Accoutrements 2015 Catalog by Anne McGilvray & Co

2015 WHOLESALE CATALOG

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D E S K .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 2 COSTUME............... 10 FUN....................... 16 H YG I E N E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 9 HOME..................... 35 K I T C H E N .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 1 C A N DY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 8 C AT S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 3 B AC O N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 4 ZOMBIES................ 57 WRITERS................ 58 BIGFOOT................ 60 WELCOME For 35 years we've challenged the status quo with our original and amazing products. No matter what "The Man" has thrown at us, we continue to commit the thought crime of trying to make people happy. While those in charge attempt to make our world smaller and darker, we dare to make it brighter and more hilarious. This year, we reaffirm our sacred commitment to supply intelligent fun to the masses trapped in shackles of boredom, homogeneity and fuddy-duddiness. We, an underground collective of funny introverted grumps, raise high the banner of quality, inexpensive products that make life worth living! Dare to let yourself be happy. Dare to let your spirits soar and your heart beat with hope as you feast upon our creations presented on the pages of the catalog you hold in your hands.

LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOK Finding new and exciting ways to express your affection is the key to long relationships. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on a pillow for the one you love. Each features retro art and the kind of horrible puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, “You fill the vacuum in my heart.” Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box. 12531. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SUPER AWESOME POSTCARDS BOOK This book contains 30 of the most Awesome Postcards ever produced. In fact, we dare to call them SUPER AWESOME! Picturing everything from boxing kangaroos to daredevils to spontaneous combustion, they are guaranteed to get attention (or confusion if your friends are lame) when you send them. Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box. 12455. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SUPER AWESOME BIRTHDAY MINI DECORATIONS Someone Super Awesome is having a birthday, but space is at a premium. What do you do? These eight thick paper decorations are the perfect decorations whether you’re celebrating a birthday in an office cubicle, a tiny apartment or a space capsule. Not only that, but these feature such Super Awesome things as Lincoln popping out of a cake and a horse-man riding an ostrich. Some are jointed. Comes in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12529. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONS Who has room to store decorations for every holiday? These eleven Halloween decorations tuck neatly away in the 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Perfect for decorating your cubicle or a breakfast nook, these thick paper decorations glow in the dark to terrify tiny trick-or-treaters or scare small spooky spirits. Some decorations are jointed including a spiffy skeleton. Boo! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12532. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12532

DRESS-UP BIGFOOT You probably haven’t thought about it before, but Bigfoot walks around naked. Yeah, his fur makes it look like he’s all covered up, but he’s a forest-living, hippy nudist. Our laminated cardboard Dress-Up Bigfoot comes with 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories that you can use to dress Bigfoot. At 16" (40.6 cm) tall, he’ll make a handsome desk accessory or holiday decoration. You can dress Bigfoot to your whim, but we’re partial to him in his tightywhities. Dress and redress Bigfoot year-round, all the clings are reusable. Illustrated cardboard envelope. 12485. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS

BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS

GRUMP NOTEBOOKS

We know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you’re alone, you can write in this set of three notebooks labelled Don’t Look at Me, Private Thoughts and People to Avoid. Each 48-page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) ruled paper notebook has tips for introverts on the inside front cover and a pocket in the back. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN. 12535. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

This is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. You can write anything you want inside, but to the world, you’ll look like a scientist trying to find Sasquatch. Each journal is 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. These are used by the actual Bigfoot to write his slam poetry! Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN. 12517. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we’d make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world. This is a set of three 48 page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks labelled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and Fresh Rants. Each has ruled paper and a pocket in the back to hold extra complaints. These are perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what you’re mad about and making lists of things you’re dreading. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN. 12522. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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SUPER AWESOME COLORING BOOK

EXISTENTIAL COLORING BOOK

This is just like the coloring books you remember from when you were a kid... except super awesome! This twenty-four page, 8" x 10 ¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book has both coloring and activity pages. Featured pictures include Bigfoot, hypnotism, Abraham Lincoln and many more. ISBN. 12512. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it’s probably not a good idea to give it to one. This twenty-four page, 8" x 10¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. Features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities. ISBN. 12516. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MEAT PARADE WRAPPING PAPER BOOK Once a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper year-round. This 13⅝" x 9⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of the meatiest folded gift wrap in the world. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Includes pimento loaf, bacon (cooked and uncooked) and an actual meat parade. Bagged. ISBN. 12410. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER BOOK Finally, a wrapping paper that lets you do something thoughtful while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper looks normal, but get up close and it’ll make your skin crawl. This 13⅝" x 9⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains clowns, ventriloquist dummies, earwigs and other images appropriate for any holiday! Bagged. ISBN. 12413. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SUPER AWESOME CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER BOOK Why settle for a boring old merry Christmas when you could have a super awesome Christmas? This 13⅝" x 9 ⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper decorated with super awesome images like Santaur, Santa Pickle and Bigfoot. All that weak, wimpy normal wrapping paper will get pushed all the way under the tree, and we all know the packages wrapped with Super Awesome Wrapping Paper are going to be opened first. Yule love it! Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Bagged. ISBN. 12491. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT Everybody is out searching for Bigfoot these days and we’re here to help. Our Bigfoot Research Kit contains items that easily double (maybe triple!) your chances of finding Bigfoot. Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrink wrapped boxes in each illustrated display box. 12519. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA NAPKIN SKETCHBOOK The best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins? This Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook will increase the chances of your big idea turning profits and, as an added bonus, your business plan will be absorbent. Each 5⁄" x 4¾" sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down products or invent the next big social media network (or both). Clear acetate box. ISBN. 12506. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

SUPER AWESOME TRADING CARDS

These trading cards aren’t just awesome, they’re SUPER AWESOME! Each 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) pack contains ten different cards featuring various things that are SUPER AWESOME! From Abe Lincoln to Zombies, collect all fifty cards in the set! Twenty-four packs in each illustrated display box. 12096. $1.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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BACON GIFT WRAP

MUSTACHE GIFT WRAP

Two 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker. 12169. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Two 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker. 12173. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOS

JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS

Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos reveal your inner darkness to the world. Thirty-three temporary tattoos come in an illustrated 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. They are inspired by such stories and poems as “The Tell-Tale Heart,” “The Cask of Amontillado” and “The Raven.” These are the perfect thing to entertain yourself if you’re ever BURIED ALIVE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12479. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Scandalous! Wicked! In Jane Austen’s time only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured decorate themselves with ink (at least temporarily). Jane Austen Tattoos come in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin that contains twenty-two temporary tattoos on four sheets. They’ll help you show your undying love for Mr. Darcy and his 10,000 pounds a year. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12441. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SURPRISE TATTOOS One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcycle, no one will ask you about it. However, the Surprise Tattoos tin contains twenty-six temporary tattoos that are guaranteed to make people sit up and take notice. From monsters to historical figures to a blender, these are the kind of tattoos that look like there’s a story behind them. Comes in a 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12323. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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TATTOUPÉES An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head we just want to put something up there. This set of thirty-five tattoos on four sheets are temporary tattoos designed to be put on bald heads. The perfect gift for your favorite follicly-challenged gentleman. So cool, you’ll wish you were bald. Comes in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12378. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Makes anything fun!

EMERGENCY GLOW IN THE DARK GOOGLY EYES

EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYES

Tin filled with eighteen pairs (36 pieces) of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from ½" (1.3 cm) to ⅞" (3 cm) in diameter with adhesive backs. Now you can Eyebomb 24 hours a day! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12382. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from ½" (1.3 cm) to ⅞" (3 cm) in diameter. Peel off the sticky back and put them on any inanimate object. Twelve tins in each illustrated display box. 12266. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12266

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Set of 2!

BIG GOOGLY EYES

GIANT GOOGLY EYES

Set of two. 3" (7.6 cm) in diameter. Plastic. Adhesive back. Illustrated window box. 12383. $2.50/set of 2 (12 set minimum) 7

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Set of two. 7" (17.8 cm) diameter. Plastic. Adhesive back. Illustrated window box. 12305. $3.50/set of 2 (6 set minimum)

GOOGLY EYE PUSH PINS

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BACON TAPE

⅜" (11 mm) diameter. Twenty-five moving Googly Eye Push Pins. Illustrated box. 12373. $2.50/pc (12 set minimum)

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Plastic dispenser comes with 100 feet (30.5 m) of ¾" (1.9 cm) wide tape that looks like an endless strip of bacon. Illustrated box. 12481. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 9

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BACON STORAGE BOX Thick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet full of bacony goodness. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped. 12453. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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MYSTERY STORAGE BOX Thick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet with extra questions marks. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped. 12461. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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ILLUMINATI STORAGE BOX Thick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet covered with mysterious symbols. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped. 12464. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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GIFT ALARM

GIANT WOODEN PENCIL

This 2¾" (7 cm) tall Gift Alarm has a motion detector with a 4 foot (1.2 m) range. If some lookie-loo tries to approach their stack of gifts, the alarm goes into DEFCON 1 with a loud siren and flashing red lights. Batteries included. Illustrated box. 12409. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

The greatest feature of this 13½" (34.3 cm) long Giant Pencil is that it’s a real pencil. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it’s perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles. Illustrated acetate box. 11126. $2.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASK We’ve discovered yet another universal truth — a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it; wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you! Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12027. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum) 39048 12027

LADY HORSE MASK There’s no rule that says you can’t be creepy and pretty at the same time. This female version of our Creepy Horse Mask has a bit of makeup and long, luscious lashes that are red carpet ready. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12471. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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ZOMBIE HORSE MASK

MAGICAL UNICORN MASK

If human zombies start roaming the earth, surely the creepy horse people will as well. This latex Zombie Horse Mask looks like it just dragged itself out of the glue factory in search of brains. In fact, it could be a prop from a new show called “The Galloping Dead." Glows in the dark. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12465. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

Are you a secret unicorn? We’ve found that many people, especially our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts – honest, forthright and, to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12283. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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BALD EAGLE MASK

EAGLE TALONS

This full-head adult mask is perfect for avian appreciators who want to resemble that most noble bird of prey, the Eagle. This mask is so true to life, you’ll feel like you should be hunting in the wilderness and posing on money. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12504. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

While these are obviously amazing when paired with our Bald Eagle Mask, they’re also great by themselves. Whether you’re riding the bus or perching on the back of a chair, you’ll feel like building a nest and then ripping into some carrion. Set of two. Latex. 13½" (34.3 cm) long. Fit most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12511. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum)

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COCKY CHICKEN MASK

PIGEON MASK

CROW MASK

CARDINAL MASK

This is one confident chicken. In fact it’s so sure of itself, that it’s a bit cocky. This realistic latex Chicken Mask is gorgeous from the tip of its beak to the comb on top of its head. You’ll be the cock of the walk! Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12478. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

Wear this Pigeon Mask to sit on statues or beg for bread by a park bench. This latex mask is so amazingly realistic, your cat will think that one of its bird victims has risen from the grave to exact revenge. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12367. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

This Crow Mask is great when you don’t want to be judged as you pick through some roadkill. It’s a realistic, latex mask that cries out for you to scare old people who are feeding bread to birds in the park. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12445. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

The male cardinal is one of the most colorful birds in North America and is the state bird of Ohio. This full-sized, adult Cardinal Mask lets you strut your stuff with bright plumage that is sure to make you the cock of the walk. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12286. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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PUG MASK

SQUIRREL MASK

HAPPY PIG MASK

This full-sized adult Pug Mask lets you dress up like Queen Victoria’s favorite dog—the pug. It is so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you’ll feel the urge to snort, beg for food and dress up as a portly, sad bumblebee. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12419. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do to squirrels! They’ll never come back to your yard again. Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12293. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

Of course our Happy Pig Mask is happy. Pigs are made of bacon, how could they not be smiling constantly? This latex mask depicts a realistic pig with a wry smile and a cocked ear. It’s sure to be a hit at your next barbecue or freaking out the waitress when she brings your bacon at brunch. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12474. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS Set of two. Latex. 14½" (37 cm) long. Fits most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12412. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum) 7

