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t was a near tragedy. A family from Muncie, Indiana, was shopping for art on Santa Fe’s legendary Canyon Road last March when the mother suddenly keeled over from hunger!

Calamity was narrowly averted when one of those Canyon Road Saint Bernard rescue dogs showed up with a saddlebag full of Snickers bars. The family was then rushed by chopper to Kakawa for emergency hot cocoa and fudge.

Okay, this probably never really happened, but apparently even the possibility that it could has city officials wondering what we can do to help the hungry people of Canyon Road. Sure, endless art in countless galleries can feed their souls, but man cannot live on vivid pink sunset landscapes alone.

All too often, rookie visitors head up Canyon Road without adequate provisions to get them safely through the four-block-long trek. Their emaciated bodies aren’t even noticed until someone trips over them during the Christmas Eve farolito walk.

Personally, I have to wonder who can’t manage a simple stroll without food, but it must be a real thing, because the city has just designated two spots where assorted trucks may sell food and other wares for three hours each, before giving up the space to another truck.

Supporters of the trucks stress the need for food at a “lower price point,” but I really doubt whether shoppers on the most famous art boulevard in America are worried about finding a $2 taco while they think about buying a $20,000 sculpture.

Before you start in on me, I have nothing against food trucks. What two words in our language fit together more naturally than truck and food? These

21st century miracles can provide true religious experiences, such as the bread pudding from that French truck that used to be on Old Santa Fe Trail. It’s gone now, and I miss it every time I drive past.

But that doesn’t mean every nook and cranny in our quirky 400-year-old city is a perfect spot for mobile food, and frankly, I question the artistic passion of someone who can’t wander in and out of galleries for a couple of hours without a hoagie in their hand.

Canyon Road has problems. Sidewalks are missing in some places, forcing people to step into the gutters, and that doesn’t even count the clueless tourists who seem to think the entire street is a pedestrian walkway. City officials think the two chosen spots will be able to bear the traffic, but that remains to be seen as hungry customers vie with art lovers for scant sidewalk space.

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Look, you know I’m a problem solver, and here’s my thinking: If we’re going to do this, let’s do it with Santa Fe razzle-dazzle. Let’s bring in that Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, park it crossways at Canyon and Delgado, and let the traffic just fend for itself.

That isn’t a permanent solution—the Wienermobile has other important places to be—but at least it will hold us until we can convert the Ernesto Mayans Gallery into a Dunkin’ Donuts.

Like I said, I solve problems.

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Uniting Nations New Mexicans join Natives gathering in North Dakota for pipeline protest that has disrupted its construction

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t least a century has passed since the last time so many tribes gathered for a single cause, but the reaches of the Dakota Access Pipeline have pulled support from Indigenous peoples across the Americas, even uniting historic enemies.

Thousands of people have gathered near the banks of the Missouri River, which runs into the Mississippi River and on to the Gulf of Mexico, to protest a crude oil pipeline under construction that they argue puts drinking water at risk for millions.

The pipeline narrowly misses the Standing Rock Sioux tribe’s reservation, but would run underneath the Missouri River, the reservation’s key drinking water source. Tepees and tents crowd a field near the river, and a row of tribal flags face the road where traffic has been forced to stop for marchers.

You can live without money and you can live without oil, they say, but you can’t live without water.

Each morning, tribal members gather at the banks of the river and pray that the pipeline will never be built.

“It’s all they have to make a difference, and there’s solidarity in that, and traction by the sheer volume of people,” says Cannupa Hanska Luger, a Santa Febased artist who was born in a clinic near the river.

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alerted him to the growing camp, he traveled back to the state with his family to deliver truckloads of supplies to the protesters.

“They’ll stay through the winter; they’ll stay for as long as it takes,” he says. “The intention is for the long haul, as long as it takes to prevent this thing from happening.”

Hanska Luger and his wife, Ginger Dunhill, and mother, Kathy Whitman, drove the 18 hours from New Mexico to North Dakota to take blankets and

It’s the Keystone pipeline, literally what America said they don’t want. They’re just doing it under the radar and changed the name of it. It’s just a slightly different route.

coats—and money, which then turned into supplies, food and water. A police barricade now stands between the camp and the closest town, Bismarck. Amnesty International and the American Civil Liberties Union have arrived to observe the protest and defend those arrested.

The Dakota Access Pipeline Project, also known as the Bakken Pipeline, would string a 30-inch diameter pipeline for roughly 1,172 miles across the northern Midwest from the Bakken shale fields to a distribution center and more pipelines in Illinois. The $3.7 billion pipeline, slated to be in service by the end of 2016, would traverse North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa and Illinois, moving up to 570,000 or more barrels per day of “light sweet crude oil” on its way to refineries in the Gulf of Mexico.

“It’s the Keystone pipeline, literally what America said they don’t want. They’re just doing it under the radar and changed the name of it. It’s just a slightly different route,” Hanska Luger says. “Nobody wants this, except the companies that are going to make a killing.”

People knew enough about the Keystone XL pipeline to fight it, but Dakota Access slipped through the permitting process largely unnoticed.

That is, until protests ground construction to a halt. Dozens of people have been arrested in recent weeks as protests have shut down construction of the

NEWS pipeline and brought together mem- media and recordings Dunhill made bers of more than 80 tribes. That’s for her podcast, Broken Boxes. They thought to be more than have assem- brought their kids, ages 4 and 6, along, bled since the Battle of Little Bighorn. too. They hope that the experience Members of the Standing Rock shows them, Hanska Luger says, that Sioux tribe argue the US Army Corps “you can do something, and something of Engineers didn’t give sufficient op- is amazing, no matter how small it is.” portunities to assess the pipeline’s Environmental organizations obimpact on cultural sites and potential jecting to the Dakota Access Pipeenvironmental effects of a spill and line contend it’s not a question of if a collect feedback from the tribe. Fed- pipeline will leak, but when. If there’s eral officials say they did give the tribe no pipeline, oil will continue to move a chance to survey the pipeline’s route, on trucks and trains, and those trains have been seen to explode. But on and tribal members declined.

A federal judge is expected to rule a per-barrel basis, pipelines have a

by Sept. 9 on the Standing Rock Sioux higher rate of incidents.

“This isn’t a protest against oil. It’s tribe’s requested injunction after reviewing whether the US Army Corps not a protest against this pipeline. It’s of Engineers followed the National about accountability and environHistoric Preservation Act. If this effort mental effects,” Hanska Luger says. fails, tribal members have said they’ll “They’re going to dig a hole right unturn to environmental arguments. derneath the Missouri River and run “The people who are there on the this pipeline, and there’s better ways ground are, if it doesn’t go their way, they’re going to stay and continue to protest and try to prevent this pipeline from going through,” Hanska Luger says. “It’s why there are so many nations gathering, because it’s going to take bodies to stop this pipeline.”

“For them to … unite together in the same camp, that’s a testament to progress that’s being made. The fact that they’re unifying is really setting an example for what people should do across lines,” says Albuquerque-based Navajo artist Vanessa Bowen (creThousands have gathered for ongoing protests to fight ator of the “Make America the Dakota Access Pipeline Project.

Native Again” hat), who also traveled north to document the protest. Having watched to do this. Where they’re trying to do the Navajo Nation suffer its own water it, they could do it above ground.” crises, including the gold mine spill In coming weeks, Hanska Luger last summer, and ongoing concerns will be traveling to the National Cenfrom uranium mining, fracking and ter for Civil and Human Rights in coal mine slurry, she says, she knows Atlanta, Georgia, to complete a muhow marginalized and poor communi- ral that draws its inspiration from ties often bear the brunt of these envi- this latest experience: a large format ronmental issues. drawing using thread that illustrates “When destruction or disaster the connection between a river and its does strike, normally in places like people. It won’t focus directly on the Flint, Michigan, poor places and Na- question of the Dakota Access Pipetive lands are often pushed to the line, but on the broader point that we wayside, so I wanted to take a stand,” are all downstream from somewhere.

Bowen says. “I needed to be there to It’s not about stopping this one pipeshow support, and just to document line, and it’s not about this one tribe’s and educate others and try to get more problem. people involved.”

“This is all our responsibility—it’s Hanska Luger and Dunhill are do- not my responsibility, it’s not Standing what they can to draw more atten- ing Rock Sioux tribe’s,” Hanska-Luger tion to the issue as well, through social says. “It’s a human issue.”

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n an overcast Monday, a Labrador-blue heeler mix lies next to a mobile home off a cul-de-sac in a subdivision near the state penitentiary. She’s leashed via rope to a fence, her default position when her owner, Rilye, goes to work.

“I don’t like having to tie her up, but I don’t want her to be running off,” says Rilye, who declines to give his last name for fear of “looking like the asshole” in this story about proposed changes to the county animal control ordinance.

Rilye says his dog, which he adopted from a shelter about four months ago, will attempt to bolt out of his yard the moment he unties her. One time, she managed to crawl under his fence into the neighbor’s yard.

He insists there’s nothing wrong about the way he restrains his pet. But sometimes, when his dog is tied up too long, she’ll get restless and take her frustration out on surrounding property. “She rips up our irrigation system,” he notes, pointing to a strip of torn rubber tubing next to dog’s paws.

As for the suggestion of cruelty, Rilye says, “We take her to the park. She’s not being abused.”

Come this fall, if Santa Fe County lawmakers pass a new animal control ordinance, Rilye’s practice of roping up his dog could earn him a fine or even land him in jail.

The county’s proposed ordinance bans all forms of tethering as a primary means of restraining animals, including the trolley systems allowed in the city. (Picture a cable strung between two poles. Another cable connects the dog to the overhanging wire.) Violators would face a misdemeanor charge, punishable by a $300 fine and up to 90 days in jail.

Animal welfare advocates say the proposed rule will make the county safer—not just for dogs, but for people as well. Chained dogs account for about 17 percent of dog bites and injuries nationwide, according to a study published in the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association. Advocates also point to literature that says tethering dogs deprives them of the socialization and companionship necessary for them to live healthy lives.

Bennett Baur, director of the state’s public defender system, says the potential punishments under the county’s ordinance proposal go too far. “Our state is moving away from criminalizing conduct. The county may decide this is something they want to make illegal, but they should punish it with something other

Dogs like these left on chains would cost owners a $300 fine under a proposed county rule.

than jail time,” he tells SFR. A 2008 study by the Department of Public Safety encouraged statewide legislation to restrict the use of chains to restrain dogs. That hasn’t happened.

But San Miguel, Bernalillo and Doña Ana Counties all recently banned the practice. And two years ago, Santa Fe City passed an ordinance requiring that dog owners who tether their pets as a method of restraint use a trolley system.

Johnny Martinez, supervisor of the city’s Animal Services Division, says Santa Fe is headed in the direction of a full ban on animal tethering. The trolley exception gives pet owners some time to adjust. “We

didn’t want to go from one extreme to the other,” Martinez says.

Citizen complaints regarding chained dogs have steadily declined since that ordinance went into effect. “If we get eight to 10 a month, that’s a lot,” Martinez says. “When we first changed our ordinance, we were getting calls on a daily basis.”

Martinez credits community outreach for the reduction, saying his officers worked hard in the early months to educate pet owners about the change. He says officers offered “one-time deals” to ordinance violators, dropping citations once they came into compliance. And Animal Protection of New Mexico this summer launched a program that will fund containment fences for area dog owners.

Chain Free Santa Fe, the group spearheading the county’s push for banning animal tethering, collected about 600 signatures from supporters. If they are successful, it will be the first major change to the county’s animal control ordinance since 1991, according to county Commissioner Kathy Holian.

VJ Khalsa, who lives in northern Santa Fe County, says she got it touch with the group through its Facebook page after losing sleep over her neighbor’s pit bull, who spent a lot of time on a chain. She called animal control, but officers didn’t find any violations on the property.

“I was just amazed there was no law that would prevent a dog from being abused like this,” she says.

Khalsa says she decided to take things into her own hands, first offering to walk her neighbor’s dog, and eventually paying for a fence.

“He’s like a different dog now,” she says.

Santa Fe County will hold a public meeting regarding proposed changes to the animal control ordinance on Tuesday, Sept. 13. Public comment starts no earlier than 5 pm at 102 Grant Ave.

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wo teenage boys sit in front of Allegra Love seeking legal services for their immigration paperwork. It’s a sweltering Saturday morning in the small southern New Mexico city of Roswell, where Love has traveled from Santa Fe in a newly painted RV to spend part of the weekend. A few hours earlier, she’d rolled out of the bed in the back of the vehicle, popped on a pair of pink hoop earrings and taken a walk.

Lawyers like her are few and far between in the capital city, much less in this rural dairy community.

So this summer she’s taken to the road, launching a free multi-city mobile legal clinic.

