Volume XLIII, Issue 5 by Saint Louis Priory School

FOOTBALL SUCCESS, DOMINIC LOOMING

Rides a 5 win streak into Friday’s game

STUDENT POLITICS

A Breakdown of the Debate

MR. MATTHEW GILLLIAM, EVERYBODY An Interview with a Happy Character P3

HOMECOMING REVIEW

Gangnam Style!!

Midterms Survived, Fall Exams on Radar

THE RECORD WEEKLY Volume XLIII, Issue 5

News The Record Staff

Photos from the 50th Anniversary of the Abbey Church

Editor in Chief: Peter J. Cogan Layout Editor: Jack M. Mueller Content Editor: Patrick C.Lindmark Editor at Large: Thomas S. Burton Faculty Moderator: Chris W. Bailes

The Record Disclaimer The Record is the official student publication of Saint Louis Priory School in St. Louis, Missouri. It is produced by students/staff members. Its purpose is threefold: to inform students of events in the community; to encourage discussion of local, national, and international issues; and to serve as a training ground for budding journalists, photographers, and graphic designers. The Record accepts contributions from all members of the Priory community, including students, faculty, and alumni. The Record will not publish content considered legally unprotected speech, including but not limited to: libel, copyright infringement, unwarranted invasion of privacy, or material disruption of the educational process. Student editors apply professional standards to the production of the newspaper and are solely responsible for all content, both explicit and implicit. Letters to the Editors are always appreciated. Feedback not intended for publication is also welcome.

Shown above (clockwise from top left): Br. Sixtus, the Celebration of the Mass of the 50th Anniversary of the Abbey Church, Archbishop Carlson with Fr. Timothy Abbot O.S.B, Priory Alum and Students, and Canters.

Soft Taco Spanish Rice Fresh Corn

Buffalo Chicken Pita Lentils

Baked Mostaciolli W/ Meat Sauce Steamed Broccoli Philly Steak Sandwich Not hot slaw

LUNCH

Priory’s Special Penini (Revisited)

Toasted Rav’s with Sauce Steamed vegetables

Sloppy Joe Fries

Unlisted

submit your article to theprioryrecord@gmail.com

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! It’s pizza, trick! Unlisted

News Sir Matthew Gilliam the Gentle Cafeteria Gentleman By Jack Mueller ‘13

n the past, anyone turning in his/her dishes at the end of his/her lunch was used to saying respectful “thank you” as you hand in your cup, silverware, and plate or bowl (or plates, cups, bowls, pitchers, serving spoons, and handfuls of silverware… Steve Clark). Then, at the beginning of this school year, the routine was broken. Mr. Matthew “Matt” Gilliam greeted you, thanked YOU for handing him your dishes, and proceeded to wish you the best of days. It was an almost unbelievable amount of politeness. A humble man simply washing dishes and wishing high school kids a great day. We asked Matt on Wednesday where he got his singularly positive outlook. “I’ve always been that way. My dad was a lot like that… So in my house it was just the lifestyle.” Gilliam’s father was a service manager and a chef. Apparently the apple fell right next to the trunk. He describes himself as a normal guy, who gets annoyed like anyone,

but is able to see past it or otherwise not worry about it: “I’m in a pretty good mood myself, all the time. Really all the time.” Gilliam encourages the students to ask him questions or chat. As he says, “I am an open book.” He has previously worked at Wal-Mart, a nursing home, Jiffy Lube, and GameStop for 3 years. He is a PS3 fan, but don’t let that taint his image. He plays Call of Duty: Black Ops so you Play Station Network guys play him and tell me how he does. He enjoys horror movies like the Chainsaw Massacre. I mean, of course he is happy all the time but that doesn’t mean he is some sissy-nanny. This guy is cold as steel and still wishes Tommy Weissert a good day somehow. Now that you students have learned his name I expect to hear you address him as such in the lunchroom. You will brighten his day as much as he brightens ours. Matt, you may not know the effect you have had on our community, but we do. We thank you.

