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SANTA FE COUNTY PLANS TO KNOCK DOWN FORMER JUNIOR HIGH Say so long to the Grant Street building that once served as a courthouse.

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Testing Troubles Year’s end sees little information on how students are doing, but lots of talk about too many standardized tests

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or all the time and money spent on testing in Santa Fe’s schools, teachers say the results come so late and include so little information that half of their promised purpose—to guide instruction—is rendered useless.

Increasingly, the exams seem out of place when held up against the real world.

“What does this have to do with improving community or climate change or poverty or all of those things that this generation of kids are inheriting?” one high school English teacher asks. (Names have been withheld out of lingering concerns among district employees, despite the New Mexico Public Education Department recently backing down from a gag order prohibiting teachers and staff from speaking out against tests.)

“Imagine a standardized test where the one question is, and it’s a couple pages, ‘How can you improve your neighborhood?’ Or ‘Give me some causes, effects and solutions for climate change?’ Or ‘How can you stop heroin in Northern New Mexico?’ And imagine if we taught to that test,” she says. “What if our tests really changed what I think is the keystone of society—education. And the tests can dictate that, because they’re dictating everything else right now.”

Instead, she spent 32 days this year, 30 percent of her time, on tests she’s not convinced help her students and certainly don’t inform her instruction.

Each year, Santa Fe schools administer tests mandated by the state and federal government, the school district, individual schools and college admissions.

The schedule for testing starts with Dynamic Indicators of Basic Early Literacy Skills (DIBELS), and its Spanish-language counterpart, for K-3 on the very first day of school. Discovery Education Assessment (DEA) tests on math, reading, algebra, geometry and biology follow just weeks after, and again multiple times throughout the year. Those pursuing college will also likely take PSAT, SAT and/or ACT exams in the fall. Semester’s end brings End of Course (EoC) exams in varied subjects from reading and writing to math, science and social studies, as well as electives such as physical education and music. Spring brings the Standards Based Assessment (SBA) science exam, and the Pearson Education-crafted Partnership for Assessment of Readiness for College and Careers (PARCC). There’s a test on the calendar every month of the school year, though not every test applies to every student.

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believe the use of standardized tests has gone too far most disabling in terms of the spirit and intellect and and is not appropriate in certain areas, but we’re not empowerment,” the high school teacher adds. going to break the law.”

Last year, tests meant she didn’t see her juniors for For PARCC tests, administered in 2015 for the three weeks, and project-based learning programs first time, results came six months later, after stu- that had them in the midst of building an aquapondents had transitioned to the next grade level. While ics lab, a solar sound studio and a tiny home all died that schedule is expected to speed up, results will still while students were away testing. Derailed and disheartened, students didn’t complete any of those come out in the summer, after kids have moved on. projects. Even bringing poet “I personally, and many of Jimmy Santiago Baca to speak to my colleagues, don’t feel like the students could barely be fit in any of these standardized around the testing schedule. For tests do anything to inform Every one of all that, the results their teachers our teaching,” says one third received amounted to a spreadgrade teacher. “They say it’s the many different sheet that included students’ to guide instruction and for names, subjects and a score. schools and teachers to imstandardized tests that But educator feedback isn’t prove their teaching. No one what PARCC is even designed to I know really buys that. It’s we have taken has give, Bowman says. about politics. It’s about Pear“It’s accountability for the son making money off these failed to measure our federal government, passed tests. There are a lot of people who stand to gain a lot from creativity, collaboration, through the state, about our education dollars,” he says. “The these standardized tests, but passion or abilities to teachers are not the primary it’s not the teachers and stuconsumers of some of that data.” dents. In fact, we’re losing.” problem solve.

Juniors who opted out of Losing instructional time, PARCC last year, as hundreds for one thing, but she also sees did in the high schools, were inthe anxiety of so much testing formed this year that to gradutaking a toll even on her highest performing kids—9-year-olds so small their feet ate, they would have to at least attempt the test.

“It turned out their opting-out was not really an dangle and swing from their chairs while they hunch over their Chromebooks, furiously working away. It opt-out, so it was being held against them,” the high left her wondering, “Why are we doing this to them?” school teacher says.

While this year’s seniors had only to take the test, Kids are going to learn and do things at different speeds, she adds: “They’re not robots. They’re not all in years to come, students will have to demonstrate the same, but they’re assessed as if they should be the proficiency to graduate.

On the student end, more than a little discontent same. That’s not respecting their strengths.”

“When you’re teaching the most underserved has come out, an issue Santa Fe High School salutatogroup of kids who are really dealing with that incred- rian Carley Cook called out in her graduation speech.

“We are more than our scores,” Cook said. “Every ible disparity that Santa Fe is, these tests are just the

one of the many different standardized tests that we have taken has failed to measure our creativity, collaboration, passion or abilities to problem solve. They have labeled us ‘below proficiency,’ ‘nearing proficiency,’ ‘proficient’ or ‘advanced,’ but these labels fail to understand the whole student.

“Perhaps if we had not labeled our students so much so soon, our graduating class would be larger.”

In April, Cook organized a panel about testing, which featured Jesse Hagopian, author of More Than a Score: The New Uprising Against High-Stakes Testing.

In her own education, she’s seen PARCC take six classes away from her AP English class, and her AP government class was forced to practice close reading, a time-consuming way to analyze a text that she says distracted from the material for a college-level class. Some of her classmates had been told to not expect to see the scores for tests they took as sophomores until they’re seniors.

“In this way, they’re kind of strongarming the students into continuing to take these tests,” she says. “Students don’t receive enough information about their scores in a timely fashion, or sometimes at all, in order to inform themselves about what they need to be working on. It doesn’t really come back to the students after they take the exam.”

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model to evolve with the changing times, to adjust from a memorization and regurgitation model, now that so much information is readily available in the computer we carry in our pockets. Whether standardized tests can even be revised to fit and allow for that kind of approach to education remains to be debated. Santa Fe Superintendent Joel Boyd at least participated in these talks at a March screening of Most Likely to Succeed, a film that criticizes modern schools as behind the times.

“We are still working with a 125-year-old school model that was specifically designed to crush creativity and innovation out of kids,” producer Ted Dintersmith told SFR ahead of that screening. “Instead of having the courage and vision to reimagine school as we moved from manufacturing and innovation, we somewhat bafflingly decided the answer is to test more frequently. The very skills our students need are getting crushed out of them, and the things they’re being rewarded for are the things machines can do better.”

The Network for Public Education released a video earlier this year in which the nonprofit education advocacy group’s founder, Diana Ravitch, a historian and author of The Death and Life of the Great American School System, explains why the former Education Department employee has since abandoned support of test-based school reform. These tests provide “no useful information,” Ravitch says, calling on parents to opt-out as a way of communicating to policymakers that they don’t support this program.

The US Department of Education responded to growing opt-outs by issuing more than a dozen letters to states where opt-outs were reported, warning those states of possible sanctions if fewer than 95 percent of students take the tests.

Hagopian, who spoke in Santa Fe in April as part of the panel that Cook organized, has pointed out that we’re living through the period in US history of the greatest income inequality ever, and facing perpetual wars, mass incarceration, climate change—all problems that can’t be solved by filling in the right bubbles.

“We have to teach critical thinking and creativity, imagination and courage and leadership and empathy and curiosity, not simply because it’ll help stop the students in my history class from falling asleep and drooling on the desk,” he said in a TEDx talk earlier this year, “but because I believe the fate of our society depends on it.”

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here are no shortages of warm and fuzzy profiles, photo opportunities and national press stories about New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez, but access to the governor and her top cabinet-level officials is nearly impossible for local journalists who have been deemed unfriendly.

With a team of communication directors and public information officers who collectively earn more than $1 million annually, getting information from Martinez’ administration shouldn’t be a problem, but for many reporters, such access is limited or nonexistent.

In fact, Martinez holds few open-ended news conferences, keeping tightlipped about any topic not on the agenda for the moment. Emails, phone calls and text messages to the public information officers are often ignored. Even program managers more often than not refuse to go on the record or discuss policy plans and objectives. Many claim they’ve been instructed not to talk to the press.

Not all inquiries are ignored. SFR asked Christopher Sanchez, Martinez’ $80,799-a-year communications director, if there is a policy to block certain reporters or news organizations’ access to state agencies or the governor herself. His one-word reply: “No.” Yet recent practices leave a big void in the information available to the public.

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. On a frigid New Year’s morning in 2011, shortly after being sworn into office, Martinez pledged, “Transparency and accountability will be core values of my administration,” adding, “we aren’t going to hide anything from you in the hope of escaping your fair judgment of our performance.”

Six years later, the day-to-day reality of covering the Martinez administration, however, suggests something altogether different.

Gary Johnson is one of the long line of governors that Lorene Mills has interviewed. Martinez is not among them.

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Gov. Martinez doesn’t stray far from her paid spokesman, Christopher Sanchez (in plaid), during a staged press event.

Lorene Mills, who as producer and host of Report from Santa Fe on New Mexico PBS has interviewed every governor since Bruce King, has yet to interview Martinez, thanks to stonewalling from her staff.

“It’s not a position of intelligence or sophistication,” Mills says. “They don’t trust the democratic process. They want to control everything. It’s very immature.”

Mills recalls running into Keith Gardner, the governor’s chief of staff, at Home Depot and asking him to schedule an interview with the governor. She says she was disappointed when Gardner told her, “National won’t let us.”

Martinez, whose approval ratings recently dropped below 50 percent but who now serves as head of the Republican Governors Association, may be afraid to jeopardize her national ambitions. Still, Mills says her handlers need “to let her go out and take questions instead of bolting out of the room whenever someone asks her something uncomfortable.”

While Martinez’ aides have not built press pits to contain journalists, the way Donald Trump’s campaign staffers have, there is a noticeable lack of dialogue compared to other governors, according to Mills, who says her husband, legendary government reporter Ernie Mills, never had difficulty getting interviews with other governors before he died in 2003.

“Ernie used to have a beer with Gov. [David] Cargo every week to talk about state government. There was a cooperative spirit then. This group is not at all interested in talking to the press. They use advertising to convince voters, not information,” says Mills. “But you can’t just whistle past the graveyard.”

Independent medical journalist Bryant Furlow also says he’s been frustrated by the machine lately.

“Public officials owe accurate information to the public. That goes double for men and women who are paid by taxpayers to answer questions, obviously,” Furlow says. “It’s just a waste of money to pay public information officers who won’t do their jobs or who seem to see their jobs as stonewalling reporters and voters.

“It took me months to get simple explanations from the Human Services Department when I was looking into their suspension of Medicaid funding

for behavioral health providers. I wound up filing public records requests because their spokesperson refused to answer even simple questions,” he continues. “More than once, I found that what state agency spokespeople told me was misleading or conflicted with what agency officials were saying to one another in emails.”

SFR went so far as to file a lawsuit against Martinez in 2013 alleging, among other claims, that her office had engaged in “viewpoint discrimination” by repeatedly ignoring the newspaper’s requests for interviews or comments and at the same time providing that information to other news outlets. That case is pending in district court.

In recent months, paid spokespeople from agencies such as the Environment Department, the state Game Commission and the Interstate Stream Commission either outright denied interview requests or refused to talk to reporters; instead, they relied on email exchanges that are sorely lacking in detail. A student intern researching New Mexico’s policies on vanity license plates also couldn’t secure an interview.

In another instance, a spokesman for the Department of Health refused to answer a repeated yes-orno question for more than a month, and when confronted about the lack of response, Kenny Vigil, who’s paid a salary of $75,000 per year, says he “forgot” to forward a statement that emails show was approved by then-Health Secretary Retta Ward days before SFR’s story was published.

Sarah Gustavus, a producer for New Mexico PBS, says her repeated requests to have cabinet secretaries and administration officials appear on New Mexico in Focus have also been denied or ignored entirely.

“Part of informing the public is working with journalists,” says Gustavus. “Without hearing from the administration, we have to go on really limited public comments or press releases, and we can’t ask any questions. That’s a real loss for our audience, and it’s a loss for discussion and debate about policy in New Mexico.”

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In Santa Fe, Savers has a partnership with Big Brothers Big Sisters of New Mexico (BBBS). Items donated to BBBS at Savers’ on-site Community Donation Center are purchased by Savers, and that consistent source of funding allows BBBS to provide children facing adversity with strong and enduring, professionally supported one-to-one relationships that change their lives for the better, forever.

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“Everybody who walks through our doors can expect to receive tremendous value on their thrifty finds, but we also want to encourage them to experience the power of reuse firsthand,” said John Sipos, Savers store manager. “Every item found at our store offers value to the Santa Fe community as part of our reuse model that supports Big Brothers Big Sisters and provides an easy way for donors to divert their goods from landfills.”

Savers provides a refined shopping experience not usually associated with thrift stores. You won’t find cluttered piles and broken equipment on the shelves at Savers. Instead, shoppers will find the new store to be spacious, well-lit and easy to navigate. The inventory is carefully curated so shoppers are provided with easy access to high-quality goods at affordable prices.

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eneralizations are sticky and uncomfortable. Comparison is the thief of joy, after all. But it happens. We group together like items, and we have to. It’s how our minds function, how they make sense of the world. And among the royal examples of these generalizing tendencies is how we label America’s generations.

Consider the millennials— one of these multidecade categories of people with the same birthdates, like Generation X and the baby boomers before them. If you are born between 1980 and 2000, count yourself in.

We have all seen the stories that say millennials have bad attitudes, irresponsible spending habits and a demand for instant gratification, and worst of all, they’re hipsters.

They don’t want to get married, can’t buy houses, feel all entitled and constantly stare at their phones.

For Brian Sanderoff, president of Research and Polling Inc. in Albuquerque, it’s his job to understand New Mexico and the people who live here.

