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I would like to share this amazing relay race with you. It begins Friday, Sept. 16, between 6 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. at Cannon Mountain in Franconia. Teams start in Larry Marsolais “waves” every 15 to 30 minutes. The event will conclude by 8 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 18, at Hampton Beach. All teams must have completed the race by this time. The New Balance Reach The Beach Relay is one of the oldest and longest running relay races in the United States. Reach the Beach will take place in picturesque New Hampshire during the start of the New England foliage season. Reach The Beach consists of 12-person standard teams and 6-person ultra teams that will rotate through 36 transition areas

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as they cover the approximate 200-mile course. Each relay team member will run 3 legs (6 legs for ultras) of varying lengths and difficulty, and will cover an average total distance of about 16.6 miles (about 33 miles for ultras). Runners rotate in a set order once the race begins and will be obligated to follow this rotation until the final runner reaches the beach The relay was founded in 1999 by two multi-sport athletes with a goal of creating a 200-mile overnight team relay event that would run from the White Mountains to the shores of the Atlantic Ocean and conclude at a beach front party in Hampton. Reach The Beach is once again partner with JDRF to help raise funds for type 1 diabetes research. If you see runners going through your town, cheer them on! And as always feel free to call me anytime at 603-935-5096 to discuss local issues or to place an ad. Larry Marsolais is the general manager of the Seacoast Scene and the former president of the Hampton Rotary Club.

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The Smuttynose Brewfest 5K at Applecrest Farm in Hampton Falls, N.H., is happening Sunday, Sept. 11 — and it’s much more than just a 5K. Find out what it’s all about on p. 6.

Eat pig at the 15th annual Pig Roast fundraiser Saturday, Sept. 10, in Hampton. See the story on p. 30.

On Saturday, Sept. 10, Birds and Beer begins at Odiorne Point State Park in Rye (that’s the birds part) and ends at Towle Farm in Hampton (and that’s for the beer). Learn more about this and other foodie events on p. 32. Telluride by the Sea is returning to Portsmouth Friday, Sept. 16, through Sunday, Sept. 18. Check out what films you can see on p. 40.

The Hampton Recreation Department is planning a trip to Ogunquit Playhouse to see Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on Wednesday, Sept. 14. If you want to go, see details on p. 43.

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be pumpkin. The final beer has yet to be revealed, though Smuttlabs is working on a special brew for the event. Non-racers can purchase Brewfest beer and food tickets online, which includes six beer tickets, homemade apple pie and ice cream, and pressed apple cider. As part of LOCO Sports’ Will Run For Food race series, the Brewfest will offer its own autumn flair along with a good cause. “We’re supporting End 68 Hours of Hunger, which is a non-profit sort of food pantry operation, but it’s focused on school kids who leave class on Friday afternoon … having [that school lunch be] the last meal they have until Monday,” Chaffee said. “We notify our runners that we’re supporting End 68 and [provide them with] a shopping list … and ask for donations. “

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Cider donuts, apple picking, beer tasting — all evidence that fall is coming upon us, and all will be part of the Smuttynose Brewfest 5K taking place at Applecrest Farm in Hampton Falls, N.H., on Sunday, Sept. 11. The event is more than a 5K. “The focus is on fun,” Arlon Chaffee, co-founder of LOCO Sports, said. “We really [like to keep things] local. The beer is coming from right down the street with Smuttynose, [the apples] come right from the farm.” Located in Hampton Falls, Applecrest Farm Orchard is the oldest and largest continuously-operated apple orchard in New Hampshire, dating back nearly a century. The Brewfest 5K will begin and end at the apple orchard, offering a scenic and rural landscape for runners to take in as they traverse the 3.1 miles, mostly throughout the orchard and Hampton Falls. Family, friends and pets (on a leash) can all take part in the event, either running or walking in the race or just enjoying the activities and amenities the farm and

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Smuttynose Brewing have to offer. If you’re looking to fill your fall craving, Applecrest has thought of everything. People can expect to indulge in Applecrest’s homemade apple cider, cider donuts and apple pie and ice cream. There will be hayrides, apple picking and pumpkin picking and live bluegrass music, too. After the race, all runners will receive

an Applecrest apple. Runners that are of age (21+) can toast their accomplishment with their free commemorative Smuttynose tasting glass by bringing their bib number to the tasting area. Smuttynose will be featuring six of its unique beers. Try the Old Brown Dog or the IPA or maybe the Vunderbar. Smuttynose will also offer their seasonal beer, which is likely to

Brewfest 5K Eat, drink, and run at the Brewfest 5K on Sunday, Sept. 11, beginning at 10 a.m. at Applecrest Farm, 133 Exeter Road in Hampton Falls, N.H. Registration is $35 per runner. Brewfest attendees who will not be running will pay $15 online or $20 on race day.

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Thursday, Sept. 8, beginning at 7 p.m. the Mile Wide Project will be coming to the West End Studio Theatre (959 Islington St., Portsmouth, N.H.). The Mile Wide project is a suicide prevention seminar that is focused on incorporating lyrics into a positive discussion of a difficult topic. Suicide survivor, musician and psychologist Dr. Joel Glenn Wixson will speak about how people can make substantial and sustainable change in their lives. Free, though donations are accepted. On Saturday, Sept. 10, from 5 to 7:30 p.m. the Strawbery Banke Museum (14 Hancock St., Portsmouth, N.H.) will feature its Vintage and Vine Festival. The festival will include fine wine and food and a silent auction to benefit the museum. Guests will sample fine wines from around the world, hand-selected by New Hampshire wine brokers, along with imaginative cuisine prepared by top Seacoast-area chefs. The costs will be $65 for general admission and $20 for designated drivers. Visit strawberybanke.org. Saturday, Sept. 10, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Jackson Hill Cider Day will take place at the Jackson House (76 Northwest St., Portsmouth, N.H.) orchard. Bring the family to celebrate the beginnings of fall with children’s games and activities, help grind apples to make cider, pet farm animals, and more. The New England Irish Harp Orchestra will also play throughout the day while the New Hampshire Theatre Project performs. Admission is $6 for adults, $3 for kids. The Dover Public Library (73 Locust St., Dover, N.H.) will present The Angry Birds Movie on Saturday, Sept. 10, starting at 2 p.m. for the library’s Saturday Matinee movie series. The film is rated PG and touches on the backstory behind the popular

app Angry Birds, revealing why the birds are so angry. Admission is free. The Fox Point Sunset 5-Mile Road Race will be held on Saturday, Sept. 10, from 5 to 8:30 p.m. Runners will meet at the Newington Town Hall (205 Nimble Hill Road, Newington, N.H.) and run throughout the beautiful Newington Village. Registration for adults costs $25 in advance or $30 the day of the race. The Kids Fun Run (ages 12 and under) will begin at 4:15 p.m. and costs $5 if preregistered or $7 the day of the race. The run is to benefit enrichment activities at the Newington Public School. Participants can preregister online at foxpoint5miler.org. A barbecue will be held once the race finishes. The Newburyport Harbor Light House at Plum Island Point (1 Plum Island, Ipswich Bay, Newburyport, Mass.) will hold tours Sunday, Sept. 11, and Sunday Sept. 25, from 1 to 4 p.m. The free event also includes free parking. Attendees must wear sneakers and be 5 years or older and 42 inches tall. The 401 Tavern (401 Lafayette Road, Hampton, N.H.) is hosting an Oktoberfest Fundraiser on Sunday, Sept. 11, from 1 to 6 p.m. in the parking lot. Friends and families alike can enjoy music, Germaninspired food, and beer. Tickets cost $15 and include one German beer and access to the live music area. A $2 donation will be requested from the 401 Tavern. The fundraiser is to benefit the American Legion Post No. 35. Attendees may park at the Hampton municipal parking lot. Tickets can be purchased online at 401tavernoktoberfest. eventbrite.com or at the 401 Tavern or at the Neighborhood Breer Co. Brewery (156 Epping Road, Exeter, N.H.). The Newburyport Harbor Light at Plum Island Point will

hold open houses and tours on Sundays throughout the summer. Current dates are Sundays, Sept. 11 and Sept. 25. The tours are from 1 to 4 p.m. There is a short ladder to climb at the end, and sneakers are required. Children must be at least 42 inches tall and at least 5 years old. Free but donations are appreciated. Call 978-973-6935 or visit newenglandlighthouses. net. Concerts on the Hill presents In Memoriam: A Musical Tribute featuring the rising star Katelyn Emerson on the organ on Sunday, Sept. 11. The performance will reflect on the ways people handle grief, remember the lost, and find of peace. The show will begin at 4 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church (100 Chapel St., Portsmouth, N.H.). Although tickets are free, there will be a suggested donation of $15 for adults and $10 for students and seniors. Children under 16 are welcomed free of charge. More than 150 fairy houses built by creative professionals, community members and students will be on display on the grounds of the Strawbery Banke Museum (14 Hancock St.), at the Gov. John Langdon House (143 Pleasant St.), and in Prescott Park (105 Marcy St.) for the 12th annual Friends of the South End Fairy House Tour in Portsmouth on Saturday, Sept. 24, and Sunday, Sept. 25, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Visitors will also have the chance to see excerpts from “Fairy Houses: The Ballet,” performed both days on the Prescott Park Arts Festival stage and see performances by the New Hampshire Theatre Project in the Langdon grove. Families are invited to build their own fairy house on Peirce Island. Admission is $25 per family, $12 per adult, $8 per senior, and $4 per child ages 3 to 12. Call 6864338.

