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THE RECORD
Vol. XlII, ISSue 11 1/6/12
tHe oFFICIAl StuDeNt NewSpAper oF SAINt louIS prIorY
Attack of the Giant Squid Priory alum does the unthinkable.
It was the shot heard around the world. Charles Rosebrough, class of ‘11, shocked all spectators at the Priory
Rebels hockey game on Monday night when he threw a squid onto the ice with roughly ten minutes of regulation remaining. “It’ll be a cold day in St. Louis when they catch me with squid in my hands,” he declared in a private Q&A with The Record. “Rosie” was available for comment on Thursday, when he visited campus on his winter break. He currently attends Xavier University. When asked if he knew of the potential repercussions, he responded, “Of course I did. That’s why I pawned off the blame on [senior and Spirit Club president] Matt Finneran. You think I’m going
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back to the slammer for more squid throwing? Oh no! Those days are behind me.” However, he was joking, and did not mean anyone harm in the process, and does in fact regret his wrongdoing. The squid landed a safe distance from any player—not that anyone was at risk to begin with—and sophomore John Yannakakis brought it slowly back on to the bench, and handed it to the team trainer, who then disposed of it. Majority of the spectators left right after the squid incident, going out the back exit of Queeny Park. “I have one large regret. No one told me that squids cannot survive on
the ice unassisted,” quipped Charlie, always a man of humor. “Had I known that this squid was not of the ice variety I would not have tossed it.” In reality, though, such an action would reflect poorly on the school. Luckily no one who has yet to graduate was involved in the purchase and throwing of the squid. Priory’s Spirit Club has shown integrity at sporting events throughout the year and will continue to do so, especially at hockey games. When asked if he thought the action was appropriate, Parker Ferguson disagreed. “Probably not,” said the freshman forward. “It caused a little stop in the game.” On the plus side, the Rebels beat Wentzville Timberland by the score of 5-3. Whatever works, right? “It’s kind of nice now, everyone seems to be talking about the team again,” said senior defender Brendan Thomas. “So if it helps put fans in the stands for our last few games of the season, maybe they should bring the squid back.” Just don’t throw it onto the ice.
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You may have seen Joseph DiMarco around Priory’s campus in several spots; for instance, this fall he tried out cross country for the heck of it, calling it “the proudest trimester in [his] athletic history.” However, he is the most recent addition to an already stacked cast of Guys And Dolls, the winter musical. “I figured I’d have to do it at least one year in high school,” he muses. “Being in the production looks like a lot of fun. And I like to sing.” It only seems natural that a musically talented man like Joseph would be a welcome, reliable and exciting factor to add to the equation. After all, he has been a bass in Priory’s choir for all four years of high school. But, even better, Joseph has a special tie to this musical in particular: he saw the original Priory production of Guys And Dolls back in 2003. “In fact,” he says, “it was the first Priory play I ever saw. I remember it being the first time I ever actually saw young adults in a performance, and I remember being very impressed with how well they all did.” He plays the role of
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Brandy Bottle Bates, a minor character who is a gambler looking to partake in dice games in New York City. He has one line (“We had enough!”), shouted in an intense scene where practically the entire male ensemble is gambling in a sewer. Joseph takes pride in being completely off-book (having his lines fully memorized). “I am happy to say that I have successfully learned my line,” he laughs. “But in all seriousness, I’m happy with my role. Fortunately, it’s a very stress-free position, which means I can focus on enjoying my [theatrical] experience.” The sewer scene as described above is his favorite. DiMarco especially enjoys “Luck Be A Lady”, perhaps the most renowned song from the musical. “The scene itself is fun and has quite a bit of choregraphy,” he explains. “But [“Luck Be A Lady”] will definitely be a show-stopper. [lead actor] Carter [Gage] is an extremely talented singer and performs his solos with true skill . Following his solo, the rest of the song will be a very strong performance by the chorus We al-
ready have done quite well with it. I’m looking forward to that whole scene being the crowning achievement in the play.” DiMarco’s thespian relationship with director Mrs. Raley and music director Mr. Marting has only lasted less than two months, but he has nothing but the utmost respect for them. He expects the production of Guys & Dolls to be another masterpiece. “They’ve been making successful plays for a long time, which is one of the reasons I decided to join the play this year. They are great leaders, can teach at a quick rate while not leaving anyone behind, and are a great combination for directing any production.” Joseph encourages the whole Priory family come out and support him and everyone who make this musical possible. “I suggest that everyone comes and sees this show. The show itself is great, very funny and witty, with great numbers, largescale choreography, fantastic acting from the cast, elaborate sets, and an incredibly talented cast, crew, and direction.”
