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Head Smart: Wisconsin Researchers Make Concussions a Priority ::BY MICHAEL POPKE

n October, the world’s most comprehensive concussion study received a new infusion of $22.5 million to continue its work examining the impact of head injuries on student athletes. That’s huge news for the Medical College of Wisconsin, one of four educational institutions (along with Indiana University’s School of Medicine, the University of Michigan and the Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences) leading the NCAA-DOD Concussion Assessment, Research and Education Consortium. Better known as the CARE Consortium, the study is funded by the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) and the U.S. Department of Defense (DOD). It began in 2014 with a $30 million grant and the twin goals of understanding how concussions affect the brain and identifying ways to improve diagnosis, treatment and prevention. So far, the CARE Consortium has collected data on more than 39,000 student athletes and cadets at 30 colleges, universities and military service academies—including the University of Wisconsin. More than 3,300 of the study’s participants have experienced concussions. “It was really our work over the last 20 years that put us in a position to compete for and lead the CARE Consortium project,” says Michael McCrea, professor of neurosurgery and co-director of the Center for Neurotrauma Research at the Medical College of Wisconsin (MCW), who is one of the study’s leaders. McCrea and his MCW team focus on head impact sensor technologies, advanced neuroimaging and biological markers that include detailed genetic testing. The college’s participation in such a monumental project is indicative of Wisconsin’s status as a leader in concussion research that is changing not only how concussions are diagnosed and treated, but also the way in which people perceive brain injuries. “Wisconsin is known for collaborative, interprofessional concussion research,” says Traci Snedden, assistant professor and pediatric nurse practitioner at the UWMadison School of Nursing. Snedden’s recent work links concussions in students to academic struggles. “That’s how change is going to happen: by doing research collaboratively.” Snedden (along with several other researchers around the state) is among those whose diverse body of work provides national insight into the ever-evolving science of concussions, which commonly occur not only in football but also in such winter sports as basketball, wrestling and ice hockey. Those researchers also include Alison Brooks—associate professor in UW-Madison’s Department of Orthopedics and principal investigator at the CARE Consortium’s Madison site—and Brian Stemper, associate professor of biomedical engineering at Marquette University and MCW.

Increasing Public Awareness

McCrea, for one, has been at this a long time. In the late 1990s, he and renowned University of North Carolina sports medicine researcher Kevin Guskiewicz co-led the NCAA’s ﬁrst concussion study, which, though limited to male student athletes, was the largest of its kind at the time. “Back in those days, we were relying on a symptoms checklist, and the athletes self-reported,” McCrea says. “Fast-forward over the past 20 years, and we now have the ability to better understand the effects of this injury on the brain and how long it takes the brain to recover.” Indeed, concussion awareness among medical professionals and the general public has come a long way from what might as well be considered the dark ages. That was before the term “Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy,” a brain condition associated

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with repeated blows to the head, better known as CTE, became a common part of the vernacular. National Football League (NFL) players such as former Wisconsin Badgers linebacker Chris Borland began retiring at the peak of their careers, fearing longterm brain damage, and parents stopped letting their young kids play tackle football. CTE cannot be detected until death and has been found in several deceased NFL players. The Medical College of Wisconsin will co-lead a study on the potential long-term neurologic health consequences of concussions and sub-concussive injuries sustained by as many as 2,500 former NFL players. McCrea is co-principal investigator on the study, which was announced on Thursday, Nov. 15. “[The medical community has] evolved from doing nothing about concussions to a very awkward and misguided period of ‘cocoon therapy,’ where people were advising athletes to go into a dark room and observe total rest for an extended period of time. We soon realized that did more harm than good,” McCrea says. “Then, the pendulum swung back, and we’re now studying approaches toward active rehabilitation, meaning that, after an athlete has observed a brief period of rest to let symptoms improve, we introduce low-level exercise that we know is good for brain recovery but also really good for the athlete’s mental health.” McCrea, who recently was elected president of the Society for Clinical Neuropsychology, also spearheads MCW’s Project Head to Head II, an ongoing study of sportsrelated concussions in high school and college athletes in Southeastern Wisconsin. Additionally, he oversees a study funded by the NFL to determine the role of active rehabilitation strategies in concussion management.

Return to Play or Return to Learn?

Snedden’s work has made headlines for linking concussions to increased academic struggles. Her research indicates that concussed college students (not just athletes) at the University of Wisconsin experience shorter attention spans, more time-management troubles and more difficulty taking notes than students with other injuries, such as broken bones and torn ligaments. She also recently conducted a similar study with high school students (mostly athletes) in the Milwaukee and Madison areas. “There has been more focus on return to play than return to learn,” Snedden says. “Thankfully, we’re gaining some progress in placing attention on the return-to-learn component after this type of injury.” As evidence, Snedden notes that some high schools in Wisconsin have enlisted concussion-management teams to help students recovering from a head injury better navigate the return-to-learn process. Stemper, meanwhile, is the lead author of a recent study that concludes a football player hit in the head might suffer a concussion not as a result of that single impact but based on the number and severity of hits his head sustained in the days, weeks and months prior to the concussion. His findings provide further support for limiting head-impact exposure during practices and games. Collectively, the research conducted by Stemper, Snedden, McCrea and others is helping steer the local and national concussion discussion. “When we first got into this work, there were high school athletes rendered unconscious who were returning to play during the same game. Those days are gone,” McCrea says about the combined impact of collaborative research and the subsequent boost in overall concussion awareness among players, coaches, parents and athletic administrators. “In 15 years, return to play has gone from 15 minutes to 15 days.” Meanwhile, “the science continues to grow, and it’s going to get more complex,” Snedden adds. “But every single day, we are learning.” Comment at shepherdexpress.com.

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MILWAUKEE COUNTY STRUGGLES TO SAVE ‘JOBLINES’ USED BY HUNDREDS DAILY ::BY DAN SHAW

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his year was nearly the end of the line for a Milwaukee County bus route used largely to ferry residents of Milwaukee’s inner city to jobs that would otherwise be miles out of reach. The county’s bus Route 61, although not even four years old, has more than 800 riders on average for its weekday trips to commercial districts found along Appleton Avenue, both in Milwaukee and across the county line in Menomonee Falls. More impressive, the number of people taking this so-called JobLine has increased even as passenger figures for the entire Milwaukee County Transit System have generally declined. It’s a story that policymakers would seem eager to embrace: a shining example of public transportation living up to its promise to bring people to jobs that would otherwise be too far afield. But, even with such patent benefits, local officials struggled this year to keep the Route 61 JobLine going. As is always the case with public transportation, the biggest source of trouble has been funding. Route 61 was set up in 2015, alongside two other JobLines—routes 6 and 279—using money from a lawsuit settlement reached over the state’s reconstruction of the massive Zoo Interchange. Activist groups, such as the Milwaukee InnerCity Congregations Allied for Hope (MICAH) and the Black Health Coalition of Wisconsin (BHCW), argued that the Zoo Interchange project, taking place well west of Milwaukee’s Downtown, would primarily benefit affluent residents of the city’s suburbs. In a settlement reached with the state, the plaintiffs secured $11.5 million for the new JobLines. The money, though, had to be all spent by a specific date: Oct. 1 of this year. Well before that deadline, local officials had recognized Route 279 wasn’t going to work. The line was canceled in 2016 after generating little interest in its daily trips to an industrial park in Menomonee Falls. The same fate now awaits Route 6, which attracts only between 100 and 150 riders a day for its journeys southwest of Milwaukee to the city of New Berlin.

Getting to Work

With such low passenger numbers, Route 6 probably wasn’t worth keeping around, according to a study released in October by the UWMilwaukee Center for Economic Development. Route 61, though, is another matter. The Route 61 line, according to the study, provides many inner-city residents with their sole means of getting to nearly 700 employers with 15,000 jobs. They include many of the biggest names in retail— Walmart, Home Depot, Target, Costco, Menards and Kohl’s—as well as manufacturers, various sorts of professional-service firms, smaller shops and restaurants.

Crucially, the biggest employer served by the route—Alto-Shaam Inc., which has about 360 people on its payroll making commercial-kitchen equipment—is in Waukesha County. As noted in the UWM report, the only businesses at risk of losing workers, should Route 61 be shut down, would be those operating across the county line. Companies in Milwaukee County could still be reached by other routes. Joel Rast, director of the UWM Center for Economic Development and author of the report, said one of the biggest lessons he learned from studying the passenger numbers is that route design matters a lot. Route 6 was a long haul and took riders on a meandering path through the New Berlin Industrial Park. Route 61 is similarly long, but it goes through parts of the city that give people lots of reasons to hop on and off. There

she and other county officials were able to continue the service in part because of additional transportation-aid money Milwaukee County is receiving from the state. Keeping it going next year will most likely require more from the same source. Dimitrijevic said she thinks county officials have a good case to make for receiving additional assistance. Republicans in Madison have gone to great lengths in recent years to try to get unemployed people off public benefits as quickly possible and back into the workforce. But if people are going to be expected to work, Dimitrijevic said, they have to have a reliable means of getting to a job. “Anyone who runs on getting people to work and economic development must also support public transit,” she said. “The two go hand and hand.” Dimitrijevic and Rast also said Milwaukee County officials may have to look for support a little closer to home. The two noted that both Waukesha and Washington counties have benefitted from the Route 61 line, yet they have contributed nothing toward it. The time may have come, they said, for the formation of some sort of regional partnership that helps ensure that places with high demand for employees are paying some of the cost of getting people to work. “It’s simply not fair to be footing the entire bill to get employees out to employers in Waukesha

RAST’S STUDY FURTHER REVEALED JUST HOW DEPENDENT PASSENGERS ARE ON THE JOBLINES. A SURVEY OF RIDERS FOUND THAT ONLY 26 % HAD A DRIVER’S LICENSE AND 14 % HAD ACCESS TO A CAR. A FULL TWO THIRDS OF THE PASSENGERS SURVEYED REPORTED TAKING THE JOBLINES TO GET TO JOBS. are not just jobs, but also places for shopping and food. “So, you have to ask yourself, ‘What are the destinations?’,” Rast said, “and configure a route that people are going to want to get to.” Rast’s study further revealed just how dependent passengers are on the JobLines. A survey of riders found that only 26 % had a driver’s license and 14 % had access to a car. A full two thirds of the passengers surveyed reported taking the JobLines to get to jobs. “I think that’s appreciated by very few people and only by certain lawmakers, the fact that poor people don’t always have cars, or they don’t have a driver’s license in some cases,” Rast said. “And then these people are very limited in the job opportunities they can get to.”