Sanderoff says he views the millennial generation differently. “What millennials really are is the first

group of adults who have come of age in this century,” he tells SFR. And just as they did, the economy collapsed. “So while they were hoping to get promotions and pay raises, many millennials got caught in this salarystagnant nation,” Sanderoff explains.

Millennials themselves have difficulty describing what defines their generation. “We are using that ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude to actually change things,” says Sarah Sloan, a student at Santa Fe Community College.

“We are kind of the first citizens of a new global community,” says James Hill, a St. John’s College graduate. “Nobody before us has had the access to the cross-cultural environment like we do.”

Baby boomers are peaking in their golden years, and as more of them die, the millennial generation has sparked headlines as becoming the largest demographic in the nation by comprising nearly 30 percent of the population, but in Santa Fe, that’s not the case. Santa Fe County’s adult population breaks down as follows: 15.4 percent Silent Generation (which is the one just older than baby boomers (born between 1928 and 1945), 37.5 percent baby boomer (born between 1946 and 1964), 22.8 percent Generation X (born between 1965 and 1979) and 24.3 percent millennial (born after 1980).

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The millennial generation in the county has more ethnic diversity than ones before it. If you’re a baby boomer in the City Different, 59 percent of you are white. In the case of millennials, 54 percent of you living in Santa Fe County are Hispanic.

Sanderoff tells SFR that one in four millennials has a college degree and “they are the first group that didn’t have to adapt to the digital age, they grew up with it.” He adds, “As such, their networking and communication is very different from other age groups.”

Millennials are skeptics. Sanderoff claims they are “less likely to be associated with party organizations and even less likely to be affiliated with organized religion than their older counterparts.” They are more than twice as likely to vote as independent, with 34 percent of millennials in New Mexico registered this way, compared to just 15 percent of non-millennials.

SFR interviews of millennials found a generation with similarities of memory. They share childhood loves of movies like Home Alone and icons like Michael Jordan, and fears like the ones ingrained in many who were children on 9/11.

I find myself writing from a perspective that some of you may find biased, and I don’t want to hide it like a dirty little secret. I was born in 1988. That’s right, I am a millennial. It’s not a title I’ve relished or worn like an accolade.

About six months ago, I was in a pretty down place. I was commuting to Albuquerque to work a barely minimum wage (and totally not minimum wage in Santa Fe) retail position, where I spent the first few hours working to break even with the cost of the gas it took me to get there.

It became hard to convince my family at Sunday brunch that there was a connection between my new love of vintage dresses and my literary aspirations. That “You are on the completely wrong path; what the hell are you doing?” voice in my head was getting louder and louder.

I reached out to a former mentor who I had worked with during a college internship. I asked her for advice about getting back into the local writing scene. My lengthy, pleading, admiration-filled email received a one-sentence reply: “You will never have a future writing at ...,” adding the name of her publication.

I am not saying she wrote this from a vindictive place or because I am a millennial. I don’t think she plugged my age into a mental equation before slapping my dream in its baby-face in less than 10 words. But she didn’t think twice or offer a word of advice. Her message was loud and clear: Not now and not ever.

Luckily, as the saying goes, what doesn’t kill you ... So I kept working and trying and asking, and I found the immensely humbling mentorship experience that has placed me at this desk, writing these words to you. My part-time job at SFR also involves coordinating the calendar. I am pursuing a Vinyasa yoga instructor’s certification and hope to teach in Santa Fe sometime soon. I write blog posts and help create social media content for some local companies and friends. I also handmake dresses, skirts and

The author and Darla, making their millennial way.

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blouses ( just for myself and people I know, so far).

I do a lot of things, and I am not quite making ends meet. Like many millennials, I was raised by a single mother. She was unwaveringly supportive in my childhood and still is (I live with her). I have a 4-year-old French bulldog named Darla, but I usually call her Mu, and she’s my baby.

I list all these things about myself to try and add to the millennial picture I am attempting to word-paint here, to show some context about how other millennials are existing in this city. Building a career, and a life, isn’t all about the destination in 2016. It isn’t linear.

The ’90s were kind of dreamy, right? The Clinton name had a ring to it, and Disney made summer movies about camp. Looking back on that decade, I imagine that it was sunny all the time, we didn’t know anything about global warming and the US economy reigned supreme. So many people smoked. That is the era I grew up in, that millennials grew up in.

And when all of that collapsed, it screwed us up a bit.

To discover the truth about millennial life, I asked millennials what they care about, where they see themselves in the future, what they fear, what they remember and why they are still in Santa Fe. Even though the politicians on every corner are courting this self-aware generation, I didn’t ask them a single question about politics. But not because we don’t care about that—I just don’t see political views as a window to our millennial souls.

You could say most anything about millennials that you would say about any other generation. Labels pretty much suck; they are rarely fair, true or encompassing enough to pay attention to. Read about three of our city’s millennials on the following pages.

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24.3% 24.1%

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– Santa Fe New Mexican, May 23, 2016 “In her first four-year term, Salazar has shown herself to be a professional chief for this office that’s in charge of elections, marriage licenses and property records. She got the most attention during the turbulent several weeks when New Mexico moved toward legalization of same-sex marriages.

Salazar took the position of waiting for a judge to clarify what the state law called for, then immediately began issuing licenses to gay couples. The clerk’s office operates best when it stays out of politics, and Salazar has stayed on the path of doing the public’s business without a partisan bent.”

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olin Shane is a young guy with a big title. At 27, the head chef of Arroyo Vino does things in a supremely fresh manner; he has a personally tailored garden that is nearing farm status just outside his kitchen door.

This musician-turned-chef is a kiddo of the ’90s.

“When I was really young, I thought Michael Jordan was the best thing ever,” Shane tells SFR. “Until I was about 11, I was certain I was going to play in the NBA. Then someone gave me a guitar.”

Shane moved to Eldorado, just south of Santa Fe, around the time he got that guitar and spent most of his free time here playing music in a handful of different rock bands that had gigs at places like Warehouse 21, when it looked more like its name.

“When I heard about this interview, I thought, What is a millennial? In my mind, I picture a snooty little hipster kid, but I guess I am one too,” he says.

“I think our generation was pushed to experiment more, maybe by our parents.” Shane claims millennials have different expectations. “Our generation is one of the first ones where it would be accepted that you could just be an artist from age 14, if that’s what you want to do with your life. Your parents could push you to do alternative activities and make alternative lifestyle choices. And some of that is going to come with people who end up just floating.”

In his late teens, Shane moved to Florida, where his musician lifestyle, complete with touring with his band Spanish Gamble, led him to working in restaurants. “Kitchens were the only place that would hire you for a month or two, and you could always come back if there was an open spot,” he explains.

He worked his way from dishwasher to cooking on the line and eventually found mentorship in Burt Gill, head chef at Mildred’s Big City Food in Gainesville.

utilizing the plant, not just for the squash, but for the flowers, you know, whatever other edible aspects might come off that plant. That is a super advantage to our restaurant.” And to him.

It has been a year and a half since Shane took the reins at Arroyo Vino. “I feel like my identity is part of the restaurant now. The countless hours of work and all the mental anguish turned into something I feel like I actually created.”

Shane says that most days, he is the first one into the restaurant and the last one to leave. His duties include office work, checking the guestbook notes for upcoming patrons who have special requests, prepping the line and meeting with the gardeners, the kitchen staff and the front of house. He does all of this before dinner service begins at 5:30 each evening.

“As far as looking at what I would want if I had my own restaurant, this is pretty much it,” says the young head chef. “I like to do something creative and progressive, and having a direct connection to the farming aspect was very important to me as well. And all of that was able to happen here.”

Colin Shane Born 1989 Head Chef at Arroyo Vino

And like many millennials, he has seen more fruit from the labor of his mentoring experiences than his traditional schooling. Shane says his last year of formal school was his freshman year of high school. “The mentorship thing is incredibly important,” he says.

“Hands-on mentorship is invaluable.”

The foundation he built with Gill and Martín Rios at Restaurant Martín led Shane to his current position as head chef of the swaggy, expensive restaurant in Las Campanas, the luxury-home subdivision west of the city limits.

On a second visit with Shane at his kitchen, he proudly shows off the lettuce beds just a few feet outside the door. It is impressively colorful and varied.

Growing a salad blend seems like the Italian suitmaking of cooking, beautiful heads and twists of leaves tailored just for Shane.

“I really don’t want to use the term ‘farm-totable,’” he tells SFR. “It’s not just having farm fresh ingredients, it’s more seed-to-stem cooking. You’re

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“I would love to see this project be extremely successful 10 years from now and have other similar things pop up and really impact my own signature on the food scene here.” He expresses love for his city by saying, “Rather than move to a big city where all of this is already going on, why not do it in Santa Fe, which is a place I grew up in and I care about?”

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he midsummer air blurred with rising vapor, the late morning sun already blistering above 90 degrees, burning her skin.

If she took a moment to rest and set her hands in the high-desert sand, it would burn between her fingers and offer no relief.

Ayla Bystrom-Williams squinted and sweated, hauling her 113th pound of gravel into another wealthy client’s front yard. As she spread the gravel, she stared at the grayscale-rainbow of tiny, round rocks and had an epiphany. I have been doing manual labor jobs for seven years, cleaning up rich people’s yards, she thought to herself. There is no future in this.

I have to make my own future.

SFR meets with Bystrom-Williams at the Violet Crown Cinema in the Railyard. She likes the beer menu there. It’s one of the last of those cold, stupid-

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“I really think millennials are perceived in a negative way because we don’t have to be as disciplined as past generations,” she says. “We no longer feel confined by the social ideas that confined people in the past.”

Bystrom-Williams is eloquent in a way that makes it easy to listen to her. She is wearing a casual sweatshirt and has dreadlocks, decorated with interesting beads and bits throughout. She rents her home in Santa Fe with her boyfriend, James Hill. The two have lived here most of their lives.

We talk about technology. Bystrom-Williams says millennials got Tech 101 from the beginning of their social and formal education.

“As little kids, we were like the beta testers. It’s like being able to speak a different language because you were given the foundation,” she says.

Millennials’ digital nativism may put them at an advantage in this technologically dominated age, but the economic environment they have entered into is not a hospitable one, techie or not.

Bystrom-Williams says she spent most of the last decade doing the manual labor and garden work that led her to that sweaty realization in the dead of summer. Her ah-ha moment came on the heels of seeing yet another fellow landscaping employee quit.

“Either they are smarter than me, because they are getting out of this stupid fucking job, or I am tougher than them, but either way it doesn’t matter, because I am not going anywhere,” she says.

And she wanted to go somewhere, which propelled her to the place she is when she meets with SFR: in the final stages of a start-up venture that will produce alcoholic kombucha.

Bystrom-Williams, a longtime kombucha drinker, had the idea for a punchier version upon discovering that it had a naturally elevated alcoholic content.

Since she was home-brewing beer at the time, she easily made the leap to alcoholic kombucha.

Her idea snowballed into a business after she sought help from the Santa Fe Business Incubator. “I pitched my idea at their 2014 startup weekend, and I got really good feedback. One of the coaches there told me to presell my idea to Whole Foods.

“Before I had a company, before I had a product, I literally just put some words on paper and sent it to the regional manager of Whole Foods in Boulder, and he was like, ‘Hell yeah!’”

This millennial-gal is clearly a go-getter, and she has networked her butt off, getting a big shot in the arm with $40,000 worth of technical assistance from Los Alamos National Laboratory in the last two years.

Bystrom-Williams says, “I committed myself to finding every single resource in New Mexico for starting a business.”

It’s not a matter of time, but of money, until their product is on grocery store shelves. Hill and BystromWilliams have been conducting marketing tests on the boozy-bucha via Facebook.

“Kombucha champagne is blowing up,” she says.

“We never would’ve guessed that. Our egos would have gotten in the way.”

Looking toward her self-made future, BystromWilliams says she is excited by the opportunities it holds, but she isn’t without fear. “I am afraid of not being myself. To look back and think I wasted my time, being somebody else for somebody else, it freaks me out. I already hate myself thinking that I have done that.”

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Now, “you have to create a career for yourself. You have to go out and create your own world. It’s a whole new level of hustle,” says Dudelczyk.

In addition to shooting a few hours a day, he works full-time (nights) at the Palace Restaurant and parttime (days) at Payne’s Nursery on Camino Alire. But the full-time server, part-time gardener, fully devoted artist wants to make photography his main focus and source of income.

His devotion to the camera started around the time he got sober, about five years ago. He says he lived with his mother in his first months away from alcohol in 2010, and he was taking pictures “just on my iPhone” when some people saw them and told him he had a great eye. “I liked the reaction, but I also liked the process of it,” says Dudelczyk, “going out to have these experiences, finding those ‘Kodak moments,’ so to speak.”

He seems to equate photography and adventure, since he shoots mostly outside scenes. Creativity pushes him into new experiences. “I go to these places in New Mexico that I have only heard about, or I have only seen on a map,” he says.

His photographic skills flourished when his father hooked him up with a local (at the time; he has since moved to New York) photography veteran, Harvey Lloyd. “He was old school about [teaching me],” he says, explaining that Lloyd is a process-driven photographer who stressed things like the importance of an intimate relationship with your camera.

Lloyd wasn’t shy in his mentorship. “He critiqued my work for years, a couple of years. He was like, ‘This is no good.’” Those years were invaluable to Dudelczyk. “I really got a lot out of it,” he says.

Dudelczyk was born in Mexico but grew up in Santa Fe after being adopted by a family here when he was a few weeks old. He watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles every Saturday morning as a kid.

His photographic ambitions aren’t ones he says his parents would have chosen for him. “I grew up encouraged towards a more conservative path, you know? A doctor, lawyer-type vibe.” He says, “I always felt like a square peg trying to fit into a round hole.”

This Friday, June 3, Dudelczyk is part of the grand re-opening party at Samuel Design Group, a local interior design firm. His eight photos are part of a group opening. The exhibition is on Cerrillos Road, though.

