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Parading around Let’s talk Christmas parades. Many of our towns have some kind of parade to welcome in Christmas. Try to get your family together and attend one; you will be glad you did. The event Larry Marsolais planners put many hours into the organization of a parade in hopes that you will enjoy it, so go out and enjoy it! Right here in Hampton we have our own Christmas parade coming up on Dec. 1. See page 9 for information. When you’re ready to start shopping please remember to shop local and use the Seacoast Scene as your guide. There are some great places to visit right here in our own backyard. No crowds, no traffic and plenty of places to park.

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COVER STORY 6 Holiday Guide 2018

MAPPED OUT 20 Beaches, restrooms, where to walk your dog and more

PEOPLE & PLACES 21 The coolest Seacoast dwellers and scenes

FOOD 26 Eateries and foodie events

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NITE LIFE 32 Music, comedy and more

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The New Hampshire Theatre Project presents Jaclyn Backhaus’ Men on Boats now through Dec. 2, with showtimes on Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m., at the West End Studio Theater (959 Islington St., Portsmouth). Men on Boats tells the tale of John Wesley Powell’s famous 1869 expedition down the Colorado River into the Grand Canyon. It is historically accurate, even using direct quotes from Powell’s lyrical journal descriptions, but the twist is that all of the men in Powell’s crew are portrayed by female actors. Tickets cost $30 for adults and $26 for students and seniors. Visit nhtheatreproject.org or call 431-6644. Courtesy photo.

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“Rock/Paper/Scissors,” an exhibition featuring the work of Juliet Karelsen and Dylan Metrano, will be on display at 3S Artspace (319 Vaughan St., Portsmouth) Nov. 23 through Dec. 30, with an opening reception on Friday, Nov. 30, from 5 to 8 p.m. Karelsen’s work includes a miniature 3D environment called “Universal Forest” which incorporates painting, embroidery, fantasy and science. She was exclusively a painter until a couple years ago, when she made the shift to mixed media. Metrano’s work includes layered paper cuttings depicting animals, the Maine landscape and portraits. He is especially drawn to birds. Visit 3sarts. org or call 766-3330. Courtesy image.

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The Hampton Chamber of Commerce is hosting a Sip N Shop event on Sunday, Dec. 2, from 2:45 to 6 p.m. Board a passenger van at CR’s Restaurant and visit Smoky Quartz, Tall Ship, Wiggly Bridge and CR’s. The cost is $50 per person and includes the tour, tastings and an appetizer or dessert at CR’s. Ticket sales end Nov. 25; email colleen@hamptonchamber.com to reserve your tickets.

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2018 How much fun can you have in the few short weeks between Thanksgiving and New Year’s? You’ll never know until you get started, and what better place to start than with Scene’s annual Holiday Guide? From the night before Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day, we have events of all kinds to keep kids and adults entertained. There are art fairs and parades, tree lightings and train rides, festive food events and frosty runs. If you’re not in the spirit yet, pick a few activities to check out and get ready for a holly jolly holiday season.

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Meet for a pop ahead of Mom and Pop For the regional pub scene, Wednesday night prior to Thanksgiving Day is bustling, as school pals meet up and everyone steels themselves for the inevitable election conversation with Uncle Scott. Some call it Drinksgiving; to others it’s Friendsgiving. Whatever the name, the evening provides a good excuse to party. Here are a few locations with events planned. • 603 Bar & Lounge (368 Central Ave., Dover, 742-9283) Wings & Karaoke is a regular midweek offering, with a bit of holiday spice thrown in — Buffalo and cranberry sauce? • Cara (11 Fourth St., Dover, 343-4390) Nashua folk singer Derek Russell Fimbel, a member of indie group The Doodads & Don’ts, performs solo. • Chop Shop (920 Lafayette Road, Seabrook, 760-7706) Rockin’ Thanksgiving Eve has DJ Matty hosting Karaoke & Cocktails and no doubt fending off requests for Talking Heads’ “Naive Melody” • Dolphin Striker (15 Bow St., Portsmouth, 431-5222) After Pete Peterson finishes his afternoon set in Salem, he heads to Portsmouth to jam with bassist Ben Butterworth & Brian P. • Ember Wood Grill (1 Orchard St., Dover, 3431830) Female duo Two Tined Fork plays covers; the night also features a tap takeover by Dover’s Garrison City Beer Works. • Fury’s Publick House (1 Washington St., Dover, 6173633) Boston-based alternative rock band The Womps con-

tinue its month-long Wednesday night residency. • Latchkey (41 Vaughan Mall, Portsmouth, 427-8150) Undercover is a Boston area band with female and male singers, playing a wide variety of upbeat “new and used” Top 40 dance songs. • Lilac City Grille (103 N. Main St., Rochester, 332-3984) Tim Theriault holds down his regular Ladies’ Night gig with a holiday difference. • Portsmouth Book & Bar (40 Pleasant St., Portsmouth, 427-9197) End 68 Hours of Hunger benefit features hiphop from New Fame, Uncle Sam and Stay on Mars. • Portsmouth Gas Light (64 Market St., Portsmouth, 430-9122) Dancegiving w/ DJ Koko P in the upstairs lounge. • Press Room (77 Daniel St., Portsmouth, 431-5186) The Mallett Brothers play a rescheduled show – the venerable music room’s reopening took a bit longer than expected. • Ri Ra (22 Market Square, Portsmouth, 319-1680) Erin’s Guild continues its permanent Wednesday residency with Irish music and Celtic charm. • The Goat (142 Congress St., Portsmouth, 590-4628) Rob Benton is ubiquitous at the newest location of this country-themed bar. He plays solo. • Thirsty Moose (21 Congress St., Portsmouth, 427-8645) Pop Disaster plays everything from Katy Perry to Blink 182 and AC/DC to Elvis, Bryan Adams and Zac Brown. — Michael Witthaus

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• The Seacoast Artist Association (130 Water St., Exeter) has a show, “Big Gifts Come in Small Packages,” on view now through December. It features small works of art, all priced under $100 for holiday gift giving. Visit seacoastartist.org. • Churchill’s Garden Center (12 Hampton Road, Exeter) has a bow making workshop on Saturday, Nov. 24 and Dec. 1, at 1 p.m., and a holiday centerpiece workshop on Sunday, Dec. 2 and Dec. 8, at 1 p.m. The cost for each workshop is $10. Visit churchillsgardens.com. • Rolling Green Nursery (64 Breakfast Hill Road, Greenland) hosts its annual Holiday Artisan Market on Saturday, Nov. 24, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and Sunday, Nov. 25, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Visit rollinggreennursery.com. • Firefly Pottery (72 Mirona Road, Suite 7, Portsmouth) will have a BYOB snowman family plate painting class on Friday, Nov. 30, at 6:30 p.m. The cost is $45. Visit fireflypotterynh.com. • Hammer & Stain DIY Workshops will offer a sled- and tree-painting painting workshop at LaBelle Winery (104 Congress St., Portsmouth) on Sunday, Dec. 16, at 2 p.m. The cost is $75. Visit thecanvasroadshow.com.

