Funny Bone! A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. “Can you tell me how much you charge?” asked the client. “Of course,” the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!” “Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus! A man had $30 000 and was about to die, so he hired a doctor, a preacher, and a lawyer. The man told the three to each throw $10 000 of his money into his grave. When the man died, they did as he had asked. Months later, the doctor confessed: “I only threw in $7000 and used $3000 for
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medical research. Then the preacher confessed: “I only threw in $8000 and used $2000 for church repairs. Then the lawyer said: “I’m ashamed of you two. I wrote a cheque for the full $10 000 and threw it in.” George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. “But you know Doc, I’m blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I’m done!” A little later in the day, Dr Smith called George’s wife and said: “Your husband’s test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when he uses the bathroom at night.” Thelma exclaimed: “That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again!” Source: www.jokes4us.com and www.rd.com