He’s still working on getting to Canyon Road.

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rt is a cure. Joaquin Dudelczyk says it is a remedy for “that angst we all carry around.

That feeling of ‘What the fuck?’.” Many of you may recognize Dudelczyk’s face from local food institutions like Geronimo and The Compound, but you would most likely associate him with The Shed, where he worked for years.

The service-industry veteran has aspirations that take him far from kitchens, red enchiladas and fine wines, ones that involve driving around New Mexico to shoot landscape and portraiture photographs, only to return to a studio and process them in Santa Fe, and then head back out. You know, nomadic, and on a motorbike.

“As an artist here, I just really want a show on Canyon Road,” he says. “That would be monumental for me.” But he doesn’t know if there is the support for young artists in the established art community.

Dudelczyk says millennials don’t get the openarms welcome from all Santa Feans. “I get this attitude from an older generation that I am somehow a nuisance to them,” he says. “I can’t imagine why this person is mad at me, when there are so many serious issues going on.”

Toward the end of our 40-minute interview, Dudelczyk tells me about the millennial paradigm: “Just go to college, you’ll be fine.” He continues, “That didn’t work out as well as everyone had hoped; we all get out of college and have to get trade-jobs, and we’re like, ‘This sucks. I was promised other things.’”

He is talking about a disparity that many millennials express, in one way or another, between the promise and the reality, the then and the now, the how-it-was and the how-it-is. College used to equal some sort of security; money used to be makeable.

Dudelczyk’s photos reflect his adventurous spirit.

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“We used to rely on laptops and backup tracks until this year,” frontman Griffith Snyder tells SFR, “but we’ve been set free, [and] my goal is for the live show to outdo the recordings.” Inner Oceans is a brilliant crossroads of old and new, and Meow Wolf is their one and only touring stop in New Mexico this summer. (ADV)

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Reuse-a-Palooza also boasts a number of food trucks, a “trashion show” catwalk that features outfits made from trash (which Ciano describes as being somewhat similar to Project Runway) and other fun surprises. “For our community to come together around super-fun and maybe a little goofy but resourceful ways of creating value from waste is important to our planet,” Ciano says. “It’s so important to think about keeping our cycle round rather than continue the linear cycle of ‘buy something/throw it away, buy something/throw it away.’”

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With intergalactic flourishes and submerged electronic beats, Columbus, Ohio-based band The Receiver evokes an ’80s childhood. The band, comprised of brothers Casey and Jesse Cooper, grew up with the music of Pink Floyd and Yes and a healthy dose of Nintendo. Their new album, All Burn, wraps lovelorn lyrics in synthesizer transmissions from space. “A lot of people use music for an escape,” Casey tells SFR, “but I don’t want it to be a total escape; I want it to be grounded.” The Receiver’s nationwide tour lands in Santa Fe this Friday.

Come for the otherworldly melodies, stay for the feels. (Andrew Koss) The Receiver: 10 pm Friday, June 3. Free. Boxcar, 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222

BOOKS/LECTURES GEOLOGIC When Georgia O’Keeffe stepped into the high desert, she felt it had been made for her, and her for it, and the world-shaping artist had two favorite places in the New Mexico landscape she called the “White Place” and the “Black Place.” Geologist and artist Kirt Kempter knows this well. “I think Georgia O’Keeffe was a brilliant student of erosion,” he says. Kempter speaks about O’Keeffe’s sacred color spaces in a lecture that “spans approximately 65 million years of geologic time and include tales of ancient rivers that no longer exist, verdant swamps with unusual reptiles and a super-volcano north of Taos.” (Maria Egolf-Romero)

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“It seems to me that so much of the dialogue about climate change is really negative, and there’s this sense of community agency that gets lost,” Reunity Resources’ Juliana Ciano tells SFR. The local nonprofit is all about creating zero waste alternatives for an utterly wasteful society on an easyto-maintain level. It embarks on small, simple things that spiral out in massive ways. “So, we’ll collect cooking oil and turn it into biodiesel; our mission is about turning waste into value, but because so much of what we do is invisible or kind of back-alley, we started to wonder how to show people what it is we’re doing.” Thus, the brilliantly named Reuse-a-Palooza was born.

The family-friendly event takes place in Railyard Park on the performance green (that’s the really nice lawn where they sometimes show movies) this Saturday, June 4; it promises to be an enjoyable afternoon of carnival-like activities that are all created and operated through recycled and upcycled means. “We’ll have local artists who work with upcycled arts and educational booths from different organizations, plus we have fun carnival games, a fortuneteller booth, music and more,” Ciano says.

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CHRISTOPHER MERLYN: FAITH CITY FUNK Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 New paintings by the artist who has a sophisticated-street vibe to his works. Wu-tang.

5:30 pm, free ELLEN FULLER BODY of Santa Fe 333 W Cordova Road, 986-0362 New acrylic works by the artist.

6 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES BOOKS AND BABIES Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 An ongoing weekly program that families with children ages 6 months to 2 years are encouraged to attend. 10:30-11 am, free BRAINPOWER & BROWNBAGS Fray Angélico Chavez History Library 110 Washington Ave., 467-5090 Ray John de Aragon speaks in the last installment of this lecture series about Billy the Kid and other bad boys in New Mexico history.

Noon, free GALLERY TALKS : STRANGER COLLECTIVE Santa Fe Community Convention Center 201 W Marcy St., 955-6590 Hear emerging artists talk about current show, Narrows.

6 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES BOOKS AND BABIES Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 955-6780 An ongoing weekly program that families with children ages 6 months to 2 years are encouraged to attend.

10:45 am, free SILKSCREENING Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Make your very own designs for clothing or for art or pillowcases (we've seen them make some cool-ass pillowcases).

5 pm, $20

DANCE SWING DANCE! Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Oh, you better believe this event title has an exclamation point, and that swing is still a thing.

6:30 pm, free

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EVENTS CINEFESTA ITALIA IN SANTA FE Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 A celebration of Italian films, culture and food to benefit the nonprofits Cooking with Kids and Communities in Schools. This curated selection of feature films, shorts and docs represent notable works otherwise only screened in a handful of select markets. The documentary film titled L’Ultimo Metro di Pellicola is included in the afternoon screenings.

3-8:30 pm, $12-$366 CINEFESTA ITALIA: OPENING NIGHT PARTY Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 Dance away the evening to celebrate the beginning of a four-day event packed with food, film and culture.

10 pm, $45

Complex collage comes to Santa Fe courtesy of Lance Letscher, whose Secret File exhibit opens Friday at TAI Modern Gallery.

GASTRONOMICAL GYPSY FARE Eloisa Restaurant 228 E Palace Ave., 982-0883 Feast your eyes and feed your tummy at this dancing and dinner event. Ticket price includes dinner and a show, and that’s the kind of oldschool thing we could really go for around here. I mean, we’re trying to impress folks, right?

6 pm, $45 GREEN HOUR HIKE Los Alamos Nature Center/ Pajarito Environmental Education Center 2600 Canyon Road, 662-0460 Hike with the whole family on this kid-centric adventure.

10 am, free

SUPPORT GROUP FOR STROKE SURVIVORS Christus St. Vincent 455 St. Michael's Drive, 820-5202 If you or a loved one has suffered a stroke, this group offers support.

11 am, free TAPS AND TABLETOPS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 It's a happy hour and a tabletop game night. It happens at George RR Martin's theater.

It's basically everything you could ever want from a nerdly gathering.

6 pm, free

WORLD TAVERN POKER Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 It's poker, you guys. Every week. At the Skylight. You should be, like, all in or something. That’s a thing with you card sharks, right?

6 pm, free

MUSIC ELECTRIC JAM WITH NICK WYMETT AND ALBERT DIAZ Tiny's Restaurant & Lounge 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 If you have an electric instrument and you like to jam, jam it up over at Tiny's.

8:30 pm, free

RAMON BERMUDEZ JR. TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 Latin and smooth-jazz guitar.

Plus wine. Don’t even act like you don’t know that rules.

6 pm, free SYDNEY WESTAN Tiny's Restaurant & Lounge 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 Solo singer-songwriter tunes.

5:30 pm, free TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action to facilitate your pizza and pasta eating. Be sure to tip your pianist.

6 pm, free

AFTER HOURS IN THE GARDEN Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 BYOB to this picnic-perfect event; with the backdrop of the botanical gardens and the dreamy Santa Fe summer weather, it’s kind of impossible to hate this evening.

5 pm, free CINEFESTA ITALIA IN SANTA FE Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 A celebration of Italian films, culture and food, featuring a curated selection of features, shorts and docs that represent notable works otherwise only screened in a handful of select markets, 3-8:30 pm, $12-$366 NATIONAL GUN VIOLENCE AWARENESS DAY Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail, Co-sponsored by the City of Santa Fe and Moms Demand Action with speakers Rep. Brian Egolf and Elaine Duncan of MDA. Mayor Javier Gonzales will speak and read the proclamation declaring the day’s official status.

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Restaurant Martin Festivities will include a performance by EntreFlamenco, fabulous four-course meal, selected wine, live music, and a silent auction.

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Le Meraviglie plays as part of CineFesta Italia.

FILM SANTA FE COUNCIL ON INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS : AFRICA NIGHT Lulu's Chinese Restaurant 3011 Cerrillos Road, 473-9898 Drink and learn at this event hosted by the Santa Fe Council on International Relations. The evening begins with a cash bar, and it features the film Timbuktu and presentations by a former UN employee assigned to Africa and other experts.

5 pm, $15-$40

MUSIC GARY VIGIL Inn and Spa at Loretto 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 984-7997 Solo guitar and vocals.

6 pm, free INNER OCEANS Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 These guys have a sound that is compared to a bunch of bands we've never heard of, but hey, they are hot on Spotify (see SFR Picks, page 19).

8:30 pm, $10 JEFF SAND & JOSEPH SALACK Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 426-1753 Vocals and piano.

6 pm, free JOE WEST TRIO Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 2nd St., 982-3030 Psychedelic country from West and his posse.

6 pm, free LATIN NIGHT WITH VDJ DANY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 All the bachata, cumbia, reggaeton and Latin dance jams you can handle. And then there are even more of those things after that.

9 pm, $7

LAURIE LEWIS Center Stage 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 Get your dose of good oldfashioned bluegrass and Americana with singer, guitarist, fiddler and Grammy winner Laurie Lewis.

7:30 pm, $29-$32 LILLY PAD LOUNGE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Rebel Frog brings you the best in old-school funk, hip-hop and soul.

10 pm, $7 LIMELIGHT KARAOKE WITH MICHÉLE The Palace 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Yes, you too can be in the spotlight for one brief moment and hear things from your friends like, "Wow, Sandra, you're, like, a really good singer and should go pro!" It's these thoughts that will keep your warm at night. Have fun, y'all!

10 pm, free OPEN MIC NIGHT Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 If you want to sing, get there a half-hour ahead of time because this mic night fills up fast.

7 pm, free PAT MALONE TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 The solo jazz guitarist proves that even though we all like to make fun of jazz, the genre can boast some damn impressive musicians.

6 pm, free TIM NOLEN AND RAILYARD REUNION Derailed at the Sage Inn 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Good tunes, a full bar and a comfy patio may be the best ingredients for a great Thursday happy hour.

6:30 pm, free

TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action to facilitate your pizza and pasta eating.

6 pm, free

THEATER PROOF Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 When her famed mathematician father dies, Catherine decides to claim his work as her own. The Pulitzer winner is directed by Robert Bendotti.

7:30 pm, $20

FRI/3 ART OPENINGS CARRIE FELL AND GREG KELSEY Sorrel Sky Gallery 125 W Palace Ave., 501-6555 This two-person show, celebrating Sorrel Sky Gallery’s second anniversary, features the contemporary western paintings. The artists portray the human figure with their individual skill and technique.

5-7:30 pm, free CATHERINE EATON: SKINNER, AND HOZHO/ JAMES HARVARD: BRUT Mill Contemporary 702 1/2 Canyon Rd., 983-6668 Mill Contemporary hosts two concurrent openings to celebrate its grand opening.

Eaton creates large paintings that look like textiles. Art in Santa Fe has never been more explosive than now.

5 pm, free GROUP EXHIBITION: IN COLOR 333 Montezuma Arts 333 Montezuma Ave., 988-9564 These works are curated to feature color. All come from the archive of 10 Grand Press, a printer based locally and in Brooklyn, New York.

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COURTESY ROBERTO CAPOCCHI

Roberto, Roberto!

Guitarist Roberto Capocchi makes classical music fun

BY ALEX DE VORE a l e x @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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or a classical guitarist, Roberto Capocchi is an interesting guy. That sounds wrong, but at least so far as my own personal experience goes, the vast majority of classical musicians I’ve met have been kind of humorless (not counting the excellent local pianist Grisha Krivchenia, who is a riot). Maybe they’re so committed to their craft that they lost whatever joy they may have once felt for musical performance. Capocchi, however, has an almost silly, impish quality that is quite magnetic.

“I can’t say specifically what it was that made me want to play guitar, because everyone in my family was a pianist,” he tells me during a recent afternoon hang-out, a fresh affogato in hand. “Of course, they made me take lessons, like a lot of kids, but I think I was 9 or maybe 10 when I fired my piano teacher. She was not happy about that.”

Obviously, for a guy who grew up in São Paulo, Brazil, music was ingrained in Capocchi from a very young age. Those Brazilians are quite passionate about their music, which was proven incontrovertibly in the 2011 animated film Rio, which, to this day, remains the most accurate portrayal of that country’s music/party aesthetic that I know. Anyway, Capocchi loved the stuff and gravitated toward the nylonstringed acoustic guitar, he says, “because it is the main instrument of Brazil, the sound of bossa nova.”

According to Capocchi’s timeline, he happened across a music school shortly after forcibly retiring his piano teacher and signed up as soon as he could.