Both 15, the boys were brought by their parents to the United States without the government’s permission and have lived here since they were kids. Now that they are old enough to apply for jobs in auto parts stores, furniture warehouses or restaurants, they want to secure working permits—which would ensure federal immigration enforcers won’t deport them. They want to save for college.

Yet, the young attorney is about to deliver a smile to one boy and a thin-lipped nod to another.

One is eligible for the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program. His parents show visible relief. All Fernando has to do is send the paperwork and wait.

“I’m going to be more calm,” Valentina Escobedo says in Spanish as she smiles at her son. “I know he will have more chances and more opportunities.”

The other boy, Jesus Castro, is not eligible for the program known as DACA. His mother wipes at her glitter-lined eyes.

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The difference? Fernando arrived in the country before June 15, 2007. Jesus arrived in November that year.

The Escobedo family drove about 40 miles from Artesia to show up at the first Roswell law clinic in late July and returned at the next one two weeks later with all the necessary documents, namely transcripts going all the way back to elementary school.

After he pays a $465 fee and gets fingerprinted at a government office, Fernando just has to wait—maybe a month, maybe eight months—for a card in the mail. After that, he stands to gain an economic status heretofore unforeseen. People who get a DACA permit, Love says, see an average 45 percent bump in wages.

“I’m looking forward to seeing how successful you are,” she tells him, handing over an envelope already addressed to the Department of Homeland Security.

“We were trying to find somebody for a long time,” Fernando says later.

“It’s not easy,” says his dad, Sergio. “If you don’t have nobody to help you, it’s not easy.”

On the other side of the room, Lizeth Castro, Jesus’ mother, had brought her three children to see la abogada after hearing about the clinic on the radio.

So far, the family had not found anyone to help them understand how DACA works, and she was grateful to meet with Love, even if the news was bad. Lots of families pay large sums to notarios who offer consultation about immigration matters but who aren’t lawyers. Love says much of that advice turns out to hurt applicants. Unfortunately, in this case, Jesus can’t get the card—not unless the rules change.

Love takes a deep breath. “Lo siento,” she says, “I’m sorry,” continuing in Spanish, “It’s not a question of good character, it’s a question of the date. It’s ridiculous.”

It’s her shorthand for explaining the nuances of DACA and its arbitrary cutoff date: Applicants who are now at least 15 years old must have been in the country before that day. But, they can’t have been older than 31 at the time of its June 15, 2012 enactment.

According to the Migration Policy Institute, those restrictions mean about 1.3 million people are eligible.

Far from the sweeping immigration reform that the president had sought to acknowledge the vast number of people who live in the country without residency documents, the program was a way to get some relief. A subsequent effort at broadening deferred action would fail to secure affirmation from the Supreme Court and remains stagnant. Plus, the outcome of this fall’s presidential election could result in more rule changes.

That’s why community organizers don’t want Jesus to just walk away. Miriam Garcia, a volunteer who works with the University of New Mexico’s Dream Team, spends a few minutes telling him about policies in New Mexico that allow undocumented people to enroll in and graduate from college. She chatters at Lizeth about mobilizing to continue advocacy for reform. Then, the family glumly heads out.

It’s not even close to lunch time yet, and already the clinic has seen the swell of this wave.

“It’s kind of hard to wrap your head around,” Love says. “I spend more time telling families that they don’t quality for anything than I do saying, ‘We can help you.’”

The night before, a storm had formed a bulky slate gray cloud on the horizon to the west. As the miles rolled by between Santa Fe and Roswell, some of the stress of a typical week melts away. A sandwich and a beer don’t hurt either.

Love watches out the window of the RV as Hector Aveldaño, her partner in the adventure and a long-

time volunteer with the New Mexico Dreamers in Action advocacy group, navigates down the highway.

She is exhausted, but still pumped about what they’re doing. A nonprofit she formed last year called Santa Fe Dreamers bursts the stereotype about civil law: Clients don’t pay, even though some make donations when they can. Since the beginning, in March 2015, all of the operation’s funding has come from grants and individual contributions. This month, with money from the city, the McCune Charitable Foundation, the Lannan Foundation, Santa Fe Community Foundation and others in place, the nonprofit welcomed two new employees: women who graduated from the UNM and Georgetown law schools and are awaiting their scores on the state bar exam. A new intern who plans to start at Stanford Law in 2017 is also here for the next year.

A private fundraiser in Chupadero recently netted donations of $8,000 toward the nonprofit’s goal of $200,000 for the next year, and Love has just hired a part-time development director whose mission is to grow the donor base.

Love’s path to this point has not been straight. In 2005, she moved to Santa Fe and began work as a teacher in a bilingual classroom. She taught in the Santa Fe Public Schools for three years, meeting immigrant students who struggled with adult concerns—deportation, paying the rent and feeding the family—as they earnestly fought to keep up with studies. Those challenges, largely based in the tangles of legal status, inspired her to head to law school. She wanted to help students with more than reading, writing and arithmetic.

Then, after she passed the bar, Love found herself among candidates to become a prosecutor

ABOVE: Allegra Love (left) tells a mother that her son doesn’t qualify for a deferred-action work permit because of an arbitrary date. UNM Dream Team volunteer Miriam Garcia listens.

BELOW: Fernando Escobeda’s father, Sergio, accompanies his son, who is expected to soon receive a permit through DACA.

in the district attorney’s office.

But her heart wasn’t in it, and those inspiring immigrants had not left her head. She went back to the classroom and started training with second-generation local immigration lawyer Victoria Ferrara. In 2012, the school district’s Adelante program, which works to combat child poverty, hired Love to represent students and their families in DACA applications.

“There was no other school district in the country that was supporting this kind of work,” she says. “It was a way of recognizing that there are bigger social problems contributing to their failure. … We have to stop pretending we can overcome poverty with less recess and more standardized tests.”

As it turned out, a huge demand for legal services was bubbling under the surface. Her case load was 200 clients, and a line frequently formed outside her door.

Then the school district yanked the rug out from under her. Officials wanted her to pull back on the advocacy.

Rather than abandon those cases, when her employment contract ended she kept fighting to keep them afloat.

“It actually worked out great,” she says of starting her own nonprofit. “I just had to put one foot in front of the other.”

Since last spring, Love has overseen more than 800 deferred-action filings. So far this year, she’s plugged in 200 new applications, largely from people living in Santa Fe and Rio Arriba counties. She’s also currently representing about 30 others facing deportation—mostly people who fled violence in their home countries and who are hoping to stay in Santa Fe. Plus, when she can, she travels to the family detention center in Dilly, Texas, with lawyers who help CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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Love has been conducting weekly DACA clinics in Santa Fe at St. Bede’s Episcopal Church on Friday afternoons for nearly three years now. But she wanted to take the show on the road because she saw an influx of clients who were driving hours for help.

An admittedly low-tech gal, Love faces hundreds of emails and a nearlyfull voicemail every day. She finally gave in and started using Facebook to message clients. She learned that she’s popular on a group housed with the social media network called “La Yarda de Santa Fe,” where locals buy, sell and trade.

That’s all to say that “non-traditional” doesn’t even come close to describing her approach to lawyering. It’s not pro bono for a pat on the back. It’s a core philosophy.

“This is just my stubborn ass being like, ‘I want to know if this can be free,’” she says. “I believe in access to justice and access to a lawyer.”

By that way of thinking, it’s not just immigration matters, but family court and other judicial proceedings are legal services that deserve the same treatment as public schools and public health initiatives.

“There is not a whole ton of talk about public law access outside of the criminal justice system because we focus too much on the individual impact and not on the collective impact that it has on our society and town,” she says.

For now, the RV is staying parked for a few weeks while the team evaluates how the inaugural mobile clinics worked in Farmington and Roswell.

“It will be rolling again soon,” Love says. “Ideally, I’d like to send a team of three to four people who travel and work remotely. I’m thinking about all over the West.”

One key, says Italia Aranda, the state coalition leader for United We

Dream, is for Love’s team to partner with someone already working in the community where they’re heading.

In Roswell, the key player was Bobby Villegas, a local insurance agent who also runs a community center. SOY Mariachi hosts not just music classes and quinceañeras, but a congress of Latina elected leaders and events like the Dreams on Wheels legal clinic. He also has his own radio show.

“We strategize to make sure we create deep and meaningful connections within the community,” Aranda says.

“Really they are the experts in their communities and know the struggles of the people.”

The “low-drama, high-frequency” clinics are important, too. In order to fill out the seven-page form and provide the required documentation, most people need to return several times.

At Love’s side through most every road trip is Aveldaño, a Dreamer who lives in Española and works as a handyman. His vast community organizing skills run the gamut from taking passport-style photos for applications to making T-shirts with spray paint and stencils. He’s also excellent at piloting the 34-foot-long RV, which he drove on nearly all this summer’s clinic trips.

He greets almost everyone who arrives at the event and he’s optimistic about its results.

“It’s pretty good,” he says, looking around. “No one else has done anything like this. We’ve been doing this in Santa Fe for longer and we have helped a lot of people. It’s working if we can get just a little bit like Santa Fe somewhere else.”

The Dreamers who hang around to volunteer at the legal clinic are a jovial bunch. They’re studying biology to become doctors, taking engineering classes, and learning about business development and international rela-

tions. Most are students at UNM, where programs like El Centro de la Raza are helping undocumented students navigate academia and an active immigrantrights group is at work.

When they’re done setting up tables and chairs on Friday night for Saturday morning’s clinic, they pack into the RV and use a portable projector and screen plus a mic and amp to create a makeshift karaoke bar.

Love kicks it off with a rendition of Shakira’s “Estoy Aqui,” and soon the vehicle is rocking on its wheels. Outside, on a quiet residential street in the older part of Roswell, the air is thick with the smell of cow manure and the hum of a generator drowns out the jeers and the music.

Love’s easy laugh and low-maintenance manner shouldn’t belie the toll the cause is taking on her. Last year, after returning from the Dilly facility that she refers to as “baby jail” for Central Americans, she began therapy with a counselor. Knowing the likely violent fate of women and children who are deported is a huge burden. Some days she feels like she’s getting better at bearing it all. Other days, not so much.

“I realized that I’m not emotionally prepared for children being killed, and really who is? … I don’t know if you can ever get used to how unfair it all is,” she says.

With no room within the professional sphere to unload that emotion, it sometimes “comes out sideways,” as her therapist explains. That might be a panic attack while she’s driving down Agua Fría. Or it might be unleashed on a Verizon customer service agent or someone else who has nothing to do with the injustices she sees on a regular basis.

But she does have moments of victory. At a hearing last week, the government agreed to stop depor-

tation proceedings against a woman and her three children she represents. Having an infusion of staff helps her cope. Even the summer road trips make her feel better.

Fresh-faced Emma O’Sullivan read about her work a few months ago and called Love to offer assistance.

“How about a job?” she remembers Love saying.

Now equipped with a desk and a mission in Santa Fe, she sits listening as Love talks to clients in a cinder block room off the church lobby.

“I think this is a place where I can do some good,” O’Sullivan says. “The immigration system is so broken and byzantine. It’s just not like a lot of other things people can do themselves.”

Right on cue, Love’s face lights up to see a young computer programmer who got his DACA with her help last year. His sister’s permit has expired and the pair drove from Albuquerque for the Friday clinic.

Gabriela Pedregón-Quezada says she didn’t feel confident filling the paperwork herself. She didn’t want to jeopardize her plan of saving money that she

This is just my stubborn ass being like, ‘I want to know if this can be free.’ I believe in access to justice and access to a lawyer.

The Dreams on Wheels RV becomes a karaoke bar for a few hours after volunteers set up a room for legal clinic in Roswell.

Gabriela Pedregón-Quezada, one of Love’s DACA clients, is saving money to start a clothing line.

earned working the carnival retail circuit to launch a clothing company.

“These are the kind of stories we need to tell so people stop thinking you are a murderer and see that you are a businesswoman,” Love tells her, only halfkidding that she wants to start a business incubator for immigrants as well. (One idea: a brewery for the Mexican, South and Central American palate.)

“I’m kind of a hippie,” Pedregón-Quezada says when Love walks away. “I think everything has an aura and hers is a warm aura.”

Love isn’t into the praise, though. She wants people to pay attention to the economics and how immigration reform makes sense.

Take Roswell, for example, where the mayor recently spewed anti-immigrant rhetoric. The dairy industry centered in the city that’s the fifth largest in New Mexico (right behind Santa Fe) wouldn’t survive without immigrant labor. A recent report from New American Economy estimates that 42 percent of the state’s workers are foreign-born, some legal, many without papers. Why spit in the face of that?

The report says the state is home to about 72,000 undocumented immigrants who paid local taxes of $49 million and earned $1.1 billion in wages.