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MAN HANDS Most of the time, people don’t use the term “man hands” as a compliment, but massive manly mitts do have their uses. Just put on this set of two 14" (35.6 cm) long latex hands and the whole world will take notice. These are great for hailing a cab, high fives, directing traffic or getting noticed when volunteering for something. Fits most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12463. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum) 7

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HORSE HOOVES Set of two. Latex. 14" (35.6 cm) long. Fits most adult hands. Goes great with the Creepy Horse Mask. Illustrated hang tag. 12457. $17.50/set of 2 hooves (3 set minimum) 7

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INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN Vinyl with elastic strap. 11" (28 cm) long. Comes in a decorative tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12267. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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INFLATABLE EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATS

INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATS

Black. Vinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box. 12395. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Vinyl. 5⁄" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it comfortably on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box. 12364. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE BEARD

INFLATABLE TOUPÉE

Vinyl with elastic loops to hang over your ears. Illustrated box. 12224. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Vinyl. 9⁄" x 5⁄" (24.1 cm x 14 cm). Elastic loops go around your chin. Illustrated box. 12362. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE BEARD OF BEES

INFLATABLE TENTACLE ARM Vinyl. 3 feet (91 cm) x 7" (17.8 cm) diameter. Illustrated box. 12256. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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Vinyl. 10" (25.4 cm) long. Includes elastic hoops that go around your ears. Illustrated box. 12359. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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INFLATABLE CTHULHU BEARD

INFLATABLE CTHULHU ARM

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Vinyl. 9⁄" (24.1 cm) long. Elastic loops that go around your ears. Illustrated box. 12369. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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AMAZING HYPNO GLASSES

BLINKY DOLL-EYES GLASSES

Lenticular action in high quality plastic frames. As you move your head, the spirals in the glasses appear to twirl. Illustrated window box. 12469. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Lenticular action in high quality plastic frames. As you nod your head, the eyes appear to be blinking. Illustrated blistercard. 12472. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GOOGLY EYES GLASSES Plastic. Pupils move when your head shakes. You can see out of them, but do not drive while wearing. You can’t see that well. Illustrated blistercard. 12386. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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ANIME EYES GLASSES Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters. Plastic. Illustrated blistercard. 12284. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SEE BEHIND YOU GLASSES Plastic. Mirrors on the inside of the lens that let you see what’s going on behind you. Illustrated box. 12462. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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CLASSIC DISGUISE GLASSES Plastic frames, synthetic hair. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated header. 09510. $1.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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RED FEZ Velour. Fits an averagesized adult head, but also looks good perched precariously on an oversized melon. Illustrated hang tag. 12452. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12452

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MUST O F 1 0 ACHES

MUSTACHE PARTY

Ten 2¾" wide synthetic hair mustaches in a 3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12449. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

STYLISH MUSTACHES

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GNARLY TEETH

Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Seven different styles on each illustrated blistercard. 10484. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Soft vinyl. Nine different styles in each illustrated window box. 10818. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BENDABLE PARTY MUSTACHE Lifelike synthetic mustache with rubber piece that gently clips to your nose and internal wire that allows you to bend it into different shapes. 6¾" (17.1 cm) long. Illustrated blistercard. 11568. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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PENCIL THIN MUSTACHES

BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHE

Lifelike synthetic fuzz with adhesive backing. Five different styles on each illustrated blistercard. 11481. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive back. 4" (10.2 cm) wide. Smells like bacon. Illustrated sleeve. 12442. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HIPSTER MUSTACHE

ARTIST FACIAL HAIR

Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Illustrated blistercard. 12107. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Illustrated blistercard. 12143. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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STYLISH MUSTACHES FOR GIRLS Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Seven different styles on each illustrated blistercard. 11928. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 8

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CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE

BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Illustrated window box. 12470. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

This 7¼" (18.4 cm) tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it. Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage. Illustrated window box. 12458. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGURE William Shakespeare is considered to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made him into an action figure. This hard vinyl 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall figure includes a removable book and quill pen. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book. 12447. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE

EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGURE SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGURE

This 5½" (14 cm) tall hard vinyl figure pays homage to one of history’s greatest observers of human behavior. It includes a book and quill as accessories and is the perfect gift for any Austen fan no matter their sensibility or prejudices. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book. 12443. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

Edgar Allan Poe invented the detective story, horror fiction and modern short stories, so it should come as no surprise that we are honoring him with a very pale action figure. This hard vinyl 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall representation of Poe includes a raven that can perch on his shoulder. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book. 12450. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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Each 5" (12.7 cm) tall hard vinyl figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. Illustrated window box. 12466. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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AVENGING UNICORN

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ZOMBIES PLAYSET

Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Playset has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall hard vinyl unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three 3⁄" (7.9 cm) tall soft vinyl figures included (bank CEO, mime and hipster). 12459. $8.00/set (6 set minimum) 7

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Wreak havoc on your sister’s precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Playset! Each set includes nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! Illustrated blistercard. 11739. $9.50/set of 9 (4 set minimum) 7

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HORRIFIED MOVIE VICTIMS Every monster movie, disaster movie and superhero movie needs nameless victims to get squished by buses, stepped on by giant lizards and just react to what’s going on with appropriate horror. These four hard vinyl figures are about 3" (7.6 cm) tall and posed like they are reacting to the world falling apart around them. Illustrated window box. 12454. $5.50/set of 4 (6 set minimum) 7

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YOU’RE THE STAR You know you’re awesome, why is the rest of the world so slow to come around? This set of five hard vinyl figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve. Set them up anywhere you need an ego boost! Figures range in size from 2" (5.1 cm) to 3" (7.6 cm) tall and are both photographers and autograph-seeking fans. It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. Illustrated window box. 12468. $7.00/set of 5 (6 set minimum) 7

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BENDABLE MR. BACON You love bacon and Mr. Bacon loves you. He wants to accompany you on your many adventures. We wish you both the best. Each 5⁄" (14.3 cm) tall figure is made of soft vinyl with bendable arms and legs. Illustrated card. 12049. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE Plastic. 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall zombie, 2¾" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. Infrared remote technology; walks and groans! Requires three AAA batteries (not included). Clamshell blister with illustrated card. 11756. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARE

DASHBOARD GENIUS BEETHOVEN

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl bust of William Shakespeare on a metal spring sticks to your dashboard and acts as a muse. “Thou hast cut me off, maggot-lipped blaggard!” Illustrated window box. 12524. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl Ludwig van Beethoven bust on a metal spring looks perfect sitting right above the radio in your car. If you time going over bumps just right, you can get him to bob along to even the most inappropriate songs. In fact, he seems to especially like speed metal. Who knew? Illustrated window box. 12538. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHA

CREEPY HORSE MAN

SLICEY THE PIG

Your kitty sure looks likes it has secret wisdom, so it seems only natural to put a cat head on a Buddhist monk body. This hard vinyl Dashboard Cat Buddha is 5" (12.7 cm) tall and is mounted on a metal spring ready to stick to the dashboard of your car. Illustrated window box. 12508. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Our Horse Mask has become a staple of popular culture. However, there are moments where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t wear it while driving. But you can take this 6" (15.2 cm) tall hard vinyl Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler anywhere. Illustrated window box. 12394. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Stick this 6½" (16.5 cm) tall vinyl piggy on the dashboard of your car with the adhesive base, and he will go into a slicing frenzy every time you go over a bump. That crazy Slicey, what will he do next? Illustrated window box. 12294. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD ZOMBIE

DASHBOARD EYEBALL WIGGLER

DASHBOARD MONSTER

There has been some debate about whether slow or fast zombies are scarier, but what about the zombie that stands in place and menaces you with spring-loaded neck and arms? This hard vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a gruesome 5½" (14 cm) figure of brain-hungry terror standing atop an adhesive base, and will waggle its rotting limbs at you no matter where you turn. Illustrated window box. 12243. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

The Dashboard Eyeball wears a fez and represents all the illuminated, ancient knowledge of fraternal organizations. Of course, it also looks cool to have a freaking eyeball on your dashboard, so if you’re not into all that symbolic stuff, you should still buy it. The hard vinyl Dashboard Eyeball is 4⁄" (11.4 cm) tall and is mounted on a metal spring for bouncy action. Adhesive base. Illustrated window box. 12340. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

You probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he’s one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard Monster. That’s right, we’ve liberated him from being on the tip of your finger and put him on the dashboard of your car. This hard vinyl and metal 4¾" (12 cm) tall creature has an adhesive base for easy placement and springs in seven locations. Illustrated window box. 12291. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD JESUS

DASHBOARD MONK

DASHBOARD HULA GIRL

Each 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you don’t have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness. Illustrated window box. 11093. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Park this peaceful, 4¾" (12 cm) tall Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Illustrated window box. 11055. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky tasseled “grass” skirt. Made of hard vinyl with adhesive base. Illustrated window box. 11328. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FINGER HANDS HANDICORN Your hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets (four hooves and a unicorn head) takes your humdrum human hand and terrifically transforms it into a unicorn! The hooves are 2" (5.1 cm), head is 2½" (6.4 cm). Your hand is going to look majestic posed on a rainbow! Illustrated box. 12530. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Hey dude, did you ever wonder what it would look like if your fingers had tiny hands on the end as if they were arms? It’s a freak out! These irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your finger and look like a tiny right hand. Each is 2¾" (7 cm) tall and with a full set on your hand, you can give a high twenty-five. 72 count. Illustrated display box. 12513. 45¢/pc (72 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER MONSTERS

DELUXE FINGER MONSTERS SET

These adult-sized ﬁnger puppets are about 2" (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their ﬂailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Eight different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box. 09181. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum)

As you know, our bulk Deluxe Finger Monsters are one of our best sellers. This set of four 2" (5.1 cm) tall rubber finger monsters have unique colors not available in the bulk version, plus an illustrated window box that makes them a perfect gift item. Your fingers have never been so scary! 12486. $2.50/set of 4 (12 set minimum)

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VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FINGER PUPPETS

GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES

These are probably the creepiest finger puppets ever made! You get a set of four 2½" (6.4 cm) soft vinyl figures that look like old-fashioned ventriloquist dummies. While the jaws on these finger puppets don’t move, they do jiggle a bit like they’re coming to life. In other words, if you put these in a drawer before you go to bed, don’t be surprised if they’re on the counter when you wake up. Illustrated window box. 12439. $3.50/set of 4 (6 set minimum)

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs… Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1¾" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall undead finger puppets are perfect for low budget puppet shows. Five different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box. 11815. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum)

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FINGER TENTACLES Put these tentacles on your fingers and you’ll be the star of the next big cephalopod convention (Cephalo-Con!). Each 7" (17.8 cm) long, suction-cup adorned appendage is soft and rubbery, just like calamari! Thirty-six in each illustrated display box. 12161. $1.00/pc (36 pc minimum) 7

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OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAME You’re trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the trip back. Includes spooky gameboard, fourteen 2" tall, plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11994. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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MR. BACON’S BIG ADVENTURE BOARD GAME As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland, you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands and twenty-four game cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11952. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAME You can never have too many cats. Or can you? In this exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty ⁄" (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11893. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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YODELLING BACON Bacon. Is there anything it can’t do? Well, until now it couldn’t yodel! This plastic 5½" (14 cm) strip of bacon has a button that triggers a cheerful alpine ditty. Requires two AAA batteries, not included. Illustrated window box. 12488. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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EMERGENCY HORSE You’ve got your Horse Mask, but your ability to neigh is pretty pathetic. Let’s not even talk about your whinny. This plastic 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Horse noisemaker includes four sounds—neigh, whinny, snort and gallop. Also good for phone conversations that need a little spicing up. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve. 12400. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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INSTANT AUDIENCE This plastic 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Instant Audience noisemaker comes with four sounds—applause, crickets, rimshot and a booing audience. The perfect thing for an instant ego boost or giving effortless feedback to others. Imagine the face of your spouse when he or she tells a corny joke and you play cricket sounds. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve. 12404. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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EMERGENCY AFFIRMATION BUTTON Each 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. 12191. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12191