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• The Sixth Annual Sea Festival of Trees is open now through Sunday, Dec. 2. The festival is a holiday celebration located at the Blue Ocean Event Center on Salisbury Beach (4 Ocean Front N, Salisbury). Festivities include a giant maze of holiday

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trees, holiday stage performances, Seaside Ice rink and skate rentals, visits with Santa and other characters. See the festival’s Giant Gingerbread House, Santa’s Treetop Shop, and Festival Café. For more information, visit seafestivaloftrees.com. • Head out to the Dover Festival of Trees on Friday, Nov. 30, from 4 to 8 p.m. at City Hall Auditorium (288 Central Ave., Dover). The festival will feature over 30 trees, elaborately decorated by local businesses and organizations, to be auctioned and raffled off to benefit the Greater Dover Chamber of Commerce City Lights Committee. The event will also include live choir performances, children’s

activities, holiday carols, refreshments, Santa and more. Visit dovernh.org/ festival-of-trees. • Kick off the holiday season at the Rochester Holiday Tree Lighting on Friday, Nov. 30, starting at 5:30 p.m. at Central Square in downtown Rochester. The evening will also include a reading of The Night Before Christmas, cookie decorating, hot chocolate and cookies, caroling, dance performances and a special visit from Santa. Visit rochesternh.org. • Experience the magic of the Portsmouth Christmas Tree Lighting and Illuminated Holiday Parade on Saturday, Dec. 1, in Market Square. Excitement builds 10

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• The Dover Holiday Parade will be held on Sunday, Nov. 25, starting at 2:30 p.m. The Dover route will start at the Greater Dover Chamber of Commerce (550 Central Ave., Dover) and will continue down Central Ave. through downtown ending at CVS (118 Central Ave., Dover). Visit facebook.com/doverholidayparade. • The Experience Hampton Christmas Parade will be held on Saturday, Dec. 1, starting at 1 p.m. The parade starts on Lafayette Road and ends at Winnacunnet Road. Visit experiencehampton.org/ christmasparade. • The Berwick and Somersworth Holiday Parade will be held on Saturday, Dec. 1, starting at 2:30 p.m. The parade route will start on Wilson Street in Berwick, Maine, proceeding onto Sawmill Hill Road and down to the bridge crossing into Somersworth. The Granite State part of the parade will run down Market Street, High Street, Constitutional Way, Washington Street and Main Street. The parade will be followed by the Somersworth Gala from 3:30 to 7 p.m., which will include fireworks at 5 p.m. and a tree lighting at 5:30 p.m. Visit facebook.com/christmasparadeandgala. • The Exeter Holiday Parade will be held on Saturday, Dec. 1, starting at 5:30 p.m. at the Osram Sylvania Plant (131 Portsmouth Ave., Exeter). The parade will continues to the end of Portsmouth Avenue and then makes a right onto High Street, continuing straight onto Water Street and ending at the entrance to Swasey Parkway (316 Water St., Exeter). Visit exeterholidayparade.org. • The Rochester Holiday Parade will be held on Sunday, Dec 2., starting at 3 p.m. in downtown Rochester. The parade will include marching units; youth, organization and commercial floats, VIPs; color guard and decorated mobile units; equestrians; and marching bands. There will also be a special visit from Santa Claus. Visit rochesternh.org.

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• Join any of the four Barnes & Noble stores in southern New Hampshire (1741 S. Willow St., Manchester; 235 Daniel Webster Highway, Nashua; 125 S. Broadway, Salem; 45 Gosling Road, Newington) for a storytime featuring Mickey Mouse Goes Christmas Shopping on Saturday, Nov. 24, at 11 a.m. The book follows Mickey & Minnie Mouse taking their nephews to a big department store for a holiday shopping experience they won’t soon forget. Admission is free. Visit stores.barnesandnoble. com or contact your local store for details.

• Santa will ride into the Hampton Falls Free Library (7 Drinkwater Road, Hampton Fall) on a firetruck for a meet and greet party Saturday, Dec. 1, from 10 a.m. to noon. Opportunities for a photograph with Santa and snacks will be available. • Each of the four Barnes & Noble stores in southern New Hampshire (1741 S. Willow St., Manchester; 235 Daniel Webster Highway, Nashua; 125 S. Broadway, Salem; 45 Gosling Road, Newington) for a storytime featuring How to Catch a Snowman by Adam Wallace on Saturday, Dec. 1, at 11 a.m. Admission is free. Visit stores.barnesandnoble.com or contact your local store for details. • Drop in at the New Hampshire Children’s Museum (6 Washington St, Dover) from Tuesday, Dec. 4, through Friday, Dec. 7, from 11 a.m. to noon for Waiting for Winter-Make a Snowflake in the museum’s STEAM Lab. Listen to the story Waiting for Winter, then make a snowflake and play with instant snow. • There will be a pajama storytime featuring the 30th anniversary edition of The Polar Express at each of the four Barnes & Noble stores in southern New Hampshire (1741 S. Willow St., Manchester; 235 Daniel Webster Highway, Nashua; 125 S. Broadway, Salem; 45 Gosling Road, Newington) on Friday, Dec. 7, at 7 p.m. Kids are invited to attend in their pajamas and enjoy cookies and hot chocolate. Admission is free. Visit stores.barnesandnoble.com or contact your local store for details. • The Children’s Museum of New Hampshire (6 Washington St., Dover) will present its annual Jingle Bell Express events on Saturday, Dec. 8, and Saturday, Dec. 15, with sessions from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m., noon to 1 p.m., 1:30 to 2:30 p.m. and 3 to 4 p.m. During each session, guests take C&J’s double-decker bus to the Cochecho Country Club to hear a reading of The Polar 14

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The Nutcracker and A Christmas Carol are a holiday tradition. Catch one of these performances by local dance and theater companies. • Epping Community Theatre (38C Ladd’s Lane, Epping) presents A Christmas Carol Nov. 30 through Dec. 10, with showtimes on Friday and Saturday at 7:30 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets cost $20 for adults, $15 for seniors and $10 for children under age 12. Visit facebook. com/EppingTheater. • Players’ Ring Theatre (105 Marcy St., Portsmouth) presents A Christmas Carol Nov. 30 through Dec. 23. Showtimes are Thursday at 7 p.m., Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 3 and 8 p.m., and Sunday at 3 and 7 p.m. Tickets cost $18 for adults, $14 for students and seniors and $12 for children age 12 and under. Visit playersring.org.

