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ENTERTAINMENT Rush^STaii brings fans to dieir feet

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NEWS SEPTEMBER

21, 2007 • VOL. 44, No. 1

Citizens speak out at board of ed. meeting despite serious budget problems. They found it "outrageous" and "shamefiil" that District 207 maintains such a high surplus and is resorting to cuts in the release periods.

Laurie McGowan, the sponsor of "The The 2007-2008 school year was supposed Westerner" at to bring with it a new teachers' contract, but Maine West, also the MTA and school rebutted the Board board are still trying by listing off the to compromise, even numerous schools without a new contract. that in fact did have With the changes in release periods, the dynamics among finally ending with extracurricular the question, "To activities, academics which districts are and the pending you comparing us?" negotiations between Then there the Maine Teachers' were the students.

Association (MTA) Dozens shared and Board, this school their thoughts, year has had an yet, with the eventful start. entire "Westerner" editorial staff The pressing issue behind her, Maggie that has students and Mueller voiced the staff concerned is collective thoughts regarding the nonof many in a critical academic periods that address to the Board. sponsors for Student People spoke on Council, Hawk Pride, behalf of Hawk yearbook, and the photo by Kelsey Grandi Pride, yearbook. student newspaper have lost. Sponsors Concerned citizens, students and staff listen to a presentation by the Board at the Communications newspaper, and student council as for these activities no Session on Monday, September 10. well. longer have a nonAt the end, academic period to Bustos, this time as a tax-paying citizen, work with these organizations. Instead, all schools."

She addressed the fact that there would acclaimed the Board for being so open and sponsors will be teaching one extra academic be no teacher strike despite the lack of a forthcoming with information. class in its place.

The alternative to the reinstatement of these The period that had been set aside for contract and then went on to talk of the noncollaboration between sponsors and students academic release periods. She credited their release periods are newspaper, yearbook, etc. has been dissolved, saving the District 1.04 prior existence as a necessity to keep teachers classes to be taken for credit, yet this would million dollars over the next four years, despite the low attendance numbers of the not be able to happen until next school year.

Throughout the summer, the School Board according to the school board. This equates past. However, now that enrollment is up, to 260,000 dollars a year for all three schools having sponsors teach one extra period a day, has sent letters to parents commenting on the combined to have this time. This cut comes she says, will give more students (as many as situation of the contracts, where the phrase with the news that the District has a surplus of 400) an opportunity to benefit from them. She "teacher strike" has been uttered more than over 100 million dollars currently, according compared Maine Township to other districts once.

The MTA currently is functioning under to former teacher and District 207 resident, and concluded that no other district had the same extent of benefits. the previous Collective Bargaining Agreement Sandy Deines.

The response of the high turnout at the until new contract can be settled upon.

These issues came to a boil at last week's At this point, the issues of salary, insurance, communications session at the Board Meeting, meeting was empowered, inquisitive, and on Monday, September 10. The Board chose emotional. Several staff members, including retirement, benefits, and language issues all to address some conmion questions with a Krista Clarke from Maine South, compared the need to be addressed and settled upon before PowerPoint presentation presented by Board struggle and tax increases with the referendum any manageable agreement can be reached. parents of District 64 went through in order to No progress was made over the summer on Member Marijo Bustos.

She reiterated several times that no cuts raise enough funds for art and music programs any of these issues.

by Meghan O 'Keefe

were being made to any extracurricular activities and called these claims "'completely false." The Board stated that their '"goal is to strengthen the extracurricular programs and to increase student participation at all three high

NEWS SEPTEMBER

21, 2007 • VOL. 44, No. 1

Changes to the new teenage driving law

by Courtney O 'Keefe

years old, but this will be changed to include seventeen-year-olds.

Curfew times will be changed for weekdays from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. and changed from midnight to 11 p.m. on weekends.

Jesse White hopes that the outcome of this law will help change the statistics of teenage

Last year, over 151 fatal crashes involving teenagers occurred in Illinois. This number was too high for Secretary Jesse White.

In response, he proposed the Senate Bill 172, also know as Jesse White's Teen Driving Bill.

"This law will not only make Illinois' teen driving program one of the strongest in the nation, but more importantly, it will save lives," said White.

With this new bill, the state photo courtesy of www.mchs.wabash.ki2.il n'^ now requires Teenagers will be spending more time behind the wheel with an adult. new drivers to have their permits for nine months (instead of three) with an adult fatal crashes.

"Recent studies have shown that the most over the age of twenty-one in the car who has comprehensive Graduated Driver License had their license for over a year.

The teen driving bill will also increase programs can reduce traffic fatalities for 16the amount of time teens are unable to have year-old drivers by as much as 21 percent," more than one passenger in the car other than White said. siblings and adults over the age of 20. Instead The SB 172 will become effective Januar\ of only six months, it will be increased to a 1 with the exception having six hours of year. certified driving, which will be in effect July If the passenger law is violated, instead of 1.

Hopefully this bill with make the drivers the driver getting a ticket, every passenger in of tomorrow become more experienced and the vehicle will now be ticketed.

