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Ex Spanish minister testifies in televised graft inquiry

A former minister and high-ranking member of Spain’s ruling Popular Party (PP) testified in a televised corruption inquiry on Friday, in a first for the conservative party .

Acting Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy’s party has seen graft case after graft case smear its image during its four years in power, at a time when many Spaniards suffered the effects of tough spending cuts sparked by an economic crisis.

Esperanza Aguirre, president of the PP in the Spanish capital region and a former education and culture minister under former prime minister Jose Maria Aznar, was questioned

over alleged embezzlement by members of the Madrid chapter of the party.

She has not been charged with any misdemeanour but was called to testify at the commission of inquiry created in October by the regional assembly to probe alleged wrongdoing in Madrid.

“As far as I know, there is no illegal financing at the PP in Madrid,” the 64-year-old, who was regional president for nine years, told local lawmakers Asked how she could have ignored the alleged illegal practices at her party, Aguirre

responded that she had supervised annual budgets worth 17 billion euros ($19 billion) and could not have known about the activities of every single member.

This is but the latest case affecting the PP. On Thursday, Spanish police raided the party headquarters in Madrid over the alleged awarding of multi-million-euro public works contracts in exchange for illegal commissions.

Acting Deputy Prime Minister Soraya Saenz de Santamaria was also forced to announce the resignation of one of her main associates in connection with a corruption scandal at a state-run water company he once oversaw.

And PP members are also due to be questioned by a judge over how exactly the hard-drives of former party treasurer Luis Barcenas, who is in jail for embezzlement, were wiped clean before investigators were able to see them.

Corruption was one of the issues that cost the PP votes in December elections, which the party won but without the absolute majority it got in 2011 polls.

It has since failed to put together a coalition government, forcing Rajoy to stand aside and let the Socialist Party seek to form an alternative administration. thelocal.es

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Two young men in Almeria could face one year in prison after one was caught pretending to be the other to take an entrance exam.

The students in Almeria in southern Spain were caught attempting to cheat an entrance exam for vocational studies when one showed up to take the test pretending to be the other, Europa Press reported on Friday.

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“That this case is going to trial is already disproportionate and I believe it could be solved with an administrative fine or sanction of academic consequences,” he continued. “This kind of punishment threatens them with a loss of liberty and records them permanently as criminals.” thelocal.es

www.soltimes.com The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager have died in a car crash in Sweden.

Kris Leonard, River Reeves, Tomas Lowe and Jack Dakin and manager Craig Tarry were killed when their car plunged more than 25m (82ft)

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'Sexist' advert for barmaid slammed online by hundreds

AN ADVERT for a job in a bar in the province of A Coruña, Galicia has sparked so much outrage that the regional government has issued a statement condemning the wording.

The sits vac post went viral on social networks within minutes of being released due to the wording being 'blatantly sexist'.

Working conditions were very favourable – a full-time salary of €1,500 a month with a permanent job contract given on day one, which is very rare, and the option of accommodation for staff members who had to relocate.

But the required worker was described as: “Hard-working female offering

friendly customer service essential, very attractive and a bit tarty.” The bar has not been named but was described as 'an hour from Santiago de Compostela, and 15 minutes from Arzúa and Órdenes'. Hundreds of furious comments accompanied the re-posted advert under the hashtag #elmachismomata ('sexism kills').

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Foreign Office, they said they were "devastated", adding: "Craig was a warm, loving person who had worked tirelessly to achieve success and follow his dreams within the music industry.

"He will be sadly missed by his family and his colleagues."

The Foreign Office earlier confirmed the deaths and said it was supporting the families.

'Swings and Waterslides' The band were part of the line-up for Swedish music festival Where is the Music? on Friday and were due to play a gig in Guildford in Surrey on Saturday.

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The Boiler Room - the Guildford venue they were due to play - said it was "saddened and devastated" to learn of the deaths.

Blossoms, the band that was meant to be headlining the gig, tweeted: "Absolutely devastated for the loss of Viola Beach and Craig Tarry. Our thoughts are with their friends and families." http://www.bbc.com/

Car full of firearms searched at French border as second vehicle escapes into Spain

A CAR loaded with weapons and thought to have been involved in a hold-up on a casino in Aix-enProvence has been intercepted at the French-Spanish border, but a second one managed to get away and enter the country, say National Police.

French authorities say a group of men burst into the premises and held the owners up at gunpoint, causing panic to break out among members of the public who thought it was a terrorist attack.

About 15 people were injured in the crush as they tried to escape.

This was in the early hours of yesterday (Saturday) morning, and at around 15.30hrs border police found two pistols, two shotguns, a bullet-proof vest and two hand grenades in a vehicle they pulled over at the border in La Jonquera (Girona province).

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vehicles police suspected of being loaded with weapons, but the second one fled over the border into Spain.

A Moroccan man with a French passport – which is being checked to see whether it it real or forged – has been arrested.

Spanish police are now searching for a grey Rénault Mégane with a French number plate, but do not know for certain whether it was travelling in convoy with the other car pulled over.

The vehicle stopped and searched had been stolen the day before in Nice, France, and the arrested man has an existing criminal record in the country for handling stolen goods.

Spanish police do not believe the occupants are terrorists, but suspect them of belonging to an organised criminal gang. thinkspain.com

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Spain's first amputee pony dies, prosthesis gifted to another amputee pony in France

The first pony in Spain to be fitted with an artificial leg has passed a w a y , five years after her mutilated foreleg was amputated in a life-saving operation.

Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre co-founders Sue and Rod Weeding, who rescued the badly injured pony in 2010, said they made the heartbreaking decision to have Faith put down on the advice of specialist veterinarians.

Faith had lived happily for years at the Equihealth Veterinarios clinic in Barcelona, under the supervision of skilled Dutch vet Gasper Castelijins, who served Spain’s 2012 equestrian Olympic team.

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She underwent months of intensive treatment at the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre, near Rojales in the Alicante province, but her mutilated foreleg was unable to be saved.

Cookie-Faith-and-Sue Faith the Pony with Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre co-founder Sue Weeding and Cookie the pony (left).

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Now Faith’s artificial leg is set to help another amputee pony in France.

The prosthesis has been sent to the Veterinary Teaching Hospital at the University of Lyon, where veterinarian Michael Schramme is fitting it for a 10-year-old Shetland pony named Iris.

Iris-the-pony French amputee pony, Iris, who will receive Faith’s prosthesis.

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“Our investigations showed she had a malignant tumour in the foot and that the only chance of saving her would be to amputate the limb above the tumour.”

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Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years

A Spanish civil servant who failed to turn up for work for “at least” six years has been caught after becoming eligible for a long service award.

Joaquin Garcia, 69, was fined €27,000 (£21,000; $30,000) after the award brought his long absence to light.

Mr Garcia, whose job was to supervise the building of a waste water treatment plant, has since retired.

He denies the allegations and his lawyer says he has gone into hiding after suffering a media “lynching”.

Mr Garcia said he had been a victim of political bullying in the job and moved to a post where there was no work to do.

He was paid €37,000 a year before tax by a water company run by local authorities in the south-western city of Cadiz. A court found in the authority’s favour and ordered him to pay the fine ,which is equivalent to one year’s salary after tax and was the most that the company could legally reclaim.

He has written to the mayor asking not to have to pay the fine, and will ask for a review of

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Reading philosophy Spanish newspapers have dubbed him “el funcionario fantasma” - the phantom official.

The court heard that the boss of the water company had not seen Mr Garcia for years despite occupying an office opposite his.

The water company thought he was supervised by the local authorities and vice versa.

The deputy mayor noticed his absence when Mr Garcia became eligible to receive a plaque for 20 years’ service.

Mr Garcia says he was bullied due to his family’s politics, and was sent to the water company to be out of the way. He found there was no work to do there.

People close to him told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo that he was reluctant to report it as he had a family to provide for, and worried that at his age he would not get another job.

They said he did go to the office, although not for full business hours every day, and that he dedicated himself to reading philosophy. http://www.bbc.com/

Humanists of Murcia AGM The fourth AGM of the Humanists of Murcia took place in Bar Puente, La Majada, following the last Easy Rambling.

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Dogs allowed on Madrid metro

DOGS on leads are now allowed on all public transport in the Greater Madrid region – subject to a maximum of one animal per person and so-called 'dangerous' breeds being muzzled.

Regional government president Cristina Cifuentes (PP) has changed the rules, which currently only allowed small pets in closed baskets, guide dogs, or 'therapy' dogs in schooling accompanied by their trainers with reflective coats in the case of the latter to identify them.

Now, ordinary family pets can accompany their owners free of charge on the metro and outer suburban lines, but must be microchipped and registered on the 'dog census' of their local council – identity requirements already in place across Spain for all canines.

Leads must be no longer than 50 centimetres (1'7.5”), and passengers with dogs must ride on the last coach of the train. They cannot use the moving escalators for safety reasons, since dogs can become injured, but are permitted to use fixed staircases and lifts.

Dogs may still be limited or banned during periods of heavy human traffic for their own safety, and for this reason must not ride the metro during the rush hours – from 07.30hrs to 09.30hrs, from 14.00hrs to 16.00hrs, and from 18.00hrs to 20.00hrs.

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Also, Gina, from Harry’s Bar received her Flamenco Dancer painting from the raffle. The painting was shown at many local workers are more likely to be out of town on their annual leave and fewer commuters use the trains.

Owners are responsible for ensuring their dogs do not cause inconvenience to other passengers by obstructing their movement, nor by their behaviour, barking or smell.

All excrement must be cleared up immediately from platforms or any other parts of the station, and owners and their pets should get off the train at the next stop if their dogs need to relieve themselves, since they must not do so on board.

Guide dogs and therapy dogs in training or working, plus small domestic pets in baskets are still allowed on the metro, all trains and buses at any time of the day or night, with the identification or reflective jackets still required for guide or therapy dogs working or being schooled. thinkspain.com

Expats are being frozen out on Europe

If the UK votes to leave in the EU referendum, two million British citizens could possibly lose their residency, employment and pension rights overnight – but no one is talking about it.

The UK is acknowledged to be the country in the EU with the highest number of its citizens living abroad. No one knows exactly how many UK citizens have taken advantage of free movement, but estimates are that there are more or less the same number as EU citizens in the UK (about two million.)

A lot of us work and take advantage of public health systems and social benefits in our adopted countries. There are some 800,000 retired UK citizens in Spain alone, who are free to use the Spanish health system (and therefore don’t take up valuable NHS beds).

If, as seems increasingly likely, the UK votes to leave the EU, no one seems to have considered the situation we, as British citizens, will find ourselves in, practically overnight. If the UK denies EU workers the right to work in the UK, why on earth would our adoptive countries maintain our rights to do precisely the same thing? We will suddenly become non-EU citizens with the same residency and work entitlements as, say, Americans or Australians. No one seems to have thought of contingency plans if we all have to come home. On top of this, those of us who have been living aboard for more than 15 years don’t even have the right to vote in a referendum that will affect our lives infinitely more than most of those who can vote.

“If Britain does withdraw from the EU, two million of us will be stranded and no longer have equal rights as

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It’s true that over the last few years the UK economy has been stronger than the Eurozone.