• Portsmouth School of Ballet presents The Nutcracker on Saturday, Dec. 1, at 5 p.m., and Sunday, Dec. 2, at 10 a.m. and 3 p.m., at Exeter High School auditorium (1 Blue Hawk Drive, Exeter). Visit psb-nh.com. • Northeastern Ballet Theatre presents The Nutcracker on Sunday, Dec. 2, at 2 p.m., at Kingswood Arts Center (396 S. Main St., Wolfeboro), and Saturday, Dec. 15, at 7 p.m., and Sunday, Dec. 16, at 2 p.m., Oyster River High School (55 Coe Drive, Durham). The cost is $20 for adults, $17.50 for seniors and children under age 18, and a $60 maximum for a family of four in advance, and an additional $5 at the door. Visit northeasternballet.org. • A Christmas Carol will be at Rochester Opera House (31 Wakefield St., Rochester) Dec. 6 through Dec. 23, with showtimes on Thursday and Friday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 2 and 7:30 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets cost $12 to $24. Visit rochesteroperahouse.com. • Sole City Dance presents The Nutcracker at Rochester Opera House (31 Wakefield St., Rochester) on Saturday, Dec. 8, at 2 and 7 p.m.; Sunday, Dec. 9, at 2 p.m.; and Thursday, Dec. 13, and Friday, Dec. 14, at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $24 to $28. Visit rochesteroperahouse.com. 16

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From classics like It’s a Wonderful Life to more modern productions like Elf the Musical, these local theater shows will get you in the holiday spirit. • Players’ Ring Theatre (105 Marcy St., Portsmouth) presents The Gift of the Magi on Friday, Nov. 23, at 8 p.m., Saturday, Nov. 24, at 3 and 8 p.m., and Sunday, Nov. 25, at 3 p.m. Tickets cost $18 for adults, $14 for students and seniors and $12 for children age 12 and under. Visit playersring.org. • The Stranger Than Fiction Series at the Seacoast Repertory Theatre (125 Bow St., Portsmouth) presents Christmas at Hogwarts on Monday, Dec. 3, and Tuesday, Dec. 4, at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $12 to $15. Visit seacoastrep.org. • Pontine Theatre presents A Victorian Christmas on Thursday, Dec. 6, at 3 p.m., Friday, Dec. 7, at 7 p.m., Saturday, Dec. 8, at 3 p.m., and Sunday, Dec. 9, at 2 p.m., at Plains School (1 Plains Ave., Portsmouth). Tickets cost $27, with a $3 discount for students and seniors. Visit pontine.org. • Prescott Park Arts Festival and Exeter Hospital present Miracle on 34th Street, a live musical radio play, Dec. 7 through Dec. 16, with showtimes on Friday at 7 p.m., Saturday at 1 and 7 p.m., and Sunday at 1 p.m., at the Exeter Town Hall (10 Front St., Exeter). Tickets cost $25 for adults, $20 for seniors and $10 for kids age 12 and under, and $40 for VIP. Visit prescottpark.org. • Carpe Diem presents A Dickens of a Christmas at the Old Salt Restaurant (490 Lafayette Road, Hampton) Monday, Dec. 10, through Thursday, Dec. 13, at 6:30 p.m. The evening includes a gourmet threecourse dinner, live music, holiday carols and the show. Tickets are $39.99 for adults and $19.99 for children. Call 926-8322. • The New Hampshire Theatre Project presents It’s a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play at West End Studio Theatre (959 Islington St., Portsmouth) Dec. 14 through Dec. 30, with showtimes on Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets cost $30 for adults and $26 for students, seniors and veterans. Visit nhtheatreproject.org.

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Get into the holiday spirit this year in the Granite State with a holiday-themed craft fair, an old-time Christmas celebration,

a candlelight stroll or a visit with Santa Claus. • Join the Exeter Chamber of Commerce for its annual Holiday Open House on Thursday, Nov. 29, from 4 to 8 p.m., when Santa Claus will be in downtown Exeter upon his arrival via the Exeter Express and will “magically” turn on the holiday lights illuminating Water and Front streets with a wave of his hand. Take a stroll downtown to view a sweet display of gingerbread houses or the Exeter Town Hall for a display of more than 50 decorated trees. All events are free. Visit exeterarea.org. • Don’t miss this year’s Candlelight Stroll at Strawbery Banke Museum (14 Hancock St., Portsmouth) as it returns for its 39th year during the weekends of Saturday, Dec. 1, and Sunday, Dec. 2; Saturday, Dec. 8, and Sunday, Dec. 9; Saturday, Dec. 15, and Sunday, Dec. 16; and Saturday, Dec. 22. Saturday hours are from 5 to 9 p.m. and Sunday hours are from 4 to 8 p.m. Walk from house to historic house and meet with a variety of costumed role players and performers who recreate past traditions. Other features include family skating at Puddle Dock Pond, craft demonstrations, a treasure hunt for kids and more. The Candlelight Stroll is one of the signature events of Vintage Christmas in Portsmouth. Tickets are $25 for adults, $12.50 for kids and teens ages 5 and up, $60 per family (which covers two adults and two children ages 5 and up) and free for kids under 5 as well as active duty military service members, veterans and their families. Tickets are always available at the door and group and corporate rates are also offered. Visit strawberybanke.org. • Visit Hampton Beach for its special annual New Year’s Eve Fireworks Show at the Sea Shell Stage (169 Ocean Boulevard, Hampton Beach) on Monday, Dec. 31, at 8 p.m. The show is free and open to the public. Visit hamptonbeach.org. 18

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Street, Salisbury)’s Cookbook Club will meet for their monthly session Thursday, December 6 from 6 to 8 p.m. December’s cookbook will be: The Perfect Cookie by America’s Test Kitchen. Get a copy of the cookbook, sign up for a recipe and enjoy a holiday cookie swap at the library. Registration is required. • Join St. John’s United Methodist Church (28 Cataract Drive, Dover) for a turkey supper on Saturday, Dec. 8, from 4:30 to 6 p.m. In addition to turkey, the menu will include cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn, peas and pearl onions, cranberry sauce, gravy, rolls and homemade desserts. The cost is $9 for adults, $8 for seniors and veterans and $4 for children. Visit stjohnsdover.org or call 742-3046. • The Seabrook Recreation Department will hold this year’s Annual Holiday House Decorating Contest at the town’s Community Center (311 Lafayette Rd, Seabrook) from 7 to 9 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 12, where judging will commence. This year’s winners will be announced Friday, Dec. 14. Bakers of all ages are welcome to submit their entries at no charge. To register for this year’s competition, visit the Seabrook Recreation Department website. • Enjoy a warm breakfast with Santa Saturday, Dec. 15, presented by the North Hampton Parks and Rec Department. Cost per ticket is $5 per person, and three separate seating times will take place at 8, 9:15 and 10:30 a.m. Reserve your ticket at northhamptonnh.recdesk.com. • Welcome in New Year’s at the Ashworth by the Sea (295 Ocean Boulevard Hampton, NH). Reserve a room to have access to the open Grand Ballroom doors from 7 p.m. until 1 a.m. Various entertainment will be held throughout the night including hors d’oeuvres and a cash bar reception, dinner for two, a view of the Hampton Beach firework display, and more. For more information, visit ashworthhotel.com.