EMERGENCY MEOW BUTTON Just press the button and you’ll be treated to the reassuring sound of a cat’s meow. Each 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. 12187. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12187

FAIL BUTTON Whenever someone falls a little short of a win, you can help to cheer them by pressing this Fail Button that plays the sad trombone sound. Each 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. 12406. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SCREAMING PICKLE The follow-up to our world famous Yodelling Pickle, this 5¼" (13.3 cm) plastic pickle looks the same. But this briny buddy doesn’t sing, it yells. We’ve found it to be a great stress reliever around the office. Having a bad day? Just press the button and this pickle sounds off with a dilly of a scream so loud it can be heard in the next barrel. Take that, Mondays! Batteries included. Illustrated window box. 12475. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

YODELLING PICKLE At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 5¼" (13.3 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box. 11761. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 11761

ULTIMATE GEEK PEN Twist the metal tip one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for use with PDAs and games. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible rod for precision aiming. 5¼" (13.3 cm) long. Batteries included. Clamshell blister with illustrated card. 11888. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 11888

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ULTRAVIOLET SPY PEN

• Pen • Laser • Stylus • UV Light • Flashlight

Each 5" (12.7 cm) long plastic spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A blacklight is conveniently located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Batteries included. Illustrated blistercard. 11129. $5.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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EAR BUDDIES EAR BUDS Of products that call themselves ear buds, these may be the only ones that actually deserve the name. They have tiny ears that sit on your regular ears emphasizing how hard you’re listening. These are instantly funny to everyone who sees them. Compatible with your iPod or iPhone, or anything with a 3.5 mm jack. Illustrated window box. 12372. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SPY EYE RIGHT ANGLE VIEWER If there’s one thing spies hate, it’s turning their heads slightly to one side to look at things. That’s why this plastic 1¼" x 1¼" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer is so useful. You just hold it up to your eye and no one knows you’re staring at them. Illustrated blistercard. 12456. $1.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Includes sticker sheets to customize urn and a bonus eulogy!

MODEST URN

MODEST PET URN

Death can be expensive. That’s why we made our Modest Urn for the frugal. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It’s 5" tall (12.7 cm), 4" (10.2 cm) diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches (102.9 cubic cm). In addition, there’s a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap. Includes a fill-in-theblanks eulogy for easy mourning. Shrink wrapped. 12489. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It’s 5" tall (12.7 cm), 4" (10.2 cm) diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches (102.9 cubic cm). In addition, there’s a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap. Includes a fill-in-theblanks eulogy for easy mourning. Shrink wrapped. 12492. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SARCASTIC BALL Plastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box. 10500. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 10500

AFFIRMATION BALL

DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALL

Plastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box. 10519. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Plastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box. 11742. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY SELF-ESTEEM KIT Looking for a gift for a friend who has been down in the dumps? Give them the Emergency Self-Esteem Kit! This kit contains everything you need to rebuild your damaged psyche including a trophy you can give yourself, stickers, a book of affirmations and gold stars. You probably feel better just reading about it. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall tin with a mirror on back, so you can look at yourself while repeating the affirmations. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12507. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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HANDERPANTS™ Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants™! These 95% cotton 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Fits most adult hands. Six boxes in each illustrated display box. 11951. $6.00/pc 6 pc minimum) 7

UNDERPANTS WALLET

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BACON WALLET

You probably feel self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, but not anymore! This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties! Includes a funny underpants expert ID card. Illustrated box with acetate lid with hang tab. 12534. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4¼" x 3¾" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. 11653. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTS SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS

GIRL SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? We’ve got the answer: Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Illustrated card. Bagged. 11884. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

These dainty pink undies are sure to make the girl squirrels chatter with glee! Each pair of tiny panties has a 3" (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Illustrated card. Bagged. 12079. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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These 100% cotton, 100" (254 cm) waist underpants are the least brief briefs ever. Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double ﬂap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to ﬁt around the waist for maximum comfort. They come in the traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert. 10891. $11.50/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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UNICORN MAN HAND PUPPET

CREEPY HORSE MAN HAND PUPPET

Need a dollop of magic in your day? This 13½" (34.3 cm) tall latex puppet of a man wearing our Unicorn Mask is just the thing to prove to everyone around you that the world is full of amazing things. Perfect for cheering up coworkers and breaking the ice with strangers on long elevator rides. Lifelike synthetic hair. Bagged with illustrated hang tag. 12525. $8.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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Add a dollop of creepy to your hoof with the Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet. This 12" (30.5 cm) tall latex puppet with lifelike synthetic hair looks just like a tiny man wearing one of our Creepy Horse Masks. Perfect for putting on creepy puppet shows or just peering at coworkers around cubicle walls. Bagged with illustrated hang tag. 12476. $8.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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It’s time to redo that voodoo that we do so well! This fresh redesign of a traditional voodoo doll has a retro appearance and allegedly magical powers to do harm to your enemies. Package has instructions for applying curses using pins (not included). Made of poly/cotton blend burlap with poly/ cotton blend stuffing, it’s 9" (22.9 cm) tall and is weighted to stand on its own. Illustrated cardboard display. 12514. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed. 16" (41 cm) long. Comes in a 3⁄" x 2 ½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. 12287. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12287

LUCKY WIND-UP PARKING SPACE GODDESS

EMERGENCY INFLATABLE TOAST

Is it just us, or does it seem like it’s getting harder to find a parking space? That’s where the Parking Space Goddess comes in. Just wind her up, say the included incantation and, allegedly, a parking space will appear before you. She’s 2½" (6.4 cm) tall and made of plastic that looks like shiny chrome. Adhesive base. Illustrated box with acetate lid. 12430. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Toast is great, but it’s hard to keep in your pocket. So what do you do when you crave the warm comfort of toast but don’t want to deal with the crumbs? You pull out your Inflatable Toast, blow it up and admire its realistic toasty goodness! Each vinyl slice of toast is 5" x 5⁄" (12.7 cm x 14 cm) and has a standard inflation valve. Comes in a 3⁄" x 2⁄" x ⁄" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) illustrated tin. 12357. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE TURKEY

WIND-UP LEDERHOSEN

Each 16" (40.6 cm) long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a sunny day at the beach. Comes deflated in a 4¼" x 2¾" x 2⁄" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 7.3 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. 11940. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Nothing quite says pure Bavarian goofiness like a nice pair of hopping lederhosen. Wind them up, watch them hop around the desk or the brauhaus tabletop. They stand 3½" (8.9 cm) tall, with suspenders. Lustig, ya? Illustrated window box. 12521. $2.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SWITCHBLADE COMB You’ve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It’s about time you invested in some protection for your ’do. Each of these 9" (22.9 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard. 11763. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SWITCHBLADE MUSTACHE COMB It’s a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Each of these 4" (10.2 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic combs snap open with the push of a button and if used regularly can turn an adolescent mustache into something almost tolerable. Illustrated blistercard. 11891. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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EMERGENCY BOWTIE Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Each 4¼" (10.8 cm) long bowtie is made of a silky fabric and features a metal attachment that allows you to quickly and easily clip it to your collar. Comes in a 4¼" x 2⁄" x 1¼" (10.8 cm x 7.3 cm x 3.2 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. 12098. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 21" (53.3 cm) long and made of soft vinyl that feels like plucked chicken skin. Hand-painted and bagged with illustrated tag. 09511. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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HOME MOVIE CLAPPERBOARD

CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARD

We’ve been meaning to talk to you about your online videos. Sure that video you took of your cat pretending to be Abraham Lincoln is cute, but it lacks a bit of professionalism. We recommend the Home Movie Clapperboard as a way to class the whole thing up. It’s a wooden 7" x 8" (17.8 cm x 20.3 cm) clapperboard just like the professionals use to mark takes. All the other parents will look on in awe as you use it before that dance recital or birthday party. Illustrated box. 09328. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

The internet has made every kitty famous, so why not treat them like stars? This tiny 4" x 3½" (10 cm x 9 cm) wood clapperboard is the perfect thing to mark the takes of your kitty doing adorable things. Not that your cat ever needs to do a second take—everything she does is perfect and adorable. You can even write kitty’s name in chalk (not included). Illustrated box. 12448. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT CAMERA

PRISM

Are you still using a trick camera that looks like it takes film? In this digital age, no one is going to fall for that. You need to upgrade. This 3¼" x 2½" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm) plastic novelty looks like a modern digital camera, making it easier to pull off this classic prank. Two-way squirting device allows you to turn the nozzle around to squirt the person taking the picture! Illustrated blistercard. 11817. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Educational as well as fun, our 4½" (11.4 cm) long plastic prism comes on an illustrated blistercard with interesting facts about color, light and refraction. 10295. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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L’IL DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAY Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a pack of Snapping Gum, a Fake Ketchup Mess and a Fly in the Ice Cube trick. 10½" (26.7 cm) round illustrated blistercard. 11794. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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BACON TOOTHPASTE Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it’s too crisp, it will break apart as you brush. If it’s too limp, you won’t be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it’s time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of potent paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12061. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12061

WASABI TOOTHPASTE You know what wasabi is; it’s that spicy condiment that sits next to sushi and clears out your sinuses when you eat it. Wouldn’t you like a toothpaste with that same flavor? Your wish has been fulfilled. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of perky paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12490. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE Nothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austen’s novels quite like a rose-flavored toothpaste. While you might think that the UK of the early 1800s is romantic, your own personal Mr. Darcy might prefer a bit more oral hygiene. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of pleasant paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12487. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTE This Sigmund Freud Toothpaste tastes like bananas. We’re not sure why we picked banana flavor, it just came to us in an odd dream that involved rockets, cigars and the Washington Monument, but you’re welcome to analyze the decision. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of potent paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12483. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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NIHILIST TOOTHPASTE Nihilists don’t believe in anything, and that includes flavor! Instead of some minty fresh dream toothpaste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of plain, flavorless paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12390. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BACON LIP BALM

CUPCAKE LIP BALM

PICKLE LIP BALM

FRENCH FRY LIP BALM

2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard. 11957. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard. 12050. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard. 12039. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard. 12174. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SET

BACON FLOSS

To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question. This set of three Shakespearen lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and MacBeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer to MacBeth as the “Scottish Balm.”) Each tube of lip balm is 2½" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated window box. 12509. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

Dentists recommend flossing, and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve? Each 2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard. 11847. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BREAKFAST FLOSS

CUPCAKE FLOSS

Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentist’s chair. Each package contains three 1½" (3.8 cm) tall plastic dispensers that contain 12 yards (11 m) of waxed dental floss. Illustrated blistercard. 11935. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Turn a boring nightly routine into a party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss! Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a flossaholic! Each 2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard. 11927. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON BANDAGES

BIGFOOT BANDAGES

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Fifteen bandages per 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11476. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot’s must need bandages all the time. We’ve made this pack of 10 extra large Bigfoot-decorated bandages 3" x 1½" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm) so they’ll cover even oversized blisters and boo-boos. Comes in a lovely 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. Latex-free adhesive. FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12477. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN BANDAGES Whether it’s a scrape or a cut, Abraham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE inside! Each tin contains twenty 3" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and the great emancipator. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12302. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12302

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters (British for bandages) are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12389. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES

EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES

Each of the fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) plasters, that’s UK for bandages, comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin, and has one of two images of Jane Austen or one of seven quotes from her best works. If the image of Jane Austen doesn’t distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12361. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it’s only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12438. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE BANDAGES

PICKLE BANDAGES

Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages in four styles and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12137. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11818. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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COWBOY BANDAGES Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11494. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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CUPCAKE BANDAGES Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1¾" x 1½" (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Three different colors. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11905. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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UNICORN BANDAGES

PIRATE BANDAGES

Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11319. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JESUS BANDAGES

