Friday, December 11, 2009
The Record Volume 40, Issue 13
The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School since 1960
Wehking Mops Away Competition 4th year Varsity Wrestling Manager back to lead Rebels this year Patrick Mulvihill, ’10 Editor in Chief
“Brandon Wehking is America.” This simple phrase can be heard all around Priory hallways these days. The First Team All-League football kicker is now in full throttle for his true athletic passion: managing Varsity Wrestling. “I guess the first time I knew I could be something great was when I was in third grade. Mopping just felt natural.” Soon thereafter, Wehking started to grab the attention of high school and college wrestling programs alike. “I got letters from Carnegie Mellon and Marquette before I could even spell them.” After this sudden fame, Wehking travelled around the U.S., looking at schools and even making a a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It was there that he stole the world renowned Robert McCauley’s title of “the World’s Greatest Wrestling Mat Mopper” at the age of 12. McCauley retired shortly after in a teary speech televised and watched by over 200,000,000 people worldwide. After touring the nation, Wehking decided he wanted to remain close to family and friends and, much to our relief, chose Priory. “It was a tough choice, I’ll grant you that. New Trier (High School in the Chicago suburbs) was offering me a brand new Bentley, but I couldn’t drive at the time, so Priory was my final choice.” Wehking has
blessed the program for three years, but he looks most forward to his final year. “I may be finished with mopping after this year. I have a bad right wrist from last year, and I’m not sure if I want to risk it. I wanna be able to mop with my kids in the backyard, you know?” Wehking has broken every school, city, state, and national record there is to break, excluding the counterclockwise speed mop, which, as Wehking states, is for “those pansy Brits.” The United States Wrestling Mat Mopping Association (USMMA) were made aware of this statement and is seriously considering discontinuing this event now. Priory’s Varsity Wrestling Coach Steve Rolwes labels Wehking as “indispensable.” Varsity Captain Drew Link could not agree more. “I love him like a brother. Well I dunno maybe not
that, but at least a brother-in-law. How could you not with mopping like that?” Rowles continues, “We’ve been a tad inconsistent in the past three years, but rest assured, the mats will be mopped.” Mike Haueisen also is in awe of Wehking’s ability. “I love him more than I love the Blues.” Wehking is unsure of where his mopping future resides. Upon turing 18 in a few months, he will be eligible to take part in the World Mopping Games, but unfortunately he will not be able to represent the U.S. in these upcoming Winter Olympics. Wehking is an inspiration to all as he follows his own dreams of cleaning up the wrestling mats of the world. We can all use his example in our own quests to mop the world of its problems, one mat at a time.
Editorials
Friday, December 11, 2009 Volume 40, Issue 13
The Record - The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School
The Record Staff Editor in Chief:
Patrick R. Mulvihill, ’10
Arbitrarily Judgementalitastic: The Arbitrarily Christmas Special
Layout Editor:
Chad E. Huber, ’10
Content Editor:
Editorial Writer
Sean J. Lamb, ’10
Faculty Moderator:
Alex Todorov, ‘10
Mrs. Barbara K. Sams
In this issue...
Patrick Mulvihill, ’10
Mike Haueisen, ‘10
Alex Todorov, ’10
Andy Schwarz, ’11
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Now I know there was wailing and gnashing of teeth when the citizens of Priory found out that the column that they based their life on was under new management (thanks for covering, Patrick). Thus, an explanation is needed. I actually wrote a column that week, only I had also been doing a good deal of college apps, and that somewhat colored my article. The results were not pretty, out of a test pool of 10 seventh graders, 5 are still crying in the corner of the room, 4 are just staring blankly murmuring “the horror, the horror”, and I think that I have given poor Macke an eternal fear of reading. Luckily there are eighty more of them, but still I could not put the psyches of the Priory populace at risk, and thus abstained from my column that week. Now for something completely different, here is the first (and only) Arbitrarily Super-Special-Awesome Christmas Spectacular. 1: Saying “Merry Christmas:” As some of you know, I am a life-long democrat, and thus it may be surprising that I enjoy being
politically incorrect. Let me correct that, I revel in being politically incorrect, especially during the holiday that mainstream society has attempted to hijack. Guess what guys, Christmas is religious. Its Christ-mas not “give people fancy toys”-mas. 2: The Star Wars Christmas Special: Years ago, in a galaxy far far away (Reagan era America) there was a made for tv movie. It seems that some bright fellow realized that they had a good franchise on their hands, and it only made sense to milk every last dollar out of it. Thus was born this monstrosity, a mish mash of camp, bad acting, product placement, and Boba Fett. Anyways, watching this still gives me a warm fuzzy feeling, which can only be attributed to the fact that despite how bad my column can be (cue outrage and fanbase denial), there will always be something worse. The best thing is, those guys actually had a large budget and famous cast, all I have are my own (godlike) opinions, and the satisfaction of people actually reading my rants. 3: Viz-Priory: There comes a special time each year, close to Christmas time, that men and women dance without fear, and columnist write in rhyme, (continued on back page)
What Grinds My Gears Peter Griffin
with the help of Mike Haueisen, ‘10
You know what grinds my gears? The fact that Rudolph forgives the other reindeer so easily. The reindeer make fun of him his whole life and he just takes it the whole time, then finally he is worth something and suddenly they are all his friends? It's as pathetic as the 90% of Saint Louisians who suddenly become Blues fans once they do start doing well. And Rudolph just takes them back so quickly like they've been friends all along! If I were Rudolph I would lead them straight to the edge of a cliff and then I’d steer clear just in time while the rest of them break their legs and Santa and I would have a great hearty laugh.