Economics do however fluctuate over the years. I left the UK for France at the beginning of the 80s after the winter of discontent. I also had more personal reasons to move. Being gay I didn’t want to live my life in Britain, which at the time had Section 28, banning any promotion of homosexuality in public. I moved to a country which was at the time much more open.

If we vote “leave”, we will be denying young people the right to free movement for all kinds of reasons. The Swiss (not in the EU and often cited as a model by the “leave” campaign) have recently had their rights to take part in EU research and Erasmus programmes drastically curtailed. Their newspapers are full of young people complaining about this.

If Britain does withdraw from the EU, two million of us will be stranded and no longer have equal rights as the citizens of the countries we live in – overnight. Other EU countries are not going to grant hundreds of thousands of us nationality. We are UK citizens and yet very proud to be Europeans, our lives having been greatly enhanced through free movement. All of a sudden it seems more than likely that we will lose a lot of our rights, and find ourselves in a legislative limbo. It would be nice if someone would mention us!

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Last week we talked about the simple you can try resetting the things that you can do to check and fix entire printing system. printer problems with the Apple family. This will remove your This time we need to talk about the, slightly, more advanced steps to fix list of installed printers, clear your print problems that refuse to be fixed by the queue (including any previous jobs), simple methods covered last week. and erase any presets or other settings Step 1. Ensure you have the latest you’ve configured for the printers. drivers for your printer. This doesn’t It’s a last-ditch option that will wipe work like it does on Windows, as Mac OS X will automatically install the correct everything so you can start over from drivers for the printer when you add the scratch. printer to your system. Driver updates To do this, open the System Preferences will arrive via the normal software and click the “Printers & scanners” icon. update process.

Hold the “Control” key down on your To ensure you have the latest printer drivers, click the “Apple” menu on the keyboard and click in the list of printers. menu bar at the top of your screen and You’ll see a “Reset printing system” select “App Store”. Click over to the option — click it to reset your printing “Updates” tab and ensure you have the system. You’ll have to add your printers latest software installed, particularly from this window after you do so. and operating system or printer support If your printer has a status screen with software.

If it’s an AirPrint-enabled printer and a physical control panel on it, you may you’re printing via Apple’s AirPrint, you need to use that control panel to see a might need to update the firmware more detailed error message, or just to with a manufacturer-supplied firmware press “OK” to agree to an information update to fix issues.

Step 2. You may be able to make your message and get it printing again. printer work properly by removing it This screen may also provide access to from your system and re-adding it. information about the printer’s ink levels This may be necessary if it’s a network and functions like head-cleaning, too. printer and something’s changed with If you see a more specific error the network configuration. Mac OS X message on your printer itself, perform a will also detect the printer and install the appropriate drivers when you add web search for that error message. This the printer, so this is also a way to have should point you in the right direction so your Mac attempt to detect the printer you can identify your problem and find and install the appropriate drivers again. out how to fix it.

This will recreate its print queue, too, so So there you have it! Windows makes it’s also a way to fix a corrupted print fixing problems easier BUT Apple are queue.

To do this, open the System Preferences more thorough! At home I use Linux dialog and click “Printers & Scanners”. which is based on Unix which is what Select the current printer by clicking it and click the “-” button at the bottom of Apple’s Operating System is based on. the list to remove it. Then, click the “+” Just a thought if you don’t like Windows button and use the add printer dialog to and Apple just feels wrong :-) locate and add the For further information or advice on printer once again.

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A Kodak Moment

Remember the good old days when out dining in a restaurant; someone would whip out their 35mm camera and photograph their dinner; then once the film was finished it would be sent off for processing. A few weeks later with the photos back they would then visit their friends’ houses to show them the photos of the dinner they had eaten a while back?

I suspect nobody ever did the above, and other diners would have looked on agog if someone had.

What we of a certain age do recall though is that sense of excitement and trepidation from using a film camera. Unless using a Kodak Polaroid camera there was no way of knowing how any picture would turn out. The finished roll was posted off in a special envelope or taken down to Boots the Chemists. Only when the fat envelope thudded onto the doormat or was picked up from the processing lab would the results be known. A commercial photographer could get a sneak preview at the lab but for us mere mortals we’d no idea what results would slide out of the envelope. Nowadays it’s all so different and the word ‘Selfie’ has made it

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon are taking their fine dining, gentle bickering, ruminations on getting old and endless impersonations of Michael Caine to Sky TV. After two highly successful series of The Trip on BBC2, the third series will be broadcast on Sky Atlantic.

The series, created and directed by Michael Winterbottom, has seen Coogan and Brydon travel on restaurant tours of northern England and Italy.

This time, the destination is Spain. Coogan said: “Having thought long and hard about yet another sojourn into culinary distractions and middle age, I have reluctantly agreed to Eviva Espana.

Coogan and Brydon play semi-fictionalised versions of themselves in the improvised comedy, although it is never exactly clear how blurred the line is between fact and fiction.

In the last series, Coogan talked mournfully about the doubleedged success of Alan Patridge, calling him an “albatross around his neck”. Interestingly, Sky also has Partridge on its books, again poached from the BBC, with the second series of Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters due to begin on Tuesday night.

Winterbottom, who last year made a documentary about Russell Brand’s anti-capitalism campaign, said of the new series: “It has been more than three years since the last Trip, and travelling with Rob and Steve is always enjoyable – so it seemed like a good idea to go on another journey together – before they get too old.”

Zai Bennett, director of Sky Atlantic, said The Trip was “as close to perfection” as you can get in comedy. “It’s a rare chance to watch comic masters, totally authoring their work with creative freedom. It’s an absolutely perfect fit for Sky Atlantic.”

Fliming will begin later in the year, with visits to top restaurants in Cantabria, the Basque region, Aragon, Rioja, Castile-La Mancha and Andalusia. theguardian.com

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into the dictionary. Oh, and some people insist on photographing their dinner.

Usually there were 24 or 36 frames on a roll of 35mm film; sometimes the number reel on the camera kept going and an extra shot or two could be taken before having to hand wind the film back into its cartridge.

Simple pleasures eh! In the early 70s Kodak launched its Instamatic brand using a 120 cartridge which didn’t need rewinding. Coincidentally the 120 cameras were relatively slim line, not unlike the size and shape of many mobile phones today. 120 was a hugely successful format and Kodak only stopped making the cameras in the mid-80s; then the film cartridges a couple of years ago. Smaller niche manufactures have now taken over the reins for the many camera buffs out there.

Until around 2000 film cameras were the norm rather than the exception.

Then as technology leapt forward the digital era stormed the world of photography. In 2003 Kodak launched the EasyShare camera; it was the first camera to have an AMOLED

display screen, the forerunner to the screens used on many phones and tablets nowadays. Kodak had conducted extensive market research discovering that women especially didn’t like the inconvenience of getting photos printed. So the camera was designed to plug straight into a Kodak printer. But, year later they stopped producing film cameras and laid off 15,000 employees.

A sad end as the World’s first commercial digital camera was made

by Kodak and sold under the Apple label in 1994. Even earlier in1986, the Kodak boffins created the first megapixel sensor; it was capable of taking a 7x5inch photo with its 1.4 megapixels. Even though their R&D was excellent Kodak’s bosses didn’t believe that digital would ever replace film; though their competitors did.

Minolta, Sony, Nikon and Fuji were so much better at exploiting the new technology and making more stylish and importantly cheaper products!

Kodak went from being a major player in the digital camera market and having 27% of the market in

1999 to filing for bankruptcy in 2012. What also didn’t help Kodak was that as this century grew up, mobiles and then tablets started to get better cameras attached. People kept the devices that did the most. I wonder what would have happened if a Kodak boffin had added a phone attachment to a camera 25 years ago.

Kodak also ceased production of their Kodachrome film in 2010 which was something Kodak execs never thought would happen. Kodachrome was introduced in 1935 and was the first commercially available colour film, responsible for many of the iconic images of the 20th Century.

Steve McCurry took this shot in1985 for National Geographic using Kodachrome film, it’s known simply as ‘Afghan Girl!

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While the housing market in Spain showed certain signs of recovery last year, with the official figures saying that home sales increased by 11% year-on-year, marking their best data since 2011, sales of new housing have continued to fall, registering their worst figures since the comparable statistics began, almost a decade ago.

In fact, the figures published this week by the National Statistics Institute reported that a total of 77,865 new homes were sold in 2015, which is the lowest annual figure since the statistics began in 2007. Year-on-year, sales of new homes registered a decline of 32% over 2014, while compared with the housing boom years this decline is more significant. Specifically, compared to 2007, the year which registered the all-time record in new home sales, with 326,380 transactions, the decline is over 76%.

Moreover, in some of Spain’s provinces the decline is even steeper. In Huesca, the level of sales compared to 2007 has fallen by over 90%, and a further 17 provinces have registered declines in sales of new homes in excess of 80%.

These are: Cadiz (-82%); Córdoba (-83%); Huelva (-83%); Jaén (-82%); Seville (-86%); Cantabria (-83%); Salamanca (-84%); Zamora (-89%); Albacete (-80%); Ciudad Real (-84%); Cuenca (-86%); Girona (-84%); Lleida (-88%); Tarragona (-81%); Valencia (-81%); Murcia (-87%) and Navarra (- 81%), Lugo is the province which has registered the smallest decline in new home sales since 2007, of 46%, while among the highest populated provinces, Madrid is the one which

has recorded the least reduction in sales compared to 2007, of 57%.

However, there have been years when sales transactions for new homes have outnumbered those for previously owned homes. In 2008 some 278,034 transactions were carried out on new homes, in 2009 there were 218,775 and in 2010 there were 220,612, but since 2011, the tendency has shifted in favour of second hand homes which accounted for 78% of all home sales in 2015, with 276,267 transactions, compared with new home purchases which, with 77,865 transactions, accounted for only 22% of the total sales.

Despite the reduction in sales of new homes registered in 2015, the construction of new homes has nevertheless grown. In the first eleven months of the year, there were 19,529 building permits authorised for the construction of new homes, which represents an increase of 17.8% over the whole of 2014. If the trend continues, last year could register the best figure since 2011.

El Economista reported that although the construction of new housing last year has risen over previous years, the figure is still close to 60,000 less than the total sold in the year, which indicates that the surplus stock of unsold new housing will continue to reduce again for the sixth consecutive year, and in fact could fall below the half a million mark for the first time since 2007. kyero.com

So, the property situation in Spain is looking brighter as each year goes by and the crisis is left behind.

We’re nowhere near the figures that we were used to seeing when the real-estate boom was in full swing, but today’s statistics are certainly a lot healthier than they were a few years ago.

And, these days even constructors and promotors can allow themselves to smile again, as a great number of them believe that this year more than double the number of new constructions will be built than have been over the last two years.

Experts have calculated that the minimum number of new constructions to appear this year is 100,000. They might not all be finished, as this could take some time, but the consensus is that 100,000 new buildings will at least be started.

Seven out of ten professionals (72.3%) within the industry believe that the number will be somewhere between 100,000 and 350,000, although almost half (47.4%) estimate between 100,000 and 175,000.

Nevertheless, even with the

minimum of 100,000 new constructions this year, that would still double the number of new constructions in both 2014 and 2015 put together.