“Immigrants start business fast. They are entrepreneurial. They are hardworking. They are job creators,” Love says. “People fetishize and fixate on the border and the crossing and don’t want to talk about empowering accomplishments and economic development. No one wants to watch a documentary about graduation from high school. When you want people to pay attention to the less sexy and dramatic things, you can’t get them to. I wish more people could see that immigration strengthens our economy. Helping people get permission to work, that’s a good investment for the community, for our tax dollars.”

Her dreams continue to spin.

“The legal services aspect is just one part of it,” she says as she tries to ignore the ringing phone in her office on Cerrillos Road. “There’s so much more to empowering people to organize and change the law, to fight racism, it’s about a lot more. But for me, this is what I can do.”

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STITCHING CONNECTIONS Forty years after the Holocaust, survivor Esther Nisenthal Krinitz created a series of 36 embroidered fabric panels to show her children the story of her survival. Stitching Our Stories presents photographs of Nisenthal Krinitz’s panels alongside story cloths made by immigrants living in Santa Fe. “I really want people to start thinking deeply about the way that we treat and interact with immigrants in our community,” show curator Cecile Lipworth tells SFR. “I want people to really feel something that applies to our neighbors and what we can do to change systems that work against immigrants, and ... [have] a human connection to someone.” (MER)

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that their story is classic; you somehow already know it. And even if you don’t know it, you wish you could. “All of the paintings are either pictures of characters interacting with books, or illustrations from some of my favorite fairy tales,” Thomas says.

In this age of internet modernity, books are slowly being forgotten. “Reading things online, you just don’t engage the same way you do when you read a book,” Thomas says. “An artist’s goal is to inspire and bring new beauty into the world and give new ideas, so I hope that people go and are inspired and want to read; I hope they see something that uplifts them and something that’s meaningful, and feel the magic of being transported through stories.” We are with Thomas, and we hope you leave wanting to grab the nearest novel.

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Food Tour New Mexico is all about connecting people with great food on their various tours, but the local company’s owner Nick Peña wants to take that a step further with an upcoming foodbased scavenger hunt. “I thought it would be fun to come up with a concept that got people out and about and moving,” Peña says. The hunt, which runs through Sept. 11, challenges teams of up to two people to find and photograph 40 different food-related items (and some surprises) from nearly 30 restaurants located all over town. “I think it’ll even challenge locals’ food knowledge,” Peña muses. (Alex De Vore) Santa Fe Foodie Scavenger Hunt Kickoff: 5 pm Thursday Sept. 1. $50-$75. Santa Fe Plaza, 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, 465-9474

ART OPENING INCLUSIVE PUBLIC ART Curate Santa Fe and the City of Santa Fe recently teamed up to create a series of artistdecorated bicycle hitches downtown. “There are 10 artists and 12 hitches,” says Niomi Fawn, Curate’s founder/owner. Join her, along with Mayor Javier Gonzales, this Tuesday for a ribbon cutting and walking tour to check out the useable works of art. Fawn says the hitches have already gotten positive reactions.

“I feel like public artwork can actually work for the people,” she says. “Sometimes, as artists, we get huffy and puffy and don’t think about what the average person needs, but art is for the people.” (MER)

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Mary Alayne Thomas is a champion of books—like, the ones with turnable pages and bound spines. And her upcoming solo exhibit is all about spurring her audience to grab a book. “It feels we are getting away from the physical act of really reading,” she says, “so I wanted it to be an inspiration for people to pick up an actual book and read it.”

Storytelling features 23 of Thomas’ watercolor paintings and, according to the artist, “a lot of them are smaller, but it was a lot of work to get together.”

Thomas grew up in Santa Fe in a family full of artists, and says she spent her childhood wanting to write. “I thought I was going to be a writer well into high school,” she tells SFR. “Then I discovered watercolor painting and immediately knew that’s what I wanted to do, but I have stories that percolated inside me all these years, and I wanted this show to be an homage to that part of me.”

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“Speed-Vessels of Cow-Parsnips After Edith Holden” by Alberto Gálvez is on display at Nüart Gallery as part of a solo exhibition of his work titled La Bella Jardinera.

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WED/31 ART OPENINGS ESTHER NISENTHAL KRINITZ: STITCHING OUR STORIES Community Gallery 201 W Marcy St., 982-0436 Krinitz expressed herself visually. As a survivor of the Holocaust, she created a series of 36 embroidered textiles to tell her children her story of survival and about the life she lived as an immigrant after the war. Her work and life are the subjects of an awardwinning documentary, Through the Eye of the Needle: The Art of Esther Nistenthal Krinitz. See high-quality photographs of her embroidered and fabric appliquéd works. Through Oct. 20 (See SFR Picks, page 17).

5-7 pm, free

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DHARMA TALK BY GENZAN QUENNELL Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 This installment of the weekly talk is presented by Genzan Quennell, a novice Zen priest at Upaya and it begins with 15 minutes of silent meditation, so don’t be late!

5:30 pm, free

EVENING FARMERS MARKET Railyard Plaza Market and Alcadesa St., 414-8544 Hit the urban-ish market scene just in time to enjoy the sunset, which is happening earlier and earlier as fall pushes summer out the door prematurely this year. Purchase goods from local farmers, sip a coffee or apple cider, enjoy the summer evening breeze and try not to cry that it’s over. We’re crying enough for the both of us.

4 pm, free FARMS, FILM, FOOD Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 A community-building event brings food trucks, free food samples from local chef demonstrations, presentations by community leaders and screenings of food-centric films. This installment brings the Street Food Institute food truck, chef David Sellers and screenings of The Real Dirt on Farmer John and Landfill Harmonic. So, bask in foodie heaven because this day worships munching as much as you do.

5 pm, free

DANCE SWING DANCE Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Journey to a bygone era at this weekly event where you get a discount on the cover price if you dress to impress, so pull out your Mary Janes and jump ‘n’ jive your way into Thursday with your best swingin’ moves.

8 pm, $5 FLAMENCO EN VIVO Museum of International Folk Art 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 Listen to live flamenco guitar in the gallery’s exhibit Flamenco: From Spain to Mexico, played by a different musician each week.

1-3 pm, $6

GEEKS WHO DRINK The Dragon Room 406 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-7712 Could there be a more appropriately named bar for a geek trivia battle? We think not.

Head over to this perfectly dark downtown spot and measure your knowledge of useless facts against that of others. Oh, and drink.

8 pm, free TAPS AND TABLETOPS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Do you love board games?

This night is for you! And it happens in George RR Martin’s theater. Nerd out, folks, nerd out.

6-9 pm, free

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JOAQUIN GALLEGOS El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Listen to Gallegos perform passionate classical flamenco and if your hump day has been a rough one, have a margarita.

Or two. Who’s counting?

And those little fried green peppers, they disappear with summer too. Get ‘em while you can!

7 pm, free

GARY KOWALSKI: BRUSHES WITH SANTA FE Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 See the artist's newest oil paintings inspired by the City Different and all of its constant, in-your-face-beauty. In case you didn’t know, it’s really spectacular and inspiring here.

Through Sept. 30.

5:30 pm, free

ROBERT MARCUM Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 The singer-songwriter plays folk and country on his guitar, and you survived your workday so treat yo’self to your favorite drink.

8 pm, free TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria d’Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 983-6756 When Billy Joel wrote “Piano Man,” he may have been thinking about Binkley. Hear him rock the keys like it’s nobody’s business.

6 pm, free

SHELLY JOHNSON AND LORI SWARTZ: OUT OF THE BOX Iconik Coffee Roasters 1600 Lena St., 428-0996 Johnson works in the pop-art tradition and Swartz’s work is contemporary and abstract.

The two present their newest collaborative paintings in the hip coffee joint.

5-7 pm, free MELVIN DETROIT: THE UNFOLDING OF ABSTRACTION Santa Fe Community College Visual Arts Gallery 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1501 A solo exhibition featuring the artist’s newest geometric paintings with an abundance of bold color juxtapositions.

Through Oct. 22.

5-7 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES CRAIG CARLSON Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Carlson opened a diner in Paris and wrote a book about it called Pancakes in Paris. He presents and reads from his book at this event. We wonder if he’s ever heard of crepes?

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FOODIE SCAVENGER HUNT Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, 465-9474 Participants compete in teams of two for a $500 grand prize by collecting photos with 40 foodie-related items. Examples of items could be photos eating a specific dish, a photo with a local chef, or visiting a restaurant. Locals may have a strategic edge knowing the lay of the land, but this will be a fun and engaging way for anyone to explore Santa Fe (see SFR Picks, page 17).

5 pm, $50-$75

ISRAELI CUISINE UNWRAPPED Santa Fe Culinary Academy 112 W San Fracisco St., 983-7445 The third and final part of the Israeli food event, which included a film at Center for Contemporary Arts and tasting event at Georgia, brings chef Rocky Durham to demonstrate preparing Israeli recipes from Michael Solomonov’s cookbook Zahav.

5:30 pm, $75

MUSIC BRANDEN JAMES Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The resident duo plays a selection of Broadway tunes.

7 pm, free LATIN NIGHT WITH DJ DANY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 All the Latin music your spicy side desires is packed into this DJ’s set, so dust off your dancing shoes and salsa the evening away.

9 pm, $7

LILLY PAD LOUNGE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Rebel Frog brings you the best in old-school funk and hiphop, just in case you haven’t turned on 97.3 today.

10 pm, $7 RIO El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Enjoy tapas while listening to Brazilian jazz and samba.

Maybe you have hidden moves you can bust.

7 pm, free RIXE, AUSENCIA AND TRASH PLANET The Cave 1226 Calle de Commercio Three punk acts from around the globe—Rixe from France, Ausencia from LA and Trash Planet is local— play the lowkey stage, which is so low-key, you can’t even call it.

7:30 pm, $8 TIM NOLEN & RAILYARD REUNION Derailed at the Sage Inn 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Hear a group of talented fellas play bluegrass.

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’m outta here,” Brian Mayhall tells me as we enjoy a mid-morning chat in his garden. We’re outside because the rest of his house in various stages of being packed up for his upcoming move to Mexico in October. “At least for a little while,” he continues, “but I’ll be around, we’ll see how it goes, I just want to be clear to people that this will not be the last D Numbers show.”

Mayhall refers to his band’s appearance at the upcoming album release for GRYGRDNS’ Interwoven at Meow Wolf, a show that will also feature Storming the Beaches with Logos in Hand. And yeah, both of those other bands are great and all, but let’s be honest here—D Numbers’ final performance for the foreseeable future is the most important reason to be there. The trio has cultivated a sizeable following in their 14-ish years of existence. This could be because they play rarely (five times a year would even be more than usual), but also because they’ve found a brilliant intersection between the danceable bits of techno/electronic music, funk and—I’ll just say it even though I think they might hate the term— experimental rock. At least, “experimental” insofar as the band’s complicated stage plot is the stuff of sound guy nightmares, and fans of most styles tend to love ’em. “We’ve been working on this new format that’s a little more electronic, and I think we might try to incorporate some of that into the older material,” he says. “We’re still developing a new batch of material.” See? It isn’t goodbye so much as it’s “Smell you later.”

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from the moment I learned that Mayhall would be leaving town to work at his uncle’s B&B across the border, it definitely took precedence over whatever stupid other thing I was writing. See, Mayhall is a legend as far as I’m concerned, and this may be our last chance to see him perform for some time. As a multiinstrumentalist, electronic musician and a composer, Mayhall never seems to get quite as much credit as his D Numbers counterparts, Paul Feathericci and Ben Wright (both of whom are also fantastic musicians).

Not that he’d even particularly want it. Mayhall has a certain grace that’s hard to come by around here, or even in music performance in general. And it’s served him well in his DJ efforts, with his twopiece featuring Feathericci, Ray Charles Ives (RIP), as co-founder of local record label, Mesa Recordings, and as a co-sound designer of Meow Wolf’s House of Eternal Return.

Of the exhibit, Mayhall says he appreciated the opportunity to create and execute sound-as-experience, especially since it sounds like his days of techno might be behind him in favor of more compositional efforts. “Some people are so dedicated to the art form, and techno or house has a definite power, but I was never a great DJ,” he says. “I like compositional elements in my music, and that’s kind of what I’ve been focused on for the last three years, the live sets, and that’s not as common.” For now, however, he’s excited to have more time in Mexico where, he says, he can zero in on new types of music and “play my instruments just for the enjoyment of it.”

These are wise words, indeed. According to Mayhall, he finds himself wishing he’d played more low-playing music gigs rather than worrying about whatever restaurant job he was holding down at the time. “It was easy and comforting in a lot of ways,” he says, “but I can look back on a lot of decisions I made and maybe things would have been a little better for me had I made different decisions. … That’s something I’d say to young people: Play your music.” That ease also translated into some of his reason to leave town. “It’s hard to peel away from this place and the music and my boys, and it’s been an emotional summer,” Mayhall says, “but I think this is a real shuffle-thedeck moment for me; I’m going to see what comes up next.”

Say goodbye to Brian this Saturday at Meow Wolf. The man does not disappoint.

