Sean Hash

No thanks. I'm a government man. I was born to 34 mothers in a sub-saharan society of Albinos. We called ourselves the Terakaft, because we thought it was something sweet and African. One of these mothers is supposed to be mine, but because of the glorious birthing/mating tent, only the hermaphroditic "other mother," Jesse, was revealed to me. They was great. As my society does not condone the male gender I was sent to be educated in Zurich. But Zurich is for RETARDS so I had the Terakaftian mothers transfer me to WWU in Washington state where the same dialects of the sands of the Terakaft exist and my grades were allowed to improve. I am currently working on my doctorate in kinesiology. I have yet to find out exactly what kinesiology is but I'm sure I will by the time I start my internship. I hope to return to the mothers of the Terakaft and rule as the greatest male kinesiologist our tribe has ever known.