And if we take 175,000 as the top figure for 2016, this would still exceed the accumulated number of constructions for the last four years: 2012: 44,200 new buildings 2013: 34,300 new buildings 2014: almost 35,000 new buildings 2015: almost 50,000 new buildings But, let’s not forget the remaining 25% of those interviewed for the study, as they are even more optimistic. The majority, 19.7% think that in 2016 there will be 250,000 new constructions in Spain, while 5.2% say that the absolute maximum will be 350,000.

And, at this maximum, we’re still looking at a figure that is less than half the number of new constructions from 2007, with 760,000 that year.

The record number fell in 2006, with a record-breaking 820,000.

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Landlords and Pensioners Are Main Investors in Cheap Property in Barcelona

With the current financial situation in Spain as it is now, with interest rates close to 0% and stock market shares falling, this precise moment has never been so enticing to new investors on the property market. And this is what’s happening all over Spain, but particularly in the area of Barcelona and its surroundings.

A new type of property investor has come onto the scene and is snapping up cheap properties with the intention of renting or just waiting and selling at a profit. And, unexpectedly, the new type of buyer has moderate savings (around 120,000 euro) and is either already retired, or close to being so.

According to a recent study carried out by Tecnocasa and the Pompeu Fabra University, one out of every four properties sold is to an investor (24.65%). Amongst these, 26.7% are over the age of 55, and 18.97% are already of pensionable age. This is a fairly uncommon situation as those in retirement usually hang on to their savings and prefer to keep them in the bank. However, with large sums of money not earning any interest, they are now looking for other options.

These are also people that know the market and the area where they opt to purchase a property, and therefore know what property prices are like now and how they were before the crisis. The type of property that this mature investor is looking for is generally small, with two bedrooms, without a lift, and which doesn’t need much further investment to do up or reform.

This is so that once purchased, the property can quickly be offered out to rent. They are mainly

properties that are overlooked as a potential main family home. There are many districts within the L’Hospitalet de Llobregat area where it is possible to obtain a property for less than 120,000 euro. In other cities, for example like Zaragoza, the same type of property would fetch around 70,000 – 80,000 euro.

While larger investors are still hesitant about investing in property with the intention to rent due to the legalities of evicting a tenant that hasn’t paid their rent for some time, the smaller, private investor is less at risk as he has the opportunity to meet the tenant before renting out the apartment and forming an opinion as to whether he is likely to default or not.

And the fact that there is such demand in the Barcelona area for rented property means that many with money to spare cannot pass up on the opportunity to make a profit from their cash.

In fact, an average of 34% of people in the Barcelona region are looking to rent a property, and this figure rises to 48% in L’Hospitalet and 44% in Valencia.

Profitability on rentals is also high in these areas with 6% profit made on a rental property investment in Barcelona and 7.7% in Madrid.

For those that require a mortgage for their investment, the amount required to borrow from the banks has been drastically reduced by as much as two thirds since before the crisis. House prices have fallen 55% since then on average and interest rates are the lowest they have ever been.

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Second Hand House Prices Rose in January

The average price of second hand housing in Spain registered a monthon-month increase of 0.3% in January, to stand at 1,623 euros/m2, according to data published by property portal, fotocasa, while year-on-year prices fell by -0.3%, continuing the trend of recent months in terms of slight yearon-year price adjustments.

Since registering their record values in April of 2007, of 2,952 euros/m2, average second hand housing prices in Spain have accumulated a decline of -45%, which is equivalent to a reduction of 1,328 euros/m2. In fact, a total of 12 of Spain’s 17 regions have registered price declines in excess of -40% since the maximum prices reached nine years ago, with the most significant decline being registered in La Rioja (-54.7%), followed by: Castilla-La Mancha (-52.2%); Navarra (-52.1%); Aragón (-51.4%); Murcia (-50.1%); Valencia (-47.8%); Catalonia (-46.6%); Asturias (-45.6%); Madrid (-44.7%); Andalucía (-42.7%); Extremadura (-41.6%) and Cantabria (-40.1%).

In January, some 10 regions registered increases in the average price of second hand homes. The greatest increase was registered in the Canary Islands (2.1%), followed by: Aragón (1.2%); Valencia (1%); Andalucía and Catalonia (both

0.9%); Castilla-La Mancha, Navarra and La Rioja (all 0.8%); the Balearic Islands (0.2%) and Asturias (0.1%).

In contrast, Extremadura registered the greatest decline in second hand house prices in January (-1%), followed by: the Basque Country (-0.9%); Galicia (-0.6%); Cantabria (-0.5%); Castilla y León and Murcia (both -0.4%), and Madrid (-0.2%).

The Basque Country remains the most expensive of Spain’s regions, with an average price of 2,730 euros/ m2, followed by Madrid (2,197 euros/ m2) and Catalonia (2,064 euros/ m2), while the regions with the most economical second hand housing prices are Castilla-La Mancha (1,058 euros/ m2), Extremadura (1,100 euros/m2) and Murcia (1,145 euros/m2).

Month-on-month, some 30 of the 50 Spanish provinces recorded price rises over December, with the increases ranging from 2.6% in Las Palmas to 0.1% in Asturias. In Burgos second hand house prices remained stable over December 2015, while the 19 remaining provinces registered price declines, ranging between the decline of -3.3% registered in Ourense to -0.2% recorded in the province of Madrid. kyero.com

Home Sales in Spain Increased by 11.1% in 2015 The latest Transfer of Property Rights statistics released by the National Statistics Institute show that home sales in Spain rose by 11.1% in 2015, over the previous year, reaching a total of 354,132 transactions. This marks a second consecutive year of increases which, according to the Institute’s data, has been driven by the second hand housing market, and is the best figure recorded since 2011.

In December last year, home sales rose by 6.8% year-on-year, accumulating 16 months of increases, although, compared with November, they registered a decline of 3.9%.

In 2015, some 276,267 transactions were carried out on second hand homes in Spain, representing 78% of all the home sales transactions carried out in the year, and a year-on-year increase of 37.2%. In contrast, sales of new homes dropped by 33.7%, to just 77,865 transactions, accumulating five consecutive years of declines.

89.8% of all the homes sold last year, amounting to 318,055 transactions, were free housing, which

represents an increase of 11.1% over 2014, while sales of subsidised housing rose by 10.8% year-on-year, reaching a total of 36,077 transactions (10.2% of the total), following several years of declines.

The largest number of home sales per 100,000 inhabitants in 2015, were recorded in Valencia (1,322 transactions) and the Balearic Islands (1,177), while the region to register most housing transactions last year, in absolute terms, was Andalucía, with a total of 70,739, followed by Catalonia (54,571), Valencia (51,788) and Madrid (50,373).

In contrast, the regions which registered the least housing transactions in 2015 were La Rioja (2,561), Castilla y León (4,298) and Navarra (4,313).

In relative terms, home sales transactions rose in all regions in 2015, except for Navarra, where they registered a decline of 1.7%. The regions where these housing transactions increased most were the Basque Country (+17.2%) and Aragón (+16.6%). kyero.com

eurozone growth

The economies of the 19 countries that use the euro expanded by 1.5% in 2015.

In the last three months of the year, they grew 0.3%, compared with the previous three months, according to the statistics agency Eurostat.

The 28 countries of the EU also grew 0.3% in the fourth quarter, to a GDP growth rate of 1.8% for the full year.

Growth slowed during 2015, suggesting that more action may be needed to stimulate economies from the European Central Bank (ECB).

“We continue to think that further monetary easing is required, with further policy rate cuts on the cards from March onwards,” said Nick Kounis, economist at ABN Amro.

Eurostat also announced on Friday that industrial production had fallen 1% in December compared with the previous month, both for the eurozone and the EU. Year on year, it fell 1.3% in the eurozone and 0.8% in the EU. The biggest contraction in GDP came in Greece, where the economy shrank 0.6% in the fourth quarter, which was better than had been expected.

But the contraction in the third quarter turned out to have been bigger than previously thought, being revised from 0.9% to 1.4%.

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MASSIVE FINES FOR ESTATE AGENTS ADVERTISING PROPERTIES WITHOUT ENERGY PERFORMANCE CERTIFICATES BY CATALONIAN GOVERNMENT

The “Generalitat de Catalunya” Catalonian Government (Catalonia is located north of Valencia), through the Catalan Consumer Agency (ACC ) has officially published (12th of January of 2016) that disciplinary proceedings have started against 42 Real Estate Agencies for advertising properties without having the obligatory Energy Performance Certificates (EPC). We are waiting to receive confirmation if these fining processes are also to be extended to the property owners.

The Public Department informs that inspections found these Agencies advertised properties without the

obligatory Energy label, in violation of the Law and the rights of consumers.

In some cases, Estate Agents have been advertising that the certificate is “pending”, as a mechanism to avoid the obligation. But authorities informed that the 42 fining processes started subsequently after the agencies failed to demonstrate that the certificate was being processed, according to sources of the ACC. Please visit the official information at the Government website following this link: http://bit.ly/1Q94D1m Please be aware that ultimately the responsibility of having an Energy Performance Certificate (EPC) is down to the owner of the property (fines depend on the kind of infraction: marketing without an EPC, falsifying an EPC or not using a competent technician to issue the document). So if your Estate Agent is advertising / marketing your property without an EPC (to sell or rent) please be advised they are risking themselves to be fined and also potentially risking their clients and owners to receive a fine.

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Andalusia property owners must register under new rules Rental properties in southern Spanish region will have to be registered from May

Owners of rental properties in southern Spain face new regulations obliging them to register their properties as tourist rentals.

The Registry of Tourism of Andalusia (RTA), which includes the Costa del Sol where many Irish people bought property during the last economic boom, has moved to establish a register of tourist lettings. Owners will have three months, from May 2016, to register these properties on the RTA website.

The move follows the decision in 2013 by the Spanish government to relieve the Ley Arrendamientos Urbano (LAU) of responsibility for holiday rental properties. It passed the task of regulating these properties instead to the country’s 17 regional governments or Juntas.

Many Irish owners of properties in Spain let them out when not using them. When Spanish sales in Ireland peaked in 2006-07, many were made with borrowings, raised either in Ireland or Spain. Following the property collapse, in many cases the borrowers have been heavily reliant on rental income to pay down loans.

The prospect of regulation and the hidden and stated costs involved in

meeting regulatory requirements is likely to prove unpopular.

Owners who let out more than three properties within a 1km radius will have to register as “Apartamento Turistico”, a category to which more stringent regulations, and presumably more expense, will apply.

The mood among owners is not helped by the hard line taken by the Junta de Andalusia on compliance. It has been reported that it may issue fines of up to €150,000 to those found to be flouting registration.

The RTA will outline minimum accommodation requirements for tourist accommodation providers.

The official line on the need for regulation is to improve accommodation quality, reduce tax fraud and prevent unfair competition.

This final point is controversial, as a powerful hotel and tourism lobby is

seen as the driving force behind the push to regulate. A deep recession and websites such as AirBnB have been eroding profitability in the industry.

The worry is that the move will involve costs for smaller operators that are proportionally much more onerous than those borne by larger tourism operators.

The Junta estimates there are 80,000 private properties offering up to 400,000 beds as tourist

accommodation, either on a parttime or full-time basis. The intention is to have tourist rental activity fully regulated by the end of summer of 2016.

