm, free
DHARMA TALK BY SENSEI KAZUAKI TANAHASHI Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 Master calligrapher Sensei Kazuaki Tanahashi gives this intallment of the weekly talk. 5:30 pm, free JOSEPH BADAL Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 The local author reads from his novel, The Motive. 6 pm, free REMIX CULTURE Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 This lecture series from New Mexico Lawyers for the Arts features a variety of speakers who have experience with art appropriation, ownership and fair use. 6 pm, free
DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with Estefania Ramirez and his company. 8 pm, $25-$50
EVENTS EVENING FARMERS MARKET Railyard Plaza Market and Alcadesa Streets, 414-8544 Check out the urban-ish scene in time for the heat to break with the setting sun. Purchase goods from local farmers, sip a coffee or apple cider and enjoy the summer evening breeze. 4 pm - 8 pm, free
TAPS AND TABLETOPS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 It's a happy hour and a tabletop game night. It happens at George RR Martin's theater. It's basically everything you could ever want from a nerdly gathering so you can check off that box on your ultra-nerd scavenger hunt. 6 pm, free HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 With food trucks, art and demonstrations by equestrians and artists, this day of equine celebration and appreciation has something to entertain the whole family, especially if your family is like, “Horses are cool!” 8 am - 4 pm, free
MUSIC ANOÑIMO El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Acoustic soul by two guitarists who play with a Latin vibe. 8:30 pm, free DYLAN EARL & THE REASONS WHY Zephyr 1520 Center Drive, 983-9912 Rhinestone country from a band of guys who put on a serious show. Openers Hayden Johnson and Poacher Poacher warm the crowd up. 8 pm, $10 JOAQUIN GALLEGOS El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 End hump-day with a margarita and Gallegos' passionate flamenco guitar. 7 pm, free
LOUNGE SESSIONS WITH DJ GUTTERMOUTH Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Lounge around with Guttermouth’s relaxed spinning techniques. We’ve also been led to believe that there will be food and drink specials and plenty of reasons to dance and such. 8 pm, free MUSIC ON THE HILL: BERT DALTON St. John’s College Green 1160 Camino de Cruz Blanca, 984-6199 The weekly outdoor music event brings Brazilian sounds from Dalton and his ensemble. Oh, and there will be a shuttle service from Museum Hill, so the park-and-hoof-it days are over. Thank God. 6 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 79
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675 Harkle Road Santa Fe, NM Mejo Okon’s, “Salt,” is part of A Glimpse of Santa Fe, opening Friday at Casweck Gallery. SANTA FE BANDSTAND: HIGHER GROUND BLUEGRASS AND TIM O'BRIEN Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, 471-1067 Higher Ground is New Mexico's premiere bluegrass group, and they return to the Bandstand stage after their reportedly stunning performance last year. O'Brien, a master of American folk, does his stuff at 7:45 pm. 6:30 pm, free TIM NOLEN AND RAILYARD REUNION Radish & Rye 548 Agua Fría St., 930-5325 They cover classics and play originals in their true bluegrass form and have a really good time doing it. 6 pm, free TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 This guy knows his way around the piano keys like you know the back of your hand. 6 pm, free
OPERA CAPRICCIO Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 Strauss called his final composition a “conversation piece for music.” It is told through a metaphorical story of two alluring women and their battle for primacy as they represent the struggle between music and words (see Opera, page 83). 8:30 pm, $15-$286
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ONE MAN, TWO GUVNORS Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 National Theatre Live brings video of the play with James Corden (host of The Late Late Show) starring in the Tonywinning role of Crabbe, a small-time crook who gets into a big-time complicated con. 7 pm, $22
BILL BARRETT: VISUAL POETRY Museum of Indian Arts & Culture 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Barrett: sculptor, painter, jeweler, lover. Join the party as he tells you the story of his life as artist and then walk through his sculptures featured in the botanical haven. 3 pm, $10
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ART OPENINGS MEMENTO MORI Pop Gallery 125 Lincoln Ave., 820-0788 Contemporary works by Chris Peters, Robb Rael, Marie Sena and others, centered on death and the afterlife. Even though they’re all incredible artists, we’ve gotta hand it to Marie Sena for being one of the coolest artists (and tattooers) around. Do not miss this show! Through Aug. 31. (see 3 Questions, Page 85). 6 pm, free SPANISH MARKET OPENING RECEPTION SHOW True West Gallery 130 Lincoln Ave., 982-0055 Coinciding with the opening of Spanish Market, the exhibit features local jewelry artist Lawrence Baca, among others, to celebrate the oldest and largest juried Spanish Market in the United States. Music and refreshments, too. 5 pm, free
ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with featured artist Estefania Ramirez and his company, Entreflamenco, featured in the Maria Benitez Cabaret, a theater built specifically for flamenco performance. 8 pm, $25-$50 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Drink and watch other people dance. Swish. 6:30 pm, $25
EVENTS HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 With food trucks, art and demonstrations by equestrians and artists, this day of equine celebration and appreciation has something to entertain the whole family. 8 am - 4 pm, free
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Hailing from Pine Hill, New Mexico, Diné fiber artist Steiner Cody creates work that merges unique and innovative visuals with traditional weaving concepts, materials, and techniques. Cody’s demonstration is part of his internship with the National Museum of the American Indian and the Museum of Indian Arts and Culture Artist Leadership Program.
On Museum Hill in Santa Fe · (505) 476-1269 · IndianArtsAndCulture.org All programs free with museum admission. Youth 16 and under and MNMF members always free. above: Steiner Cody with one of his works. Photo courtesy of the artist. Funding for this event provided by the National Museum of the American Indian, the Museum of New Mexico Foundation, and the Hutson-Wiley and Echevarria Foundation.
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THE CALENDAR Straight Ahead at the Santa Fe Chamber Music Festival! Friday and Saturday, July 29 and 30—experience violinist Jennifer Koh, Musical America’s 2016 “Instrumentalist of the Year.” Sunday and Monday, August 1 and 2—Mendelssohn’s brilliant String Quintet demands virtuosity—and gets it from violinists Jennifer Gilbert and Harvey de Souza; violists Choong-Jin Chang and Teng Li; and cellist Peter Stumpf.
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SALAAM-SHALOM: SONGS AND STORIES OF PEACE James A Little Theater 1060 Cerrillos Road, 476-6429 A Creativity for Peace benefit features the documentary film, East Jerusalem, West Jerusalem, and a talk by young leaders from Israel and Palestine. 7 pm, $40
MUSIC CONNIE LONG & FAST PATSY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 This is one of those country music jambaroos (we know the word is jamboree; shut up) that reminds you that stuff used to be good before the neo-country movement ruined everything. Thanks for nothing, Alan Jackson; thanks for a lot, Connie Long! 7 pm, $5 DANIEL OKULITCH AND KERI ALKEMA: FESTIVAL OF SONG Scottish Rite Center 463 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4414 Performance Santa Fe opens its 80th season with performances from the respective bass-baritone and soprano. You may recognize them from their roles in Don Giovanni at the Santa Fe Opera this season. They sing solo and together in this performance. 4 pm, $45 DIGISAURS Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Synthpop jams mix electric rock and indie pop. Like Grandaddy? You like this. Like Prince? You like this. Like fun? Just ... ugh, just go, OK!? Shit (see SFR Picks, page 75). 10 pm, free JEEZ LAWEEZE Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Covers of Elvis Costello, Leonard Cohen and David Bowie flow from the trio of fun-loving gals who are obviously just all kinds of kooky. 6 pm, free KELLEY MICKWEE Georgia 225 Johnson St., 989-4367 This gal is no newbie to Americana. 7:30 pm, free LATIN NIGHT WITH VDJ DANY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 It’s all the bachata, cumbia, reggaeton and Latin dance jams you can handle. And then there are even more of those things after that. 9 pm, $7 LILLY PAD LOUNGE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Rebel Frog brings you the best in old-school funk, hip-hop soul and probably more. We don’t really know his setlist. 10 pm, $7
PALM IN CYPRESS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 The duo has a unique Americana sound that is a mix between the Mississippi river-smooth and Appalachian mountain-twang. 8 pm, free PAT MALONE TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 Malone has skills when it comes to strings. 6 pm, free RIO El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Brazilian jazz and samba make great dancing music. Date night? 7 pm, free ROBAG WRUHME Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 780-4458 This German DJ is an internationally huge deal in the EDM scene, so if you feel like getting freaky to some techno, this is the time to do it. 9 pm, $18 SANTA FE BANDSTAND: SORELA AND AL MUNIZ Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa fe Trail, 471-1067 Sorela, a duo of two sisters, make harmonious Latin music. Muniz has worked with Latin super stars like Jerry Lopez in Las Vegas and plays the bandstand stage in the later time slot at 7:15 pm. 6 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: MUSICAL FRIENDS AT NOON St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Juho Pohjonen performs Beethoven's "Sonata No. 13" on the piano and Scriabin's "Sonata No 2.” They are followed by a composition by Elizabeth Ogonek, who participated in the first young composers string quartet program and is now composerin-residence for the Chicago Symphony. Noon, $29 TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action. The smoothest. 6 pm, free
THEATER ART Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Nicholas Ballas, Robert Nott and Jonathan Richards star in the Tony winner directed by Robert Benedetti. When one of three best friends buys an all white painting, art and its nature come into question. 7:30 pm, $20 OPUS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 B Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Directed by Staci Robbins, this show has an impressive cast, including Eli Goodman, who has been on shows like Dexter and The Mentalist. The play follows a quartet of male musicians who replace their violinist with a young, talented girl. 7:30 pm, $15
THE PILLOWMAN Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 It’s a dark comedy directed by Jeff Nell, which explores the idea of life imitating art when a writer is interrogated about similarities between his short stories and a recent spree of child murders (see SFR Picks, page 75). 7:30 pm, $25
