Lion Pride Newspaper
5th Edition Friday, February 9
Joke , Riddle , an Comic Sectio
Jokes And Riddles ● A Canadian psychologist is selling a video on how to test your dog’s IQ. This is how it works: If you buy the video for $12.99 then your dog’s smarter than you. ● If people say they love the smell of books, then I always want to take them aside and ask them, “Do you know how reading works?” ● The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches on my web browser. ● Here’s some advice for a job interview: tell them you’re willing to give them 110% unless the job you’re applying for is as a statistician. ● So what if I can’t spell Armageddon , it’s not the end of the world. ● Fifth Third Bank? I don’t think you know how to number things, which is what I am looking for in a bank. ● I dressed my dog as a cat this Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.