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GABRIELLE LEONE OWNER OF OLIVE BRANCH CHEF SERVICE IN HAMPTON Tell me a little bit about what you do. In general, we make our clients’ lives healthier and simpler by cooking for them. This entails weekly meal service where one day each week the chef comes to their home and cooks custom meals to enjoy all through the week. How does it work? I design individual menus for our clients based on their food preferences and dietary needs, and then the shopping, cooking and cleanup is all taken care of as well. The meals are labeled and stored in the client’s refrigerator, and then all they need to do is pop them into the oven or microwave each night. Sounds like a time-saver for families. Our service is a huge time-saver for many families. It allows them to come together over meals in a relaxed manner without all the stress of planning, shopping, cooking and cleanup. What is the most challenging aspect of your work? I think the most challenging part is that many people automatically think they can’t afford a personal chef or that they are only for the very wealthy. However, for families that are already spending money on takeout or eating at restaurants, it isn’t much different cost-wise to hire a chef. Also, I’ve found some people almost feel guilty for wanting to hire a personal chef, or feel ashamed that they don’t have the time or culinary skill to cook meals themselves. Hiring a personal chef is similar to hiring a landscape service to take care of your yard. Not everyone has a green thumb, or the time, or desire, to spend hours in their yard — the same goes for cooking. What is the most fun part of your work from a business owner’s perspective? When families tell me the service is making a big difference in their lives. This is my ultimate goal — to improve the quality of my clients’ lives by making meal time enjoyable, healthy, delicious and easy. What about the most fun part as a chef? I have a lot of fun taking a recipe and adapting it for a client with a special diet, such as making a recipe gluten-free, or lower-calorie. For example, we do a shepherd’s pie with ground turkey instead of beef, and sweet potatoes instead of white

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How did you get into this line of work? Food and cooking has been my passion ever since I can remember. I have a college degree in psychology and studio art but always gravitated toward jobs involving food. After working in restaurants, I realized that I didn’t love the setting but loved cooking. I knew that being a personal chef would be right for me, so I started my business 10 years ago. I also love being a small business owner. When you are not working, what do you do for fun? Lately, most of my fun has involved spending time and doing activities with my two young children. I love outdoors activities, especially ones where my two yellow labs can come along. I grew up boating, and that remains a passion of mine. Anytime I can be out on the water in my boat with family or friends is a good day. I love traveling, and exploring new places and restaurants. I’m also a big Boston sports fan. Are you from the Seacoast? I am originally from Merrimac, Mass., just minutes away from the Seacoast. I moved to the Seacoast area in 2009, first living in Portsmouth and most recently Hampton. As long as I live near the water, I’m happy! What do you love the most about the Seacoast? Definitely that it is on the water, but still close to mountains and plenty of nature as well as Boston. I would also be lying if I didn’t also say all the great restaurants and ice cream stands. Looking ahead, where will you be in 10 years? I plan to continue to grow my business at a steady and sustainable rate. I do this with the help of other great chefs working under me. Eventually I’d like to have a commercial kitchen to cook out of and then we can deliver the meals to families. Many clients love to have a chef in their home, and even get an impromptu cooking lesson out of it sometimes, but there are others who wish we offered a delivery service. In the future I’d like to also be able to serve those who need the meals delivered. — Rob Levey

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Where I went: Durham’s Wagon Hill Farm at 156 Piscataqua Road. What it is: Wagon Hill Farm is 139 acres of open, rolling hilled land owned by the Town of Durham that is free and open to the public for year-round recreation from dawn to dusk. With the recognizable and signature wooden wagon perched atop the peak of the park’s tallest hill overlooking Route 4, the farm has become a landmark in the Seacoast for its historical and recreational significance. The farm is now used recreationally and is home to many hiking trails, kayaking, dog-walking, sledding, snowshoeing and more. What I did: When I was a child, my family would take trips to Maine to spend the day in York and I remember looking out the window along Route 4 as my parents pointed out the wagon atop the hill. Years ago my sister gave my father a painting that she made of what we always called “the wagon in Durham.” For as much as the sight of the wagon on the hill has been imprinted in my mind over the years, I have never had the opportunity to spend the day adventuring around the land on which it is representing. It has always been on my bucket list and I figured that now was as good a time as any to explore the protected land. I pulled up the gravel hill and parked my car in the small parking lot off to the side of the wagon before making my way over to the landmark itself. The wagon is nothing more than just that, a wagon, although it is more about what the wagon represents that makes it so significant, in my mind. The historic wagon seems to encapsulate the

overall mission of the farm; it radiates and projects the ideals of preservation, conservation, history and fun. Continuing along the trail past the wagon, I was genuinely struck at the beauty of the land. The perch provides the perfect view of the back of the farm that you can’t see from Route 4 because it’s hidden by the hill. The rolling hills of freshly mowed farmland were wide and open and interrupted only by the treeline connecting the shoreline of the Great Bay to the farm. The trail ran off to the side of the park and down toward the water before turning to circle just before the treeline that stood guarding the water. I ventured down the small side trail leading to the beach before finding myself shin-deep in mud along the shoreline from the recent rains and morning frost. Undeterred, I continued onto the beach to admire the view of the inlet. Heading back to the main trail, and making sure to avoid the wet ground, I continued my trek along the main trail of the farm. I followed the main trail along the tree and shoreline over a bridge across a small stream feeding into the bay before making my way to the farm’s beach. There, families were running up and down the grassy picnic area behind the water, and a father and son were skipping rocks and searching for crabs along the beach. With the sun coming out and warming the previously freezing air, I headed back to my car, finishing the main loop back to the top of the hill toward the parking lot. Along the path to complete my journey, I passed a community garden as well as the old farmhouse and other families enjoying the beautiful weather and breathtaking scenery. With so much to do at Wagon Hill Farm, I knew going into the adventure that there was no way that I was going to be able to do it all in one day, so I settled for circling the main loop around the farm. Looking back, there is so much that I have yet to do. From wandering the smaller trails between and around the property to walking my dog, as well as coming back in the winter for snowshoeing and sledding, there is much left to be done at Wagon Hill Farm.

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Who else would enjoy this: Over the years, Wagon Hill Farm has become the go-to spot for winter sledding. With hills as far as the eye can see and wide open spaces, the park is the perfect location to visit in the winter. But it is far more than a good place to spend a winter’s day. The incredible views and preserved lands that act as home to many rare and endangered wildlife throughout the state is the perfect place to hike with family, friends or dogs or by yourself. It is also a nice place to swim, boat and walk amongst apple orchards during the fall, and the trails provide plenty of variety. Some trails cut through the woods,

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Seascape Creations owner gives lessons in Salisbury Waves crashing into snow-covered beaches and the brisk chill sweeping in from the Atlantic Ocean provide the perfect backdrop for the artistic expression of the New England Seacoast. This is what drew Julie Gordon, owner and founder of Seascape Creations, to start giving window art lessons around the coast. “It’s just a great way to celebrate living by the shore and that’s what makes it unique,” she said. “A lot of people have their own collections of sea glass sitting in jars in their homes — I wanted a way to better display them. Windows are perfect. The ocean becomes your canvas and it allows you to capture and recreate the beauty and movement of the sea. It’s a way to celebrate living and playing by the sea.” Gordon will be at The Seaglass Restaurant in Salisbury Monday, Nov. 26, from 7 to 9 p.m. conducting a workshop that will help guests create sea- and holiday-themed 8”x10” seascape windows. Guests are invited to bring their own memorabilia or use the pieces provided to create their own decorative window. Give your art to a loved one this holiday season or keep it for yourself as a new festive decoration, said Gordon. “Some people come with the intent of

making a gift for someone special. What happens then is that they end up wanting to keep it for themselves, but they do make really nice and unique gifts,” she said. “Some people end up keeping them for themselves and use them as holiday décor, and some tell me that they keep their pieces up year-round just because they just love looking at them.” Templates will be provided to help spark ideas, but Gordon urges that the real inspiration typically comes from the waves rolling up to the side of the Seashell Restaurant, or the sunset over the Atlantic. “Seaglass was one of the very first venues we started offering on the list and it’s one of my very favorite places to teach because of the ocean setting — it’s really inspiring,” she said. “It’s just a perfect place for people to relax, take a break and create something beautiful that’s made from nature. It’s such an inspiring atmosphere because you’re surrounded by the ocean.” The lessons are available for all ages, and Gordon notes that the best work often comes from the youngest children and those who go about their work uninhibitedly. “You don’t have to be artistic, that’s the nice thing because everything you’re working with is already beautiful,” said