Student Council Update

By President Andrew Fogarty ‘13

ello, everyone! It’s been a busy past few weeks! First and foremost, I wanted to thank everyone for making the past few weeks a success! The mixer was phenomenal and capped by the fabulous dance moves of Peter Cogan, John Vitale, Stephen Clark, and Jack Mueller, as well as the fabulous DJ-ing of Chris Chivetta. Junior Schoolers, what did you guys think of the high school involvement in this mixer? What can

we do to attract more people to mixers? We want to throw the best mixers possible so give us a shout! As for Spirit Week, thanks to everyone who helped make the dress down theme a success. Congratulations to Alex Hauisen for the victory in the Rebelman Contest! It was also great to see over 150 orders for homecoming T-shirts! (speaking of which, if you ordered yours and still haven’t gotten it, I still have them! Find me or an-

other STUCO representative if you want them). Due to demand, we may be able to order a second wave based off the number of people who express interest in this. Talk to your STUCO representative, or fill out a T-shirt order form without paying if you want a shirt but did not order one. As for homecoming weekend, I was proud to see the amount of people who came to watch the football team! I hope it was a great spirit week

for everyone involved, and thanks also to the STUCO representatives who put in long hours last week to make everything possible. As for upcoming events, everyone should start buying their Halloween costume for the costume contest at the Halloween assembly! It is quickly approaching and the more people that dress up, the more fun the contest ends up being! Start planning NOW.

Remember to come in @ 8:05 on Thursday for STUCO donuts!

Sports Post-Season Cardinals #12in12

fter a season marred by injuries and filled with ups and downs, the Cardinals entered the playoffs as the second wild card team in the National League, a spot that was established this year. On October 5, the Cardinals traveled to Atlanta to take on the Braves at Turner Field. This was the second time in two years that the Cardinals were trying to steal a playoff berth from the Braves on the last day of the season, after they clinched the wildcard spot in 2011 when they beat the Astros and the Braves lost to the Phillies after blowing a lead with two outs remaining. With the Braves looking for revenge after the final game of the 2011 season and the Cardinals’ knack for winning winnertake-all games, this game promised to be a hard fought battle. The Wildcard game featured two impressive pitchers. Kyle Lohse, who had a 16-3 regular season record and a 2.86 ERA, started for the Cardinals, looking to increase his free agent value and help the Cardinals advance to their second straight World Series. On the mound for Atlanta was Kris Medlen, who was 9-0 with an ERA under one in the regular season. The Braves were 23-0 in Kris Medlen starts. After the Braves jumped out to a 2-0 lead on a David Ross homerun in the second inning, the Cardinals looked to get on the board. After veteran Chipper Jones made a throwing error on a Matt Holliday ground ball, the Cardinals rallied to score three to take a 3-2 lead. After a Matt Holliday homerun in the 6th and a couple of runs in the 7th, the Cardinals took a 6-2

By Patrick Lindmark ‘13

lead. The Braves scored one in the bottom of the 7th, but going into the top of the 8th, the Cardinals seemed to be in the clear. In the bottom of the 8th, Andrelton Simmons hit a short fly ball into shallow left field, which dropped behind shortstop Pete Kozma. This might have been the start of a rally for the Braves, but an infield fly was called, and instead of the bases being loaded with one out, the runners remained on first and second with two outs. After a 19 minute delay

my John surgery the year before. The Cardinals dropped Game One after Mitchell Boggs and Marc Rzepczynski blew a one run lead. However, after the disappointing offensive effort in Game One, the Cardinals bats exploded in Games Two and Three, scoring twelve in Game Two and Eight in Game Three to take a 2-1 lead and the opportunity to advance to the NLCS in Game Four. After Ross Detwiler and Kyle Lohse pitched one run starts, the game went into the 9th tied at one. The Cardinals

due to angry fans throwing debris onto the field, the Cardinals hung on to advance to the NLDS. In the NLDS, the Cardinals faced the dangerous Washington Nationals in a best of five series. The Nationals were a wellrounded team with good pitching and solid hitting, led by 19-yearold Bryce Harper and Ryan Zimmerman. However, the Nationals were without their young ace, Stephen Strasburg, due to an inning limit set to protect the righthander after he underwent Tom-