FRI/29 ART OPENINGS DONNA BURDIC: THE SUMMER OF JOY Tresa Vorenberg Goldsmiths 656 Canyon Road, 988-7215 The Nebraska-based jeweler learned beading techniques, as a process of healing, from Leo Cortez of Santo Domingo Pueblo. She uses gold, silver and precious gems to create her jewelry. Through Aug. 10. 5 pm, free FORM & FIGURE Baca Street Pottery 730 Baca St., 204-6346 See ceramic figures sculpted by Kat McIver, Andrea Mesi, Ginny Zipperer and others. Through Aug. 30. 5 pm, free JOHN AXTON: LANDS AND SEAS Ventana Fine Art 400 Canyon Road, 983-8815 The oil painter, who has had 33 previous solo shows at this gallery, presents interpretive works with the refined eye of a lifelong artist. Through Aug. 11. 5 pm, free JUDY TUWALETSTIWA: GLASS William Siegal Gallery 540 S Guadalupe St., 820-3300 Working with intangible ideas, like mapping water and symbolizing air, the artist releases her newest glass works in conjunction with her book Glass. Through Aug. 21. 5 pm, free KAWANO SHOKO TAI Modern 1601 Paseo de Peralta, 984-1387 Elegant bamboo vases are created by Shoko, who is a master of bending and manipulating the soft wood. Through Aug. 21. 5 pm, free THE LAST PICTURE SHOW James Kelly Contemporary 1611 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1601 A show to close the gallery space, which has been a Santa Fe art institution for more than 20 years, features works by artists the gallery has represented in its multi-decade existence. Through Aug. 5. 5 pm, free MARYLIN YATES: MY NEW MEXICO Sage Creek Gallery 421 Canyon Road, 988-3444 See landscape paintings of spots in and around Santa Fe. Through Aug. 12. 5 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 82
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Chamber-Made How to turn your kids on to classical music without really trying BY ALEX DE VORE a l e x @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m
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elling the concept of classical music to kids must not be very easy. “Hey, Billy and/or Susie! Today we’re going to go see some old people play classical music. The music itself is old as hell, as far as you’re concerned, and there usually isn’t singing, and rather than sounding like whatever garbage you think is good (looking at you, 21 Pilots—you suck), it’s all about complex movements and arrangements as played by stringed instruments!” This is probably where you’re thinking something about how your kids work for you and will damn well go where you tell them. Or that you’ve totally heard about how classical music is great for the to-beborn and toddlers and kids someplace before—even though the truth is that the mildly controversial 1993 Mozart Effect study by psychologist Frances Rauscher has been widely questioned and all but discredited and that Rauscher herself has even said it’s way more important to get kids playing music rather than just passively listening. Hold on to that feeling for just a sec, because even though classical music as a genius incubator might not be provable per se, it isn’t like the stuff is going to hurt your kids or anything— culture is, usually, a good thing for people of any age. “Lots of parents think [the music] is good for their kids,” Santa Fe Chamber Music Festival’s executive director Steven Ovitsky tells SFR of its youth concert series. “I’ve seen kids as young as … less than 2 years old to kids who are studying music in school and trying to see as many kinds of music as they can.” The free youth concert portions of the festival become a yearly destination for summer school field trips (and SFCM provides buses for schools with budget shortfalls) alongside open rehearsal programs and a haven for parents and kids who can just walk in off the street, he says. The short sell? It’s brilliant that a classical music festival would not only provide a free series of shows, it’s even cooler that they provide
Kids are allowed to be kids at these concerts, so don’t worry about them being rambunctious—it’s supposed to be fun!
a means for kids to be there. Generally speaking, young children don’t much have a capacity to hate the arts. Yes, they’ll certainly age and develop their own tastes that usually seem to make the previous generation bemoan how nothing—no, NOTHING—could compare to the halcyon musical days of their own youths (romping through the fens and spinneys), but there’s a joyous quality to a good chunk of classical music that is practically tailor-made for children to enjoy. Probably something to do with Mozart being, like, 8 when he began creating his jams. Either way, the youth program features pieces from the core festival performances and are generally more upbeat than not. “There are two groups of kids who usually come,” says Deborah Ungar, the festival’s director of education and outreach. “There are the kids who already play an instrument and they say, ‘Oh my gosh! They play my instrument!’ and they get very excited, and then there’s another group who have never played before and maybe haven’t had the exposure but then they think maybe they could do that.” Ungar, who also teaches in the public school system and performs by night with Balkan folk group Rumelia, has been with the Santa Fe Chamber Mu-
sic Festival since 2001 and says the youth program will continue to expand. Additionally, she says that schools are adapting to the idea of bringing large groups of kids downtown and dealing with parking (though she cites the recent hike in parking meter costs as a fairly serious deterrent) by also getting involved with the museums and making a day of it. It’s important to keep in mind that these free Monday performances are also open to the public, not just schools. “It’s this kind of bright spot in a cool, beautiful place to hear music,” Ungar says, “where you’re transported to somewhere totally different, where beautiful music is played by intelligent artists who are talking to our kids in smart ways. … From what I’ve seen, the kids really appreciate that.“ As well they should. You’ve got two more chances to check out the youth program concerts before the festival comes to a close. Don’t blow it—Mozart Effect or not. SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC YOUTH CONCERT 10 am Monday August 1 and Monday August 8. Free. St. Francis Auditorium, 107 W Palace Ave., 983-2075
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MEJO OKON AND ED SAMUELS: A GLIMPSE OF SANTA FE Casweck Gallery 713 Canyon Road, 988-2966 The summer show features paintings by both artists. Through Aug. 28. 5 pm, free MICHAEL KENNA: A RETROSPECTIVE photo-eye Gallery 541 S Guadalupe St., 988-5152 Displayed are black and white silver gelatin prints from different periods throughout the photographer’s career. He is known for long exposures and his bold use of light. Through Sept. 10. 5 pm, free NICOLAS HERRERA AND PATRICK McGRATH MUNIZ Evoke Contemporary 550 S. Guadalupe St., 995-9902 Herrera is a prolific santero who has work permanently displayed in the Smithsonian American Art Museum, and McGrath Muniz paints politically motivated works that call our society's issues to the forefront of consciousness. Through Aug. 20. 5 pm, free PRIORITY MAIL Axle Contemporary, 670-5854 Email and texting have killed snail mail, but at one time, letters were more than forms of communication. This show honors the mail art medium. Find the mobile gallery in the Railyard under the Farmers Market shade structure for the opening. Through Aug. 28. 5 pm, free RICHARD KURTZ: LIVE BRAVELY JUX 428 Sandoval St., 983-0001 Layered imagery is Kurtz’ choice presentation for telling his visual stories. Through Aug. 30. 5 pm, free TOM PALMER: MY MENAGERIE LewAllen Railyard 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3250 Palmer paints animal portraits. See him bare the souls of bears and prairie dogs alike in his newest photorealistic works. Through Aug. 21. 5 pm, free
BOOKS/LECTURES UNM SUMMER WRITER'S COFERENCE: PITCHAPALOOZA Bar Alto at the Drury Plaza 828 Paseo de Peralta, 424-2175 Have you always wanted to write a book? Bring your idea and pitch it, in just one minute, to the Book Doctors (Arielle Eckstut and Henry Steery) in the Palace Ballroom. 6:30 pm, free
DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with Estefania Ramirez and his company, Entreflamenco. 8 pm, $25-$50
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FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Drink while you watch other people dance in a totally not creepy way. Spanish wines, tapas inspired cuisine and fancy footwork can make you feel like you’re in a faraway place. ¡Ole! 6:30 pm, $25
EVENTS SFR’S BEST OF SANTA FE PARTY Santa Fe Railyard Market and Alcadesa Steets The party of the year is here again! Come by and celebrate with the winners and our staff. Booths, food trucks and drink options galore, plus live music with headliner The Jayhawks taking the stage at 6 pm. 5 pm - 9 pm, free HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 With food trucks, art and demonstrations by equestrians and artists, the day of equine celebration and apprecation has something to entertain the whole family. 8 am - 4 pm, free
MUSIC BIRD THOMPSON Santa Fe Community Yoga Center 826 Camino de Monte Rey, 820-9363 Thompson sings Buddhist songs and chants. 7 pm, free THE BRIGHT LIGHT SOCIAL HOUR Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 They play Southern psychedelic and have undertones of classics like Marvin Gaye. They’ve been on the road doing their music thing for nearly three years and just released a new album titled Space is Still the Place. 8 pm, $22 CHANGO Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 They play the best rock ‘n' roll covers. 10 pm, free
DIGISAURS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 He does it again with synthpop jams and EDM. 9 pm, free DK & THE AFFORDABLES Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Hear swing, blues, jazz and rockabilly. You will have to come up with a good excuse to avoid dancing. 8:30 pm, free HATERKIDS The Matador 116 W San Francisco St. Video-artist BUBBLZ accompanies the acoustic entertainment with trippy landscapes and projected visuals. 9 pm, free JOSH MARTIN TRIO Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Catch the trio as they play a variety of genres and Martin pulls some serious heartstrings with his harmonica. 6 pm, free KIRTAN WITH MIRABAI MOON Santa Fe Center for Spiritual Living 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 Join in the healing vibrations of sung prayer and gather positivity for your week. 7 pm, free LA MEZCLA AND OTRA VEZ Crowbar 205 W San Francisco St., 570-4333 King George III and Saint John play in a handful of genres, making electonic harmonies on their keyboards. 10 pm, $7 LATIN FRIDAYS SKYLAB Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Brush your dancing shoes off, if you have such a thing, and get ready to enjoy the juicy Latin tunes. 10 pm, $7 MICHAEL ALONZO AND LARRY PALMER First Presbyterian Church SF 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Thank G. for Friday and listen to a half hour of music from operas currently happening at the Santa Fe Opera. 5:30 pm, free NEW MEXICO JAZZ FESTIVAL: CHARLES LLOYD NEW QUARTET Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Lloyd, the 2013 recipient of the Miles Davis Award, honoring his entire body of work, brings an all-star ensemble with him. Jason Moran, Reuben Rogers and Eric Harland complete the little group of jazz greatness. 7:30 pm, $20 PAT MALONE New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Malone plays solo guitar and knows his way around the strings. 5:30 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 84