It's just like the story in the Bible with the prodigal son who wastes all his dad's money then comes back and gets a big party. The other brother gets nothing even though he has been loyal the whole time. I'm with the loyal brother, its bologna! He should get the party, not the other guy. Speaking of the Bible, Christmas is a religious holiday, if it weren't for Christmas we would not have Christmas break. It's Christmas break, not "holiday break". So I'm sick and tired of the political correctness that involves saying "happy holidays" over "Merry Christmas." (also my editor wanted me to capitalize that “happy holidays” but its not good enough to be capitalized). Besides that, and there's not much to grind about because Christmas is the greatest time of the year. So have a Merry Christmas, but no happy holidays.
Friday, December 11, 2009 Volume 40, Issue 13
The Weekly Update The Record - The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School
Student Council Update:
Viz-Priory Dance
Student Council has been laying low for the month of November thus far, with the excitement of fall over. We had a great time at all of the fall events like the Homecoming Bonfire, the ever-popular Junior School Mixer, the exciting football playoff games, and the High School Fall Dance. The time off this month has given us the chance to plan for our big events in December and beyond. Our first major event coming up is the Visitation Priory Winter Dance. It is on December 12th, from 7:30-10pm and is, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the “social event of the year.” Tickets have dropped considerably in price. The couples tickets are now $10 and stag tickets are now only $3. Ask a Student Council member or drop by the office in the next week to purchase them. It is a formal dance so coat and tie are required and you can only bring one girl. Visitation is setting
up decorations with the theme, ‘Under the Mistletoe,” so it is sure to be a good time. We also have a Christmas Assembly that is coming together nicely with a few new ideas we have thrown in for this year. Of course the tradition of doing a Christmas movie is being upheld, and it is shaping up to be pretty funny. The Assembly takes place during the last high school period on the last day of school before Christmas Break. That’s Tuesday, December 22nd from 2:18-3:01pm. Rebel Rock planning meetings have begun and Student Council is looking for all bands that are interested in playing at the event. Check the front desk frequently as there will be a sheet for each band to fill out. We encourage both Junior School and High School bands. The only requirement is that there must be one Priory student in the band. The event is taking place on the last weekend in February, two weeks after the Winter Play.
Weekly Lunches
Sports Scores
Friday, 12/11 Popcorn Shrimp Wrap Monday, 12/14 Nacho Cheese Tuesday, 12/15 Chili Cheese Hot Dog Wednesday, 12/16 Beef Enchilada Thursday, 12/17 Chicken Nuggets Friday, 12/18 Soup Bowl
Varsity Basketball 63-43, Lose v. St. Dominic, 12/08
12/04 - 12/10
11/ 28 - 12/02
Weekly Calendar Friday, 12/11/2009
Saturday, 12/12/2009 •8:00am JV Wrestling CBC Tourney •7:30-10:00pm Viz-Priory Winter Dance
Monday, 12/14/2009 •4:00pm C Basketball v. Afton •5:30pm JV Basketball v. Afton •7:00pm V Basketball v. Afton
Tuesday, 12/15/2009 •7:15-8:30pm Form IV Parent / Student College Night
Wednesday, 12/16/2009
JV Basketball 44-48, Lose v. St. Dominic, 12/08 C Basketball 50-48, Win v. St. Dominic, 12/08 Hockey 4-3, Win v. Clayton @ Affton, 12/04
Thursday, 12/17/2009
Puzzles The Record - The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School
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Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1. Weighty books 6. Plate 10. ___-friendly 14. Warning 15. Expect and wish 16. Not a single one 17. Rent 18. Auditory 19. ___ meridiem 20. Competition participant 22. Fastened 23. Fifty-two in Roman numerals 24. Uproar 26. Extremity 30. Vice ___ 32. Dwarf buffalo 33. Smell 35. Outer or exterior 39. Paraguayan tea 41. Bigheadedness 42. Portion 43. Expand abnormally 44. Craving 46. Otherwise 47. US bird symbol 49. Really or in truth
Sudokus
51. Male hawk 54. ___ green 55. Cain's brother 56. An afterimage of a taste 63. Alone 64. Tidy 65. Unearthly 66. Narrow opening 67. Penny 68. Famous 69. Apiece 70. Irritable 71. Adolescents DOWN 1. After-bath powder 2. Margarine 3. Average 4. Formerly (archaic) 5. Unbending 6. Hindu loincloth 7. Bit 8. Rotate 9. Browbeat 10. Not fastened together 11. Relating to audible sound 12. Come in
