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tHe lAuGhiNg pOiNt!!
Question, Statement, or Story?
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Jeffery J. McKenna is a local attorney whose practice has been focused on Estate Planning for over 20 years. He is licensed and serves clients in Utah, Arizona and Nevada. He is a shareholder at the law firm of Barney, McKenna and Olmstead. If you have questions you would like addressed in these articles, please feel free to contact him at 435 628-1711 or jmckenna@barney-mckenna.com or visit the firm’s website at WWW.BARNEYMCKENNA.COM, he would enjoy hearing from you.
be raised. Your concerns may cover anything from keeping the children together to religious teachings. All of these wishes can be expressed in your will.
The decisions are difficult. In all cases, the best interests of the children come first. Selecting guardianship for your children is, in itself, a good reason to make a will and trust. Nothing gives greater peace of mind than knowing your children will be cared for if something were to happen to you.
When in Texas
Attempting to teach a group of five-year-olds the difference between a question, a statement and a story is not an easy task. I chose a subject and encouraged my students to discuss the topic. Then their classmates would raise their hands to tell me whether they thought their friend had shared a question, a statement or a story.
During one discussion, I noticed a student who was not paying attention. I called her name and asked her to share her thoughts. She stood up and said, "Ms. B, you are beautiful."
Her classmates' hands flew up, and I called on the nearest boy, who excitedly jumped to his feet and said," I know. That was a lie!"
Sunday Dinner
My wife, my daughter and I were invited to my brother's home for Sunday dinner.
It had been a rough week at work and I wanted to rest, so I kept telling my wife and daughter, "We're not going to stay very long."
My wife finally looked at me and said, "Why don't you call and see if they have a drive-through window?"
THEME: On Your Feet ACROSS
1. Pampering places
5. *____ de trois
8. Lend a criminal hand
12. Toy block
14. Milan's La ____
15. Drug addict
16. Craving
A Texas lad rushed home from kindergarten class and insisted his mother buy him a set of pencils, holsters, and a gun belt.
"Whatever for, dear?" his mother asked.
"You're not going to tell me you need them for school?"
"Yes, I do," he replied. "Teacher said that tomorrow she's going to teach us how to draw."
Shower Thoughts
These days a run for your money is a short dash indeed.
PUNishment
They say that no two people see color the exact same way, so really, color is just a pigment of your imagination.
Sudoku
To Play: Complete the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9
This week's answers on page 11
63. Trinitrotoluene, for short
64. Movie tape
1. Yarn defect
2. 100 centavos in Mexico
3. A long time ago
4. Somewhat (2 words)
5. City on the Seine
6. Pool growth
7. ____ but not heard"
8. *Rupturing this will take you off your feet
9. Can of worms
10. Deciduous tree
11. *Percussion with one's feet
13. Piano adjusters
14. Scrawny one
19. Caribbean religious and healing practice
22. Noble title
23. Apple TV+ coach
24. Acrylic fiber
25. Amortization