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t is a truth universally acknowledged that an opera worth anyone’s attention is in want of a plot. So it’s plot, plot, plot for three of the four operas staged thus far in the Santa Fe Opera’s 60th season. With more to come: Samuel Barber’s Vanessa, scheduled to appear July 30. The exception? Richard Strauss’ Capriccio, his last work for the stage, now playing and pure 24K stuff. He said it himself: “I can do no better.” Strauss christened this his “Conversation Piece for Music in One Act,” with no more operatic plotting than, say, The Republic, yet another conversation piece. Like Plato’s work, Capriccio consists of an extended argument on a single topic—in matters operatic, which should take precedence. Words? Music? Strauss conceived of “a treatise on dramaturgy, a theatrical fugue” set in an aristocratic late 18th century chateau. If this sounds a bit dry and theoretical, if you want operatic red meat with heads on platters and bloody matricide to boot, Capriccio may not be the opera for you. But if you value a sophisticated evening of lively civil discourse (rare enough nowadays) elegantly accompanied by the most fluid, fluent music for voice and orchestra that Strauss ever composed, seek no further. An opera about a sonnet? Well, why not! The action begins with a birthday gathering for the young widowed countess, Madeleine, whose two rival suitors compete for her affection. As gifts, composer Flamand provides a string sextet of surpassing beauty, and poet Olivier offers a love sonnet (cribbed from Ronsard). Nota bene—words vs. music, with Madeleine playing referee. Well, the fix is in, isn’t it? Capriccio’s an opera, not a play; a fusion of words and music with emphasis upon the latter, even though Strauss and his co-librettist, Clemens Krauss, provide ample dramaturgical arguments along the way. Witty musical allusions abound, peculiarly appropriate to the intended 18th century setting. You’ll hear a bit of Gluck and a bit of his stylistic rival, Piccinni. Couperin and Lully and Rameau show up, too. Leaping over the years, Strauss even glances at his own Ariadne auf Naxos and Daphne. And among the literary allusions, count Pascal, Voltaire, Metastasio, all delivered with the lightest of touches. As is usual with Capriccio these days, director Tim Albery fast-forwards the action from its intended 1775. The current show sets the scene in the 1950s, 10 or so years after the opera’s 1942 premier, and splits the action into two acts—likewise a usual practice. Albery chops the setting in two as well. A pair of bleak Bauhaus-y wings frame the chateau’s glazed, gilded central pavilion, all very Louis Quinze. It’s Tobias Hoheisel’s design. You get used to it. But not to the fact that six non-descript stringplayers saw away onstage during the sublime opening
“Check out this book I’m reading, Harry Potter Sr.,” says this woman. “It’s about how Strauss rules.”
sextet. Subtle? Uh-uh. Contrary to the score? Yes. Destructive to the fragile mood and temper of the piece? Totally. Matters improve, Gott sei Dank. Noel Coward hovers amiably over the first half, with bright young things sipping cocktails amid the fervent love-declarations. Ben Bliss makes his SFO debut playing a nerdy Flamand whose pleasant, light lyric tenor is easy on the ear. SFO veteran baritone Joshua Hopkins, the more passionate Olivier, comes across as quite the ardent suitor. In another debut singing the earthy-flirty Count, Madeleine’s brother, the warm and capable baritone Craig Verm makes a vigorous impression, although I need to give him my tailor’s address. David Govertsen, as the theater impresario La Roche, blusters mightily, his Trumpery all-about-me monologue hogging the stage as intended. Shelley Jackson and apprentice Galeano Salas exude charm and petulance as the Italian singers. In a bit of grand luxe casting, Susan Graham plays Clairon—the très chic actress who’s captured the Count’s wandering eye. Elegant and worldly, she looks like she’s ready to jump aboard the next available yacht. And as Strauss’ multi-faceted, somewhat enigmatic Countess, Amanda Majeski provides a poised central figure. She’s played the vulnerable aristocrat in the past—Countess Almaviva in Mozart’s Figaro. Here Majeski, still warming to the role, sings from the heart in a role that’s a semi-composite of the com-
poser’s great heroines, the Marschallin and Ariadne. It’s a limpid, lucid portrayal, nowhere more distinctive than in the searching final monologue, Strauss’ most enraptured. Even the servants get a droll, swift commentary on their betters. Alan Grossman’s excellent Monsieur Taupe, the sleepy, left-behind prompter, prompts the action into a philosophic mode. I cherish the memory of a long-ago Glyndebourne production when the 85-year-old Hugues Cuenod defined the role for good and all. In a neat touch, the Major Domo, Adrian Smith, gets made-up to be a Strauss look-alike. Dancer Beth Miller delights us in her baroque divertissement, choreography by Jodi Melnick. In a welcome return to the SFO pit, Leo Hussain leads a loving, ever-so-nuanced account of this captivating score. Albery’s direction, after that initial stumble, proceeds apace, aptly aided by Hoheisel’s country-house costumes. Madeleine’s two sumptuous gowns might have emerged from the atelier of Charles James. But I need to modify that opening steal from Jane Austen. Let’s try Pirandello instead: eight characters in search of an opera. CAPRICCIO 8:30 pm Wednesday July 27. $15-$243. Santa Fe Opera, 301 Opera Drive 986-5900
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THE CALENDAR use term ‘intersex.’ That’s entirely up to her.” Follow Alice Dreger on Twitter @AliceDreger.
I’m 28 years old and live in the Midwest. I’m intersex, but I identify as female. I am not out about being born intersex. Due to surgeries and hormones, I look like a fairly attractive female. I have been hanging out with a chill hetero guy, and things are getting very flirty. Is it unethical of me to not disclose my intersex-ness to him? -In New Terrific Erotic Romance “We all have to make decisions about what we disclose to partners or potential partners and when we disclose it,” said Alice Dreger, historian of medicine and science, sex researcher, and author. Dreger, for readers who may not be familiar with her, is the Founding Board Chair of the Intersex Society of North America and the author of Galileo’s Middle Finger: Heretics, Activists, and One Scholar’s Search for Justice. Intersex, for readers who may not be familiar with the word, is an umbrella term covering dozens of different inborn conditions. “They all involve someone having something other than the standard male or standard female body as those are defined by doctors,” explained Dreger. “There are lots of different ways to be intersex, including some so subtle that you might never even know you had that particular variation of development.” So that chill hetero boy you’re thinking about disclosing your intersex-ness to, INTER? He could be intersex himself and not know it. But you do know it, and does “knowing it” obligate you to disclose? “Lying is a bad idea, of course, but she’s not lying by presenting herself as a woman and identifying as a woman,” said Dreger. “She is a woman, just one whose body came with some parts that aren’t common to most women, or maybe lacking some parts that are common to most women (depending on her particular intersex condition).” Dreger suggests making a mental list of the things a long-term partner might want, need, or a have a right to know about your history and your body. Then using your best judgment, INTER, decide what to share with him and when to share it. “For example,” said Dreger, “if this chill hetero guy talks about wanting kids someday, and the letter writer is infertile, she might want to mention sooner rather than later that she was born with a condition that left her infertile. Do her genitals look or work differently than he might be expecting? If so, she might think about when it would be best to give him some guidance about how her body is a little different and what works best for her.” Each of us has to balance our partner’s legitimate right to certain information, INTER, with our right to medical privacy as well as our physical and emotional safety. “There’s no reason for her to feel like she has to announce, ‘I’m an intersex woman.’ She could opt to say, at some point, ‘I was born with congenital adrenal hyperplasia,’ or ‘I was born with androgen insensitivity syndrome,’ or whatever her specific condition might be, and then answer his questions,” said Dreger. “If the label ‘intersex’ were part of her core identity— a critical part of who she feels she is—then she might want to tell him early on, just as someone might talk about her ethnicity if that’s really important to her. But otherwise, she can disclose just like non-intersex people do with regard to fertility, sexual health, sexual sensation, sexual preferences, and sexual function— at a pace and in a way that promotes a good relationship and makes you feel honest and understood. And no one can tell her she has to
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My husband looks at porn… porn of women with a body type almost the polar opposite of mine… Example: big boobs and tattoos… Does that mean he’s no longer attracted to my body? I’m so confused… He says I’m hot and sexy, but what he looks at does NOT make me feel that way. -Personally Offended Regarding Nudes Is it possible your partner is attracted to… more than one body type? Example: Your body type and its polar opposite? And if your partner were looking at porn that featured women with your exact body type… would you feel affirmed? Or would you be writing to ask me why your husband looks at porn of women with your exact body type when he can look at you? And is your husband sharing his porn with you… or are you combing through his browser history? Either way, PORN, if looking at what he’s looking at makes you sad… maybe you should stop looking at what he’s looking at? And if he’s not neglecting you sexually… if he isn’t just saying he finds you hot and sexy but showing you he does… why waste time policing his fantasies? People enjoy what they have and fantasize about what they don’t. So long as we don’t take what we have for granted… it’s not a problem… unless we decide to make it one. What are your favorite uses for the butt plug besides putting it in your own butt or someone else’s butt? -Fun Faggy Question They make lovely paperweights, FFQ, and perfectly proportioned pacifiers for adult babies. But at our place, we use decommissioned butt plugs to play cornhole—which is a beanbag toss game that became popular in the Midwest some years after I moved to the West Coast. (It’s true. Google it.) When I was a kid, we were instructed to run from drunk uncles at family picnics who suggested a little cornholing before dinner. But that was then. We all have to die, Dan. How would you most like to go? -Genuinely Not A Threat In a tragic rimming accident. My partner and I got married last weekend. For his vows, he wrote a hilarious, wonderful song. (He’s a professional singer in Los Angeles, so the song was pretty spectacular.) I’m a Femme Dom who loves ropes, while he’s pretty vanilla. Despite that, we’ve had a dynamite sex life for the last eight years, in part because he’s so GGG. Early on, I got him to start reading your column, and that concept made a huge impression on him. Here’s the verse from his song/vows that you inspired: “Now next I should obey you / But that one’s a little tricky / I’m what you call “vanilla”/ And on top of that I’m picky / Instead of blind obedience / I hope it’s understood / I promise to continue / Being giving, game, and good!” Thanks for all you do! -Beloved Revels In Dan’s Love Education Congrats on your wedding, BRIDLE, and thanks for a lovely note—one that will give hope to kink-discordant couples everywhere. Perfect fits, sexually speaking, are rare. But whip a little GGG into the mix, and that imperfect fit can become a perfect match! On the Lovecast, Dan chats with the directors of the movie Tickled: savagelovecast.com