Waukesha Still on the Line

County officials’ latest budget doesn’t actually save Route 61. Instead, it modifies two existing lines—Routes 57 and 22—to ensure riders can continue getting to the same employers. Most important of all, the plan continues service into Waukesha County until August 2019, when county officials will have to take yet another look at the budget. County Supervisor Marina Dimitrijevic said

County and other places that can’t find enough workers,” Rast said. But Allison Bussler, Waukesha County’s director of public works, said she and her colleagues are not quite ready to add a JobLine to the bus routes Waukesha County now helps Milwaukee County fund. In talks with Milwaukee County Transit officials, Bussler said she has learned that passenger data suggest most riders of Route 61 were getting off the bus in Milwaukee County rather than staying to cross the county line. She also said employer surveys, which were conducted by the Waukesha County Business Alliance, rank a lack of public transportation very low on the list of reasons why local companies sometimes struggle to find workers. However, the current and future JobLines are to be paid for. Rast said the story of Route 61 has given skeptics reason to doubt at least some of their convictions about public transportation. Above all, it has shown that there can be great demand for a well-designed service that helps people show up for work. “I think this was an important first step,” he said. “It was at least partially successful, and we can do even better based on whatever we learned from this experience.” Comment at shepherdexpress.com n SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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Anti-Gun Vigil @ Brew City Shooters Supply (2339 S. 43rd St.), noon-1 p.m.

Casa Maria Catholic Worker, a Catholic Worker community which takes in homeless women, families asylees and refugees, will hold a vigil protesting gun violence outside of Brew City Shooters Supply, a local gun store.

MKE Monumental Five @ America’s Black Holocaust Museum (2233 N. Vel R. Phillips Ave.), 6-8:30 p.m.

At the finale of the MKE Monumental series, which honors the 50th anniversary of the open housing marches, attendees will take a deep look at the marches with a program facilitated by Dasha Kelly of Still Waters Collective. The free event includes light appetizers. You can register at zeidlercenter.org/mkemonumental.

Driver Licenses for All @ South Division High School (1515 W. Lapham Blvd.), 2-4 p.m.

This event is a part of Voces de la Frontera’s campaign to pass legislation that will restore driver licenses to immigrants and low-income people. The group will share information on the campaign’s progress and upcoming actions.

Milwaukee Democratic Socialists of America New Member Orientation @ Mitchell Street Library (906 W. Historic Mitchell St.), 1-3 p.m.

The Milwaukee chapter of Democratic Socialists of America will hold an orientation for new members or people who are just interested in learning more about the group. The group will join for food, drink and conversation after the meeting.

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The Future of Milwaukee’s Parks @ The Wisconsin Club’s City Club (900 W. Wisconsin Ave.), 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

This interactive lunch and discussion looks at “the downward spiral of shrinking parks department funding,” according to the event’s Facebook page, and seeks to find ways to hold state and local elected officials accountable. The event is $15 for the public and $13 for Milwaukee Riverkeeper members. You can register at www.milwaukeeriverkeep.org.

An Evening to Promote Racial Justice @ Marcus Center for the Performing Arts (929 N. Water St.), 5-8 p.m.

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Democratic strategist and CNN political commenter Symone D. Sanders will be the keynote speaker at this year’s YWCA of Southeast Wisconsin-hosted awards presentation. Tickets are $75 and can be purchased at ywcasew.org.

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Ivanka Trump defended her use of a private email account to conduct government business by claiming that she didn’t know she was violating any rules. Considering that Donald Trump spent months on the campaign trail attacking Hillary Clinton for her emails as his supporters chanted “Lock her up!” do you buy Ivanka Trump’s explanation? n Yes n No Vote online at shepherdexpress.com. We’ll publish the results of this poll in next week’s issue.

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Happy Holidays from Trump’s ‘Vicious’ World ::BY JOEL MCNALLY

onald Trump’s chilling Thanksgiving message this year, that “the world is a very, very vicious place,” wasn’t the usual uplifting encouragement for the American people to celebrate their blessings as loving families gather around a bountiful table. But, at least, it was fair warning about his own grim vision of our future together. It’s normal whenever presidents call attention to the horrors of the world to promise nothing can prevent Americans, united in common purpose, from triumphing over adversity. But it’s often been said that Trump defies presidential norms. In a hostile, vicious world, he’s more of an “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” kind of guy. Trump was explaining why he doesn’t intend to order economic sanctions or end arms sales to Saudi Arabia just because U.S. intelligence agencies say the Saudi crown prince ordered the barbaric murder and dismemberment of a critical Saudi journalist who lived in the U.S. “Maybe the world should be held accountable because the world is a very, very vicious place,” the deeply philosophical Trump philosophized. Trump sees nothing immoral or un-American about a U.S. foreign policy that curries favor with savage dictators around the world. Besides, the crown prince is a good pal of Trump’s own princely son-in-law, and the Saudis spend millions of dollars buying Trump real estate and renting whole floors in his luxury hotels. Such a foreign policy devoid of morality or democratic values should come as no surprise since Trump has completely removed morality and American values from his domestic policies as well. Despite that, many of Trump’s strongest supporters continue to call themselves evangelical Christians and patriotic Americans. No one knows why. For Trump and his Republican supporters and apologists, there are far more terrifying concerns than Saudi Arabian butchers: Muslim assassins brandishing bone saws are our friends, but impoverished Latin Americans escaping poverty and gang violence are plotting to rape and kill you. Especially dangerous are women and children fleeing violence in Central America on foot across Mexico to invade the U.S. and murder Americans in their beds. Mixed in are lots of sinister Middle Easterners, and they aren’t those nice Saudis, either; they’re from those other scary Muslim countries from which Trump called for a travel ban— whichever countries those are. As fast as undocumented immigrants could stream across the border, they lined up at polling places to cast illegal ballots for Democrats in the midterm elections. As Trump explained publicly, as soon as they voted, they would go outside and change shirts or put on a different hat and come back in and vote again. That’s why Georgia purged hundreds of thouSHEPHERD EXPRESS

sands of African Americans from the voting rolls, closed polling places in black communities and passed an “exact match signature” voter registration law to prevent illegal votes for African American Democratic candidate for governor Stacey Abrams. Trump demanded Florida stop even counting votes and declare Republican candidates who were ahead on Election Night the winners. In Wisconsin, Republicans were fortunate to continue controlling both houses of the state legislature through dishonest gerrymandering, even though Democrats defeated Gov. Scott Walker and every other Republican running statewide. As was true of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell after the election of Barack Obama in 2008, the ﬁrst concern of Wisconsin Republicans is to make sure Governor-elect Tony Evers doesn’t succeed in improving the lives of Wisconsinites. If voters get what

they voted for, they’ll just elect more Democrats. That will be easier when Evers forces the creation of fair voting districts after the 2020 census. On a more positive note, an honest report by scientists within Trump’s own government documenting the growing destruction from deadly wildfires, hurricanes, floods and droughts caused by climate change will finally alarm Trump and Republicans into reducing greenhouse gases in the atmosphere to end the catastrophic human, economic and environmental devastation. Unfortunately, just kidding. There really was such a report mandated by Congress. Trump released it on Black Friday, hoping that everyone would be too busy fighting over large-screen TVs to pay any attention. Whenever the temperature drops, Trump still sends out ignorant tweets pretending climate change doesn’t exist. He won’t stop destroying

environmental regulations that protect life on Earth until forced to do so by either Congress or the courts. Trump escaped his own vicious world for a brief moment of quiet reﬂection over Thanksgiving. When he was asked what he was most thankful for, Americans already knew his answer: himself. He was clearly proud of everything he’s accomplished as president for himself and his family; you know, like that whopping big tax cut for the richest people in America. The rest of us got loose change out of that, but the midterms gave us plenty to be thankful for as well: Most of all, the results of the midterms have now created a real congressional check on Trump, rid Wisconsin of Walker and ﬂipped Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania back into the Democratic column heading into the 2020 presidential election. Happy holidays! Comment at shepherdexpress.com.