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WELSH & WATT Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Explorative rock, whatever that means. And whatever they are searching for, we hope they find it.

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THEATER 2016 FIESTA MELODRAMA: THE BRIDGES OF SANTA FE COUNTY Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A Fiesta tradition since 1919, this roast-like comedy tells a the fictional tale of a powerhungry comptroller who wants to destroy Fiestas and includes some fun-poking of local institutions and people.

7:30 pm, $25

WORKSHOP BEGINNER PAINT MOMENT Santa Fe Art Classes 621 Old Santa Fe Trail, 575-404-1801 Pick up a paint brush and learn how to use it in this two-hour guided class that makes a great friend-date and lets you take home your very own mini masterpiece. Make your mom proud the next time she visits.

6-8 pm, $45 PATTY NAGEL AND LISA FAITHORN Academy for the Love of Learning 133 Seton Village Road, 995-1860 Explore your innate connection to the world and awaken a deeper relationship with its natural aspects. We don't know how this happens, but apparently Nagel and Faithorn do.

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FRI/2 ART OPENINGS ALBERTO GÁLVEZ Nüart Gallery 670 Canyon Road, 988-3888 Galvez is a contemporary painter who creates images in oil paint on linen, employing the renaissance technique girsaille, which layers translucent colors over monochromatic backgrounds. His work most often features portraits of women. Through Sept. 18.

5 pm, free ANGEL WYNN: GREETINGS FROM NEW MEXICO Gallery 901 708 Canyon Road, 559- 304-7264 This supremely talented artist, who works in a variety of mediums, presents her newest work inspired by old post cards. Iconic images are reborn in her bold brushstrokes and use of bright colors. Wynn’s postcard-inspired pieces are presented on a larger scale, giving magnitude to the work. See landscapes in and around New Mexico in Wynn's mixed media form.

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CHAMBERLAIN: SAVING GRACE Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 An artistic dialogue between father and son artists John and Duncan Chamberlain that places the largest sculpture John ever made, "Wickets,” alongside small-scale aluminum sculptures made by Duncan. The juxtaposition of their work happens here because Santa Fe is where Duncan spent his formative years and remembers it as being the place they lived together as a family. Through Nov. 12.

5 pm, free JIM GRIFFITH: DREAMS AND APPARITIONS Art Exchange Gallery 60 E San Francisco St., 603-4485 Griffith presents a solo exhibit of his newest sculptural works which he creates with a variety of materials, like wood and hammered metal. Through Sept. 30.

5 pm, free JOHN CHANG AND CAROL GOVE Mill Contemporary 702 1/2 Canyon Road, 983-6668 Chang deconstructs Chinese characters and presents them in a way that makes the viewer focus on their human aspects, like the gestures behind them. Gove works in the collage medium using concrete, newspaper and letters, all of which are repurposed items from important moments in her close friends' lives. Through Oct. 2.

5 pm, free MARK VILLAREAL The Globe Gallery 727 Canyon Road, 989-3888 See the painter's newest abstract works inspired by his recent trip to Italy and his encounters there with different artistic techniques. The voracious reader includes symbolism from a few of his favorite stories in these pieces.

Through Sept. 29.

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MARY ALAYNE THOMAS: STORYTELLING Giacobbe-Fritz Fine Art 702 Canyon Road, 986-1156 The one-time illustrator presents her newest works featuring dreamy women and animals, as she experiments with different tools like India ink and gold leaf in the series which champions the act of reading a real book. Through Sept. 16 (See SFR Picks, page 17).

5 pm, free MAX-CARLOS MARTINEZ El Zaguán 545 Canyon Road, 982-0016 An exhibit of paintings the artist created in the past year. He focuses on representing the American West and depicts his subjects with no context or background, forcing the viewer’s focus to rest soley on the foreground. Through Sept. 30.

5 pm, free STANTON MACDONALDWRIGHT Peyton Wright Gallery 237 E Palace Ave., 989-9888 Considered a pioneer of modern art, MacDonaldWright co-founded the avant-garde movement called Synchronism. His work is highly collectible and featured in permanent collections like the Brooklyn Museum of Art. Through Oct. 3.

5 pm, free BEYOND THE HORIZON; STEPHEN MARTINIERE: FUTURESCAPES Pop Gallery 125 E Lincoln Ave, Ste 111, 820-0788 Love Disney? Then you'll love the newly local artist who has worked with the famed company, amongst others. His science-fiction/fantasy illustrations are other-worldly and he’s worked on Star Wars and is just really damn impressive.

5 pm, free THE WORLD IS FLAT, NOT ROUND Phil Space 1410 Second St., 983-7945 An exhibit of works exploring preconceived notions, presented in a variety of mediums

by Jamie Brunson, Erin Elder, Jamie Hart and more. See works that challenge ideas we all believe to be true. Through Sept. 10.

6 pm, free THOMAS KELLNER: LOUVIERE & VANESSA Verve Gallery of Photography 219 E Marcy St., 982-5009 Kellner focuses his lens on geometric architecture and produces photos with compositions that make you want to look twice, or hell, even three times. Louviere & Vanessa combine the practices of photography and printmaking, creating work that has a vibe and appearance all its own.

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As much as Campanile has appreciated these opportunities, she has, by all accounts, equally been a joy to work with. “Samantha brought to ASFB an unusual combination of super-model looks paired with a powerhouse physicality,” Mossbrucker tells SFR. “Both ethereal and athletic, serene, yet bursting with intensity—this rare duality made her a favorite with choreographers and audiences.”

Many ballet dancers work for more than one company during their careers, but Campanile chose to stay with ASFB because, she says, “Year after year, I evaluated and checked in with myself, and I always felt like I was still growing with the company and believed in the direction it was going. There’s also something to be said for a little bit of stability in a dancer’s life. If you’re switching companies, contracts and cities, it can be a lot of added distraction from your art.”

As for her decision to retire, Campanile cites her upcoming fifth wedding anniversary, and says she looks forward to investing more in her personal life and maybe starting a family. However, she isn’t yet focused on a specific goal in the next phase of her life; rather, she wants to soak in the last moments of her identity as a performer.

“I really do feel fulfilled,” she says. “So many dancers have to stop because of injury or their contract is not renewed. It’s not always a dancer’s choice. I’ve gotten to do over 40 ballets and be part of over 20 new creations. I feel like I can’t ask for much more. For those reasons, it feels right and okay.”

At the Lensic this Saturday, ASFB’s Program B includes the company premiere of Kylián’s Sleepless alongside Alejandro Cerrudo’s Silent Ghost and Huma Rojo by Cayetano Soto. As for Campanile, she’ll be drinking in everything she can: The sound of the curtain closing or the costumes freshly steamed and ready to go in the dressing room. “Fifteen years have gone by fast, and now, in my last performances, I can’t help but try to take in every detail,” she reflects. “I was so intent on my craft, I didn’t always take everything in, but it’s important to be present and appreciate the beauty happening around me.”

Dancer Samantha Klanac Campanile transitions to retirement

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he career of a ballet dancer is notoriously short. In addition to injury, the demands of constant rehearsals and tours generally cause ballet dancers to hang up their shoes earlier than professionals in other dance forms.

Samantha Klanac Campanile is retiring from Aspen Santa Fe Ballet (ASFB) this fall after 15 seasons—a longer tenure than any other company member. Sept.

3 marks her final performance in Santa Fe, and Campanile describes the occasion as emotional and bittersweet. At only 33 years old, she isn’t sure what her future holds, but says the timing feels right.

Campanile joined ASFB after completing her first year as an undergraduate dance major in 2002 at SUNY Purchase in New York. During her second semester as a freshman, she decided that if she wanted to dance professionally, she needed to begin auditioning. She met ASFB artistic director Tom Mossbrucker and its executive director, Jean-Philippe (JP) Malaty, at the Joffrey Ballet School in New York City. She had just turned 19, and had no previous professional experience, but they invited her to Aspen for the summer.

“I started very green; I didn’t quite know what I was getting into,” Campanile says. “I knew I liked dancing and performing—I’ve always loved the feeling of being onstage and connecting to an audience—but when I started with the company, I’d only ever worked with a handful of choreographers before. Learning to work with choreographers has been an area of growth; I’ve also learned so much from my colleagues and from Tom and JP. The way Tom takes the time to perfect little details is incredible. Even now, I’ll crave a note from him because it helps me grow.”

Of her 15 seasons at ASFB, Campanile says highlights have included performing at top venues such as New York City’s Joyce Theater and the Kennedy Center in Washington DC, as well as appearing in Return to a Strange Land by Jiří Kylián, a Czech choreographer considered to be a master of contemporary ballet.

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I have been seeing sex workers for 30 years, and I shudder to think how shitty my life would have been without them. Some have become friends, but I’ve appreciated all of them. Negative stereotypes about guys like me are not fair, but sex work does have its problems. Some clients (including females) are difficult—difficult clients aren’t typically violent; more often they’re inconsiderate and demanding. Clients need to understand that all people have limits and feelings, and money doesn’t change that. But what can we clients do to fight stupid, regressive, repressive laws that harm sex workers?

-Not A John You can speak up, NAJ. The current line from prohibitionists—people who want sex work to remain illegal—is that all women who sell sex are victims and all men who buy sex are monsters. But talk to actual sex workers and you hear about considerate, regular clients who are kind, respectful, and sometimes personally helpful in unexpected ways. (A sex worker friend had a regular client who was a dentist; he did some expensive dental work for my uninsured friend—and he did it for free, not for trade.) You also hear about clients who are threatening or violent—and how laws against sex work make it impossible for them to go to the police, making them more vulnerable to violence, exploitation, and abuse, not less.

There is a large and growing sex workers’ rights movement, NAJ, which Emily Bazelon wrote about in a terrific cover story for the New York Times Magazine (“Should Prostitution Be a Crime?” May 5, 2016). Bazelon spoke with scores of sex workers active in the growing and increasingly effective decriminalization movement. Amnesty International recently called for the full decriminalization of sex work, joining Human Rights Watch, the World Health Organization, and other large, mainstream health and human rights groups.

But there’s something missing from the movement to decriminalize sex work: clients like you, NAJ. Maggie McNeill, a sex worker, activist, and writer, wrote a blistering piece on her blog (“The Honest Courtesan”) about a recent undercover police operation in Seattle. Scores of men seeking to hire sex workers—the men ranged from surgeons to bus drivers to journalists—were arrested and subjected to ritualized public humiliation designed to discourage other men from paying for sex.

“These crusades do nothing but hurt the most vulnerable individuals on both sides of the transaction,” McNeill wrote. “The only way to stop this [is for] all of you clients out there get off of your duffs and fight. Regular clients outnumber full-time whores by at least 60 to 1; gentlemen, I suggest you rethink your current silence, unless you want to be the next one with your name and picture splashed across newspapers, TV screens and websites.”

The legal risks and social stigma attached to buying sex doubtless leave some clients feeling like they can’t speak up and join the fight, and the much-touted “Nordic Model” is upping the legal stakes for buyers of sex. (The Nordic Model makes buying sex illegal, not selling it. In theory, only clients are supposed to suffer, but in practice, the women are punished, too. Bazelon unpacks the harms of the Nordic Model in her story—please go read it.) But sex workers today, like gays and lesbians not too long ago, are coming out in ever-greater numbers to fight for their rights in the face of potentially dire legal and social consequences.

Clients need to join the fight—or perhaps I should say clients need to rejoin the fight.

In The Origins of Sex: A History of the First Sexual Revolution, which I read while I was away on vacation, author Faramerz Dabhoiwala writes about “Societies of Virtue” formed all over Eng-

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land in the late 17th century. Adulterers, fornicators, and Sabbath-breakers were persecuted by these groups, NAJ, but their campaigns against prostitutes were particularly vicious and indiscriminate; women were thrown in jail or publicly whipped for the crime of having a “lewd” appearance. The persecution of streetwalkers, brothel owners, and women guilty of “[walking] quietly about the street” went on for decades.

Then a beautiful thing happened.

“In the spring of 1711, a drive against ‘loose women and their male followers’ in Covent Garden was foiled when ‘the constables were dreadfully maimed, and one mortally wounded, by ruffians aided by 40 soldiers of the guards, who entered into a combination to protect the women,’” writes Dabhoiwala. “On another occasion in the East End, a crowd of over a thousand seamen mobbed the local magistrates and forcibly released a group of convicted prostitutes being sent to a house of correction.”

Male followers of loose women, soldiers of the guard, mobs of seamen—not altruists, but likely clients of the women they fought to defend. And thanks to their efforts and the efforts of 18th-century sex workers who lawyered up, marched into court, and sued the pants off Society of Virtue members, by the middle of the 18th century, women could walk the streets without being arrested or harassed—even women known to be prostitutes.