failed to score in the top half of the frame and Lance Lynn came in for the Cardinals to pitch the bottom of the 9th. After 13 pitches, Jayson Werth drove a fastball into the bleachers for a walk off victory. Game Five featured the pitching matchup, Adam Wainwright against Gio Gonzalez. The Nationals got off to a discouraging six run lead through three innings, and Cardinals fans saw their team’s playoff hopes slowly slipping away. But the Cardinals were not done. Over the next 5

innings, the Cardinals chipped away at the lead, bringing the game to 6-5. After another run from the Nationals in the bottom of the eighth, the Cardinals’ chances again started to fade away. But this was the Cardinals. Just like Game Six of the 2011 World Series, the Cardinals were down to their last strike, twice. After Yadier Molina and Postseason hero David Freese drew walks to avoid elimination with two strikes on them, Daniel Descalso, who had hit a homerun the inning before, came to the plate. Swinging on the first pitch, Descalso hit a hard ground ball off the glove of Ian Desmond, and the ball rolled into center field, scoring two and tying the game. Next up was shortstop Pete Kozma, who had almost been cut from the team several times before being brought up at the end of the year and catching fire. Kozma singled into right field, scoring two and giving the Cardinals a two run lead. After Jason Motte struck out to end the top of the 9th, he remained in the game and did what he had done all year, closed the game, this time sending the Cardinals on a happy flight to San Francisco to face the Giants in a best of seven series. Just as in 2011, the Cardinals are playing clutch baseball and hitting and pitching when it matters. If they beat the Giants, with whom they are currently tied 1-1, they will advance to the World Series to face the winner of the Tigers and Yankees. The Tigers lead that series 3-0.

halloween assembly on the 31st! Get your costumes!

Sports Rebels Extend Win Streak By Ed Houser ‘13

fter rigorous experimentation, the Football rebels have discovered (with 95% confidence) that winning is more enjoyable than losing. After starting the season 1-2, the team has exploded with five straight victories and five straight blowouts, adding drubbings of the Mater Dei Knights and the Affton Cougars in the last two weeks. Saturday the 6th of October brought cool weather to the area. It also brought a highlytouted football team from Mater Dei High School in Breese, Illinois to Busch Field to take on the red-hot Rebels. The Knights came in ranked 4th among small teams in the region. Having lost the coin toss, the Rebels kicked off and came out strong on defense, forcing a three and out. The offense responded with a strong drive capped by a rushing touchdown for Thomas Raybuck. Domination ensued. The Rebels took this lead and never let it go. By the end of the first quarter the lead was 21-0, and by half it was 28-7. The second half was equally lopsided, and the Rebels traipsed off the field enjoying a 56-21 victory.

After their big upset, the Rebel brethren brought their buoyant spirits into the festivities of Homecoming week. Inspired by the Gangham style of teammate Tony Lee, they took the field Saturday against the Affton cougars with confidence overflowing. Patrick Agnew received the opening kickoff and returned it for a touchdown, and the Rebels never looked back. The offense struck from afar, recording several long scoring plays, including touchdown passes to Daniel Watson and Andrew Jones. The defense again showed up as a dominant presence, yielding only 7 points to the speedy Affton offense. The second team offense and defense played admirably, safeguarding the blowout win through the second half. At the end of the day, the Rebels walked away with a 44-7 victory. At the dance that night, the Rebel footballers again showed their dominant masculinity as they lit up the dance floor. The Rebels, now the 7th ranked small school in the area, take tons of momentum into their biggest game of the

year at #4 St. Dominic at 7:00 pm tonight. Any fans willing to make the trek all the way out to St. Charles will be rewarded with

a slugfest between two of the hardest hitting teams in the area.

