The Puckwick Papers

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The Puckwick Papers an Upstart Publication founded 2002

12th August - 10th September 2011

Courtyard, Schönes Haus, Nadelberg 6

Midsummer Manor August and September 2011 The latest Royal news and features, brought exclusively to you by the Puckwick Papers.

Hippolyta’s Wedding Dress Who will she wear? The winner of the most anticipated contest of the year is announced this weekend. The winning designer is revealed exclusively here, in the Puckwick Papers.

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Hoary headed frosts fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose! New research reveals that recent changes in the weather are apparently not due to global warming but are a knock-on effect of a marital spat in the fairy world.

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The Royal Wedding

Theseus, Duke of Athens and Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons finally to be wed

Spotted Stars of ‘A Simple Life’ shopping at the ‘Not so simple’ boutique Gorgeous girls and full-time socialites Hermia, Egeus’ daughter and Helena, daughter of Nedar were seen leaving the fashionable boutique last night, heavily laden with bags much to the annoyance of Helena’s poor pet pooch. Economic crisis in Greece?

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Wedding preparaions are afoot all over Midsummer, not only at the Manor House but also in the town; tinker, tailer, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief have all invaded the town. All manner of thespians can be spotted practising their bid to perform at Court on the occasion of the Royal Wedding. It’s a regular hustle and bustle. The streets are being decorated with flowers and new lights, and Pat à Cake, confiseur to the Duke is struggling to

keep the design of the wedding cake secret. Robin Starveling, a local tailor, is rumoured to have accepted the RFP and pitched for the position of royal dressmaker. Snug the Joiner noted his disappointment that he wasn’t behind the matchmaking, whilst Oberon has sent his best wishes to the royal couple all the way from India - though he is expected to return in time for the wedding. Titania was unavailable for comment.


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