Gordon. “There’s no step-by-step complicated directions that you need to follow. We provide guidance and support, but in the end, you’ll be guiding yourself.” Gordon believes that art is personal in nature, so she is there only to provide assistance when called upon. Gordon wants guests to be as hands-on and independent as possible when creating their pieces. “It allows people to create what they want to create. They get to create the way that they want to create. In my opinion, that’s how art should be,” she said. “Guests will essentially create their piece from start to finish.” Gordon says that in the four years of teaching she has never seen a piece that hasn’t come out beautifully. “We don’t let people leave unless they’re absolutely thrilled with their art,” she said. “People end up being really surprised and thrilled and proud of their creations.” Following the lesson, guests will be sent home with their window and a simple cur-

ing kit to complete and solidify their piece. “The reason we don’t do it there is because it takes 24 hours to cure where it should be left undisturbed so it’s best if they do it at home,” said Gordon. “That part is super easy to do. We give them the kit, we explain it to them before they leave, there are instructions in the kit and they can call us if they have any questions but we’ve never had anybody have any problems.” The workshop costs $50 per person and includes $5 off a Seaglass meal ordered while attending the lesson. For more information on Seascape Creation workshops, or to sign up for one of your own, visit seascapecreations.com. — Andrew Clay

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Dear Car Talk: I know my car intimately. We’re on a first-name basis, and I am quite familiar with what is working correctly and what is out of whack. So when I took By Ray Magliozzi my Ford Fusion to the dealer, telling him that there was something wrong with the timing of my intermittent wipers, of course he found nothing amiss. I told him that it didn’t happen every time I turned the wipers on, but every now and then the timing of the wipes was weird. That was three years ago. It’s only gotten gradually worse since then. Now, when I turn off the wipers, they sometimes stop midwipe, in the center of the windshield. That’s not good. Also, sometimes the intermittent setting works, and sometimes the wipers just keep wiping continuously regardless of the setting. — Marge We believe you, Marge. The problem is most likely a bad wiper motor. The wiper motor contains the circuitry that’s supposed to make the wipers finish their current wipe, and park themselves at the bottom of the windshield, no matter where they are when you turn them off. But it also could be a bad wiper

switch. The switch (the multipurpose switch on the steering wheel stalk) sends a current to the motor. And if the current is inconsistent, that could cause strange wiper behavior. The best way to test the switch is to have the wipers misbehave when the mechanic has the car at the shop. That way, he can test the current at the wiper motor. If the current doesn’t change while the wipers misbehave, then the switch is fine. That means it’s almost certainly a bad wiper motor. Either way, it’s going to “wipe” a few hundred bucks out of your checking account, Marge. And you may want to consider searching for a mechanic who is more inclined to believe you. While a wiper motor might not be a life-or-death issue, you’d like to know that if you came in complaining of something potentially serious, your mechanic wouldn’t brush you off as “that wacky Marge who’s on a first-name basis with her car.” You want him to say: “Oh, that’s wacky Marge. She’s on a first-name basis with her car, but she knows what she’s talking about.” Dear Car Talk: My 2018 Subaru Forester recently suffered the effects of a small, flying, hard object hitting the windshield while I was driving on the freeway at freeway speed.

What started as a small ding at the bottom of the glass eventually became a vertical crack one-third of the way up the windshield. My Subaru is equipped with the EyeSight safety system, which includes automatic emergency braking. In order to guarantee the system’s performance, Subaru insists that the replacement windshield come from Subaru and that the EyeSight system be recalibrated to the new windshield. My dealer said the cost of the calibration was based on three hours of labor for a total of $405. This seems awfully expensive, since the factory likely didn’t spend three hours calibrating it when the car was assembled. What do you think? Is this for real? The car is great to drive, and I do like the idea of having the additional safety provided by the EyeSight camera system, but don’t want to get ripped off. — Greg Yeah, it seems to be real, Greg. The EyeSight system uses two cameras that look out of the windshield from either side of your rearview mirror. They operate like eyes with stereo vision, in order to judge distance. We checked with Subaru, and they tell us that cars with the EyeSight system use a specific windshield glass, so you do need to use a Subaru replacement. They say that after the windshield is replaced, the set-

tings on the EyeSight cameras are cleared and then recalibrated. That’s followed by a test drive, to make sure the system doesn’t apply the brakes automatically for a taco truck at the side of the road, rather than a car stopped in front of you. They estimate the whole job takes three hours. While these systems are, generally, great, they do vary in technology. Subaru has opted for this two-camera, binocular vision system. On the plus side, it’s relatively inexpensive to purchase, which has allowed Subaru to make it available to a lot more car buyers at a reasonable cost. More safety for more people is a good thing. On the downside, unless your windshield replacement is covered by insurance, you have to take out a home equity loan every time a stone kicks up at your car from a double FedEx truck. So if you haven’t already done so, Greg, you should call your insurance company and find out whether it covers windshield replacement. Coverage varies by state, but if the crack was bad enough that it impaired your vision or made the windshield unstable, your insurance company may be required to pick up the cost -- including the three-hour “EyeSight retraining course.” Good luck. Visit Cartalk.com.

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AT THE PRESS ROOM The Press Room (77 Daniel St., Portsmouth) had been a historic part of the Portsmouth community until it closed its doors for renovations last spring. But it’s back, completely remodeled and restored and ready to bring music, art, food and drink to the Seacoast. The Scene caught up with general manager Erin Mahoney to learn more about the newly revamped interior and menu. How long has The Press Room been around? It was first opened by Jay Smith in 1976 and changed hands in 1993 [when it] was purchased by Jay Gardner. It was purchased by the current owners last June. It closed last spring and it was going to [undergo] what was thought to be a short renovation of a few months, but when we actually got inside the building it turned out that the whole building had to be gutted and restored. We’re up and rolling now — we had our first official day open to the public on Sunday [Nov. 4] — [and] we’re so excited for people to see all the changes. [We] hope that it still feels familiar and still gives off the same wonderful vibe that the Press Room has always given off. What makes The Press Room unique? I think it is the fact that we welcome everybody — all ages, all people — to come and enjoy. That’s what The Press Room really was about. It was not an exclusive place; it’s a place where everyone is welcome. That’s something we want to honor and maintain. It’s always been a pub and a place for people to come together and gather, but the main things that brought people together here were music and art. We do some sort of live entertainment most nights, and we also do rotating art shows throughout the building. Those are things we invite people to experience. It’s really about experiencing, whether it’s music or art, and just sharing in that experience together. What’s different and new [after] the new renovation is the kitchen. [The Press Room has] always been a great place for craft beer, and now we’re trying to drag a little more business toward food. We’ve introduced some classic cocktails as well, just to broaden the spectrum of what we offer. What is your personal favorite dish? People have been loving The Press Room Burger, which has been doing really well for us. It’s just a classic burger, but with a mix of different cuts of meat in there. Also, the Super Beef Sandwich — it’s a play on the North Shore roast beef,

