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Mother Earth
Kids, Once again, you have left our home A MESS. I am sick and tired of the constant destruction done to my soil, forests, bodies of water, air, and biodiversity as a whole. Clean air DOES NOT GROW ON TREES actually does grow on trees… But THE POINT IS, at the rate you all are going, I will have NO trees left to provide. I did not raise you to be a selfish brat who willingly takes advantage of my complete and utter selflessness. Would you really like for me to lose every I’ve worked so hard for? You are grounded until you can learn RESPONSIBILITY and SELF CONTROL. I will not stand by and watch you disgrace this family. Below I have left a list of chores I expect to be FINISHED by the time I get home this evening. I hope you use this time to reflect on your self-centered, egotistical ways. It’s time you learn, before you destroy our planet for our future generations.
Love, Mom
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CHORES: 1. Plant more trees 2. Ride your bike when you can, that gas guzzler does no good for anyone. 3. Shut off your air conditioning on comfortable days 4. Shut off your lights when you leave the room 5. Unplug electronics that are not in use 6. Take shorter showers, and you do not need the water running while brushing your teeth. That’s ridiculous. 7. Use a reusable water bottle, and refuse plastic bags in the grocery store. 8. Recycle EVERYTHING possible 9. For goodness sake, stop littering you barbarian. 10.
Teach your friends what mom has taught you