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State parks and beaches line the Seacoast, each offering something unique to cater to crowds, solace-seekers, naturelovers and even campers. “I think what’s nice about state parks and beaches in general is that the land is preserved, so you know that the land will be there,” New Hampshire State Park Public Information Officer Amy Bassett said. “You can start traditions there because you know you can expect that it’s not going to go anywhere.”

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If you are someone looking for a variety of adventures, you’ll enjoy New Hampshire’s Odiorne Point State Park, a popular scenic experience that offers a wide range of activities within its 135 acres. Odiorne Point State Park is located at 570 Ocean Blvd. in Rye, N.H. Offering the largest span of undeveloped land along New Hampshire’s 18-mile-long coast, Odiorne Point contains different environments to explore, according to the N.H. state park website. Admission is $2 for children ages 6 to 11 and $4 for adults. Visitors 5 years old and younger along with New Hampshire residents 65

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years or older are welcome free. “Admission fees throughout the [New Hampshire] state park system go to a park fund that is used for the operations of the parks as well as some smaller maintenance,” Bassett said. Take out your magnifying glasses and bring your curiosity to Odiorne Point State Park’s different natural habitats. On the north side of the park, beachy shores evolve into pebble beach land where seagulls, green crabs and maybe even juvenile lobsters can be found. A freshwater marsh can be found filled with clear water and rich in minerals. Along the walking path to Frost Point, the jetty with its various boulder compositions juts out into Little Harbor and can be seen from a mile away. A very small sand dune surrounds the jetty’s beginning. Heading northwest, Seavey Creek is found feeding the large salt marsh on its journey to the ocean. The south end of the state park has something unique to itself and the creativity of nature, the Sunken Forest, also referred to as the Drowned Forest. The Sunken Forest is best seen at a very low tide, when shallow tidal pools can be stomped through or examined to find the teensiest of pebbles and living things amongst an ancient forest that Get ready to fish

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once stood towering over the land. “You can only see the stumps that have been almost pickled. They’re not fossilized, but almost pickled by the salt water,” Seacoast Science Center Marketing Director Karen Provazza said. “As [a result of the] glaciers from thousands of years ago, the weight of them depressed the land. As the glaciers melted, some of the [natural life] rebounded, but sea levels also rose and drowned the forest.” History buffs can immerse themselves in the remnants of World War II as the park’s extensive inland trails leads the way to various disturbances in the woods due to the war. Large weathered stone walls encircle open fields, some bursting into color with wild flowers. As a result of the war, dense forests have now become thick with growth in varying life cycles, according to nhstateparks.org. Military bunkers continue to age above and below ground. During the warm summer months and cooling months of autumn, you can bring your own boat to the boat ramp and lower it into the water. Bring a fishing pole and some lures to catch some brown trout, perch or maybe even a stripped bass inland. If you do not have a motorboat, you are welcome to bring your canoe or kayak and row parallel to the ocean’s shore. Don’t forget to stop and breathe in the salty Atlantic air that will undeniably send a pulse of relaxation through your body. Onland activities consist of walking, cycling and mountain biking. There are bike paths and mountain biking paths in the woods. The bike path runs adjacent to Ocean Boulevard, while the moun-

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tain biking trail runs through the masses of forests. Extensive hiking trails wind through the state park, connecting various parts of Odiorne Point State Park together. The trail guides its inhabitants to wonder at all of the different natural features. In the harsh winter months, Odiorne State Park can connect visitors to nature once again by offering snowshoeing and cross-country skiing. The snow-coated trees and stillness of the earth can be experienced by getting in touch with nature through such easily accessible winter activities. Although the park is generally left unstaffed during the winter, there are no park fees and likely fewer visitors, making it well-suited for the person that is searching to revel in nature’s solitude. Near the picnic area, playground and restrooms, Odiorne houses the Seacoast Science Center. The Center welcomes curious minds for hands-on learning in an aquarium room that features local fish and animals. Historic memorabilia are displayed throughout the center, where visitors can learn more about Odiorne Point’s history. Of course, there is a well-stocked gift shop with souvenirs and books in case you forgot one to take with you on your journey. Also in Rye, Rye Harbor State Park is a great spot to visit if you are looking Seacoast Science Center’s Bio Blitz

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When: Saturday, Sept. 24 Time: 6 a.m. to 5 p.m About: Kids of all ages can take part in the search for different types of animals and species living within Odiorne Point State Park. Kids can either stay the whole day or do a partial day. Cost: $10 per person or $30 per family (up to 6 people).

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to lounge, relax and take in extraordinary views. Rye Harbor State Park is located at 170 Ocean Blvd. in Rye, N.H. The 60 acres of lush landscape offers an utter sense of peace to all who observe its beauty. Again, admission costs $2 for children ages 6 to 11 and $4 for adults. Visitors 5 years old and younger along with New Hampshire residents 65 years or older are admitted free. Rye Harbor State Park offers seaside serenity. Finding peace will not be difficult as you stand surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean and a rocky coastline bounded with rich green grass. Multiple seating areas and picnic spots are located throughout the state park so visitors can rest their minds, clear their heads and let themselves become engrossed by the visions of oceanic scenery. For those who want to relax but also keep their hands busy, Rye Harbor State Park also offers fishing. Absorbing the gentle ease that surrounds the park, visitors can cast into the ocean as they stare off into the horizon or fix their gaze on the Isles of Shoals. Visitors can also take a break from the sun under the picnic pavilion. As with the other state parks, Rye Harbor State Park has space available for weddings and events, which is easy to understand due to the harbor’s picturesque qualities. Don’t forget your

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any belongings or garbage out with them when leaving to maintain the beauty of the state parks. Don’t forget to dispose of your camping trash in the garbage bins before leaving. Ready for a swim? Immerse your body in the cool and thrilling salty water of the Atlantic Ocean. Hampton Beach State Park’s water is assured safe and cleared for all water fun. According to nhstateparks.org, lifeguards are on duty throughout the summer from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. daily during the months of June, July and August and up until Sept. 5. As the months shift to cooler weather, the water is left unattended by lifeguards, though it would likely be too chilly for swimming anyway. The state park is also known for its water quality. In the annual report Testing the Waters, the Natural Resource Defense Council awarded Hampton Beach State Park five stars for water quality. That is some clean water,

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camera. Next, Hampton Beach State Park is a fun place to go if you are looking for some adventure, leisure and maybe even a place to stay. Providing year-round recreational activities, Hampton Beach State Park is situated along miles of soft sand beach coastline you will not be able to help but stick your toes into. For the relaxers and the adventure seekers, Hampton State Park has a little bit for everyone to enjoy. Hampton Beach State Park is located at 160 Ocean Blvd., Hampton, N.H. The 207 acres of activity will leave you ready to set up your camping gear and relax under the stars. The state park also has a state store that sells helpful camping utilities, such as flashlights and insect repellant to keep the pesky mosquitoes away. All New Hampshire state parks function under a carry in/carry out program, which urges visitors to bring

While state parks have a diverse array of amenities and activities to offer, Seacoast state beaches are another alternative for the beach-lovers who are not yet ready to give up their sand and sun. Nearby state beaches include North Hampton, Wallis Sands, and Jenness State Beach, all located in New Hampshire. North Hampton State Beach is located on 27 Ocean Blvd. in North Hampton, N.H. The rocky shoreline leads to the clear water of the Atlantic Ocean. Visitors can take a swim in the salt water or climb over bulging rocks. The beach is open full time from the beginning of April until the end of October. A bathhouse is accessible on the walk back from the beach, making it easy to wash off the beach-day sand and sweat. Metered parking is available, accepting cash or credit cards. Jenness State Beach is located at 2280 Ocean Blvd. in Rye, N.H. Having the same season length as Hampton State Beach, Jenness also has a lifeguard on duty from 10 a.m. to 4:45 p.m. on a daily basis, ensur-

ing you and your family’s safety. There are also picnic areas, restrooms and showers available. The state beach also has metered parking within its 67-car lot. Last but not least, Wallis Sands is located at 1050 Ocean Blvd. in Rye, N.H. This state beach is known for its curving shoreline that is a beautiful site for photos. Wallis Sands State Beach offers swimming, restrooms and picnic areas along with walking trails. If you forgot your sunscreen, the beach also has a park store where related items can be purchased. Admission fee is $15 per passenger vehicle. Visitors 65 years or older can enter free. No matter the season, the Seacoast state parks and beaches have got your outdoor activities covered. Day trippers or campers can both be satisfied with the wide variety of happenings in whichever state park meets their wishes. Enjoying the sights or taking part in more action-thrilling options, everyone can reconnect themselves to nature by visiting the beautiful seacoast state parks and beaches.