which has been elevated a little bit by using rib-eye. It’s a great sandwich. The Squash and Apple Salad is definitely of one of my go-tos. It has granola, arugula, roasted squash and pickled apples. It’s awesome. What is a dish everyone should try? The Stuffed Mushrooms. [Executive Chef Josh Peterson] has done really well with that dish, and everyone that’s tried it has really loved it. It’s served with a sunny-side-up egg and a Tabasco vinaigrette, so you get these delicious stuffed mushrooms, but then with the sunny-sideup egg and tabasco vinaigrette, it almost makes it like a hollandaise sauce. It has a little bit of heat to it, and it’s just a really good combination. What is an essential skill to running a restaurant? You have to be able to work and stay focused on very little sleep. Multitasking is huge, staying organized is huge, communication … those are really the key. What is your favorite part of being on the Seacoast? I grew up on the Seacoast and so my family is all from here, and it’s just such a unique place. I’ve always loved being by the water and living near Portsmouth in a place that is a city, but a small city [that] has a great community feel to it. All these local businesses really support each other in so many wonderful ways. — Alison Downs

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Macaroni and cheese is one of my alltime guilty pleasures. I love making it from scratch, but I usually fall prey to the simplicity of a boxed version that I know my kids will love. This white cheddar version, however, proved to be a big hit with my picky eaters and will likely be seeing a lot of table time this fall and winter. I’ve typically stuck to yellow cheddar or colby jack versions of macaroni and cheese in the past, especially if I was making it in my slow cooker. But after a recent trip to a local restaurant, and sneaking bites of white cheddar mac and cheese off my daughter’s plate, I decided I had to find a recipe for a similar version. This recipe is incredibly simple. The longest step is waiting for the water to boil to cook the macaroni. I was also a big fan of the quick prep, since the recipe called for cubing the cheese instead of shredding it — which saved me a chunk of time in the kitchen, however minimal. Plus, the recipe White cheddar mac and cheese Recipe courtesy of I Heart Eating

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4 cups milk 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 to 1 teaspoon dry mustard Salt and pepper to taste 2 8-ounce blocks white cheddar cheese cut in small cubes 16 ounces dry medium shells or elbow macaroni In a large saucepan, heat milk mixture

is beyond pantry-friendly. A pinch of dry mustard and some salt and pepper are all that round out this ingredient list, allowing the white cheddar to really shine. I went a step further and baked the finished macaroni with a crispy bread crumb topping, but next time I’m thinking I might throw in some bacon, or even some fresh green onion to really bring this recipe to the next level. Creating the roux will be key to the success of the recipe. I know from plenty of experience with sauces and gravies that a lumpy roux can easily lead to a clumpy sauce and the flavor of uncooked flour in every other bite. Roux missteps aside, this recipe is simple to pull off in a pinch and would make a great side for any upcoming holiday potlucks. It’s creamy and delicious and has just enough flavor to stand on its own while serving as a complement to a more elaborate meal. — Lauren Mifsud

over medium-low heat, until hot. Add flour and whisk together quickly to prevent lumps from forming. Once this mixture has thickened, remove from heat. Stir in the dry mustard, salt and pepper and cheese. Stir until the cheese has melted. Meanwhile, cook pasta according to package directions. Once pasta is finished, toss with cheese sauce and serve.

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Thanksgiving and beer

You want to drink beer but need room for turkey Thanksgiving is glorious. There’s an endless stream of rich, delicious food and an equally endless stream of football. You need beer to wash down all that food and pigskin. But doing it right is easier said than done. You want beer to complement the day’s riches, not take away from it or otherwise bog you down. Everything about Thanksgiving is extremely rich, dense and heavy on carbohydrates: buttery mashed potatoes, tender stuffing, thick and rich sweet potatoes and rivers of gravy — not to mention the pies. In terms of flavor, a big, malty stout or porter is a perfect match for the big day’s menu — notes of coffee, chocolate, toffee and caramel mesh perfectly with the day’s spread. However, you do not have room in your stomach for a stout, at least not right off the bat. You’ve got to think lighter. You’ve got to strategize. Good news: I’ve done the strategizing for you.

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girth. Now would also be the time to grab an Oktoberfest-style brew, such as Konstantin by Schilling Beer Co. in Littleton.

Dessert

Have some scotch. Just kidding. Sort of. You’re going to be full; you’ll need to walk away from the table. Go outside. Let the cold, crisp late November air smack you in the face. Walk around a little bit and let your system digest. Beer aside, this is basic Thanksgiving survival. When dessert hits the table, you have a couple options. One is to hold off on beer. You might still be too full. That’s OK. But if you’re up for one, now might be the time to slowly sip a chocolate or coffee stout. Grab a Lithermans Limited Ground Control Stout, made with locally-brewed, cold brew coffee or the oreo-infused Cake from Beara Brewing Co. in Portsmouth. Better yet, split one of these brews with a willing family member. A bite of apple pie followed by a smooth coffee stout is a beautiful thing. If you’re a fan of pumpkin beers, such as the Pumpkin Porter by Ipswich Ale Brewery, of course that’s a delightful pairing with pumpkin pie. Now, hit the couch. You should be all set.

You’re standing around snacking on cheese and crackers and shrimp cocktail, and you’re probably eating a lot more of those things than you think you are. (And, let’s be honest, you passed on the veggie plate.) Cured meats, cheese and shrimp are calorie-rich (and delicious) and they fill you up quickly, so keep that in mind when choosing your beverage. Choose a brew on the lighter side, such as pilsners, farmhouse ales session IPAs or saisons, which can be particularly interesting with their often earthy spiciness. A few choices that do not sacrifice flavor include: West End Session IPA by Great Rhythm Brewing in Portsmouth, Country Mile Dry-hopped Farmhouse Ale by Jeff Mucciarone is a senior account Great North Aleworks in Manchester or the Nebraska Saison by Earth Eagle Brewings executive with Montagne Communications, where he provides communications supin Concord. port to the New Hampshire wine and spirits industry. The meal Any of the styles above are perfect for the meal itself, but I like just a touch more richness. It is Thanksgiving, after all. You have What’s in My Fridge to be careful not to go too hefty here, but Java Cask by Victory Brewing Co.: a nice, smooth brown ale is a great option. Oh my goodness. Did I know this was It has some of that roasty, toasty complex14.3-percent ABV when I poured it? No. ity of a stout, but without the big body. A Did this brew very nearly bring me to my Dippity Do American-style brown ale by knees? Yes. So much flavor. Just incrediThrowback Brewery in North Hampton or ble notes of rich coffee interplaying with a Paradigm Brown Ale by Kelsen Brewing bourbon oakiness. This is the epitome of a Co. in Derry would make excellent choices. big beer but it was surprisingly smooth on These brews have some richness but they top of all that flavor. Cheers! aren’t overpowering in terms of flavor and