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POETICS Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 He makes acoustic poetry, which is what his name promises. 9 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native flute and Spanish guitar come together in a unique blend of ethnic sounds. 7 pm, free SACRED WORLD KIRTAN SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: JENNIFER KOH St. Francis Auditorium at NM Art Museum 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The superstar violinist gives a recital consisting of a variety of compositions. Don’t miss her almost unbelivable skills. 6 pm, $10 STEPHEN PITTS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 The singer-songwriter plays originals on the deck. 5 pm, free TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action. The smoothest around. 6 pm, free
OPERA ROMÉO ET JULIETTE Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 Soprano Ailyn Pérez is Juliette and tenor Stephen Costello sings the star-crossed lover, Roméo. The love story of all love stories becomes new in Gounod’s composition. 8:30 pm, $15-$282
THEATER ART Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Nicholas Ballas, Robert Nott and Jonathan Richards star in the Tony-winner directed by Robert Benedetti. When one of three best friends buys an all white painting, art and its nature come into question. 7:30 pm, $20 OPUS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 B Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Directed by Staci Robbins and written by Michael Hollinger, the play follows a quartet of musicians who replace their male violinist with a young girl and the story unfolds. 7:30 pm, $15 THE PILLOWMAN Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Jeff Nell directs the dark comedy, which explores the idea of life imitating art when a writer is questioned about the similarities between his short stories and recently discovered child killings (see SFR Picks, page 75). 7:30 pm, $25
SANTA FE SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY: ROMEO AND JULIET Monte Del Sol Charter School Courtyard 4157 Walking Rain Road, 490-6271 The Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents the tragic tale and its sixth season. All of these performances happen in the school's courtyard, so it should be pretty pretty. 6 pm, $5
SAT/30 BOOKS/LECTURES BEEKEEPING IN THE SANTA FE AREA Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Learn bee anatomy, history and everything else you need to know to have your own thriving beehive in your backyard. How good is that idea? Sayonara, store-bought garbage honey! 1 pm, $25 SPANISH MARKET BOOK SALE Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Nab books at great prices on the sidewalk in front of the downtown location with a plentitude of books about the Southwest and New Mexico. 9 am, free
DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with featured artist Estefania Ramirez and his company, Entreflamenco featured in the Maria Benitez Cabaret, built specifically for flamenco performances. 8 pm, $25-$50 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Spanish wine, Spanish food, Spanish dancing. Spanish language, Spanish fly. Spanish! 6:30 pm, $25 SUMMER SWING DANCE Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Jump ‘n' jive your evening away in a crowd of cool cats who have rad moves, and get yourself some of those moves in an hour long class led by Mike and Elli before the dance begins. 7 pm, $20
EVENTS HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 With food trucks, art and demonstrations by equestrians and artists, the day of equine celebration and appreciation has something to entertain the whole family. 8 am - 4 pm, free
KAWANO SHOKO: ARTIST DEMONSTRATION TAI Modern 1601 Paseo de Peralta, 984-1387 The bamboo artist demonstrates his process in the gallery. 3:30 pm, free SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET Santa Fe Railyard Plaza Guadalupe Street and Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 Check out the great selection of local produce, meats and cheeses you can get directly from the farmer. 7 am- 1 pm, free TRADITIONAL SPANISH MARKET Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, The market offers a huge selection of traditional Spanish arts from santeros to tinwork, with lots of spectacular work to feast your eyes on. 8 am, free UNDISPUTEDLY STRONG Salvador Perez Park 601 Alta Vista St., 926-2677 Coach Lorenzo Hernandez and the fitness community at Undisputed Fitness comes together for a competition and show of strength with competitions in three different weight classes for both men and women. $60 fee to compete. 8 am, free
FOOD ARROYO VINO FARM STAND Arroyo Vino 218 Camino La Tierra, 983-2100 Grab farm-fresh produce or starter plants along with a freshly baked croissant and a cup of coffee. 9 am, Free
MUSIC ALL HAIL THE YETI The Underground 200 W San Francisco St., 819-1597 The revered metal band, who dominated the Hollywood metal scene and produced their newest album, Screams From A Black Wilderness, with Matt Hyde of Slayer, plays the downstairs venue. Holy metal gods! 9:30 pm, $10 CAL HAINES QUARTET El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Haines on drums, Horace Young on saxophone, Colin Double on bass and Jim Ahrend on piano. Together they play classic jazz. 7:30 pm, free CHANGO Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 They play the best rock' n' roll covers. 8:30 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery plays the piano like a master. 6:30 pm, free
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THE GYPSY PLAYBOYS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Gypsy swing, jazz and rockabilly are some genres the Texas playboys like to cover. They throw in some country, too! 7 pm, free HALF BROKE HORSES Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Honky-tonk and Americana done so well, we almost like it. 7 pm, free HARTLESS Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 This rock group is made up of powerful women vocalists. 10 pm, free JOHN KURZWEG El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Rock out with Kurzweg at the tequila joint. 8:30 pm, $5 NEW MEXICO JAZZ FESTIVAL: DR. LONNIE SMITH'S 'EVOLUTION' Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Playing for over 50 years to master the intuition of jazz, Smith does the organ with skills like you’ve never seen. 7:30 pm, $20 ORNETC. Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 The group plays jazz and loves doing it. 6 pm, free OVER THE RHINE Center Stage 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 Linford Detweiler and Karin Bergquist play soothing Americana-folk. They named their group after the Cincinnati apartment where they started writing music over 20 years ago. 7:30 pm, $33 QUANTUM THROW AND ANGELO HARMSWORTH Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Music and art combine for an entertaining evening as Throw makes digital projection artworks and Harmsworth plays the soundtrack. Don’t forget about all the pretty lights! And Harmsworth is pretty good. 6 pm, free REPLENISH: OCTOSYNTHESIS Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Auditory replenishment and succulent beats ... whatever the hell that means. Naw, we’re just playin’! It’s good stuff! 10 pm, $7 RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 The long-beloved Santa Fe institution plays Native flute and Spanish guitar. That’s right—Roybal is an effing institution; what have you ever done? 7 pm, free
Every artist at POP Gallery’s upcoming Memento Mori show opening Thursday, July 28, brings something brilliant to the table but, with respect, former Santa Fean Marie Sena is the one to watch. By melding designs from tattoo, santero, medical illustration and more, Sena’s retablos bring a modern twist on a decidedly New Mexican artform. We spoke to Sena, who now lives in Dallas, about the show. (Alex De Vore) It seems like not a lot of people outside the tattoo world know your background is in medical illustration? Isn’t that crazy? There’s not a lot of people who realize there’s this very small niche industry there or the discipline behind the charts you see at the doctor or the illustrations in a medical textbook. I kind of stumbled into it accidentally. It was this two-year master’s at UT Southwestern and it was kind of like med school boot camp. I was in the med classes learning everything that the med students were learning. I liked it because it was like art for a purpose, art for more than art’s sake. Your work is steeped in tattoo and also religious iconogrpahy. Did you grow up religious or did you just like the imagery? Both. I was in Catholic school since kindergarten, but I’m also always drawn to old religious iconography or, like, Albrecht Durer engravings. Being raised in New Mexico around all these churches, it’s just something that’s always going to be a part of me. I’ve been doing Spanish Market since 1996, and that artwork is such an undeniably specific part of New Mexico. And POP Gallery is your exclusive representation here? They are! I was a big fan pretty much right from when they opened and I was lucky to develop a relationship with them so that when I was starting to look for representation, they just said, “Sure!” Aren’t they just such a cool space?
SANTA FE BANDSTAND SOUTHSIDE: BLUSOL BAND San Isidro Plaza 3462 Zafarano Drive, 471-1067 R&B, country, Latin and soul played by the Albuquerque band. Cheers to the Bandstand for including the Southside. 6 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: JENNIFER KOH St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The chamber music champ gives a violin recital of Bach's "Solo Violin Sonata No 2" and "Partita for Solo Violin No 2." 5 pm, $47
SCHOLA CANTORUM OF SANTA FE: SING ME TO IRELAND Scottish Rite Center 463 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4414 Hear songs from Medieval Irish monasteries and the Baroque period. 8 pm, free SO SOPHISTICATED WITH DJ 12 TRIBE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Jam out to hip hop, mainstream and EDM. Skylight is a place to be on Saturday nights if you didn’t get enough top 40 during your work week. 9 pm, $7 CONTINUED ON PAGE 87
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Keynote Presentation:
HUMAN BY DESIGN: The Power to Thrive in Life’s Extremes
Five time New York Times best-selling author, internationally renowned as a pioneer in bridging science, spirituality and the real world
GREGG BRADEN
Saturday, Aug. 6, 9am–5:30pm James A. Little Theater, 1060 Cerrillos Rd.