So far 11 of the 17 Juntas have published intentions to regulate holiday rentals. For those with property in Spain and unaware of the regulations pertaining to their area, there is a useful guide at spanishpropertyinsight.com. http://www.irishtimes.com/

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How To Clean The Oven

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What You Need Oven Baking soda Water Rubber gloves Damp dish cloth Plastic or silicone spatula Spray bottle White vinegar

Instructions Remove the oven racks: Remove your oven racks, pizza stone, oven thermometer, and anything else you have inside the oven. Set aside.

Make a baking soda paste: In a small bowl, mix a 1/2 cup of baking soda with a few tablespoons of water. Adjust the ratio of both as needed until you have a spreadable paste. For me this took about 3 tablespoons of water to get the desired spreadable consistency.

Coat your oven: Spread the paste all over the interior surfaces of your oven, steering clear of the heating elements.

I used gloves for this portion as my oven was pretty grimy. It helped me really get in there and coat the dirtiest nooks and crannies without having to worry about all that grime under my nails. The baking soda will turn a brownish color as you rub it in; it also might be chunkier in some places than others. That is fine. Just try to coat the whole oven to the best of your abilities, paying attention to any particularly

greasy areas.

Let it sit overnight: Allow the baking soda mixture to rest for at least 12 hours, or overnight.

Clean your oven racks: Meanwhile, clean your oven racks. See the full cleaning tutorial here.

Wipe out the oven: After 12 hours or overnight, take a damp dish cloth and wipe out as much of the dried baking soda paste as you can. Use a plastic or silicone spatula to help scrape off the paste as needed. I found that the damp cloth was enough for me, but a spatula might come in handy in those hard-to- reach places.

Spray a little vinegar: Put a little vinegar in a spray bottle and spritz everywhere you still see baking soda residue in your oven. The vinegar will react with the baking soda and gently foam.

Do a final wipe down: Take your damp cloth and wipe out the remaining foamy vinegar-baking-soda mixture.

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Cuthbertism

Sacerdote del Semblante Lánguido arrived in Alqueria as a young man full of hope, piety and optimism. As a young and energetic priest he was committed and idealistic. It wasn’t to last. His grandiose plans for the spiritual salvation of Alqueria came to an abrupt end one Friday afternoon in January. Manuela asked the worthy priest to take her confession. He simply wasn’t ready for it, few people are, in fact no one is. His hair turned white, he was unable to process the information and began a frantic search for understanding.

His search took him to the teachings of Nietzsche and Sartre, which he preached from the pulpit much to the annoyance of the church establishment.

A bishop was duly despatched to Alqueria where he suggested that Existentialism was perhaps not a fit credo for his congregation. Semblante was past caring.

Existentialism relieved him of any responsibility to his congregation. How could he be blamed if nothing made sense? Why should things make sense? It simply didn’t make sense for things to make any sense.

Semblante was ‘off the hook’.

He needed to find a framework in which to weave Existentialism into a worshipable faith within his newly formed ‘Church of Alqueria’. He already had the building and congregation, such as it was, all he needed was a ‘creation myth’. His studied those of ancient China and Greece and after a vivid

viewpoint

if not troubled dream he drafted his creed.

Cuthbert was the superior being singled out for worship by the Church of Alqueria.

Cuthbert, according to Semblante lived in a ‘semi’ in the celestial suburbs. One rainy day in February he was preparing a paella after consuming rather too much wine, in fact he was totally ‘wasted’. Making a complete ‘hash’ out of the paella he accidentally created the universe. His wife, Mrs Cuthbert was furious, “How can I feed our children on that universal, it’s meaningless” she screamed and threw a plate of stale Boquerones at him.

She missed and the Baroqueness were sucked into the newly formed universe thus creating life. Now Cuthbert, realising that his universe was indeed meaningless and totally devoid of any intelligence whatsoever flushed it down the loo, this is why of course the galaxies are in the form of spirals.

The Sunday observance in the Church of Alqueria is to the ‘Holy Paella’ and the ‘Boquerones of Genesis’. They pray for a cosmic plumbing failure so the universe as we know it, or as least as Semblante knows it can be saved.

The established churches were quite happy for the spiritual well-being of Alqueria to be taken out of their hands and so accepted the teaching of Cuthbertism into the mainstream of world religions where of course it justly deserves to be.

LEGAL CORNER WITH MICHAEL DAVIES, ABOGADO/SOLICITOR

If you wish us to print an article about a particular topic, please e-mail info@daviessolicitors.com - www.daviessolicitors.com MENTIONING A TRUST ON A SPANISH WILL IS ASKING FOR TROUBLE. SOMETIMES WHAT IS LEGALLY POSSIBLE AND WHAT IS PRACTICAL IS NOT THE SAME THING. THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE. Question: I had a Spanish will made out for myself and my wife some time ago. We have recently hired a solicitor to handle a conveyance and he has taken a look at the wills and told us they are not good and that we should make new ones. We are now uncertain of what to do. We have attached the wills for you to take a look at them. Our instruction to our original solicitor in Spain was for him to do exactly what we did in the UK on our English wills. He said that since the Directive 650/2012 this can be done.

Answer.

As my granny would always say: a little knowledge can cause a lot of damage.

There is no doubt, the will is dreadful.

You must change it. I doubt the person who prepared your will has ever dealt with probate in Spain and in fact I doubt the person is even a solicitor. ( I say this because any solicitor I know would tell you that your will is asking for trouble). The will essentially translates the English will you handed over and sets up a trust to protect your children versus your second wife. Even though Directive 650/2012 allows English law to be applied (by choice of the testator) to how an estate is distributed in Spain, using institutions like trusts will cause endless problems and expenses for your heirs because Trusts are not understood in Spain the same way as in UK. So Certifications of English law (which are very expensive) will be required to help wind up the estate (by explaining the content of English law). To this you

will have to add a lot of problems with Spanish Inheritance tax (remember Directive 650/2012 has no effect on the taxation of the estate).

In Spain it is the beneficiary that pays inheritance tax and not the estate.

Descendants and spouse in Andalucía are exempt if they each receive less than 175,000€. In this case the trustee is a non-family member and as he has faculty to dispose of assets, the Spanish tax office could interpret that he is in control of the estate and is the person who owes the tax. As non-family he would receive a large tax bill. (This could all be battled out but it would be a mess.)

Conclusion: Keep things sensible and uncomplicated. In this case achieve what you want using methods that are common practice in Spain. (Even though with the Directive it is possible to have the will run under English law you must remember that probate will need to be obtained in Spain, so making a will that nobody understands in Spain is not a good idea It would be up to your heirs to prove what UK law says and I can tell you from plenty of experience that dealing with Trusts in Spain is nightmare scenario.) In this case leave the life possession of your property to you wife and the residual value to your children.

With the values you have sent me the estate will be exempt, probate will be simple and both your children and your wife will be fully protected as you asked for.

Michael Davies. Abogado.

Michael Davies is a Spanish Abogado and has been practicing law in Almería since 1993. He is member of the Law societies of Almería and Madrid and has offices in Mojacar and Almeria High Street.

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I am not the only one suffering the high-minded whims and peccadillos of the Smartphone. It extends its over-engineered perversity to any innocent person who may wish to get in touch with me via the ether.

When anybody rang me on Stupidphone all I had to do was open his lid and press the symbol of a phone to make the connection.

Stupidphone carried all the information necessary to make and receive a call right there in plain sight. His sole effort towards obfuscation was to offer choices, such as Message, Contacts or Missed Call, all of which could easily be found by tapping Options. This was all I needed – a phone is for making phone calls, isn’t it?

Not so Smartphone! Should someone ring me he plays what he considers to be an appropriate jingle, accompanied by a vigorous and rather unnerving vibrating action. I capture him and clasp him tight, fearful lest he might elude my grasp and jump onto the floor in an expensive act of suicide.

I open his fashionable turquoise jacket, squeeze the tiny button on his side that opens communication between us, and wait. Eventually his screen lights up in psychedelic greeny-yellow, and displays a green symbol of a human head in the bottom corner.

Common sense suggests that a tap on this symbol will establish contact, but Smartphone despises anything so straightforward and logical – I have to swipe it! And not just swipe it, but swipe it in a manner acceptable to Smartphone.

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josbiggs@hotmail.co.uk It has to be neither too hard not too gentle, and in the exact right place and direction; should I not contact the exact centre of the symbol, or not angle my swipe at the precise angle he favours, then he continues to ignore me while the unfortunate person at the other end of the call wonders what the heck is taking me so long.

Should I miss a call, no doubt due to procrastination by machine, he suggests that maybe I would like to re-dial, simply by pressing the green button. That is an absolute, bare-faced lie! There is no green button ANYWHERE on the phone’s blank face!

Neither can I look to see whether I’ve missed any calls –there is no facility for viewing missed calls – so if you called me and didn’t get an answer, you’ll just have to call again! Sorry.

In short, don’t call me – email me – much less complicated and almost certainly quicker!

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Winter

Find and circle all of the Winter related words that are hidden in the grid.

The remaining letters spell a Japanese proverb.

3. Which sporting term possibly stems from the poorly pronounced translation of the word ‘egg’?.................................................

4. Which natural phenomenon is responsible for the creation of fulgurites?....

5. Cape Agulhas is the southern most point of which continent?.....................................

6. Similiar to samosa’s, what are the small Spanish stuffed breads or pastries called?...

7. 75% of all the countries in the world are found where; north or south of the equator?

8. Which colourful comic book hero is the Lone Ranger’s grandnephew?......................

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9. Plaster of Paris

4. Lightning

8. The Green Hornet

3. Love in tennis

7. North of the equator

2. China

6. Empanadas

1. Anne Hathaway

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10. Cuban cigars

5. Africa

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ICE FISHING ICICLES KNIT CAP LONG UNDERWEAR MITTENS OLYMPICS PARKA SCARF SEASON SKATES SKI DOO SKI PANTS SKIING SLED SLEET SLIPPERY SNOW CASTLE SNOW PLOW

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10. Just before signing the United States trade embargo against Cuba in 1962, President Kennedy instructed Pierre Salinger (his press Secretary) to buy what?..

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BLACK ICE BLIZZARD BOOTS CARNIVAL CHRISTMAS COLD EGG NOG FIREPLACE FIREWOOD FOG FREEZE FROST GLOVES HAIL HEADBAND HIBERNATION HOCKEY HOLIDAYS

SNOW SHOVEL SNOW TIRES SNOWBALL SNOWBOARD SNOWFLAKE SNOWMAN SNOWSHOES SOLSTICE SOUP STEW STORM SWEATSHIRT TOBOGGAN VACATION WIND CHILL WOOL SOCKS

ONE KIND WORD CAN WARM THREE WINTER MONTHS

9. The better known name for calcium sulphate hemihydrate contains a European capital city. What is the better known

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1. London hosts/hosted the 2012 Olympic Games. In which previous years have London hosted the games?...................

2. In the 1994 Winter Olympics, how many athletes represented Israel?......................................

3. How old was Linford Christie when he won gold for the 100m in Barcelona (a record age)?.....

4. Which Olympic sport is played with stones and brooms?...................................

5. Which racket sport made its Olympic debut in 1992?............

6. What colours make up the Olympic rings?.........................

7. Considering that India has a population exeeding one billion people, how many gold medals did India win at the Beijing games of 2008?............