Priory Soccer Primed for District Tournament

By Peter Cogan ‘13

he goal for the varsity team this fall has been to keep getting better each and every week. While our record is not very strong, it is not telling of the progress we have made since day one. Several players have taken huge steps and now find themselves as key role-players on the team. Dan Kelly, a sophomore who won a spot on varsity lineup

his first year playing soccer, is a thug in the center of the field winning head-balls similarly to James Pieper. Joey Ciapciak, a senior, has stepped up as an aggressive defensive-midfielder, and can hold his own with any forward, despite his size. Ryan Mulqueeny is a ferocious forward, and works harder than anybody else on the field. His work

has paid off with several goals off of pressuring the defense. The past few weeks have been tough, and full of disappointments. Many games the Rebels clearly outplayed opponents but just couldn’t put the ball in the net. Most notably, Priory went up 1-0 on SLUH at halftime, but eventually made a few slipups on the defensive end and end-

ed up losing 1-3. They also played a tremendous game against Clayton, and kept the ball in the Greyhounds’ third of the field for the majority of the game. Unfortunately the ball just wouldn’t go in the net and, after a scoreless 100 minutes, lost in the 9th round of penalties. Despite the lack of results, the Rebels are not far off of success, and could beat very good Continued Back Page

Football @ St. Dominic High School, Friday @ 7pm

Sports The Legend of the Running Warriors

he quest had turned west, leading the warriors of Priory to a mysterious mountainous landscape in the middle of Washington, MO, dominated by a massive hill close to their staging location and claimed by a group of savages collectively known as Borgia. Immediately, they encountered a setback, as the instigators of the battle had launched a sneak attack, and the JV race was at hand at once. The gun sent the red-and-blue warriors firing down the first hill and into the fray. Freshmen Thomas Lowell and Kyle Flores led the charge through the fields and over the hills to finish back-to-back at 19 and 20 in 19:20 for new PRs. Brian Steiner, Charlie Lohmann, and Charlie Welsh completed the top 5, and their combined efforts led to a 3rd place plaque for the team. Next came the Varsity, with all the swagger of being associated with

By Brian Steiner ‘13

Chris Chivetta. They toed the line with such formidable foes as Andrew Moore and Tyler Uhrich of Ste Genevieve, Kirk Smith of Burroughs, and Amos Bartelsmeyer of MICDS. But the team had come to fight, and the presence of their enemies only enlivened them. The race com- Shown above: Captains Ryan Donlin (left), and Brian Steiner (right), as they are seen preparing to race. menced and the Jake Drysdale, who has been on Avery hit the tape just seconds Priory pack came together, with Andrew O’Sullivan a tear over the past few races, apart around 19:15, and Andrew “Beagle Boy” at the helm. He put together his most impressive Cammon closed out scoring. charged to the finish line in 18:31, performance yet with an 18:40, This week, the team is at good for 38th place, but the rest and Danny Martin and Chris Principia on Friday to race were hot on his heels. Freshman Chivetta followed just seconds against their league foes. behind. Ryan Donlin and Tim

Rams Update

By Thomas Burton ‘13

he St. Louis Ram’s have started off the 2012 season with great success (by their standards), compiling a 3-3 record while remaining undefeated at home. This record comes as a shock to the majority of Ram’s fans, who have seen their team win an average of three games over the past five years. The Rams have already reached that mark in large part due to new head coach, Jeff Fisher, about whom RB Steven Jackson says brings “stability and credibility.” Despite not winning every game, the team has at least been competitive in each contest of the 2012 season.

The Rams started off their season with a heartbreaking loss at Detroit, then came back to St. Louis to face the Redskins and hotshot rookie quarterback Robert Griffin III. St. Louis emerged victorious, thanks in large part to Danny Amendola’s team record fifteen catches. The Rams lost to the Chicago Bears the following week, and then swept back to back division games against the Seahawks and Cardinals. Most recently, the Rams lost to the Miami Dolphins in a game in which the Dolphins got thoroughly outplayed. The Rams outgained the Dolphins by 270 yards, and if

it weren’t for three missed field goals by fan favorite, Greg Zuerlein, St. Louis certainly would have come away with the victory. Although the Rams’ offense has been underwhelming at times, there have been some breakout stars this year—particularly on the defensive side of the ball. New signee Cortland Finnegan and rookie Janoris Jenkins have become one of the best cornerback tandems in the league, combining for four interceptions and shutting down many top receivers. Defensive end Robert Quinn has also had a tremendous year, with six sacks in six games

thus far. But the real star (up until the last game) has been rookie kicker, Greg Zuerlein. “Greg the Leg” or “Young G.Z.” as some call him, made the first fifteen field goals of his career, including a team record sixty yarder. Coach Fisher seems to have ignited a spark in this team, and has them playing as well as they have since the Mike Martz era. The Rams have a big game this weekend against the Packers this weekend that could once again bring the team’s record above .500. Watch this Sunday as the Rams look to pull the upset.