BOO BOO KISSES BANDAGES

Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 2¼" x 1" (5.7 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Four different colors. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11472. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON BODY WASH You love bacon, but you couldn’t shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does. Each plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear, meaty liquid soap. Illustrated box. 12416. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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FOODIE BANDAGES Nobody wants to find a bandage in their food. That’s why chefs use bright bandages that are easy to spot if they fall into an order of risotto. This set of Fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), assorted sterile bandages is not only bright neon pink, but also decorated with images of personified food slicing themselves while smiling. Everyone cuts themselves while they’re cooking, so you might as well cheer yourself up with some suicidal food. Each tin comes with a FREE PRIZE inside. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12436. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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HAND SOAP Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4¾" (12.1 cm) long hand-shaped soap is sure to elicit a hearty chuckle, or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary! Musk-scented. Shrink wrapped in a clear acetate box. 12194. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BACON SOAP It’s a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That’s right, we’ve captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words “Bacon Soap” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3¾" x 2⁄" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11960. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

SNAKE OIL SOAP One 2.5 oz. (70 g) bar of soap in a 3¾" x 2¼" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Contains real cobra oil. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12304. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS

INSTANT UNDERPANTS

Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you’ll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1½" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults. Eighteen shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12041. $2.25/pc (18 pc minimum)

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! Each 2½" (6.4 cm) round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12086. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves. Keep one of these 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12179. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you covered. These 4" (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants! If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car. Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults. 12139. $3.50/box (12 pc minimum) 7

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UNDERPANTS WALLET

HANDERPANTS™

WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTS

This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. llustrated box with acetate lid. 12534. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

These 95% cotton 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Fits most adult hands. Six boxes in each illustrated display box. 11951. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

These 100% cotton, 100" (254 cm) waist underpants stretch the deﬁnition of briefs. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert. 10891. $11.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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CHANDELIER 3D AIR FRESHENER

ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENER

SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENER

BACON AIR FRESHENER

If most people have one complaint about their commute, it’s that it isn’t fancy enough. This 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) Chandelier Air Freshener comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D chandelier that will turn your Mini into a luxurious ballroom. Smells like success! String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12500. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you’d let them control the odor in your car. This air freshener is 3" (7.6 cm) tall, decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12496. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

You don’t have to know what a sugar skull is to want this gorgeous air freshener in your car. It’s a 4½" (11.4 cm) tall, two-sided, glow-in-the-dark Sugar Skull Air Freshener that smells like vanilla. One side is white and the other is black, which probably symbolizes something to someone. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12503. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12467. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENER

JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENER

EDGAR ALLAN POE AIR FRESHENER

BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespeare Air Freshener smells like “Shakespearmint.” Would even keep Yorick smelling great. Hang it in your car and people will know you’re a smarty pants. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12434. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

As a genteel lady of the landed gentry, you know the social importance of hiding any errant odors that might enter the nostril of a potential suitor. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall Jane Austen Air Freshener is sensibly scented with lavender and decorated with a portrait of the lady herself. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12437. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

If you ever get buried alive, this is the air freshener that will keep your coffin smelling flower-fresh. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall cardboard air freshener is decorated with the image of American writer Edgar Allan Poe and smells like “Poe-pourri.” Looks great hanging on the rearview mirror of your hearse. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12431. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

People who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret – we’ve all smelled Bigfoot and he’s incredibly rank. So, the genuinely pleasing pine odor of this 5" (12.7 cm) tall Bigfoot Air Freshener should come as a pleasant surprise. Perfect for your car, tent or RV. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12303. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT ORNAMENT

BACON ORNAMENT

FISH HEAD ORNAMENT

Glass. 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube. 12495. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

Plastic with string hanging from metal loop. 4½" (11.4 cm) tall. Illustrated acetate box. 12201. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

Thin walled plastic. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Includes a silver string loop for hanging. Illustrated acetate box. 12324. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SANTAUR ORNAMENT Glass. 6" (15.2 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube. 12499. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12499

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CHARLES DARWIN ORNAMENT

CREEPY HORSE HEAD ORNAMENT

Glass. 3½" x 5" (8.9 cm x 12.7 cm). Includes a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube. 12407. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

Glass. 3½" x 4½" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm). Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube. 12428. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE ORNAMENT Each 4¾" (12.1 cm) wide plastic Mustache Ornament captures the proud tradition of mustaches past and present in a sleek and classy design. Hang one from your backpack or rearview mirror or put one on a Christmas tree to give it some gentlemanly flair! Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box. 12206. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BACON PENNANT Felt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BACON” and features Mr. Bacon. 12510. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND APRON Each 19" x 24" (48.3 cm x 61 cm) 100% cotton apron is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband. Includes such gems as, “Watch Your Weight,” and “Don’t Gossip Over the Phone.” Perfect gift for a staunch feminist! Illustrated box. 11679. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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DESPAIR PENNANT Felt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “DESPAIR” and features a storm cloud. 12518. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT PENNANT Felt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BIGFOOT” and features Bigfoot. 12523. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

Felt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “GEEK” and features a brain. 12527. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

One pair of soft, memory foam earplugs in a 1¾" (4.4 cm) round tin. Illustrated blistercard. 12170. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 39048 12170

GEEK PENNANT

“I’M NOT LISTENING!” EARPLUGS

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JINX REMOVING SPRAY LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP SLIPPERS Cloth. Fit most adult feet. Bagged with illustrated header. 12181. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Each 3¼" x ¾" (8.2 cm x 1.9 cm) pump sprayer contains .17 oz. (5 mL) of musk-scented spray. Comes with instructional booklet. 5½" x 4¼" x 1" (14 cm x 11 cm x 2.5 cm) illustrated window box. 12245. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHY

WORLD’S BEST DOG TROPHY

Imagine you’re at home throwing your own Catcademy Awards. The tension has been building and you’re about to give the most important award, World’s Best Cat. The winner? Mortimer J. Purrbody! Of course, your cats won’t care, but you can have oodles of fun giving this 5" (12.7 cm) tall ceramic trophy to your cats as often as you like. Great for pictures on social media. Illustrated box. 12460. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

Your dog already thinks you’re the best thing ever, so imagine how proud he/ she is going to be when you present this ceramic World’s Best Dog Trophy. We recommend that you accompany it with some human food to really drive home how special the award is. Also good for photo ops for those times when your dog has done something less than “world’s best” worthy and you want to shame them on social media. 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Illustrated box. 12520. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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UNICORN AND HORSE WEDDING CAKE TOPPER

Instead of the walls having ears, they have fingers! This set of two hard plastic fingers look just like real adult human fingers coming out of your wall. You can use them for hanging a shirt or a purse or anything else you can hang on your own finger. They have a 1" (2.5 cm) long, self-tapping screw on the end and extend 2¼" (5.7 cm) from the wall. No tools required for installation. Illustrated box. 12528. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Some couples have storybook romances and perfect weddings, but let's face it, those couples are the exception. This is the wedding cake topper for everyone who’s a little weird. It’s a 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall polystone cake topper on a plastic base that replaces the heads of the traditional bride and groom with a unicorn and a horse. We think everyone will know at least one couple that this is perfect for. Illustrated box. 12424. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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RELUCTANT GROOM & RELUCTANT BRIDE CAKE TOPPERS Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. These heavy polystone cake toppers are the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the altar the hard way. Bride dragging groom: 4¼" (10.8 cm) tall x 5¾" (14.6 cm) long. Groom pulling bride: 4¼" (10.8 cm) tall x 6¼" (15.9 cm) long. Illustrated window boxes. $9.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER

BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER

We all know how funny the Horse Mask is and how well it sells. Well, it turns out it’s even funnier on a squirrel. This hanging vinyl 6½" x 10" (16.5 cm x 25.4 cm) squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You’ll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard. Hole on top for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box. 12473. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

If you feed the squirrels, why not laugh at them at the same time? Hang this vinyl 5½" x 8" (14 cm x 20.3 cm) Big Head Squirrel Feeder in a spot where you can see it, fill it with squirrel food and as the squirrel eats he will look like he has a giant, unwieldy head with a goofy expression. Perfect for birdwatchers, dads or anyone else who thinks squirrels need a bit of humiliation. Has holes in the ears for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box. 12325. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE

RING BELL FOR SERVICE

Bigfoot hates getting into his VW Bug and burning his bum on the sun-baked seat, so he had us develop this sunshade decorated with his image. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm) it’s big enough for most cars. Using “solid material producing shade” technology it protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for installation so simple, even Bigfoot can do it. Folds for easy storage. Bagged with illustrated header. 12526. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

This nickel-plated bell is the perfect gift for a new bride or groom that wants to gain an instant edge in their relationship. The base of the bell is 3½" (8.9 cm) in diameter and just like the bell on the counter of a hotel, you push down with your palm to make it ring. Why strain your voice with yelling or nagging when you can ring the bell as a signal to bring food or as a reminder that work needs to be done? Illustrated box. 11704. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ZOMBIE SLEEP MASK

STEAMPUNK SLEEP MASK

All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Surely that will make your family leave you alone for a little peace and quiet! Perfect for taking a nap during a zombie walk. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header. 12288. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

Steampunk refers to a specific genre of science fiction that takes place during Victorian times, but with old-timey versions of modern technology. This mask makes it look like you’re wearing retro-futuristic goggles while you take your afternoon siesta. Buy them for your favorite nerd. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header. 12277. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ANIME EYES LUGGAGE TAG Puffy vinyl. 5¼" (13.3 cm) wide. Pupils move. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box. 12433. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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GOOGLY EYES LUGGAGE TAG Puffy vinyl. 5½" x 4" (14 cm x 10.2 cm). Moving pupils. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box. 12392. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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LUCKY MOJO LUGGAGE TAG Puffy vinyl. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Fourteen symbols of good luck!. Plastic snaps. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box. 12444. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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DEVIL DUCKIE LUGGAGE TAGS Set of two. Puffy vinyl. 4¼" x 4⅝" (10.8 cm x 11.7 cm). Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box. 12387. $6.00/set of 2 (6 set minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAG Puffy vinyl. 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box. 12408. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SHARK ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG

SQUIRREL ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking, things get a lot more exciting. What’s that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT’S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that’s both funny and disconcerting. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. 12198. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

You’re minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug, when suddenly —SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug there’s a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level. We’re not sure what made this squirrel crazy, but we know he’s nuts. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. 12310. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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OCTOPUS PORCELAIN MUG

HIPPO ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG

Our team of scientists have just recently discovered a new species of cephalopod: the mug-dwelling octopus. This tentacled, porcelain mollusk prefers the cozy confines of a simple coffee mug to the vast depths of the ocean. Each 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug features one of these odd little octopuses on the bottom. Great for coffee, tea or ramen noodles! Holds 8 fl. oz. (236 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. 12207. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

Sharks kill about 6 people a year, but hippos kill 300! This mug has an adorable, but deadly, hippo that will sit just below the surface of your coffee waiting for you to reveal its gaping maw. Also good for your kids’ milk—it will teach them what animals they really need to fear. The Hippo Attack Mug is a 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug with a hippo head on the bottom. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. 12339. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S LARGEST COFFEE CUP SQUIRREL COFFEE CUP As you sit down for your morning coffee, have you ever considered sharing with the squirrels? Just pour a little hazelnut coffee into this 1¼" x 1¼" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) porcelain Squirrel Coffee Cup, set it down on your window ledge and wait for a squirrel to come and enjoy it with you. It would also look incredibly cute in front of a hedgehog dressed as a tiny businessman. Illustrated window box. 12263. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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Is there any greater symbol of your love of coffee than a 6" (15.2 cm) tall, 10" (25.4 cm) in diameter real porcelain cup perched on the edge of your desk or kitchen counter? While you should never drink 20 cups of coffee in one sitting, you can take comfort in knowing that the World’s Largest Coffee Cup could hold 20 regular cups. Of course, that’s only 19 cups if you leave room for cream. Weighs 8 lbs. (3.5 kg). Corrugated cardboard box with illustrated label. 12260. $19.50/pc (2 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT TIKI MUG TIKI MUGS Now you can look cool even when you’re drinking Kool-Aid! This set of highly sophisticated 5½" (14 cm) tall ceramic Tiki Mugs will give a hip edge to even the lamest beverage. Perfect for everything from Hawaiian Punch to a Lime Ricky. Each package comes with four different 10 fl. oz. (296 mL) mugs, each with its own color and design. Illustrated window box. 10795. $12.50/set of 4 (4 set minimum) 39048 10795