8. How many national Olympic committees exist (Plus or minus five)?.............................

9. The first disabled athlete to compete in the Olympic Games was American George Eyser in 1904, he had one artificial leg.

In which event did he compete?

10. Which track athlete won the gold medal in both the 200 and 400 metres in gold shoes at the 1996 Olympics?..................

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Red, Yellow & Green 7. One 8. 204 9. Gymnastics 10. Michael Johnson

2. In which country would you be if you found yourself at the furthest point from any ocean?..................................................

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1. 1948 & 1908 2. One 3. 32 years old 4. Curling 5. Badminton 6. Blue, Black,

1. Which modern Hollywood actress shares her name with Shakespeare’s wife?.............

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IDENTIFY THEse FAMOUS actors

1. Ed Begley Jr. 2. Bruce Willis 3. Benny Hill 4. Charlton Heston

on this day 18th February

1478 – George, Duke of Clarence, convicted of treason against his older brother Edward IV of England, is executed in private at the Tower of London.

1885 – Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain is published in the United States.

1978 – The first Ironman Triathlon competition takes place on the island of Oahu and is won by Gordon Haller.

1991 – The IRA explodes bombs in the early morning at Paddington station and Victoria station in London.

2013 – Armed robbers steal a haul of diamonds worth $50 million during a raid at Brussels Airport in Belgium.

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STANDARD CROSSWORD

8 Cry loudly (4) 9 Shot from a bow (5) 10 Fake (4) 11 Zodiacal twins (6) 12 Ability to read and write (8) 13 Remembrances (8) 15 Adorned (furniture) (6) 17 Anagram of “Deserts” (7) 19 Self-importance (7) 22 Pre-built (6) 24 Imagines to be true (8) 26 Bells in a tower (8) 28 Difficult to detect (6) 30 Final (4) 31 The mountain of the Ten Commandments (5) 32 Heroic (4)

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1 Ebb (4) 2 Chicago’s state (8) 3 Large North American deer (6) 4 Uncultured (7) 5 Hitting swiftly (8) 6 Stellar (6) 7 Ketch (4) 14 Mistake (5) 16 A small picture inserted within another (5) 18 Occlusion of a blood vessel (8) 20 Shook (8) 21 Inane (7) 23 Swoons (6) 25 A yellow-and-black Eurasian finch (6) 27 At a distant place (4) 29 Placed (4)

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CRYPTIC CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Saturations in 10 places, reportedly (11) 7 Take action against woman (3) 9 Amusing funnyman (5) 10 Surprisingly re-enlists those hearing a radio programme (9) 11 Meddle in the heartless referee, missing a couple of Egyptian leaders (9) 12 Even floor (5) 13 Foes see me in trouble (7) 15 Refuse of French New York (4) 18 Account about unit of area (4) 20 Fix the others mineral (7) 23 Sound on return is echo (5) 24 Odd Essex vice is over the top (9) 26 Helper organised satanists (9) 27 Fruit oil disturbed - very English (5) 28 Bind in the nineties (3) 29 Communities of strange nettle stems (11)

Down 1 Leaning incorporated in LED outside (8) 2 Fruit to mother extremities (8) 3 French resort river is more pleasant (5) 4 I will half-need ship disease (7) 5 Alternatively move Diane outside street (7) 6 Single LP’s arranged for the organisations of letters (9) 7 Arm of garment in aisle, even... (6) 8 ...as I hid in Ely without difficulty (6) 14 Goes up in wrinkles (9) 16 Place returns? No - it is operation (8) 17 Officials about - free sulphur outside England (8) 19 Graceful and a gentle organisation (7) 20 Channel Islands Tango in real performance (7) 21 Supporter in broken tin baby (6) 22 Time with offspring for type of paper (6) 25 Violent weather in West or Midlands (5)

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1609 – Edward Hyde, 1st Earl of Clarendon, English historian and politician, Chancellor of the Exchequer (d. 1674).

1959 – Jayne Atkinson, English actress.

1975 – Gary Neville, English footballer and coach.

1985 – Anton Ferdinand, English footballer.

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NIGEL SLATER’S CAULIFLOWER RECIPES

FOOD & ENTERTAINING...

Whether creamed or spiced or crisped, cauliflower is enjoying its moment of fame.

It’s time you got reacquainted from www.theguardian.com

Roast Spiced Cauliflower

INGREDIENTS

yellow mustard seeds 2 tsp

cauliflower 1, medium to large

ground turmeric 1 tsp

Serves 2 as a main dish, 4 as a side groundnut oil 4 tbsp fresh ginger 30g

Preheat the oven to 200C/gas mark 6. Trim the cauliflower and cut it into large florets. (If you intend to cook it whole, hollow out the stem.) Steam or boil the florets for 7-10 minutes, until almost tender.

Pour the oil into a pan, not too deep, and large enough to take the cauliflower, with just enough room for you to get a spoon in to baste.

Grate the ginger finely into the oil.

Finely chop the chillies, discarding the seeds if you wish, then add to the pan. Peel, crush and add the garlic, then place over a moderate heat and let the spices and aromatics cook for a few minutes, until fragrant. Stir in the mustard

seeds and continue cooking until the garlic has softened, then add the garam masala, turmeric and salt.

Pour the coconut milk into the spice mixture, stir well and season with a little ground black pepper.

When it starts to bubble gently, turn off the heat, place the drained cauliflower in the dish then baste it with the coconut-spice mixture.

Bake the cauliflower, basting occasionally with the spiced sauce in the roasting tin, for 40-45 minutes. If it has caught a little on top, then all to the good. Chop the pistachios and the coriander, then scatter over the top as the cauliflower comes from the oven.

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Opening times 10am till Late Tuesday - Sunday

garam masala 3 tsp sea salt flakes a scant tsp coconut milk 400ml

green chillies 2

shelled pistachios 2 tbsp

garlic 2 cloves

coriander a handful of leaves

F O K TAL OWN T E H T Open Mon-Sat from 9am Closed Sunday Campsol Sector B, Next door to Consum Tel: 634 31 32 32

Eat i Takeor n away

A wide selection of delicious food available including hot and cold baguettes etc ...

Excellent Coffee Come and enjoy a Pint or Bottle of Estrella Beer, A Glass of Wine or Tinto from 1.50€

Menu Del Dia 12.30pm - 4pm Tuesday - Friday 4 Course 7.95€ Full Main Menu 6pm - 9pm Sunday Lunch Available 2pm - 7pm 3 Course 9.95€ / 2 Course 7.95€ Happy Hour 4pm - 6pm Wednesday is quiz night with Nick Marshall with our great 5€ meal deals for quiz players PLUS Karaoke with guest singers Last person standing, winner takes all

GREAT FUN NIGHT OUT

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LUNCHES, SNACKS AND EVENING MEALS AVAILABLE DAILY

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Served 10 – 3pm only

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SUNDAY ROAST from 7.95€ QUIZ NIGHT

With Play Your Cards Right Every Monday from 9pm Special dietary requirements catered for.

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SPECIAL DEALS for group parties, clubs & societies

MOTHER’S DAY

Sunday 6th March Fabulous Sunday Lunch

Kitchen Open: Mon – Sat 10am – 3pm & 6pm – 9pm. Sun 10am – 7pm

FOLLOW HARRY’S BAR ON FACEBOOK FOR UPDATES COMPLIMENTARY WINE OFFER Dine with us Tuesday to Friday during February and enjoy a bottle of our superb Synera house wine on us, FREE!

*Offer Valid for the set menu or a minimum 2 courses pp from a la carte menu

Come and enjoy warm hospitality and great food.

Relax in our comfortable and smart surroundings.

Enjoy live music entertainment with us every Saturday 20th February: ROSE MACLEAN ● 27th February: IT TAKES TWO Make Sundays special with our delicious Sunday Lunch menu 3 course menu, 13.50€, including wine Served from 1pm to 9pm. Our A La Carte menu is also available.

LUNCH AND LIVE MUSIC: Thursday 25th

Enjoy lunch & live music, choose from our Set Menu (15€ for 3 courses) & A La Carte menu plus our Complimentary Wine offer applies too.

Doors open 1pm, perfect for a pre-lunch drink on our rooftop terrace.

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'It's an act of war!' French horror French supermarkets banned from throwing at British 'pancake massacre' away and spoiling unsold food

England has declared war on France, according to a French newspaper - because of the way we 'massacre' pancakes.

The controversy began on Shrove Tuesday, when an English user on Reddit and Imgur revealed how a French colleague had brought a stack of homemade crêpes into the office for his colleagues to enjoy.

But rather than simply taking a crêpe off the top, another worker carved a slice out of the entire stack, as if it was a cake.

"A French colleague made crêpes today. English people are barbarians," the caption read.

After the picture went viral, the Libération newspaper described the offence as a "declaración de guerre" and " ‘le massacre anglais des crêpes françaises".

"If we needed a further reason for the French rugby team to massacre the English on March 19 at the end of the 2016 Six Nations, here is one," the newspaper thundered.

Many English were amused at the controversy however, with one Imgur user saying: "This makes me oddly proud to be British."

Another went so far as to suggest this was a passive-aggressive attempt to disrupt the Entente Cordiale. "As a Brit, this person knew exactly what they were doing," they insisted. -The Telegraph

Organic farming 'could be key to feeding the world as global warming takes hold'

Organic farming – long held to be irrelevant in tackling world hunger – could be key to feeding the world as global warming takes hold, one of the biggest studies ever to be carried out into the “contentious” practice has concluded.

The research, which has reviewed hundreds of studies stretching back over four decades, not only overturns conventional wisdom but contradicts Britain’s official Food Standards Agency, which has repeatedly attacked chemicalfree agriculture. It adds to emerging evidence that it may be more productive and profitable than conventional farming in the long term, especially in developing countries, and says it can provide an “ideal blueprint in addressing climate change”.

Published this month in the leading journal Nature Plants, the study admits that “organic agriculture has a history of being contentious” and is still considered by its many critics as “an inefficient approach to food security and a farming system that will be become less relevant in the future”.

It adds that the practice is regarded as “ideologically driven”, with “many shortcomings”, not least because it “relies on more land to produce the same amount of food as conventional

Supermarkets in France have been banned from throwing away or spoiling unsold food by law.

The stores are now required to donate unwanted food to charities and food banks.

To stop foragers, some supermarkets have poured bleach over the discarded food or storing binned food in locked warehouses.

It will apply to any supermarket with a footprint of 400 square metres or larger.

If companies flout the law they could incur fines up to 3750 Euros.

Jacques Bailet from Banques Alimentaires, a network of Food banks, told the Guardian: "Most importantly, because supermarkets will be obliged to sign a donation deal with charities, we’ll be able to increase the quality and diversity

agriculture”, And it quotes a 1970s US Agriculture Secretary, Earl Butz: “Before we go back to organic agriculture in this country, somebody must decide which 50 million Americans we are going to let starve or go hungry”.

Yet, the study – led by Professor John Reganold of Washington State University – goes on, “organic food and beverages” are now “a rapidly growing market segment in the global food industry”. Worldwide sales increased fivefold to US $72bn (£50bn) between 1999 and 2013, and are expected to double again by 2018. The practice is certified in 170 countries and the current US Agriculture Secretary, Tom Vilsack, describes it as “one of the fastest growing segments of American agriculture” driven by “growing consumer demand.”