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enjoy Salisbury’s complex barrier beach system and all of its natural wildlife. Salisbury State Beach Reservation is located on Reservation Road in Salisbury, Massachusetts. A state reservation differs from a state park in that the land was originally owned by somebody else and later sold to the Commonwealth. The land of state parks is owned and managed by the Department of Conservation Recreation. Annually, Salisbury Beach Reservation maintains the attendance of about one million visitors, according to the mass.gov website. The reservation is located on 3.8 miles of alluring sea-

SEASIDE CAMPING Whether you prefer RV camping or car camping, state parks offer camping areas the entire family can enjoy. “Car camping” is what more experienced campers refer to as the type of camping most people would think of, packing your things in the car, driving to the campsite, and unloading your tent and sleeping bags. Other types of camping include “backcountry camping,” which requires campers to carry their camp supplies on their backs as they hike, canoe or kayak to their desired camping location. Although backcountry camping is another fun way to take part in the camping experience, this article focuses on car camping, which can be more family-friendly and appealing to newer campers. Regardless, state parks have other benefits that private campgrounds do not have. “From my perspective, state parks in general are the best place to take your family for a more authentic camping experience as opposed to the privately run campgrounds and KOAs, which often are just a place where a bunch of people set up their camper for the whole summer and basically set up a vacation house,” said Michael Dawson, licensed sea captain, Maine recreation and sea kayak guide, and owner and director of Williwaw Adventures. The Seacoast state parks that offer camping, Odiorne State Park, Hampton Beach State Park and Salisbury Beach State Reservation, are more intimate locations that let families and friends bond with one another

in nature. However, if you do not feel like totally roughing it, there are full bathrooms and often showers to make the camping experience more pleasurable and appealing. There is also an RV park at Hampton Beach State Park with waterfront views. For first-time camping, Michael Dawson says, families often over-pack, filling their vehicles to the brim with unnecessary supplies like generators, computers and blenders. “A good tent, a sleeping bag, some sleeping pads, and something to cook with are the very basic essentials [to bring],” Dawson said. “Less is more.” Supplies like flashlights, coolers, citronella candles, insect repellent, a lighter and lawn chairs are good materials to add to Dawson’s camping list. Of course, great company is also a major part of the camping experience. A football to throw around during the day and a guitar to play music around the fire at night are fun and easy ways to unite the family after spending the day hiking, biking, swimming and sightseeing at the beautiful Seacoast state parks. Needing some new camping gear? The L.L. Bean Outlet Store is located at 45 Lafayette Road in North Hampton, N.H. Open from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., the store sells all the camping gear you’ll need. Sale assistants are happy to answer your camping necessity questions. The North Hampton store location can be reached at 1-888-615-9965. Visit llbean.com/llb/shop.

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coast beach and one mile of Merrimack river beach, which makes it quite a popular spot during the summer months. The 521 acres of reservation land holds plenty of activities for the nature-lover to take part in. Admission costs are $14 for Massachusetts vehicles and $16 for nonMassachusetts vehicles. “Visitors may enjoy mostly outdoor programming geared toward families with children, including investigating tide pool ecosystems, microscopic observations of sandy habitats, and guided tours that explain the history of the beach and Merrimack River,” Press Secretary of the Department of Conservation and Recreation Mark Steffen said. Although swimming is not permitted in the fresh waters of the Merrimack River due to high boat activity and strong currents, the reservation encourages visitors to walk their dogs along the river’s coastline, take a stroll with the family, or bring your kayak, canoe or motor boat and go cruise around the river. Fishing is also permitted, so bring your fishing rod to try your luck at catching sunfish, pickerel and bass, which are commonly swimming in the water. For the visitors who want to try their hand at hunting, nearby Sandy Point State Park has different designated areas in which people can hunt different types of animals. Waterfowl hunting can take

place along the marshes. The tall grasses offer concealed places to stay hidden from the wildlife. Targets in the area usually include wild ducks and geese. The Salisbury Beach State Reservation is widely known and utilized for its camping. The Salisbury Beach State Reservation Barrier Beach Management Plan notes that the reservation “is the most used camping area within Massachusetts.” Like Hampton Beach State Park, Salisbury has a state store where snacks and basic supplies can be purchased to ease your camping experience. There are over 480 campsites to choose from, offering visitors the best possible camping experience. Due to the reservation’s complex barrier beach system status, Salisbury’s reservation is bursting with natural wildlife. The beach acts as a barrier between the ocean and the other wetlands located behind the sand dune, which attracts varying wildlife. Animals such as sparrows, seagulls, foxes, and even owls have been spotted at Salisbury Beach State Reservation. Seals have been known to sunbathe on the reservation’s beach after swimming many miles in the ocean. The seals may be looking for some rest and relaxation as much as the reservation visitors, offering great opportunities for observing wildlife in its natural habitat. Rye Harbor. Courtesy of NH Division of Parks and Recreation.

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Older car might not be good fit for new driver Dear Car Talk: In 1996, I bought a brand-new Toyota Tercel as a wedding present for our daughter and new son-in-law. This car has been amazing! Over 223,000 miles with By Ray Magliozzi no mechanical problems or rust. With our granddaughter now turning 16, as a “birthday gift” to the family, I put it into the shop to go over everything so that this 20-year-old car would continue to be reliable transportation for them, and be a good vehicle for a new driver to learn on (four-speed manual). Amazingly, everything was still original, but not surprisingly, it needed some work. It needed a new radiator, a catalytic converter, a timing belt and a bunch of rubber items, etc. I even put in a new radio, as cassettes are not so popular now. One thing it did NOT need was a clutch! The original clutch showed little wear. But ... not long after this work was completed, it started using oil — big time: More than a quart every 500 miles. I think the engine’s shot (I suspect my granddaughter continued driving it after the oil light came on). So, now we’re looking at a remanufactured engine or a rebuild — I’m guessing $2,000

on top of the $2,000 I already put in to keep it on the road. While this car was, in my opinion, worth $2,000, I’m not sure about $4,000. However, since the first $2,000 is already sunk, I think I’m committed to it. What are your thoughts? — Grandpa Gordon You sound like a wonderful grandpa, Gordon, but I think it’s time to abandon ship. It’s not that the car couldn’t continue to run well with a rebuilt engine; it’s that it’s not a very safe car, especially for a new, young driver. It’s small, it’s lightweight and it won’t fare well if it’s hit by a Chevy Tahoe, or even a Chevy Malibu. It has basic driver and passenger air bags, but even anti-lock brakes were optional. And if you got the four-speed manual transmission, you probably got the El Cheapo edition without ABS. Cars built more recently are so much safer. They have stronger structural protection for the passenger compartment, and they have side, knee and head air bags. They have electronic stability control to prevent skids and rollovers. Newer cars are making this Tercel look more and more like a safety antique every day. And we know that, statistically, young drivers have more accidents than the rest of us. That’s a fact. I know you’re invested in the Tercel, in more ways than one, Gordon. But if it were

my daughter or granddaughter, I’d want her making her early-driver mistakes in something more substantial and better-equipped. So you have a couple of options. One is to let her take her chances, and just add oil regularly. You can buy about 500-600 quarts of oil for that $2,000 you’d put into a used engine — and that’s if you buy them one at a time. If you go for the 55-gallon drum in your living room, you can get 2,000 quarts for $2,000! In any case, that’s a lot of miles -and, more importantly, you can invest in the Tercel 500 miles at a time — until you can get your granddaughter an upgrade. Or, you could always fix and drive the Tercel yourself, Gordon, since you’re a much more experienced driver. Then you can give her your 2015 Lexus! I think the best thing to do is to keep the Tercel, as is, as a backup car, and look for something safer for your granddaughter to drive every day. For instance, for somewhere in the $4,000-$6,000 range, you could get her something like a 1998-2000 Volvo S70. That has front and side-impact air bags, ABS, traction control and a very good crashtest record. It’ll cost you a fortune in repairs compared to what this Tercel cost over its first 20 years, but hopefully your granddaughter has