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Wisconsin Voices’ Markasa Tucker BRINGING ACTIVISTS TOGETHER WITH THE COMMUNITY ::BY ERIN BLOODGOOD

arkasa Tucker was never really involved in civic engagement, until April 30, 2014, when Dontre Hamilton was shot and killed in Milwaukee. “That is what struck a nerve for me,” she states. New to activism, Tucker responded to the call when the Hamilton family asked people to join them in protest at Red Arrow Park following the shooting. She felt drawn to the protest and wanted to show support for the family, becoming one of many to demand justice and accountability from the police department. That same year, Tucker took a job at Wisconsin Voices, knowing that her career was heading down a new path. Wisconsin Voices is an organization that connects social action organizations with one another to build a collective that jointly has a stronger voice to make Wisconsin better. Once Tucker got a taste for activism, she couldn’t turn back. As she got more involved, she noticed “the community is often left from the table” when talking about policy changes and social justice, but she has made it her mission to bring them front and center. In 2016, the Coalition for Justice (CFJ)—an organization started by the Hamilton family focused on vindicating Dontre’s death and holding police accountable—

asked Tucker to join their core team. That topic of police accountability would become one of the core issues that Tucker would work to improve. A turning point for Tucker came in 2016, when Dontre’s brother, Nate Hamilton, personally asked her to speak at a rally in front of a crowd. After speaking with a bullhorn for the first time, she realized that is where she is meant to be. “I’m a connector and collaborator,” she says. “Continue to connect and engage people, because there’s value in all of us.” That year, she began incorporating the work of the CFJ into her work in the African American Round Table (AART), which is a monthly meeting of black leaders from the organizations that partner with Wisconsin Voices. Their goal is to create a unified partnership that empowers African Americans to lead and change policies through civic engagement. Tucker is now a lead facilitator of public protests, community meetings and organized lobbying efforts that push to open conversations between Milwaukee’s police and its citizens.

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“With Wisconsin Voices, I’ve learned that sometimes we show up in spaces as if we’re going to be a savior. We’re not the saviors,” explains Tucker. “The people who are affected and impacted by the situation, those are the people whose voices should be up front.” She goes on to say that, now that the election has ended, more than ever our citizens need to be present. The AART will be hosting community meetings with the elected office holders before Tuesday, Jan. 1, to educate people about each role and to allow people to ask the elected candidates questions. Whether people call their alderperson or simply show up at a meeting, there are plenty of opportunities to jump into the movement. “Find a way to plug in,” states Tucker. “Just don’t lose this momentum. Don’t get comfortable!” To learn more about Wisconsin Voices and the AART, visit wisconsinvoices.org. For more of Erin Bloodgood’s work and to find ways to get involved, visit bloodgoodfoto.com. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. n SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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New in Milwaukee New locations, new flavors and a new chain comes to town ::BY LACEY MUSZYNSKI The East Side gets a new café-restaurant combo, a Downtown spot rebrands itself, and more Latin flavors move into Bay View. Plus, a new spot from the owners of McBob’s (minus the corned beef).

East Town Kitchen & Bar

Millioke has rebranded and changed formats to an upscale comfort food venue. East Town Kitchen & Bar has a focus on Milwaukee and local ingredients, just like its new name. The space features a new layout with a subway tile-backed relocated bar and new banquette seating. Small plates include BLT deviled eggs, a jumbo pretzel with cheddar beer cheese and Widmer’s cheese curds. Two burgers feature Fred Linz Farms beef and toppings like white barbecue sauce and thick-cut peppered bacon. Beer-battered walleye, fried chicken with a hot honey drizzle and baked macaroni and cheese round out the entrees. Brunch includes items like biscuits and gravy and an appropriately named 32-ounce “Big Ass Bloody Mary.”

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Freshii

A Canadian-based fast casual chain has opened in the Two-Fifty Building Downtown. Freshii serves salads, wraps, bowls, burritos, frozen yogurt and fresh juices to health-conscious diners. Salads and wraps can be ordered in styles like Cobb and Southwestern fiesta or as build-your-own. Bowls are made with bases like brown rice, quinoa or rice noodles with flavor influences from the Mediterranean and Southeast Asia. This is the first location in Milwaukee, but not the first in the state. Madison’s two locations closed last month, leaving an Appleton, Wisc., location outside of our area.

250 E. Wisconsin Ave. • 414-921-0819 freshii.com/ca/en-ca/milwaukee

Interval

A café by day and restaurant by night has opened in the former Pleasant Kafe space. Interval is operated by the guys behind Pilcrow Coffee and aims to be a casual meeting space for the neighborhood all day long. Breakfast includes homemade biscuits served with or without sausage ($4-$6), banana bread ($4) and nitro, pour-

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over, espresso and Brazilian drinks. At dinner, the atmosphere will remain relaxed and comfortable in the minimalist space, while the menu will serve upscale small plates, pasta and larger plates for sharing. Dishes will change frequently, but expect items like pork belly with popped sorghum, vegetable salads with black garlic, pork fat madelines with cheese foam and steak tartare—all for around $10.

1600 N. Jackson St. • intervalmke.com • $-$$$

Merge

A modern bar and restaurant serving Korean-style fried chicken wings has opened in the former Yokohama space. Merge owners Choonghoon Lee and Lane Kim also own Char’d, a Korean restaurant that opened earlier this year. The fusion menu will include bar snacks and appetizers like Korean-influenced loaded fries, tacos and burgers. The signature item will be Korean fried chicken, which is known for its extreme crispness and sweet-and-spicy sauce. Cocktails with homemade syrups and weekend brunch will be available. The interior of the space is sleek and playful, and includes custom murals inspired by Black Cat Alley next door.

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A Caribbean and Latin American-inspired restaurant has opened in the former Riviera Maya spot (which has moved about a block down the street). Sabor Tropical serves dishes from Puerto Rico, Argentina, Mexico and Cuba, among others. Plantains play a big role on the menu in items like tostones rellenos ($8-$10) stuffed with your choice of meat; mofongo rellenos ($15-$24), an entree made of mashed plantains with chicharrónes and topped with shrimp, lobster or fish; and el jibarito ($11), a sandwich with smashed plantains taking the place of bread. Other options include Cuban ropa vieja ($12) with shredded flank steak and olives, pechuga con mole ($12) and gazpacho with shrimp, cucumbers and onion served with chicharrónes ($10). Tropical drinks like mojitos, caipirinhas and piña coladas are the bar’s specialty.

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Tusk

A new restaurant named after the owner’s appreciation for elephants has opened in Washington Heights. Tusk is run by Christine McRoberts, who also owns McBob’s just a few blocks away. The restaurant will be collaborating with the new Vennture Brew Co. next door to incorporate their beer, coffee and brewing byproducts into the menu, as well as several items for customers with special diets. A make-your-own board item includes meats, cheeses and accoutrements for sharing, along with apps like tempura green beans and chicken wings. Beef ramen made with stout ($15), sandwiches like grilled cheese and pulled pork and entrees such as blackened salmon ($14) round out the menu.

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Joe Schreiter, executive chef at Mistral, loves trying all the new restaurants in Milwaukee as they open, but it’s comfort food that he craves. One of his favorite foods in the city are stuffed chicken wings from Kim’s Thai. “They’re stuffed with vermicelli rice noodles, flavored with lemongrass and ginger and served with a soy-based sauce,” he says. “I don’t mind saying that I’ve often made a meal out of this appetizer.” Chef Schreiter also finds comfort in the form of a falafel sandwich at Holy Land Grocery and Deli. “Their falafel is green from herbs, crispy on the outside and almost creamy inside,” he says. “They also have great chicken shawarma, tabbouleh and hummus.”

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Hotel Madrid’s “Secret” Lucha Bar ::BY TEA KRULOS Your journey into a bar called Mucha Lucha Milwaukee begins by approaching the bartender at the Hotel Madrid and saying a secret password (we’ll let you find that on your own). You’re given a card that acts as an entry pass, and you’re led to a bank of wood panels in a nearby wall that opens into a doorway. You walk down a flight of stairs to a dimly lit basement that feels like a rec room decorated by an obsessive fan of lucha—the Mexican wrestling sport made famous by its colorful mask-clad combatants. Lucha has long been popular in Mexico and has a following in the US; here, in Milwaukee, lucha is present with the locally-produced Mondo Lucha wrestling events. On the walls of Mucha Lucha, you’ll find framed posters of classic lucha adventure movies starring famous luchadors, like Santo Contra el Doctor Muerte (“Santo Versus Doctor Death”). Loud hispanic hip hop blares from speakers while a flat screen TV shows lucha wrestling. Hold a battery-powered candle up to the menu in the dark and you’ll find a mezcal and tequila connoisseur’s dream. The small basement bar serves classics like margaritas, palomas, and a spin on classics, like an anejo tequila version of an Old Fashioned. Clever specialty drinks like “Mezcal me in the Morning,”“I Caz ‘adore’ You”, and “Jarritos Locos” fill out the menu. There’s Mexican beer in stock for those not tequila inclined. Limited to weekend hours only, Mucha Lucha is much the same appeal as the Safe House—the password and clandestine passageway into a unique spot is what makes the bar interesting—a fun place to bring friends, a date and, of course, anyone that loves tequila and lucha wrestling. Mucha Lucha Milwaukee is located in the secret basement of the Hotel Madrid (600 S. Sixth St.) and is open Friday-Saturday 10 p.m.-2 a.m. and Sunday 5 p.m.-2 a.m. More info at muchaluchamilwaukee.com. SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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Cannabidiol Food and Drink in Milwaukee ::BY SHEILA JULSON

annabidiol (CBD) has grown to become one of the most popular compounds of the hemp plant due to its touted anti-inflammatory and antianxiety properties without any psychoactive effects. Since the State of Wisconsin legalized the growing of industrialized hemp nearly a year ago, growers, producers and sellers of hemp and hemp-infused food and beverages have gotten in on the ground floor of this budding industry. John Ross Ferrell, a.k.a. Johnny Stallion, founder of PhiloÇoffia, launched a line of CBDinfused cold brew and bottled espresso shots this past fall. He partners with Waukesha’s Café de Arts for roasting, and he bottles at Lincoln Warehouse in Bay View. Ferrell first learned about CBD through a neighbor at Lincoln Warehouse, Mary Pellettieri of Top Note Tonic, which prompted him to research CBD’s medicinal benefits. He began experimenting and found that adding full spectrum CBD to coffee moderated some negative effects from coffee like “the jitters,” while enhancing relaxation and mental focus. PhiloÇoffia’s CBD-infused coffee products are sold at Outpost Natural Foods, Beans & Barley, Good Harvest Market, Café de Arts, Health Hut’s Brookfield location, Sugar & Flour Bakery Café and MOR Bakery & Café. Ferrell said the CBD-infused cold brew and espresso now comprise over half of his sales. Ferrell also has other products in the works:

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Zuss—a play on Zeus, the Greek god—is a sports tablet that combines CBD with caffeine and vitamins that’s designed for a convenient pre-workout boost. Ferrell currently gets CBD from Colorado but plans to source from Wisconsin growers once our state’s hemp industry takes hold. In an effort to promote the local hemp businesses, he founded Cannabisconsin (cannabisconsin.com), an organization to serve as a resource for farmers, retailers, processors and consumers. “It’s a place where consumers can find content or articles about legal issues surrounding cannabis, as well as anything new in Wisconsin.” Canni Hemp Co. (810 S. Fifth St.) is a play on the question “Can I?” and was founded by local musician Colin Plant, who had always had an appreciation for cannabis and led a holistic lifestyle for much of his adulthood. His work in the tech industry brought him in contact with cannabis operations in Colorado. “The recreational and medicinal markets

seemed very lucrative, and I dove into what would eventually be a giant wave that’s sweeping the country at this point,” Plant said. He researched the therapeutic and health benefits of CBD oil, and he and his wife noticed their quality of life improve. Opening a shop seemed like a logical next step. Canni Hemp Co. officially opened on Saturday, Oct. 20, with CBD infusededibles, oils, health and beauty products and pet care. “We created a comfortable, embracing, boutique ambiance for all ages, versus a feel that’s like a head shop,” Plant said. Canni Hemp Co. is constantly expanding their CBD-infused edibles. They carry coffee and tea by Florida-based Green Roads, Pure Bliss granola bars and dry-roasted hemp seeds and hemp hearts, which can be sprinkled on salads or snacked on right out the bag. Canni Hemp Co. carries three flavors of CBD-infused chocolates from Vermont-based Pryzm Hempworks and tonic oils flavored with black pepper or maple syrup, ideal for cold dishes or smoothies.

Plant plans to offer “cooking with CBD” classes, and he’s partnering with local restaurants to work on infusion ideas under a Canni brand of cooking oils. He’s also in the midst of producing a line of CBD hot sauce. Jennifer Kawczynski, a clinical aromatherapist and owner of ErthScentials, has been in business for two years selling natural health and beauty products at events and local retail outlets. She will open a brick-and-mortar store on Saturday, Dec. 8, at 1200 E. Oklahoma Ave., where she will feature a line of hemp cooking products likes hemp-leaf seasoning and CBD-infused coconut oil. Other edibles include CBD gummies in almost every animal shape and CBD-infused lollipops, chews, hard candies, chocolate bars and hemp chocolate chunks. Because Kawczynski strives to educate consumers about CBD, she plans to continue doing community events after the store opens. ErthScentials will also offer CBD coffee drinks, energy drinks and their own CBD tea line. “There are so many exciting things coming!” Kawczynski enthused. According to Matthew Wetzel of Laughing Grass Hemp (1412 S. 72nd St.), his shop is one of the first Colorado-style, CBD-only dispensaries in the Milwaukee area. Open since Wednesday, Sept. 19, Laughing Grass offers CBD rolled joints, oils, creams and hemp flowers, as well as a full line of edibles such as gummies and lollipops. They’ve recently partnered with MKE Kitchen, which provides commercial kitchen space in Riverwest to craft CBDinfused bakery. 414 Hemp, owned by former Milwaukee alderman Michael McGee Jr. and partner Maya Mays, offers hemp-infused cookies, savory and fruit snacks and dog treats, as well as lotions and oils at a store in Mayfair Mall. They also have a presence at Brookfield Square and have expanded into markets in Madison and Appleton, with names based on the local area codes. There’s also High Tea, owned by Jodi Denton, that offers CBD honey infusions in sticks and bottled form, in six flavors (highteamke.com).

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ART BAR Art*Bar’s 12th annual “mini” show is the biggest and best tiny art show of its kind. Tiny art @ tiny prices: Everything is smaller than 8” x 8” and sells for less than $100! More than 150 local artists and more than 1,800 pieces of art. The show is reloaded with new art every day from now until Christmas; show ends Sunday, December 30.

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BREW CITY BRANDS Established in 1986, Brew City Brand is a family-owned, Milwaukee-based clothing company that designs and prints incredibly local products—it celebrates everything that makes Milwaukee iconic. You’ll find the perfect gift for that special someone (or for yourself!) to show off that unique Milwaukee pride—think t-shirts, glassware, can coozies, sweatshirts, socks and even beer-scented candles. Brew City has three retail locations at the Milwaukee Public Market, General Mitchell Field Airport and Southridge Mall or online at www.brewcityonline.com.

A community-focused design and letterpress print shop, their days are spent crafting one-of-a-kind impressions on paper and, by night, opening up type drawers and teaching you how to do the same. Treat your peeps to a Drink&Ink gift card this season, and you’ll be gifting an amazing night of drinks and poster printing at their weirdly awesome, 100-year-old letterpress print shop—an experience they’ll never forget!

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CHRISTMAS IN THE WARD Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of this old-fashioned Milwaukee favorite! It doesn’t get more “holiday” than fireworks, a tree lighting ceremony, live reindeer, and so much more. And don’t forget to stop and visit the big guy himself—Santa! On Friday, November 30 (5:30-8:00pm) a festive month of holiday fun and shopping is kicked off in the Historic Third Ward.

DAVID BARNETT GALLERY Have you been to David Barnett Gallery? Located within the historic Button Mansion overlooking Lake Michigan, the gallery houses over 6,000 artworks from around the world in a variety of styles and prices. No wonder it has been revered as a Wisconsin art destination! The gallery offers custom picture framing, art appraisals, restoration, installation, and giclée printing. Gift Certificates available!

FISCHBERGER’S VARIETY Fischberger’s Variety, a one-of-a-kind gift shop masquerading as an old-time variety store, aims to have the finest and freshest build-your-own $20 gifts for all ages. You’ll find unique, thoughtful gifts including a large selection of books, quality toys, home goods, yarn and fun, cool stuff guaranteed!

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Just about everyone loves chocolate, especially at the holidays, and Kilwins selection is made from the finest ingredients on earth. You’ll melt their hearts as it melts in their mouths. Don’t forget their luscious caramels, creamy ice cream or fudge. You can even take a class! Great things come in small packages at Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers. Since 1899, they have offered beautiful engagement rings, jewelry and timepieces. Their longstanding reputation of outstanding customer service, with onsite gemologists, goldsmith and watchmaker has made them one of the most trusted and respected jewelers in the Milwaukee area. This holiday season, shop local at Schwanke-Kasten!

SPARROW COLLECTIVE A brick-and-mortar boutique and gift shop featuring contemporary clothing and artisan goods. Their local gallery sells handcrafted items such as printed tees, jewelry, accessories, bath and home goods, candles, gifts and so much more. Featuring monthly metalsmithing, jewelry, calligraphy and fiber classes in their Milwaukee shop. Stop in and check out their specials on Small Business Saturday!

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THE WAXWING Find a unique, one-of-a-kind, handmade gift for nearly every occasion at The Waxwing, a Milwaukee boutique giftshop that features the work of more than 350 local and national makers! You’ll find this treasure located on Milwaukee’s East Side at the corner of North and Oakland avenues.

