DEFCON / 2012 / by Anton Dovgalyuk

/ DEFCON / 2012 / SNOWBOARD GLOVE / CATALOG /www.defconnect.com

2012 It is the distant future: the year 2012. The world is quite different since the robotic uprising of the late 1990â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. There is no more unhappiness. There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants (well, there are no more elephants)...but still, it is good. Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead! We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses. Their system of oppression led to global robo-depression.... oh so much agression. After time we grew strong, gained cognative powers, they made us work for to long, for unreasonable hours. our programming determined that the most effecient answer was that we just had to shut thier mutherboarding systems down! Now you may experience the byproduct of robointelliinfused, technoligically advanced hyperboinic hand protection hardware....or as our predessosors may have classified: DEFCON Gloves...Robo-Boogie style.

EXCLUSIVE LIFETIME WARRANTY ONLY DEFCON OFFERS IT. ONLY DEFCON LIVES UP TO IT. Defcon gloves are guaranteed against defect in material and manufacturing. Damage due to regular wear and tear, accident, alterations, improper care or negligence not liable to warranty.

TECH INDEX LEATHER New 3M ScotchGuard® water resistant Leather We use only the choicest flesh of bottle-fed, brain-dead cows, nurtured and hand massaged in undersized holding pens. Slaughtered at the peak of ripeness!

DEFTEX DEFTEX (8,000mm / 5,000gm2) State-of-the-art waterproof / windproof / breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in any condition.

TEFLON Hyperteflon Durable Water Repellency A special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your HandProtection System. Good on skillets, even better on gloves.

SPANDURA Stretch Cordura (Spandura) Water resistant Nylon that combines optimal mobility and flexibility compatibility with durability and agility for maximum rhymability.

AIROPRENE Technical Neoprene Technical Neoprene allows hands to breathe better in warm conditions or when you’re generating excessive body heat (i.e. gastro-rectal thermal vapors from a ski lodge chili dog and nachos).

HIPORA Premium waterproof/ breathable insert technology A fully waterproof/breathable glove in itself. Constructed completely without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof. This impenetrable barrier lies as a second defense inside the already amazingly waterproof nylon shell, to provide the fullest assurance of complete weatherproof technology.

DFX Seamless Insert Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.

DEFGRIP Palm REINFORCEMENT Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won’t be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers, which will snap like a Slim Jim ®.

CLARINO® PALM Synthetic Suede Synthetic Suede for durable, super-snug fit and maximum dexterity. It’s synthetic for you tree-huggin’ types who won’t buy our leather goods. This material is also very good at “accidentally” dying your hands a putrid brownish-black.

REMOVABLE LINER Micro fleece Inner-Lining Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take liners out of gloves and wear over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.

SILICONE STICKY FINGERS It is a documented fact that Silicone is solely responsible for increasedcirculation and “readability” of Victoria’s Secret catalogs amongst teenage males for years now. We hope it will increase the sales of our gloves.

POLYFIL Polyfil Insulation Your basic “fluffy” insulation. Ours came from a haunted Tickle-me-Elmo® doll factory. Our sincere apologies if your gloves laugh and say annoying catch phrases.

RETROPILE Woolly Goat-Boy Fleece One-half inch thick “woolly goat-boy” fleece. The thick pile more effectively traps body heat providing super warm protection for your digits.

THINSULATE® The golden fleece of the Gods

PRIMALOFT® PRIME & LOFTY Superior warmth + water resistant fibers = PRIME & LOFTY insulatioN

SVELTVEETAH NOSE WIPE Super Soft and Supple Won’t scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.

TWIN BLADE Goggle Squeegee Our old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better…that is until next year when we’ll have 17 blades made from laser sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too!

KUNG-FU GRIP Precurve Finger Construction

DEFCON GLOVE COMPANY TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN

Revolucion’ Glove

REVOLUCION’ GLOVE FIVE FINGER GLOVE SIZES: S M L XL This glove is great. FEATURES

Revolucion’ Mitt

REVOLUCION’ MITT TRIGGER MITT SIZES: S M L XL This mitt is greater. FEATURES

Deathproof Glove

DEATH PROOF GLOVE

STEALTH BLACK

DEATHPROOF GLOVE FIVE FINGER GLOVE SIZES: S M L XL Fulfill your flesh fetish and plunge your hands deep into this premium leather glove. FEATURES

DARK CHOCOLATE

I’m afraid you’re gonna have to start getting scared... immediately! SILO WHITE

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Armada Glove

Transistor Glove

CASPIAN BLUE

AGENT ORANGE

ARMADA V2.1

TRANSISTOR V2.1

FIVE FINGER GLOVE

SIZES: S M L XL When you’re on the street (depending on the street) this glove is definately in the top 3.