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FOOD

All seafood, all weekend long Hampton Beach Seafood Festival returns By Jocelyn Humelsine news@seacoastscene.net

From Friday, Sept. 9, through Sunday, Sept. 11, the vibe at Hampton Beach will be all seafood, all the time. “It takes a tremendous effort to organize an event of this size. We tell everybody, come hungry! There’s just so much here,” said Ginni McNamara, vice chairwoman of the Hampton Chamber of Commerce and the Seafood Festival food vendor manager. The annual event, now celebrating its 27th year, showcases everything, everyone and every place you love about visiting the Seacoast. With about 60 food vendors, beer and wine tents, 80 artisan booths, skydiving, a Kiddie Zone of puppetry and magic, a lobster roll eating contest, sidewalk sales, fireworks, and the usual wares along Ocean Boulevard, it’s like a giant fall fair, but instead of livestock and vegetables, it’s all ocean and fish. “We have approximately 55 booths available for food vendors, with a lot of great repeats from years past,” McNamara said. “We always try to add something new each year, and this year is Kiddie Land.” According to McNamara, the only participation requirement is that vendors serve at least one seafood item. And these vendors certainly have that covered. A day in the life of the Seafood Festival begins Friday night at 4 p.m. Five dollars gets you entrance to the seafood mecca of New Hampshire, where the Knights of Columbus, who will be manning the entrances, will share in the admission fee proceeds of the event.

Make your way through the myriad food tents, leaving plenty of time and stomach space for appetizers of steamed clams, clam fritters or lobster bisque from the likes of Ray’s Seafood, Captain Jack’s, Ida Mae’s or Beach Plum Land and Sea. Take a pit stop at the Barefoot Wine Beach Cabana Bar or the 200-foot beverage tent for some adult imbibing to wash it all down. Move on to dinner entrees of steamed lobsters, crab cakes or, for landlubbers, a chicken or beef kebab. To burn some of that off, stroll the closed streets of Ocean Boulevard to peruse the end-of-summer sidewalk sales and swag tables from local businesses, everything from windows to insurance to health care. Stock up on all those free pens, bags, magnets and water bottles. This may tire you out, so find a good spot in the shade and relax to the tunes of continual entertainment on the Mohegan Sun Stage with 15 bands over the course of the weekend — blues, jazz, rock, oldies. “Our event director coordinates all the different entertainers on stage. We rotate out entertainment each year on the beach and on the stages to keep it interesting. Pretty much everything is still in place from year to year,” McNamara said. Come back Saturday at 10 a.m., and for $10 (no charge for children under 12) you get another day of food-filled adventure to try more delights from Ashworth by the Sea, Brown’s Seabrook Lobster Pound, Johnny O’s, Petey’s or Spuds. At 2 p.m., revel in the gluttony at the seventh annual Lobster Roll Eating Contest sponsored by McGuirk’s Ocean View. Having qualified on Aug. 17 by testing

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their reflexes at a hot dog eating contest, 12 gastronomically talented people will vie for the win with much fancier fare on Saturday. Given 10 minutes to eat as many lobster rolls as possible, 2015 first-place winner James Burges won with a dozen down the hatch. Their 10 minutes of fame can win $600 for first place and automatic entry into next year’s competition; second place wins $250, third place $150. After Saturday’s food eating contest, kick it up a notch at 3 p.m. with a chef demonstration by Hampton’s own Old Salt restaurant. In fact, every hour on the hour both Saturday and Sunday you can get your Top Chef on with 11 chef demonstrations sponsored by the Pat Whitley Restaurant Show and Wicked Bites. Other demonstrations will be hosted by River House Restaurant, Joe Fish Restaurants, Lobster Q, Jimmy’s Famous Pizza, Lulu’s, Gennaro’s Eatery, Ristorante Serena, and Chez Boucher Cooking School. Return to the food tents, repeat noshing for dinner. This time take your après-seafood walk through the artisan tent, where approximately 80 artists and creators of all things crafty display their wares and talents. Stick around for the fireworks at 8:15 p.m. “We have approximately 75 to 80 craftspeople. Basically the only criteria is that there are no direct repeats of something being created or sold,” McNamara said. “And the people who own businesses along Ocean Boulevard just need a permit for the sidewalk sales.” On Sunday, come back for a discounted

fee of $8, just to be sure you’ve tried a little bit of something from all the food offers. Maybe do a lunch of desserts — whoopie pies, ice cream, gelato, chocolate-covered strawberries, deep-fried Oreos. Clyde’s Cupcakes, La Spiaggia, Aloha Ice Cream, Dip It Sweet, and Seacoast DARE will all be there to help you get your sweet on. At 5 p.m., catch the skydiving display, and then, yes, there’s still time for a late lunch or early dinner before the festival closes at 6 p.m. This year’s presenting sponsor of OneMain financial is in good company with other sponsors such as Owens Corning, SkyDive New England, Seacoast Media Group, Mohegan Sun, L.L. Bean, and New Hampshire Air National Guard, among many others. “We have a sponsorship chairperson who handles all the sponsors. OneMain Financial is the underwriter of the event and everyone’s in their locations down there selling their wares,” McNamara said. Take the free shuttle, courtesy of First Student Bus Company, from one of 13 uptown parking lots, and check out hamptonbeachseafoodfestival.com for the festival itinerary and schedules. “We get about 100,000 visitors I would say over the course of the weekend. Rain or shine, we’ve had all sorts of crazy weather, bad storms or heat, and it’s always been OK; there are tents and people always have a great time,” McNamara said. “A lot of people book into hotels. It’s a last blast of summer, because after Labor Day most everything starts to close.”

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A pig roast and a silent auction may seem an oddball combination, but when it’s to raise funds for the Hampton Historical Society, it makes a fine duo. Sponsored by Provident Bank in Hampton, the 15th Annual Pig Roast fundraiser kicks off on Saturday, Sept. 10, with a delicious display of pork from noon to 2:30 p.m. (though the pigs, and the pig roasters, start much, much earlier — think pulling an all-nighter and seeing the sun come up.) The roast is in the traditional southern style, cooking over wood coals. “It’s like Three Little Pigs,” joked Betty Moore of the Hampton Historical Society. “We do actually have three pigs, which we get from Blood Farm in Massachusetts because they’re known for taking good care of their animals, which are home-grown and ultimately delicious.” “We build sort of like an above-ground oven, put in the spits, then the pigs are covered and cooked on coals,” Moore said. “The pigs we get are between 95 to 100 pounds apiece. They come to us all prepared for use, so luckily we don’t have to do all that, but we do splay them and get everything else ready. It’s quite a process.” Slow-roasting an entire pig, let alone three of them, is indeed a huge undertaking, with a 75- to 100-pound pig taking approximately 12 hours, 4 to 6 hours on each side. Basically, it’s one hour for every 10 pounds of weight. You also have to regulate the heat from the fire to embers at about 250 degrees. The pigs are heavy, and the manual labor involves not only getting the pigs on the spit but turning them as well. “The pigs aren’t cooked over an open flame but rather we let the fire go down to the embers. Then we have a separate fire that’s kept on all night long to feed the embers. We start at 11 p.m. the night before and someone stays up and watches the fire all night,” Moore said. Having dedicated most of their evening and very early morning to preparing the pig, come noontime, the many volunteers carve the works of art and serve the masses. To accompany your very fresh and juicy hand-pulled and carved pork is an array of homemade side dishes. “We have salads all donated by local restaurants, homemade baked beans, and homemade desserts,” Moore said. Aside from the pork, the desserts are her favorite part of the meal. “Everything is amazing, the pig of course, but I’m always impressed with the desserts too. They’re all homemade by volunteers and