“I walked into the school and tried to get set up with lessons,” he says. “Of course, they told me I would probably have to involve my parents in some way, because I was so young, but I wound up study-

It almost looks like Roberto Capocchi is up to something, but it’s a good something.

ing under this guy Conrado Paulino, and with him I learned jazz and Brazilian music and other kinds.”

That’s a cool background, but he would eventually delve further into the realm of classical, a style he plays more than others to this day. He does still do the Brazilian thing as well as Spanish music (check out his 2010 release, Roberto Capocchi Plays Spanish Music in case you don’t believe me, for some weird reason), and his technique is flawless, a gorgeous series of expertly plucked notes that sound as if more than just one guitar is at work.

“I think I’ve always worked mostly with classical because, and it’s hard to put your finger on it, but because it has to do with the physicality,” he says. “There is a sensation of the nylon string versus steel … you have to enjoy the physical to really get into playing it.”

Capocchi also offers lessons, in person or via Skype through his Santa Fe Guitar Academy program (621 Velarde St., 577-1447). It doesn’t matter your age or background, he’s got something to teach you, and he tailors the lessons to your specific abilities. This is a far cry from rigid lessons taught in a joyless fashion, partly because he seems intent on accepting and understanding the nonmusical aspects of his students’ lives.

“Someone will need something specific, or sometimes the music bug has just run its course, and they’ll be where they’ll be,” Capocchi tells SFR. To truly get a feel for the guy, though, you’ll probably need to see him play live, and as luck would have it, you can do just that at an upcoming concert at GiG Performance Space. Capocchi is to be commended for taking a looser approach to classical music performance. He doesn’t use amplification, and he doesn’t drone on forever and ever.

“With classical music, that’s one of the up-nosy things where there will be three or four hours of uninterrupted music,” he says, imitating an upturned nose. “I’ve got enough music that I like to play, and I know that even though something that long can change lives, it can also turn people off from classical; I don’t want that, no, I want the heart and the personality to come through the music, or the emotional aspect of committing oneself to a great piece of music.”

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There’s this boy—he’s 29; I’m 46 and female.

We met when we were 23 and 41. I was not and am not into little boys. The Kid chased me, and I turned him down for months—until I got drunk one night and caved. It was supposed to be a one-night stand, but it isn’t anymore. We’ve never been “together,” because the Kid wants kids and happily ever after and all that horseshit, and I don’t (and I’m too old even if I did). The Kid has been in several relationships over the years, looking for The One, and I genuinely hope he finds her. In my wildest dreams, I’m invited to their wedding and their children call me auntie.

But in the meantime, the Kid runs to me when he hits a hiccup in a relationship, and I let him—meaning, he gets mad at her and fucks me madly. Afterward, I get him to talk about it—he tells me what happened, and I always try to advise him how to make it better, how to make it work. But so far it hasn’t, and we’re “us” again until he meets another girl. I do love this Kid, for what it’s worth. But I’m afraid I’m ruining his chances. I’m afraid that by being an escape hatch, I’m giving him a reason not to work on these relationships and he will never find the kids/forever thing he’s looking for. Should I let him go for his own sake? If I tell him honestly why, he won’t accept it, so I’d have to just vanish. I’d hate that. It would be worth it if I knew he met someone and got to live happily ever after.

But I’d spend my life feeling bad for disappearing on him, and I’d always wonder if the Kid wound up alone.

-Don’t Call Me Cougar I don’t see any conflict between what the Kid says he wants in the long run—kids and happily ever after and all that horseshit—and the things his actions indicate he wants now, i.e., your rear and your ear. He’s young, he hasn’t met a woman he could see himself with for the long haul, and he appears to be in no rush—he can have his first kid next year or 20 years from now.

And the meantime, DCMC, he has you.

Here’s where I detect some conflict between statements and actions: The fact that you keep fucking the Kid while he’s technically still with other women—first you fuck him (madly) and then you advise him (sagely)—is a pretty good indication that you’re not ready to let go of him, either. If you really wanted to encourage the Kid to work things out with whatever woman he happens to be seeing, DCMC, you would offer him your make-itwork advice without fucking him first.

Fucking someone who has a girlfriend— especially someone who has a girlfriend he’s supposed to be with exclusively—doesn’t exactly telegraph “I think you two should work it out.” So going forward, maybe you should offer the Kid your advice when he’s seeing someone, fuck the shit out of him when he’s single, and don’t waste too much time worrying about whether fucking you incentivizes being single. Because single/you may be what he wants right now.

If I first met someone on a hookup site or at a sex party and then we start seeing each other, what’s the best way to explain how we met when we’re at a social event and people ask?

-Torrid Revelations Undermining Totally Honesty The truth is always nice—and in your case, TRUTH, telling the truth about your relationship could be constructive.

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There are a lot of people out there in loving committed relationships (LCR) that had crazy sleazy starts (CSS). But very few people in a LCR with a CSS tell the truth when asked how they met. A couple who met at a sex party will say they met at a dinner party, a couple that met inside a cage in a sex dungeon will say they met doing a team-building exercise at a work retreat, a couple that met during an impulsive, drunken threesome will say they met at a riotous protest outside a Trump rally.

These lies are understandable: People don’t want to be judged or shamed. But when a CSS couple lies about how they met, TRUTH, they reinforce the very shame and stigma that made them feel like they had to lie in the first place. And they play into the sex-negative, self-defeating, and super-hypocritical assumption made by singles who attend sex parties, spend time in cages, and have impulsive threesomes—these single people who do sleazy things often refuse to date the people they meet at sex parties, etc., because they believe no LCR ever had a CSS. If couples that had sleazy starts told the truth about themselves, single people would be less likely to rule out dating people they met sleazily.

I despised your advice to LIBIDOS, the poly married woman who you counseled to have sex with her husband even though she has zero desire to do so. You came close to telling her to throw away her consent. Somewhere between a third and half of women have been sexually assaulted. Would it be possible for most of them to suck it up and sleep with someone they had no desire for without ending up resenting or hating that person?

Even if LIBIDOS won life’s coin toss on sexual assault, she would most likely come to resent her husband if she had passionless sex with him. From the husband’s perspective— assuming he’s not a piece of shit who thinks he’s entitled to sex but rather just wants a sexual connection with his wife—wouldn’t being lied to in this way ruin him? I also don’t think you would’ve given this advice to a gay man—to let his husband fuck him the ass, even if he didn’t want to get fucked. The truth is really the only solution here. The road you set this woman down leads only to bitterness and divorce.

-Seriously Horrified About That LIBIDOS, a poly woman with a boyfriend (who she’s fucking) and a husband (who no one is fucking), asked me if she should “force” herself to fuck her husband. She also mentioned having a kid and not wanting to get divorced.

And it was my opinion—an opinion she sought out—that she might wanna fuck her husband once in a while. Advice isn’t binding arbitration, SHAT, and if fucking her husband is a traumatizing ordeal, as opposed to a dispiriting chore, she should ignore my advice and keep not fucking her husband. And seeing as LIBIDOS asked me if she should fuck her husband, it seemed safe to assume that she was open to the idea.

You weren’t the only reader to take me to task for my advice to LIBIDOS. Apparently, there are lots of people out there who don’t realize how many long-marrieds—men and women, gay and straight, poly and mono— fuck their spouses out of a grim sense of duty. It seems a bit extreme to describe that kind of sex as a consent-free/sexual-assaultadjacent trauma. Choosing in the absence of coercion to go through the marital motions to keep your spouse happy is rarely great sex— for either party—but slapping the nonconsensual label on joyless-but-trauma-free marital sex is neither helpful nor accurate.

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GROUP SHOW Jane Hamilton Fine Art 124 W Palace Ave., 465-2655 Opening the pop-up partner to the gallery's Tucson location with works by artists Michael Blessing, Sandra Duran Wilson, Francisco Rodriguez, SJ Shaffer and Charles Thomas.

5 pm, free HOLLY ROBERTS AND WANXIN ZHANG: 25th ANNIVERSARY EXHIBITION Turner Carroll Gallery 725 Canyon Road, 986-9800 In celebration of a quartercentury on Canyon Road, the gallery will auction a work by Hung Liu and donate the proceeds to Cancer Services of New Mexico.

5 pm, free JEFF KAHM: NEW PAINTINGS Chiaroscuro Contemporary Art 558 Canyon Road, 992-0711 This artist says he is inspired by linear patterns found on trade blankets. See if you see that in his new works.

5 pm, free JERRY WELLMAN: TALKOS: RED OR GREEN Axle Contemporary 670-5854 The name alone makes us want to stop by, but so does the chance to see a guy sell sculptural, word-filled tacos with a side of performance art. Find the mobile gallery outside the Ernesto Mayans Gallery, 601 Canyon Road, 983-8068 (see A&C, page 27).

5 pm, free JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW True West Gallery 130 Lincoln Ave, 982-0055 A perfect opportunity to take home a one-of-a-kind piece!

5-7 pm, free LANCE LETSCHER: SECRET FILE TAI Modern 1601 Paseo de Peralta, 984-1387 Complex collages are this Austin, Texas artist's forte.

He was trained in printmaking and also makes children's books.

5 pm, free PAUL-HENRI BOURGUIGNON: TRAVELS IN EUROPE, THE CARIBBEAN AND THE MIDDLE EAST Ventana Fine Art 400 Canyon Road, 983-8815 An exhibition of new-to-market original paintings from the late artist’s estate.

5 pm, free ROGER HAYDEN JOHNSON & HIB SABIN: NEW WORKS Manitou Galleries 123 W Palace Ave., 986-0440 Architectural landscape painting is what tickles Johnson's fancy, which makes sense, since he was originally inspired by Van Gogh.

Sabin takes a more tangible approach and creates amulets and spirit bowls adorned by animals.

5 pm, free

SUSAN YORK: LITHOGRAPHY, SCULPTURE, DRAWINGS James Kelly Contemporary 1611 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1601 York says shes draws every day, "no matter what."

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES ARTHUR LOPEZ: ARTISTS GALLERY TALK New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 The Santero contemporary artist talks about the relationship between lowriders, faith and the landscape of New Mexico.

5 pm, free

EVENTS CINEFESTA ITALIA IN SANTA FE Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 A celebration of Italian films, culture and food to benefit local nonprofits, featuring a curated selection of features, shorts and docs that represent notable works otherwise only screened in a handful of select markets, 3-8:30 pm, $12-$366 FIRST FRIDAY OPEN HOUSE Ralph T Coe Foundation for the Arts 1590 B Pacheco St., 983-6372 Behind-the-scenes access to the collection of global Indigenous art.

1 pm, free

FILM FINDING NEMO Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 982-3373 The free, outdoor-movie summer-evening lineup starts with the fishy Pixar film.

8 pm, free

MUSIC ALCHEMY WITH DJs POETICS Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Hip-hop, Top 40, dance jams and plenty more. It's seriously a lot, alright? I mean, you try DJing if you think it's easy.

9 pm, $7 BRENDA FUNCHES WITH EQUINOX Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 426-1753 Gayle Kenny and Lou Levin, who play the bass and piano, respectively, join the jazz vocalist to bolster the ensemble for the evening.

7 pm, free THE BUS TAPES Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Folky folk-rock for your Friday fun.

6 pm, free CORO DE CAMARA CONCERT First Presbyterian Church SF 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Guest violinist Kay Newman joins the group for their last concert of the season.

7:30 pm, $20

C.S. ROCKSHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Musical entertainment by Don Curry, Pete Springer and Mo Roberts for your Friday dance-session.

8:30 pm, $5 DAVID GEIST: GEIST CABARET Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Piano tunes from this talented musician who played in the original Broadway Lion King’s orchestra and has written with greats like Sondheim. Musical brilliance.

6 pm, $2 DUO RASMINKO Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Bohemian pop on the deck.

5 pm, free ELEPHANT REVIVAL: MUSIC ON THE MESA FESTIVAL Taos Mesa Brewing 20 ABC Mesa Road, (575) 758-1900 This folky group of five, who play real instruments, kick off the second-annual Music on the Mesa Festival. Expect newness from their album Petals and oldness for the longer-term fans as well, plus a whole lot more music as the festival rages on.

9:30 pm, $40-$120 FOLIAS DUO First Presbyterian Church SF 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 This married couple plays the guitar and flute; they have composed together for more than 12 years.

7 pm, free GREG BUTERA Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Friday always goes down better with music, and this band spills the greatest tunes that set the tone for a lot of r&r this weekend.

7 pm, free GROWLING OLD MEN Center Stage 505 Camino de los Marquez, 501-2606 American-folk is how these guys describe themselves as they play the banjo, mandolin and guitar for tunes that feel classic.

8 pm, $25 THE RECEIVER Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 See the rock duo comprised of two brothers play from their newest album All Burn.

Forget your work-week over music and a drink, the classic of classics (see SFR Picks, page 19.

10 pm, free SAUDADE The High Note 132 W Water St., 919-8771 A mix of Brazilian music and world beats that are great for dancing.

8:30 pm, $10

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THEATER GRAVIEL DE LA PLAGA: UP IN THE NORTE LIVE Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Stand-up comedy by Plaga with a pre-show music by Carlos Medina. Meow Wolf is nothing if not varied, you guys. And since comedy is the biggest deal thing ever ... you should go.

7 pm, $20 PROOF Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 When her famed mathematician father dies, Catherine decides to claim his work as her own. The Pulitzer winner is directed by Robert Bendotti.

7:30 pm, $20 WAYNE FRANCIS: XTREME KOMEDY KLUB The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 This ventriloquist is worldrenowned for the voices and characters he creates and he promises to pull out some favorites for this cheek-cramping evening.

8:15 pm, $10

SAT/4 ART OPENINGS CERRILLOS STATION OPEN HOUSE Cerrillos Station 15B First St. , 474-9326 Live music by the Attitudes; a food truck; a corral with a baby goat, baby geese and pot-bellied pigs; fresh bread from the horno; and free gifts.