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::RUTHIE’SSOCIALCALENDAR Nov. 29—Jolly Holly Folly at Marcus Center for the Performing Arts (929 N. Water St.): The gang at ARCW is decking the halls and hauling out the holly with their 23rd annual fundraiser. This popular night of holiday cheer features a 5 p.m. cocktail hour with tastings from local eateries, before the 7:30 p.m. performance of Doug Jarecki’s “’Twas the Month Before Christmas.” See arcw.org for tickets, information and more. Nov. 30—The Twelve Dates of Christmas at Next Act Theater (255 S. Water St.): What happens when a gal gets dumped on Thanksgiving? Find out how a holiday heartbreak leads to comical Christmas with this delightful production by Ginna Hoben. Featuring the fun of 50s doo-wop girl groups, this toe-tapping musical promises to light up your holiday heart no like no other. The show stars the Doherty Sisters and Jack Forbes Wilson, and it runs through Dec. 9. See nextact.org for tickets and show times. Dec. 1—Christmas Belles at Sunset Playhouse (700 Wall St., Elm Grove): When all hell breaks loose before the debut of a southern church’s Christmas program, hilarity ensues to keep you laughing well into the New Year. Three nutty sisters, a crabby Santa, a vengeful director and a hot-flash mamma round out the cast of merry misfits. Prance your way over to sunsetplayhouse.com for your tickets to the show, which runs through Dec. 23. Dec. 1—World AIDS Day Commemoration: 30th Anniversary at South Division High School (1515 W. Lapham Blvd.): Enjoy a 6 p.m. interfaith service to honor this special day, remember those lost and reaffirm our pledge to protect those with HIV/AIDS. This event is free and open to the public. Take advantage of free HIV testing at 5 p.m. Dec. 1—Repeal of Prohibition Party at The Iron Horse Hotel (500 W. Florida St.): Shake up your Christmas plans by stepping back in time for this 1920s shindig. Wear your flapper vest or gangster get-up to the 7-11 p.m. party and celebrate the 85th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition with cocktails, dancing and a costume contest. Local diva BJ Daniels acts as your emcee for the night. Dec. 2—“The Where?House” A Musical Performance by Women’s Voices Milwaukee at Milwaukee LGBT Community Center (1110 N. Market St.): Let this 3 p.m. concert get you in the seasonal spirit! The free performance is great for families and features classic carols and new favorites. Dec. 3—Monday Moonlight Karaoke at This Is It! (418 E. Wells St.): Can’t get tickets to a holiday show? Make your own fun with a performance during moonlight karaoke! Discounts on rail drinks, and the infamous “disco two-for-one” special rounds out the fun. Dec. 4—A Christmas Carol at the Pabst Theater (144 E. Wells St.): The granddaddy of all Christmas shows magically reappears in Brew City for its annual run (through Dec. 24). The Milwaukee Rep hosts this classic family favorite, sure to put the biggest Scrooge in the mood for a bit of holiday cheer. See milwaukeerep.com for tickets. Ask Ruthie a question and share your events at dearruthie@shepex.com. Follow her on Instagram @ruthiekeester and Facebook at Dear Ruthie.

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World AIDS Day is Coming ::BY PAUL MASTERSON

f you missed Boulevard Theatre’s recent production of Terrence McNally’s Mothers and Sons, you did yourself a great disservice. It recalled memories and emotions of times past, but also reminded us of the power of hope. It also provided a prelude to the 30th World AIDS Day, which takes place on Dec. 1. The play reminded me of living through those days of unrelenting obituaries and funerals. At the time, I worked in Germany for Lufthansa. Our crew center had a memorial wall for photos of recently deceased employees, usually long-retired ﬂight captains. But when AIDS hit Germany and struck down young male ﬂight attendants in its wake, it was rare to see their images on the wall. Like the mother in McNally’s play, there was a pervading denial. Parents, loath to admit their sons were gay, let alone dead of AIDS, wouldn’t permit their fallen child’s photo to be displayed. They simply disappeared, their fate only revealed when you happened to ask a mutual friend, “have you seen Hans (or Rolf or Stephan or Markus)?” Silence was the typical reply. But we had hope. Abandoned by family and government, we fended for ourselves. We created our own health care infrastructure. Locally, it was the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin (ARCW), now a national health service model. We raised the funds required to protect ourselves, and we held the hands of the dying. If anything united us, it was hope in the face of catastrophe. Engagement was unavoidable. In fact, the HIV/AIDS pandemic is credited with creating the LGBTQ community, mixing that amalgam of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgender individuals and queers, motivated by that common cause, a political will and common hope. Returning to Milwaukee in the early 1990s, I became an inadvertent activist when I went to ARCW to donate an item for its Make-A-Promise Dinner’s fundraising auction. I left the building as SHEPHERD EXPRESS

the auction’s volunteer chairman, and I served in that capacity for five years. The ARCW staff member I worked with that first year later died of AIDS, as did several auction donors who, knowing their inevitable fate, consigned their prized possessions to help others. Then, antiretroviral therapies were introduced. San Francisco’s newspaper, the Bay Area Reporter, celebrated Aug. 13, 1998, when, for the first time in 17 years, it ran no AIDS-related obituaries. Since then, the once death sentence diagnosis has become one of a manageable chronic infection. Still, new infections persist. Worldwide, 9.4 million people live with HIV and don’t know it. Many only get tested after they become ill. Earlier this year, Milwaukee’s HIV cluster was evidence of the struggle to convince risk groups of the need to know one’s status. Stigma and fear, however, dissuade them from getting tested. So, this year’s World AIDS Day theme is “Know your status.” A recent local media campaign to encourage testing recently featured familiar personalities who are HIV-positive. The community’s task remains to convince others, especially our youth, to take it to heart. Meanwhile, human trials of an AIDS vaccine begin in 2019. A World AIDS Day Commemoration on Dec. 1, at South Division High School, includes free HIV testing and a community interfaith service.

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It’s Time for a Black Gay Pride Fest in Milwaukee ::BY CHRISTOPHER WALTON

ndianapolis, Rochester, Fayetteville, Seattle, Portland, Birmingham, St. Louis, Atlanta, Washington, D.C., Akron, Lexington, Dallas, Baltimore, Nashville, Gainesville, Jackson, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Houston, Minneapolis, Provincetown, Harlem, Austin, Albany, Memphis, Cincinnati, Little Rock, Chicago, Los Angeles, Richmond, Kansas City, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Charlotte… What do all of these major American cities have in common? Capital cities? Sorry, neither Houston nor Dallas are the capital of Texas. Big liberal cities? Mostly, but I don’t think Fayetteville (N.C.), Gainesville (Fla.) or Birmingham (Ala.) would qualify as anyone’s idea of liberal bastions of progressiveness. So, what is it, you ask? They all have Black Gay Pride Festivals. I believe it’s more than time for Milwaukee to join the ranks of major American cities to have a Black Gay Pride Festival. According to the Center for Black Equity, “Black Gay Prides became popular because they provided a safe space for members of the black LGBTQ communities to come together to celebrate the duality of being both black/African American and members of LGBTQ communities.” Historically, there is often very little room at the “traditional” LGBTQ pride events to do so. Black LGBTQ communities celebrate at Black Gay Prides in the same spirit in which other ethnic Americans are encouraged to celebrate their heritage with Columbus Day, Von Steuben Day, Israel Independence Day, St. Patrick and the Pulaski Day parades. Black Gay Prides have an added inherent cultural experience that is LGBTQ Afro-centered poetry slams, ﬁlm festivals, music, theater, fashion, literature, visual arts, etc. Furthermore, Black Gay Prides have traditionally provided an opportunity for HIV/AIDS education, outreach and testing, which has disproportionately impacted black gay men and black communities more than any other group in the US. In addition, information on LGBTQ issues (e.g. same-sex marriage, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, ENDA), health concerns (breast cancer, hypertension, heart disease, etc.) and critical issues (faith/spirituality, combating homophobia, domestic violence, adoption, health care reform, etc.) are disseminated to tens of thousands of people each year at Black Prides across the United States and abroad. Seems simple enough, as Milwaukee is known for its numerous summer ethnic festivals, so we can check that box. Milwaukee, clearly being an African American plurality city, should have something like this. Now more than ever, Milwaukee needs to have a serious public discussion over the need for more black LGBTQ spaces, including LGBTQ bars, nightclubs, organizations and events focused on more than just HIV/AIDS. The black LGBTQ community, like the entire LGBTQ community, like the entire community of Milwaukee, is about more than one issue. With all of the racial strikes against the city of Milwaukee for being segregated, for being the worst place to raise a black child in America as well as having the most incarcerated and impoverished zip code in America, we clearly aren’t doing something right. It is time Milwaukee starts taking serious, purposeful steps to be inclusive of all of its communities. If anything, we must make certain that we maintain that newly earned 100—the top score!—on the Human Rights Campaign Municipal Equality Index, which measures the effects of municipal ordinances on LGBTQ communities. We’ve earned it, now can we keep it?

NOW MORE THAN EVER, MILWAUKEE NEEDS TO HAVE A SERIOUS PUBLIC DISCUSSION OVER THE NEED FOR MORE BLACK LGBTQ SPACES, INCLUDING LGBTQ BARS, NIGHTCLUBS, ORGANIZATIONS AND EVENTS FOCUSED ON MORE THAN JUST HIV/AIDS.

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Reverend Horton Heat

THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT RECOMMITS TO ROCK ’N’ ROLL ::BY ALAN SCULLEY

t a recent performance at a private event, Reverend Horton Heat frontman Jim Heath had an unusual encounter with one of the attendees. “There were these young people there, and this young girl came up—and I say young, she was late teens/early 20s—and she said, ‘You guys are going to bring back rock ’n’ roll,’” Heath recalled. The observation struck a chord with him. “I said (to her), ‘Well, that is the goal. It’s astute of you to notice that,’” he said. “That’s what I’m thinking here.” Lately rock ’n’ roll has been on Heath’s mind. “See, I have a very tight idea of what rock ’n’ roll is,” he said. “What I want to do is bring back rock ’n’ roll. We can play rockabilly, we can play country, we can play our old stuff and whatever is fine. But just straight rock ’n’ roll—and we have those songs that are on all of our albums—I’m about to start bringing those back. To me, rock ’n’ roll is that straight eight, Chuck Berry (with) Johnnie Johnson pounding straight eights on a rock ’n’ roll piano, or Little Richard. I’m influenced a lot in my playing by piano players, Jerry Lee (Lewis), and that straight-eight kind of feel.”