I’m not suggesting that today’s clients form mobs and attack prohibitionists, cops, prosecutors, and their enablers in the media. But clients can and should be out there speaking up in defense of sex workers and themselves. Sex workers are speaking up and fighting back— on Twitter and other social-media platforms, sometimes anonymously, but increasingly under their own names—and they’re staring down the stigma, the shame, and the law on their own.

It’s time for their clients to join them in the fight.

I’m a 26-year-old gay male, and I like to explore my feminine side by wearing female clothes.

I have a boyfriend who likes to do the same thing, but he doesn’t have the courage to tell his parents that he’s gay and explores his feminine side by wearing female clothes. I want to adopt early school-age boys and teach them that they can explore their feminine side by wearing female clothes. My question has two parts. First, in regard to my boyfriend, how can I encourage him to tell his parents he’s gay and wants to explore his feminine side by wearing female clothes? Second, in regard to adopting early school-age boys, how do I teach an early school-age boy that it’s okay for them to explore their feminine side by wearing female clothes and also teach them that they don’t have to be gay at the same time?

-Dressing A Future Together Wear whatever you like, DAFT, but please don’t adopt any children—boys or otherwise, early school-age or newborn, not now, probably not ever. Because a father who pushes his son into a dress is just as abusive and unfit as one who forbids his son to wear a dress. You two don’t need kids, DAFT, you need a therapist who can help your boyfriend with his issues (the closet, not wearing female clothes) and help you with yours (your extremely odd and potentially damaging ideas about parenting, not wearing female clothes).

Before I sign off: a big thank you to the Dan Savages who filled in for me while I was on vacation—Dan Savage, Orlando-based sportswriter; Dan Savage, London-based theatrical marketing executive; and Dan Savage, Brooklyn-based designer. You guys did a great job!

And here’s something clients of sex workers can do without going public: The Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP) is running a pilot program to help incarcerated sex workers. Send a book to an imprisoned sex worker, become a pen pal, or make a donation by going to SWOPbehindbars.org and clicking on “10 Ways to Help Incarcerated Sex Workers.” Non-clients are welcome to help, too!

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BOOKS/LECTURES ROSE SIMPSON New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 The artist, who recently finished her black-on-black lowrider named Maria, talks about lowrider life and art and what its like being a badass lady in a male-dominated medium.

5:30 pm, free

DANCE FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Enjoy a program of flamenco dances with a glass of Spanish wine for a nearly-there authentic feeling. You know, when you can’t get away, but you really want to.

6:30 pm, $25

EVENTS 92ND BURNING OF WILL SHUSTER’S ZOZOBRA Fort Marcy Park 490 Washington Ave., 955-2501 Watch the giant puppet— meant to symbolize all the negativity in your life— burn as tens of thousands of people cheer on the Salem-esque scene. It’s a pretty heated situation, pun intended. Oh and, ¡Que víva!

2-11 pm, $10 FIRST FRIDAY OPEN HOUSE Ralph T Coe Foundation for the Arts 1590 B Pacheco St., 983-6372 Behind-the-scenes access to the collection of global Indigenous art.

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MUSIC BROOMDUST CARAVAN Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Hear cosmic Americana and juke-joint honky-tonk from the local quintet.

6 pm, free DETROIT LIGHTNING Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Grateful Dead covers done right by talented musicians.

7 pm, $10 DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The smoothest piano action you ever did hear.

6:30 pm, free EQUINOX WITH BRENDA FUNCHES Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 426-1753 Stop by to hear spicy jazz tunes from the ensemble joined by the powerful vocalist for this special performance.

7 pm, free FIRST FRIDAY: ART AND MUSIC Georgia O'Keeffe Museum 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Drop by the courtyard, explore the use of color in modern artwork and create your own plein air piece.

5 pm, free

KATERI CHAMBERS First Presbyterian Church SF 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Hear the flutist play a selection of classical music, including one by Debussy.

5:30 pm, free KINETIC FRIDAYS Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Get kinetic and move your butt around, or whatever. The DJ plays hip-hoppity pop stuff.

9 pm, free NATHAN FOX Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 The singer-songwriter presents his newest folk rock originals and plays some covers.

5 pm, free ORNETC. Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Hear classic jazz tunes played by this local quartet who produce an awesome sound.

7 pm, free SOUND & VISION Fresh Santa Fe 2855 Cooks Road Studio A The Ryan Seward Trio, Mark Weaver and Mike Balistreri join others in an evening of live jazz fusion featuring video and art installations by Jay Baker and Ursula Bolimowski.

8 pm, $10 THE BUS TAPES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 The group plays folk rock in the tavern. Enjoy them with an ice cold beer, because that sounds really good right now.

7 pm, free

THEATER 2016 FIESTA MELODRAMA: THE BRIDGES OF SANTA FE COUNTY Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A Fiesta tradition since 1919, this roast-like comedy tells the fictional tale of a powerhungry Sheriff who wants to destroy Fiestas and includes some fun-poking of local institutions and people.

7:30 pm, $25 DUCDAME ENSEMBLE: THE MERCHANT OF VENICE Santa Fe High School 2100 Yucca St., 954-2434 One of Shakespeare’s most difficult and rich plays, presented by the International Shakespeare Center Santa Fe with actors from NYC’s Ducdame Ensemble.

7 pm, $25

WORKSHOP FINDING CALM, CLARITY, AND COMPASSION IN THE STORM OF ILLNESS Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 Susan Bauer-Wu and Mary Taylor lead this transformation retreat. Using gentle yoga and reflective writing you may learn skills to enhance the quality of your life.

Noon, $25

SAT/3 ART OPENINGS 20 NEW MEXICO PHOTOGRAPHERS EXHIBIT Edition One Gallery 1036 Canyon Road, 570-5385 View images from 20 talented and emerging New Mexico photographers curated by Jerry Courvoisier. Through Sept. 23.

5 pm, free GURHAN TRUNK SHOW Sorrel Sky Gallery 125 W Palace Ave., 501-6555 See hand-hammered pure gold jewelry made by Gurhan, who has had pieces commissioned by stars like Gwen Stefani and Oprah. The jewler found his passion for the art late in life, and made his first piece at 40. It’s never too late to do what you love!

Noon, free

BOOKS/LECTURES BICYCLING INDIA: JUDY COSTLOW Travel Bug Coffee Shop 839 Paseo de Peralta, 992-0418 Hear about an adventure of a lifetime from the bicyclist who spent time roaming the country on two wheels, giving her a tourist experience not had by many.

5 pm, free JOYCEGROUP SANTA FE St. John's College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 684-6000 Join other James Joyce lovers to read and discuss his master works in the weekly morning group. In Winiarsku seminar room 201, led by Adam Harvey, local Joyce enthusiast.

10 am, free

DANCE FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Enjoy a glass of Spanish wine while you watch Spanish dances, flamenco-style. If you close your eyes, you may be able to convince yourself you’re on vacation, and who doesn’t want that?

6:30 pm, $25 ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET: PROGRAM B Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-7050 See the company perform a three-part program of Alejandro Cerrudo’s piece titled Silent Ghost, Cayetano Soto’s Huma Rojo and Jiri Kylián’s Sleepless (see A&C, page 23).

8 pm, $25-$94

EVENTS ARTFUL LOOKING New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 View art through fresh eyes with the help of guest educator Elaine Ritchel, of Santa Fe Art Tours, as you examine composition, color and texture.

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MUSIC DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Listen to piano played by the guy with the smoothest skills.

6:30 pm, free FAITH AMOUR Center Stage 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 Hear modern jazz played by John Rangel, Andy Zadrozny and Mo Roberts as they open for the lovely and talented jazz-goddess, Amour.

7 pm, $25 INTERWOVEN RELEASE SHOW Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Special guests D Numbers and Storming the Beaches with Logos in Hand join GRYGRDNS to celebrate and perform at the release of their first full-length album Interwoven. Each track on the album is named after a textile, giving a tactile element to the auditory experience (see Music, page 21).

8 pm, $13 IYAH BAND Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Say aaay-aaah for the reggae group. They play on the tavern deck.

3 pm, free JONO MANSON Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Roots rock by the songwriter who's written Grammywinning songs.

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BLAST OFF: QUEER AUTHORS BOOK LAUNCH Wise Fool New Mexico 1131 Siler Road, 992-2588 Three local authors present their newest books amongst the party environment with acrobatics, a root beer float bar and live music by Eileen and the In-Betweens. Kim Gryphon presents Shadow Flare, Alexandra Diaz brings The Only Road and Bisi Ademulegun premiers Welted Backs.

5 pm, free ROWLEY FARMHOUSE ALES GRAND OPENING Rowley Farmhouse Ales 1405 Maclovia St., 428-0719 Stop by the farmhouse-style brewery, sample their craft barrel-aged brews and welcome them to the city.

3 pm, free SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET Santa Fe Railyard Plaza Guadalupe Street and Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 A great selection of local produce, meats and cheeses you can get directly from the farmer. Plus artisan breads and pastries and all the yummy, fresh ingredients for a lovely weekend dinner.

7 am, free

On one hand, it’s a much better time to be a transgender or gender non-conforming person than in previous eras of human history, but there is still much violence, a serious ways to go and a lot to learn when it comes to being an ally or even a decent person. Just ask Jess Clark, a trans activist and education and prevention manager for Solace Crisis Treatement Center, who facilitates the upcoming workshop, Trangender 101: Beyond Blue and Pink (5:30 pm, Tuesday Sept. 6. Free. Dragonstone Studios, 313 Camino Alire, 992-8833). Clark provides an open and safe space for businesses, nonprofits and/or private citizens to educate themselves on the matter and helps to cultivate understanding and acceptace. What’s cooler than that? (Alex De Vore) Give us an idea of what the class covers.

Right now we’re coming against a huge onslaught of people who are actively working against trans rights.

Working against rigid gender norms is a really hard thing. And I think people who want to hang on to those norms really tightly [do so] because they get some kind of meaning in their lives from those norms, and trans people are the easiest targets. We started doing these presentations as a larger part of our violence prevention strategy; it covers basic terminology, how to be act most repsectfully as a human being, that gender expression and gender identity are not the same thing.

We always hear about how Santa Fe is a safe and accepting place. Is this true in your experience?

We are really lucky in Santa Fe. I feel lucky to have come out and started transitioning here. For the most part I’ve had really positive relations and lovely people around me. Like any marginalized group, we’ll explain our existence in whatever way brings access to care, and this tends to either make us heroic or pitiable, and when you’re heroic or pitiable, there’s almost no room for the everyday brilliance in between.

How does one be a good ally?

Think of the term “ally” as a verb and constantly engage, because it’s never over. Some people use the label as a way to not be accountable to whatever marginalized community. Acting as an ally is to understand that you can have really good intentions, but your actions are more important. What works for me may not be the kind of access another person needs. There’s no onesize-fits-all solution. My best takeaway is that if you’re in the bathroom with someone and you think they’re in the wrong bathroom, unless they’re verbally or physically assaulting someone, don’t worry about it. They know where they are.

MARIACHI EXTRAVAGANZA Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 982-3030 The annual concert celebrates Fiestas de Santa Fe with a Mariachi performance and a lot of dancing. ¡Que víva!

7:30 pm, $26-$61

CHERYL ALTERS JAMISON IS HEATING IT UP WITH A BOLD NEW BRAND, WEBSITE, VIDEOS & RADIO SHOW!

Cheryl Alters Jamison FRIDAYS 11AM - 12PM

MELODY POND Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Candy Lee and Emily Rowland complete the act that is Melody Pond. Lee writes all of the Arkansas duo's folky jazz originals.

6 pm, free

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NOCHE DE FLAMENCO El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Fancy footwork with flamenco music makes for a festive evening.

7 pm, $10 ROSE'S PAWN SHOP Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 The ensemble from coalmining country brings their guitars, banjos, fiddles and a stand up bass to play their raucous brand of Americanameets-folk-rock.

7 pm, $10 SO SOPHISTICATED WITH DJ 12 TRIBE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 So-phisticated they play the top 40 hits you’ve heard many times by now.

9 pm, $7 TIM NOLEN & RAILYARD REUNION Santa Fe Farmers Market 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 Eat a fresh pastry with locally grown fruit and listen to bluegrass played by the local guys.

9 am, free VAVIÉN GiG Performance Space 1808 2nd St., 989-8442 A trio of talented musicians headed by flamenco guitarist Calvin Hazen play a lively set that may have you dancing.

7:30 pm, $20

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2016 FIESTA MELODRAMA: THE BRIDGES OF SANTA FE COUNTY Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A Fiesta tradition since 1919, this roast-like comedy tells the fictional tale of a powerhungry comptroller who wants to destroy Fiestas and includes some fun-poking of local institutions and people, so expect to leave with some sore cheeks.

7:30 pm, $25 DUCDAME ENSEMBLE: THE MERCHANT OF VENICE Santa Fe High School 2100 Yucca St., 954-2434 One of Shakespeare's most difficult and rich plays, presented by the International Shakespeare Center Santa Fe with actors from NYC's Ducdame Ensemble.