Word Search
EASY
HARD
13. Wheezy 21. Fodder holder 25. Purposes 26. Not nights 27. Once again 28. Center 29. Table linen 30. The popular taste at a given time 31. Cupid, to the Greeks 34. Hollow 36. Story 37. Backside 38. Accomplishment 40. Wings 45. Level 48. Peek 50. Floating in water 51. Piece of armor for a thigh 52. Hemorrhagic fever 53. Museum piece 54. Minor 57. Give food to 58. Zingy taste 59. Found in skin lotion 60. Location 61. Adolescent 62. Concludes
WORDBANK adore advance ales another apply clown couple devotion eagerly faint foal fortunate freedom
friend future happy hugs kindness kisses lovers pale peace pier place pleasure pods
poke pretty rich share sneak steep success supper toast toss touch tune young
Cryptogram
- George Gobal
Friday, December 11, 2009 Volume 40, Issue 13
Sports and Entertainment The Record - The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School
Hockey Brings Home a Winner Over Ladue Sean Lamb ’10 Content Editor
The skating Rebels took to the ice last Friday night against division opponent Ladue. The Rebels jumped out to an early 2-0 lead with goals from Nick Thompson, his third of the year, and Sean Lamb, who scored his eighth of the season. Ladue, however, never gave up and scored the next goal, cutting the lead to 2-1. Andrew Halenkamp answered about five minutes later, giving the Rebels a two-goal lead again. At the end of the second period, however, Ladue scored two goals in quick succession to tie the score 3-3 going into the break. After a loud, motivational speech from the coaches, the Rebels came out determined in the third period but were having trouble putting the biscuit in the basket until Andrew Halenkamp netted his second of the game, bringing his total to three on the season and giving the Rebels a 4-3 lead that they never relinquished. Ladue kept the pressure on the Rebels’ defense and had some good scoring chances in the third period but Liam Ware played well in goal again, especially at the end of the game. Just when the Rebels thought the game was over, however, a tripping penalty was called with only 1:28 left in the game. Ladue pulled their goalie, creating a 6-on-4 powerplay that the Rebels’ penalty killing unit was able to stop. Then, in the closing seconds of the game, Sean Lamb scored an empty net goal, his second of the night and ninth of the season. The Rebels take to the ice again tonight at Queeny Park at 9:30 against division opponent Lutheran South.
Top 20 Best Christmas Movies Of All Time The Record Editors
1. It’s a Wonderful Life 2. A Christmas Story 3. Elf 4. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) 5. Christmas Vacation 6. A Charlie Brown Christmas 7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 8. Frosty the Snowman 9. Bad Santa 10.Home Alone 11.How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) 12.The Santa Clause 13.Miracle on 34th Street 14.Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 15.Polar Express 16.Frosty the Snowman 17.Badder Santa 18.Nightmare Before Christmas 19.The Muppet Christmas Carol 20.Santa Clause: The Movie
iTunes Top 10 1. Bad Romance Lady GaGa 2. TiK ToK Ke$ha 3. Fireflies Owl City 4. Replay Iyaz 5. Meet Me Half Way Black Eyes Peas 6. Watcha Say Jason DeRulo 7. 3 Britney Spears 8. Need You Now Lady Antebellum 9. Party in the U.S.A. Miley Cyrus 10. Do You Remember Jay Sean Top 10 Sufjan Stevens Christmas Songs 1. Hey Guys! It’s Christmas Time! 2. Did I Make You Cry On Christmas? (Well,You
Wrestling Results This past weekend Varsity Wrestling went to John Burroughs for a Tournament while Junior Varsity went to Afton. The medal placing Varsity results are listed below:
Second Place Drew Link - 125 lbs. Weight Class Colin Bruns - 171 lbs. Weight Class
Deserved It) 3. Lo! How A Rose E’er Blooming 4. O Come O Come Emmanuel 5. Away In A Manger 6. Only At Christmas Time 7. Sister Winter 8. It’s Christmas! Be Glad! 9. Once In Royal David’s
Third Place Van Thomas - 130 lbs. Weight Class Francis Cassidy - 285 lbs. Weight Class
Fourth Place Jeff Swaney - 140 lbs. Weight Class
City 10. We Three Kings - Patrick Mulvihill, ’10 Contact the editors if you want to provide a Top 10 Playlist of your own for the band or artist of your choice and it could appear in The Record in the future...