You can drink your liquids out of whatever you want, but we’re pretty sure once you have this Bigfoot Tiki Mug, you’ll throw all your other glasses away. Made of ceramic, 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall and big enough to hold 19 fl. oz. (562 mL), this mug is shaped like everyone’s favorite forest-dwelling primate. Includes shapely Bigfoot buttocks. Hand wash only. Illustrated box. 12501. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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LOVE TIKI MUG The Love Tiki Mug is meant for two to share. The back of the package has the legend of the two lovers and how this mug came to be. It’s ceramic, 4" (10.2 cm) tall and holds 16 fl. oz. (473 mL) of delicious tiki cocktail. Shaped like a God of Love that we totally made up, this is the perfect addition to any romantic situation. Just get two straws and sip away with someone you love. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. 12482. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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GOOGLY EYES DRINK MARKERS These silicone bands are designed to slip around most cans and bottles so you can tell which drink is yours! More importantly, they personify your beverage, turning it into a tiny person. You’ll find yourself apologizing every time you take a sip. Each comes in a pack with four assorted colors. Illustrated box. 12374. $2.25/set (12 set minimum) 7

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TOP HAT ESPRESSO CUP & SAUCER

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We’re from Seattle, so we know our coffee snobbery. We thought, what could we do to make coffee even more elite? That’s when we came up with this porcelain Top Hat Espresso Cup. You fill the 2" (5.1 cm) tall crown with lovely espresso and the brim acts as a saucer. This is the espresso cup that will let you look down your nose at everyone! Holds 2 fl. oz. (60 mL). Illustrated box. 12329. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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MONKS TEACUPS Porcelain. 3" (7.6 cm) tall. Holds 4 fl. oz. (118 mL). Set of two (one of each style). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. $6.00/set of 2 (6 set minimum)

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VINDERALLS

VINDERPANTS

You highfalutin city slickers think country folk don’t drink wine? Nothing could be further from the truth! That’s why we made Vinderalls, the overalls for your wine. These make sure that your gift of wine isn’t seen as snooty, but instead that it’s the kind of wine that works for a living. Each pair of denim overalls fits most 750 mL bottles of wine and has a tiny pocket in the front with a card. Illustrated box. 12355. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

VINDERHOSEN

That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it’s shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants—the wine underpants! Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and champagne bottles. Acts as a perfect gift sack or just a great gag covering for a bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Great for hostess gifts, wine tastings or anywhere wine enthusiasts with a sense of humor gather. Illustrated box. 12327. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

The word for leather German pants is lederhosen. The word for tiny pants for your wine bottle is Vinderhosen. These tiny vinyl pants fit most 750 mL bottles of wine and are the perfect wrap for memorable gift giving. Whether you’re at a housewarming or Oktoberfest, the recipient of your bottle will remember the gift forever if it’s wearing a pair of these terrific trousers. Illustrated box. 12330. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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TOP IT OFF WINE STOPPER

JUST SHOT GLASS

LAB FLASK SHOT GLASS

Food grade synthetic rubber. 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Fits tightly in most wine bottles, creating an air-tight seal. Illustrated acetate box. 12343. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

Glass. 2½" (6.4 cm) tall. Holds 2½ fl. oz. (74 mL). Illustrated box. 12332. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Glass. 2¾" (7 cm) tall. Holds 2 fl. oz. (59 mL). Illustrated box. 12375. $6.00pc (6 pc minimum)

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LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOT

LUCKY SKULL PORCELAIN TEAPOT

You love sugar skulls, tea and cats. This product merges all three things into a gorgeous porcelain teapot shaped like a decorated kitty skull. It holds 20 fl. oz. (591 mL) of kit-TEA and is the perfect centerpiece for all your daily cat-themed tea parties. Illustrated box. 12515. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

Sugar skulls, or calaveras de azúcar in Spanish, are decorations used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead celebrations. This Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull, but instead of eating it, you fill it with up to 20 oz. (591 mL) of your favorite tea. Illustrated box. 12398. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

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CREEPY DOLL HEAD SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS Ceramic. 3" (7.6 cm) tall. Illustrated box. 12396. $5.00/set (6 set minimum) 7

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LINCOLN SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS Ceramic. Stackable pieces. 3" (7.6 cm) tall head, 2½" (6.4 cm) tall hat. Illustrated box. 12440. $6.00/set (6 set minimum) 7

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SQUIRREL SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS Ceramic. 2½" (6.4 cm) tall. Illustrated box. 12336. $4.50/set (6 set minimum) 39048 12336

CERAMIC BACON SPOON REST

CERAMIC PIGGY SPOON REST

SHARK BOWL

Ceramic. 3½" x 10" (8.9 cm x 25.4 cm). Illustrated box. 12333. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Ceramic. 7½" x 4½" (19.1 cm x 11.4 cm). Illustrated box. 12318. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

Porcelain. 6¼" (15.9 cm) diameter. Illustrated box. 12425. $8.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT LUNCHBOX

LUNCH DISGUISE SANDWICH BAGS

If Bigfoot were packing his own lunch, it would probably be berries, grubs and roasted pine cones. Thankfully, you can put whatever you want in this retro, metal Bigfoot Lunchbox with a plastic handle. It’s 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) in size, which is perfect for your gourmet eats or some forest treats. Decorated with images of Bigfoot and Bigfoot facts. Includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12493. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

Twenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7" x 8¾" (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box. 12241. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOX

MADE WITH LOVE SANDWICH BAGS

Calling all carnivores, it’s time to march in the meat parade! This 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) retro lunchbox is covered with marching meat and big-band meat by-products! One side shows the celebratory beginning of the parade, the other side shows the parade marching into a grinder. You’ll want to fill it with bacon, steak and pork chops. The lunchbox is made of metal, has a plastic handle and also includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12427. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

Twenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7” x 8¾” (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box. 12247. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOX

CRIME SCENE SANDWICH BAGS

Edgar Allan Poe is known for being the king of the horror story. This 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) retro lunchbox pays homage to his dark heritage. Both sides are illustrated with multiple references to his stories and poems, sure to delight hardcore fans. The lunchbox is made of metal, has a plastic handle and also includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12308. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

Twenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7” x 8¾” (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box. 12244. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FREELOADER FORK

SWITCHBLADE SPORK

Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion’s delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21'' (53.3 cm)! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste other’s food and never be suspected. It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures, a back scratcher or a humorous conductor’s wand. Illustrated card. 10571. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks. These metal and plastic utensils snap open with the push of a button to 11" (27.9 cm) long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard. 12219. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FINGER SPORKS Floating cities, jet packs and cyborg bodies; they’re all part of the amazing future we're still waiting for. At Archie McPhee, we have been working feverishly to make that bright future a reality. Introducing Finger Sporks, instant robotic enhancements for your fingertips! Regular humans pick up one bite at a time, but a Finger Spork-wearing superhuman can scoop up four cyborg-sized bites at once! Four hard vinyl 3½" x 1¼" (9 cm x 3 cm) Finger Sporks in four bright colors. Illustrated box. 12223. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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I LOVE YOU EGG SHAPER You could say “I love you” with a diamond ring or flowers, but why be like everybody else? This egg shaper turns a bland breakfast into a heart-shaped bundle of cholesterol that expresses exactly how you really feel. Each 4¾" x 4" (12.1 cm x 10.2 cm) Teflon® coated egg shaper produces perfect heart-shaped fried eggs, pancakes, toast or cookies. It even has a handy wooden handle that flips down for easy storage. Perfect for breakfast in bed. Illustrated box. 11902. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BBQ CHEF HAT Wearing our BBQ Chef Hat makes you the backyard BBQ Big Daddy! It’s a classic chef’s hat with an elastic band and BBQ written in wiener lettering. A perfect gift for the grill gourmet that wants to be stylish all summer long. 100% cotton. Illustrated box. 12296. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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TOOTHPICK BIRD Press down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird and he will peck a pick for you! Stands atop a hollow 2" (5.1 cm) base which stores toothpicks (not included). Illustrated box. 10481. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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ZOMBIE BRAIN GELATIN MOLD

LAST SUPPER PAPER PLACEMATS

Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produced by this 9" x 7½" x 3" (23 cm x 19 cm x 7.6 cm) plastic mold. Includes a recipe for Worm Infested Zombie Brain. Illustrated window box. 10375. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Now decorating the dinner table for a casual meal or a feast of biblical proportions is as simple as tearing off a sheet of paper. Forty printed paper placemats per each 17¼" x 11¼" (44 cm x 29 cm) tablet. Shrink wrapped. 12259. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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TV DINNER SERVING TRAY

LAST SUPPER SERVING TRAY

LETS EAT SERVING TRAY

This tray is the perfect way to make even healthy meals seem more palatable. It’s 15½" x 11" (40 cm x 28 cm), made of metal and is the perfect accompaniment to an all day TV marathon. Individually shrink wrapped. 12279. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

One of the world’s most famous pieces of art on a metal serving tray is a signal to the world that you have class. 15½" x 11" (40 cm x 28 cm). Individually shrink wrapped. 12275. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

While not a good idea to give this to vegetarians, this image is sure to appeal to hard core foodies. The 11¾" (30 cm) in diameter tray is just what you need for your next BBQ cook-off. Individually bagged. 12269. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LET’S GET MESSY PIG OUT KIT

MUSTACHE ICE CUBE TRAY

To really enjoy BBQ, you have to get messy. With this kit, you’ll get two moist towelettes and two disposable bibs that can protect you and a friend from the inevitable sauce and fat stains. You never know when BBQ might strike, so be prepared. Set of two disposable bibs and moist towelettes in a printed metal tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in our illustrated display box. 12289. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Mustaches are always cool, but now they can also be downright frigid. This silicone Mustache Ice Cube Tray makes eight perfect ‘staches that will reduce the temperature of your drink to the perfect point. Of course, adding a mustache can also be a disguise. So, if you don’t recognize your mojito, it might be because it has a mustache! Also great as a candy mold. Illustrated box. 12297. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SCHADENFREUDE MINTS 0.7 oz. (20 g) of candy in a 2¾" x 1⅝" x ½" (7 cm x 4.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12494. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum) 7

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MINT

DEAR LEADER MINTS FLAVOR!

LAST SUPPER AFTER DINNER MINTS

3¼" x 2⅛" x ⅝" (8.3 cm x 5.4 cm x 1.6 cm) tin with 1.2 oz. (34 g) of bullet-shaped mints. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12401. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11626. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

MINT

FLAVOR!

BRAIN

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FLAVOR!

ZOMBIE MINTS

CTHULHU MINTS

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11941. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12055. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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FLAVOR!

MINT

FLAVOR!

MINT

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MINT

BANANA MONKEY MINTS

MINT

3" x 1¾" x ½" (7.6 cm x 4.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11718. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum) 39048 11718

BANANA MINT FLAVOR!

FLAVOR!

BACON MINT

GREEN BUDDHA MINTS

HONEY BADGER MINTS

BACON MINTS

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11852. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12281. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

2¼" x 2" x ½" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11706. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

FLAVOR!

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FLAVOR!

GREEN TEA

MINT

FLAVOR!

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DILL

FLAVOR!

ANGRY SCOTSMAN MINTS

GREEN TEA MINTS

DILL PICKLE MINTS

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin containing 0.7 oz. (20 g) of mint-flavored mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12385. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12255. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12018. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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TUTTI FRUTTI

CUPCAKE MINTS

FLAVOR!

3" x 2½" x ½" (7.6 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred and thirty mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11854. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum) 39048 11854

FROSTING

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FLAVOR!