Soccer Varsity @ Priory vs. Burrows Tuesday the 23th @ 4:15

inion & Entertainment Homecoming 2012 Dance Review By William O’Brien ‘14

usic: I had a couple complaints with this, as there was only one Ke$ha song. I was very annoyed by this, and in the words of one Michael Herman “this vexation is equivalent to an unannounced lane change on a busy highway”. I also failed to hear ANY Chief Keef. That’s almost unforgivable. Other than those two glaring mistakes the song selection was good, with “Gangnam Style” really getting the boys going. Also good job bringing back some favorites such as “Every Time We Touch”. For the 27 seconds that the song entertained everyone, there was fist-pumping galore. The dancing: When I looked at the dance floor, I saw two types of dancing going on. On one hand, there were the Priory boys whose dancing was as exquisite as a Mrs. Watson cupcake (ask Dan about them) and as diverse as the children of Bradgelina. Michael Herman popped, locked, and dropped it like a king, Charlie Rapp was an explosion of energy and limbs, and Cole Esperrago looked great watching it all from a corner. And then on the other hand, were the dates: The dates saw our dancing and tried to keep up, trying harder and harder to regain their man’s attention. They even resorted to standing on the the benches by the dj station to seem significant, but sadly they and their

Like the Record Facebook Page!

abilities paled In comparison to the Priory crowd. Which brings me to my final point... The ladies: Well done this year gentlemen, well done. I don’t know if it’s the nutty bars in the book store or what, but something just worked for us this year. People brought some very fine ladies this year. I hear that Connor Wright escorted a few stunners in the door. It’s very relieving to know that the girls I’m blowing off to dance with my boys are very attractive. Because I’d really hate to interrupt my jam session by actually having to talk to a girl, let alone one who does not captivate the eye. But tip of the cap to all you gentlemen who brought dates; and to those who did not, two tips of the cap because you tore up the dance floor more than those weighed down by females with inferior dance moves. All things considered, I think homecoming was a success. It was a great time for all the high schoolers, and we successfully danced the night away. Amazingly, Andrew Rund only stole about half of the dates that night, which I think should be viewed as a pleasant surprise that is to be enjoyed while it lasts; certainly that number will go up in the future. Again, well done gentlemen, I’m already excited for [Viz-Priory].

Opinion & Enterta “There are in truth three states of the converted: the beginning, the middle, and the perfection. In the beginning, they experience the charms of sweetness; in the middle, the contests of temptation; and in the end, the fullness of perfection.” -Pope St. Gregory

Ralph’s Rages

By Fr. Ralph Wright O.S.B.

hat we need, Deaconess, is a gentle Thatcher,” began Flunk as he, Brokaw and Dorne were putting together their plan for the last minute Television Convention of his new Flunk’s Christian Vision Party. “A woman like Maggie with a mind of steel, a heart of fire but with winning, that is to say gentle and compassionate, ways.” “Wake up, Flunk”, said Tom “Remember where we are. United States October 1996. There just aren’t such people. They don’t grow on trees any more. You mark my words. I’ve looked far and wide. None there!” “Wait a minute, Thomas,” interjected Diane insertively, “What about that Law Dame from Harvard the Vatican brought in to lead their talk team with the world women in Beijing? Something Glendon if I remember rightly. Thought from the shoulder. Spoke from the heart. Acted tender. A law professor too, so knows fangs when she sees ‘em.” “You mean Mary Ann Glendon?” asked Flunk. “Sure, that’s the one. She’s real long on wisdom. Strings words together well. Got excellent shoot-from-the-hip come back ability to questions so she’ll be excellent for Press conferences and she’s gentle to boot. Could be