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members just because they want to contribute,” Moore said. “We have all sorts of good things. I remember last year we had banana cake, watermelon, everything chocolate — chocolate chip cookies, brownies, dessert bars.” Old Salt, Galley Hatch, The 401, Fast Eddie’s Diner, and Joe’s Meat Shoppe are all on board to create dishes for the event, and the local Hannaford, Philbrick’s Fresh Market, Shaw’s in North Hampton and the Market Basket in Seabrook donate gift cards to purchase the necessities to hold the fundraiser. “We have upwards of 275 to 300 people come to the event. Some years it’s less, some years it’s more, but we usually have 300 so we just plan for that,” said Moore, who added that there will also be music entertainment by as yet unconfirmed talent. There’s also the silent auction and a 50-50 raffle. “It’s our main fundraiser for the year and all proceeds help us maintain the five buildings, helping to pay for heat, electricity, insurance, things like that,” Moore said. “It also provides us a way to help research genealogy, to provide school programs in local towns, and we’re able to preserve items that are typically found in Hampton. This has always been a fishing community, so there are a lot of artifacts like that, agricultural items, things to do with the development of the beach.” And what might be Moore’s favorite object from the archives? “It’s funny, no one has ever asked me that question before. We have a clock made on a foot-powered scroll saw. It’s from the early 1900s and built by early members of the society. It’s a work of art. Every time I walk by it I think of its backstory. I appreciate its beauty. All objects tell a story,” Moore said. Having celebrated its 90th anniversary last year, the Tuck Museum and grounds, which comprise among other things a firefighter museum, a one-room schoolhouse, a 1790s barn, a plethora of artifacts and an impressive photo collection, is well worth eating your share of pig, and dessert.

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other side has a few tables lining the wall adjacent to the bar. Sports trophies and memorabilia cover most surfaces. The environment offers a friendly, casual atmosphere with smiling faces around every corner. The Scene sat down with owner Dan “Desi” Lanio to talk about his establishment.

How long has the 401 Tavern been open? March 12, 2009. What do you think sets the 401 Tavern apart from other dining options? Our philosophy is that we treat this like an entertainment center. We must have good food and a good bar, but everyone must have good food and a good bar. So what makes us entertaining is that we try to view this as a soap box, a melting pot, where we’re for everybody. We’re like Cheers where everybody knows your name. We try to get involved in the community. It’s a very warm and friendly type of place. We treat it like this is our house and you’re coming in. We’re not a cookie-cutter [restaurant] like other restaurants. We let the employees be themselves. There’s no parameters. We’re sports oriented, community oriented, police oriented. Whether you’re an Independent, Democrat or Republican, you’ll feel like home here. The staff poses at 401 Tavern. Photos by Ashlyn Daniel-Nuboer.

Which menu item is your personal favorite? If you could serve any type of celebriBurgers, mac and cheeses, and anything ty or political figure that is alive or dead, to do with seafood. who would it be? DL: What’s your first name? What is an essential skill that keeps the ADN: Ashlyn. 401 Tavern running smoothly? DL: What’s your last name? Organized chaos management. ADN: Daniel-Nuboer. DL: That would be the person because Do you know how the 401 Tavern we consider everybody a celebrity. originated? I needed a job, so we bought it. 401 happens to be the address. We had 600 names and then it came down to 10. One of [the names] was The Office because we wanted people to say, “Where are you going?” “Oh, I’m going to the office.” [My partner and] I couldn’t decide, so we just looked out of the window from the law office across the street and we saw 401. We thought, let’s call it 401 and see what happens. As it turns out to be, 401 is the area code in Rhode Island and I grew up in Rhode Island. Everyone from Rhode Island comes here because they feel like it’s little Rhodie.

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What has been the best-selling menu item of the summer? Salads and seafood ... a lot of lobsters. Can we expect any menu changes with the changing of the seasons? We change our menus here twice per year. We have a spring-summer menu and then we have a fall-winter menu. We have creative specials every day, which is roughly 35 percent of what we do every day. The average in the industry is about 14 percent creative menu. A lot of people

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I can’t believe how quickly summer has gone by. Fall brings with it cooler weather, foliage and a shift to red wines from white for me. It is an exciting time here in New Hampshire, as many vineyards are getting ready to harvest their grapes soon. I have been lucky enough to visit several vineyards during the last few weeks, and all are reporting that they are expecting a great crop this year. Even with the drought we have had this summer, the grapes are still flourishing on the vines. This means we have some great wines to look forward to next year and beyond. If you ever have the opportunity to participate in the harvest, I highly recommend it. Aside from growing grapes yourself, there is no better way to get up close and personal with the winemaking process. Last year, I had the chance to pick grapes at Fulchino Vineyard in Hollis, run them through the crusher/destemmer and try the fresh pressed grape juice. I hope to be able to be part of that process again this year. If you thought the only way you’d get to experience this is across the globe in Italy or France, I am here to let you know this is not the case. We have some great wineries right here in our backyard. There are some really fun and exciting wine events coming up this fall. I will be highlighting more in upcoming columns. This week, cabernet and merlot fans should save the date of Thursday, Sept. 15, for the New Hampshire Liquor Commission’s next tasting event.

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The New Hampshire Liquor Commission is hosting a premium tasting event on Thursday, Sept. 15, from 6 to 8 p.m. at the Bedford Village Inn. This event will feature more than 100 wines retailing at $45 or more. Guests can visit more than 15 tables of wine during Cabernet & Merlot from Around the World while sampling hors d’oeuvres from BVI. This is a great opportunity to taste some premium wines, including M by Michael Mondavi, an iconic Napa Valley cab; Cakebread Cellars Dancing Bear Ranch (cabernet) and Cakebread Cellars Benchland Select; Paul Hobbs Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon; Inglenook Rubicon, the winery’s flagship wine; Ornellaia Bolgheri, an Italian blend; and Opus One, which would be on the top of my “must try” list. These are just some of the featured wines, but they show the quality of the

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products that will be there. If you especially like cabernet and merlot, then you will really enjoy this event. Guests can purchase wines they like that night. “These fine wine tasting events provide our customers — both knowledgeable wine enthusiasts and newcomers — with an opportunity to sample some of the very best wines in the world,” said Lisa Gosselin, NHLC wine marketing and sales specialist. “Consumers can sample delicious wines, many of which are exclusive offerings that are in some cases impossible to find elsewhere, and learn from wine professionals who can help guide them through the tasting process as they explore the diversity of these wines. This Cabernet & Merlot from Around the World event allows guests to really focus on these two well-known varietals, which are also among NHLC’s best-selling varietals.” Proceeds will benefit the Nashua Soup Kitchen & Shelter, so sip some wines, enjoy some good food and support a great cause. Tickets are $65 per person and can be ordered online at nhliquorwine.ticketleap.com.

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A tale of two careers

Artist’s path took him from TV production to painting By Scott Murphy

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On paper, Robert Weinstein’s life story seems to be a tale of two careers, as his 40-year devotion to painting was preceded by an award-winning career in television production. But according to Weinstein, the overlap between the two experiences allowed his passion for painting and his distinct style to truly come to fruition. His art has traveled from Canada to Massachusetts to New York, with his latest exhibition taking place at the RiverSea Gallery at the Washington Street Mills in Dover now through Sept. 30, with an artist’s reception Saturday, Sept. 10, from 6 to 9 p.m. There’s a winding trajectory that led Weinstein to the New Hampshire seacoast, and it begins with his youth in New York City. While he was influenced by the classes he attended at the Museum of Modern Art, he said, the life and vibrancy of NYC itself “put a bug in [his] head,” and most of his early paintings are depictions of the city and the environments he grew up with. Weinstein’s first canvas, however, would be the television screen, as he spent the early part of his adult life directing pop and rock concerts for major networks, television specials and series, talk/variety shows and original musicals. Through his work in both the U.S. and Canada, he was nominated for an Emmy and a Peabody Award, and he received a Canadian Industrial Film Award for his work on corporate films. During Weinstein’s time in Canada, his connections in the industry led him to a group of painters whose art mainly captured Canadian landscapes and heritage. He said the “power of their work overwhelmed me,” and the time he spent with the group began to divert his interests away from television. In the early 1970s he decided to turn down an opportunity to move to California and work in the L.A. industry, instead settling in New England to embrace his love of painting full-time. There are aspects Weinstein misses about TV, namely the challenge of producing a project and interacting with so many people of different talents. But while he stays in touch with producers in Canada, he said he has no desire to go back. “There’s a weird factor about the business — we’d put a great deal of effort into making an artistically successful and commercially viable production, and then it would end up in a black box in our archives after airing twice,” Weinstein said. “Art, on the other hand, is a permanent, living thing. What’s wonderful about art is that a person who buys one of my paintings can get plea-