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Rams Draft Options By Clay Swanger
The Rams need a playmaker and Blackmon fits the roll. The two time Biletnicoff Award winner is the best receiver in the draft. The Rams need someone to create big plays for Sam Bradford, who lacks the proper receiving support.
Trent Richardson RB Alabama 5’11” 225lbs Although Stephen Jackson is still churning out 1,000 yard seasons, his time left for his grueling career could be running short. Keeping this in mind, with a mentor like Jackson, Richardson could flourish and give the Rams another few years of great running back play.
Matt Kalil OT USC 6’7” 295lbs The Rams’ offensive line problems were clearly evident throughout the season and the colossal Kalil would be an instant upgrade. He could replace Jason Smith, a former bust draft pick, and move Rodger Saffold over to a more comfortable place at RT. Trade the Pick: The Rams have a lot of holes to fill and trading this pick could allow them to fill several of their needs with multiple draft picks.
DeAnthony Thomas ATH Oregon 5’9” 173lbs He is only a freshman in college. That said, He is also incredibly fast and that is really the only reason why the Rams should pursue drafting him in the future. Thomas would be an outrageous pick right now, but in case you aren’t the most avid football-watcher, Thomas scored a touchdown in the Rose Bowl on a 91 yard rush. The run was the longest ever from scrimmage in a Rose Bowl.
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The NFL regular season is over, and the St. Louis Rams have finished at a disappointing 2-14. By so doing, they have locked up the the #2 pick in the draft. Here are some of their options, in order from best to worst with that pick assuming the Indianapolis Colts take future star QB Andrew Luck with the #1 pick. Justin Blackmon WR Oklahoma State 6’1” 215lbs
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Despite Tebow’s Heroics, Broncos Will Collapse
Recently, things have taken a turn for the worse for young NFL phenom Tim Tebow. His team, the Denver Broncos, have lost three games in a row. Tebow’s completion percentage has been rather dismal as of late—earning a mere 27.3% against the Chiefs in Week 17 and finishing with a 46.5% for the season. But before jumping to conclusions about Tebow’s inadequacy as a starting quarterback, consider Tebow’s poor receiving core, as they are to blame for the poor offensive production. Demaryius Thomas, the definition of a wasted draft pick, while the Broncos let others go ( like the talented Dez Bryant).Thomas combines average speed with average strength with terrible coverage recognition.Such a combination means that Thomas is never open, with the only exception being after Tebow keeps a play alive for ten seconds, enough time for an amateur high school receiver to be open. You must also consider receiver Eric Decker, who in reality makes a solid fifth string receiver on a disgrace of a team like the St. Louis Rams. (and speaking of the Rams, Tebow’s tight
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end is Daniel Fells, who was cut by the Rams. That fact should say something to football executives.) The best quarterbacks in the game have support. Tom Brady of the Patriots has Welker. Drew Brees of the Saints has dependable receivers in Colston and Graham. Aaron Rodgers, star of the reigning champs, the Green Bay Packers, has Jennings, Finley , Driver and Nelson. Tebow, on the other hand, has no one, and still managed to carry a 1-4 team to the playoffs singlehandedly. At times, it even seems that John Fox, head
coach of the Broncos, is against Tebow. Fox runs the ball on first and second down every drive, and then asks Tebow to throw the
ball when everyone expects him to throw it. This weekend, Broncos fans will see if Tebow has one more miracle (or more) left, but honestly, there is no possibility that the Broncos will steal a victory from an impact team like the Pittsburgh Steelers, a true team full of true talent.
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4 Dress Down Day For “Welcome Backpacks” By Mrs. Cazabonne Contributor
On January 19th the school will be having a dress down day for the Human Rights Club. The charity will be the “Welcome Backpacks” program, which is a project of the society of Saint Vincent DePaul. 97 out of every 100 people are released from prison in Missouri. These people are sent out with virtually no possessions, no form of transportation, no job, and few friends or family members to sup-
port them. This program aims to provide released prisoners with the basic necessities: soap, toothpaste, clothing, etc. The funds from the dress down day will be used to put together backpacks of these necessities. We would also strongly encourage the Priory community to donate backpacks and/or the following items: Packets of tissues, Towels/washcloths, Deodorant, Soap/ shampoo/lotion, Toothbrush/toothpaste,
Comb, Razors/non-aerosol shave cream, Pairs of socks, Underwear, Notebooks and pens, Small non-perishable snacks, Wallets, or anything else that would be useful. There will be a box on Mrs. Frentzel’s desk where items can be placed. We strongly encourage you to donate money and items to this worthy cause, and we thank you for your generosity!
