Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The Record Volume 40, Issue 23
The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School since 1960
Holy Week Arrives
Senior Charlie Peterson and Freshmen Sam Friedman and John Vitale silently reflect in Church on Monday during their Theology period in preparation for Holy Week. The Students are given Thursday, Friday, and Monday off school in order to properly celebrate.
Chad Huber, ’10
Layout Editor
The Easter Break is almost upon us and it has been noticeable across campus over the past several days. The Monks seem busier than usual. The students are buzzing with excitement for the three-day week. There have been sightings of Freshman Sam Friedman and John Vitale reflecting in the church (see picture above), something not often seen during Ordinary Time.
Holy Week is theologically the most important week of the year. Yes, even more important than the week of Spring Term exams. The monks have an intense schedule in the coming days including Tenebrae on Friday evening at 8pm where books are literally slammed on church benches in complete darkness (all are welcome to attend and I highly encourage it). The Triduum schedule begins on Holy Thursday at 10:00am with the Chrism Mass held at the Cathedral Basilica in downtown Saint Louis.
Good Friday continues the prayers with Stations of the Cross at mid-day and Liturgy at 3:00pm. Tenebrae, the most anticipated prayer of the year, is, as stated above, on Friday evening at 8pm. There is an Easter Vigil on Holy Saturday at 8pm rounding out the week. All of these are in addition to the Daily Office. I suggest you look into the services, as well as the services at your own local parishes in order to properly and reverently celebrate the holiest week in the entire year.
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The Record Staff Editor in Chief: Patrick R. Mulvihill, ’10 Layout Editor: Chad E. Huber, ’10 Content Editor: Sean J. Lamb, ’10 Editorials Editor: Mike Haueisen, ’10 Entertainment Editor: Quinn Underriner, ‘10 Opinions Editor: Kevin Hess, ‘11 Sports Editor: David Taiclet, ’11 Faculty Moderator: Mrs. Barbara K. Sams In this issue... Patrick Mulvihill, ’10 Sean Lamb, ’10 Chad Huber, ’10 Alex Todorov, ’10 John Notter, ’10 Peter Jochens, ’11
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Volume 40, Issue 23
Arbitrarily Judgementalitastic: The five people/things in need of redemption
Alexandre Todorov, ‘10 Weekly Editorial Writer
As you, the astute, cultured reader that makes up the base of my reading market (along with the proud parents of priory lads) may have noticed, there has been a decline in the quality of this column since the start of the third term, culminating in its non existence last week. Thus, I am going to kick off spring with spring cleaning, both mine own, and that of others.
figure of Ben Constantino to take the podium and give the stirring speeches he is so well known for. Yet, who stepped up but Fr. Michael! As he announced that the assembly was over I began to burn with indignation. How dare they! How dare the shadowy puppet masters that run this school deny the greatest Stuco member an attempt to share his wisdom! As of now I am declaring war on this dark junta, and no matter what evil forces they throw at me, how many assassination attempts I survive, I will not rest until Ben gets his speech. You have seen what I did to Mr. Rowles, so witness this proclamation, Illuminati of Priory (wow that rhymes), witness this proclamation and tremble!