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A man and his wife split up, in part because of the woman’s infidelity. The man embarks on an aimless road trip to process the sudden change in his circumstance. Eventually, he winds up renting a mountaintop home of a friend, where unsettling things begin to happen, such as a bell ringing for an hour in the middle of the night, and a character in a painting coming alive. It may sound like a cheap knock-off of the Netflix series Stranger Things, but Killing Commendatore is much too smart for that. It’s Stranger Things for the literati. The novel is the latest from the Japanese sensation Haruki Murakami, who apparently got the memo that every serious writer needs at least one excruciatingly long book. According to the website Howlongtoreadthis. com, it takes 9 hours and 59 minutes to read Killing Commendatore, compared to 5 hours and 21 minutes for Moby-Dick, 11 hours and 32 minutes for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and 21 hours and 4 minutes for Les Miserables. Commendatore, however, feels longer, in part because Murakami’s matter-of-fact prose lacks the elegance of Melville and Victor Hugo and his characters lack the appeal of J.K. Rowling’s. Given a day and couple of pints of good beer, most anyone with an English degree could shave 200 pages off this doorstop of a novel without harming the plot. Told in first person by a narrator who is never named, the novel does not flow as much as it creeps. The protagonist, a commercially successful painter of portraits, packs a few belongings in his old Peugeot and moves out the same day that his wife of six years tells him that she’s had a disturbing dream and is no longer able to live with him. Numb, he embarks on a road trip through Japan, after which he moves into a cabin that had once been inhabited by a famous painter, now so enfeebled by dementia that he no longer knows “the difference between an opera and a frying pan.” Despite the quiet of the cabin and the natural beauty that surrounds it, he is listless and uninspired, in effect, suffering from artist’s block, if there is such a thing. But then he enters the attic to investigate an odd rustling, and finds there a horned owl and an odd painting by the previous resident, a work that apparently had never been seen. Meanwhile, the protagonist’s agent calls with word that a wealthy man who lives across the valley has asked to sit for a por-

trait and is willing to pay an absurd amount of money for the painting. Curious and needing the money, the painter agrees, and as the men get to know each other better, the strange, whitehaired client gets caught up in the mystery of the bell, and finances an excavation to discover the source of the sounds. He’s simply curious, he explains. It is at this point that Murakami seems to be channeling Edgar Allen Poe. The men uncover a mysterious pit with stone walls, and just when we think one will be bricking in the other one for eternity, the story takes off in another direction that is less horrific but equally cunning. The protagonist finds that his creativity is flowing again, perhaps a little too much, since the portraits that emerge on his canvas seem to have unusual power, though perhaps not the power of the cabin’s previous painter, given that its titular character, the doomed commendatore, is now 2 feet tall and following the narrator around. When the commendatore first appears, seemingly alive, he assures the narrator that although he can bleed, he is not a being, but an idea, at which point the typical reader will decide that this book is way over his head and abandon it for lighter fare, like an unabridged dictionary. In truth, it won’t get easier as the pages mount up; there is an underworld in here populated by doubled metaphors, and a complicated development that involves a winsome adolescent who may or may not be the biological daughter of the strange, white-haired neighbor. In short, Killing Commendatore is wickedly clever but at times a difficult read, not only because the heft of the physical book makes you feel like you’re reading a fivepound bag of flour. It makes you work to keep up. Opera fans will get the sly connections between Murakami’s commendatore (the word is Italian in origin, and means a middling officer) and the one in Mozart’s opera “Don Giovanni.” More blatant are the echoes of F. Scott Fitzgerald, which prompted one British reviewer to caustically write that Killing Commendatore is The Great Gatsby translated into Japanese. Actually it took two translators – Philip Gabriel and Ted Goossen – to translate Killing Commendatore from Japanese to English. It’s hard to tell what we lose in reading the English, but Murakami’s clipped, almost monotone style has changed little from his previous novels and short stories and his 2008 memoir What I Talk About When I Talk About Running. His imagination, however, remains first-rate. A- — Jennifer Graham

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Kids two years old and younger, as well as siblings of all ages are invited to babytoddler story time on Tuesdays from 10:30 to 11 a.m. Call ahead of time to reserve a spot. Children between first and fourth grade are welcome to attend after school story time on Tuesdays from 3 to 3:45 p.m. The Adult Book Discussion Group meets the second to last Tuesday of every month from 7 to 8 p.m. to discuss the assigned book of the month. December’s book of the month will be Little Women by Louisa May

Senior Chair Yoga will be held on Mondays from 9:30 to 11 a.m. Refreshments, conversation and trivia will be held Monday, Dec. 10 for Senior Trivia and Social Hour from 1 to 2 p.m. The program is free and open to the public. The Rye Public Library Military Book Group meets on the first Thursday of every month at 6:30 p.m. The program is open to any and all who are interested in all things military. Drawing Together is a sketchbook group facilitated by local Rye artists. This adult drawing group meets weekly on Tuesday mornings from 9:30 to 10:30 a.m. Learn and play American Style Mah Jongg every Tuesday and Thursday at 12:30 p.m. in the Community Meeting Room. New knitters are welcome every Thursday morning from 10 a.m. to noon by the fireplace. Knitting with Mary is open to all from 5th grade through adults. The Adult Coloring Group will continue to meet from 11 a.m. to noon on Thursdays. Meditation will be practiced on the second and fourth Fridays of every month from 1 to 2 p.m. The Adult Book Discussion group meets the third Tuesday of every month from either 2 to 3 p.m or 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Newcomers are welcome.

Seabrook Public Library

Susan Schatvet will lead quilters and quilting clubs on Tuesdays and Fridays of each week, respectively, from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Eat pizza and play games during Middle School Mondays on Monday, Nov. 26, from 6 to 7 p.m. Children up to 2 are invited to storytime each Tuesday morning from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. Baby Lapsit is free and open to the public. Read, Play, Create is designed for children between the ages of 2 and 4 with stories, songs, rhymes and crafts each Wednesday morning from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. The program is free and open to the public. Read to Evie the Dog every Tuesday from 3:30 to 5 p.m. Contact the library to schedule your 15-minute reading session with this Tail Waggin Tutor. LEGO Club meets every Thursday from 4 to 5 p.m. and is designed for students ages 5 and up. The club is free and open to the public. Seabrook Library’s Book Discussion Group will meet Monday, Dec. 3, from 6 to 8 p.m. — Andrew Clay

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talk about the songs and sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn’t.” Ultimately, he said, “It really depends on the crowd … you can tell what they’re vibing to, and that’s how we pick the songs.” The oldest member of the band, Morey is also Skyfoot’s primary Deadhead — he saw them five times before Jerry Garcia’s passing — and an inveterate Phish fan. “I like things that are weird and unexpected, anything that’s experimental,” he said. “That’s what’s great about the Dead. They have the best songs with possibly the best lyrics ever written, but then things get weird ... drums, space, who knows? Phish built upon that — ‘Let’s see how weird we can get.’” The band has had a busy year. “We went on tour out West, played at Music Fest in Pennsylvania, and we made our way to Ohio and Kansas, which is surprisingly a very cool place to play,” Morey said. “We ended up in Colorado … two weeks just touring around that state, and made lots of friends. People are very welcoming and have us come over to their houses [and made] us food and stuff. Almost every night when we’re out West, people put us up and take care of us.” Along with venues like Newmarket’s Stone Church and Portsmouth’s Press Room, Skyfoot are regulars at The Grog. “It’s a good crowd, and lots of friends in and around the area come around,” Morey said. “We have friends from New Hampshire that will make the trek. It’s a cool room; I like it there.” — Michael Witthaus

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• Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Travel is in your future. Specifically, your life is about to head south. • Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s time to start paying your bills, and while you’re at it you can pay mine, too. • Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Partners might be upset about something happening at home. Good thing you never go there anymore! • Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Practice the virtue of patience and you’ll be rewarded. And get started right now, will ya?!