The research also acknowledges it produces lower yields than chemically driven agriculture, but at 8 –25 per cent, the reductions are less than often supposed. Another mammoth study – at the University of California 14 months ago – found that the deficit could be more than halved by rotating crops and avoiding monocultures: for leguminous produce such as beans, peas and lentils there was no difference at all and overall it could be “a very competitive alternative to industrial agriculture”.

But it is climate change that may give organic farming the edge. As the new research underlines, “organically managed farms have frequently been shown to produce higher yields than their conventional counterparts” during droughts, because the manures they use retain moisture in the soil. And severely dry conditions “are expected to increase with climate change in many areas”.

As other studies have shown, organic fertilisers also increase the amount of carbon in the soil, while intensive agriculture denudes it, increasing erosion and reducing its fertility. Wheat, for example, has traditionally produced much higher

of food we get and distribute "In terms of nutritional balance, we currently have a deficit of meat and a lack of fruit and vegetables. This will hopefully allow us to push for those products.

"That is very important for food banks because this is a real source of quality products, coming straight from the factory."

Mr Derambarsh is now looking to get an EU-wide law banning supermarket food waste.

He said: "The next step is to ask the president, François Hollande, to put pressure on Jean-Claude Juncker and to extend this law to the whole of the EU. "This battle is only just beginning.

We now have to fight food waste in restaurants, bakeries, school canteens and company canteens."-The Independent

yields in conventional than in chemical-free farming, but these have now stagnated for some 20 years after almost tripling during the previous 50 years.

Losses of organic matter from British soil now cost the country £82m a year and the Government admits that this is “not sustainable in the long term”. But it has done little about it: there is not even any countrywide monitoring of soil health.

Organic techniques, moreover, are even more effective in developing countries, where most farmers cannot afford to buy much artificial fertiliser or pesticide. One UN report which looked at 114 projects, involving nearly two million African farms found that they more than doubled yields.

Chemical-free farming is also more profitable in both developed and developing countries, the new report adds: four decades of studies covering 55 crops grown on five continents found they yielded a 22-35 per cent better return than conventional produce. This was, of course, due to the premium organic producers can charge, but even slashing the price differential several times over would still leave them better off. And they employ more people.

More predictably, the report finds that organic farming is better for nature and wildlife and reduces exposure to toxic pesticides both on the farm and in food. And it adds that 80 per cent of major studies into its nutritional value have suggested that it is better for consumers, contradicting the position of the Food Standards Agency.

It stresses that “no one farming system alone will safely feed the planet”, but calls for “the untapped potential role” of chemical-free agriculture to be realised by blending it with the best practices of its conventional counterpart.The Independent

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50+ SOLOS

Is open to ladies and gentlemen over 50 years of age who are on their own and wish to get ‘back into the social scene.’

We meet normally twice a month at different restaurants for lunch and a chat at 1.00-1.30 hrs.. There are no subs or fees, just the cost of the meal. There may be a fun quiz or a raffle. For information and to book please contact Ruth on 966789063

Casa Tom Community Choir:

Casa Tom Community Choir meets every Monday at 2.00pm for 2.30pm.

It is a mixed choir and all levels are welcome. No auditions, no solos.

Make new friends and have a good time. Location: CASA TOM, Avenida JACA 31, San Luis, Torrevieja.

Phone or email Terry for further details. Phone: 647-189-135. Email: casatomsanluis@gmail.com.

COFFEE MATES

If you would like to have a coffee and a friendly chat, please join us at the La Laguna Hotel, Lo Marabu every Friday morning from 11am ANN - 966 717 390 - 666 747 398

Strictly Dance Ballroom and Latin

‘Strictly Dance’ You’ve seen the show now come and join Lyn and Chris to learn how it’s done, they have a wealth of professional experience and can help you to get fit and have fun! Every Monday Night (New from 1 February) is Rock and Roll Night at The Emerald Isle, La Florida, Class 7:30-8:30pm Bop Til You Drop 8:30-10:30pm. Every Tuesday The Club, Quesada 8-10pm Ballroom & Latin Tuition and Social Night, Every Thursday. The Madhouse, Pueblo Principe, 8-10pm (New from 4 February) Ballroom & Latin Tuition and Social Night. Put on too much weight over the festive period? Then come and shed those inches with our Yoganetics Class, Every Thursday The Studio, La Matanza, (Orihuela) 11am12noon. This class is designed for anyone with back neck or hip problems and is a full body stretch class. Singles are more than welcome in our classes and we have new courses commencing every 3 weeks. For more information contact Lyn on 966188430 635584431 or email strictlydancelyn@gmail.com

ROYAL BRITISH LEGION, Orihuela Costa Branch, covers the area from Punta Prima to San Javier and inland. The branch meets on the 3rd Thursday of every month at the Olympia Restaurant in Mil Palmeras at 7pm for a 7.30pm start. You do not have to be ex military to attend or to join. Everyone is welcome. More information can be found at the branch website - http://branches.britishlegion. org.uk/branches/orihuela-costa

THE ROYAL ASSOCIATION,

NAVAL

Torrevieja Branch, meet at 1700 on the first Wednesday of each month at the Restaurante El Paraiso, Urb. Jardin del Mar 3, (behind Carrefour), Torrevieja.

Contact Paul Edwards, Chairman, 618 644 934 or Margaret Forshaw, Secretary 966 921 996.

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Table Tennis Torrevieja.

at La Bamba’s - Ballroom Modern / Latin / Held Tuesdays and Thursdays 13.30 to Argentine Tango / 17.30 at Casa Ventura.

Equipment and coaching provided if Sequence Dancing required.

All standards catered for. If more information required contact Del on 653564831

PASO A PASO DANCE CLUB DATES FOR YOUR DIARY CLASSES

All classes commence with a beginners class for all to join in, followed by imp / int freestyle and practice time €5pp WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE WE NOW HAVE A NEW CLASS AND SOCIAL NIGHT IN THE PLAYA FLAMENCA AREA STARTING 1st FEB Mondays 8pm Hotel Montepiedra Saavedra Fajardo, Dehesa du Campoamor. 03189 Tuesdays 11am Castillo Restaurant, Av San Fulgencio, Urb La Marina.

Thursdays 7pm Los Rosales Restaurant, CV895 aka Lemon Tree Road, Guardamar.

Now for something new for those that love the music and times of the 50s 60s and 70s. Jive Junction Disco and Nostalgia Quiz held every Wednesdays 8pm at the Maymar Restaurante, Behind the Dia supermarket, Polyono Poniente s / n Catral. 03158.

NO CLASS a night for everyone to enjoy €2 entry.

Never Danced-No Partner-No Problem Our Jive Junction Mobile Disco available for private party jive nights, this includes a fun jive class.

More info call Maxine 670711408 Adam 638330342 www.modern-jie-spain.com or find us on facebook.

Pilar Christian Community Church

Calle Canalejas 3. Pilar de la Horadada.

Sunday Service at 11am, and Thursday at 5pm for Prayer and Praise and Worship Home groups meet during the week. All welcome from any church background or none. For further information contact PilarChristian.

CommunityChurch@gmail.com. 966 849 448 - 966 848 806

“Shout” Fire !!

Are you familiar with these two words, then you may have been in or had dealings with a local fire service in the UK. If you have been a firefighter, Wholetime, Retained or Volunteer, or perhaps served in a Fire Control or an Office with a local Fire Authority in the UK, then we are calling “YOU” The Extinguished Fire Fighters Club has been running for some years now in Spain and we would like to ask you to come and join us. We are looking for new members and you would be most welcome.

We hold our meetings on the first Wednesday of the month at the Green Baize club in Quesarda a few miles inland from Torrevieja, just off the AP7. Meetings start at 15.00 hours and are usually well represented by members from various brigades all over the UK. We also hold a social event once a month that is organised by members where you are invited to bring family and friends.

There are no strangers in our club, just people you haven’t met yet but we all have a common link – The Fire Service!!

So if you fancy it just come along or if you need more information just contact us on these internet details, Dave Daniel ( Ex West Sussex ) on davedanie@ gmail.com Keith Haram (Ex Tyne & Wear ) on keithharam@hotmail.com Dave Graham (Ex Tyne & Wear ) on davdgraham@yahoo.co.uk

Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm 10.30pm [SEQUENCE CLASS 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - SOCIAL DANCE 7.30pm 10.30pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class [new beginners starting Wednesday 13th January 2016] 2pm -3pm Intermediate Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Plus Class 4pm - 5pm Andrea Murphy [0034] 616 478 157

BADMINT0N AT PILAR DE LA HORADADA

Mon, Tues, Wed and Thurs. 10-1pm.

For information ring John McGilvray on 966 786 774 or Mobiles 634 658 506/695 871 707 or e mail carolejohn_3@hotmail.com

TABLE TENNIS AT PILAR DE LA HORADADA

Sports Centre every Monday at 10am Five tables equipment supplied, coaching given if necessary, all standards welcome.

Contact George on 965 326097 or Gordon on 966 848304 or e-mail drewgeorge49@yahoo.com.

COSTA COBRAS RFC

new rugby club based on the beach.

Training juniors Monday and Wednesday 20.00-21.30, seniors 20.00-21.30 For more details contact Garry 692 767 242 or Robert on 697 286 416

I nternationa l Christian Assembly evangelical church, Calle Urbano Arregui 23, Torrevieja 03185. Meets every Sunday, 11am, includes Sunday School for children.

Prayer meetings, craft and computer clubs, Bible study groups. Also house groups at La Siesta: Tuesdays, 3pm.

Call 674552754 for details. La Zenia: Wednesdays, 3pm,. call 620318964.

Torrevieja: Thursdays 5.30pm. Call 608283661, and in church building, Tuesdays, 6pm call 617591399 and Thursdays, 5.30pm call 608283661. For other church matters call pastor, Rafael Restrepo, on 966799273 or mobile 660127276.

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ANGLICAN CHAPLAINCY OF ST PETER & ST PAUL – TORREVIEJA LENT & EASTERTIDE 2016 SERVICES

Fri 4 Mar – Women’s World Day of Prayer 4:00 PM La Siesta – All denominations welcome Sun 6 Mar - Mothering Sunday Church Centre’s normal Service times Wed 16 Mar - ‘Stations of the Cross’ (Sponsored by the Mothers’ Union) 11:00 for 11:30 AM Rojales – ‘Way of the Cross’ (via Calles Algorfa & Daya Nueva) Sun 20 Mar - Palm Sunday Church Centres’ normal Service times with Blessing of Palms, Commemoration of the Lord´s Entrance into Jerusalem and Holy Eucharist Thu 24 Mar - Maundy Thursday 11:00 AM Cristo Resucitado (Centro Ecumenico) (La Zenia) - Holy Eucharist with Reception of Holy Oils from Diocesan Chrism Mass and Recommitment to Priestly and Lay Ministry 7:00 PM La Siesta - Eucharist of the Lord´s Supper and ‘Watch of the Passion’ (until 10:00 PM) Fri 25 Mar - Good Friday 11:00 AM Cristo Resucitado (Centro Ecumenico) (La Zenia) - Ecumenical ‘Stations of the Cross’ 3:00 PM Los Balcones - Celebration of the Passion of the Lord Sat 26 Mar - Holy Saturday 7:00 PM Lago Jardin - The Easter Vigil (followed by Resurrection Party) Please note the time we begin this evening. This service lasts around 1.5 hours.