“Buskin on the Street” by Robert Weinstein, left, and Weinstein at right. Photo by Ron St.Jean.

sure out of viewing it every day, and it still remains a piece of my creation.” Weinstein said his style is defined by spontaneity, as he aims to capture individual moments with movement and color. This was partially influenced by his time in television; he said the lighting and colors of sets and the composition captured by cameras naturally found its way onto his canvases. Over the past several decades, Weinstein has found success as a painter and sold paintings to art connoisseurs from across the globe, including collectors across Europe and in Israel. But he marks the successes in his careers by his own artistic experimentation and not anything tied to his sales. Weinstein said the volatility of the art market is why he downplays his focus on financial success. As an example, he recalled that during a one-man show in the SoHo in Manhattan, he sold nothing in his first month and then suddenly had eight paintings sell in his second month. He attributes this to ever-changing public taste and galleries’ constantly trying to bolster the latest trend or showcase something new. “I sold my first painting for $50 and my last for a few thousand, and I’ve seen everything in between,” Weinstein said. “Money comes and goes, and I didn’t view

any financial success as a turning point; I just ignored those things. Once I go into my studio, I put up an invisible door in my mind and focus solely on pushing myself and my art further.” Working out of his home studio in North Easton, Mass., Weinstein has exhibited with numerous art galleries in Massachusetts, including the Plymouth Art Association and galleries in the Berkshires and in Lenox. It was a little over five years ago when Weinstein and John Arens, a fellow artist and the gallery manager at the RiverSea Gallery in Dover, crossed paths through the Massachusetts art scene. Arens saw Weinstein’s work at the Collins Gallery in Falmouth and was interested in his style of painting. When Weinstein happened to visit a gallery opened by Arens in Easton, they quickly formed a close working friendship. One of Weinstein’s paintings was the first to be sold at the Easton gallery. “He’s a fine character and has a great passion for painting and the arts,” Arens said. “You can see his energy and emotion in all his paintings.” While working at his 1,000-square-foot gallery in the top floor of the Washington Street Mills in Dover, Arens began thinking of how he could create a larger space

that he could offer as a gallery and studio for local artists. When a 4,000-square-foot space opened up on the third floor of the building, Arens partnered with fellow Mills tenant Rebecca Proctor of RSP Studio & Framing to create the RiverSea Gallery. It was named for its location on the Cocheco River, which flows out into the Atlantic Ocean. The gallery now operates a cooperative with five additional artists, and Arens views it as a means of paving the way for a younger generation of artists. “I wanted to leave something behind to benefit the artists in Dover,” Arens said. “Some young artists can’t afford to have their own studio, and the gallery was a project to make that a possibility.” Weinstein said that even though RiverSea is in a development stage, he finds it very impressive and is excited to be showcasing his work at the gallery. Arens spent a day in Weinstein’s studio picking out paintings for his exhibition, and Arens said early reviews of his paintings have been highly positive. Weinstein will be mingling with the crowd at his reception Saturday and will be discussing his work and answering any questions attendees may have. “I hope this show really takes off,” Weinstein said. “I love what the gallery is doing and hope they achieve success.”

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A Taste of Telluride

Portsmouth presents 18th annual Telluride by the Sea By Kelly Sennott

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If you’re part of the population majority that can’t fly to Colorado this month to attend the Telluride Film Festival, you can still catch a taste of it at The Music Hall’s 18th Telluride by the Sea Sept. 16 through Sept. 18. The festival, which features six films taken straight from the Colorado lineup, is a rare treat, only possible because two of Telluride’s original founders, Bill and Stella Pence, now live in Portsmouth. The pair, along with a handful of others, started the Telluride Film Festival in 1973, and today, the Labor Day weekend extravaganza is known for showing films that might not necessarily qualify as blockbusters — instead, they highlight excellence in the art form and make you think. “Telluride has a reputation for choosing films not so much based on what’s popular or what may be popular, but more on what films are great examples of the art of filmmaking,” said Chris Curtis, film and outreach manager with The Music Hall, via phone. “You might not love everything, but you’re going to have something to talk about afterward. … They’re always thought-provoking films, whether it’s because of the content of the story or the characters, or the filmmaking itself and the beauty of how the pieces are put together.” When the couple moved to Portsmouth they struck up a relationship with The Music Hall, and they have been instrumental in its film programming; Curtis said he works

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very closely with Bill Pence throughout the year because of his knowledge and influence in the industry. “But when it comes to Telluride by the Sea, it’s Bill and Stella’s baby,” Curtis said. Telluride planning starts in the summer, which is when the Pences get to work too. They determine the Portsmouth films from a large pool set to screen in Colorado with the end goal of creating a balanced program of great films with a little bit of everything, from foreign or lighthearted to dark or dramatic. “They’ve got dozens of films that screen at Telluride. We get six of what we hope are among the best,” Curtis said. The festival opens Friday night with La La Land, a musical starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling about making it in Los Angeles. Curtis said it’s been garnering a lot of buzz. “It’s a good way to kick off a weekend that is a celebration of cinema — to have something full of color and dancing music,” Curtis said. Also set to screen: Things to Come, about a middle-aged woman whose conventional life is tested by unexpected changes; Neruda, about Chile’s acclaimed poet and leftist Senator Pablo Neruda; Arrival, about a linguist ordered by her government to try to communicate with aliens who’ve landed

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on Earth; Graduation, about a man who’s dedicated himself to help his daughter finish high school and study overseas; and Maudie, about Canadian folk artist Maudie Lewis. People travel from all over the Northeast to attend Telluride by the Sea. Curtis said individual screenings often sell out the day of, so if you don’t want to buy a pass but

do want to see a specific movie, it’s best to reserve a ticket. “It’s a chance to see brand-new films before they screen in New York or L.A.,” Curtis said. “Some residents who have family members visiting … make a point of visiting now, not only to see these films, but also because Portsmouth in September can be incredibly fantastic.”

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For pass-holders only; all these films screen at The Music Hall Loft at 131 Congress St., Portsmouth. This films exemplify the reputation of Telluride to bring light to old classics. Saturday, Sept. 17, at 9:30 a.m.: People on Sunday (NR, 1930) Sunday, Sept. 18, at 10:30 a.m.: I Know Where I’m Going! (NR, 1945) Sunday, Sept. 18, at 4 p.m.: The Spirit of the Beehive (1973)

Friday, Sept. 16 5:30 p.m.: Queues begin on Chestnut St., live music downtown by John Mayer Five 6 p.m.: Doors open for patron pass holders 7 p.m.: La La Land (PG-13, 2016) followed by patron party at Brazo Restaurant, 75 Pleasant St.

Telluride by the Sea Where: The Music Hall, 28 Chestnut St., Portsmouth When: Friday, Sept. 16, through Sun., Sept. 18 Admission: $15 for individual films, $90 for a weekend pass, $210 for a patron pass Contact: 436-2400, themusichall.org

Saturday, Sept. 17 1 p.m.: Things To Come (2016) 4 p.m.: Neruda (biography, 2016) 8 p.m.: Arrival (2016) Sunday, Sept. 18 9 to 11a.m.: Patron brunch at The District, 103 Congress St. 1:30 p.m.: Graduation (2016) 6:45 p.m.: Maudie (biography, 2016), followed by Festival Wrap Party for passholders on The Music Hall stage with food provided by The Portsmouth Brewery

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friend, Buck, summons the women and their children to the house to say goodbye and settle his affairs in one gloriously awkward weekend, the potential for mayhem beckons like a lighthouse in a raging sea. There’s not only old wounds and fresh venom surging through the trio of wives, but there’s Hayes’ drug addiction, which is starting to make him look like an extra from Breaking Bad. Meanwhile, the wife of Angie’s lover discovers their relationship once Angie arrives at the beach. And Deacon’s beloved house, it turns out, is on the brink of foreclosure. Summarized, the plot seems frail, even dumb. But Hilderbrand has put more than the requisite 10,000 hours into her craft and spices the bland porridge of plot with familiar characters, richly developed. (Plus a few random recipes.) We all know the devoted wife devastated by out-of-nowhere infidelity; the diva who frequents horse farms and race tracks but wouldn’t know how to climb on a horse even if given a ladder, who frolics on boats without knowing how to swim; and the fetching child-bride, who, having a caught a philandering husband, doesn’t quite know what to do with him, like the dog that catches the car. We also know the charming, handsome rake who captivates them. (Or at least, we’ve seen George Clooney on the big screen.) Here’s to Us is built on a thin scaffolding of plot that will not sustain anyone who reads to learn, not to feel. But call it chick lit or a beach read, Hilderbrand is queen of the genre, and her latest is a nicely paced, deftly crafted novel that will satisfy her fans. B — Jennifer Graham