$110 for 7 CECs Southwestern College’s New Earth Institute Presents the 35th Annual
STARS OF AMERICAN BALLET
Transformation & Healing Conference AUGUST 3–7, 2016
Wed.–Fri. Workshops, Aug. 3–5, at SWC Campus, 3960 San Felipe Rd. • New Heaven & New Earth: The Reflexive Power of Soul • Andean Ceremonies of Unity • Lifesongs and Creative Aging • Sassy, Outrageous Hope • Journaling for Resilience • Ceremony and Consciousness • Opening the Heart of Healing • The Spiritual Gifts of Service • Calling Forth the Divine Therapist • The Transformational Power of Grief • Intro. to Nonviolent Communication $40 each 3 hr. workshop for 3 CECs
LEE CARTWRIGHT Mending Broken Hearts
Sunday, August 7, 1–4pm Center for Spiritual Living, 505 Camino de los Marquez
Lee will present a simple, anatomically-based approach for the lasting healing of a broken heart.
$60 for 3 CECs uTo REGISTER for any event or for a complete brochure visit www.swc.edu
“An unapologetic showcase of virtuosity” —Boston Globe
A special thank you to Andrew Davis and the Davis Family
Principals and soloists of the New York City Ballet will perform to live music in two distinct, exhilarating programs. Wednesday, August 10 | 7:30 pm Thursday, August 11 | 7:30 pm Pre-concert talks with Daniel Ulbricht & Linda Monich | 6:30 pm Lensic Performing Arts Center
TICKETS: PerformanceSantaFe.org 505 984 8759 TicketsSantaFe.org 505 988 1234
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THE CALENDAR STAN KILLIAN Gig Performance Space 1808 Second St. The Texas-born, New Yorkbased tenor saxophonist, who has released two albums and played venues around the country, makes his debut in the Land of Enchantment, playing his jazz originals. 7:30 pm, $20 TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action. Seriously, so smooth Binkley plays his nearly-nightly spot. 6 pm, free WAKE SELF Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 780-4458 Hear hip hop with a reggaevibe from the New Mexican band, hot off their Eurpoean tour. Reviva opens. 9 pm, $15 WESTIN MCDOWELL & THE SHINERS CLUB Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Upbeat swingin’ jazz in the sunshine of the Tavern deck. We love McDowell and think you should love him as well. 3 pm, free
OPERA VANESSA Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 An affluent woman lives with all the clocks on her walls frozen in time, reflecting the moment her lover left her long ago. But one day, a young man arrives at her doorstep, and the plot twists and unfolds. Erin Wall sings Vanessa. 8:30 pm, $15-$286
THEATER ART Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Nicholas Ballas, Robert Nott and Jonathan Richards star in the Tony-winner directed by Robert Benedetti. When one of three best friends buys an all-white painting, art and its nature come into question. 7:30 pm, $20 OPUS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 B Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Directed by Staci Robbins with an impressive cast, including Eli Goodman, who has been on shows like Dexter and The Mentalist. The play follows a quartet of musicians that replaces their male violinist with a young, talented girl. 7:30 pm, $15 THE PILLOWMAN Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A dark comedy directed by Jeff Nell, which explores the idea of life imitating art when a writer is questioned about similarities between his writing and recent killings (see SFR Picks, page 75). 7:30 pm, $25
SANTA FE SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY: ROMEO AND JULIET Monte del Sol Charter School 4157 Walking Rain Road, 982-5225 The Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents the tragic tale and its sixth season. All of these performances happen in the school's courtyard, so it should be pretty pretty. 6 pm, $5
SUN/31 BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: AARON STERN Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Take a peek into the philosophies and practices of the Academy for the Love of Learning with Stern, the president and co-founder. 11 am, free NATACHEE MOMADAY GRAY AND GARY WORTH MOODY: POETRY READING Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Momaday Gray won the UNM Lena Todd award for her poetry, and Worth is author of Occoquan. They read selections from their respective poetic portfolios. 5:30 pm, free
DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 SUMMER The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with featured artist Estefania Ramirez and his company, Entreflamenco. 8 pm, $25-$50 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 More drinking, more dancing, more tapas-inspired food. 6:30 pm, $25
EVENTS HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 Food trucks, art, demonstrations by equestrians, artists and more. 8 am - 4 pm, free TRADITIONAL SPANISH MARKET Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, The market offers a huge selection of traditional Spanish arts from santeros to tinwork and beyond. 8 am, free
MUSIC BRITT ALEXANDER El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Rockin' classics by rockin' dudes. 7 pm, free DON CURRY Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Curry is a classic rocker who plays rock covers. 8 pm, free
DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery does his nearlynightly thing on the keys, and does a damn fine job. 6:30 pm, free FESTIVAL OF SONG: ANGELA MEADE Scottish Rite Center 463 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4414 An Earth-shaking vocalist who has performed in Opera houses around the world like the Met Opera, Meade sings an impressive program, including Bellini, Strauss and Puccini. 4 pm, $45 KEY FRANCES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 They play psychedelic rock, so fire up the blacklight. 3 pm, free NEW MEXICO JAZZ FESTIVAL: LISA FISCHER & GRAND BATON Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Fischer is responsible for the back up vocals in some of the most famous acts in the world like the Rolling Stones. Her story was the subject of a 2013 documentary, Twenty Feet From Stardom, and she realizes her lifelong dream of making her own music with her Afro-fusion group, Grand Baton. 7:30 pm, $20 SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Mendelssohn and Schubert compositions performed by Teng Li, Marc Neikrug, Jennifer Gilbert and more. 6 pm, $15 THE SHINERS CLUB Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Ragtime and vaudeville. Vintage swing, jazz and blues. Escape the 2000’s. 7 pm, free THE SUGAR MOUNTAIN BAND Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Lunchtime country rock songs, on a Sunday so it’s okay to drink. Noon, free TONE AND COMPANY Evangelo's 200 W. San Francisco St., 982-9014 The lineup always changes at Tone’s weekly invitational jam, so you will have to stop by to see what’s on the menu. 8:30 pm, $5
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trunk show Delight Van Dame July 29 - 31 New Summer Collection
THEATER ART Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Nicholas Ballas, Robert Nott and Jonathan Richards star in the Tony-winner directed by Robert Benedetti, which examines the idea of art. 2 pm, $20
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OPUS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 B Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Directed by Staci Robbins with an impressive cast, including Eli Goodman who has been on shows like Dexter and The Mentalist. The play follows a quartet of male musicians that replaces their violinist with a young, talented girl. Written by Michael Hollinger. 3 pm, $15 THE PILLOWMAN Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A dark comedy directed by Jeff Nell explores the idea of life imitating art when a writer is questioned about similarities between his short stories and recent child murders (see SFR Picks, page 75). 2 pm, $25 SANTA FE SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY: ROMEO AND JULIET Monte Del Sol Charter School Courtyard 4157 Walking Rain Road, 490-6271 The Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents the tragic tale and its sixth season. And all of these performances happen in the school's courtyard, so it should be pretty pretty. 6 pm, $5
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FLAMENCO Ignite your senses. Experience world-class Spanish dance. Maria Benitez Cabaret
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ARBEIT: FRANK AND HIS DREAM 5. Gallery 2351 Fox Road, Ste. 700 Works by Wes Mills, Rodger Walker, Chris Alia and others fill a brand new gallery space that sent us about the coolest press release of all time (see SFR Picks, page 75). 5 pm, free
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Antonio “... is Flamenco and Flamenco is him.” Art magazine
KATHY HOWARD AND DIANA PARDUE Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 The academic ladies, and cocurators of at Heard Museum, talk about Fred Harvey and the Grand Canyon in their lecture. 6 pm, $12 SHORT SHORT STORIES Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Bring your own short work and read it aloud. Make it shortshort, like under-five-minutesshort. 6:30 pm, free
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Estefania is “ The queen of Flamenco in Santa Fe...” Pasatiempo photo: Morgan Smith
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ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 World-renowned Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with featured artist Estephanie Rivera in the Maria Benitez Cabaret, built specifically for flamenco performance. 8 pm, $25-$50
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SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: YOUTH CONCERT St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Talented young musicians Jennifer Frautschi, Clive Greensmith and Shai Wosner dazzle on the violin, cello and piano respectively (see Music, page 81). 10 am, free
OPERA DON GIOVANNI Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 The womanizer who gave his name to all womanizers (Don Juan) stars in the tale of his inability to keep it in his pants. 8:30 pm, $15-$307
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SHAKESPEARE TALKS! MERCHANT OF VENICE PANEL DISCUSSION Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 A panel discussion with: Rabbi Ron Wittenstein; scholar Natalie Elliot; dramaturg Robin Williams; theater historian Peggy Laurel; and ISC Artistic Director Ariana Karp. 6 pm, $10