BACON CANDY

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of wasabi-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped. 12397. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with about twelve individually wrapped, bacon-flavored candies. Shrink wrapped. 12185. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of gravy-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped. 12391. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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GREEN BEAN, CARROT & CORN

FLAVORS!

FLAVOR!

CINNAMON

FLAVOR!

GRAVY CANDY

GINGER

3" x 1 ⅜" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.5 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about thirty-two lip-shaped candies. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11821. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

MINT

GRAVY

LI’L SMOOCHERS CANDY

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FLAVOR!

WASABI CANDY

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BACON

FLAVOR!

2¾" x 1⅝" x ½" (7 cm x 4.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about ten 2⅜" (6 cm) long candies. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12151. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

6" (15.2 cm) long tin with about seventy-five, tuttifrutti flavored, mustache-shaped candies. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12126. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

WASABI

NARWHAL HORNS CANDY

MUSTACHE CANDIES

LUCKY MOJO GINGER CANDY

VEGETABLE CANDY

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of lucky ginger-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped. 12446. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of candy in green bean, carrot and corn flavors. Shrink wrapped. 12414. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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CINNAMON FLAVOR!

FIRE ANTS CANDIES HONEY FLAVOR!

KILLER BEES CANDIES 3" x 2¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about thirty, natural honey-flavored, bee-shaped candies. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12145. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY 1.1 oz. (32g) tin. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12253. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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TUTTI FRUTTI

FLAVOR!

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3" x 1½" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about thirty-four, spicy cinnamon-flavored, antshaped candies. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12149. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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ORANGE

FLAVOR!

BACON

FLAVOR!

BACON GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11871. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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CANDY CIGARETTES 3⅞" x 2" x ¾" (9.8 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.9 cm) pack. Twelve 3½" (8.9 cm) long, orange-flavored, candy cigarettes in each pack. Twenty-four packs in each 12140. Just Like Dad. 12144. Doctor's Choice. illustrated display box. $1.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7 39048 12140 7 7 39048 12144 5

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CUPCAKE GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12095. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

WASABI FLAVOR!

WASABI GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11876. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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FROSTING FLAVOR!

THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12099. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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TURKEY, CRANBERRY & PUMPKIN PIE FLAVORS!

CHERRY FLAVOR!

TV DINNER GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains about 1.4 oz. (40g) of gumballs. Flavors are buttered corn, roast beef and apple cobbler. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12298. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

JACKPOT GUM 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12200. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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DILL

TUTTI FRUTTI

FLAVOR!

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM

PICKLE GUMBALLS 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12083. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes with two fruit-flavored gumballs and a Shakespearean insult printed on the inside. Twelve shrink wrapped sets in each illustrated display box. 11715. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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ROAST BEEF, CORN & APPLE COBBLER FLAVORS!

BACON

FLAVOR!

GUMMY BACON

STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!

Four 6¾" (17.1 cm) long .7 oz. (20 g) slices of gummy bacon in each illustrated window box. Twelve window boxes in each illustrated display box. 11605. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 11605

BACON

FLAVOR!

BACON TOOTHPICKS

BACON LOLLIPOPS

Wood. Eighty picks in each 3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11723. $1.20/pc (36 pc minimum)

39048 11723

4" (10.2 cm) wide bacon-flavored lollipop. Twelve individually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box. 12171. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12171

BACON BEANS 6½" x 1½" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) tin with about sixty bacon flavored jelly beans. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11849. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 11849

BACON

POPCORN FLAVOR!

FLAVOR!

POPCORN JELLY BEANS 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall box with about one hundred jelly beans. Twelve boxes in each illustrated display box. 12176. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12176

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, peppermintflavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12196. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall pickle-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12313. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12313

BACON CANDY CANES

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall gravyflavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12405. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall baconflavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12192. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

39048 12192

FLAVOR!

GRAVY CANDY CANES

39048 12405

WASABI

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall wasabiflavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12402. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

BACON

FLAVOR!

WASABI CANDY CANES

GRAVY

CHERRY

FLAVOR!

PICKLE CANDY CANES

39048 12211

DILL

HANUKKAH CANDY CANES

39048 12196

2" (5.1 cm) tall tin with 2.1 oz. (60g) of cherry-flavored jelly beans. String for hanging included. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12211. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

PEPPERMINT FLAVOR!

CHERRY JELLY BEANS

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39048 12402

BACON

FLAVOR!

JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE 10¼" (26 cm) of baconflavored candy. 3.1 oz. (87 g). Illustrated box. 12306. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12306

LEMON

BANANA

EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOK

SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOK

SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOK

Instead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, this tiny book is full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) package looks great on a bookshelf with other books. Illustrated window box with velcro flap. 12497. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

Instead of containing the collected plays and poems of William Shakespeare, this tiny book is full of lemon-flavored candy decorated with the Bard’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) package looks great on a bookshelf with other books. Illustrated window box with velcro flap. 12502. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) package looks great on a bookshelf. Illustrated window box with velcro flap. 12505. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

GRAPE FLAVOR!

39048 12497

FLAVOR!

39048 12502

39048 12505

BACON

WASABI

POPCORN FLAVOR!

FLAVOR!

EXPLODING POPCORN CANDY

EXPLODING WASABI CANDY

SIZZLING BACON CANDY

This candy not only has the buttery flavor of everyone’s favorite movie theater snack, it also explodes in your mouth like popping popcorn. In fact, it can get so loud, that people watching the movie with you might ask you for a few kernels from the batch you’re making in your mouth. You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box. 12480. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

While wasabi, that green stuff you put on sushi, doesn’t literally explode in your mouth, the heat from it does make it seem like a volcano is going off on your tongue. Exploding Wasabi Candy not only has the flavor and heat of wasabi, it also crackles, sizzles and pops like a lava flow! You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box. 12484. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

We’re all used to everything tasting like bacon, but this candy turns your mouth into a frying pan. Sprinkle a generous portion of the chunks of bacon-flavored candy on your tongue and they will begin to sizzle and crack just like a slice of bacon preparing for breakfast. You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box. 12432. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

39048 12480

39048 12484

39048 12432

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CATS LOVE IT!

CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAME

INFLATABLE EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATS

INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATS

Gameboard, four game pieces, fifty ⅝" (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four cards. 18½" x 9½"x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11893. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

Black. Vinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Elastic strap to hold on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box. 12395. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Vinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it comfortably on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box. 12364. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 11893

39048 12395

39048 12364

CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE

WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHY

CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY

Hard vinyl. 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Includes six cats. Illustrated window box. 12470. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

Ceramic. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Great for pictures on social media. Illustrated box. 12460. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

1.1 oz. (32g) tin. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12253. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

39048 12470

39048 12460

39048 12253

LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOT

DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHA

CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARD

Porcelain. Holds 20 fl. oz. (591 mL). Illustrated box. 12515. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

Hard vinyl. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Illustrated window box. 12508. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

Wood. 4" x 3½" (10 cm x 9 cm). Illustrated box. 12448. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12515

39048 12508

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39048 12448

BACON WALLET

BACON ORNAMENT

Faux leather. 4¼" x 3¾" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. 11653. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

Plastic with string hanging from metal loop. 4½" (11.4 cm) tall. Illustrated acetate box. 12201. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 11653

39048 12201

MR. BACON’S BIG ADVENTURE BOARD GAME

BACON BANDAGES

Includes gameboard, four game pieces and twenty-four game cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11952. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

Contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) bandages. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each display box. 11476. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 11952

6½" x 1½" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) tin with about sixty bacon-flavored jelly beans. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11849. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 11849

YODELLING BACON

BACON BEANS

39048 11476

Plastic. 5½" (14 cm). Yodels. Requires two AAA batteries, not included. Illustrated window box. 12488. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12488

BACON PENNANT

BENDABLE MR. BACON

This 20" (50.8 cm) felt pennant let’s the world know where you stand when it comes to the world’s most delicious meat candy. Features Mr. Bacon. 12510. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

Bendable soft vinyl. 5⅝" (14.3 cm) tall. Illustrated card. 12049. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12510

39048 12049

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SIZZLING BACON CANDY

BACON GUMBALLS

Bacon-flavored candy that sizzles and cracks on your tongue. Two 0.34 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box. 12432. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11871. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12432

GUMMY BACON Four 6¾" (17.1 cm) long .7 oz. (20 g) slices of gummy bacon in each illustrated window box. Twelve window boxes in each illustrated display box. 11605. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 11605

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with about twelve individually wrapped, bacon-flavored candies. Shrink wrapped. 12185. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12185

BACON MINTS 2¼" x 2" x ½" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11706. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall bacon-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 12192. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 39048 12192

BACON CANDY

BACON CANDY CANES

STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!

39048 11871

39048 11706

BACON LOLLIPOPS JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE 10 ¼" (26 cm) of bacon-flavored candy. 3.1 oz. (87 g). Illustrated box. 12306. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12306

4" (10.2 cm) wide baconflavored lollipop. Twelve individually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box. 12171. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHE Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive back. 4" (10.2 cm) wide. Smells like bacon. Illustrated sleeve. 12442. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12442

BACON BODY WASH

BACON AIR FRESHENER

Bacon-scented. Plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear liquid soap. Illustrated box. 12416. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12467. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

39048 12416

BACON FLOSS

39048 11847

39048 12467

BACON TOOTHPASTE

2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser with 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard. 11847. 2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of bacon-flavored paste. Sealed illustrated box. 12061. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12061

BACON TOOTHPICKS

BACON LIP BALM

BACON SOAP

Wood. Eighty picks in each 3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11723. $1.20/pc (36 pc minimum)

Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips! 2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard. 11957. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

One bar of bacon-scented soap in a 3¾" x 2¼" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11960. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 11723

39048 11957

39048 11960

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ZOMBIE HORSE MASK Latex and realistic fur. Glows in the dark. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. 12465. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

ZOMBIE MINTS 2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 11941. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum) 7

39048 11941

39048 12465

DASHBOARD ZOMBIE A ghastly 5½" (14 cm) undead hard vinyl figure with spring-loaded neck and arms standing on an adhesive base. Illustrated window box. 12243. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ZOMBIES PLAYSET Nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall hard vinyl glow-in-the-dark figures. Illustrated blistercard. 11739. $9.50/set of 9 (4 set minimum) 7

39048 11739

39048 12243

REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE

GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES Rubber. 1¾" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Glow-in-the-dark! Five different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box. Bulk. 11815. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum) 7

39048 11815

Plastic. 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall zombie, 2¾" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. Infrared remote technology; walks and groans! Requires three AAA batteries (not included). Clamshell blister with illustrated card. 11756. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

39048 11756

ZOMBIE SLEEP MASK OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAME Includes spooky gameboard, fourteen 2" (5.1 cm) tall plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. 11994. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

39048 11994

Makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header. 12288. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12288

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DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARE Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl bust of William Shakespeare on a metal spring sticks to your dashboard and acts as a muse. “Thou hast cut me off, maggot-lipped blaggard!” Illustrated window box. 12524. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12524

12509. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

39048 12509

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES 12389. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12389

39048 12502

SPEARMINT

SCENT!

12434. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum) 0

39048 12434

SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOK

12502. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

39048 12447

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENER

SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOK

11715. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 11715

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM 7

12447. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SET 7

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGURE

LEMON 3

FLAVOR!

12505. $3.00/box (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12505

BANANA 4

FLAVOR!

BANANA F L AVO R !

SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGURE 12466. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12466

DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALL

SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTE

11742. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 11742

12483. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 4

39048 12483

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JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE

JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS

12443. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12443

12441. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 9

39048 12441

ROSE

FLAVOR!

JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE

JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES

12487. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

12361. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12487

EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOK 39048 12497

EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGURE

12497. $3.00/box (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12361

GRAPE 2

FLAVOR!