7 pm, $25

WORKSHOP SMART PHONE PHOTOGRAPHY GROUP Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 Learn how to take a pic like a pro with your smartphone camera in this two-hour guided class. Impress your kids the next time they visit and selfie like a Kardashian.

Noon, free

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SUN/4 BOOKS/LECTURES DWIGHT T PITCAITHLEY New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Pitcaithley served as chief historian for the National Park Service for over 10 years, and he gives a two-hour lecture titled 100 Years of Our National Parks, to celebrate their centennial birthday.

2 pm, free JOURNEYSANTAFE: TODD M LOPEZ Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Lopez, a natural resources attorney, gives a lecture titled Dysfunctional Development. We are guessing he’s going to talk natural resource development.

11 am, free

MUSIC DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Montgomery has piano skills like most of us have problems—a load of them—and they are the smoothest skills around.

6:30 pm, free LONE PINON Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Northern New Mexico roots music inspired by Latin tones.

Norteño por vida.

7 pm, free THE BARBED WIRES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 The group plays soulful blues and covers classics with a badass attitude that makes you want to sing along.

3 pm, free TONE IN GEORGIA Ghost 2899 Trades West Road Tone In Georgia is joined by locals Tall Marsh Plant and Loretta's Got A Gun to bring you an evening of Americana you won't forget.

7:30 pm, free

2016 FIESTA MELODRAMA: THE BRIDGES OF SANTA FE COUNTY Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 A fiesta tradition since 1919, this roast-like comedy tells the fictional tale of a powerhungry comptroller who wants to destroy Fiestas.

2 pm, $25

MON/5 BOOKS/LECTURES KATHLEEN WALL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 The Jemez Pueblo installation artist presents her lecture My Artistry in Clay.

6 pm, $12

MUSIC COWGIRL KARAOKE WITH MICHÉLE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michele Leidig, Queen of Santa Fe Karaoke, hosts this night of amateurish fun.

9 pm, free DJ OBI ZEN Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Listen to a mash-up of live percussion and electronic beats from the DJ who does a little of both.

10 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 He is the smoothest, and we will tell you every day.

6:30 pm, free LONE PINON Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 New Mexican roots music.

3 pm, free

TUE/6 BOOKS/LECTURES SHORT SHORT STORIES Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Bring your work to read aloud, or sit and listen to others', but make it short. Like under-fiveminutes-short.

6 pm, free

EVENTS HITCH RIBBON CUTTING CEREMONY City Hall 200 Lincoln Ave., 955-6621 Join Mayor Javier Gonzales and Curate Santa Fe as they walk around the downtown area to view and appreciate newly installed artsy bike racks. Each was designed by a local artist under the vision of Curate’s Niomi Fawn, herself a super-bitchin’ artist. Need to lock your bike? This is the way (see SFR Picks, page 17).

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K, Jimmy John’s bananas-nutzo “Free Smells” sign in the window always triggers a snarky guffaw from my heavily glossed kisser. Smells are always free, like it or not. Scent is up there with style and class and all the things that make us shake our shiny tail feathers in society to fit in, show off and be noticed. And sometimes it can backfire.

Think of a gorgeous, stylish young lad dressed in some of the raddest finery. Like, woah, did this dude just get off a plane from Copenhagen? I mean, he’s all wicked super freshy-fresh with an outfit that makes my eyes get googly. You nudge your pal, and in hushed tones say, “See? Santa Fe has such eclectic boho peeps, even if they are just popping in as a tourist ... How fab are we to attract such incredible hella unique fashion folks?!” I mean how—wait. What? He saunters by you and you gag up a li’l mini puke cuz baby love, he smells. And I mean he really smells bad.

He is Mr. Stinky. It could be that he just didn’t wash his glossy, pistachio flowing locks and has an overripe bouquet of rancid hippy hair. Or that he took a quickie dip in a fetid pool of icky yuck-yuck men’s cologne.

Or that he just plain STINKS. This, my friends, as you are well aware, is not uncommon. People can indeed reek; tacky perfume is like bad breath for the soul.

Better just to wash and go rather than grab that dime store slop and splash it on. You will ruin yourself. Your perfectly worked-out tush and your flouncy bouncy hair and your pedicure will go unnoticed if you smell like a magazine ad. My motto is: When in doubt, don’t. And do not drunk-scent-shop.

A white sage mist from La Montañita Co-op (913 W Alameda St., 984-2582) and some smack-yo-face lemongrass oil will do quite well in the Fanta Se. Plus it repels nasty skeeters.

I met the most dreamily scented fellow on a hot Santa Fe night on the patio at Rio Chama (414 Old Santa Fe Trail, 955-0765). I was sipping in the sights and delighting to deep house when BOOM BING BAM, DJ Yon Hudson appeared. But I didn’t see him, I smelled him. Immediately I grabbed my hubby and said, “Smell that dude!” He complied without batting an eye, and we both “oohed!” and “ahhed!”

Yon just smiled and said, “Yes. I have a thing for vintage men’s cologne. This one is Pour Homme, Tom Ford’s FIRST scent for Gucci circa 2003 mixed with Kilian’s Smoke For The Soul.”

Well, he had me with Kilian (lucky us, it’s at the Cos Bar, 128 W Water St., 984-2676)! I adore Kilian and my scent is Sweet Redemption, aka The End. Try to find it, I dare you. Kilian is created by the heir to the Hennessy Cognac empire, and the cellars redolent of cedar and the ephemeral angels’ share surely inspired him in his youth. I pressed Yon hard and got him to give me a tour of his glowing and temperature-controlled cabinet of magi-

cal aromatic elixirs. I mean, some of these are just impossible to find. He gave me 3 spritzes of the Pour Homme, and I don’t think I will ever wash my shirt again. Think pencil shavings and Paris in the rain. It’s woodsy-crisp and smells perfectly rich!

Mmhmm, I said it. Scent can make you seem insanely wealthy. It can trick people. Make ‘em think you are and you become the fantasy. Just ask Ralph Lifshitz—oops, I mean Ralph Lauren.

In Santa Fe we have crackly electric monsoons with sweet piñon smoke swirling around, mixed with it the heady roasting of green chile and ancient sage.

We are beyond blessed and, let’s face it, we know as much. We revel in the sumptuous, unctuous overload of olfactory delights, well aware that these scents will always bring us back to that moment when we first breathed in Santa Fe. Great java can delight and enchant us as well.

Since June of 1992, Bill and Helen Deutsch of Holy Spirit Espresso (225 W San Francisco St., 9203664) have served stunning espressos and the most delicious piñon sap cream. No, not for your joe, buddy, it’s for your hands and tootsies. Bill rocks the style ticket with ever-changing double bandanas in a kaleidoscope of hues and Helen concocts the cream. She wildforages the piñon sap pine and fir EO and mixes it with pure shea butter, olive oil and a whole lotta care. And baby, I am addicted. Order through e-mail from coffeeflower@msn.com or just pop into their shop. It also comes in lavender and herby varieties, the latter of which features rosemary, tea tree, marjoram and bergamot.

For my style fiends this week we have a sweatshirt by up-andcoming, newly minted darling of the fashion world, Nicola Brognano! He just won the Who Is On Next 2016 fashion scouting project created by Altaroma in collaboration with Vogue Italia, and his collection is jaw-dropping genius. For PINKO Uniqueness, a huge European brand known for supporting young creative talent and re-infusing money and opportunity into the fashion scene, he created a whimsy-dipped sportswear collection emblazoned with slogans. Brognano took cues from Barbara Kruger with inspired sayings like “When I’m with u it’s paradise.” But what got my snout twitching was his hilarious take on the Paris luxe brand of scents and candles by Diptyque (whose fragrances range from Orange Tree to Old Montauk Highway, I kid you not). He replaced the classic Diptyque logo with “Love Me Tender” splashed out all over rad-asheck sweatshirts (see drawing).

Brognano’s genius is quite unique, and it sparks us with desire and humor and teases our nostrils as to know what tender love must smell like. I say pure musk and innocent Love’s Baby Soft with a drop of Coppertone … I can dream.

So take that extra moment to put that aromatic cherry on top of your look. It’s a big deal. It is. And when you give out your 15th hug of the day (you do know the happiness quota is 20 hugs a day!), you will get a huge “Ahhhhh” from your huggie. They’ll gasp. “OMG! You smell sooooo good!” And you will nod knowingly and coo, “Thank you darling, thank you.”

Immediately I grabbed my hubby and said, ‘Smell that dude!’

Sweatshirt for Pinko Uniqueness by Nicola Brogano.

Modeled by Jon Moritsugu.

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FOOD MARIACHI TACO TUESDAYS La Fogata Grill 112 W San Francisco St., 501-5355 Who doesn't love a good taco with some good tunes?

7 pm, free

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DOUG MONTGOMERY Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 The smoothest piano concert on any given night in Santa Fe is the one Montgomery is putting on. His skills are so smooth that we tell you, nearly daily, and we will tell you again. Go see this guy do his key rockin’ piano thing if you want to see what smooth piano playing looks and sounds like. And, his repertoire is massive, so he will probably play one of your favorite covers and you can hum or sing along and be merry.

6:30 pm, free

SHAKESPEARE TALKS: EVERY PERFORMANCE IS AN INTERPRETATION Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 How many ways can a Shakespearean scene be interpreted? Are there scenes you would like to see presented in a particular way? Come and see various possibilities of different scenes and discuss the implications, and even try your hand at directing the way a scene goes.

6 pm, free

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SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET SOUTHSIDE Santa Fe Place Mall 4250 Cerrillos Road, 473-4253 Grab farm-fresh fruits, vegetables, starter plants and snacks plus local meats, cheeses and breads. And we’re going to say it again, these sunny opportunities are lessening as the days fall into autmn and the light goes with them.

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“The U.S. Government Will Never White Wash My Grandparents” by Melanie Yazzie is on display at New Mexico Museum of Art as part of Finding a Contemporary Voice: The Legacy of Lloyd Kiva New and IAIA. EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS 334 Los Pinos Road, 471-2261 GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Far Wide Texas; Georgia O’Keeffe.

HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, (575) 758-9826 Mabel Dodge Luhan & Company: American Moderns and the West. Ken Price, Death Shrine I. Agnes Martin Gallery.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ART 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Rick Bartow: Things You Cannot Explain. Through Dec. 31. Lloyd Kiva New: Art. Through Dec. 31.

MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Into the Future: Culture Power in Native American Art. Landscape of an Artist: Living Treasure Dan Namingha.

MUSEUM OF INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo,476-1200 Flamenco: From Spain to New Mexico. Through Sept. 2017.

Sacred Realm. The Morris Miniature Circus. Under pressure. Through Dec. 2017.

MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 Chimayó: A Pilgrimage Through Two Centuries. The Beltran Kropp Collection. The Delgado Room.

NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Agnes Martin and Me. Through Aug. 2017.

Lowriders, Hoppers and Hot Rods: Car Culture of Northern

New Mexico. Through March 2017.

NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Anne Noggle, Assumed Identities. Alcoves 16/17.

PALACE OF THE GOVERNORS 105 W Palace Ave., 476-5100 Fractured Faiths: Spanish Judaism, The Inquisition and New World Identities.

POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-3334 Ashley Browning, Perspective of Perception. The Past of the Govenors.

WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 986-4636 Eveli, Energy and Significance.

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FOOD 5. Slice the peaches and add them to the sugar mixture along with the vanilla and cinnamon.

6. Roll out one of the disks of dough until it’s a little less than 12 inches in diameter. Gently lift it into the pie plate.

7. Fill it with the peach mixture.

8. Roll out the second disk and either use it whole or cut it into lattice strips or other shapes.

Somehow, get a top crust over that pie, fold the edges of the top crust over the bottom, tuck them in and press them together. Crimp them some way that makes you happy. (I make a C with the thumb and forefinger of my left hand and put it on the outside edge of the crust, then press my right thumb on to the top crust into the opening of the C.) 9. Put the pie on a baking sheet that will catch any stray drips.

10. Stir the egg white together with a little water, brush it over the surface and sprinkle the pie with sugar.

11. Bake the pie about 1 hour 15 minutes, or until it’s golden brown.

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BY GWYNETH DOLAND thefork@gmail.com

here’s no perfect peach pie. We just have to keep baking them and keep eating them. Bummer, right? One of the best traditions I’ve created for my adult life is making a peach pie for my birthday. But this year the peaches didn’t obey the will of my calendar so I was waiting… waiting… waiting for them. Finally, the other day my neighbor hollered across the pasture: “COME GET SOME PEACHES!” To which I responded, “Oh, hi. I’m already at your door because I started running as soon as you said peaches.”

And her tree was just exploding with fruit. An abundance of riches! A preponderance of peaches!

