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INSIDE MEASHA VOX 1. Which of the following performers is NOT a member of the House Of Vox? a) Vuhgina Vox b) Virgin A. Vox c) Alotta Vox d) Trumpalina Vox 2. One of Measha's earliest careers in show business was as . . . a) fashion stylist for Hillard Clinton b) pimp for Andria Michaels c) wet nurse for Rusheena Fontaine d) bodyguard for Whitney Houston 3. Measha's boy name includes eight components (some are hyphenated and some are considered surtitles.) Which of the following names is NOT one them? a) Bitch b) Obama c) Kardashian d) Adolph 4. One man is just not enough for Measha. Which phrase below best describes the two men that she keeps locked up at home? a) the short and the loud b) the Hoover and the Eureka c) the slut and the servant d) the dick and the dwarf 5. Measha's impressive collection of knives, swords and other assorted "stabby" weapons has led many in the drag community to suspect that . . . a) she likes to cruise the meat counter at Kroger b) every full moon, she sacrifices an inferior performer on the altar of Rupaul c) she coined the phrase "I'll cut a bitch!" d) she was behind the murder of Brazon
ANSWERS 1. None of these performers are real. 2. None of these are correct, however, Measha has worked as Rushena's diet coach. 3. One might guess "Adolph" due to Measha's German heritage, but none of these names are part of her elaborate boy name. But a lot of people have called her "Bitch." 4. I'm not touching this one. (Pssst . . . don't tell anyone that we said this, but they are ALL correct.) 5. None of these are correct. Measha simply enjoys the finer things in life.
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