1: Command and Conquer: This is one of the most popular game series of all time and just two weeks ago the concluding game in this 14 year series was finally released. We were expecting the final 4: Philandering Sneaks: refinement to what is already These past few months have one of the most fun game series been filled with these schmucks, in the world. We were expecting and their deplorable exploits. waves of tanks, and a stunning From Tiger woods, to Mr. conclusion to a story line that Bullock, to almost every has gripped gamers for close to a republican 2012 hopeful ( and generation. Instead we got a Eric Massa), people have been weak finish and a game type that fooling around shamelessly. The tried to be the jack of all trades, worst thing is is that they are Fool. and instead became the going to go to rehab, and then incompetent of them all. loudly proclaim that they found Jesus (guys, Jesus wasn't the one that was lost) and go 2: Eric Anderson: This fool has been going back to what they had been doing before. around loudly proclaiming to all that he is the Sorry fools, that is not going to cut it. Finding smartest man (if he is a man that is) in the Todorov (and hopefully the joy of giving him school. All because he scored 1.5 points ahead exorbitant amounts of money) on the other of Jeff Swaney and yours truly on the 150 pt hand may. scale AMC math test. Eric, it is okay, there is still time to save your soul. Just take off the 5: Your's Truly: As I said before, I have first place pin, and everything will be alright. been lazy the past few weeks, and quality Also, if possible, please make copies of said really slipped. Plus, I have been even wierder pin and give them to Swaney and me, 2nd the past month. I mean, in this article alone I placers need love too. have threatened Eric for fairly winning a competition, stated that Priory is run by a 3: The Conspiracy that runs this school: shadow government, and started a cult Last week I was sitting in church, trembling centered around me. Anyways, I am not going with anticipation as I eagerly awaited the to be here much longer, so if any of you want annual Stuco speeches. After the first two my to continue this column, please contact me. heart was pounding as I scanned for the lanky
Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Volume 40, Issue 23
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STUCO Update STUCO has been working extremely hard on the Field Day festivities in the past weeks. Our t-shirt logos (pictured left) have been finalized. Each House’s crest will be located on the back at about 9 inches tall, while the Hogwarts crest (below) will be on the front breast at about 4 inches. STUCO urges you to keep your House pride up, as this Field Day has more riding on it than those in the past. Stay posted for more Field Day news...
Weekly Calendar Wednesday, 3/31/2010 Easter Break begins with last class •4:00pm Track @ Principia •4:15pm V Baseball v. JFK
Thursday, 4/1/2010 NO SCHOOL Holy Thursday •4:15pm V Baseball @ Principia •4:15pm JV Baseball v. Principia
Friday, 4/2/2010 NO SCHOOL Good Friday
Saturday, 4/3/2010
Monday, 4/5/2010
Weekly Lunches 3/17 - 3/19 Wednesday, 3/31 Mostaciolli Thursday, 4/1 NO SCHOOL, HOLY THURSDAY Friday, 4/2 NO SCHOOL, GOOD FRIDAY Monday, 4/5 NO SCHOOL, EASTER MONDAY Tuesday, 4/6 T.B.A Wednesday, 4/7 T.B.A
•V Golf @ Bellerive v. SLUH •4:15pm V Baseball v. Whitfield •4:15pm JV Baseball @ Whitfield
Tuesday, 4/6/2010 •V Golf Bob ‘n Dan Cup @ Forest Hills •4:15pm V Baseball v. Lu South
Puzzles
Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Volume 40, Issue 23
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Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1. Cobras 5. Protuberance 9. Accumulate 14. Airhead 15. Largest continent 16. Pertaining to ships at sea 17. Wings 18. Female chickens 19. Munchkin 20. The male head of family 22. Not married 23. Tendency 24. US bird symbol 26. Be in debt 29. Pantry 33. Dreamer 38. American songbird 39. Mats of grass 40. Approaches 42. Resorts 43. Make less taut 45. Cellar 47. Shorttail weasel 48. Cheat 49. Play a guitar 52. Acclaim 57. Formerly, a writing tablet
Sudokus
60. Marinate 63. Heathen 64. Helen's city 65. Any minute 66. Happening 67. Otherwise 68. Disallow 69. Fritter away 70. Marsh plant 71. Biblical garden DOWN 1. Customize 2. Derived from the sun 3. Dish 4. Back of the boat 5. Laugh 6. Utilizer 7. Chop finely 8. Ottoman title 9. Sharp-cornered 10. Foible 11. Acknowledge 12. Identical 13. Sleigh 21. Graven image 25. Lustrous 27. Victor
Word Search
EASY
HARD
28. East southeast 30. Fool 31. Distinctive flair 32. Repose 33. Part of an archipelago 34. A swinging barrier to a room 35. Ancient Biblical kingdom 36. Helper 37. Bar bill 41. Tattered cloth 44. Accord 46. Sword 50. Speak 51. Blackbird 53. Desire 54. Delineated 55. An obsolete name for nitrogen 56. Part of a joint 57. Gush 58. Magma 59. Matures 61. It smells 62. Turned blue, maybe
WORDBANK ahead
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sear
asleep
injuries
start
blade