I used this pie as an excuse to try out a few new ideas that have been rattling around in my brain lately. (Some of these may be familiar to you if you read our weekly e-mail newsletter, The Fork. What, you don’t get it? Sign up now!) First, I wanted to try out the idea that disposable aluminum pie pans do the best job of browning the bottom crust. Second, I wanted to see if I could make the filling crystal-clear and non-soupy using a modified cornstarch, coveted by pie nerds, called ClearJel. You can buy it online.

I happened to find a 1-pound bag for $4.29 at The Specialty Shop in Albuquerque (5823 Lomas Blvd.

NE, 266-1212). It comes in instant or regular; either works here.

Last but not least, I really, really wanted to not peel the peaches. Because OMG WTF such a PITA. And I found you can’t even tell the skins are there. I want all those peach-peeling hours of my life back! The pie turned out great. And before adjusting the recipe I had way too much filling and crust, so I assembled two mini pies and put them in the freezer.

PEACH PIE INGREDIENTS: ·· ·· ·· ·· ·· ··

About 2 pounds fresh peaches, pitted and sliced 1/4 cup ClearJel (or quick-cooking tapioca) 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 egg white (for egg wash, optional) Sugar for sprinkling (optional)

DIRECTIONS: 1. Prepare the pie crusts and chill the disks of dough for 30 minutes.

2. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

3. In a large mixing bowl, stir together the sugar and ClearJel, breaking up any lumps.

4. De-fuzz the peaches by using a kitchen towel to gently rub off as much fuzz as you can.

12. Allow the pie to rest and cool before you slice it.

You just worked really hard to not make a soupy pie, so don’t ruin it now. That filling needs a little time to set.

PIE CRUST If you’re really using an 8-inch disposable pie plate you’ll have too much dough here; plan to make an extra mini pie or some rugelach with the extra dough. If you have a little extra peach filling you can make a little hand pie or two.

If you don’t have a food processor you can cut the fat into the flour using a dough cutter or two butter knives, or just smear it in with your hands. Use what ya got.

INGREDIENTS: ·· 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour ·· 1 1/2 teaspoons sugar ·· 1 teaspoon salt ·· 1/2 cup (1 stick) cold butter ·· 1/2 cup cold lard or Crisco ·· 6 tablespoons (more or less) ice water DIRECTIONS: 1. Put the flour, sugar and salt into the bowl of a food processor fitted with the metal cutting blade. Cut the butter and Crisco into chunks and toss it in.

2. Whir until it looks like wet sand and pea gravel.

Dump the mixture into a bowl and add the water a little bit at a time, tossing gently with a spoon between each addition. Stop when you can gather it into a ball and it mostly sticks together.

3. Divide the dough into three equal parts and wrap each in waxed paper or plastic wrap.

4. Chill 30 minutes.

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Take that, banks! by alex de vore alex@sfreporter.com

About 30 minutes into Hell or High Water, an unfortunate thought occurs: It’s trying to be a Blood Simple/Fargo kind of Coen Brothers film, but it’s failing.

The slow burn tells the tale of Texas brothers Tanner (Ben Foster) and Toby Howard (Chris Pine’s eyebrows), ranchers who turn to bank robbery in order to pay off bank debts and pro-

vide for Toby’s estranged family. All the while, Texas Ranger Marcus Hamilton (Jeff Bridges, who is basically why we’re nearly tricked into thinking it’s the Coens) is hot on their heels with his partner Alberto (House of Cards’ Gil Birmingham). We’re told constantly that the plan is smart: Rob a specific bank’s various under-secured branches in small Texas towns and then launder the money through Native casinos located in Oklahoma. And though we can accept that this somehow makes Toby a genius, his unpredictable ex-con brother acts as wild card and begins to muck it all up

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fleshed-out character, a misstep that is all the more disappointing since the entire film otherwise progresses under the assumption that banks are evil, and while they most certainly have proven they are, it seems an ultimately flimsy motivation. Too bad, because Pine’s unease might have translated into a Robin Hood-like regard for the brothers’ actions; Tanner, unfortunately, is never redeemed.

The final 15 minutes feel tacked-on in a “let’s wrap this up” fashion, and we simply can’t shake the feeling that other filmmakers have executed similar subject matter with more successful results. It’s as if director David Mackenzie (we promise you don’t know him) seems to have missed the line between homage and distorted emulation.

It isn’t that Hell of High Water is boring—more like it feels as if it couldn’t quite realize its full potential. Bridges is always worth watching, even when his lines are goofy, and Birmingham strikes a superb counterpoint to his gruff, old cowpoke demeanor (let’s get this guy more roles, huh?). Regardless, it still isn’t the Coen Brothers; rather, it’s a simple story told just well enough as to not bother anyone.

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as he operates outside their agreed-upon tactics. Unplanned robberies, a penchant for violence and a psychotic need to stir shit up fuel Foster’s scenes, and we constantly have this uneasy feeling he’s about to explode. He portrays this restrained lunacy to perfection. Pine, on the other hand, is flat and emotionless to the point we constantly wish Foster would just get back on-screen already.

What could have been a tense catand-mouse story turns sour as Bridges and Birmingham’s relationship makes for something akin to comedic relief.

Uh-oh! The old-timer cowboy cop is full of racist little quips for the stoic Native cop—but they’re buddies and love each other despite all the chop-busting! This doesn’t mix entirely well with Pine and Foster’s decidedly more serious scenes, and it’s hard to invest in either duo when the brothers are complete assholes and the cops are borderline bumbling. This makes the way they finally do catch up to the brothers feel anti-climactic or like they lucked out.

The Texas backdrop, however, is gorgeous and embodies place-as-character in a way not so enjoyable since the first season of True Detective’s terrifying Louisiana backcountry. Music from Nick Cave sets a tone of constant dread and ramps up the unspoken feeling that Pine’s character never wanted to resort to robbery. This could have (and should have) been explored more deeply, which leaves us with half of a

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SUICIDE SQUAD “Subpar writing and mostly run-of-themill performances.”

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JASON BOURNE “The ending leaves room for yet another sequel. We really don’t need it.”

COMPLETE UNKNOWN Toward the end of Complete Unknown, one character tells the other, “That’s crazy and fucked up and kind of amazing.”

In what could be the slowest movie ever made about New York City, at least those first two are right. Michael Shannon is Tom, who’s nothing like the General Zod in Man of Steel, but more like a moody pencil pusher who realizes during his birthday party that he’s not satisfied with his job or, it seems, his life, even though he has a smoking-hot, playful, Farsi-speaking, creative wife (Azita Ghanizada). Rachel Weisz (The Mummy) plays Alice, a woman with a mysterious past and a penchant for adventure.

Their intersection in the plot largely takes place over one evening and tries to be transcendental, but it comes out as a weird, slow story with a bunch of slow, dramatic pauses where nothing actually happens. The camera doesn’t move and the characters have boring, melancholic existences, except for the wife, who seems to be close to the edge of reinventing her dreams.

Danny Glover appears as the husband of Kathy Bates in an oddball cameo. He has a Haitan accent, she has a head of gray hair—and neither does anything that we couldn’t have lived without.

magical samisen that can bring origami to life, a power he uses to tell stories to the townspeople.

Mom constantly reminds our young hero that he must never stay out after dark or his grandfather, the evil Moon King (Ralph Fiennes), will come for him and take his other eye. Yikes.

This system works for many years until Kubo accidentally stays out too late during the festival of Obon, a yearly occurrence wherein the souls of departed loved ones supposedly return to speak with the living.

Turns out his mother’s warnings were true, and as soon as the moon hangs in the sky, Kubo is relentlessly pursued by the Moon King’s twin daughters, an evil pair voiced brilliantly by Rooney Mara (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo), who do indeed want his other eye. The twins are utterly terrifying but, with the help of his mother’s magic, Kubo is able to escape.

Alone and scared, our hero is joined by a no-nonsense monkey (Charlize Theron), who is a martial arts expert, and a warrior (Matthew McConaughey) cursed to wander the earth without his memories and in anthropomorphized beetle form.

The combination of stop-motion and computer animation is absolutely stunning, from the large-scale action sequences to seemingly unimportant details such as the

Since the core of the twisting plot is its only redeeming quality, we’ll leave out an analysis of its shortfall. Yet it’s interesting that we learn Alice feels trapped by being known—when someone else “wants to lay claim to you.” Exploring this would have been worthwhile. But apparently that didn’t occur to director and writer Joshua Marston, which is disappointing after the compelling characters in his 2004 heroin-smuggling drama Maria Full of Grace. The feeling that you’re supposed to spend the quiet moments of Complete Unknown contemplating the meaning of the truth, the merit of loyalty to your own character, and just what you might do with the opportunity to start with a blank slate doesn’t surpass the feeling of, “Why am I still watching this?” Not completely sure.

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KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS

Animation powerhouse Laika, which previously brought us Coraline and ParaNorman, is out to blow our minds all over again with Kubo and the Two Strings, a fable heavily influenced by Japanese mythology and one of the finest films of the year. A young boy with one eye named Kubo (Art Parkinson) spends much of his time caring for his ailing mother and the rest making money by busking with a

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In a medium that never seems to tire of fluff or talking down to kids, this is a brilliant alternative. Smart, funny and thrilling throughout, it very well may go down in film history as one of the greatest animation features of all time. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG, 101 min.

PETE’S DRAGON Keeping up with the endless onslaught of remakes, reboots, re-imaginings and so forth is Pete’s Dragon, the newest pile of heartwarming dreck from the fine folks at Disney. It’s all about having faith and believing in that which maybe you can’t see and not caring all that much that your parents are dead. We follow Pete (Children of the Moon’s Oakes Fegley), a young lad left alone in the wilderness who, with the aid of a dragon he names Elliot, survives somehow and spends his days playing hide and go seek with his puppy-like reptile friend. Elliot loves Pete with all of his oversized dragon heart because … well, he just does, and that suits Pete just fine for the six-ish years they spend together in the woods.

Cue Grace (Jurassic World’s Bryce Dallas Howard), a spirited forest service ranger who spends her days hiking around, smiling and being totally into nature. Despite her insistence to her father (Robert Redford) that she knows the woods like the back of her hand (a line that’s actually used), she never noticed Pete until now. It’s almost unbelievable that she’d be the one to find the kid, since it’s her dad who spent the last 30 years destroying all of his credibility by telling everyone who’d listen that he saw a dragon out there when he was young.

The statsitics of that are mind-boggling, but oh, won’t it be so satisfying if the naysayers are proven wrong?

The rest of the film plays out like a patchwork of familiar kids movie tropes, becoming a combination of Harry and the Hendersons and White Fang. Music-swelling hugs occur every couple minutes to the point that they aren’t so much “Awww!” moments as much as we begin to feel emotionally manipulated. We aren’t sure how Howard keeps winding up in these roles where massive lizards make everybody run around full-tilt, but we sure hope she can expand her repertoire soon.

Pete’s Dragon does get points for never underestimating its audience or assuming that kids won’t be able to handle heavy topics

such as dead parents, non-nuclear families, bravery or even solitude, but other than some undeniably gorgeous CGI work and the overall message that yes, Virginia, there really is magic in the world, there is nothing to get all that worked up about. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG, 103 min.

SUICIDE SQUAD When a pair of mind-bogglingly powerful meta-humans (DC’s version of mutants … or gods) appears to wreak havoc on the fictional Midway City because they hate computers and cellphones and stuff, Argus agent Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) steps in with the just-plain-preposterous plan to sic a mess of super-villains on them and save the day.

It’s an exciting premise that unravels slowly and painfully due to editing issues, unclear timelines, subpar writing and mostly run-ofthe-mill performances.

For longtime comics fans, this is the moment we’ve been waiting for; granted, it’s a mite odd that so much exposition is spent on Harley Quinn (a fantastic Margot Robbie) and Deadshot (Will Smith, who shows up and plays Will Smith as he always does) while everyone else gets a two-second “they’re bad!” backstory. But Harley and Deadshot are definitely the brand names, so what’re you gonna do?

The squad also boasts various other baddies who serve very little purpose, such as Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) and Diablo (Jay Hernandez), as well as lesser-known (to the mainstream, anyway) jerks like Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney), Katana (Karen Fukuhara), Enchantress (Cara Delevingne, who plays a very important part that we won’t spoil here) and Slipknot (Adam Beach). The cast is rounded out with good guy/soldier Rick Flag (RoboCop’s Joel Kinnaman), who leads the squad (kind of), cameo appearances from Batman (Ben Affleck) and The Flash (Ezra Miller) and, the greatest disappointment of all, The Joker (a dimensionless Jared Leto).