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As Heath suggested, he has been recording songs that fit his strict definition of rock ’n’ roll since he formed the Reverend Horton Heat in the late 1980s. But with the group’s new album, Whole New Life, he is focusing more on creating songs in the vein of music’s early pioneers. That isn’t the only thing that makes Whole New Life stand out in the Reverend Horton Heat catalog of 12 albums. This album marks a new era for the band itself. After being a trio for nearly all of its 30-plus-year history, the group is now a quartet, with Matt Jordan playing piano and organ. There’s also a new drummer, Arjuna “RJ” Contreras, who took over just prior to the recording of Whole New Life for Scott Churilla, who over two stints behind the drum kit spent 16 years with the Reverend Horton Heat—easily the longest tenure of any of the five previous drummers that have played in the band, which also includes long-time bassist Jimbo Wallace. Contreras is making his presence felt with his command of a variety of styles of rhythm and an ability to put a bit more swing into the Reverend Horton Heat sound. But it’s Jordan, whose piano is the most noticeable new ingredient in the music and helps the band achieve more of the early rock ’n’ roll sound that Heath wants to emphasize going forward. Heath points to the title song, “Wonky,”“Perfect” and “Got It In My Pocket” as prime examples of songs from “Whole New Life” that embody the early rock ’n’ roll sound. These songs still feature Heath’s guitar work (especially on the latter pair of tunes), but are aided greatly by Jordan’s driving piano lines and the high-octane tempos being laid down by Contreras. Whole New Life, though, is not a one-note album by any means. “Tchoupitoulas Street” is a rare—for the Reverend Horton Heat—foray into New Orleans R&B. There’s a bluesy, barrelhouse feel to “Hog Tyin’ Woman,” a tune that continues Heath’s tradition of writing the occasional off-thewall funny song. The ballad “Don’t Let Go Of Me” is one of the few songs that downshift the tempo, mixing rock and hints of classic R&B over a measured beat. The song also gives Heath the opportunity to showcase his vocal range as he croons his way through the Reverend song’s strong melody. Horton Heat Heath also brings a bit of a Shank Hall different tone to Whole New Life Thursday, as a lyricist. “It’s by far the most Nov. 29, 8 p.m. positive album I’ve ever written lyrically,” he said. “Most of my stuff is kind of dark and blue, and this one has some positive ideas going on.” Now touring has resumed and fans can expect to hear upwards of five songs off of “Whole New Life” when the Reverend Horton Heat comes to town. Heath reports that the new material was going down well with fans, even ahead of the album’s release on Nov. 30. The addition of piano is also allowing the group to put a fresh spin on some of its older songs. “We’ve got Matt playing on pretty much the whole set,’” Heath said. “We’ve been throwing in solos on some of our old songs. It sounds killer.” Reverend Horton Heat plays Shank Hall on Thursday, Nov. 29, with Big Sandy, Junior Brown and The Blasters at 8 p.m.

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The Koch-Marshall Trio

The Koch-Marshall Trio Updates an Old Sound with Contemporary Flair ::BY GRAHAM MARLOWE

ilwaukee guitarist Greg Koch is an established presence in the creative world—as a musician, brand ambassador for instrument manufacturers and forward-thinking solo artist. And yet, even with all those accomplishments under his belt, he’s surprised by the recent success of his latest effort Toby Arrives, an organ-trio album that feels like a drive through the genre’s best historical moments while also modernizing the music’s best trademarks. With the help of the freshly out-of-hiatus, Minneapolis-based Hammond B3 wizard Toby Marshall and Koch’s son Dylan, the trio’s forever locked-in-the-pocket timekeeper, the group manages to fuse and re-spin all of that music’s classic, vintage attributes into something uniquely accessible. The Mascot Label Group was so confident in Toby Arrives that they chose it to be the first release on its new imprint The Players Club, and also submitted the record for Grammy consideration. “We’re nominated...to be nominated for a Grammy,” Koch says jokingly. They’ll find out if they made the cut on Wednesday, Dec. 5. Ahead of their show at Shank Hall on Saturday, Dec. 1, Koch spoke to the Shepherd about the group. The material on Toby Arrives could either be slickly arranged or spontaneously composed. Would this band ever evolve into a two-set and/or three-hour experience? What’s on the internet so far is deceiving, as those were special cases—40 minutes here, 60 there. When we do a club gig, like at Shank Hall, we’ll do two sets. The other night we made a setlist, and then just called audibles all night. We’d like to stay as all-original as possible, and let that speak for itself, since playing covers feels like force-feeding unless we’re revamping them. As inimitable as the group is, do you fear being pigeonholed? Even though this band hasn’t played venues or festivals that are jam-oriented, we are totally a jam band. By the same token, non-musicians seem to get it more than musicians. They’re the first to tell me it’s groovy, and having that big, archaic-device presence of the Hammond organ breeds curiosity. People just respond to it. And with the lack of vocals… Vocals can be really polarizing if they don’t like the sound of your voice, especially with roots-oriented music. With the organ roaring and playing all the bass parts, on top of Dylan The pounding away like an old-school, young-and-hungry [John] Bonham, it gets loud. In fact, at NashKochville NAMM someone had to go to the bathroom and vomit because of it.

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Shank Hall Saturday, Dec. 1, 8 p.m.

Are there are extra-musical influences that have infiltrated your lexicon? It’s all being reflected in what I’m doing. I find humor in everything, even the impending ecological debacle that’s in our future, because even if we’re doomed we’ve still gotta laugh. That’s what’s great about the instrumental aspect of this: There can be all kinds of elements, both in the subtle and not-so-subtle titles of songs (ex: “Sin Repent Repeat”; “Enter the Rats”), and just the improvisation and intensity of the tunes can be reflective of things without polarizing people by locking a particular attitude in stone.

What are your main goals for 2019? I have an acoustic record coming out soon, hopefully before Christmas—a fun “first” for me. I’ve been doing more acoustic stuff in general, and for a lot of the clinics I’ve done over the years, I typically tell stories and then play. This trio often plays for listening rooms, so I see the talk-play-talk element getting fleshed-out more going forward. I’m really satisfied with this trio, though. It’s the perfect template for what I do, so adding anything to it could dilute the power of it. I’m not really thinking about another aggregation at this point.

Maxwell Broke Out Some Serious Moves at the Riverside ::BY EVAN RYTLEWSKI

YSTIQUE IS AN ELUSIVE COMMODITY. Though Maxwell has recorded several of the most visionary soul records of the last quarter century, he never captured the greater public’s imagination the way ’90s neo-soul contemporaries like D’Angelo and Lauryn Hill did, in part because he’s never been interested in playing the tortured artist. Even though he retreated from the public eye for much of the ’00s and has made fans wait seven or eight years between his recent albums, his relationship with fame isn’t complicated. On his active social media feeds, he comes across as a happy, well-adjusted guy who really enjoys the beach, and on stage he never disguises how much he enjoys being there. If all that means that Maxwell will never rival D’Angelo’s cachet, then so be it. It’s a fair trade-off for his fans, who have the luxury of seeing one of their generation’s greatest living soul men when he swings through their city every year or two. For his return to the Riverside Theater Tuesday night, as part of his “50 Intimate Nights” tour, the 45-year-old singer proved he can still move like a teenager. And his dance moves only grew more limber as the night went on, as his blazer came off and his setlist worked its way backward, from his recent urban adult contemporary hits—his comeback singles “Pretty Wings” and “Bad Habits,” and an island-inspired reworking of 2016’s gorgeous “Lake by the Ocean”—toward the harderthumping jams of his breakthrough 1996 debut Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite. By the end of the night, even fans in the balcony were dancing in the aisles. Maxwell’s artier ambitions were on display throughout the night, too. Along with his six-piece band, he performed on a pristine white stage with a set design that looked like something out of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Midway through the show, a video package celebrated the 20th anniversary of his most difﬁcult album, 1998’s Embrya. It was a reminder of how ahead of the curve he’s been throughout his career— Maxwell was making odd, aquatic, alternative R&B nearly 15 years before that kind of project became a shortcut to prestige. But, mostly, it was a reminder of how little he cares about critical approval. Embrya confounded critics at the time, but now it’s seen as one of his best works. The album that followed are similarly ripe for rediscovery, too, but Maxwell didn’t seem remotely concerned about that Tuesday night. He had a party to attend to.