Friday, December 11, 2009 Volume 40, Issue 13 Arbitrarily Judgementalitastic (continued from page 2) across the floor the pairs glide, enjoying the sight of characters, like Joe Hayes jumping on his side, and your's truly dancing like he's having seizures, yes this magnificent event brings together student tribes, an event that can only be done by stuco, now about the subject of those advertising fees, pay up or else something will happen to you that ends you.
BCS Predictions Andy Schwarz, ’11 Sports Writer
Rose Bowl: Ohio State vs. Oregon: This one will be a blowout no question about it. The Ohio State offense has not proven itself against a quality opponent and I wouldn’t call Pryor much of a dual-threat at QB. The man can’t run and he can’t pass. Oregon has one of the nation’s most high powered offenses and the recent addition of Legarret Blunt should improve the Duck’s running Game. The ducks will score at will and they will not let up. Expect to see the backups getting some playing time its going to be a boring Rose Bowl this year. Oregon 52 OSU 20 Sugar Bowl: Florida vs. Cincinnati: Everyone who expects the Gators to roll over the Bearcats is in for a surprise. Cincinnati is undefeated and they’ve played some good football teams. It’s not like Cincinnati plays in the WAC or the Sunbelt, they play in the Big East and they haven’t lost! Florida will come
The Record Weekly The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School 4: Stockings: These socks are what make Christmas morning truly special. They provide you with that extra sugar boost you need to get over the fact that your Aunt gave you a sears garage playset, even though you are 15. They almost numb the bitter pain of your (admittedly way over the top) Christmas desires shattering into tiny little psychiatrist's coach shaped pieces. 5: It is just Awesome: There is just something magical about the Christmas Season. Maybe it's the leg hairs of the
Rugby lads freezing over. Or it's the sound of the wrestling team practicing on Christmas eve (Mr Rowles there are three ghosts coming your way). No, in the end, it is the sense of joy that pervades the city. Each snowflake seems to contain a child's dream, which flies away to be granted as it melts. Each icy patch is like a trip to a new place, a place where you don't know what's happening, and all you can do is enjoy the ride. Or the massive increase in your car insurance. Merry Christmas!
out all upset about losing to Bama and getting crushed may I remind you, and they will expect to win without trying. Cincinnati will score first and Florida will be down 14 at half and spend the hole second half slowly chipping away at the Bearcat’s lead. In the end Florida will be set up for a game winning drive but Cincinnati will pick off a desperation pass game over. Cincinnati 38 Florida 34 Fiesta Bowl: TCU vs. Boise State: Two small school unbeatens face off in what should be the most fun game to watch of any of this year’s bowl games. These two teams know how to put up the points. I wouldn’t expect this game to be such a high scoring affair however. Boise State h a d one real challenge all year and beat Oregon, shutting down the Ducks explosive offense. TCU’s defense has been phenomenal. The most the Frogs allowed all year was 28 points to Utah in a game in which the Frogs scored 55. In the end the better team will win this game and TCU might just be the best team in the country. They will make statement in this game. TCU: 31 Boise State: 20 Orange Bowl: Georgia Tech vs.
Iowa: Georgia Tech can be defined in one word explosive. They look impossible to stop. Iowa however is a hardnosed football team who looks solid in all areas. If the Hawkeye’s quarterback, Stanzi, was healthy to face the Buckeyes at the end of the season Iowa might be playing Oregon in the Rose Bowl. Iowa went undefeated in the beginning of the season and people tend to forget this. Iowa found a way to win close games and this will be a close game. Advantage Hawkeyes. Iowa 31 GT 28 National Championship: Alabama vs. Texas: Will somebody beat the SEC? Not this year. Bama’s defense is good enough to stop Colt McCoy and the Longhorns. Not much to say about this one. Texas couldn’t get anything going against Nebraska they won’t against the Tide. The Bama offense wont be spectacular but they won’t have to be. This game should be about the exact opposite of TCU and Boise. Slow and boring. Alabama 27 Texas 16
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