Leto is not only completely underused, but his psychoses—which we’re supposed to believe are so damn charming that they transformed upstanding psychologist Harleen Quinzell into the bloodthirsty Harley Quinn— are distilled into a baffling combination of blingwearing, nightclub-hanging douchey-sportscar-enthusiasm. Never is The Joker’s presence frightening or ominous or even essential to the story, and though newcomers will learn the bulk of Harley’s motivations come from her

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So much time is spent catching us up with everyone’s backstory that, by the time we’re given an actual villain, it’s practically too late, and the goodwill that was initially generated is squandered. There’s a valuable lesson here: DC Comics films really seem to suffer without Christopher Nolan. (Alex De Vore) Violet Crown, Regal, Jean Cocteau, PG-13, 123 min.

JASON BOURNE The newest film in the long-running tale of that darn forgetful CIA assassin/spy who’s always trying his damndest to come in from the cold is kind of brash and confused about itself, and that means it’s just not very good.

Last time out, he exposed the CIA’s Blackbriar program, a clandestine black op that turns the very best operatives into remorseless, unthinking murderers. Bourne remembers who he is now, sure, but he still needs answers about how his dead dad fits into everything and he’s damn well going to get ‘em.

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If previous Bourne films set out to grit-ify the spy thriller genre (and succeeded), the newest installment seemingly doesn’t recall that, and just because you can do that up close nauseatingly shaky camera stuff doesn’t mean you should. In fact, most action shots are so allover-the-place confusing that we almost never know where to look, and while director Paul Greengrass may be someplace dusting off his hands and congratulating himself on shirking the played-out trope of a stable shot, the rest of us are wondering why he’d do us like that.

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Summons. 2. You must respond to writing. You must file your written 505-242-4198, Fax: 505-242-4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant You must respond to this lawsuit in this lawsuit in writing. You must response with the Court no later This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New writing. You must file your written file your written response with the than thirty (30) days from the date To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For response with the Court no later Court no later than thirty (30) days you are served with this Summons.

Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, than thirty (30) days from the date from the date you are served with (The date you are considered served District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 19th day of January, this Summons. (The date you are you are served with this Summons. with the Summons is determined New Mexico, this 25 day of January, 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of (The date you are considered served considered served with the Summons 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of

by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s Court By: /s/ Ginger Sloan Deputy with the Summons is determined is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) Court By: /s/ Victoria B. Neal Deputy address is listed above. 3. You must

by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3. You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court. When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800-876-6227; or 1-505-797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505242-4198, Fax: 505-242-4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 12 day of January, 2016.

Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Victoria Martinez Deputy

Summons/D-101-CV-2016-00148 Ashley E. Simison State Of New Mexico County Of Santa Fe First Judicial District Court, 225 Montezuma Avenue, Santa Fe, NM 87501, (505) 455-8250 Case Number: D-101-CV-2016-00148 Judge: Francis J. Mathew Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Ashley E. Simison; Unknown Spouse of Ashley E. Simison; John Does I V, inclusive; Jane Does I-V, inclusive; Black Corporations I-V, inclusive; White Partnerships I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the above-named Defendants, if deceased, Defendant.

Summons The State Of New Mexico To: Ashley E. Simison, 3114 McMahon Road, Silver Springs, Maryland 20902.

To The Above Named Defendant(s): Take notice that 1. A lawsuit has been filed against you. A copy of the lawsuit is attached. The Court issued this Summons. 2. You must respond to this lawsuit in writing. You must file your written response with the Court no later than thirty (30) days from the date you are served with this Summons. (The date you are considered served with the Summons is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3.

You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court.

When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800-876-6227; or 1-505-797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505242-4198, Fax: 505-242-4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 20th day of January, 2016. Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Raisa Morales Deputy

The Court’s address is listed above. 3.

You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court.

When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800-876-6227; or 1-505-797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505242-4198, Fax: 505-242-4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 22 day of January, 2016.

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file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court. When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800-876-6227; or 1-505-797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505242-4198, Fax: 505-242-4169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 22 day of January, 2016.

Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Victoria B. Neal Deputy State Of New Mexico County Of Santa Fe First Judicial District Court, 225 Montezuma Avenue, Santa Fe, NM 87501, (505) 455-8250 Case Number: D-101-CV-2016-00112 Judge: David K. Thomson Villas De Santa Fe Condominium Association, Inc. Plaintiff, v. Ray M. Abeita; Christine Abeita; John Does I V, inclusive; Jane Does I-V, inclusive; Black Corporations I-V, inclusive; White Partnerships I-V, inclusive; Unknown Heirs and Devisees of each of the above-named Defendants, if deceased, Defendant. Summons The State Of New Mexico To: Ray M. Abeita, PO Box 189, Isleta, New Mexico 87022. To The Above Named Defendant(s): Take notice that 1. A lawsuit has been filed against you. A copy of the lawsuit is attached. The Court issued this Summons. 2. You must respond to this lawsuit in writing.

You must file your written response with the Court no later than thirty (30) days from the date you are served with this Summons. (The date you are considered served with the Summons is determined by Rule 1-004 NMRA) The Court’s address is listed above. 3.

You must file (in person or by mail) your written response with the Court.

When you file your response, you must give or mail a copy to the person who signed the lawsuit. 4. If you do not respond in writing, the Court may enter judgment against you as requested in the lawsuit. 5. You are entitled to a jury trial in most types of lawsuits. To ask for a jury trial, you must request one in writing and pay a jury fee. 6. If you need an interpreter, you must ask for one in writing. 7. You may wish to consult a lawyer. You may contact the State Bar of New Mexico for help finding a lawyer at www.nmbar.org; 1-800876-6227; or 1-505-797-6066. The Name And Address of Plaintiff’s attorney is: Javier B. Delgado, Esq. #138835, Kellie J. Callahan, Esq. #141405, Carpenter, Hazlewood, Delgado & Bolen, PLC, 1400 E. Southern Ave. Suite 400, Tempe, Arizona 85282, Phone: 505-242-4198, Fax: 505-2424169 This Summons Is Issued Pursuant To Rule 1-004 NMRA Of The New Mexico Rules Of Civil Procedure For District Courts. Dated at Santa Fe, New Mexico, this 22 day of January, 2016.

Stephen T. Pacheco Clerk of Court By: /s/ Victoria B. Neal Deputy

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JOHREI CENTER OF SANTA FE. JOHREI IS BASED ON THE FOCUS AND FLOW OF THE UNIVERSAL LIFE ENERGY. When clouds in the spiritual body and in consciousness are dissolved, there is a return to true health. This is according to the Divine Law of Order; after spiritual clearing, physical and mental- emotional healing follow. You are invited to experience the Divine Healing Energy of Johrei. On Saturday August 20th at 10:30 am we are holding our monthly Gratitude Service, please join us. All are Welcome. The Johrei Center of Santa Fe is located at Calle Cinco Plaza, 1500 Fifth St., Suite 10, 87505. Please call 820-0451 with any questions. Drop-ins welcome! There is no fee for receiving Johrei. Donations are gratefully accepted. Please check us out at our new website santafejohreifellowship.com

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Week of August 31st

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Truth decay is in its early stages. If you take action soon, you can prevent a fullscale decomposition. But be forewarned: Things could get messy, especially if you intervene with the relentless candor and clarity that will be required for medicinal purification. So what do you think? Are you up for the struggle? I understand if you’re not. I’ll forgive you if you simply flee. But if you decide to work your cagey magic, here are some tips. 1. Compile your evidence with rigor.

2. As much as is humanly possible, put aside rancor.

Root your efforts in compassionate objectivity. 3. Even as you dig around in the unsightly facts, cherish the beautiful truths you’d like to replace them with.

the SubGenius, the Fake God that masquerades as the Real God, or the nagging little voice in the back of your head. So why am I going ahead and divulging this oracle anyway? Because I love you. My loyalty is to you, not those shadowy powers. Therefore, I am pleased to inform you that the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to evade, ignore, undermine, or rebel against controlling influences that aren’t in alignment with your soul’s goals.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Are you willing to lose at least some of your inhibitions? Are you curious to find out what it feels like to cavort like a wise wild child? If you want to fully cooperate with life’s plans, you will need to consider those courses of action. I am hoping that you’ll accept the dare, of course. I suspect you will thrive as you explore the pleasures of playful audacity and whimsical courage and effervescent experiments.

So be blithe, Taurus! Be exuberant! Be open to the hypothesis that opening to jaunty and jovial possibilities is the single most intelligent thing you can do right now.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) What’s the current status of your relationship with your feet? Have you been cultivating and cherishing your connection with the earth below you? The reason I ask, Gemini, is that right now it’s especially important for you to enjoy intimacy with gravity, roots, and foundations. Whatever leads you down and deeper will be a source of good fortune.

Feeling grounded will provide you with an aptitude for practical magic. Consider the possibilities of going barefoot, getting a foot massage, or buying a new shoes that are both beautiful and comfortable.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The dictionary says that the verb “to schmooze” means to chat with people in order to promote oneself or make a social connection that may prove to be advantageous. But that definition puts a selfish spin on an activity that can, at least sometimes, be carried out with artful integrity. Your assignment in the coming weeks is to perform this noble version of schmoozing. If you are offering a product or service that is beautiful or useful or both, I hope you will boost its presence and influence with the power of your good listening skills and smart conversations.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you are attuned with the cosmic rhythms in the coming weeks, you will be a source of teaching and leadership. Allies will feel fertilized by your creative vigor. You’ll stimulate team spirit with your savvy appeals to group solidarity. If anyone can revive droopy procrastinators and demonstrate the catalytic power of gratitude, it’ll be you. Have you heard enough good news, Sagittarius, or can you absorb more? I expect that you’ll inspire interesting expressions of harmony that will replace contrived versions of togetherness. And every blessing you bestow will expand your capacity for attracting favors you can really use.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The fictional character known as Superman has one prominent vulnerability: CANCER (June 21-July 22) A woman in the final stages the mineral kryptonite. When he’s near this stuff, it of giving birth may experience acute discomfort. But weakens his superpowers and may cause other probonce her infant spills out into the world, her distress can lems. I think we all have our own versions of kryptonite, transform into bliss. I don’t foresee quite so dramatic a even if they’re metaphorical. For instance, my own shift for you, Cancerian. But the transition you undergo superpowers tend to decline when I come into the prescould have similar elements: from uncertainty to grace; ence of bad architecture, cheesy poetry, and off-pitch from agitation to relief; from constriction to spacioussinging. How about you, Capricorn? What’s your version ness. To take maximum advantage of this blessing, don’t of kryptonite? Whatever it is, I’m happy to let you know hold onto the state you’re leaving behind—or the feelthat you are currently less susceptible to its debilitating ings it aroused in you. influences than usual. Why? Well, you have a sixth sense about how to avoid it. And even if it does draw LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In one of my dreams last night, a near, you have in your repertoire some new tricks to Leo sensualist I know advised me to take smart pills and keep it from sapping your strength. eat an entire chocolate cheesecake before writing my next Leo horoscope. In another dream, my Leo friend AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) It’s quite possible you will Erica suggested that I compose your horoscope while receive seductive proposals in the coming weeks. You attending an orgy where all the participants were may also be invited to join your fortunes with potential brilliant physicists, musicians, and poets. In a third collaborators who have almost fully awakened to your dream, my old teacher Rudolf (also a Leo) said I should charms. I won’t be surprised if you receive requests to create the Leo horoscope as I sunbathed on a beach in share your talents, offer your advice, or bestow your larMaui while being massaged by two sexy geniuses. gesse. You’re a hot prospect, my dear. You’re an attractive Here’s how I interpret my dreams: In the coming days, candidate. You appear to be ripe for the plucking. How you can literally increase your intelligence by indulging should you respond? My advice is to be flattered and in luxurious comforts and sensory delights. gratified, but also discerning. Just because an inquiry is exciting doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Choose carefully.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Play a joke on your nervous anxiety. Leap off the ground or whirl in a circle five times PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Would you like to become a as you shout, “I am made of love!” Learn the words and master of intimacy? Can you imagine yourself handling melody to a new song that lifts your mood whenever you the challenges of togetherness with the skill of a great sing it. Visualize yourself going on an adventure that will artist and the wisdom of a love genius? If that prospect amplify your courage and surprise your heart. Make a appeals to you, now would be a favorable time to up your bold promise to yourself, and acquire an evocative object game. Here’s a hot tip on how to porceed: You must cultithat will symbolize your intention to fulfill that promise. vate two seemingly contradictory skills. The first is the Ask yourself a soul-shaking question you haven’t been capacity to identify and nurture the best qualities in your wise enough to investigate before now. Go to a widebeloved friend. The second is the ability to thrive on the open space, spread your arms out in a greeting to the sky, fact that healthy relationships require you to periodically and pray for a vision of your next big goal. wrestle with each other’s ignorance and immaturity.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The Illuminati do not want you Homework: All of us are trying to wake up from our to receive the prophecy I have prepared for you. Nor do sleepy delusions about the nature of life. What’s your the Overlords of the New World Order, the Church of most potent wake-up technique?

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