WORK SUCKS
LOCKED OUT BF IS STUPID
WINES
TIMES fall 2016 catalogue NAPA VALLEY
STILL SINGLE
Late again
FOR THE
UGH KIDS
LOL DIETS
I Can’t Even
UGH WHY ME
TABLE OF CONTENTS
I’m SO DONE
Who we are
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Wines
06 Whites
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Pinks
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Reds
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Gifts
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Merchandise
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TODAY SUCKED? We’ll DRINK TO THAT!
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who we are Tough day at the office? Got yourself locked out of your apartment? Still striking out on Tinder? These are the moments faced by the everyday woman that inspired us to start Wines For The Times. We are a company created for everyday women by everyday women. We too experience the daily grind and all the unwelcome twists that come with it. The best way to cope with these times? A glass of our wine and a laugh. In an attempt to make the tough times of your hectic day more bearable, we’ve curated a sophisticated and affordable palette of wines to ease your mind and soothe your stress. From savory reds to sweet whites and everything in between, our wines are guaranteed to help take the edge off. We personally know how irritating a day can get when unexpected hiccups start to pile up and we want you to know, you’re not alone in your annoyances. Whether it be from your kids, your work, your non-existent love life or anything else testing your sanity, go ahead and take a time-out from it all. Sip (or chug) a glass of our wine and know that everything will be okay. -Elizabeth Wheeler & Reagan Walsh Founders of Wines For The Times
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WINES
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The “I’m Over it” Face
Go Ahead, Fill ‘er Up
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BAD DAY CHARDONNAY FOR THE TIMES: When your day could not get any worse.
FROWN so Hard
Forgot your wallet at home? Stuck at the singles table at your cousin’s wedding? Our Bad Day Chardonnay is here to help block out these less than perfect moments. Aged to perfection, our chardonnay presents hints of apple, lemon and pineapple for a crisp and refreshing taste. So go ahead, sip until this bad day slips your mind.
FLAVORS OF:
MADE WITH: Green Vitis Vinifera (Oaked)
Georgia
Texas
Hawaii
SERVE TEMP: App. 50 F
ACIDITY: Medium
CONTAINS:
PAIR WITH:
12.5% Alcohol Mozzarella Sticks
Dance Parties
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GO AWAY ROSE
POUR it up pour it up
FOR THE TIMES: When your day calls for a little more you and a little less everything else. Ditch the stressors of your day with our Go Away Rosé. Crafted using old-world techniques, our rosé offers a full and fruity taste with the perfect amount of dryness. Ideal for the times when your husband is being an idiot or your mother-in-law won’t stop nagging, this rosé is here to help you send all those unwanted annoyances away.
MADE WITH:
FLAVORS OF:
Green & Red Vitis Vinifera (Oaked)
Florida
California
Arizona
PAIR WITH:
SERVE TEMP: App. 50 F
CONTAINS: 13% Alcohol
Pepperoni Pizza
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Netflix
ACIDITY: High
not amused
side eye to send them all away
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Work that pout
Eyebrow arch game strong
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Hell NO MERLOT CHUG AWAY
FOR THE TIMES: When day-to-day life is throwing you just a little too much. Say hell no to it all with our Hell No Merlot. Prepared in the warmth of the Napa Valley sun, our merlot offers a full bodied, silky, sweet taste with a hint of spice to help you unwind. Perfect for when your boss piles on the work or your kid causes a scene at the grocery store, this merlot is here for you. Pour a glass and yell hell no to life’’s unwelcome hiccups.
MADE WITH:
FLAVORS OF:
Red Vitis Vinifera (Oaked)
SERVE TEMP: Oregon
Hawaii
Washington
App. 60 F
ACIDITY: Medium
CONTAINS:
PAIR WITH:
14.5% Alcohol Burgers
Bubble Baths
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