With increased permit times, the state has more aware on the road. Car crashes are the also decided to increase the time you need to number-one cause of teen death in the United have with a certified driving instructor. One States. must have up to six hours of actual on-theBecause of this, the State of Illinois is street driving. taking action now before its too late for the The bill will affect curfew as well. Currently, next one thousand teenagers who are killed in the curfew law extends to drivers up to sixteen collisions every year.

Idaho senator paying for mishap

by Samantha Yee Senator Larry Craig had pled guilty to an airport sex sting operation and was planning on resigning from the Senate.

Now, the Senator who had the "intent to resign from the Senate eflfective September 30," is reconsidering his statement and may change his plea to not guilty in this case.

Mr. Craig has hired lawyers to help him prove that • • • • • • • • he made a mistake in "Should he be pleading guilty. He cleared, he may, would like .

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to plead his emphasize may, not innocence. resign.

Many -Dan Whiting, say that Craig's Senator Craig actions will Spokesman negatively reflect upon g j ^ i ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ H H M g H H H B i ^ M the Senate and that he should reconsider his renewed statements.

The U.S. Senate Select Committee on Ethics, a bi-partisan group of three Democrats and three Republicans, has been receiving complaints on Craig's public behavior. A complaint is that he is discrediting United States Senate.

Craig had been charged with improper conduct in an airport bathroom. Craig allegedly made obscene hand gestures under the partition between two stalls.

Craig later stated that he was, "'reaching for toilet paper underneath the partition."

Iimocent or not, Craig has paid a fine for his ethics and misdemeanor charges.

His spokesman. Dan Whiting, is attempting to fight the demand of his withdrawl, and says that, "should he be cleared, he may, and 1 emphasize may, not resign."

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EATURES SEPTEMBER

21, 2007 • VOL. 44, No. 1

China-bound Superstar

by Bess Featherstone

opportunity to attend nation-wide competitions which gives them a chance to compete with After 22 years at Elk Grove Gymnastics other states' Special Olympic teams.

School, 28-year-old Marc Janovics has qualified "I love just being with the kids because to be one of the 11 athletes from Illinois to go to they treat you like they're your friends, not the 2007 Special Olympic Games in Shanghai, your coach, so it is very fun and rewarding," China. said Burke.

Janovics is enrolled in Elk In addition to the peer Grove's Superstar Gymnastics coaches, Patty Hermann and Team for mentally challenged Glen Marks are the heads of the gymnasts. This will be the sixth program. Marks is the owner year of the Superstar program of Elk Grove Gymnastics and that has already sent two other will be accompanying Janovics, gymnasts to the world Special along with his family, to China Olympics, one of whom previously this October for the World went to Maine South.

Summer Games.

Enrolled in the program are Janovics is ranked number about 60 athletes, ranging from one in the country and will u of www.Hso.org ages six to 40. These athletes participate in gymnastics, crossare coached by about 40 peer Janovics'dedication to country skiing, and bowling. He gymnastics will bring him coaches. has been a Special Olympics Quite a few of these coaches to China this October. athlete for 19 years and is one are from Park Ridge, including of the 2.5 million people served two from Maine South: alumna Danielle through this program.

Tourtillott and sophomore Sandy Burke.

The Special Olympics is a non-profit Burke has been coaching for four years and organization that serves athletes ages eight and now helps coach level three girls twice a week up with intellectual disabilities, like Janovics, by working on their gymnastics skills and who is a Downs Syndrome patient. training them for competitions.

The Special Olympics was first started in In addition to weekly practices, every 1962 as a day camp run by Eunice Kennedy summer, the gymnasts and their coaches are Shriver. Shiver wanted to give people with invited to go to a week-long Superstars camp intellectual disabilities the same opportunities where they learn new skills and boost the as others. Her camp eventually expanded to be gymnasts' confidence. nationwide and had its first International Special Gymnasts and coaches are also given the Olympics in 1968 in Chicago at Soldier Field.

Conservative Forum in action

by Daniel Hejza Are you interested in learning about important issues? The effects of raising minimum wage? The War on Terror? Or simply the difference between a Democrat and Republican? Do you advocate traditional American values or have a strong sense of patriotism? Maine South will finally have an organization to serve this purpose: the Maine South Conservative Forum will raise awareness about important issues and events that many students may not be informed of.

The Maine South Conservative Forum (MSCF) is committed to promoting the ideals of individual freedom, a strong national defense.

free enterprise, and traditional American values on the Maine Township South High School campus through lectures, debates, forums, and events as well as to educating the Maine South community on ciurent issues by providing opportunities to become involved in conservative politics and activities.

The Maine South Conservative Forum was a p p r o v e d by the Maine South Executive Committee and the Board of Education on Monday, September 10.

The MSCF plans on greatly broadening the ideas, beliefs, and opinions that Maine South students are exposed to and will diversify the campus.

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Presently, the program offers year-round services and competition in 30 types of sports, including tennis and soccer. Participants learn to develop better motor skills and self confidence.