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SS WEB Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Get out of town and listen to some folk-punk tunes on the first night of the weekend.

8 pm, free THREE FACES OF JAZZ El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 There's a joke about holy hand grenades in here somewhere, but while we think about what that is, you just stick to remembering these three dudes do jazz.

7:30 pm, free TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action to facilitate your pizza and pasta eating.

6 pm, free WAYNE ‘THE TRAIN’ HANCOCK Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 A bit of blues, some rockabilly and a little swing make the tunes this man makes lively ones. He says he will play lots of new stuff off his album Ride.

6 pm, $12

Tattoos are beautiful, and they’re also more commonplace today than ever before. With that in mind, we’d also point out that where there is a thing lots of people are doing, there’s a human studying that thing. Enter Lars Krutak, one of the country’s most renowned tattoo anthropologists.

Krutak will speak on the topic as part of the International Museum of Folk Art’s Sacred Realm exhibit. (Alex De Vore) What was it about tattoos that made you want to focus on them to the degree you have ?

I have a love of art history and anthropology and saw tattoos as the bridge linking these passions together.

At the onset of working with Indigenous tattoo bearers two decades ago, I realized that tribal tattoo culture was disappearing across many regions of the world, and no one was documenting this vast body of cultural heritage. So I set out to change the situation, because I wanted to promote awareness of what was being lost, but also what could be regained if tattoo knowledge was preserved and shared for future generations, especially by those individuals who might want to reclaim it in order to revive these ancient practices.

What do you think it is that drives people to decorate their bodies?

Tattooing is much more than mere decoration. Tattooing offers one of the most profound biographical, artistic and intellectual statements on the importance of cultural diversity, human experience and visual communication. Tattoos transmit a vast body of information about who we are, where we come from, our desires and fears and who we aspire to be.

Do you have a favorite style or era?

For 20 years, my research has focused on Indigenous tattooing and scarification around the world. I carry more than 30 tribal tattoos on my body that were created through the use of traditional pigments [like] vegetable carbon and timeworn methods: hand-tapping, hand-poking, skin-stitching, scar-tattooing. All of these tattoos are geometric, abstract, and blue-black, and I doubt I will ever receive anything that is colorful, figurative or photo-realistic. I am old school and very traditional that way.

BOOKS/LECTURES

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JEFF LOWDERMILK: HONORING D-DAY New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 The author/historian speaks about the tragic day.

2 pm, free TOMAS Q MORIN: THE SCRIBE CIRCLE Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Said to be a spooky-funny poet, Morin reads from his collection of poems.

4 pm, free

CELEBRITY CHEF & SHAKER CHALLENGE Scottish Rite Center 463 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4414 In an evening of food competition, some of Santa Fe’s star chefs will create food and cocktail pairings with the best duo winning $500 to donate to the charity of the victorious chef’s choice. The highlight event in this year's Cocktails & Culture festival.

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Through August 5 — Art on Campus Exhibit: Conglomerates, a body of work by Rose Driscoll, Main Hallway, 505-428-1855.

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CINEFESTA ITALIA IN SANTA FE Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 A celebration of Italian films, culture and food, featuring a curated selection of features, shorts and docs that represent notable works otherwise only screened in a handful of select markets.

3-8:30 pm, $12-$366 FULL MOON/FATHER'S DAY/ SUMMER SOLSTICE CEREMONY Frenchy's Field Osage Avenue and Agua Fría Street Walk the labyrinth and celebrate all the things!

6 pm, free HISTORIC JOURNEY OF THE MARGARITA Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Did you know the margarita is an evolution from the gin daisy? Learn all about the world's most popular drink at this seminar that is a part of Cocktails & Culture 2016.

1:30 pm, $30 MIXOLOGY MADE EASY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Learn how to shake that shaker like the best of them, with mixologist Bobby G Gleason leading the lesson in the second Cocktails & Culture event of the day.

3 pm, $30 REUSEAPALOOZA POPUP CARNIVAL Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 982-3373 This recycle-centric event features upcycled art vendors, interactive games and live music. Grab a bite at a food truck or learn to compost (see SFR Picks, age 19).

Noon, free

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NEGRONI BRUNCH Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Keeping the Cocktails & Culture festival going, this late morning meal gives you the chance to learn about the classic cocktail from industry giant Tony Abou Ganim.

11:45 am, $30

MUSIC THE BARBWIRES Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Get bluesy, not the blues, this weekend.

6 pm, free DAVID GEIST: GEIST CABARET Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Piano tunes from this experienced musician.

6 pm, $2 HALF BROKE HORSES Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 426-1753

Honky-tonk tunes accompanied by vocalist Tasha Curtis for your Saturday night.

8 pm, free LEON RUSSELL Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 A music legend, Russell was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2011 under the category of ruling the land and being all good. Catch him while you can, in all his bearded glory!

7 pm, $49-$59 PIC POCKETS & FRIENDS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Tunes outdoors make for a great afternoon.

3 pm, free REBECCA ARSCOTT The High Note 132 W Water St., 919-8771 This Albuquerque-based artist brings her soul-style to Santa Fe on a Saturday night.

8:30 pm, $10 SANTA FE OASIS MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street 982-3373 Zion I, a Bay Area hip-hop group, headlines the musical evening with local openers, public art-making and a graffiti wall. Brought to you by the Santa Fe Convergence Project.

6 pm, free SHOWCASE KARAOKE Tiny's Restaurant & Lounge 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 Hosts Cyndi and Nanci preside over this beloved and longrunning karaoke event.

8:30 pm, Free SO SOPHISTICATED WITH DJ 12 TRIBE Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Hip-hop, mainstream and EDM. Skylight is the place to be on Saturday nights with DJ 12 Tribe 9 pm, $7 TUCKER BINKLEY Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Smooth piano action to facilitate your pizza and pasta eating.

6 pm, free WHISKEY DIABLO Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Gutter country, jazz and swing cut with booze-drenched chainsaw rock ‘n’ roll from Charleston, South Carolina.

8 pm, free

THEATER PROOF Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 When her famed mathematician father dies, Catherine decides to claim his work as her own. The Pulitzer winner is directed by Robert Bendotti.

7:30 pm, $20

SUN/5 ART OPENINGS BILL BARRETT: VISUAL POETRY Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Walk the gardens with the artist and see his newest sculptural works in steel, bronze, marble and polished aluminum.

2 pm, free SUNDAY RAILYARD ARTISAN MARKET Santa Fe Railyard Plaza Guadalupe Street and Paseo de Peralta, 600-1109 Buy local art and local berries at this event.

10 am, free

BOOKS/LECTURES CRYSTAL WILLIAMS & LAUREN CAMP Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Muse Times Two presents the last poetry reading of the 2016 season.

4 pm, free LARS KRUTAK: TATTOO LECTURE Museum of International Folk Art 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 A tattoo-anthropologist, say whaaaaat?! He knows everything there is to know about body art, and he shares it with you on a Sunday (see 3 Questions, page 25).

2 pm, free STEVEN ROBERT ALLEN: JOURNEY SANTA FE Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 The ACLU director of public policy talks about ending solitary confinement in New Mexico. Hosted by Rev. Holly Beaumont.

11 am, free

EVENTS BEER & GEAR MUSICAL SWAP O' RAMA The Candyman Strings & Things 851 St. Michael's Drive, 983-5906 Get your musical swap on at this event that will feature multiple vendors with great sales, beer, of course and the time to trade, sell or buy anything musical. Vintage, new, used and everything in between.

Noon, free HONEY & SPIRITS Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Pair the gods' favorite nectars at this Cocktails & Culture event to make delicious honey spirit cocktails.

1:30 pm, $30 USBG BARTENDER BASH Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 A party for people normally behind the bar, this Cocktails & Culture event pays tribute to our hard-working service industry friends.

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Limiting Mobility A proposed expansion of the vehicle vendors ordinance to Canyon Road would essentially cut Axle Contemporary’s mobile gallery from the scene

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I’m an artist. And I know when I see good art, and I don’t see it a lot, but I see it in Axle Contemporary gallery,” Goodwin said.

The proposal would allow one space for vehicle vendors in the municipal parking lot across the street from El Farol, where most people are simply headed to their cars. For every foot they are parked away from the main pedestrian thoroughfares, Chase-Daniel says, they lose visitors. And were a food truck to use that space, it might conflict with the existing ban on operating within 150 feet of a restaurant.

Axle Contemporary has made laps through local publications, as well as appearing in Town and Country

or most people who enter Axle Contemporary, the mobile art gallery housed within a retired delivery truck, the experience is one of serendipity. Stumbling onto the gallery, which habitually plants itself in pedestrian-friendly places, starts the happy accident, and what follows is an at-times-whimsical experience. Take their latest show, in which oil paintings by Greta Young were draped from the ceiling on unframed canvases, with visitors threading their way through the colorful curtains. Since 2010, the gallery’s mission has been to make art accessible and enjoyable, and to introduce There’s not a lot of mobile New Mexican artists to the city’s many visitors. One of the more effective places they’ve done that is a galleries around anywhere in parking space on Canyon Road. So the gallery’s owners, Matthew Chase-Daniel and Jerry Wellman, were the world, and so often we see stunned last week to hear about proposed changes to a city ordinance—one originally intended to police food that people who are visiting are trucks—that would all but shut them out of the cornerstone arts district. surprised and delighted and glad “Having us there, we believe, enhances Santa Fe’s reputation as a leader in the arts, as a city that’s where to see us there. the arts are important and valuable and current,” Chase-Daniel says. “There’s not a lot of mobile galleries around anywhere in the world, and so often we see that people who are visiting are surprised and delighted and glad to see us there. It’s not something they’ve seen before, even if they’re from large cities like Houston or Los Angeles or New York or Chicago.”

City councilors and the Canyon Road Merchants Association framed the proposal to exclude mobile vendors from the busy area as addressing safety concerns, but Axle says the move is an overreaction to a problem they haven’t seen during the five years they’ve parked on Canyon Road. Axle spends Sunday afternoons there a couple of times a month. And with few food trucks frequenting the street, it’s hard not to feel personally targeted, though backers of the proposed rule insist that wasn’t the intent.

On Wednesday, May 25, emerging artists, SITE Santa Fe’s curator, the director of events and marketing for the Railyard and one of Meow Wolf’s cofounders called for rules that would keep Axle operating as it is. An incensed Sondra Goodwin, a local artist, suggested making the whole street pedestrianonly, instead of banning Axle.

“All of those galleries on Canyon Road, with the exception of a very few, Matthew Chase-Daniel (left) and Jerry Wellman are schlog. They’re kitsch ... I’m sorry, run Axle Contemporary mobile gallery—not a food truck. but they’re crap. And I know, because

Magazine, Sunset Magazine and The New York Times as what’s perhaps the world’s first mobile art gallery, housed in a 1970 aluminum stepvan not much larger than a Ford F-150. Mobility allows it to take art to schools, restaurants, grocery stores and city streets.

Parking on Canyon Road, though, is about more than being in one of the few pedestrian concentrations in the city.

“I do want to acknowledge about Canyon Road … it has a very important history of artists doing what was contemporary at the time, and I think Axle is in that spirit,” Wellman says.

“The feeling between us and many galleries is that we’re able to reach people that don’t often walk into their galleries,” Chase-Daniel says. “We can increase visibility and business for them.”

The Canyon Road Merchants Association has been working with the city on safety issues around the often-congested street for years, says Bonnie French, president of the association. Talks with city councilors led to the notion of expanding the existing vehicle vendor ordinance—one French concedes she still has not read—to cover the Canyon Road area in addition to the Plaza periphery that it regulates today. During her comments to City Council, she handed over an image of a wide truck on the narrow road. Whose truck?

She declined to say.

“We weren’t singling anyone out,” she says. “We’re not against anyone. We’re not mad at anyone. It was only ever a safety issue.”

Ditto the response from Councilor Joseph Maestas, who sponsored the bill along with Councilor Peter Ives. “My proposal wasn’t intended to be punitive or restrict any type of vendor. It was truly a safety issue,” Maestas says. “Our best-case scenario is to find additional spots and change the hours for additional vehicle vendors.”

The issue is next due for a hearing at the City CounCoun cil’s Public Works Committee, and it will likely apap pear on the City Council’s full agenda at the end of July.

Chase-Daniel says it was “a surprise” and “a disappointment” that no one thought to concon tact Axle in the first place.

The balance of growth and goodwill dominates their next show, a performance art piece, Talkos: Red or Green, Green in which Wallman will make sculptural “tacos” filled with metaphorical foodstuffs made from paper. Visitors essentially order an a la carte conversation.

The red end covers the terter ritory of the economy, conservative America and society at large, and green represents the environment.

“Although the property owners and established businesses on Canyon Road who deserve our respect will soon adapt to living with mobile vendors,” MAKE Santa Fe’s Zane Fischer says, “the city’s character, vitality and economic potential will not adapt to losing that opportunity.”

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THEATER

HECHOS EN MEXICO Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Travel through Mexico and try each region's signature tequila. A Cocktails & Culture event.

Noon, $30

PROOF Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 When her famed mathematician father dies, Catherine decides to claim his work as her own. The Pulitzer winner is directed by Robert Bendotti.

2 pm, $20 THE BIG HEARTLESS Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 A staged reading of a tale about the human tendency to kill what we cannot understand.

6 pm, free

MUSIC

GRAND EVENT! Saturday, June 4 th, 1–5 PM

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Music by The Attitudes. African Dance.

Dr. Field Goods Food Truck.

Reception for Artist Mishcka O'Connor 44-6 PM 15B First Street, Cerrillos, NM 87010 • 505-474-9326 www.cerrillosstation.com

THE BARBWIRES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 See these guys play on the deck in the afternoon for some outdoor-music and sunshine.