It is the most important service of the Church´s Year!

Sun 27 Mar - Easter Day Church Centres´ normal Service times.

All services are celebrations of the Holy Eucharist.

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A classic 1957 Ferrari is set to become the most expensive car to sell at a European auction.

The red 335 Sport Scaglietti will to go under the hammer Friday afternoon in Paris at the Retromobile auction in Paris, with a price estimate of $30-$34 million.

The car is described as “exceptional in every respect” and was raced by some of the world’s greatest racing drivers, including Stirling Moss and Mike Hawthorn. It won the 1958 Cuba Grand Prix and came second in the ill-fated 1957 Mille Miglia, where a crash killed several spectators.

The vehicle has been owned by Ferrari collector, Pierre Bardinon, since 1970 and has been infrequently sighted since.

“Photographs of this car appear in the most important books on the history of the marque. It is rare that a racing car of this caliber has such clear and direct history, without any uncertainty, and with a small number of owners. Such provenance, racing history and historical importance makes this one of the most important Ferrari in the history of motorsport,” Artcurial Motorcars, which will auction the Ferrari, says on its website.

At present, the record for a car sold at a European auction is £19.6 million (then equivalent to $29.7 million). That was set in 2013 by a 1954 Mercedes-Benz W196 Formula 1 racing car at the Bonhams Goodwood Festival of Speed Sale in England. The world record for a car at auction is $38.1million for a Ferrari GTO that sold in the U.S. in August 2014.The record for a car sold to a private buyer is $52 million, also for a Ferrari 250 GTO, according to the Guinness World Records.

However, the market for collectible cars looks uncertain in 2010. January auction sales at Scottsdale — the U.S.’s largest auto auction by volume — fell by 15 percent to $251 million. This was the first drop in sales since 2010.

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The Counsellor

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“To aspire to the stone’s endless destiny. Isn’t that the meaning of adornment? To enhance the beauty of the beloved is to acknowledge both her frailty and the nobility of that frailty.”

Star-studded actors: Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz and of course husband, Javier Bardem, wonderful scenery of Texas and California from the acclaimed writer Cormac McCarthy who made his screenwriting debut here with his wit, dark humour and a nightmarish scenario with graphic images more akin to horror. Well it is an 18 and not suitable for children. McCarthy is seen as one of the greatest American living authors. You may remember “No Country For Old Men” (2007) which left me cold, also starring Bardem as the baddie, Anton Chigurh who embodied pure evil. “The Road” (2009) was just as bleak. McCarthy’s trademark is the frequent use of graphic violence which includes disturbing details and I mean disturbing.

Directed by Ridley Scott (Alien, Blade Runner and Gladiator fame). Scott’s brother committed suicide during filming and the film was dedicated to the memory of Tony Scott. The plot is straightforward and touches on themes connected to morality, love, ambition savagery and man’s greed for power and wealth.

If you are a McCarthy fan you probably belong to an educated, elitist group, lost in translation springs to mind adapting the novel into a screenplay/film. The film isn’t successful in spite of these famous actors, too many things happen behind the scenes and the characters are thrown together to deliver philosophical statements about the nature of mankind, greed or simply, bloodlust, monologues that you might see in Shakespeare, out of place here.

“Greed really takes you to the edge, doesn’t it?” spoken by the Femme Fatale, Malkina, unconvincing as the lover of an eccentric playboy Reiner. Cameron Diaz represents pure evil ; she will kill for drugs equating to wealth. She hires her hitmen of course, indulges in kinky sex with a Ferrari and will stop at nothing to get what she wants. The scene at confession when she tries to turn the young Priest on is creepy. She gets turned on

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by watching her two pet cheetahs chasing jackrabbits in the desert: “ The hunter has grace, beauty and purity of heart to be found nowhere else.” The cheetahs or Malkina herself?

The Counsellor, Fassbender is a lawyer with a beautiful girlfriend, Laura (Penelope Cruz) and he travels to Amsterdam to buy a beautiful diamond ring for his beloved.

We are meant to believe that he aspires to the playboy image and suffers the sin of avarice. Unfortunately, he is naïve and gets involved with Reiner, Westray (Pitt, meant to be the shifty facilitator) and dubious and dangerous business associates in drug trafficking from Mexico to the USA. Very dangerous and risky. He fails to listen to some sensible advice and things turn out really nasty with double dealings and betrayals. This could have been a Greek tragedy. His flaw is his greed to finance his burgeoning lifestyle. A fatal flaw, no less.

Four drums are loaded onto a truck containing 625 kilos of drugs (cocaine) worth about 20 million dollars. In one of them is the decaying corpse of an illegal immigrant, put there as a sick joke.

These barrels of cocaine are hidden in a full sewage tanker but when the vehicle is sabotaged it leaves in its wake plenty of bloody corpses. Se Fue. Reiner, Westray and the Counsellor are on their way down, actually on their way out. “Headless body baffles police.”

If you think this scene is gruesome involving The Green Hornet wait until you see the Bolito in action in the streets of London. It can cut a person’s head off-the wire cuts through the carotid arteries. Not a pleasant sight. Be warned. Mexican cartels had a vicious reputation and a lust for blood and guts.

Monsters are created. McCarthy’s world shows a nihilistic bleakness; it certainly comes across as a bloody tale of betrayal and retribution, it explodes with violence from start to finish. Don’t try counting the dead, mutilated bodies. It’ll give you nightmares.

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T.M.G.S. @ La Finca 10/2/16

La Finca was the choose venue for the 3rd round of our Captain’s Stableford Competition.

This competition is played on 5 different courses throughout the year and the best 3 cards from each player are added together, obviously the highest score wins.

The course was in good condition but the tricky pin placements and some of the tees were back on the white tees so anyone who could break par would have played particularly well.

As it happens only one player managed to score a par 36 points.

In recent months it has been noticed that the greens have become much harder and faster, supposedly this is to help reduce the pitch marks, but what it has done is to make putting an art, as you look down the line, it’s in, no it’s not, yes it is, no it’s not, in the end it comes down to luck!

At this point it’s worth noting that we had €33 in our “2’s” pot and as the putting seemed to be throwing up a few problems, Secretary Joe Dean thought that it must be safer to miss the green on the 3rd and just chip-in for his birdie 2. It was the only 2 of the day.

In the N.T.P. Competition Graham Rickelton was closest on hole 3, Joe Dean on hole 6, Kristin Palsdöttir on hole 13 and Hermes Woerdemann on hole 16. Graham Rickelton also won the visitors category with 33 points.

The Winners of the Silver category were :- 4th John Dursley 32 pts. 3rd Jack Daroszewski 33 pts, 2nd Mick Kennedy on lower handicap with 33 pts.

And the winner of this category was 80 years young Irishman Robbie Ray with 35 pts. In the Gold category: - Cuddly from Dudley, aka as Alan Rickers came 4thwith 30 pts. Alex Alm had the same score but with his lower handicap took 3rd place.

The only Viking in the prizes this week was Sverre Sonesen in 2nd place with 32 pts.

And with the best score of the day Bob Watson took 1st place with 36 pts. Photo:Gold category winners. Forthcoming venues: La Marquesa 17/2, 24/2 Villamartin 2/3 Campoamor.

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ROCKET’S GOLF SOCIETY VISTABELLA GOLF – 9th FEBRUARY 2016 It was back to Vistabella on a bright but chilly February morning but the sun got up to strength and made it a very enjoyable day and a course that is in very good condition and very playable, with greens that held your shots and putts (when hit properly). It was a very good turnout despite an early chilly start and it became shirt sleeve order although ideal day for golf, the scores did not reflect it.

But let’s face it its February RESULTS GOLD CATEGORY 1st Ron Chambers 31 pts 2nd Seamus Martin 27 pts C/B 3rd Mike Freeman 27 pts SILVER CATEGORY 1st

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2nd Rocket Ron 26 pt 3rd Ken Hopkins 25 pts NEAREST PIN Hole 4: Tom Richardson Hole 8: Malcolm

Anderson Hole 15: TITCH LONGEST DRIVE: Ivie Davies Best Guest: Norman Kemp 32 pts So it was back to St James’s Gate for the celebrated munchies, thanks to Martin, and Mandy for their hospitality.

Our next game is at El Plantio Golf on Tuesday 23rd February.

First tee 10:00am so please be there by 09:25 For more information or if you wish to play with arguably the friendliest Golf Society contact Ron Nicholson on 678849142 or email sanmigron@gmail.com Photos: Cat 1: 2nd and 3rd: Seamus Martin and Mike Freeman Cat 2: 2nd and 3rd: Rocket Ron and Ken Hopkins Nearest The Pin Winners:

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CD Thader 4 v. Daya Nueva 0

After a slow start from both sides Daya gifted Thader the opening goal ! Jota's cross field pass was easily intercepted by a home side forward whose shot Danni could only help over the line in the fifth minute. The goal seemed to knock Daya's confidence and their play became very ragged. On twelve minutes a long throw in caused mayhem in the visitors' defence, Danni had to make a good save to push the ball away to safety. Even though Thader were having the lion's share of the ball with just the one goal in it Daya were not quite dead and buried yet. With minutes to go to the break it was 2 - 0 when a Thader player took on and beat three or four Daya defenders to cross to an unmarked colleague who had the easiest of chances from close range to beat a a stranded Danni.

So 2 - 0 at half time and it was difficult to see how the visitors could get back into the game given the dominance the home side had enjoyed in the first half. Just two minutes into the restart Daya conceded a third goal following sloppy defending that allowed a fiercely struck shot to whistle past Danni. It was now damage limitation time as Thader swarmed all over the Daya defence. On fifty five minutes though a chance did fall to the visitors when a rare defensive slip from the home side gave Alberto a chance to shoot but his poorly struck shot was easily saved. Another good chance for the visitors saw Marcos hit a stunning shot that had goal written all over it, only for the keeper to make a fantastic save. The home side attacked immediately forcing a great stop from Danni but as the ball spun towards the goal line Jota somehow just managed to get a foot to it. On sixty eight minutes another thumping shot gave Danni no chance and Thader their fourth goal. Another last ditch clearance by Jota on eighty five minutes prevented a fifth goal as Thader continued their dominance of the game right to the final whistle. So final score 4 - 0 but the gap in class was far greater. Daya Dave Team Sponsor: Segurlab

Despite strong winds, which increased as the rounds progressed, several members managed to post very good Stableford scores for their `Joker` competition at El Plantio on Tuesday, 9th February. Unfortunately for Dave Southwell, a poor return from his two bonus holes prevented him from claiming 1st prize, despite registering a handicap reducing 40 Stableford points and he had to settle for 2nd prize of a bottle of gin – shame.

Nearest the pins – Hole 4 , Gordon Abba : Hole 6 , Ian Craig.

In 3rd Place, Handicap 11 with 41 points – Keith Smith.

In 2nd Place, Handicap 17 with 43 points – Dave Southwell.

In 1st Place, Handicap 8 with 44 points – Dave Swann.

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New Seat Ateca crossover in pictures: Spanish rival for Qashqai SUV

112g/km) Prices, on-sale date Seat will open the order books on Seat.co.uk from 11 February 2016, and the Ateca will roll into dealerships in time for the new 65-registration number plate in September.