39048 12450

(24 pc minimum) 7

39048 12437

EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOS

12450. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENER SENSIBLY SCENTED! 12437. $1.75/pc

12479. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12479

EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOX

EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES

EDGAR POE-POURRI ALLAN POE SCENTED! AIR FRESHENER

12308. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

12438. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12431. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

39048 12308

39048 12438

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39048 12431

BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE Using "solid material producing shade" technology it protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for installation so simple even Bigfoot can do it. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm) it's big enough for most cars. Folds for easy storage. Bagged with illustrated header. 12526. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12526

BIGFOOT LUNCHBOX 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm). Bagged with illustrated tag. 12493. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

39048 12493

BIGFOOT TIKI MUG Ceramic. 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Holds 19 fl. oz. (562 mL). Illustrated box. 12501. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12501

BIGFOOT ORNAMENT Glass. 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but also stands on its own. Illustrated acetate tube. 12495. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12495

BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER Heavy card stock. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Pine scent. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. 12303. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

39048 12303

BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE Hard vinyl. 7¼" (18.4 cm) tall. Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage. Illustrated window box. 12458. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12458

BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAG 12408. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

39048 12408

BIGFOOT PENNANT BIGFOOT BANDAGES

Felt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BIGFOOT” and features Bigfoot.

Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" tall tin contains ten 3" x 1½" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm) large bandages. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. 12477. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12523. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12477

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39048 12523

BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS

DRESS-UP BIGFOOT BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrink wrapped boxes in each illustrated display box. 12519. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12519

This is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. Each journal is 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. Set of three attached with paper band and shrink wrapped. ISBN. 12517. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

Laminated cardboard. 16" (40.6 cm) tall. 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories. Illustrated cardboard envelope. 12485. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12485

39048 12517

ALPHABETICAL INDEX ABRAHAM LINCOLN PRODUCTS..................31, 44 ACTION FIGURES........................16, 17, 53, 58-60 AIR FRESHENERS.......................35, 55, 56, 58-60 ALARM, GIFT......................................................9 APRON, HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND.............37 BACON PRODUCTS.. 6, 8, 9, 15, 17, 21, 22, 25, 29, 30, 31, 33, 35-37, 44, 48-52, 54-56 BANDAGES.......................... 31, 32, 33, 54, 58-60 BARBECUE PRODUCTS................................46, 47 BEARDS............................................................13 BELL, RING SERVICE..........................................39 BIGFOOT PRODUCTS ......3, 4, 6, 16, 31, 35-37, 39, 40, 42, 45, 60, 61 BODY WASH, BACON...................................33, 56 BOWL, SHARK..................................................44 BOW TIE, EMERGENCY......................................27 CAKE TOPPERS..................................................38 CAMERA, TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT...................28 CANDY.................... 48-52, 55, 58, 59 CANDY CANES.............................................51, 55 CAT LADY, CRAZY ........................... 16, 21, 49, 53 CAT PRODUCTS....... 13, 16, 18, 22, 28, 38, 44, 49, 53, CIGARETTES, CANDY.........................................50 CLAPPER BOARDS.......................................28, 53 COFFEE CUPS....................................................41 COLORING BOOKS...............................................4 COMBS.............................................................27 CTHULHU PRODUCTS..................................13, 48 CUPCAKE PRODUCTS....................... 30, 32, 49, 50 CUPS..........................................................41, 42 DRINK MARKERS, GOOGLY EYES........................42 EAGLE TALONS, LATEX.......................................11 EAR BUDS, EAR BUDDIES..................................23

EARPLUGS, “I’M NOT LISTENING!”.....................37 EDGAR ALLAN POE PRODUCTS....7, 16, 31, 35, 45, 52, 59 EGG SHAPER, I LOVE YOU..................................46 EMERGENCY BUTTONS......................................22 FEZ, RED...........................................................15 FINGER HOOKS.................................................38 FINGER PUPPETS..................................20, 21, 57 FLOSS.........................................................30, 56 FORK, FREELOADER...........................................46 FREUD PRODUCTS......................16, 24, 29, 52, 58 GAMES .......................................... 21, 53, 54, 57 GELATIN MOLD, ZOMBIE BRAIN ........................47 GIFT WRAP.....................................................5, 6 GLASSES ..........................................................14 GOOGLY EYES..........................................8, 14, 40 GUM.....................................................50, 55, 58 HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONS........................3 HANDICORN......................................................20 HANDERPANTS™.........................................25, 34 HAND PUPPETS................................................26 HATS...........................................................15, 46 HORSE HOOVES, LATEX.....................................12 HORSE PRODUCTS... .10, 12, 18, 22, 26, 36, 38, 39, 57 ICE CUBE TRAY, MUSTACHE................................47 INFLATABLES.................................. 13, 26, 27, 53 JANE AUSTEN PRODUCTS.......7, 16, 29, 31, 35, 59 JELLY BEANS ..............................................51, 54 JOURNALS....................................................4, 61 LIP BALM..............................................30, 56, 58 LOBSTER CLAWS, LATEX....................................12 LOLLIPOPS..................................................51, 55 LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOK.............................2

LUGGAGE TAGS.................................................40 LUNCH BOXES.......................................45, 59, 60 MAGIC BALLS..............................................24, 58 MAN HANDS, LATEX..........................................12 MASKS................................................. 10-12, 57 MINI DECORATIONS............................................3 MINTS ............................................ 48, 49, 55, 57 MUGS...................................................41, 42, 60 MUSTACHE PRODUCTS.....6, 15, 32, 36, 47, 49, 56 NODDERS, DASHBOARD.............18, 19, 53, 57, 58 NOTEBOOKS........................................................4 ORNAMENTS.........................................36, 54, 60 PENCIL, GIANT WOODEN.....................................9 PENNANTS............................................37, 54, 60 PENS................................................................23 PICKLE PRODUCTS...............23, 30, 32, 48, 50, 51 PLACE MATS, LAST SUPPER PAPER....................47 PLAY SETS...................................................17, 57 POSTCARD BOOKS...............................................2 PRISM..............................................................28 PUSH PINS, GOOGLY EYE.....................................8 RESEARCH KIT, BIGFOOT................................6, 61 RIGHT ANGLE VIEWER, SPY EYE........................23 RUBBER CHICKEN.......................................26, 27 SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.............................44 SANDWICH BAGS..............................................45 SELF-ESTEEM KIT, EMERGENCY.........................24 SERVING TRAYS................................................47 SHAKESPEARE PRODUCTS...16, 18, 30, 31, 35, 50, 52, 58 SHOT GLASSES..................................................43 SKETCHBOOK, MILLION DOLLAR IDEA NAPKIN....6 SLIPPERS, LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP.................37 SLEEP MASKS...................................................40

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SOAP..........................................................33, 56 SPOON RESTS...................................................44 SPORKS............................................................46 SPRAY, JINX REMOVING....................................37 SQUIRREL PRODUCTS.................12, 25, 39, 41, 44 SQUIRREL FEEDERS...........................................39 STORAGE BOXES.................................................9 SUNSHADE, BIGFOOT AUTO.........................39, 60 SUPER AWESOME PRODUCTS.......................... 2-6 TATTOOS.......................................................7, 59 TEACUPS...........................................................42 TEAPOTS.....................................................44, 53 TEETH, GNARLY.................................................15 TENTACLES.................................................13, 21 TIKI MUGS..................................................42, 60 TOILET, PUBLIC SURVIVAL KIT...........................34 TOOTHPASTE................................... 29, 56, 58, 59 TOOTHPICKS, BACON..................................51, 56, TOOTHPICK DISPENSER, BIRD............................46 TRADING CARDS, SUPER AWESOME....................6 TRICK OF THE DAY, LI’L DEVIL’S..........................28 TROPHIES...................................................38, 53 TURKEY, INFLATABLE........................................27 UNDERPANTS.......................................25, 34, 43 UNICORN PRODUCTS......10, 13, 17, 20, 26, 32, 38 URNS................................................................24 VOODOO DOLL..................................................26 WALLETS..............................................25, 34, 54 WASABI PRODUCTS.............................. 29, 49-52 WIND-UPS..................................................26, 27 WINE ACCESSORIES...........................................43 WRAPPING PAPER..........................................5, 6 ZOMBIE PRODUCTS...10, 17, 19-21, 40, 47, 48, 57

