WHOLESALE CATALOG STYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009
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An origin story...of sorts... Lady Pilot Letterpress was born under a full moon as a fog rose and a wolf howled in the mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, in the autumn of 2009. Raised as a chronic adventurer, Lady Pilot did turns as a cat burgler, international espionage expert, and itinerant deepsea diver, until settling into the serious business of printing equisite sarcastic greeting cards.
While her mother believes this deep and abiding love stems from a lead paint eating predilection she suffered as a child, Lady Pilot’s passion is rooted in her desire to make tactile, hand-made ephemera using beautiful machinery. Lady Pilot has big plans for her future. Along with riding the rails, building a teleportation machine, baking an epic raspberry pie, and swimming the English Channel, Lady Pilot will continue to make amazing cards. Currently sold in over 150 stores nationally and internationally, Lady Pilot Letterpress continues to strive toward her goal of world stationery domination. Catalog key:
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Humorous Greetings
Text During Dinner LP-148, A2
Press One LP-1019
Jet Pack LP-1032, A2
Do Go On LP-1003, A2
India LP-1037, 4bar
Wicked Drunk LP-1018
Humorous Greetings
Tailgating LP-135, A2
Pencils LP-1045, A2
Tonight’s Menu LP-1025, 4bar Sister LP-1024, 4bar
Yay! LP-111, A2
Howdy Cracker LP-1001, A2
Humorous Greetings
Morning Fart LP-1042, A2
Philosophy Degree LP-117, A2
Die Spider LP-1034, 4bar
Fartiness LP-1027, 4bar
Dear Lord LP-142, 4bar
Pull My Finger LP-159, A2
Humorous Greetings
Bus Driver LP-114, A2
Dear Diary LP-1017, A2
You Shut Up LP-1022, 4bar
Damn List LP-1023, 4bar
Screw You LP-150, 4bar
Hi Dummy LP-1031, 4bar
Not Into You LP-1036, 4bar
Humorous Greetings
Weird Shit LP-101, A2
Prick LP-102, A2
Heart from Chicago LP-104, 4bar
Tiny Violinist LP-1008, 4bar
Big Fat Jerk LP-158, 4bar
Heart from DC LP-1035
Unusual Friends LP-154, A2
Romantic Greetings
NPR LP-1010, 4bar
Oogly Boogly LP-1039, A2
Love vx Internet LP-1005, 4bar
Over the Moon LP-1040, A2
Sexy Books LP-137, A2
Rabid Love LP-1041, 4bar
Romantic Greetings
Cat’s Pajamas LP-151, A9
Dream Cat LP-152, 4bar Bee’s Knees LP-103, A2
Bike Love LP-113, A2
Haz Loves? LP-123, 4bar
Love Her Bike Lp-128, A2
Romantic Greetings
Octopi LP-1012, 4bar Touch My Junk LP-1013, 4bar
Heart On LP-1014, 4bar
Tesla LP-1011, A2
You’re Alright Lp-1016, 4bar
Monkey Around LP-1015, 4bar
Romantic Greetings
Spoon LP-115
Sweetheart LP-122, 4bar
Whisk LP-116, 4bar
Braille Love LP-153, 4bar
Organic Love LP-1004, 4bar You Are Here LP-1009
Romantic Greetings
No Pants LP-121, A2
Why Don’t We? LP-144, 4bar
Thanks for the Sex LP-155, 4bar
Brains LP-149, 4bar
Sex Later LP-1030, 4bar
Platonic LP-1038, 4bar
Divorce/Snarky Romance
Oh Honey LP-125, A2
Not You LP-1006, 4bar
Happy Divorce LP-1002, A2
Do You Like Me? LP-106, 4bar
Fuck Valentine LP-1043, 4bar
Stud Divorce LP-1046, A2
Birthday Greetings
Heepy Bday LP-3009, A2
Cranky Cat Bday LP-3001, A2
Gospel Bday LP-3004, A2 Silver Envelope
Wild Bday LP-3011, 4bar
Face Hole Bday LP-3012, 4bar
Skeleton Bday LP-3007, 4bar Silver Envelope
Birthday Greetings
Flying Fish Bday LP-133, A2 Elephant Bday LP-301, A6
Megaphone Bday LP-3003, A2
Antelope Bday LP-302
Wascally Varmint Bday LP-131, A2
Call Your Mom Bday LP-307 Beast Bday LP-112, A2
Birthday Greetings
Typewriter Bday LP-3010, 4bar
Belated Bday Cake LP-304, A6
Bon Anniversaire LP-3002, 4bar
Dog Bday LP-306, A2
Bearly Bday LP-3008, 4bar
Killer Bday LP-3005, 4bar
Bunny Bday LP-3006
Relationship Greetings
Wacky Congrats LP-1048, 4bar Smooch Congrats LP-1049, A2
Hooray Baby LP-1026, 4bar
Embarrassing Anniversary LP-1020
Breadwinner LP-129, A2
Stork LP-145, 4bar
Smarmy Anniversary LP-140, A2
Graduation/Congrats/Get Well
Holy Shit Graduate LP-147, A2
Bye Bye Books LP-1028, A2
Fanfuckin LP-1033, 4bar Gimme Five LP-1047, 4bar
Gross Get Well LP-1007, A2
Ouch LP-138
Condolences/Well Wishes
Pet Condolence LP-305, A2
Sympathy Flower LP-303, 4bar
Give Up Ship LP-132, 4bar
Umbrella LP-1029, 4bar
Got This LP-1044, 4bar
Thank Yous
Franks a Lot LP-402, 4bar Thanks Bestie LP-4005, A2
Tis for Thanks LP-4006, 4bar
Shanks a Lot LP-4001, 4bar
Chip Type Thanks LP-403, 4bar
Thanks so Freakin Much! LP-130, 4bar
Invitations
Baby Shower Invite LP-4003, A7
Dance Party Invite LP-4004, A7
Starry Invite LP-4002, #10
Holiday Greetings
Cranky Cat Holiday LP-2007, A2 Red Envelope
Zombie Santa LP-2002, A2 Red Envelope
Meowy Christmas LP-2006, 4bar Red Envelope Wise Men LP-2008, 4bar
Boozy Holidays LP-2009, A2 Red Envelope
Monster Holidays LP-2010, 4bar Red Envelope
Holiday Greetings
Reindeer Poo LP-2012, 4bar Red Envelope
Happy Depression Month LP-2003
Holiday Toots LP-2001, A2
Lonely Holiday LP-2011, A2
Holiday Surprise LP-2005, A2 Red Envelope
Naughty Holiday LP-2004, A2
Holiday Greetings
Yahoos LP-201, 4bar Red Envelope
Killer Holiday LP-205, 4bar Red Envelope
Perfect Family LP-209, 4bar
Dear Timmy LP-206, A2 Red Envelope
Santa Fart LP-207, 4bar
Guilty Holiday LP-213, A2
Oy Vey Santa LP-202, 4bar Red Envelope
Santa’s Phone LP-208, 4bar
Up Yours Santa LP-210, 4bar Red Envelope
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