• Aries (March 21-April 19): When one door closes, another opens. Alas, in your case the door will be to a jail cell.

• Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I predict you will stop reading in the middle of this sentence. Darn, I was wrong!

• Taurus (April 20-May 20): Mercury will enter your life today when you drop a thermometer on the kitchen floor.

• Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Some fun new words are in your future. Here’s one of them: unemployment.

• Gemini (May 21-June 20): I see grand things coming your way. Specifically, Big Mike is coming to collect that thousand bucks.

• Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may have a big circle of friends, but you’re still a complete square.

• Cancer (June 21-July 22): The path you’ve chosen to financial success shows great promise. And a great promise is about all your investments will return.

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Another birthday staring you down? Perhaps you can follow the lead of a man in the Netherlands who has launched a legal battle in the town of Arnhem to change his age from 69 to 49. “(Y)ou can change your name and change your gender,” Emile Ratelband noted. “Why can’t I decide my own age?” The Dutch positivity trainer told BBC News that he feels discriminated against both in the career realm and on Tinder. “When I am on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer,” Ratelband said. “When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.” He also describes himself as a “young god.” The arbiters of his case aren’t so sure, though: One judge wanted to know what would become of the 20 years that would be erased by such a change. “Who were your parents looking after then? Who was that little boy?” he wondered.

The entrepreneurial spirit

Roxy Sykes, 33, of London, had a brainstorm that started when someone complimented her on her beautiful feet. “I was convinced to set up a social media account to show them off,” she told Metro News on Nov. 1. But that was just the ground floor for the pedo-preneur. “It wasn’t until I started getting thousands of followers and messages about selling used items that I realized I could profit from it,” she said. In her busiest month, she grossed more than 8,000 pounds peddling socks, shoes and videos to foot lovers. “Pairs of shoes that I would wear for two months would sell for 200 pounds, and a pair of socks that I wore for a day would sell for 20 pounds. Then a single video of me just wiggling my toes would make 100 pounds, so I was really raking in a lot of money,” she continued. Overall, she says she’s pulling down about 100,000 pounds a year. Sykes has also mentored fellow fetish models: “It’s great to be able to help others and teach people my apparent ‘talent,’” she said.

New World order

Coming soon from the state-run news agency Xinhua in China: the first artificial intelligence anchorman. “Artificial Intelligence Anchor” debuted at the World Internet Conference in Wuzhen, China, on Nov. 7. The virtual host, based on images of human news broadcasters, can have real-time news typed into its system even while it’s on air. A synthesized voice reads the script. Xinhua told Time that its new anchor can work “24 hours a day ... reducing news production costs and improving efficiency.” But does it have a personal catchphrase, such as “Good night, and good news”?

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Duuuude! Scientists at the Stevens Institute of Technology in New Jersey have created a mushroom that can produce electricity using light, Discover magazine reports. Using common button mushrooms, cyanobacteria (very adept at photosynthesis) and graphene nanoribbons (to make electrodes to transport the electricity), researchers were able to produce harvestable electricity by shining a light on their “bionic mushroom.” While the amount of electricity created was small, the team noted the experiment demonstrated an “environment-friendly and green source of photosynthetic bioelectricity.”

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On Nov. 12, a group of cyclists in Hustopece, Moravia, Czech Republic, enjoyed a sunny afternoon of riding to a local landmark known as Lookout Tower, reported United Press International. Taking in the view from the top of the tower, they saw a drone flying around and took video of it, capturing the moment when the drone picked up one of their bicycles from the ground and flew away with it. One of the cyclists threw his helmet at the drone as it flew off, and the others ran down the tower’s steps to chase the drone on foot. Happily, the drone dropped the bike a few

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A Jackson County sheriff’s deputy in Kansas City, Missouri, serving an eviction notice on Nov. 7, was startled to discover Katfish, a 7-foot-long, 200-pound alligator that tenant Sean Casey kept as a pet (along with three pythons, a rabbit and several cats). Casey told KSHB-TV that he’s had Katfish for four years. “He’s a big cuddly gator,” Casey said. “He wags his tail when I come home.” The gator could lounge in the home’s bathtub, and “get up and get out and cruise through the house,” said Dana Savorelli with Monkey Island Rescue, who officers called to help wrangle the alligator. “He had a ramp.” Unfortunately, alligators are prohibited in Kansas City, so Katfish was relocated to Monkey Island in nearby Greenwood, Missouri. And although Casey said Katfish was “not a vicious animal like some people make them out to be,” he was ticketed for possessing an exotic animal within city limits.

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Scout cookies” last March, Fox News reported. North College Hill police said Hines took delivery of the cookies, valued at more than $1,600 and intended for a local Girl Scout troop, and never returned or paid for them. When Hines showed up at the town’s Mayors Court on an unrelated matter, police arrested her, then posted on Facebook, “That’s the way the cookie crumbles.” • On Nov. 11, St. Johns County (Florida) Sheriff’s deputies responded to reports of a car crashed into a home in St. Augustine Shores, according to Action News Jax. Officers discovered the car’s driver, Darrin Dewayne Touchton, 58, had previously had a relationship with the homeowner, and at the time of the incident, another person was with her at the home. Touchton “did not approve,” the deputies stated, and when he saw the other man in the front yard, he floored his Nissan Maxima in an attempt to kill the interloper. But the target jumped out of the way, and Touchton hit the house. Police also determined Touchton had previously threatened to kill the man with his car. He was charged with attempted homicide, three counts of aggravated assault and driving on a suspended license.

• In North College Hill, Ohio, on Nov. 6, Noel Hines’ criminal love for Thin Mints finally caught up with her when she was arrested for stealing “a large order of Girl On the lam Perhaps in an effort to escape its likely fate, a turkey in Shoshone, Idaho, was rounded up by police on Nov. 7 after “terrorizing the neighborhood” around North Fir Street. United Press International reported the bird was detained at a local petting zoo pending the owner’s coming forward to claim it. Shoshone police posted on Facebook that the claimer would have to do “an embarrassing dance” to get the bird back.

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Administrators at Spalding Grammar School in Spalding, Lincolnshire, England, introduced a new policy this year, banning sixth-formers (high-schoolers) from carrying book bags between classes. The school felt the heavy bags were causing injury to students and encouraged them to carry their books in their arms instead. But Jacob Ford, 17, disagreed, reported Metro News, and made his point by carrying his books in a wicker basket and an open microwave oven, for which he received a two-day suspension. Head teacher Steven Wilkinson huffed, “We have a student who has behaved in an increasingly inappropriate way, actions the likes of which I have never witnessed, and who has been sanctioned entirely in line with the school’s policies.” But Ford’s mother, Tracy, backed up her son’s protest: “I’m very proud of him for standing up for something he believes in. Microwave or no microwave.”

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