No word yet on cost ahead of the Geneva motor show, but insiders vow it’ll be competitively priced against the Qashqai et al. Our best estimate is for sticker prices to kick off from £18-19,000.

It's been a long time coming, but Volkswagen's Spanish outpost has finally jumped aboard the fast-moving crossover bandwagon: meet the new Seat Ateca, named after a Spanish town and due in UK showrooms in September 2016, priced from around £18,500.

That's half a year after its formal debut at the Geneva motor show in March, but they're in no mood to rush this launch. It's a major plank in Barcelona's expansion plans, as it seeks to cast off the shadow cast by super-successful sister brand Skoda: the Ateca is Seat's first fully fledged SUV (barring curios such as the Altea 4Track we last drove in 2007) http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/ It’s aimed squarely at the likes of the Hyundai Tucson, Kia Sportage and the market-leading Nissan Qashqai. Despite being shorter than Nissan’s pioneering family crossover, the Seat has a considerably bigger boot at over 500 litres, the company claims.

Ateca: the key to unlock future Seat growth No surprises for guessing why this car is so important. Chairman Luca de Meo predicts the crossover segment will grow by a further 25% in western Europe: this additional model stretches the brand into more family-friendly niches - perfect for those trading up from a Leon hatchback.

And the car will be followed by a smaller SUV, based on the forthcoming VW Polo-based Juke rival being cooked up in secret test labs of Wolfsburg, as well as a larger off-roader Based on a platform related to that underpinning the new ENGLISH VW Tiguan, the Ateca harnesses the power of the Volkswagen AND mothership’s MQB architecture, here dubbed MQB-A1. That means that most models will be front-wheel drive, but the 4Drive badge engine with 113bhp. The most powerful model boasts a brawnier, SPANISH on the car pictured in our photo gallery signifies that a Haldex part- more Cupra-esque 187bhp. Both 1.6 and 2.0 diesel engines will be offered, the latter with the option of 4wd (badged 4Drive). time 4wd system is available on higher-spec diesels.

It’s clearly not going to challenge a Land Rover Discovery Sport Key stats are: for off-roading class honours, but the torque-shuffling, all-wheel- CO2 emissions From 112-141g/km drive ability means it can scramble out of a gymkhana mudbath Claimed average fuel economy 47-66mpg and up a snowy drive with minimum drama, vows Seat R&D chief Petrol engines 113bhp 1.0, 148bhp 1.4 (CO2 from 123g/km) Matthias Rabe.

He also told CAR that the Ateca could easily adopt a hybrid Diesel engines 113bhp 1.6, 148bhp or 187bhp 2.0 (CO2 from powertrain in future, although there are no current plans to launch this technology.

Gadgets, features and spec That MQB foundation brings a host of clever-clogs equipment: cameras to check behind you and to the side LOS DOLSES S.L when ignoring the Highway Code and reversing out onto a main road; a bird’s-eye view panoramic camera; footwaggle-to-open electric tailgates for mums in a rush; and wireless charging of suitably specced mobile phones BEST There’s no denying the familiarity of the Golf/Octavia/ PRICES A3/Leon-alike interior (or exterior, for that matter). But PAID CARS FOR CASH that’s the price you pay for leveraging group scales of economy. Both Seat and Skoda are piggybacking the Call Spencer on 637 090 665 Tiguan for quick-fix SUVs to plug gaping holes in their MECHANIC WORKSHOP product portfolios.

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Tuesday Night Trios

Ten Pin Bowling League.

Performance of the week must go to Las Guapas, Suzanne Cleremans 200 scr /250hdc game, 613series, Anita Roels 600hdc series ,Alberte Hubert 592hdc series helping them to a 6-2 win , over second placed Right Move Insurance, Team Finland extended their slender lead at the top of the table , with a 6-2 win over Cruiserz thanks to a KeijoLiikanen 612hdc series, Cruiserz taking the middle game , Inga – LillSoderstrom top scoring with a 575 series. Splash continued to maintain the pressure on the top two teams with a 6-2 win over Caballo Negro, Diego Monoz top scoring for Splash with

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a 574hdc series. Mixers Sun Set Beach remain in fourth position after another 6-2 win over B T 2 , despite a Werner Koninckx 629hdc series for B T 2, Mixers Kjell Monsen posting a 248scr game in a 610scr series. Split Happens took the first two games against The Dreamers, Neil Pipkin a 602hdc series for Split Happens, but Pete Ward 557, Rod Day 571 and Don Galley 552, hit back in the last game to snatch a draw , taking the overall pinfall by a single pin, thanks to two strikes by Don in the final frame of the match. Right Move Insurance slipped two places, losing 6-2 to Los Bandidos.

Juan’s Warriors remain in a two way battle at the foot of the table with The Dreamers

Quesada Golf Society

Last Wednesday the Society made the short journey to the “Lost City” otherwise known as Entre Naranjos where Vistabella Golf Course is situated. The 11 hole course was in good condition. The course is not overly long with the main challenges presented by the course being the large number of bunkers and the undulating greens which on the day were slick and fast. What was visible from the course was the work going on to extend the course to 18 holes which is good news.

Should be ready for play by this time next year. The weather on the day was perfect with only a very light breeze.

The turn-out was a bit on the low side with 17 golfers contesting an individual stableford competition. The scores were low with nobody coming in with 30 points or more. The winner on the day was “Diddy” Dave Winchcombe with 29

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points who beat his best mate Brummie boy Ray Lee on C/B. They always have a side bet but neither took the money as they ended all square. In 3rd place with 27 points was Man Utd fan and not the West Ham Utd legend by the same name, Tom Taylor, who pipped 4th placed recently joined member David Trotman on C/B. The Nearest the Pin winners, who each went home with a bottle of wine were Dave Winchcombe, Tony Forbes, “Wild” Bill Acton, and Tom Taylor with two. Well done Tom you certainly had a good day. The 2´s pot was taken by John Featherstone who returned home with a fistful of euro´s.

The scratch-card was won by Tony Forbes with Bournemouth.

After the game the players returned to the society base at the Quesada Country Club for the presentations, a drink or two and a tasty hot and cold buffet kindly provided by mine hosts.

The club has recently undergone refurbishment and is now bright and airy and well worth a visit.

The next society game is on Wednesday 24 February at, what many golfers consider to be the best golf course around here, Las Colinas.

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Lime bar Golf Society Los Altos, Orihuela Costa Pat Creegan

The Golf societies' venue for the 10th February 2016 was held at Font Del Llop Golf Course.

Twenty-nine members teed off on a pleasant sunny morning. The course was in excellent order and the conditions initially allowed it to be played well. However, very strong winds developed later which hampered a number of players.

The competition was in the Stableford format and the scores recorded are as follows: Nearest the pin on the 3rd hole was Pat Creegan Nearest the pin on the 8th hole was Les Thwaites Nearest the pin on the 12th hole was Les Thwaites Nearest the pin on the 16th hole was Alun Hewitt Nearest the pin on the 17th Hole was

Best guest was Keith Wood with a score of 13 points Silver Class in 3rd place was Nev. Greenwood with a score of 27 points Silver Class in 2nd place was Dave Railton with a score of 27 points (on countback) Silver Class in 1st place was Pat Creegan with a score of 29 points Gold Class in 3rd place was Bill Denne with a score of 27 points Gold Class in 2nd place was Les Henderson with a score of 29 points Gold Class in 1st place was Ken Farrow with a score of 34 points A very enjoyable days' golf in pleasant company, thanks to the committee for organising the event and the LimeBar staff for providing the meal, also to the ladies for selling the football draw.

It was sadly announced that our Chairman Tony Jones Mother has passed away. Condolences were observed and our sympathy and thoughts are offered to him and his family at this sad time.

Sent from Mail for Windows 10 to the ladies for selling the football draw.

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Los Amigos Golf Society; February 2016 competition

In a galaxy far, far away, ‘The Federations’ Golf Club (good) at Paraleja invited the ‘New Republic’ aka Los Amigos Golf Society (v good) to do battle on their course (quite good). At the dead of night and guided only by the distant light of the Death Star (v bad) 40 intrepid rebels (good) set off at light speed for a distant land.

Unfortunately the ‘First Order’ (bad) had got there first and had sabotaged the course with magnetic sand traps, boggy fairways and had their own double agent caterers in place. Unbeknown, Fred Harvey unwittingly placed his own ‘First Order’ of coffee and bacon butties for himself and his playing partners, believing these had been provided by the New Republic (good). He was astonished as one of the disguised Storm Troopers (bad) presented him with a bill for €24 (v bad...

but funny!) With light sabres at the ready, battle commenced at the rising of the sun and it turned out to be a wonderful day for combat. It would appear that one of the rebels, Keith Collins (good..ish) aka dolly dealer n°2, was playing with a ball that closely resembled ‘droid BB8 (very good) as it seemed able to find its own way into the hole for not one but two birdies (suspicious). Keith has since been tarred and feathered to resemble one of his birdies (very bad).

As always the battle was close; in division 1, Peter Coupland (v good) won on count-back from Geoff Ewins (also v good). In division 2 Dave Gautier (exceptionally good) won with a score of 36 points to become the clear winner. In Division 3, Eddy Spong (v good) won with 27 points, winning on countback from Rob Jowett.

The Nearest the Pin winners were; Hole 2; Dave Pugh 9.2 metres, Hole 7; Fred Harvey 5.85 metres, Hole 9; Neil Macfarlane 12.5 metres, Hole 12; Alan Benton 7.56 metres and Hole 16; Dave Gautier 5.1 metres.

The Final Prize of the evening was a free draw for all members attending the Presentation Evening.

A voucher, donated in lieu of the Captain's Green Fees, for a round of golf plus buggy for two players was won by Alan Benton.

Another brilliant day and yet another excellent presentation evening the following night at the always welcoming Black Bull, Camposol. With the Death Star destroyed, all Storm Troopers vanquished and only a handful of members still chewing ‘baccy’ (get it?), this was another great day for Los amigos Golf Society aka The New Republic.

Playa Flamenca Walking Football Tournament Friday 4th March 2016 10am-5pm Playa Flamenca Sports Center (CDM) On Thursday 11th February Eurogolf played a Greensomes format which means 2 players Tee off then they decide which drive to take then continue with alternate shots. The winners with an incredible score of 45 points were the team of George McCallum and Maralyn Eckersall 2nd were Robin Richards and Alan Venables with 44 points and 3rd were Pino Perito and Lorraine Walker on 43 points. NTP´s 5th David Blanchette 11th Ray Porter 15th Keith Wright 17t6h Ian Stewart.

Football draw John Hill TUESDAY TOFFS On Tuesday 9th February nearly 60 players took part in the weekly stableford competition at La Marquesa.

The results were Cat 1 1st Paul manning 38 2nd Keith Wright 33 Cat 2 1st Bob Shorley 34 2nd Gloria Manning 34 Cat 3 1st Mary Sanderson 35 2nd Ray porter 34 Cat 4 1st Gill Gordon 36 2nd Chris Stanley 35 Overall winner with an impressive 38 points Paul Manning. NTP´s 5th Keith Wright 11th David Gregson 15th Ken Enever 17th Ian Pegg. Football draw Ian Stewart, Joy Gray, Keith Wright and Bill Martin

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