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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29

Linneman's Riverwest Inn, Beaumont James & The Wild Claims album release w/Steering Ships & Empty Bottles Los Mariachis Mexican Restaurant, Larry Lynne Band Lucky Chance, "Last Chance @ Lucky Chance Open Jam": Craig Omick & Friends All Star Open Jam w/Jeff Arnold, Ricky Orta Jr. & Matty Jay Mamie's, Kenny J. & The Shadows Mason Street Grill, Phil Seed Trio (6pm) Milwaukee Ale House, 5 Card Studs Milwaukee Ave Pub (South Milwaukee), Charles g Love live Miramar Theatre, Aqueous w/EGi (all-ages, 9pm) No Studios, Wine Tasting and Music w/Dream City Strings & Amanda Huff (6pm) Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Chris Schmidt Acoustic (9pm), In the Fire Pit: Sweet Diezel Jenkins (9pm) Public Table, The Fainting Room Rave / Eagles Club, Underoath w/Dance Gavin Dance, Crown The Empire & The Plot In You (all-ages, 7pm) Riverside Theater, Conan and Friends: An Evening of Stand-Up and Investment Tips Route 20 Outhouse (Sturtevant), P.O.D. w/Nonpoint & Islander (ages 18-plus, 8pm) Shank Hall, Howard Levy 4 Site 1A, Derrick Carter The Back Room at Colectivo, Joe Richter Band The Bay Restaurant, Mark Meany The Packing House Restaurant, Peter Mac Group (6:30pm) The Shops of Cedar Creek Settlement, Derek Byrne Solo (5:30pm) Turner Hall Ballroom, Dispatch w/Raye Zaragoza Up & Under Pub, Rare Element

Burnhearts, Punk House Kegger 5 w/Population Control & Law/ Less Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Song Circle w/Tricia Alexander (6:30pm) County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Acoustic Irish Folk w/Barry Dodd Jazz Estate, Samba Da Vida MKE (7pm), Bossa Nova Night (8pm) Mason Street Grill, Mark Thierfelder Jazz Trio (5:30pm) Mezcalero Restaurant, Ultimate Open Jam w/host Abracadabra Miramar Theatre, The Showcase Tour On the Bayou, Open Mic Comedy w/host The Original Darryl Hill Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Al White Duo Public Table, Matt MF Tyner Rave / Eagles Club, Tech N9ne w/Futuristic, Dizzy Wright & Krizz Kaliko (all-ages, 8pm), Elle King w/Flora Cash (all-ages, 8pm) Riverside Theater, Kip Moore Room to Spare: Acoustic Tour w/ Charlie Worsham & Jillian Jacqueline Riverwest Public House, Indigo Kidd w/Bum Alum & The Unitaskers Rounding Third Bar and Grill, World's Funniest Free Comedy Show Shank Hall, Reverend Horton Heat w/Big Sandy, Junior Brown & The Blasters The Bay Restaurant, Julie Thompson Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Troy The Packing House Restaurant, Barbara Stephan & Peter Mac (6pm) Transfer Pizzeria Cafe, Martini Jazz Lounge Turner Hall Ballroom, The Motet w/Mungion Up & Under Pub, A No Vacancy Comedy Open Mic

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30

American Legion Post #399 (Okauchee), Back Draft American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), Indigo Dog Angelo's Piano Lounge, Julie's Piano Karaoke Anodyne Coffee , Porky's Groove Machine w/Funk Summit Bass Team Art*Bar, Sam Luna Blu Bar & Lounge at the Pfister, Scott Napoli Quartet w/Mark Davis, Clay Schaub & Johnathan Greenstein (8pm, 9:30pm &11pm) Cactus Club, BLAHA w/Dorth Nakota & Fox Face Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Friction Farm Catalano Square Third Ward, Christmas in the Ward (5:30pm) Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Spud Bucket w/Atheists & Airplanes (8pm); DJ: Captain Recess (10pm) Clarke Hotel (Waukesha), Dick Eliot Jazz Guitar (6pm) Club Garibaldi, The Rascal Theory ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee! Company Brewing, Mac Miller Tribute Show - A Freespace Benefit for The New State County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Traditional Irish Ceilidh Session Explorium Brewpub, Matt MF Tyner Iron Mike's (Franklin), Open Jam Session w/Steve Nitros & Friends Jazz Estate, Hood Smoke (8pm), Late Night Session: Sam Winternheimer Group (11:30pm) Lakefront Brewery, Brewhaus Polka Kings (5:30pm)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1

American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), The Ricochettes Arcade Theatre at The Underground Collaborative, Improv Comedy Night Beulah Brinton House, Bounding Main Holiday Concert (6:30pm) Cactus Club, Tengger Cavalry Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Bill Miller Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Nineteen Thirteen (8pm); Alive at TenThirty: Code Purple (10:30pm); DJ: Theresa Who (11:30pm) ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee! Company Brewing, Eric Blowtorch and the Bodyguards w/Gnarrenschiff, Mike Plaisted & DJ Avets Cue Club of Wisconsin (Waukesha), Crank The Radio Elkhorn Saloon (Elkhorn), Carole & the DV8's Hilton Milwaukee City Center, Vocals & Keys Jazz Estate, Donna Woodall Group Just J's, The Carpetbaggers Linneman's Riverwest Inn, Wurk w/A-Z Mason Street Grill, Jonathan Wade Trio (6pm) Matty's Bar & Grille (New Berlin), Winter Music: Matthew Haeffel Miramar Theatre, Peekaboo w/WolfBiteR (all-ages, 9pm) Plymouth Church UCC, The Coffeehouse presents Food Pantry Benefit: Ann Elizabeth-Nagel, John Higgins, and Jym Moody

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2

Angelo's Piano Lounge, Live Karaoke w/Julie Brandenburg Anodyne Coffee , The New Vintage Frets & Friends Cactus Club, Milwaukee Record Halftime Show: Saebra & Carlyle (11:30am) Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: John Stano (8pm); DJ: Trail Boss Tim Cook (10pm) Dugout 54, Dugout 54 Sunday Open Jam Miramar Theatre, Afton Presents: Lil Jordan, J Dawg & guests (all-ages, 7pm) Riverside Theater, Mannheim Steamroller Christmas By Chip Davis Rounding Third Bar and Grill, The Dangerously Strong Comedy Open Mic Shank Hall, Savoy Brown The Back Room at Colectivo, Red Sun Rising w/Spirit Animal & Dube The Tonic Tavern, Third Coast Blues: Jim Liban Combo w/Roger Brotherhood & Jimi Schutte (4pm) Turner Hall Ballroom, Phosphorescent w/Liz Cooper and the Stampede

MONDAY, DECEMBER 3

Cactus Club, Wonky Tonk w/S.S. Web & Pay The Devil Jazz Estate, Jazz Estate Jam Session Linneman's Riverwest Inn, Poet's Monday w/host Timothy Kloss & featured reader Carmen Alicia Murguia (sign-up 7:30pm, 8-11pm) Mason Street Grill, Joel Burt Duo (5:30pm) Paulie's Pub and Eatery, Open Jam: Christopher John & Friends w/featured band

Up & Under Pub, Open Mic w/Marshall McGhee and the Wanderers

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4

Cactus Club, Fotocrime w/Nasty Boys Club Garibaldi, WMSE Live Local (6pm) Jazz Estate, Extra Crispy Brass Band Kim's Lakeside (Pewaukee), Robert Allen Jr. & Friends (6pm) Mason Street Grill, Jamie Breiwick Group (5:30pm) Miramar Theatre, Tuesday Open Mic w/host Sandy Weisto (sign-up 7:30pm, all-ages) Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Al White (4pm) Riverwest Jazz Gallery Center for the Arts, Jazz Jam Session Transfer Pizzeria Cafe, Transfer House Band w/Dennis Fermenich Turner Hall Ballroom, Adam Conover

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5

Cactus Club, Eliot Lipp w/Joe Nice Caroline's Jazz Club, Jimi Schutte American Blues High Dive, The Voodoohoney Pirates Hudson Business Lounge and Cafe, Jazz at Noon: Don Linke and Friends Iron Mike's (Franklin), B Lee Nelson Acoustic Jam Jazz Estate, The Bad Plus Kochanski's Concertina Beer Hall, Polka Open Jam Linneman's Riverwest Inn, Acoustic Open Stage w/feature Wolfgang Maximilian (sign-up 8:30pm, start 9pm) Mason Street Grill, Jamie Breiwick Group (5:30pm) Morton's (Cedarburg), Third Coast Blues: Perry Weber & Madison Slim (6:30pm) Paulie's Field Trip, Wednesday Night Afterparty w/Dave Wacker & guests Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Al White Riverside Theater, Thom Yorke w/Oliver Coates Shank Hall, Ike Reilly w/Johnny Hickman Sunset Grill Pewaukee, Robert Allen Jr. & Friends (6pm) Tally's Tap & Eatery (Waukesha), Tomm Lehnigk The Back Room at Colectivo, Middle Kids w/The Shacks The Packing House Restaurant, Carmen Nickerson & Kostia Efimov (6pm) Turner Hall Ballroom, Dave East w/Shooter and D Jones

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Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: The Stangs (9pm), In the Fire Pit: Rebecca & The Grey Notes (9pm) Rave / Eagles Club, Death Cab For Cutie w/Jungle, Albert Hammond Jr, & Barns Courtney (all-ages, 7:30pm), 3OH!3 + Emo Nite w/Lil Aaron (all-ages, 8pm) Riverside Theater, Straight No Chaser Saloon on Calhoun with Bacon, Rumour Has It - The Music of Adele Shank Hall, Sprecher presents: Koch-Marshall Trio The Cheel (Thiensville), Pierre "Mr. Untouchable" Lee The Packing House Restaurant, Mauree! (6:30pm) Up & Under Pub, Hallow Point w/w/Monorail

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By James Barrick

PSYCHO SUDOKU! “Sum Sudoku”

