Volume 31. issue 16 Mav 12. 1995
SouthwordS
Maine South H.S. Park Ridge. IL
Footloose and fancy free by Heather Anichini "Footloose," the Celebration '95 postprom party will be held from 12:30-6:00a.m. on May 21 at the Dhnois Center in downtown Chicago. The party is for all seniors, whether they attend prom or not. Students who choose to attend will board buses leaving from Maine South at 12:30a.m. When they arrive at the Center they will be treated to entertainment including a climbing wall, two swimming pools, a travelling magician, two caricature artists, a DJ, karaoke and sumo wrestling. Throughout the evening, prizes will be raffled off to those in attendance, such as a 15" color TV, a $100 gift certificate to United Audio Centers and a cruise for two on the Spirit of Chicago. The early morning hours will feature a buffet style breakfast.
Student Council president Kevin O'Neill and class president Dan Panattoni present the "Top Ten Reasons to Attend 'Footloose:'" 10. The Illinois Center has been declared an O.J. Free Zone 9. Entertainment includes padded sumo wresding, a magician, hourly badminton demonstrations, and for everyone- cow tipping. 8. The thrill of switching around the letters in "Celebration" to spell "bra let icon." 7. It's pure chewing satisfaction. Food this year will include miles of all-y ou-can-eat subs and gallons of all-you-can-drink soda. 6. This year will feature stupid parapro tricks. 5. The math team will calculate the length of a bungy cord needed to enable a person to jump from the top of the climbing wall and come within 1/4 of an inch of the ground. Dr.
Cachur will test the calculations. Should the team be off, it will recalculate and Mr. Adamo will take the plunge. 4. Not only is the Illinois Center a block off the magnificent mile; it's 23 more magnificent miles away from Action Ridge. 3. Originally the price was S250, but you have grown on us so we've lowered it to an insane $15. 2. If someone else from Maine South gets to the White House, you can honestly say you spent the night with them. 1. The chance to see Officer Francis slow dancing with his walkie-talkie. Any senior interested in attending the event can purchase his or her ticket for $ 15 at the Celebration table outside the cafeteria. All those attending must bring their ticket and a signed permission slip in order to board the bus.
Phe best of times and the worst of times by Steve Zibrat The A.P. Hawks have returned from the National Constitution Competition in Washington, D.C. For two days, the Hawks made oral presentations and fielded questions about Constitutional issues ranging from the right to bear arms to the rights of the accused to the philosophy of the founding fathers. Each of the panels of three judges was complementary of the presentations and suggested other questions to consider in the future. Although the Hawks did not make the list of the top ten teams in the nation, one of the units received special recognition as the best Unit 1 in the nation. Coach Patton Feichter said that this "is the best team that I've ever had. The disapointment felt by the team seemed to inspire closeness." Team member Devan Patel agreed. "The initial disappointment brought the team much closer together than any victory would have. After awhile, though, we realized that there was no disappointment at all. We may not ^ ^ / e proven how good we are to Maine South, ^OTt we did prove it to ourselves. This really is all that matters. Besides," he said, "it was worth it to see Feichter crowd-surf." In addition to the competition itself, the
team took advantage of special meetings and tours arranged by Feichter. The Hawks met with Hillary Clinton at the White House where she shared with them her views on education as well as some of her memories from her time at Maine South. "There was a nervous buzz in the room before she came in, but it was cool to actually talk with her," team member Jenny Sass said. Shortly before they returned home, the Hawks also met with Abner Mikvah, counsel
to the President, who answered questions regarding Constitutional rights and the President's proposed bills to combat terrorism. The team took special tours of the White House, the State Department and the Capitol, with the last being led by a historian specializing in the building. Six of the Hawks, one member from each unit, also had a chance to appear on television with Congressman Henry Hyde.