3 pm, free THE BLUES REVUE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Eat some toast and hear the band jam. Okay, that wasn't a great one, swallow it with a mimosa.

Noon, free JACKIE MYERS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Jazzy music by this gal from Austin in the Tavern on a Sunday afternoon.

1 pm, free JOSH MARTIN & THE NEON MOTELS Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 There aren't many better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than in the sun with a great soundtrack. Get that perfect Sunday feeling with Martin and his group playing in the background.

1 pm, free MIKE MONTIEL HOSTS THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY OPEN MIC Tiny's Restaurant & Lounge 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 Sing along to your favorites.

3-6 pm, free NACHA MENDEZ Taberna La Boca 125 Lincoln Ave., 988-7102 Nacha brings her pals for Latin/world music fusion over tapas to end your weekend with flavor.

7 pm, free THE POWER OF LOVE Santa Fe Center for Spiritual Living 505 Camino de los Marquez, 983-5022 The New Mexico Women’s Chorus will present musical treats include hits by Janis Joplin and Foreigner, a romantic rainy night with a Latin flavor plus a fun romp with “Big Dogs and Wild Women.”

4 pm, $10-$20 SANTA FE COMMUNITY ORCHESTRA SEASON FINALE St. Francis Auditorium at NM Art Museum 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 SFCO’s season finale with David Felberg as guest conductor and violin soloist featuring works by Dvorak, Bach and Barber.

2:30 pm, free

MON/6 EVENTS THE LIQUID MUSE BAR AWARDS La Fonda on the Plaza 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 See who wins what at the closing party of Cocktails & Culture 2016. Appetizers, drinks and live entertainment included, but boasting rights are for winners only (see Drinks, page 30).

5:30 pm, $20 MIND BODY SPIRITS: BARTENDER BALANCE Hotel St. Francis 210 Don Gaspar Ave., 983-5700 Get all yourself in order with yoga and a smoothie. A Cocktails & Culture event.

10:30 am, $15

MUSIC COWGIRL KARAOKE WITH MICHÉLE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michele Leidig, Queen of Santa Fe Karaoke, hosts this night of amateurish fun. Do your best Mariah at the mic.

9 pm, Free FORT DEFIANCE Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 High-energy folk/roots on the deck could make a lovely afternoon experience.

4 pm, free OUTER SPACES Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Just off the release of their new album A Shedding Snake, this group plays not-quitefolk. We don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds cool as hell.

8 pm, $10

THEATER JULESWORKS VARIETY SHOW Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Theater, music, dance, literature and more at this monthly event that kicks off the season for this varied group of musicians, thespians and allaround weirdos.

7 pm, $10

TUE/7 BOOKS/LECTURES THE GEOLOGIC STORY OF GEORGIA’S WHITE PLACE AND BLACK PLACE Georgia O’Keefe Museum Education Annex 123 Grant Ave., 946-1000 Hear the story of two places in the New Mexico landscape that O’Keeffe revered above all others told by Kirt Kempter, a geologist turned photographer (see SFR Picks, page 19).

9 am, $15

BOOKS/LECTURES SUNIL YAPA: SFR BOOKMARKS Collected Works Bookstore 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 The author signs and speaks about his newest novel, Your Heart is a Muscle the Size of a Fist. Bookmarks members get VIP seating, which is something you should sign up for.

6 pm, free

DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Tango is sexy and graceful; indeed, you shall feel it in the very pit of your being. ¡Andale!

7:30 pm, free

MUSIC CACTUS SLIM & THE GOATHEADS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 What a name! Check out their music, which could be equally entertaining.

7 pm, free CANYON ROAD BLUES JAM El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Join the bluesiest blues band around and jam with 'em.

8:30 pm, free THE GUNSELS Evangelo's 200 W San Francisco St., 982-9014 Honky-tonk by Greg Butera.

8 pm, free HOUSEQUAKE! PRINCE PREVIEW PARTY Skylight Santa Fe 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Gear up for the real Prince party in a few weeks on what would've been Prince's 58th birthday (June 25).

7 pm, $5 METAL MONDAYS The Underground 200 W San Francisco St, Bloodpig, Lizard Kingdom, Colossal Swan Dive and Marrow Monger will make your Monday better.

9 pm, $5 PAT MALONE TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 Even though we all like to make fun of jazz, the genre can boast some damn impressive musicians. Kind of like Malone himself. Zam. 6 pm, free CONTINUED ON PAGE 31

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How to get a great cup in a bad hotel room

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BY GWYNETH DOLAND t h e f o r k @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

just came back from a weeklong tech training in El Paso, Texas. It was one of those work trips where you’re like, “OK, it’s not Paris, but at least I’ll get to see a little bit of some other city, eat some interesting food and drink some margaritas.” And I did, in fact, have an outstanding couple of margs while I was there (thanks, Corralito Steakhouse!).

However, I ran into a problem that’s been vexing me for a while now: how to get a decent cup of coffee when you’re away from home, your favorite coffee and your favorite coffee shop. It’s harder when you don’t rent a car—and especially if you’re not a morning person or you don’t have enough time to walk to a All hail travel-friendly coffee devices. local coffee shop before the grueling meetings start.

I keep getting stuck in these freaking hotel rooms where they give you a POS Keurig machine with, like, two One of my wiser and K-cups each filled with nine more addicted colleagues in grains of Grandpa’s Great DeEl Paso did the smart thing pression Blend. It makes a and brought his own coffee I keep getting cup of stuff that is … brown, so and equipment. Looking there’s that, but it tastes like fresh and alert at breakfast stuck in these bathwater. What’s in those one morning, he confessed cups? Ground tree bark and he can’t travel without an freaking hotel rooms silt? I realize not everyone AeroPress. Have you seen likes a strong cup of coffee, but one of these things? It’s a where they give come on. Seriously. Come on. lightweight, easy-to-pack you a POS Keurig I can’t live like this. Not for a contraption that can make week, and especially not for a espresso-strength coffee in machine with, like, week when I’m supposed to be a hotel room. (Trivia: It’s perky in front of strangers at made by Aerobie, otherwise two K-cups.

7:45 am. known for its flying disc On my last two trips, I tried thingy that’s not a Frisbee.) to outsmart these base-model You do need hot water, Keurigs by using a method which you can get by runmany of you have already figning just water through the ured out with the fancier machines: Insert one pod, dreaded Keurig, or by using an immersion heater. I select the smallest cup size and repeat two or three look at an immersion heater and immediately see times with fresh pods until you have one actual cup that shape as a shiny red scar on some part of my of triple-strength coffee. On the better machines body, but then again, I travel with hairdo gear that is and with the better cups, this produces a warmish just as treacherous, so whatever. beverage that will at least get you out the door. But If you’re not desperate for a really rich cup of cofI finally had to admit defeat this week at the Hilton fee, you could probably do this more simply. If you’re Garden Inn. They just don’t give you enough pods a pod person, you certainly bring your own pods. with enough coffee in them to trick the machine into They’re bound to be better than the cheap-o cups brewing anything darker than bong water. of pulverized walnut shells the Hilton hands out.

(A couple of years ago, the website Thrillist asked a world-class barista to rank more than 20 different K-cup varieties, and the Green Mountain pods definitely came out on top. He liked Kenyan AA best.)

Bring more than you think you’ll need. You can probably sell them on the conference black market.

I bring my insulated travel mug with me these days so I can grab good coffee whenever I see it, then throw it in my bag and enjoy it when I get to my destination, rather than running around with a rapidly disintegrating paper cup of molten lava. A series of very painful trials and errors have proven that I need a mug with an absolutely idiotproof, leakproof seal.

The best I’ve found is the Contigo Autoseal, which forces you to hold down a button in order to release the flow. Genius. I’ve noticed a dramatic reduction in burns of my face, hands and crotch. You can also lock it so it won’t leak all over your bag. Unfortunately, the Contigo has a weird, wide bottom so it doesn’t fit in some car cup holders (most notably my car’s cup holder). Sigh. A great second choice is the OXO Good Grips mug, which seals so tightly it’s sometimes a struggle to get it back open. I consider that a plus. It has a red button you push to leave the valve open. Press the red button again, and it’s super leakproof.

In a future column, we’ll talk about where and how you guys buy or make the best cold brew and iced coffee. Send your tips and tricks to thefork@sfreporter.com.

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COCKTAIL CULTURE COMES TO SANTA FE

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If you read this column, it’s safe to assume you enjoy making and sipping cocktails, in which case, you probably want to know about New Mexico Cocktails & Culture (June 3-6), an event I launched last year to support our local cocktail and culinary communities, with mixology seminars taught by global spirits experts and fun parties celebrating all things food and drink.

This year, you can also catch Santa Fe Cocktail Week as a lead-in to the four-day festival. Nearly 30 bars and restaurants registered as official participants and are eligible for the Liquid Muse Bar Awards.

You choose the winners by visiting their venues and tasting their featured cocktails, then voting for your favorites online before June 5 at NMCocktailCulture.com. The winners of each category will be announced at the awards party on Monday, June 6, from 5:30-8 pm at La Fonda Hotel (100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511). You can also enter the Instagram cocktail photo contest by following @SimplySantaFe and @NMcocktails; use the same hashtags to win two tickets to the awards party and a $50 restaurant gift certificate. Awards tickets are $20 and include food and drink samples as well as a performance from the Sean Healen Band.

The festival supports New Mexico businesses by opening with the free Cowboy Boots & Cocktails welcome party on Friday, June 3, 5:307:30 pm at the Inn at Loretto (211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 988-5531). Taste spirits, hard cider and other treats all made right here in New Mexico, and don’t forget to dig out your best boots for the cameras.

The Celebrity Chef & Shaker Challenge is set to feature eight of Santa Fe’s most revered chefs pairing food with cocktails on Saturday, June 4, 6-9 pm at the Scottish Rite Temple (463 Paseo de Peralta, 9824414). Attendees can vote for their favorite pairing, and the winning chef receives a $500 donation to a local charity. Additionally, a stunning painting by famed saloon artist Jill DeGroff (wife of James Beard Award-winning drinks master Dale DeGroff ) will be auctioned by renowned modern mixologist, Tony Abou-Ganim; 100 percent of those proceeds go to his charity supporting bartenders battling breast cancer, plus a portion of your $55 event ticket goes to Cooking with Kids, a local nonprofit that teaches kids how to prepare healthy food.

Keeping balance between work and self-care is challenging for everyone. So the national Mind Body Spirit hospitality wellness program returns on Monday, June 6, 10:30-11:45 am at Hotel St. Francis (210 Don Gaspar Ave., 983-5700). The interactive workshop includes a free yoga mat, fruit smoothies, 30 minutes of gentle movement and presentations on inner health. It’s free for anyone with a New Mexico servers license, $15 to the public. Space is limited, so it’s a good plan to RSVP. Free printed festival programs are available at participating hotels, restaurants and bars and include the Santa Fe Cocktail Week Official Participants map, info about the celebrity chefs in the Shaker Challenge and the schedule of seminars and parties.

Editor’s note: This is the final installment of “Kiss My Glass.” Fare thee well, Muse.

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ONGOING GALLERIES

136 GRANT 36 Grant Ave., 983-0075 John Boland, Mustangs and Other Wild Horses of Northern New Mexico.

3 STUDIOS GALLERY 901 Canyon Road, 919-1103 Angel Wynn, Dayna FiskWilliams and Tom McGee. ACADEMY FOR THE LOVE OF LEARNING 133 Seton Village Road, 955-1860 Archives on Display.

ADOBE GALLERY 221 Canyon Road, 955-0550 Cochiti Pueblo pottery storyteller figurines.

ARGOS STUDIO & SANTA FE ETCHING CLUB 1211 Luisa St., 988-1814 Baribzon to Santa Fe. ART HOUSE 231 Delgado St., 995-0231 Group show, Luminous Flux 2.0.

ART.I.FACTORY 930 Baca St., Ste. C, 982-5000 Megan Gold and Drew McGee, Outside the Lines. Patti Levey and Laura Stanziola, Body of Work.

BINDLESTICK STUDIO 616 1/2 Canyon Road, (917) 679-8080 Jeffrey Schweitzer, Into the Moonlight and The Biography of an Eccentric Gentleman.

CANYON ROAD CONTEMPORARY 402 Canyon Road, 983-0433 Works by local artists Travis Bruce Black, Kari Rives, Bonnie Teitelbaum, Dena Tollefson and Amanda Banker.

CATENARY ART GALLERY 616 1/2 Canyon Road, 982-2700 Nicolai Panayotov, Sans Frontiéres.

CCA 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 Raven Chacon, Cristóbal Martínez, Kade L Twist, A Very Long Line. M12, The Breaking Ring. Group show, Getting Real.

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CHARLOTTE JACKSON FINE ART 554 S Guadalupe St., 989-8688 Pink Crush. Joan Watts, Zero Plus III. CHIAROSCURO CONTEMPORARY ART 558 Canyon Road, 992-0711 Dick Evans, Unsung Memories.

Penny Truitt, Intersect.

CHIVAS COFFEE La Tienda Exhibit Space 7 Caliente Road, Eldorado, 922-5013 Daniel Quat.

CITY OF MUD 1114A Hickox St., 954-1705 Under See: Subliminal and Sublime.

COMMUNITY GALLERY 201 W Marcy St., 955-6707 Strangers Collective: Narrows.

EDITION ONE GALLERY 1036 Canyon Road, 570-5385 Group show, Woman. Heart.

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ED LARSON GALLERY 821 Canyon Road, 983-7269 Grand Finale.

ELLSWORTH GALLERY 215 E Palace Ave., 989-7900 Maxwell Bennett, Enzo Marra, Karl Skaret, Lifelines.

ENCAUSTIC ART INSTITUTE 62 Agua Fria St., 989-3283 Discover the Art of Wax. EYE ON THE MOUNTAIN GALLERY 614 Agua Fría St., (928) 308-0319 Rachel Houseman, ColorScapes.