a winning combo - I’d say call her up and see if she’d join us.” “Sure will”, said Flunk, “I seem to remember she’s red hot on rights for all people regardless of age, race, sex or religion - she’s just what we need to bring in the millennium. Tom, call on her right away then go to the finance people and see if you could get a couple of millions . We need her on the air for the last five days before the elections. Prime time. All networks. If you get her,you’ll easily get Perot. He admires strong legal women. Is that a deal?” said Flunk.” “Deal!” said Tom. “Dorne,” went on Flunk , now on a roll, “stop by ‘n see the Supreme Court, and get them to OK this last minute citizen’s initiative for the ballot. Tell ‘em its for the millennium so needs special action but won’t give problems as a precedent. Least not till November 2996 when most of them ‘ll be long gone.” “OK ,Flunk, I’ll try.” said Dorne.” “Great!”, said Flunk. “With the millennium coming we’ll show the current candidates that they’re’s more to the election for the millennium than the economy and wolves, and woods and waterfalls and whales — they’ve forgotten the kids!— OK let’s take it all the way! See you Saturday.” With that they

downed their coffee; finished their doughnuts and hit the road. Brokaw bearded Glendon in the Harvard law library. “Miss Glendon, how would you like to be President of these United States?” He challenged striding towards her with his habitual smile as she sat punching info into a computer. “Come off it, Tom, get real; I’ve got far too much to do. Anyway I’m a Catholic and a woman.” “There are precedents for the first category you know” he said smoothly. “OK” parried Glendon, reaching for her briefcase, “what’s the deal? Come clean! I’ve got graduate law students waiting.” “Flunk’s started a new party, the Flunk Christian Vision Party - based on JPII’s vision of the dignity of every human being from conception to natural death and they want you to be our candidate. We know you took JPII’s views to Beijing and we think you could do it here. We’ve got a last minute TV convention lined up, if you agree. And all ‘s gonna be paid for. If you say yes I’m gonna get Perot to put hand deep in pocket for five million and we’re gonna have you speak five hours prime time just before the election. Flunk’s working with Supreme at the moment to get you on the ballot.” “He’ll never do it .”

Have a Glorious weekend!

Professor Glendon interrupted somewhat sadly, “it’s quite unconstitutional.” “Thinks he just might.” came back Brokaw. “he’s gonna take the line that once every millennium you can do something a little unusual for the sake of the people and see if they’ll take the bait. Precedent setting will be minimal and they might think it a popular move. After all you don’t get a millennial celebration too often. Flunk and yours truly with deaconess Dorne think that you’ve got just what it takes and just what the country is waiting for. a woman; with a mind of steel; with a love for every human being and a determination to defend the rights of everyone thru thick and thin. With your mind and heart and winning ways you’ll win em all over!” “I’ve no winning ways, Tom. Ask all my lousy students. I grind ‘em into the dust to get ‘em to produce good solid thinking.” “Just what we need’ came back Brokaw with the intensity of a heat seeking scud-missile. “OK” said Glendon “when do we start but,” she gave a slow smile “promise me only one term.” Brokaw grinned: “No promises.” This law chick was cool . He thought and knew at that very moment that they had backed a winner.

Opinion & Enterta Michael’s Vexations Blog By Michael Herman ‘14

eing a strong advocate of the rights of cryptozoological animals I am quite vexed that Scotland would allow such egregious events to occur in one of the world’s most sacred Lochs. Just last week Japanese scientists placed detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness in an attempt to blow Nessie skyward. Thankfully wizards of the Scottish sect intervened lest Nessie would most likely be in a million pieces and the precious ocular meat of the Nessiteras rhombopteryx would have been undoubtedly been sold on the black market for prices of above 13,000 Australian Dollars per ounce. The ceremony that the Scottish wizards is an age old ceremony practiced by only specific wizards who have gone

through many grueling years of training in order to perform. Next week we here at Michael blogs will be hosting a workshop in the High school commons so that some of the lads here at Priory may learn some of the practices that make this brotherhood so wonderful. Those who attend will also learn about some of the many things that Nessie contributes to the community surrounding Lake Loch Ness. The rights of cryptozoological animals will be discussed so that Priory community can become more involved in the fight against the killing of these mystical creatures. On October the 25th we will be having a dress down day to raise money for the fight against the killings. Let it be known that we