NUMERICAL INDEX 09181. FINGER MONSTERS....................................20

11957. BACON LIP BALM.................................30, 56

12263. SQUIRREL COFFEE CUP...............................41

12392. GOOGLY EYES LUGGAGE TAG.......................40

12472. BLINKY DOLL-EYES GLASSES......................14

09328. HOME MOVIE CLAPPERBOARD...................28

11960. BACON SOAP........................................33, 56

12266. EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYES.......................... 8

12394. CREEPY HORSE MAN..................................18

12473. HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER.................39

09510. CLASSIC DISGUISE GLASSES .......................14

11987. RELUCTANT BRIDE CAKE TOPPER................38

12267. INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN......................13

12395. EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATS............13, 53

12474. HAPPY PIG MASK.......................................12

09511. DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN..........................27

11993. RELUCTANT GROOM CAKE TOPPER.............38

12269. LETS EAT SERVING TRAY.............................47

12396. DOLL HEAD SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS.........44

12475. SCREAMING PICKLE....................................23

10295. PRISM........................................................28

11994. OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAME.......21, 57

12275. LAST SUPPER SERVING TRAY......................47

12397. WASABI CANDY..........................................49

12476. CREEPY HORSE MAN HAND PUPPET...........26

10375. ZOMBIE BRAIN GELATIN MOLD ..................47

12018. DILL PICKLE MINTS....................................48

12277. STEAMPUNK SLEEP MASK..........................40

12398. LUCKY SKULL PORCELAIN TEAPOT..............44

12477. BIGFOOT BANDAGES............................31, 60

10481. TOOTHPICK BIRD........................................46

12027. CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASK.......................10

12279. TV DINNER SERVING TRAY..........................47

12400. EMERGENCY HORSE...................................22

12478. COCKY CHICKEN MASK...............................11

10484. STYLISH MUSTACHES.................................15

12039. PICKLE LIP BALM.......................................30

12281. HONEY BADGER MINTS..............................48

12401. DEAR LEADER MINTS.................................48

12479. EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOS...................7, 59

10500. SARCASTIC BALL........................................24

12041. UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS........34

12283. MAGICAL UNICORN MASK..........................10

12402. WASABI CANDY CANES...............................51

12480. EXPLODING POPCORN CANDY.....................52

10519. AFFIRMATION BALL....................................24

12049. BENDABLE MR. BACON.........................17, 54

12284. ANIME GLASSES.........................................14

12404. INSTANT AUDIENCE....................................22

12481. BACON TAPE................................................ 8

10571. FREELOADER FORK.....................................46

12050. CUPCAKE LIP BALM....................................30

12286. CARDINAL MASK........................................11

12405. GRAVY CANDY CANES................................51

12482. LOVE TIKI MUG...........................................42

10795. TIKI MUGS..................................................42

12055. CTHULHU MINTS........................................48

12287. EMERGENCY INFLATABLE CHICKEN.............26

12406. FAIL BUTTON..............................................22

12483. SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTE.............29, 58

10818. GNARLY TEETH...........................................15

12061. BACON TOOTHPASTE............................29, 56

12288. ZOMBIE SLEEP MASK...........................40, 57

12407. CHARLES DARWIN ORNAMENT...................36

12484. EXPLODING WASABI CANDY.......................52

10891. WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTS.........25, 34

12079. GIRL SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS.....................25

12289. LET’S GET MESSY PIG OUT KIT....................47

12408. BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAG........................40, 60

12485. DRESS-UP BIGFOOT................................3, 61

11055. DASHBOARD MONK...................................19

12083. PICKLE GUMBALLS.....................................50

12291. DASHBOARD MONSTER..............................19

12409. GIFT ALARM................................................ 9

12486. DELUXE FINGER MONSTERS SET.................20

11093. DASHBOARD JESUS....................................19

12086. INSTANT UNDERPANTS...............................34

12293. SQUIRREL MASK........................................12

12410. MEAT PARADE WRAPPING PAPER BOOK...... 5

12487. JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE..................29, 59

11126. GIANT WOODEN PENCIL.............................. 9

12095. CUPCAKE GUMBALLS.................................50

12294. SLICEY THE PIG..........................................18

12412. GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS..............................12

12488. YODELLING BACON...............................22, 54

11129. ULTRAVIOLET SPY PEN...............................23

12096. SUPER AWESOME TRADING CARDS............. 6

12296. BBQ CHEF HAT............................................46

12413. CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER BOOK................ 5

12489. MODEST URN.............................................24

11319. PIRATE BANDAGES.....................................32

12098. EMERGENCY BOWTIE.................................27

12297. MUSTACHE ICE CUBE TRAY.........................47

12414. VEGETABLE CANDY.....................................49

12490. WASABI TOOTHPASTE.................................29

11328. DASHBOARD HULA GIRL.............................19

12099. THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS........................50

12298. TV DINNER GUMBALLS...............................50

12416. BACON BODY WASH.............................33, 56

12491. CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER BOOK.......... 5

11472. BOO BOO KISSES BANDAGES......................32

12107. HIPSTER MUSTACHE...................................15

12302. ABRAHAM LINCOLN BANDAGES.................31

12419. PUG MASK.................................................12

12492. MODEST PET URN......................................24

11476. BACON BANDAGES...............................31, 54

12126. MUSTACHE CANDIES .................................49

12303. BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER.....................35, 60

12424. UNICORN AND HORSE CAKE TOPPER...........38

12493. BIGFOOT LUNCHBOX............................45, 60

11481. PENCIL THIN MUSTACHES...........................15

12131. MACHISMO CANDY CIGARETTES.................50

12304. SNAKE OIL SOAP........................................33

12425. SHARK BOWL.............................................44

12494. SCHADENFREUDE MINTS............................48

11494. COWBOY BANDAGES..................................32

12137. MUSTACHE BANDAGES...............................32

12305. GIANT GOOGLY EYES................................... 8

12427. MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOX..........................45

12495. BIGFOOT ORNAMENT...........................36, 60

11568. BENDABLE PARTY MUSTACHE....................15

12139. EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER.......34

12306. JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE................51, 55

12428. CREEPY HORSE HEAD ORNAMENT..............36

12496. ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENER.......................35

11605. GUMMY BACON ...................................51, 55

12140. JUST LIKE DAD CANDY CIGARETTES............50

12307. INFLATABLE CTHULHU ARM.......................13

12430. PARKING SPACE GODDESS.........................26

12497. EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOK..........52, 59

11626. LAST SUPPER AFTER DINNER MINTS ..........48

12143. ARTIST FACIAL HAIR...................................15

12308. EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOX.............45, 59

12431. EDGAR ALLAN POE AIR FRESHENER......35, 59

12499. SANTAUR ORNAMENT................................36

11653. BACON WALLET....................................25, 54

12144. DOCTOR'S CHOICE CANDY CIGARETTES.......50

12310. SQUIRREL ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG...........41

12432. SIZZLING BACON CANDY......................52, 55

12500. CHANDELIER 3D AIR FRESHENER................35

11657. JESUS BANDAGES.......................................32

12145. KILLER BEES CANDIES................................49

12313. PICKLE CANDY CANES................................51

12433. ANIME EYES LUGGAGE TAG.........................40

12501. BIGFOOT TIKI MUG...............................42, 60

11679. HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND APRON.......37

12149. FIRE ANTS CANDIES....................................49

12315. BREAKDANCING MONKS TEACUPS..............42

12434. SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENER............35, 58

12502. SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOK................52, 58

11704. RING BELL FOR SERVICE.............................39

12151. NARWHAL HORN CANDY ...........................49

12318. CERAMIC PIGGY SPOON REST.....................44

12436. FOODIE BANDAGES....................................33

12503. SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENER...................35

11706. BACON MINTS .....................................48, 55

12161. FINGER TENTACLES.....................................21

12321. TECH MONKS TEACUPS...............................42

12437. JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENER..............35, 59

12504. BALD EAGLE MASK.....................................11

11715. SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM ............50, 58

12169. BACON GIFTWRAP...................................... 6

12323. SURPRISE TATTOOS..................................... 7

12438. EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES.............31, 59

12505. SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOK............52, 58

11718. BANANA MONKEY MINTS...........................48

12170. “I’M NOT LISTENING!” EARPLUGS ...............36

12324. FISH HEAD ORNAMENT..............................36

12439. VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FINGER PUPPETS...20

12506. NAPKIN SKETCHBOOK................................. 6

11723. BACON TOOTHPICKS.............................51, 56

12171. BACON LOLLIPOPS...............................51, 56

12325. BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER......................39

12440. LINCOLN SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS.............44

12507. EMERGENCY SELF-ESTEEM KIT...................24

11739. ZOMBIE PLAYSET..................................17, 57

12173. MUSTACHE GIFT WRAP............................... 6

12327. VINDERPANTS............................................43

12441. JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS...........................7, 59

12508. DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHA...................18, 53

11742. DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALL.................24, 58

12174. FRENCH FRY LIP BALM...............................30

12329. TOP HAT ESPRESSO CUP & SAUCER.............42

12442. BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHE................15, 56

12509. SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SET...........30, 58

11748. UNICORN BANDAGES.................................32

12176. POPCORN JELLY BEANS..............................51

12330. VINDERHOSEN...........................................43

12443. JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE..............16, 59

12510. BACON PENNANT.................................37, 54

11756. REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE ..................17, 57

12179. PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT.....................34

12332. JUST SHOT GLASS.......................................43

12444. LUCKY MOJO LUGGAGE TAG........................40

12511. EAGLE TALONS...........................................11

11761. YODELLING PICKLE.....................................23

12181. LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP SLIPPERS...........36

12333. CERAMIC BACON SPOON REST....................44

12445. CROW MASK..............................................11

12512. SUPER AWESOME COLORING BOOK............. 4

11763. SWITCHBLADE COMB.................................27

12185. BACON CANDY.....................................49, 56

12336. SQUIRREL SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.......44

12446. LUCKY MOJO GINGER CANDY......................49

12513. FINGER HANDS..........................................20

11794. LI’L DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAY....................28

12187. EMERGENCY MEOW BUTTON.....................22

12339. HIPPO ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG.................41

12447. SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGURE............16, 58

12514. VOODOO DOLL...........................................26

11815. GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES.......................20, 57

12191. EMERGENCY AFFIRMATION BUTTON...........22

12340. DASHBOARD EYEBALL WIGGLER................19

12448. CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARD..................28, 53

12515. LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOT....................44, 53

11817. TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT CAMERA..............28

12192. BACON CANDY CANES................................51

12343. TOP IT OFF WINE STOPPER..........................43

12449. MUSTACHE PARTY......................................15

12516. EXISTENTIAL COLORING BOOK..................... 4

11818. PICKLE BANDAGES.....................................32

12194. HAND SOAP...............................................33

12355. VINDERALLS..............................................43

12450. EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGURE......16, 59

12517. BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS..................4, 61

11821. LI’L SMOOCHERS CANDY............................49

12196. HANUKKAH CANDY CANES.........................51

12357. EMERGENCY INFLATABLE TOAST.................26

12452. RED FEZ.....................................................15

12518. DESPAIR PENNANT.....................................37

11847. BACON FLOSS.......................................30, 56

12198. SHARK ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG................41

12359. INFLATABLE BEARD OF BEES.......................13

12453. BACON STORAGE BOX.................................. 9

12519. BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT.........................6, 61

11849. BACON BEANS .....................................51, 54

12200. JACKPOT GUM............................................50

12361. JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES.....................31, 59

12454. HORRIFIED MOVIE VICTIMS........................17

12520. WORLD’S BEST DOG TROPHY......................38

11852. GREEN BUDDHA MINTS..............................48

12201. BACON ORNAMENT..............................37, 54

12362. INFLATABLE TOUPÉE...................................13

12455. SUPER AWESOME POSTCARD BOOK............. 2

12521. WIND-UP LEDERHOSEN..............................27

11854. CUPCAKE MINTS........................................49

12206. MUSTACHE ORNAMENT..............................37

12364. INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATS.13, 53

12456. SPY EYE RIGHT ANGLE VIEWER...................23

12522. GRUMP NOTEBOOKS................................... 4

11871. BACON GUMBALLS...............................50, 55

12207. OCTOPUS PORCELAIN MUG .......................41

12367. PIGEON MASK............................................11

12457. HORSE HOOVES..........................................12

12523. BIGFOOT PENNANT..............................37, 60

11876. WASABI GUMBALLS...................................50

12211. CHERRY JELLY BEANS.................................51

12369. INFLATABLE CTHULHU BEARD....................13

12458. BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE......................16, 60

12524. DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARE....18, 58

11884. SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS.............................25

12219. SWITCHBLADE SPORK................................46

12372. EAR BUDDIES EAR BUDS............................23

12459. AVENGING UNICORN..................................17

12525. UNICORN MAN HAND PUPPET....................26

11888. ULTIMATE GEEK PEN...................................23

12223. FINGER SPORKS.........................................46

12373. GOOGLY EYE PUSH PINS.............................. 8

12460. WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHY.................38, 53

12526. BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE...................39, 60

11891. SWITCHBLADE MUSTACHE COMB...............27

12224. INFLATABLE BEARD....................................13

12374. GOOGLY EYES DRINK MARKERS..................42

12461. MYSTERY STORAGE BOX.............................. 9

12527. GEEK PENNANT..........................................37

11893. CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAME............21, 53

12241. LUNCH DISGUISE SANDWICH BAGS............45

12375. LAB FLASK SHOT GLASS.............................43

12462. SEE BEHIND YOU GLASSES..........................14

12528. FINGER HOOKS...........................................38

11902. I LOVE YOU EGG SHAPER.............................46

12243. DASHBOARD ZOMBIE...........................19, 57

12378. TATTOUPÉES................................................ 7

12463. MAN HANDS..............................................12

12529. BIRTHDAY MINI DECORATIONS.................... 3

11905. CUPCAKE BANDAGES.................................32

12244. CRIME SCENE SANDWICH BAGS..................45

12382. GLOW IN THE DARK GOOGLY EYES............... 8

12464. ILLUMINATI STORAGE BOX........................... 9

12530. HANDICORN...............................................20

11927. CUPCAKE FLOSS.........................................30

12245. JINX REMOVING SPRAY..............................36

12383. BIG GOOGLY EYES........................................ 8

12465. ZOMBIE HORSE MASK..........................10, 57

12531. LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOK..................... 2

11928. STYLISH MUSTACHES FOR GIRLS................15

12247. MADE WITH LOVE SANDWICH BAGS...........45

12385. ANGRY SCOTSMAN MINTS..........................48

12466. SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGURE.........16, 58

12532. HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONS................ 3

11935. BREAKFAST FLOSS......................................30

12253. CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY......................49, 53

12386. GOOGLY EYES GLASSES..............................14

12467. BACON AIR FRESHENER........................35, 56

12534. UNDERPANTS WALLET..........................25, 34

11940. INFLATABLE TURKEY..................................27

12255. GREEN TEA MINTS......................................48

12387. DEVIL DUCKIE LUGGAGE TAGS....................40

12468. YOU’RE THE STAR.......................................17

12535. INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS.............................. 4

11941. ZOMBIE MINTS.....................................48, 57

12256. INFLATABLE TENTACLE ARM.......................13

12389. SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES...31, 58

12469. AMAZING HYPNO GLASSES........................14

12538. DASHBOARD GENIUS BEETHOVEN..............18

11951. HANDERPANTS™..................................25, 34

12259. LAST SUPPER PAPER PLACEMATS...............47

12390. NIHILIST TOOTHPASTE................................29

12470. CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE.........16, 53

11952. MR. BACON’S BOARD GAME.................21, 54

12260. WORLD’S LARGEST COFFEE CUP.................41

12391. GRAVY CANDY............................................49

12471. LADY HORSE MASK....................................10

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