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Serving San Jose City College
Vol. 48, No.7
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Thursday, May 12. 1994
Pre-med student will head ASC Vince Washington Staff Writer
In elections held May 4-7, San
lost City College students elected four new Associated Student Body (ASB) offlcers and one new student trustee. Full election results were not available from John Fernandez, chairman of the
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am very election co~t- responsible and tee,asofpresstime ' Wednesdaynight. lOOk forward tO Atpollingloca- h "t lions in Campus t e OppOrtUnl Y Quadareaandnear Of Serving all the the general educa• tionbuildingsvot- C1ty College d ers elected offlcers for the follow- stu ents as ing positions: president "
A beautiful day for a pie in the face ... Kym St. Clair, Associated Student Council Vice President {aboveleft} prepares to cream Campus Police Officer Accardo at a pie-tossing booth in the College Union Quad. Steady, Kym ... Janine Van Camp, president of the Parent Action Group (right) appears to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time (either that or she's trying a new facial.) The pie toss, in addition to the P.A.G. bake sale, eamedtheclub$212.
Here's pie (well, sort o!) in your eye Parent Action Group earns JUSt desserts by Brandy Sailors Staff Writer
Ready, aim, fire! A sigh of relief escapes the wide-eyed target, known as Mrs. Udoutch, as a paper plate mounded with harmless whip cream splats below her exposed face. Not even vicious threats of failing grades can detour the determined Louis from hurling his aggressions in the form ofa whipped cream "pie." There's nothing like a healthy dose of revenge for these tyrants of the class-
room. All this delicous revenge was made possible at the Parent Action Group Pie toss May 4. The fundraiser was held in order to raise funds for two $100 scholarships to be awarded to a tran fer parent and to a continuing parent. Each plate ofhumiJiation required only a 75 cent donation . A table of goodies had even been set up to sati fy any sweet tooth and boo t enough energy to reload and betow some more humiliation on current, past and future in true-
tors. At 11:30 am. the victim was
Deborah Barth, a history -instructor; at noon the doom was shared byPeteEliscoandJeffNormentof the Disabled Students Program; and at 12:30 p.m. George Forrester of the drama department and Mr. Weiss. Not only did the taste of victory belong to students, but they were also able to buy raffel tickets for prizes ranging from dinner for two to car stereo speakers. An unexpected twist occurred when Anna decided it would be great to practice her marksmanhipon her"friend" Jarred. It was amazingly difficult to hit a nonmoving target, o most of the participants had to be satisfied to taste only platters of the fluffy cream. Ju tasthmg werelookinggrim for the deprived wdents, Cindy tepped up in the name of ju tice. Cindy, who'll be facing final in a couple of weeks with Barth, flred the first bullseye. As the paper plate lowly slid down, leaving the melting whip cream to drip lowly to the ground, the onlooker gave a cheer. Thi i when thing tarteds to pi k up. The President of PAG, JanioeLamon-VanCamp,decided
Aragon pledges to be in the students' comer. "I will be there for students, because they were here for me," she said. The current director of flnance, Barbara Betz, will relinquish her positiontothenewlyelectedRichard Kirch. "I want to be visible on campus," said Kirch, "I am here to put the students' in-
it was time to make her sacrifice in the name of charity. But before she was prepared, an unknown assailant splatted her with a fresh mound of whipped cream. The blare of music from Hot 97.7 only added to the chaos. " ... And there's the wind upbut wait! Hey, you're supposed to throw it at the target in front of you, not the buddy next to you, right? I guess you could have called the chaos that ensued a little 'friendly flre.' The crowd buzzed about how it'd be much beuer to cream someone you knew. Hark, what's that, a face we all know, but not necessarily love? It's officer Accardo taking his proper place in the line of rue. Everyonecouldseetheguiltfrom the countless tickets be had issued. But hey, you do the crimeyou mu t certainly do the time! Now idle threats of being armed with a ticket book won't save him from splat, after plat, after splat! What' that? Almost out of
See Pie Toss, page 5.
puttouse." C i t y College's new director of administrationwill be Gina Camacho. She enters a position that was left vacant to
start the year. president, vice• The position president,director Lisa Karanastasis ofstudenttrustee of administration, ASC President-elect is a new one. directorofflnance In past years and student the position was trustee. shared jointly between City ColElected officers will hold their lege and Evergreen Valley Colpositions for one year. lege. The new ASB president will be That is no longer the case, as Lisa Karanastasis, who will be re- Irene Garcia will be the new stuplacing David McKague. dent trustee representative from Karanastasis is a pre-med stu- City College. dent who hopes to bring an ATM As current president David machine to the campus. McKague exits he had some words "I am very responsible, and look of wisdom for the newly appointed forward to the opportunity of serv- officers. ing all the City College students as "Work hard and be approachpresident." able to students and you can really Martha Aragon is City College's accomplish things for the school." One last thought Me Kague has new vice-president. She succeeds Kym StClair. for the newcomers: "Good luck."