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Jed Power, author of the Dan Marlowe Hampton Beach mystery series, will be at the Hampton Beach Seafood Festival on Saturday, Sept. 10, from 1 to 5 p.m. for a book signing at Ashley’s Gift Shop in the Hampton Beach Casino Boardwalk (169 Ocean Boulevard). Rain date (if it pours) will be Sunday, Sept. 11, from 1 to 5 p.m. Author Craig Johnson will be at the Music Hall Loft (131 Congress St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603-436-2400, themusichall. org) on Wednesday, Sept. 14, at 7 p.m. with his book An Obvious Fact. The book, a Longmire mystery, features hilarious dialogue and a twisty plot based on the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Tickets cost $42 and include a reserved seat, a hardcover copy of An Obvious Fact, bar beverage, author presentation, Q & A, meet and greet and book signing. The Hampton Falls Free Library (7 Drinkwater Road, Hampton Falls, N.H., 603-9263682, hamptonfallslibrary.org) will be hosting its annual book sale and craft fair on Sunday, Sept. 24, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. A wide variety of hardcovers, paperbacks, audiobooks and more will be available to purchase at prices ranging from 50 cents to $5. The craft fair will be held on the library lawn and will feature artisans showcasing and selling their work.

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Exeter Fine Crafts hosts another show this month down the street at the Lamont Gallery at Phillips Exeter Academy (11 Tan Lane, Exeter, 777-3461, exeter.edu/lamontgaller y), “Rock, Paper, Scissors: 50 Years of Exeter Fine Crafts,” which is on view Sept. 7 through Oct. 15, with a reception on Friday, Sept. 16, from 5 to 7

p.m., and a gallery talk on Saturday, Sept. 17, at 10 a.m. The exhibition commemorates the 50th anniversary of Exeter Fine Crafts and features more than 150 pieces representing all kinds of craft, from metal work and printmaking to glass art and woodworking. The Cuba Si art exhibit opening reception will take place at the Portsmouth Public Library (175 Parrott Avenue, Portsmouth, N.H.) on Thursday, Sept. 8, from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. The art exhibit will portray Cuba, using authentic Cuban paintings, prints and movie posters. There will also be photographs of Cuba taken by local Seacoast photographers and short films for people to enjoy as they make their way from piece to piece. The event is free and open for all. Visit cityofportsmouth.com/ library or call 603-427-1540. The John Paul Jones House (10 Middle St., Portsmouth, N.H.) will be hosting a Jubilee with a Dry Martini event from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 8. The event will feature jazz, drinks and fine art along with a silent auction that will include vacations, jewelry, fine dining, art, and sporting events. All the proceeds will benefit the John Paul Jones House. A suggestion donation of $20 for members and $30 for non-members will be asked. For more information visit portsmouthhistory.org or call 603-436-8433. Exeter Fine Crafts (61 Water St., Exeter, 778-8282, exeterfinecrafts.com) highlights art by Sibel Alpaslan, its September artist of the month, on view during regular hours (Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., or Sunday noon to 4 p.m.) and an opening reception Saturday, Sept. 17, from 1 to 4 p.m. The show contains pottery by Alpaslan that pays homage to her native country, Turkey, full of color,

texture and whimsy. Alpaslan is a juried member of the League of New Hampshire Craftsmen and lives in Newburyport, Mass.

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Thursday, Sept. 8, starting at 9 p.m. the film One More Time with Feeling will be debuted at the Franklin Oyster House Music Hall’s Historic Theater (28 Chestnut St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603-436-2400, the musichall.org). The film features music from the new Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds album, Skeleton Tree, that can only be heard first in the film. Filmed in black and white, the movie portrays the tragedy behind the writing and recording of the new album. The runtime is 1 hour and 15 minutes. Tickets cost $11 for adults and $8 for seniors (60+), students, or military. Tickets can be purchased online or at the box office. Monday, Sept. 12, Back Down East Michael Tucker’s one-man-show will begin at 7:30 p.m. at the Franklin Oyster House Music Hall Loft (148 Fleet St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603-373-8500, franklinoysterhouse.com). The New Hampshire native will consider the old question, “Where is home?” The show will be filled with comedy and entertainment. Tickets $10. The Hampton Recreation Department is planning a trip to Ogunquit Playhouse to see Seven Brides for Seven Brothers on Wednesday, Sept. 14. This musical tells the story of Adam Pontipee and his pursuit of love in 1850s Oregon. The bus will depart from the old Town Hall parking lot at 1:15 p.m. for the 2:30 p.m. show. Cost is $65 for residents, $70 for nonresidents. Visit the Hampton Recreation Department at 100 Winnacunnet Road or call 603926-3932.

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When Fred Schaake bought the Hampton Casino Ballroom in 1976, his 12-year-old son Fred Jr. didn’t pay much attention to music. “I was more of a sports kid, mainly hockey,” the younger Schaake said. But the next year, he was parking cars, and occasionally he’d wander in to catch part of a show. “I remember Harry Chapin was one of the early ones, Roy Orbison, The Trammps — I used to check out whoever was up here.” His role grew, and by the mid-1990s he was in charge. Schaake sat down for an interview in his office before a recent Joe Walsh show.

it’s a lot of fun. I really enjoy it but you really have to keep on top of it. It’s ever changing … in the old days, a band signed a deal, got on a label and played on radio. The way people consume music now is so different; you can find these bands that are just all grassroots. They come up on their own, doing it all themselves, no labels, no radio play.

What’s most memorable for you? The day Jerry Garcia died, without a doubt. It was soon after I took over the business and all of a sudden we had the craziest night I will ever have here. Bob Weir was playing, and [Garcia] passed away that morning. I remember my brunch manager called me up that morning saying, “Jerry’s dead” — I thought he was joking. It proceeded to be one of the craziThe live music industry has changed a est days. We weren’t sure if the show was lot since you took over — what do you canceling and had to set up like it was hapthink of the journey and where it is now? pening. Phones were ringing off the hook. It’s kind of like the Grateful Dead — “what a long strange trip it’s been.” No, Was it already sold out? No it wasn’t, but then it sold out quickly and actually got a little bit oversold because Casino Ballroom in those days it wasn’t [done by] computer. Where: 169 Ocean Blvd, Hampton Beach We had a whole phone bank taking orders Ticket info: casinoballroom.com and other people processing them. They Upcoming shows (all at 8 p.m.) were stacking up. I remember walking in and looking at all these ticket orders and Sept. 8 – Les Brers saying, “Everybody, hang up your phones Sept. 15 – Jeff Dunham right now.” We realized we were oversold Sept. 16 – The Cult at that point, but we honored all these tickSept. 23 – Ratt/Dokken ets [and] then there were all sorts of people Sept. 25 – Ziggy Marley that just descended on the beach. We were Sept. 30 – Daughtry Oct. 13 – Kathleen Madigan getting phone calls — “We’re flying in Oct. 21 – Styx from Colorado, can we get tickets?”

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lengths to get backstage and set up to do a live interview with Bob after the show and they got it all set up and then Bob decided to blow it off. He did like a 15-minute of version of “Knocking on Heaven’s Door,” which was amazing. This place was just going nuts and then he ended the show. That’s it, no Ted Koppel.

Have the number of shows increased? We have definitely grown. When I first started here, we were doing 30 to 35 shows a year; mainly Memorial Day to Labor Day, that little window. We’re probably doing 65 to 70 shows a year now. It’s one How was the crowd? How was the of those things, you want to try and buy music? Did you feel anything different? right — not just fill nights. We learned our It was funny. Ted Koppel went to great lessons and that doesn’t work, so there’s a

Oct. 22 – Chase Rice Oct. 29 – The Wailers Nov. 5 – Steve Miller Band Nov. 11 – Tower of Power

fine line of buying the act right and buying what people want to see, and pricing it right so tickets sell. But yeah, we have expanded our season. All the hotels and restaurants love it because we’re doing stuff in the spring and fall now, in addition to summer.

What is exciting for next season – 2017? We don’t really have anything on the calendar yet. I wish I could tell you, but shows don’t book that far in advance. I’m looking forward to another great season of music. This is a great old venue here [and] I’m transitioning it for the next generation. … I love live music and I love seeing people come out and have a good time.

