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Funny Bone
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. “Can you tell me how much you charge?” asked the client.
“Of course,” the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
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“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is,” said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”
A man had $30 000 and was about to die, so he hired a doctor, a preacher, and a lawyer. The man told the three to each throw $10 000 of his money into his grave. When the man died, they did as he had asked.
Months later, the doctor confessed: “I only threw in $7000 and used $3000 for medical research. Then the preacher confessed: “I only threw in $8000 and used $2000 for church repairs. Then the lawyer said: “I’m ashamed of you two. I wrote a cheque for the full $10 000 and threw it in.”
George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. “But you know Doc, I’m blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I’m done!” What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus!
A little later in the day, Dr Smith called George’s wife and said: “Your husband’s test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when he uses the bathroom at night.” Thelma exclaimed: “That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Source: www.jokes4us.com and www.rd.com
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Haven
Retirement Home
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PMB/Midlands
Home-based Healthcare and Nursing
Services include home-based healthcare, nursing services, caregiving, frail care and maternity/night nursing for new mums.
The caregivers provide a wide range of non-medical services such as: • Assisting in general mobility to ensure safety • Assisting with timing and administration of medication • Bathing, grooming and personal hygiene • Toileting and diaper care • Treatment and prevention of bed sores • Dressing of wounds • Assisting with feeding and fluid intake • Companionship • Post-operative care • Post-hospital care • Care/counselling for patients with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and dementia • Physiotherapy
The professional nurses provide a wide range of basic care for those with a change in medical condition or a recent discharge from hospital or other conditions.
Call 031 - 208 8478 or 074 556 0225 or email caregivers.tta@gmail.com or visit www.careforus.co.za.
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