fighters do not stand alone and that even our own US government is sending expert cryptozoologists over to Scotland to help keep this beautiful creature safe. We here at Priory should not think that we shouldn’t support this noble cause for we are very close to the action even on our secluded Town and Country campus. Amateur Crytozoologist John Joseph Rhodes swears that he witnessed a Chupacabra attack on a full grown yeti, and is now seeking medical attention because of blood curdling events that he witnessed. Many monks have also purported to hearing the howl of adolescent Chubacabras in the dead of night which is its favorite time to hunt for the blood of its prey. Recent archives have also been found that

suggest that the so-called “Hunting and Fishing Club” was a mere cover up to track down and kill the wild Chubacabras which roam our campus. It is no wonder that club time has been terminated for the safety of these rare and largely misunderstood creatures. I ask the Priory community to therefore step up and contribute to the dress-down day so that the rights of these animals may be forever protected on our beautiful campus. Also we will be looking forward to your presence at the meeting this coming week.

Presidential Debate Analysis

By Eric Stange ‘14

ast Wednesday night, the second of three nationally televised Presidential debates was aired on national television. Incumbent Barack Obama came out strong, not so much worrying about making up lost ground many thought he lost two weeks ago, rather, sticking to his agenda and remaining focused. Republican candidate Mitt Romney tried to ride the wave of his crashing success two weeks previous, and attempted to build exponentially on that momentum. What was different about this debate was the format. Previously, two candidates stood at podiums answering questions formulated by a moderator. Last Wednesday, President

Obama and Governor Romney were instead surrounded by stadium seated, undecided voters who had a broad bevy of questions to ask the two candidates. Not so clear cut as the first one on October 3, Mr. President seemed to score a close victory in this debate, largely due to the fact that he seemed to connect better with the questioners and took a more ruthless attitude on attacking Governor Romney’s flip-flopping. President Obama also displayed a little more enthusiastic energy than Romney, largely in part to the questions he had to answer. It appeared that the problems posed to Romney demanded a clear, concise answer; such as

how different from George Bush he is. Obama on the other hand, had the opportunity to answer less generalized, more personal questions, like how he would help the unemployed questioner and friends get their jobs back. It was no blowout, as the governor from Massachusetts churned out a sturdy performance. It can and will be seen by many Republicans that Romney has been on the offensive for a very long stretch, throwing the record of the past four years in Obama’s face, yet to receive a definite answer on some fronts. All in all, both parties believe their candidate to be in front of the other, which makes this Presidential race all

the more interesting. As election day draws nearer, everything little thing matters to these two men. I believe this race will indefinitely be one of the most intense elections of our generation. In conclusion, the final debate between these two men could be one of two things; minimal importance, or an inconceivable turn of events that could make this Presidential race a lot less contested. One thing is for sure, both President Obama and Governor Romney will be looking to put their best effort out there, since it will be the last time to confront each other face to face before the election in front of the American people.

Check out how the varsity teams fare on stlhighschoolsports.com

Puzzles Across

1. Poems 5. If not 9. Netting 13. Following 14. Tropical vine 16. Doing nothing 17. Reflected sound 18. Prohibit 19. Diving bird 20. Play the bagpipes 22. Not often 24. Praise 26. Basic belief 27. A word with the same set of letters 30. Lasso 33. Lurched 35. Gentlewoman 37. Estimated time of arrival 38. Whip 41. Missing In Action

42. Lustrous fabric 45. Salutation 48. Fable 51. Kit for a baby 52. A nymph of lakes 54. Words 55. Uncertain 59. Postage 62. Alone 63. Arm joint 65. Two-toed sloth 66. Brother of Jacob 67. French for “Queen” 68. Does something 69. Collections 70. Knife 71. Dregs