FINE ART FRAMERS 1415 W. Alameda, 982-4397 Renée Vogelle, Will Schmitt, Tati Norbeck and Chad Erickson, Like ... You Know.

FORM&CONCEPT 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 Group shpw, Made in the Desert.

FREEFORM ARTSPACE 1619 C de Baca Lane, 692-9249 Ilse Bolle andSally Chiu, Layers in Time.

GALLERY 901 708 Canyon Road, 780-8390 Eddy Shorty, Sculptures.

THE GLOBE GALLERY 727 Canyon Road, 989-3888 Annie O’Brien Gonzales, Floriography: The Language of Flowers.

HUNTER KIRKLAND CONTEMPORARY 200 Canyon Road, 984-2111 Jennifer J L Jones, Hypnotic Starlings.

JAMES KELLY CONTEMPORARY 1611 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1601 Bill Jacobson, Lines in My Eyes.

Tom Miller, Set to Topple and Equivalent Architecture.

JOHNSON’S OF MADRID GALLERIES 2843 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 471-1054 Group show.

LEWALLEN RAILYARD 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3250 Wes Hempel, Reconnection.

Henry Jackson, Continuum.

LYN A FOX POTTERY 806 Old Santa Fe Trail, 820-0222 Maxine, Camilla and Dominique Toya, A Family Affair. Lyn Fox, Whistlestop.

MANITOU GALLERIES 225 Canyon Road, 986-9833 Tom Perkinson, Landscapes of the Southwest.

MARIGOLD ARTS 424 Canyon Road, 982-4142 Karen Halbert, Return to the Rivers.

METALLO GALLERY 2863 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 4712457 Anthony Fuentez, A Reflection of Yesterday.

MONROE GALLERY 112 Don Gaspar Ave., 992-0800 Spring Fever. Group show, Alfred Eisenstadt.

NISA TOUCHON FINE ART 1925 Rosina St., Ste. C, 303-3034 Group show, Small Is the New Big. NÜART GALLERY 670 Canyon Road, 988-3888 Cecil Touchon, Before the Beginning. Santiago Perez, In the Night Kitchen.

PATINA GALLERY 131 W Palace Ave., 986-3432 Petra Class, Rhythmical Arrangements. Jack Parsons, Bugs and Buses.Claire Kahn.

PETERS PROJECTS 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 Kiki Smith, Woven Tales. Kent Monkman, Failure of Modernity.

Group show, Spectrum.

PHIL SPACE 1410 2nd St., 983-7945 Larry Ogan: Art Muscle PHOTO-EYE GALLERY 541 S Guadalupe St., 988-5152 Cig Harvey, Gardening at Night.

Baron Wolman, Woodstock.

Alan Friedman and Douglas Levere, Fire & Ice. Chaco Terada, Between Water & Sky. POP GALLERY 125 Lincoln Ave., Ste. 111, 820-0788 Anna Rivera, Ode to Seuss.

RUHLEN OWEN CONTEMPORARY 225 Canyon Road, 820-0807 Group show, Creative Transition.

RUNNING WOLF STUDIO 311 Don Fernando Road, 819-9125 Robert DeLeon.

SAGE CREEK GALLERY 421 Canyon Road, 988-3444 David Gray, Reflective.

SANTA FE ART COLLECTOR 217 Galisteo St., 988-5545 Ken Bonner, Land of Enchantment.

SANTA FE CLAY 545 Camino de la Familia, 984-1122 Tom Sather, Praying Without Words. Group show, The Figure in Clay. Amanda Jaffe and Suzanne Kane, Cups.

SANTA FE WEAVING GALLERY 124 Galisteo St., 982-1737 Judith Bird, Handwoven Shibori Tunics and Shawls.

A SEA IN THE DESERT GALLERY 836 A Canyon Road., 988-9140 Carol Hoy. SITE SANTA FE 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199 SHoP Architects, workSHoP. Terry Allen, Luis Camnitzer, Wangechi Mutu, Then and Now. SORREL SKY GALLERY 125 W Palace Ave., 501-6555 Stephen Day and Peggy Immel, This Enchanted Landscape. Cynthia DeBolt and Merrri Ellen Kase, A Close Look and the Far View.

John Farnsworth and Michael Tatom, Essential Visions. Group show, Winter Wonderland. Jim Bagley, Deep into Nature. Gerald

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Cig Harvey’s “Scarlet & the Poppies” is part of her exhibit Gardening at Night, closing Saturday at the Photo-Eye Gallery.

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STUDIO CENTRAL 508 Camino de la Familia, 947-6122 Ross Chaney. Frank Buffalo Hyde. Courtney M Leonard.

TANSEY CONTEMPORARY 652 Canyon Road, 995-8513 Carol Coates, Dissonace.

Through June 5.

TAPESTRY GALLERY 4 Firehouse Lane, Ste. D, Madrid, 471-0794 Group show, Woven Geometrics.

TRESA VORENBERG GOLDSMITHS 656 Canyon Road, 988-7215 Heyoka Merrifield, The New Treasures.

TRUE WEST GALLERY 130 Lincoln Ave., 982-0055 John Paul Rangel, Jerry Faires and Matt Miranda, Jewelry Trunk Show.

TURNER CARROLL GALLERY 725 Canyon Road, 986-9800 Walter Robinson. John Barker, Two Ring Circus.

VENTANA FINE ART 400 Canyon Road, 983-8815 Group show, Spring Festival.

VERVE GALLERY OF PHOTOGRAPHY 219 E Marcy St., 982-5009 Brigitte Carnochan, Elizabeth Opalenik, Josephine Sacabo and Diana Hooper Bloomfield, Bellas Figuras. Through June 11.

VIVO CONTEMPORARY 725 Canyon Road, 982-1320 Group show, Giving Voice to Image 4.

WAITS STUDIO WORKS 2855 Cooks Road, Ste. A, 270-2654 Laura Wait.

WAREHOUSE 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 Reflections. Juan Carlos Cucalón Juárez, On Impermanence.

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WIFORD GALLERY 403 Canyon Road, 982-2403 Barry Thomas, Voices of the West.

WILLIAM SIEGAL GALLERY 540 S Guadalupe St., 820-3300 Tom Waldron, Recent Sculpture. Peter Ogilvie, Bodies of Water. Kathryn Keller.

EL ZAGUÁN 545 Canyon Road, 983-2567 Gary Denmark, Megaliths and Cairnages. Carolyn Riman, Advent.

MUSEUMS GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Far Wide Texas; From New York to New Mexico: Masterworks of American Modernism from the Vilcek Foundation Collection.

IAIA/MoCNA 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Lloyd Kiva New, Pitseolak Ashoona and Eliza Naranjo Morse, Winter/Spring 2016 Exhibition. Visions and Visionaries. Through July 31, 2017. Forward: Eliza Naranjo Morse. Lloyd Kiva New: Art, Design and Influence. Both through July 31.

MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Here, Now and Always and The Buchsbaum Gallery of Southwestern Pottery. Adriel Heisley, Oblique Views: Archaeology, Photography and Time. Through May 25, 2017 MUSEUM OF INT’L FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 Multiple Visions: A Common Bond. Flamenco: From Spain to New Mexico. Both through Sept. 11. Sacred Realm. The Morris Miniature Circus.

MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 The Beltrán-Kropp Art Collection

from Peru; Early 20th Century Artists of New Mexico; Conexiones: The Delgado Room.

NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Lowriders, Hoppers and Hot Rods: Car Culture of Northern New Mexico. Alan Pearlman, Santa Fe Faces. Along the Pecos: A Photographic and Sound Collage. Through June 19.

Setting the Standard: The Fred Harvey Company and Its Legacy.

NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Anne Noggle, Assumed Identities. Sage, Setting, Mood: Theatricality in the Visual Arts.

Medieval to Metal: The Art and Evolution of the Guitar.

POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, 455-3334 Ashley Browning: Perspective of Perception.

WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 986-4636 Center for the Study of Southwestern Jewelry.

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The Lobster Colin Farrell better learn to love, lest he be transformed into a lobster by alex de vore alex@sfreporter.com

From time to time in cinema, the aspirations and ideas for a story can sound absolutely incredible, but the ultimate payoff winds up falling short. Director/ writer Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth) has fallen prey to just that with his new film, The Lobster, starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz.

Farrell plays David, a newly single man who lives in a sort of dystopia wherein those without a partner are sent to a purgatorial hotel and given

a month and a half to find a mate, or they’ll be turned into the animal of their choosing. David wishes to be a lobster, as “they live to be over a hundred years old.” It’s an interesting take on societal pressures that dictate we must be paired off if we ever wish to be truly happy, and Weisz, who assumes the role of disembodied narrator for nearly twothirds of the film, echoes the frustrating weirdness of the setup in a way that suggests she might be David’s conscience (if only he had one). Of course, that’s part of the bum deal humanity has received in The Lobster, and daily hunt-

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ground. Suddenly, we lose whatever moral The Lobster was conveying about love or choice or trust, and the final act settles into that comfortable old story about the lengths to which people will go for love, although admittedly David is willing to go extra-far.

Farrell is excellent, however, even if the other characters have a problem with all being written the same and not being explored to any meaningful depth. John C Reilly may as well have not even been in the thing, and Weisz’ role as love interest lacks any real chemistry. It’s a bit odd at first to hear how everyone speaks in the same stilted manner, but the more we observe the performances, the more it seems the characters have stripped down to basic human motivators, like sex and fear, and that is at least a worthwhile attempt at examining mankind on a less romantic level.

Regardless, The Lobster is worth at least one screening if for no other reason than it’s not quite like most films you’ve ever seen. Lanthimos has absolutely borrowed here and there, but when it comes to the story itself, he’s achieved a dark, almost fairy tale-like concept that’ll really make you think.

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ing for those who shirk the idea that partnership-equals-good (known here as “loners”) consistently keeps everyone on edge; there is no hope for trust between anyone.

The grim acceptance displayed by the tenants of the hotel is also interesting; we know as well as they do that this is just how it goes in their world, and even as they weather suicide attempts and panic-stricken efforts at partnering up, many of them behave as if it’s the only reality they’ve ever known.

It’s a good start, and an almost nihilism-lite version of the absurdist comedies of Wes Anderson. In fact, anyone who has seen The Grand Budapest Hotel will find a twisted familiarity to the halls and grounds of the sprawling country estate, but whereas Anderson knows how to create consistent characters who we still root for, even at their most obnoxious, The Lobster strays too far into dark comedy’s uncomfortable moments rather than those that are so bad they’re good. And then, just when we have acclimated to the idea of this bizarre arrangement, everything changes, and we practically jump into another movie altogether.

Now, this could simply be Lanthimos’ way to accentuate how jarring transitional life phases can be, but it feels more like a whole new film. The idea of transmogrifying into beasts is abandoned, even if we do still see an out-of-place camel or hulking truffle hog traipsing around in the back-

DARK HORSE: THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF DREAM ALLIANCE “will make you cry, make you cheer and make you glad you watched it” THE NICE GUYS “Have a few yucks and then forget about this thing forever”

LOVE & FRIENDSHIP

“Thoroughly enjoyable and well-made”

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VIVA “The characters are deep and believable”

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“If you’re looking for a film that can be described as more than serviceable, keep searching”

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DARK HORSE Dark Horse: The Incredible True Story of Dream Alliance won the coveted audience award at 2015’s Sundance Film Festival for its enchanting look at the implausible success of Dream Alliance, an underdog racehorse bred by a barmaid and owned by a mixed bag of residents from a poor Welsh mining village. After their mine closes, 23 ordinary people formed a cooperative, or as they called themselves, the Syndicate.

Each person in the Syndicate paid 10 pounds a week to support the horse, and their lives became intertwined with his; Dream Alliance revitalized the people and the town.

This team of cranks and rebels goes up against millionaires and monarchs, and they enter their racehorse in the prestigious Welsh Grand National. The documentary is filled with heartening stories told by those involved.

Of course, the equine they banked on was not your usual racehorse, and though the outcome may be predictable, this is more than the story of a race: It is the depiction of interwoven relationships between a group of people and an animal they love. This film catches the attention of the audience and holds it to the very end through the portrayal of common people who reprove their worth to society. As the

group makes incredible strides, they are faced with difficulties, and in their darkest hour, the Syndicate’s only concern remains the life of Dream Alliance, who manages to become the first horse to win a race following stem-cell surgery.

This wonderful film shows interviews with the people who were involved, and each brings comedic warmth and honesty to the screen. Dark Horse is sincere, sweet and told in a sentimental manner that will create a lump in your throat. Additional scenes of horses playing in fields, crafted by the superb cinematography of Benjamin Kracun, only add to the endearing overall feel, and besides, everyone loves a hero, right? Dark Horse will make you cry, make you cheer and make you glad you watched it. (Rose Antonelli-Fatton) DeVargas, PG, 85 min.

THE NICE GUYS It’s only fair to give kudos to Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling—actors who generally tend to take serious roles—for their attempts at slapstick, but the overall cheese factor of The Nice Guys, the newest film from director Shane Black (Iron Man 3), keeps it from ever achieving the levels of cool to which it so obviously aspires. It’s 1977 Los Angeles, a smog-laden playground for criminals and Jackson Healy (a straightfaced yet enjoyably ridiculous Crowe)

can be hired to break the arms of all your problems. When a client hires Healy to help her lose a tail, he is unwittingly thrust into a corrupt world of pornographers, politicians and assassins, and when the client goes missing and the villains come a-looking, Healy teams up with Holland March (the comedically acceptable Gosling). What begins as Healy’s quest for answers quickly escalates into a multifaceted mystery involving missing persons, LA’s seedy underbelly and murdered pet fish.