Night out

Live music and comedy Les Brers featuring members of the Allman Brothers Band will be at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom (169 Ocean Boulevard, Hampton, N.H., 603929-4100, casinoballroom. com) on Thursday, Sept. 8, at 8 p.m. The band will perform a selection of music that should be familiar to all Allman Brothers fans. Tickets cost $46 for gold, $36 for reserved and $25 for general admission. Comedian Adam Newman will perform stand-up comedy at at the Franklin Oyster House Music Hall Loft (148 Fleet St.,

Portsmouth, N.H., 603-3738500, franklinoysterhouse. com) Thursday, Sept. 8, beginning at 8 p.m. Newman was born in N.H., schooled in Georgia, lived in Brooklyn, N.Y., and now lives L.A. Newman has performed stand-up comedy alongside John Oliver and David Letterman, and on Gotham Comedy Live. Tickets cost $20 per person. Tickets are available online or at the box office. The best seats in the house are reserved for members first. Max Sullivan will perform at the Savory Square Bistro

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(32 Depot Square, Hampton, N.H., 603-926-2202, savorysquarebistro.com) on Friday, Sept. 9, from 7 to 10 p.m. Sullivan is a solo acoustic performer who sings covers of everything from Stevie Wonder to Led Zeppelin to the Pixies. Saturday , Sept. 9, from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Cry Uncle will perform at the Boardwalk Inn (139 Ocean Boulevard, Hampton, N.H., 603-9297400, boardwalkcafe.net). The band will perform live throughout the evening as people eat and drink on the Boardwalk’s two decks.

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Beach will light off the Fireworks Special Shoot (169 Ocean Boulevard, Hampton, N.H., hamptonbeach.org/ events) between B and C streets. This will be the last shoot of the summer, concluding the Seacoast Food Festival. Bring your blankets or towels and sit and watch the beautiful fireworks display. Monday, Sept. 12, join the 2016 Sunset Sail (60 Marcy St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603433-9505, gundalow.org/ sail-with-us) for two hours on the Pisatiqua River from 5 to 7 p.m. Tickets are sold online and prices are $5, $18 and $35 per person. Guests can take part in raising the sail with the crew. Guests can also bring their own picnic dinner and beverages for the evening. Onboard educators will be offering their knowledge of the river and answering any questions that guests may have. The Franklin Oyster House

Music Hall’s Historic Theater (28 Chestnut St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603-436-2400, the musichall.org) will host a Gordon Lightfoot concert on Tuesday, Sept. 14, beginning at 8 p.m. Some of Lightfoot’s popular songs of his 50 years of performing include, “Early Morning Rain,” “If You Could Read My Mind,” and “Carefree Highway.” Ticket prices range from $49.25 to $59.25 to $79.25. Tickets are currently for sale and can be purchased online or by telephone. Comedian Jeff Dunham will be at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom (169 Ocean Boulevard, Hampton, N.H., 603-9294100, casinoballroom.com) on Thursday, Sept. 15, at 8 p.m. The ventriloquist comedian will be performing with all his hilarious and wacky puppet characters. Tickets cost $89.75 for gold, $79.75 for reserved and $69.75 for general admission.

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Taj Mahal is coming to Prescott Park (105 Marcy St., Portsmouth, N.H., 603436-2848, prescottpark.org) Friday, Sept. 9, beginning at 7 p.m. The two-time Grammy Award-winner performs blues music and has featured artists such as Jack Johnson, Ziggy Marley, and Los Lobos on his new album, Maestro: Celebrating 40 Years. General admission seating is still available, so bring your own lawn chair or blanket and set it up and listen to the beautiful music. A donation of $5 to $10 is suggested at the gate. Sharon Jones will perform at Savory Square Bistro (32 Depot Square, Hampton, N.H., 603-926-2202, savorysquarebistro.com) on Saturday, Sept. 10, from 8 to 11 p.m. Jones is a native of the Seacoast who performs a passionate mix of R&B and blues. Beginning at 8:15 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 10, Hampton

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Ironies

• People with too much money have been reported over the years to have paid enormous sums for “prestigious” license plates, usually the lowest-numbered. In China, the number 8 is regarded as lucky, and a man identified only as “Liu” obtained Shanghai province’s plate “88888” for which he paid the equivalent of $149,000. Shanghaiist. com reported in June that “Lucky” Liu was forced into annoying traffic stops by police eight times the first day because officers were certain that the plate was bogus. • Greenland’s first “world-class tourist attraction,” opening in 2020, offers visitors a “stunning view” of the rapidly melting ice sheets from the area’s famous 250,000-year-old Jakobshavn Glacier. The United Nations-protected site is promoting a “tourist” vista that some call “ground zero for climate change” and that others hope won’t be completely melted by 2020.

Unclear on the concept

COUPLED UP Couple time at Hampton Beach. Photo by Ashlyn Daniel-Nuboer.

Outstanding in their fields

The recently concluded Olympics included a few of the more obscure athletic endeavors (such as dressage for horses and steeplechase for humans), but U.S. colleges compete in even less-heralded “sports,” such as wood chopping, rock climbing, fishing and broomball. University of Alabama, 2015 national football champions, dominates also in the 280-school bass-fishing competition, and New York’s Paul Smith College’s 5,000-student campus raucously cheers its championship log-splitting team (against seven other schools). And Ohio State whipped another football powerhouse, Nebraska, in ice-based broomball.

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• We now have computer or cellphone apps to, for example, analyze the quality of one’s kiss; alert you when your zipper is inadvertently down; make a refrigerator also be a stereo and photo album; notify you when you need to drink more water; check the male-female ratio at local bars so, if you’re on the prowl, you can plan your evening efficiently; and reveal whether your partner has had someone else in bed while you were away (via differential contours of the mattress). And then, in August, the creators of the new “South Park” virtual reality game announced that they had figured out how to release a “fart” smell that is crucial to game-players when they put on

the VR mask. • Pizza Hut announced in August that it had finally mastered the technology to turn its cardboard delivery boxes into customers’ workable disk-jockey turntables and will make them available shortly in five stores in the United Kingdom. (Each box has two record decks, a cross-fader, pitch and cue controls, and the ability to rewind.) Music stars P Money and DJ Vectra are featured, and the boxes will sync via Bluetooth to phones and computers.

• Third-grade teacher Tracy Rosner filed a lawsuit against the county school board in Miami in July (claiming to be the victim of race and national origin discrimination) after being turned down for a job that required teaching Spanish because she doesn’t speak Spanish. (Rosner said “nonHispanics” like her are a minority among Miami schoolteachers and therefore that affirmative-action-style accommodations should have been made for her.) • A 30-year-old woman, “LTN,” has so far escaped prosecution in Hanoi, Vietnam,

because her insurance fraud caper already cost her a third, each, of her left hand and left foot. Those are the parts police said she paid a friend the equivalent of $2,000 to chop off to claim a $157,000 disability policy payout, according to an August dispatch by Agence France-Presse. • Police in Hartselle, Alabama, arrested Sarah Shepard for soliciting a hit man to kill her husband, Richard (after police set up an undercover sting, working with Richard to stage his death to convince her the job was completed). Now, Richard is trying to help Sarah. In August, he asked her judge to reduce her bail, certain that she had been “entrapped” because, for one thing, she could hardly manage a grocery list, much less a murder.

The passing parade

(1) A traffic officer in Guelph, Ontario, pulled over a 35-year-old motorist on July 11 traveling 67 mph (108 km/h) in a 45 mph zone at night on a stretch with no highway lights and no headlights on his vehicle. The stopped driver was given citations even though he pointed out that he was watching the road with a flashlight on his head, held in place by straps. (2) Twenty-three local-government bureaucrats in Boscotrecase, Italy, were disciplined in July after being caught shirking duties, including by falsifying the time clock. It was unclear whether the 23 included the two “mystery” workers photographed punching in for work while wearing cardboard boxes on their heads. Visit weirduniverse.net.

Compelling explanations

• Steven Scholz was sued for $255,000 in Oregon City, Oregon, in July after he allegedly fired on a family’s house (15 gunshots) and traumatized their young son inside. Scholz explained that he thought the Biblical Rapture had just occurred and that he was the only survivor. • In July, Ryan Bundy (a leader of the Malheur federal land occupation protest in Oregon in January), exercising his philosophy as a “sovereign,” wrote his judge that he rejects the federal court’s jurisdiction over him in his upcoming trial, but that he would agree to cooperate provided the government pays him $1 million cash. Bundy (who signs court documents “i; ryan c., man”) said for that sum, he would act as “defendant” or, as a bonus, if the judge prefers, as “bailiff,” or even as “judge.” (Bundy’s lawyer, not surprisingly, is Bundy.)

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