BREAKFAST WITH O'KEEFFE Georgia O'Keeffe Museum 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 The lecture, which includes a continental breakfast, takes a look into the O'Keeffe exhibit at the Tate Modern Museum in London, the largest installation of her work in Europe to date. 9 am, $15 HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 With food trucks, art and demonstrations by equestrians and artists, the day of equine celebration and apprecation has something to entertain the whole family. 8 am - 4 pm, free
ENTREFLAMENCO 2016 The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 Spanish flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents a summer performance with Estefania Ramirez. 8 pm, $25-$50
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BILL HEARNE TRIO La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Classic country and/or Americana jams played by the Best of Santa Fe winner. 7:30 pm, free COWGIRL KARAOKE WITH MICHÉLE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michele Leidig, Queen of Santa Fe Karaoke, hosts this night of amateurish fun. 9 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery does his keyrocking, nearly-nightly thing. 6:30pm, free ÖTZI The Underground 200 W San Francisco St., 819-1597 The Oakland-based deathrockers are joined by DJ Blackdeath. ¡Rawk! 8 pm, $10 SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Listen to Mendelssohn and Schubert compositions in a night of music no violin-lover should miss. Performances by Teng Li, Marc Neikrug, Jennifer Gilbert and more. 6 pm, $15
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HIPICO SANTA FE Equestrian Event Center 100 S. Polo Drive, 447-0999 This full day of equine celebration and appreciation has something to entertain the whole family. 8 am - 4 pm, free SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET SOUTHSIDE Santa Fe Place Mall 4250 Cerrillos Road, 473-4253 Grab farm-fresh fruits, vegetables and starter plants. Have a refreshing apple cider snow cone and put the proverbial cherry on top. 3 pm, free
MUSIC AMITABHAN: SONGS OF THE SPIRIT Fresh Santa Fe 2855 Cooks Road Studio A, 270-2654 The singer-songwriter focuses on messages of peace and connection in his music. 7:30 pm, $10 BILL HEARNE TRIO La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 These guys play Americana music and blow all the minds and do all the things you want them to do. Hearne is a goddamn legend and, as such, we afford him the respect that he deserves. Love him or die, Santa Fe ... Love him or die. 7:30 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 91
business in Croatia eventually propelled Ritchel back to the Land of Enchantment. “A real pull for me back to New Mexico was the land,” says Ritchel. “I can never really explain it, but I just feel really grounded here.” After a few months in Albuquerque, she made the move to Santa Fe and worked her way into the art community. The “toy village” that Ritchel remembered quickly revealed itself to be a city packed with rich histories and invigorating contemporary art. “I was just pounding the pavement. There were so many galleries to see, and I realized that no one was really facilitating that,” she says. “There were a lot of tour guides doing historic walks, but nobody focusing specifically on art. I thought, ‘Well, I’m here, why not start?’” Ritchel conducted her first tours on Canyon Road last December, guiding participants on a two-hour jaunt through three or four art spaces on what she calls “The Canyon Road Quickie.” These tours often begin at Art House, the Thoma Art Foundation’s noncommercial art space on Delgado Street that exhibits historic and contemporary new media work. The gallery’s glowing, often interactive art pieces immediately shatter Canyon Road’s reigning paradigm of crumbling adobe and stodgy landscape paintings. “When I look for work to engage with on a tour, it can’t just be a pretty picture,” Ritchel tells SFR. “There has to be a conversation point, a point of entry. I look for things that spark compelling interpretations.” She’ll often pass out cards that prompt tour participants to interact with objects in unexpected ways and verbalize their gut reactions. Ritchel mashes up different art interpretation tools like the
Santa Fe Elaine Ritchel flips the script with interactive Santa Fe art tours BY J O R DA N E D DY @jordaneddyart
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ne afternoon late last summer, Elaine Ritchel wandered into the courtyard of the Historic Santa Fe Foundation on Canyon Road and pressed her palm against a wall. It was made of crumbling mud and rough straw—so different from the recently re-stuccoed outer exterior of the 1850s structure. Ritchel had been exploring different corners of the famous art street since moving to Santa Fe the previous winter, and this tactile moment instantly transported her into a bohemian history. “It feels so different from the exterior, like a living, breathing wall,” says Ritchel. “It gave me a glimpse into the past, when Canyon Road was mostly artists selling work out of their studios.” In the last six months, Ritchel has recreated this moment many times with visitors from across the world as founder of Santa Fe Art Tours, a company that takes a decidedly experiential approach to its expeditions. Ritchel is an avid student of local art history, but many of the stops on her tours reveal an edgier, more contemporary side of the art scene. The young entrepreneur viscerally bridges Santa Fe’s radical past with its rapidly changing present. “When I was living in Albuquerque, I thought, ‘Oh, Santa Fe is such a tourist town,’” says Ritchel. Her family moved from Bloomington, Indiana to Albuquerque when she was 14 years old. They would occasionally visit Santa Fe to attend art shows. “I think I read an article once that described Santa Fe as ‘precious,’ and that seemed perfect to me, especially compared to raw, gritty Albuquerque, which is so stark and expansive,” she says. “Santa Fe seemed like this toy village of adobe.” When she arrived in Santa Fe, Ritchel had recently returned to New Mexico from a three-year stay in Croatia. She had earned her bachelor’s and master’s degrees in art history from the University of New Mexico and the University of Texas at Austin, respectively, and also completed some Croatian language courses. An internship at the UNM Art Museum sparked her interest in museum education. “Art history was the foundation and gave me the research skills, but then museum education was how I could transfer that love of art and what I was learning to a wider audience in a very personal way,” she says. In her time overseas, Ritchel fought bouts of homesickness by reading Mabel Dodge Luhan’s memoirs. European modernism was her primary focus in college, but New Mexico modernism—and the expansive terrain that electrified the movement— became a new obsession. Struggles to obtain a work visa and start an independent museum education
Feldman method (describe, analyze, interpret and evaluate) and museum-ed based techniques to create these activities. These tactics reverse the roles of the tour guide and her participants. At Chiaroscuro Contemporary, Ritchel prompts her clients to examine at the work of sculptor and aerialist Jamie Hamilton from acrobatic angles and discuss what they see. At the Vivo Contemporary artist collaborative, she drums up a Q&A with an artist who’s working in the space. “I always liken it to keeping things in my back pocket,” says Ritchel. “I’ll do a bunch of research on an artist and spend time with the work, but then I hold all that information close until we get to interpretation and I can link it to something that someone else has said.” Ritchel says Santa Fe’s changing art scene has been an inspiration to her professional pursuits. Her unconventional approach to art exploration fits right into a new wave of creative energy here. “I definitely think something is happening in Santa Fe,” she says. “There are all of these younger people, younger artists, and artists doing more contemporary work that you wouldn’t expect to find in Santa Fe. It’s kind of this undercurrent right now, which is all the more reason to have someone here helping visitors tap into it. It’s very cool, and very unique.” Ritchel’s tours are reservation-only, and can be arranged at santafearttours.com. In addition to her Canyon Road tours, she guides clients through galleries and museums in different art districts around town. She plans to launch a series of artist studio tours in the near future.
On her tours, Elaine Ritchel wants to show artworks that cause tangible emotional reactions.
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THE CALENDAR DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery plays classics with major talent at his nearly-nightly spot. He’s got an impressive repertoire and is bound to play one of your favorites. 6:30 pm, free POETICS ON THE PATIO Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Musical poetry from DJ Poetics on the patio. Enjoy sunshine and tunes and probably a lot of top 40 hits and some EDM and some mainstream whateverness. 7 pm, free
SANTA FE BANDSTAND: CHANGO AND BILL D & THE HOODOOS Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, 471-1067 Rock covers, rock not-covers. This will be pretty cool, probably. And it’s always a good experience if it gets you to spend some hours in the perfection that is Santa Fe-summer weather. 6 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: SHAI WOSNER St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Wosner plays Dvorak, Gershwin and Schubert in
this piano recital. Part of the Chamber Music Festival, which we’ve heard is a big deal. 12 pm, $36
OPERA LA FANCIULLA DEL WEST Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 This is a story of Western romance that takes place in old-timey saloons with pistol-drawing characters and soprano Patricia Racette as heroine, Minnie. 8:30 pm, $15-$286
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EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS 334 Los Pinos Road, 471-2261 GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Far Wide Texas; Georgia O’Keeffe. HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, (575) 758-9826 Mabel Dodge Luhan & Company: American Moderns and the West. Ken Price, Death Shrine I. Agnes Martin Gallery. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ART 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Lloyd Kiva New: Art, Design and Influence. Through July 31.
MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Into the Future: Culture Power in Native American Art. Lanscape of an Artist: Living Treasure Dan Namingha. MUSEUM OF INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo,476-1200 Multiple Visions: A Common Bond. Flamenco: From Spain to New Mexico. Both through Sept. 11. Sacred Realm. The Morris Miniature Circus. MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 Chimayó: A Pilgrimage Through Two Centuries. NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Lowriders, Hoppers and Hot Rods: Car Culture of Northern
New Mexico. Through March 2017. NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Anne Noggle, Assumed Identities. Alcoves 16/17. PALACE OF THE GOVERNORS 105 W Palace Ave., 476-5100 Fractured Faiths: Spanish Judaism, The Inquisition and New World Identities. POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-3334 Ashley Browning, Perspective of Perception. The Past of the Govenors. WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 986-4636 Eveli, Energy and Significance
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Is it great? It’s in the neighborhood There is a smoked salmon croquette on the menu ($14), and we tried that, too. The pretty pink disc give (and take) directions in Santa Fe based ex- had a thin, crisp breading, and it clusively on restaurants, so when trying to ex- was a good size for a starter, but the plain to a girlfriend where to meet us for din- interior was too dry, and there was ner at 401 Neighborhood Fine Dining (401 no sauce to moisten it. If it came N Guadalupe, 989-3297), I told her, “Remember that with something like dilled sour place on Guadalupe that used to be the Swiss Bakery cream and a heartier bed of greens, and before that Corazón and before that WilLee’s?” it could be a very shareable appe(Trivia: In the 1980s, it was a deli called Becker’s, tizer or a satisfying low-carb main. where my electrician had his first job as a teenager.) In the middle of the menu are Well, the venue may be familiar, but this is the first some options that fill what is pertime I can remember the space housing something haps an overlooked middle ground like a date-night dinner restaurant, which is how I’d between little snack and big old describe its most recent incarnation. dinner. There’s a steak tartare The menu is heavy on small plates, although all of ($18), daily ceviche ($16), a Caethe dishes are presented on one page without being sar salad with duck fat croutons separated into categories. There are about a dozen and a very tempting plate of pâté things that appear to be starters and salads, includ- and pickles ($15) that comes with ing a nice plate of burrata ($15), a creamy-centered a chicken liver pâté, marmalade, relative of fresh mozzarella. The cheese was lovely, mustard caviar and toasts. An addiand it was paired nicely with a grilled half peach. It tion of duck rillettes costs $6, a cold was showered with green pumpkin seeds and swim- piece of poached foie gras is $12. ming in sweet balsamic, and though they were good At the bottom of the menu are garnishes, a lighter hand would have kept the focus more traditional entrees: lamb on the cheese and fruit. chops with wild mushroom risotto Other small plates include spicy ($22), steak fritAn apple galette was light on the apple. rosemary cashews ($6), Casteles ($29) and a vetrano olives ($6) and fried dill daily fish special. pickles ($8). These are all appeThe night we visJack’s). While we were there, Shaab held court at the tizing options for munching while ited, it was an orange roughy with bar, sat down with friends at their tables, mingled deciding on the next move. fingerling potatoes and fava beans with friends who popped in just to say hi. You can take The service A starter of potato chips ($6) ($28). that as the absolute definition of a neighborhood reshad mixed success at our table. We opted for the only pasta on taurant—or as a distraction from otherwise extremewas as close to The chips themselves were perthe menu, which was a dish of de- ly refined service. The interpretation is up to you. perfect as anyone fect—thin, crunchy and salty— lightful handmade pappardelle, for The restaurant has only been open since June, and but the smoked tomato aioli was some reason wrongly advertised it feels like everyone is still figuring out exactly what at our table had strange. The first impression was as linguine. Not that the discrep- 401 is supposed to be, including chef Laura Licona, a a pleasant smokiness, but as the ancy mattered to us—the noodles New Mexican who has just returned to Santa Fe after experienced in flavor continued to unfold, it got were great—but some people do years of cooking in Seattle. weird. One of my dining companfeel strongly about certain pasta Her food can be great! That pappardelle with Santa Fe. ions was sure it tasted like fish; shapes, so somebody probably mushrooms and parsley was simple and fantastic. after a few bites, I couldn’t shake should have mentioned, “Oh hey, But it can also miss (the salmon croquette or the the flavor of burnt marshmallow. the menu says linguine but the apple galette that was all crust and no apple). 401 has It was deeply perplexing. chef actually made pappardelle to- great potential to be the kind of place we love: comIt was kind of like going in for night.” fortable, unpretentious and with great food at reaa white Jelly Belly, thinking it’s That glitch aside, the service sonable prices. gonna be French vanilla, but then it turns out to be was as close to perfect as anyone at our table had exWe hope in the coming months the menu will debuttered popcorn, and your brain computer gives you perienced in Santa Fe. Our waiter was kind, friendly, velop more personality, more of a unique identity the spinning wheel of death for a minute while your helpful and informative; always there when we need- and more consistency. Then we’ll be telling people to taste buds try to reboot. ed him but never interrupting our conversation. May- meet us for drinks at Cowgirl: “Turn on to Guadalupe, How can smoked tomato aioli taste like fishy marsh- be it was because we found out he was from Spain, but go past Tomasita’s, past 401 and it’s up there on your mallow? Instant reality check: Did I ingest hallucino- the service felt European in its efficient minimalism. right.” genic drugs before dinner? Not today. Am I having AT A GLANCE That was juxtaposed by the aggressive friendlia seizure? Don’t think so. Could the tomatoes have ness of the host and proprietor, Jack Shaab, whose Open: 5:30 - 9:30 pm, Tuesday through Saturday been smoked on a rack above fish and maybe picked face is familiar from the many restaurants he’s been Best Bet: Burrata with grilled peach up some of the fish’s aroma? Mayyyybe. involved with over the years (Bistro 315, Il Piatto, Perfect For: Date night BY GWYNETH DOLAND t h e f o r k @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m
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Star Trek Beyond Review: Space Sadness by alex de vore alex@sfreporter.com
Space: the final frontier. An infinite vacuum of darkness wherein a film series can come out strong and full of promise but then eventually devolves into a by-the-numbers affair that repeatedly follows the same plotlines apparently forever and ever while its custodians
keep busy on other IPs like Star Wars. Thus is Star Trek Beyond. When we rejoin the crew of the Starship Enterprise in the midst of their 5-year mission to, uh, study … space stuff, tensions are high. James T Kirk (Chris Pine and his hairless chest) is listless, and his stalwart crew is feelin’ it, too. Crazy things have happened to these people, much of which we’ve seen
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formances—the writing is just boring; hackneyed, even. This is odd considering Simon Pegg’s usual caliber of work, but the infinite Star Trek loop of “crew gets in over their head/crew gets separated from ship/crew perseveres while doing whatever it takes to get things done” goes so beyond formulaic (maybe that’s the Beyond to which they were referring) that it’s borderline irritating. No new ground is tread whatsoever to the point that it’s hard to tell if Beyond is even actually different from 2013’s Into Darkness, only this time we don’t have Benedict Cumberbatch’s wild and wooly magnetism to even things out. As villains go, Elba ranks among the flattest, and his ultimate motive is so thin and tiresome that they could’ve easily chosen just about anything else for better results. Thus, the film feels lazy. Plot points are telegraphed so obviously, interactions feel forced and tiresome and, worst of all, audiences are underestimated. This particular reboot series certainly has promise and deserves credit for its alternate timeline subtext. That said, the filmmakers behind the series have done better before, and it sure would be nice if they’d try a little harder next time. STAR TREK BEYOND Directed by Justin Lin With Pine, Quinto, Cho, Pegg and Elba Violet Crown, Regal, DeVargas PG-13, 122 min.
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before, but it would seem the previous insanity they’ve faced wasn’t enough to stave off space-boredom. This is why, when the captain of an attacked ship appears alone in the Federation’s newest and most absurd space station and begs for help in retrieving her ship and crew, Kirk, Spock (a painfully boring Zachary Quinto of American Horror Story), Sulu (the always charismatic John Cho of Harold & Kumar, who is given a pointless twosecond “he’s gay, how novel” backstory that even pissed off the original Sulu, George Takei), Bones (Judge Dredd’s Karl Urban), Chekov (the late Anton Yelchin), Scotty (Simon Pegg, who also boasts a writing credit for this outing) and the rest of the gang jump at the chance to lend a hand. But of course the whole deal isn’t as it seems, and the Enterprise crew winds up stranded on some distant planet thanks to Krall (Idris Elba), a mysterious space-jerk who leads a species that utilizes swarm-like military space-tactics and who wants something the Enterprise has onboard. There’s also a shipwrecked alien named Jaylah (Sofia Boutella) hanging around who loves Public Enemy, cracks wise at every turn and uses space-gadgets to space-fight everyone. Krall is pretty furious for mysterious space-reasons, and he circumvents the aging process by space-vampiring the redshirts. And it’s weak. The promised peril never feels urgent, and it isn’t even that we can blame the actors for bad per-
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We’ll admit that we were, shall we say, apprehensive about Bridesmaids director Paul Feig’s new foray into the Ghostbusters universe. In our defense, that first trailer was horrible, and we were actually pretty much prepared to write the whole thing off. Crisis averted. The new cast is completely stellar, with enjoyable and hysterical performances from everyone. Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids) shines as pensive physicist Erin Gilbert who, earlier in life, wrote of the metaphysical with brash fellow scientist, Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy). Through a spooky series of events spurred by a mysteriously sinister hotel bellman, the pair, along with sassy subway worker Patty Tolan (SNL’s Leslie Jones) and ultra-weird/ ultra-genius Jillian Holtzmann (a scenestealing Kate McKinnon, also of SNL) get down to the business of bustin’ ghosts in the funniest of ways. Soon the fearsome foursome opens a lab/business of sorts, and along with their boneheaded receptionist, played brilliantly stupid by Thor’s Chris Hemsworth, they tackle horrors from the afterlife. Those who may look back to the original films with rose-colored glasses will find plenty to love here, so long as they haven’t completely made up their minds before they enter theaters (or they aren’t like
those ridiculous jerks who would hate a film just for having a female cast). An update hasn’t hurt the franchise whatsoever, and we’re a little confused by the ire since a vast number of films these days are either remakes, reboots or sourced from other material. This Ghostbusters strikes the perfect balance between new/funny enough and throwback/fan service-y enough to click our nostalgia into high gear. Pepper in shriek-worthy cameos from almost all of the original cast and supporting roles from fairly prominent actors and comedians like Michael K Williams, Matt Walsh, Zach Woods, Cecily Strong and many more, and we’ve got one of those fun summer blockbusters like they used to make. Oh sure, there’s a whole mess of CGI and a small number of missteps to nitpick, but as an overall product, Ghostbusters completely nails it. You ain’t afraid of that, are you? (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 116 min.
THE INFILTRATOR In the 1980s, cocaine was king, and South American drug lords were making just crazy bonkers money by exporting their product into America through various port cities like Miami. They had plenty of help from banks, too, and before anyone really realized it, the drug trade became a full-blown epidemic.
And that’s the setting for the new Bryan Cranston-led film, The Infiltrator. Based on a book by former undercover customs agent Robert Mazur, the story follows one of the largest drug busts in American history through the eyes of the agent himself (who became a fake money launderer) and looks into the brutal tactics employed by Pablo Escobar and his Medellín cartel. At first, it’s riveting to see the emotional and psychological toll it takes on the cops as they embed themselves into the drug trade through any means necessary, but there are ultimately too many tired devices utilized, and the film ends up lagging. It’s almost as if they had most of a great movie and then realized there wasn’t a strong ending, so they wrapped it up as quickly as possible. Cranston provides a perfectly fine performance as the embattled agent who repeatedly puts work ahead of family (though it seems to have no lasting effect one way or another on his marriage and home life, at least so far as we’re shown), and his fellow agents, played by John Leguizamo and Diane Kruger, provide little more than reactionary lines to his risky moves like, “Yeah, I’ve got your back!” Benjamin Bratt brings a certain oomph to his role as one of the bad guy higher-ups in the cartel, and his charming performance shows that sometimes undercover work CONTINUED ON PAGE 99
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2colto(3.75”) is totally super-hard when you start like x 7” calming and profound that I found myself getyour targets! Everyone else just kind of exists in a vacuum, and they wait for Cranston to be onscreen so they can do crazy-terrifying things to let us know just how much is on the line. For the most part, this works, but they never quite make us care enough about Cranston or Leguizamo (or anyone, for that matter). The Infiltrator is certainly not boring, but if you’re looking for anything more than a paintby-numbers thriller, based on a true story or not, this is not your film. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, R, 127 min.
THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS One begins to wonder how many “this is what the toys/pets/cars/planes/appliances do when you aren’t watching” films we’re expected to suffer through at this point, and The Secret Life of Pets isn’t helping. One of those odd-couple stories, Pets follows Max, a stereotypically dog-ish dog voiced by Louis CK—who we think probably just took the role because he has young daughters. Max totally loves his owner, Katie (a flat Ellie Kemper from Kimmy Schmidt), but when she brings home a dog named Duke (Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet), he has a hell of a time adjusting. Sure, they work it out after a series of zany adventures, but once the initial sickeningly cute factor has finished its fullfrontal assault, Pets cracks under the pressure of how many times we’ve already seen this movie. There’s an impressive cast featuring usually very funny actors and comedians like Albert Brooks, Jenny Slate, Steve Coogan and Dana Carvey, but not even they can save this movie from itself, and the formulaic drag of learning to love others for who they are remains tired. Most performances are fine, just fine, but Kevin Hart as an insane bunny (are we supposed to find it hilarious that a bunny probably wouldn’t talk or act like that?) is, at the risk of putting too fine a point on it, the absolute worst. Illumination Entertainment can be commended for their gorgeous and detailed New York City and for trying to throw in some weird stuff (like a psychedelic dreamland of living sausages singing from Grease), but even children will probably feel insulted by how utterly unfunny the final product winds up being. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, DeVargas, PG, 87 min.
YARN
Watching Icelandic yarn graffiti artist and sheep rancher Tinna Pórudóttir Porvaldsdóttir release her vibrant knitted objects into the world is so
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SWISS ARMY MAN Film newcomers Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert are collectively known as “Daniels” for some reason, and the pair has come out swingin’ with Swiss Army Man, an indie-ish film about what it is to be alive. It’s a lesson that Paul Dano (Little Miss Sunshine) learns, ironically, from a corpse played by Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter, duh) CONTINUED ON PAGE 101
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relatable neurotic and unhinged lunatic wherein we feel along with him despite ourselves and see our own shortcomings in his openness. But everything is just so preciously selfindulgent that by the time the credits roll and the “twist” ending begins to sink in, the whole journey just seems kind of silly. Or monumentally depressing—we can’t really decide. Radcliffe, however, is practically perfect, and his mostly motionless take on a 20-something dead guy who is also basically a newborn provides some brilliantly timed laughs. There’s a fine line between legitimate eccentricity and forced weirdness, and though it’s hard to pinpoint exactly where Swiss Army Man falls on that spectrum, it’ll probably only be enjoyed by a very specific kind of moviegoer. This isn’t to say it isn’t worth a watch, more like it’s really just only OK and pretty much everyone else can just wait for it to hit Netflix in the coming months. (ADV) Violet Crown, R, 97 min.
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) For many years, my occupation was “starving artist.” I focused on improving my skills as a writer and musician, even though those activities rarely earned me any money. To ensure my survival, I worked as little as necessary at low-end jobs—scrubbing dishes at restaurants, digging ditches for construction companies, delivering newspapers in the middle of the night, and volunteering for medical experiments. During the long hours spent doing tasks that had little meaning to me, I worked diligently to remain upbeat. One trick that worked well was imagining future scenes when I would be engaged in TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The people of many cultures exciting creative work that paid me a decent wage. It took a while, but eventually those visions materialized in have imagined the sun god as possessing masculine my actual life. I urge you to try this strategy in the qualities. But in some traditions, the Mighty Father is incomplete without the revitalizing energies of the Divine coming months, Libra. Harness your mind’s eye in the Mother. The Maoris, for example, believe that every night service of generating the destiny you want to inhabit. the solar deity has to marinate in her nourishing uterine SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You have every right to celbath. Otherwise he wouldn’t be strong enough to rise in ebrate your own personal Independence Day sometime the morning. And how does this apply to you? Well, you soon. In fact, given the current astrological omens, you’d currently have resemblances to the weary old sun as it be justified in embarking on a full-scale emancipation dips below the horizon. I suspect it’s time to recharge spree in the coming weeks. It will be prime time to seize your powers through an extended immersion in the deep, more freedom and declare more autonomy and build dark waters of the primal feminine. more self-sufficiency. Here’s an important nuance to the work you have ahead of you: Make sure you escape the GEMINI (May 21-June 20) An Interesting Opportunity tyranny of not just the people and institutions that limit is definitely in your vicinity. It may slink tantalizingly your sovereignty, but also the voices in your own head close to you in the coming days, even whisper your that tend to hinder your flow. name from afar. But I doubt that it will knock on your door. It probably won’t call you seven times on the phone or flash you a big smile or send you an engraved invitation. So you should make yourself alert for the Interesting Opportunity’s unobtrusive behavior. It could be a bit shy or secretive or modest. Once you notice it, you may have to come on strong—you know, talk to it sweetly or ply it with treats. CANCER (June 21-July 22) [Editor’s note: The counsel offered in the following oracle was channeled from the Goddess by Rob Brezsny. If you have any problems with it, direct your protests to the Queen Wow, not Brezsny.] It’s time to get more earthy and practical about practicing your high ideals and spiritual values. Translate your loftiest intentions into your most intimate behavior. Ask yourself, “How does Goddess want me to respond when my co-worker pisses me off?”, or “How would Goddess like me to brush my teeth and watch TV and make love?” For extra credit, get a t-shirt that says, “Goddess was my co-pilot, but we crash-landed in the wilderness and I was forced to eat her.”
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Of all the forbidden fruits that you fantasize about, which one is your favorite? Among the intriguing places you consider to be outside of your comfort zone, which might inspire you to redefine the meaning of “comfort”? The coming weeks will be a favorable time to reconfigure your relationship with these potential catalysts. And while you’re out on the frontier dreaming of fun experiments, you might also want to flirt with other wild cards and strange attractors. Life is in the mood to tickle you with useful surprises.
ARTFUL SOUL CENTER NOW OPEN CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You have a special talent Barry Cooney, Director for accessing wise innocence. In some ways you’re virThe Center offers master training ginal, fresh, and raw, and in other ways you’re mature, and mentoring for individuals, seasoned, and well-developed. I hope you will regard couples and groups in this not as a confusing paradox but rather as an exotic ENHANCING MIND/BODY/ strength. With your inner child and your inner mentor working in tandem, you could accomplish heroic feats of SPIRIT AWARENESS; healing. Their brilliant collaboration could also lead to BUILDING SOUL BASED the mending of an old rift. RELATIONSHIPS; DEVELOPING EMOTIONAL AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “Where is everybody LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Be alert for white feathers gliding when I need them?” Even if you haven’t actually spoken INTELLIGENCE; on the wind. Before eating potato chips, examine each those words recently, I’m guessing the voices in your LIVING CREATIVELY. one to see if it bears a likeness of Rihanna or the Virgin head have whispered them. But from what I can tell, that Call for a FREE consultation Mary. Keep an eye out, too, for portents like robots complaint will soon be irrelevant. It will no longer match session. 505-220-6657 wearing dreadlocked wigs or antique gold buttons lying in the gutter or senior citizens cursing at invisible Martians. The appearance of anomalies like these will be omens that suggest you will soon be the recipient of crazy good fortune. But if you would rather not wait around for chance events to trigger your good luck, simply make it your fierce intention to generate it. Use your optimism-fueled willpower and your flair for creative improvisation. You will have abundant access to these talents in the coming weeks.
reality. Your allies will start offering more help and resources. They may not be perfectly conscientious in figuring out how to be of service, but they’ll be pretty good. Here’s what you can do to encourage optimal results: 1. Purge your low, outmoded expectations. 2. Open your mind and heart to the possibility that people can change. 3. Humbly ask—out loud, not just in the privacy of your imagination—for precisely what you want.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Millions of Pisceans less fortunate than you won’t read this horoscope. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You have just begun your big Uninformed about the rocky patch of Yellow Brick Road test. How are you doing so far? According to my analythat lies just ahead, they may blow a gasket or get a flat sis, the preliminary signs suggest that you have a good tire. You, on the other hand, will benefit from my oracuchance of proving the old maxim, “If it doesn’t make you lar foreshadowing, as well as my inside connections with so crazy that you put your clothes on inside-out and try the Lords of Funky Karma. You will therefore be likely to to kiss the sky until you cry, it will help you win one of drive with relaxed caution, keeping your vehicle your biggest arguments with Life.” In fact, I suspect we unmarred in the process. That’s why I’m predicting that will ultimately see you undergo at least one miraculous although you may not arrive speedily at the next leg of and certifiably melodramatic transformation. A wart on your trip, you will do so safely and in style. your attitude could dissolve, for example. A luminous visitation may heal one of your blind spots. You might Homework: Is it possible there’s something you really need find a satisfactory substitute for kissing the sky. but you don’t know what it is? Write Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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Good Food & Good Drinks at Good Prices... Open Late! 2016 Best of Santa Fe Award: 1st place: Best Bar
2015 Best of Santa Fe Awards:
1st place: Best Local Bar, Best Cocktails, Best Happy Hour Winner: Best Hotel Bar, Best Cheap Eats, Best Margaritas, Best Chile Cheese Fries
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