Though fun to observe the ragtag teaming of colorful characters at first, the ultimate issue with The Nice Guys is that it just isn’t that funny. Gosling has his moments now and again, and Crowe’s performance is not bad, per se, but lacking. There is humor to be found in a bruiser who casually explains to his victims the medical specifics of their impending broken bones, but he never mines deep enough to strike comedic gold. It comes across as one-dimensional and, when played off of Gosling’s stab at goofiness, highlights this nagging feeling that they turned one good character into two just OK characters.

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And that horse went on to become the president of the USA. J/K. talking Africanized bees. Of course the good guys always win, but it’s always fun to reach that cinematic moment that makes us wonder how they’ll get out of whatever situation alive. Sadly, this never comes, but that’s ultimately just fine, since The Nice Guys is really more of a time-killer than a foray into powerful film. But we knew that, right? Of course we did. We really only went to see the thing because it looked kind of goofy, and we thought it would be fun to see usually dramatic actors get silly. If this was the goal, then they nailed it. Otherwise, it would be wise to take this thing at face value, have a few yucks and then forget about it forever. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal 14, R, 116 min.

LOVE & FRIENDSHIP Although delightfully uneven, and heavy with both dialogue and horse-drawn carriages, period piece Love & Friendship is thoroughly enjoyable and well made. Directed by Whit Stillman (Metropolitan, Damsels in Distress) from the novella Lady Susan by Jane Austen (which was not published until 1871, long after her passing), we follow Lady Susan herself (Kate Beckinsale of Underworld fame), a recent widow in search of new husbands for herself and for her daughter, Frederica, played

by Morfydd Clark (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies).

We meet Susan as she moves to new quarters with her former brother-in-law, Charles (Thor 2’s Justin Edwards) and his quivering wife Catherine (Emma Greenwell, also from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies).

Possible candidates for matrimony include the dull but handsome Reginald (Twilight alum Xavier Samuel), another woman’s husband named Lord Manwaring (King Arthur’s Lochlann O’Mearáin) and the buffoonish Sir James Martin (Tom Bennett), a man who doesn’t understand that “Churchill” is one word, not a place called Church Hill. A steady flow of letters, delivered by long-faced but impeccably dressed servants, helps to keep the movie moving, with parts of the text of said letters appearing onscreen at times, like self-mocking subtitles.

This works well and adds plenty to the gentle humor that runs throughout the entire film. Lady Susan also has a crisp tongue, which she is not afraid to use on most anyone, including the cads and bounders who try to catch her eye and Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) who plays her best friend, Alice. Suffice it to say that Lady Susan will probably get her way,

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no matter who or what the obstacle might be.

Some might find the film too talky, but if one listens intently, the dialogue flows freely and with a certain amount of charm. (Jeff Berg) Violet Crown, Regal 14, R, 116 min.

VIVA Is there anyone who’s not talking about Cuba these days? Sure, we love the classic cars with shiny paint jobs, but there’s a decidedly less shiny part of Cuba to consider. It’s the part where people work hard or can’t find work at all and live in poverty, where endless pots of rice are cooked in sparsely furnished houses with peeling paint and missing windows. To look at the poster for Viva, you might think it’s a pleasant tryst through a glittering, bumping and bragging drag show or a colorful jaunt with Cuban rhythms. You’d be wrong. Yet colorful it is, and just as jarring as it is empowering.

But first, the music. Names like Rosita Fornés and Gina León don’t mean much if you’ve been steeped in Brittany and Taylor too long. These women are rich reflections of the gutsy power that forms a great backbone for slow and dramatic lip-syncs by men who are excellent with the eyebrow pencil. Fornés is a big, big star from film and music who was still belting it out at age 92 at her birthday party in Miami last year. YouTube that.

When Viva, the stage name for Jesus (Héctor Medina), or Mama, the aging, fierce owner of the club (Luis Alberto García), take the stage to breathlessly re-enact the songs that tell stories of love and loyalty and stars and heartbreak, they take your heart right with them. Even if at first, Jesus is really bad at it.

Viva is also a family drama that rips into all the painful territory that comes with relationships broken by alcohol, incarceration and frustration about sexuality in the machismo culture when Jesus comes face to face with a father he’s never known (Jorge Perugorría).

The characters are deep and believable.

Garcia, a well-known Cuban actor with a long CV, is especially striking in his role. The perspective on bleached-out and bursting Havana is rewarding. The exploration of how a father and son come to terms with each other doesn’t exploit either of them, and that’s no small feat when the material you’re working with could lend itself to West Side Story stereotypes or, worse, To Wong Fu. Never fear, it’s all tied up in a bow by the end. (Julie Ann Grimm) CCA, R, 100 min.

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MONEY MONSTER Jodie Foster directed this mediocre new film starring George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Jack O’Connell. When a bazillion-dollar company called Ibis loses hundreds of millions overnight due to a reported algorithm glitch, Lee Gates (Clooney), who is the host of a Mad Moneyesque show, has to eat his hat for recommending it to investors. Gates is like that MBA frat douche who never grew up and totally undervalues his director, Patty (Roberts), while constantly shitting all over the concept of actual journalism in favor of the almighty dollar. But then Kyle Budwell (O’Connell) appears during a live broadcast with a gun in his hand and a vest packed with plastic explosives to blame Gates for the bad investment, and suddenly we’ve got ourselves a thriller. Elsewhere, the CEO of the company is missing, and the more everyone thinks about the lost money, the more some-

thing doesn’t quite add up.

Apparently this is supposed to count as “layered,” and though Money Monster never really has that moment that makes you wish it would just end already, it does manage to be not very exciting throughout. Is the villain actually the villain? Does Gates ever take a look at himself? By the time the big surprise ending does arrive, it just doesn’t seem like a big deal. It’s definitely exciting that movies like this or The Big Short are beginning to look at the straight thievery of Wall Street, but whatever moral they may have been attempting to get across in this particular film is lost in the shuffle. If you like any of the actors, are curious about Foster’s directorial chops or wind up bored on a Sunday, this’ll do, but if you’re looking for a film that can be described as more than serviceable, keep searching. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 147 min.

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LITTLE EYES Super-sweet and lovable, this girl Little Eyes loves to get attention and snuggle. She is extremely friendly and would make a great companion! Little Eyes is 8 months old and is a heeler mix. Come and visit her soon to get to know her!

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BARBARA This big girl is Barbara, a lovely mixed breed dog who came to us as an owner surrender.

She is a super-friendly girl who has received outstanding grades from our behavior staff.

Barbara is about 18 months old, 50 lbs, healthy, spayed, and fully vaccinated and also has a microchip. She also gets 30 days of pet insurance.

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RIVER BEAR River Bear is an exuberant soul ready for adventure! If you’re a hiker, camper, runner or just an all around outdoorsy person, this is the dog for you! River Bear is about 6 years old and is super sweet and full of energy. He will make a great family member for any active family.

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GRAHAM Graham is a gentle giant of a cat. He came in to the shelter a stray, and he looked pretty rough and tough to us. Once we got him, we found a sweet, gentle guy who has lived a pretty tough life. Graham has been quite happy here at the shelter, no longer on the streets fighting for food or seeking a warm place to sleep. This big sweetie is ready for a home of his own where he can be adored, as he deserves to be.

This handsome guy named Tarzan came to the shelter as a stray.

He’s very sweet and outgoing, and right now is the king of our cat room — ruling the roost and welcoming the new arrivals. Tarzan is 4 years old and loves people — and has lived successfully with other cats here at the shelter.

La Bella is a beautiful long haired tortie. She is sweet and lovable with a great personality. At 8 years old she would love to just be cuddled and live a happy life in the right person’s home. Her front paws are declawed so would need to be an indoor cat only, away from predators.

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Rob Brezsny

Week of June 2nd

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The voices in our heads are our constant companions. They fill our inner sanctuary with streams of manic commentary. Often we’re not fully cognizant of the bedlam, since the outer world dominates our focus. But as soon as we close our eyes and turn our attention inward, we’re immersed in the jabbering babble. That’s the bad news, Aries. Now here’s the good news. In the coming weeks you will have far more power than usual to ignore, dodge, or even tamp down the jabbering babble. As a result, you may get a chance to spend unprecedented amounts of quality time with the still, small voice at your core—the wise guide that is often drowned out by all the noise.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “My mother gave birth to me once, yeah yeah yeah,” writes author Sara Levine. “But I’ve redone myself a million times.” I’m sure she is not demeaning her mom’s hard work, but rather celebrating her own.

When’s the last time you gave birth to a fresh version of yourself? From where I stand, it looks like the next 12 to 15 months will be one of those fertile phases of reinvention.

And right now is an excellent time to get a lightning-flash glimpse of what the New You might look like.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Author Rebecca Solnit offers some tough advice that I think you could use.

“Pain serves a purpose,” she says. “Without it you are in danger. What you cannot feel you cannot take care of.”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) We are inclined to believe With that in mind, Scorpio, I urge you to take full advanthat the best way to see the whole picture or the comtage of the suffering you’re experiencing. Treat it as a plete story is from above. The eagle that soars overhead gift that will motivate you to transform the situation can survey a vast terrain in one long gaze. The mountain- that’s causing you to hurt. Honor it as a blessing you can top perspective affords a sweeping look at a vast landuse to rise above the mediocre or abusive circumstances scape. But sometimes this perspective isn’t perfectly use- you have been tolerating. ful. What we most need to see may be right next to us, or SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Aphorist James Guida nearby, and it’s only visible if our vision is narrowly focused. Here’s how poet Charles Bernstein expresses it: contemplates the good results that can come from not imposing expectations on the raw reality that’s on its “What’s missing from the bird’s eye view is plain to see way. “Not to count chickens before they’re hatched,” he on the ground.” Use this clue in the coming weeks. muses, “or eggs before they’re laid, chickens who might GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I foresee fertile chaos in your possibly lay eggs, birds who from afar might be conimmediate future, Gemini. I predict lucky accidents and fused with chickens.” I recommend this strategy for you smoldering lucidity and disciplined spontaneity. Do you in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Experiment with the catch the spirit of what I’m suggesting? Your experiencpleasure of being wide open to surprises. Cultivate a es will not be describable by tidy theories. Your intentions will not fit into neat categories. You will be a vivid mood of welcoming one-of-a-kind people, things, and embodiment of sweet paradoxes and crazy wisdom and events. Be so empty you have ample room to accommodate an influx of new dispensations. As James Guida confusing clarity. Simple souls may try to tone you concludes: “Not to count or think of chickens.” down, but I hope you will evade their pressure as you explore the elegant contradictions you encounter. Love your life exactly as it is! Methodical improvisations will be your specialty. Giving gifts that are both selfish and unselfish will be one of your best tricks. “Healing extremes” will be your code phrase of power.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “No gift is ever exactly right for me,” mourns Capricorn poet James Richardson.

Don’t you dare be like him in the coming days. Do whatever you must to ensure that you receive at least one gift that’s exactly right for you. Two gifts would be betCANCER (June 21-July 22) According to many sources on ter; three sublime. Here’s another thought from Richardson: “Success repeats itself until it is a failure.” the Internet, “werifesteria” is an obscure word from Old Don’t you dare illustrate that theory. Either instigate English. But my research suggests it was in fact dreamed changes in the way you’ve been achieving success, or up within the last few years by a playful hoaxster. else initiate an entirely new way. Here’s one more tip Regardless of its origins, I think it’s an apt prescription to from Richardson: “Those who demand consideration for fix what’s bugging you. Here’s the definition: “to wander their sacrifices were making investments, not sacrifices.” longingly through the forest in search of mystery and Don’t you dare be guilty of that sin. Make sacrifices, not adventure.” If you are not currently seeking out at least a investments. If you do, your sacrifices will ultimately metaphorical version of that state, I think you should be. turn out to be good investments.

Now is an excellent time to reap the catalytic benefits of being willingly lost in a wild, idyllic, relaxing setting.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Life will invite you to LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) I’m debating about which of your explore the archetype of the Ethical Interloper in the astrological houses will be your featured hotspot in the coming days. The archetype of the Helpful Transgressor coming days. I’m guessing it will come down to two may tempt you, as well, and even the Congenial options: your House of Valid Greed and your House of Meddler or the Compassionate Trickster might look Obligatory Sharing. The House of Valid Greed has a appealing. I urge you to consider experimenting with all good chance to predominate, with its lush feasts and its of these. It will probably be both fun and productive to expansive moods. But the House of Obligatory Sharing break taboos in friendly ways. You could reconnoiter forhas an austere beauty that makes it a strong possibility, bidden areas without freaking anyone out or causing a as well. Now here’s the trick ending, Leo: I’d like to see if troublesome ruckus. If you’re sufficiently polite and kind you can emphasize both houses equally; I hope you’ll try in expressing your subversive intentions, you might to inhabit them both at the same time. Together they leave a trail of good deeds in your wake. will grant you a power that neither could bestow alone.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Your theme comes from the VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Between now and July 25, title of a poem by Fortesa Latifi: “I Am Still Learning there’s a chance you will reach the peak of a seemingly How to Do the Easy Things.” During the next phase of unclimbable mountain. You could win a privilege that your astrological cycle, I invite you to specialize in this neither you nor anyone else ever dreamed was within study. You may imagine that you are already a master of your reach. It’s possible you’ll achieve a milestone the simple, obvious arts of life, but here’s the news: Few you’ve been secretly preparing for since childhood. of us are. And the coming weeks will be a favorable time Think I’m exaggerating, Virgo? I’m not. You could break for you to refine your practice. Here’s a good place to a record for the biggest or best or fastest, or you might start: Eat when you’re hungry, sleep when you’re tired, finally sneak past an obstacle that has cast a shadow and give love when you’re lonely. over your self-image for years. And even if none of these exact events comes to pass, the odds are excellent that Homework: Psychologists say that a good way to eliminate a bad habit is to replace it with a good one. How you will accomplish another unlikely or monumental feat. Congratulations in advance! will you do that? Freewillastrology.com

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