Tim Tebow Joke - A Record Classic New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, having lived a full life, passed into the next life peacefully. Having been a great philanthropist on earth, giving to charity and raising a wholesome family and enjoying a faithful and long-lasting marriage, he went to heaven. Right as Brady got into heaven, he met God in all his glory. God then proceeded to show him around. After a while, the two came up to a modest little cottage. Its white paint was chipped and the only decoration was a faded Patriots flag in the window. God said unto Tom Brady, “This is your house for all eternity. It is very special, as not everyone here gets their own house.” Feeling very honored, Brady thanked God and the two entered the house. After getting acquainted with his new home, Tom went out back behind the cottage. He noticed, far in the distance, a
three-story marble mansion with an orange and blue driveway and a sidewalk leading to it. He saw a fifty-foot flagpole with a Broncos flag furling in the wind, a swimming pool in the shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window and a Tim Tebow jersey hanging on the massive front door. Confused, Brady called God and asked him: “I don’t want to sound ungrateful, God, but I was an All Pro QB. I won 3 Super Bowls and went to the Hall of Fame. Why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?” Chuckling, God replied, “That’s not Tim Tebow’s house—that’s mine.”
Robotics Kickoff January 7 By Luc Bettaieb Staff Writer
This Saturday begins another season of the FIRST Robotics competition. The details of this year’s challenge will be released Saturday morning via a NASA-sponsored webcast that will be available around the world. If you’re interested in watching the webcast, it will be screened around 9:30 AM in room 8 of the Junior School. Members should be in attendance, but anyone interested in joining is welcome to come.
Puzzles
Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1. ____odil 5. He had the golden touch 10. Louver 14. Margarine 15. Critical 16. Long prison sentence 17. Backside 18. Go-between 20. Half woman and half fish 22. Social deportment 23. The genus of
macaws 24. Concur 25. A possible significance 32. Pasture 33. 1000 kilograms 34. Fall behind 37. Whip 38. Rub 39. Small brook 40. Nevertheless 41. Bullwinkle for example 42. A series of connected rooms
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43. Theorization 45. Killed 49. Sheep sound 50. Extremely wicked 53. Add together 57. Mortician 59. Cards with just one symbol 60. Stair 61. Spy 62. Formal dress 63. Party thrower 64. Warms 65. Initial wager
Sudoku Difficulty - Evil
DOWN 1. Student residence 2. Out of the wind 3. Dread 4. According to an established custom 5. Lunatic 6. Chilled 7. Excavated 8. “Smallest particle” 9. Stiff hair 10. Informal language 11. Metric unit of capacity 12. Previously 13. Brusque
19. Silly 21. Dry 25. In doubt 26. Approximately 1.6 km 27. Partially carbonized vegetable matter 28. A Musketeer 29. Breakfast bread 30. Surmise 31. A single thing 34. 53 in Roman numerals 35. Countertenor 36. Secluded valley 38. Adult male swan 39. Turnip cabbage
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- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
41. Country estate 42. Defraud 44. Terminates 45. Quieten 46. Slowly, in music 47. Anagram of “Aside” 48. Klutzy 51. Great Salt Lake state 52. Wise one 53. Copper 54. Religious figure 55. Semiaquatic salamander 56. Feudal worker 58. New Zealand parrot
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6 Priory Students Enjoy Monet By Br. Sixtus Contributor
On Tuesday, December 6, thirty-three students from grades 9 and 10 participated in a field trip to the Saint Louis Art Museum to view the current exhibition featuring the famous Water Lilies triptych by the French Impressionist Claude Monet. A triptych is a work of art separated into three panels, or parts. Each of the large panels of the triptych is from the collection of three different American art museums. After being sold separately in France in the 1950’s due to economic considerations, the other panels have traveled from Kansas City and Cleveland and are reunited again temporarily with the St. Louis panel. The last time the panels were seen in St. Louis as the single unit
Monet envisioned was in the 1980’s. Although each panel is outstanding as a stand-alone masterpiece of French Impressionism, it is only when all three paintings are viewed side by side that the genius and technique of brushwork employed by Monet becomes apparent. For many, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to view the triptych. The exhibition closes here on January 22, 2012 after which it will travel to Cleveland. From there the individual paintings will return to their home cities. Before returning to campus, the students were able to wander through various galleries. Some favorite areas included the German Expressionism gallery, the Deco-
rative Arts galleries and period rooms, and the small but excellent collection of medieval arms and armor. The group had an opportunity to meet David Conradsen, SLAM’s Curator of Decorative Arts and Design, as well as Patty Simpson, Major Gifts Records Coordinator. Ms. Simpson’s twin brother Michael graduated with the Priory class of 1963. Chaperones for this field trip, organized by Mrs. Ann Schaefer of the Fine Arts Dept., included Fr. Gregory, Fr. Benedict, and Br. Sixtus. The group enjoyed pizza upon their return to campus before sharing their own impressions of Monet’s Impressionism with an eighth grade art class.