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::FREEWILLASTROLOGY ::BY ROB BREZSNY SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Blackjack is a card game popular in gambling casinos. In the eternal struggle to improve the odds of winning big money, some blackjack players work in teams. One teammate secretly counts the cards as they’re dealt and assesses what cards are likely to come up next. Another teammate gets subtle signals from his card-counting buddy and makes the bets. A casino in Windsor, Ontario pressed charges against one blackjack team, complaining that this tactic was deceptive and dishonest. But the court decided in the team’s favor, ruling that the players weren’t cheating but simply using smart strategy. In the spirit of these blackjack teams, Sagittarius, and in accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to better your odds in a “game” of your choice by using strategy that is almost as good as cheating but isn’t actually cheating. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What has become of the metaphorical seeds you planted during the weeks after your last birthday? Have your intentions flourished? Have your dreams blossomed? Have your talents matured? Have your naive questions evolved into more penetrating questions? Be honest and kind as you answer these inquiries. Be thoughtful and big-hearted as you take inventory of your ability to follow through on your promises to yourself. If people are quizzical about how much attention you’re giving yourself as you take stock, inform them that your astrologer has told you that December is Love Yourself Better Month. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you want to play the drinking game called Possum, you and your friends climb up into a tree with a case of beer and start drinking. As time goes by, people get so hammered they fall out of the tree. The winner is the last one left in the tree. I hope you won’t engage in this form of recreation anytime soon—nor in any other activity that even vaguely resembles it. The coming weeks should be a time of calling on favors, claiming your rewards, collecting your blessings, and graduating to the next level. I trust your policy will be: no trivial pursuits, no wasted efforts, no silly stunts. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his song “Happy Talk,” Academy Award-winning lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II offered this advice: “You got to have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true?” Where do you stand in this regard, Pisces? Do you in fact have a vivid, clearly defined dream? And have you developed a strategy for making that dream come true? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to home in on what you really want and hone your scheme for manifesting it. (P.S. Keep in mind Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s idea: “A goal without a plan is just a wish.”) ARIES (March 21-April 19): Every year the bird known as the Arctic tern experiences two summers and enjoys more daylight than any other animal. That’s because it regularly makes a long-distance journey from the Arctic to the Antarctic and back again. Let’s designate this hardy traveler as your inspirational creature for the next eleven months. May it help animate you to experiment with brave jaunts that broaden and deepen your views of the world. I don’t necessarily mean you should literally do the equivalent of circumnavigating the planet. Your expansive adventures might take place mostly in inner realms or closer to home. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When the American Civil War began in 1861, the United States fractured. Four years later, the Union was technically restored when the Northern states defeated the Southern states. At that time, African American slavery became illegal everywhere for the first time since the country’s birth decades earlier. But there was a catch. The Southern states soon enacted laws that mandated racial segregation and ensured that African Americans continued to suffer systematic disadvantages. Is there a comparable issue in your personal life? Did you at sometime in the past try to fix an untenable situation only to have it sneak back in a less severe but still debilitating form? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to finish the reforms; to enforce a thorough and permanent correction. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Does an elusive giant creature with a long neck inhabit the waters of Loch Ness in northern Scotland? Al-

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leged sightings have been reported since 1933. Most scientists dismiss the possibility that “Nessie” actually exists, but there are photos, films, and videos that provide tantalizing evidence. A government-funded Scottish organization has prepared contingency plans just in case the beast does make an unambiguous appearance. In that spirit, and in accordance with astrological omens, I recommend that you prepare yourself for the arrival in your life of intriguing anomalies and fun mysteries. Like Nessie, they’re nothing to worry about, but you’ll be better able to deal gracefully with them if you’re not totally taken by surprise. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Does moss really “eat” rocks, as Cancerian author Elizabeth Gilbert attests in her novel The Signature of All Things? Marine chemist Martin Johnson says yes. Moss really does break down and release elements in solid stone. Gilbert adds, “Given enough time, a colony of moss can turn a cliff into gravel, and turn that gravel into topsoil.” Furthermore, this hardy plant can grow virtually everywhere: in the tropics and frozen wastes, on tree bark and roofing slate, on sloth fur and snail shells. I propose that we make moss your personal symbol of power for now, Cancerian. Be as indomitable, resourceful, and resilient as moss. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let’s shout out a big “THANKS!” and “HALLELUJAH!” to the enzymes in our bodies. These catalytic proteins do an amazing job of converting the food we eat into available energy. Without them, our cells would take forever to turn any particular meal into the power we need to walk, talk, and think. I bring this marvel to your attention, Leo, because now is a favorable time to look for and locate metaphorical equivalents of enzymes: influences and resources that will aid and expedite your ability to live the life you want to live. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place you’ve never been to, perhaps more homesick than for familiar ground,” writes author Judith Thurman. I’m guessing you will experience this feeling in the coming weeks. What does it mean if you do? It may be your deep psyche’s way of nudging you to find an energizing new sanctuary. Or perhaps it means you should search for fresh ways to feel peaceful and well-grounded. Maybe it’s a prod to push you outside your existing comfort zone so you can expand your comfort zone. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Venice, Italy consists of 118 small islands that rise from a shallow lagoon. A network of 443 bridges keeps them all connected. But Venice isn’t the world champion of bridges. The American city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania holds that title, with 446. I nominate these two places to be your inspirational symbols in the coming weeks. It’s time for you build new metaphorical bridges and take good care of your existing metaphorical bridges. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To aid and support your navigation through this pragmatic phase of your astrological cycle, I have gathered counsel from three productive pragmatists. First is author Helen Keller. She said she wanted to accomplish great and noble things, but her “chief duty” was “to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.” Second, author George Orwell believed that “to see what is in front of one’s nose” requires never-ending diligence. Finally, author Pearl S. Buck testified that she didn’t wait around until she was in the right mood before beginning her work. Instead, she invoked her willpower to summon the necessary motivation. Homework: Hug yourself as you tell yourself your biggest secret. Go to freewillastrology.com.

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’m Art Kumbalek, and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Listen, with the holidays heating up big time, I figure that the way I can be of most service to you’s this week is rather than whip out an essay about how the Republicans suck, I’d take a look back (with a few changes) at my still relevant holiday hotline where I responded to a couple, three queries I got in the mail in regards to the turbulent times ahead, what the fock. Hey Artie, is there anything that can be done so that the Christmas and the New Year’s can always be on the same days every year? I got a heck of a time keeping track of when they’re supposed to be year to year and sometimes I end up missing them altogether. And when the Christmas comes on the weekend, the workingman really gets screwed, ain’a? —Your buddy Little Jimmy Iodine I’m with you, pally. The holiday days need be made more convenient and just gosh darn more focking practical for the modern man. Behold, let’s say we could give a rat’s ass as to when the actual Dec. 24 fell and instead always put the Christmas Eve on a Monday with the Christmas Day always on the Tuesday. Eureka!— most of us could worm a four-day weekend out of a setup like that and we’d arrange the New Year’s likewise. Sure, there’d be plenty of heat coming out the ears of your blubbering, blabbering traditionalists. Screw ’em. Where were they when the powers-that-be dicked with Lincoln, Washington, King and Columbus and made

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their big day always be a Monday? Hey, Jesus may have died for our sins but the Ol’ Railsplitter freed the slaves and that ain’t beanbag. Dear Sir: A lady friend of mine believes that Santa can’t possibly be a man. Logic tells her Santa is a woman for more than the reasons I’ll mention here: Men can’t pack a bag. Men don’t answer their mail. They aren’t interested in stockings unless someone’s wearing them, not to mention that being responsible for Christmas would require commitment. —Stormy Daniels I would suggest that your friend simply consider the symbolic imagery that surrounds the Santa mythology to know that the fat man is no “skirt.” To deliver his goods, Santa comes in and out a hot chimney repeatedly rather than slide up and down on a big ol’ candy cane. According to my good book, that alone qualifies him as a male of the heterosexual nature who really knows from around-the-world in a single night, ain’a? Hey turkey neck, how come you’re so full of crap all the time? —Ernie Yes, holiday stress has been known to smite the best of us, even the knobshine who sent me the above letter. This stress can cause some to lash out at the ones they love and/or respect the most, not to mention their intellectual and social superiors. I would advise this correspondent to consider the three-step stress-buster program I follow religiously at the first sign that I may ring in the new year by wringing someone’s neck: One, light up a nice, relaxing cigarette. Two, crank up the thermostat. Three, mix another hot focking toddy. And

here’s a bonus tip specifically for the letter writer: kiss my sorry ass, dickweed. Dear Mr. Kumbalek, I’m having a problem with my husband. He thinks he’s a refrigerator. I consulted a psychologist about this who told me not to be too concerned, that it’s a relatively harmless complex. But the problem is that my husband snores with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake. What am I to do? —Mrs. Youngman I don’t know what your focking problem has to do with the holidays, but try pulling his plug. My son, do you foresee peace on Earth any time soon? —Pope Francis

Well sir, betweenst you and me, if not for the bullshit that organized religion and its goddamn followers spew out all the time like crap through a goose—yeah yeah, you betcha we could have “peace on Earth” sooner rather than later. On this topic, allow me to quote crooner-as-god Mr. Frank Sinatra (The Chairman of the Board, or depending on your gender, also known as the Chairman of the Broad), from a 1963 Playboy interview, words, if taken to heart, just might calm down the hullabaloo in the Middle East for starters: “I’ve always had a theory that whenever guys and gals start swinging, they begin to lose interest in conquering the world. They just want a comfortable pad and stereo and wheels, and their thoughts turn to the good things of life—not to war. They loosen up, they live and they’re more apt to let live. Dig?” “Dig” I do, Ol’ Blue Eyes, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek, and I told you so.

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