Across

1. Clearing 6. Russian emperor 10. Animal companions 14. Moses’ brother 15. Employ 16. Reflected sound 17. Put out 18. X X X X 19. A ball of yarn 20. Thermoregulator 22. Carryall 23. Wings 24. Jubilant 26. Dry riverbed 30. Fitting 31. Father 32. Distinctive flair 33. Sea eagle 35. Light wispy precipitation 39. Nouveau-riche 41. Covetous 43. Step 44. Secure against

leakage 46. Frolic 47. Directed 49. Card with one symbol 50. Burden 51. A severe shortage of food 54. Backside 56. Matured 57. A legislative assembly 63. Early 20th-century art movement 64. Murres 65. Cowboy sport 66. Send forth 67. Hue 68. Praise 69. Cut into cubes 70. Border 71. Long times

Down

1. 1 1 1 1 2. A pack of playing cards 3. Thrill 4. Warehousing 5. A late time of life 6. Untruths 7. Wooden shoe 8. Hard glossy coating 9. Territorial reserve 10. Biblical kingdom 11. Blackthorn 12. Female chickens 15. Sporting venue 21. Attraction 23. School session 25. Musty 27. Air force heroes 28. Area of South Africa 29. Adult males 31. Access 32. Corrupt

Down

1. Pace 2. Whip 3. Backside 4. Gloomy 5. Colonic 6. Book of synonyms 7. One more than fifteen 8. Region 9. Reposed 10. Indiscretion 11. Panache 12. Not those 13. Scattered, as seed 21. Bygone 25. Magma 26. Cried 27. Winglike 28. Have the nerve 29. Annul

Next Issue: Friday, Wed. Oct. 31 Halloween Special

34. Man’s best friend 36. A magician 39. Website address 40. Nipple 43. Pyrogenic 44. Tidy 46. Visual organs 47. In written form 49. Fertilizer ingredient 50. Rapids 53. Ledger entry 55. Applications 56. Schnozzola 57. Thin strip 58. Spanish lady 60. Spouse 61. Kitty-cat 64. A spider spins this

34. Blurt out 36. A soft sheepskin leather 37. Mentor 38. Requests 40. Biblical garden 42. Lacquer ingredient 45. Anagram of “Angrier” 48. Delegate 51. Washed-out 52. A long-legged S. American bird 53. Army doctor 55. Ski jacket 58. Dry 59. Pout 60. Cocoyam 61. A noble gas 62. Throw

nion & Entertainment Mitch’s Musical Madness By Mitch Van Bree ‘13

Note: If this segment is still called “Mitch’s Musical Madness,” I apologize. If you have a problem with the name, stop telling me and talk to Peter Cogan (who apparently loves alliteration). 1.

Spring Break – The Low Maintenance Folkies

That’s right kids! When you have your own column, you can use it for shameless self-promotion! This song is the first of many upbeat rock songs to come. It isn’t for sale yet, but you can find it on YouTube (I will also give it to anybody who buys a CD from me). The YouTube version is a rough mix, but it still sounds pretty good. This track features the musical talent of Ryan Donlin on bass and Alex Haueisen on synth and marimba (spoiler alert! Donlin actually played Haueisen’s parts on the recording because Alex values schoolwork more than music [nerd]). Check it out!

Honey – The Parlotones

I can’t decide if I like this song or absolutely hate it. I want to hate it, because the lyrics are just stupid. The majority of the song is just about loving honey. Then all of a sudden “O no! Look out! The spiders!” is being repeated like crazy. This section is then followed by the repetition of “Shucks! I nearly swallowed romance.” …Ok what? Did they write this in kindergarten? Also, who still says “Shucks?” My guess is that they were experimenting with some illegal substance(s) and then ate honey and were like “O my God, this is so good!” Then midway through writing the song, the hallucinogenic kicked in and they were like “Ahhhhhhhh! There are spiders everywhere!” That’s my best guess. All that being said, the song is really catchy.

LAUS TIBI

DOMINE

Soccer, Continued teams with a quick goal or two. There is only one game left in the regular season against John Burroughs (ranked #3 small schools), and then the district tournament starts the week of October 29th. Priory will most likely face off against Westminster in the first round, and then against a tough Parkway Central team (ranked #3

large schools) in the district championship. Yes, we are rebuilding a team after losing 10 starters, but we are capable of winning districts and making a run in the state tournament. Come on out and support the Rebels as they try to make a Cinderella run.

If you only give 50% in preparing, you can only get 50% of what you could