lisp
story
conceive
pouch
structure
consider
public
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election
quell
support
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receive
survey
escape
release
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expect
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Cryptogram
- Ferris Bueller
Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Volume 40, Issue 23
Sports The Record - The Official Student Publication of the Saint Louis Priory School
Poor Defense leads to Rebel Loss
Jeromans win and lose in double header
Rebels suffer a 6-0 loss to Lutheran St. Charles after poor offensive and defensive showing
Jeromans fall 15-11 in scrimmage before defeating league opponents 15-1
John Notter, ’10 Sports Writer Baseball played game two of their season last Friday against Lutheran St. Charles. Splitting our record with them last year (1-1), the Rebels hoped to start the season with a winning streak. Unfortunately, the Rebels suffered a defeat of 6-0. Joey Heitz closed out the game after Bryan Hercules started, and Andy Schwartz relieved. While all of the pitchers did their job and threw well, it was the Priory defense that was not mentally tough enough to overcome and bounce back from the errors and mistakes. Despite the negativity of the game, Joey came in calm, cool, and confident. This approach led him to strike out four batters in two innings, and completely diminish any further Cougar offense. A loss this early in the season has given the team a sour taste in their mouths, and has taught them that wins don’t and will not just fall out of the sky for them. As coach Ham put it, “no one is going to lay down for us, we have yet to prove ourselves.” With an attitude adjustment and a hunger for victory, the Rebels are looking to scoop up a couple of wins this week with their games against John F. Kennedy (Wednesday at Priory) and Principia (Thursday at Principia). The continued support of our fans is much appreciated, however the more the merrier. With that in mind, the weather is looking to be perfect baseball weather for the games and with no classes Thursday, a Priory baseball game sounds like a great way to spend a couple of hours just to relax, enjoy the day, and cheer on your classmates to victory.
Patrick Mulvihill, ’10 Editor in Chief The Jeromans played a double header this past Saturday against Francis Howell Central’s Seven Sages Ultimate Club. The first game, against the Varsity squad (ranked fourth in the state) started off slowly and very evenly. Sloppy play from Priory kept the game close at half, though the Jeromans went into halftime up 8-6. Handlers Kyle Hill and Patrick Mulvihill played timidly, fighting a harsh wind and a strong zone defense. Priory’s catching abilities were also very inconsistent, as the wind was bouncing the disc up and down and the remnants of Thursday and Friday’s rain was wetting the Frisbee. Clayton Petti, Sean Lamb, and Seve Esperrago fought hard in the middle, creating a difficult offense for FHC to beat. Ragen Frost and Eric Anderson provided a large and intimidating presence deep in the field. Going into the second half, the tired and outnumbered Jeromans got some relief by the arrival of Josh Hartke and James Capps, teaming up with Michael Collins, Steven Klienheider, Ben Corley and Charlie Rosebrough in the field. Eventually however, fatigue set in, leading to lazy and unwise throws, missed catches, and lazy defending. The Seven Sages eventually drew away from the Jeromans, scoring four unanswered to win it 15-11. In their second game, the Jeromans found no competition in their league opponents, Francis Howell Central’s Junior Varsity squad. The Jeromans worked on their offensive formation and easily defeated the team 15-1.
Golf shoots well, loses to powerhouse Westminster Solid scores at Bellerive unable to pull team away from WCA’s talent and experience
Peter Jochens, ’11 Sports Writer The opening week of the Golf Season started with two practice matches at St. Albans. The team looked fresh and ready to start the season. Notable scores were brought in by senior Steve Theisen, who shot 38 on both days, Clay Swanger, who shocked the team with his 41, Mason Meiners, who scored a 39 on his home course, and freshman Andrew “Foges” Fogarty brought in a 43 in his first varsity practice. The Varsity team was excited to play the first match, against Lutheran North at Norwood Country Club, but the weather turned against us, and the match was rained out and rescheduled for April 30th. So the golf squad went into their first match against Westminster, probably their best opponent, untested at Bellerive. There the team fought hard but could not prevail as Westminster took the match. Clayton Petti shot the low score, a 39, and Mason Meiners and Steve Theisen followed with 41’s. Andrew Fogarty scored a 44 in his first Varsity golf match, and Tony Hayes shot a 43, the third best score. The team hopes to bring more confidence with one match under their belt as they take on SLUH at Bellerive next Monday.