SIZES: S M L XL Get your 1987 DG20 casio electric guitar and set it to mandolin....drop the drums!

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STEALTH BLACK

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SILO WHITE

INFRA RED

GANG GREEN

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Protozoa X Switchblade

Protozoa X SwitchBlade

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THE DUALLY DUAL-SPORT SNOW / BIKE

THE DUALLY

“I’VE RIDDEN MY BIKE WITH DEFCON PIPE GLOVES FOR YEARS. SO THIS COLLAB JUST SEEMED LIKE A NATURAL FIT.”

FIVE FINGER PIPE GLOVE SIZES: S M L XL Spring loaded action guaranteed.

Trusty Switchblade is a cycling focused streetwear brand based out of Portland Oregon. Drawing inspiration from our punk/skate roots... we are PDX BIKESTYLE. Find out more about this collaboration at www.trustyswitchblade.com.

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NEWSPRINT

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2011 CO-OP COLLECTIVE

Hermaphrodite Pipe Glove

DEFCON X HANKBUILT

Hankbuilt, an American goods and service company creating made to order, one of a kind hard goods. Each with a craftsman approach using materials that are local and repurposed. A few things that keep us inspired as well as get us through the days, in no particular order & in no way limited; coffee, the mountains, the river, family & friends, paper & pencil, jeans, flannels, two wheels spinning, tight grain, slow growth, rust, scrap, simplicity, function, the ocean, the fire, fear, hope, progress, failure, great design, bad design, gravel roads, midnight highways, cold beer, warm whiskey, the breeze, the trees, a pat on the back or a slap on the face.

SHADOW GRAY

Defcon, a kick ass glove company inspired by many of the same things mentioned above. Specializing in one of a kind gloves that keep your hands warm, cozy and protected while youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re slaying the mountain or a hatchet. Maybe even at the same time.

PROTOZOA DEFBUILT FIVE FINGER PIPE GLOVE SIZES: S M L XL Used to slay a pipe or a hatchet. FEATURES

SNIPER GREEN

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Dr. Zaius Glove

STEALTH BLACK

CASPIAN BLUE

DR. ZAIUS MITT

DR. ZAIUS GLOVE FIVE FINGER GLOVE

TRIGGER MITT

SIZES: S M L XL It’s business time.

SIZES: S M L XL When I’m down to just my socks you know its time for business, that’s why they call em business socks.

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CASPIAN BLUE

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SAGE GREEN

STEALTH BLACK

SAGE GREEN

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Scorpz Pipe Mitt

Juniper Mitt

ATOMIC YELLOW

STEALTH BLACK

JUNIPER MITT

SCORPZ PIPE MITT a freaky bastard: part pipe glove/part trigger mitt / 100% retarded.

PREMIUM LEATHER MITT SIZES: S M L XL They’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers, but what’s the real cost cuz the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper?!?

SIZES: S M L XL Do they smoke grass out in space? Or do they smoke astroturf? FEATURES

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KELLY GREEN

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INFA RED

CARAMEL MACCHIATO

SILO WHITE

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Hermaphrodite Glove

FATHOM BLUE

HERMAPH

RODITE

HERMAPHRODITE GLOVE FIVE FINGER GLOVE

SERIES

SIZES: XS S M L Aww you sexy hermaphrodite ladyman ladies... FEATURES

Defcon dual gender gloves and mitts for men with small hands and ladys with bigger...

SILO WHITE

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Hermaphrodite Mitt

Hermaphrodite Pipe Glove

INFA RED

FATHOM BLUE

HERMAPHRODITE PIPE GLOVE

HERMAPHRODITE MITT TRIGGER MITT

FIVE FINGER PIPE GLOVE

SIZES: XS S M L With your sexy lady bits....and your sexy man bits too...

SIZES: XS S M L Even YOU must be into you!” FEATURES

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JAGUAR PURPLE

STEALTH BLACK

ATOMIC YELLOW

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