The Summer Games will be held from October 2 to the 11, and all of Elk Grove Gymnastics is expecting great things from Janovics.

When asked how she would describe Janovics, Biu^ke said, "Mark is very hardworking and is determined to win a gold medal in China coming up in October."

If you or someone you know is interested in competing or volunteering for the Special Olympics, call (309) 888-2551 or visit www. soill.org for more information.

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Michael Coyne Meghan O'Keefe News Editors Erin Klein Nicky Priovolos Features Editors Bess Featherstone Jacqueline O'Reilly Entertainment Editors Tom Berg Katrina Underwood Xander Tapling Commentary Editors Courtney Vinopal Thomas Joyce Sports Editors Patrick Mirski Josh Sissman Production Editor Photographers Kelsey Grandi Ted Sherbin Chelsea Zivkovic Leah Artwick Staff Artists Gina Tingas Kevin Verre Mr. EUefson Advisors Mr. Stathakis

5 Maine South goes to Germany FEATURES

5EPTEMBER 2 1 , 2007 • VOL. 4 4 , N o . 1

hy Craig Hoffman

same room for most of the day while teachers liters of Coke, not to mention the two liters On June 14, 2007, 30 Maine South High move from class to class. At the start of class, of Evian water he usually drank. Germans School students and their teachers left Park all of the students stand and say "Hallo" and don't normally drink flat water like we do, Ridge for the trip of a lifetime. After taking the their teacher's name, then sit down. All of their though; they drink carbonated water. After all eight-hour plane ride to Frankfurt, Germany, classes are done by 1:00 pm, but on certain of this food every day plus the normal, large the group had a two-hour bus ride to the city days the students return to school at 3:00 for dinner and breakfast, one would think that the of Karlsruhe, thus starting their German students would've gained 25 pounds exchange. Every other fall, a group of while there. But considering all the German smdents comes to the US and walking, the students got in Germany, stays with students from Maine South. there was no need to worry about The following summer, the Maine South weight gain. students stay with the German students.

Unlike America, Germans rarely This exchange has been in place for use a car. They walk, ride a bike, or the past fifteen years. The American take public transportation. The Maine teachers plan what the Germans will do South students got more exercise on in the Chicagoland area, and vice versa their 12-day vacation than they ever for when the Americans are in Germany. did at home. The Mine South students The trip to Germany was described decided that the walking and biking as unbelievable. Students experienced a was their least favorite part of the trip. way of life completely different from that To to students' disappointment, none of Park Ridge. They went sight seeing of the host kids could drive because during the days while their German the German driving age is eighteen.

Maine South students visited Germany this summer. exchange partners were attending class.

However, even if they could have They actually only went to class for three of PE. driven, they probably wouldn't have. The gas the 12 days that the Maine South students The Maine South students found German price converted to American dollars is about were there; they spent the remaining days at a eating habits exceedingly surprising. The 7.50 dollars a gallon. job internship. During this time, Maine South host families prepared huge meals for their The Maine South students say that Germany students participated in typical American visitors. Most Americans think that we eat was completely different than Park Ridge. tourist activities. They saw several castles and more food here in America and that's why There was beautiful scenery everywhere they also what they described as an awe-inspiring we are the most obese country in the world. went, and the country, overall, was amazing. cathedral.

Based on what the Maine South students saw, Strong friendships were made between Maine The German school is completely different this cannot be entirely true. For the day trips, South and German students. They still kept in from Maine South. The classes are set up like one host family packed an entire backpack full contact with each other and are there is already college courses, and the students only go to of food for its guest. They gave him a whole talk of visiting each other again. Clearly, this certain classes a day. They also have the same package of cookies, two sandwiches, an apple, is a trip that the Maine South students and the kids in most of their classes and stay in the a plum, candy, small German snacks and two Germans host kids will never forget.

Conservative Forum Continued The Maine South Conservative Forum and its members are dedicated to ensuring that Maine South properly recognizes the victims of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. The group's first major undertaking is the 9/11 Never Forget Memorial, in coordination with Young America's Foundation.

Each year, the MSCF will establish a September 11 memorial, consisting of 2,977 American Flags - each representing an innocent American murdered by Islamic jihadists to ensure that students never forget what the United States had to endure and what it is still fighting. There will also be a school-wide moment of silence at 9:11 a.m. on September 11 each year to honor those lives lost.

The MSCF will routinely host a forum for

discussing current events, issues/topics, and the conservative viewpoint in relation to them. The MSCF is also planning to sponsor on-campus debates between other students and groups, to host speakers on campus, and to expose Maine South students to important issues they might not otherwise be aware of. The MSCF welcomes anyone interested in becoming more informed about important issues that affect every person living in America. Most importantly, the MSCF will serve as the foundation for patriotism exhibited on campus.

The MSCF's much-appreciated sponsor is Mr. McArthur, who agreed to reserve his room for this mainly student-lead initiative.

The Forum's officers are as follows: Daniel Hejza [Founder/Chairman], Zach Swanson

[Vice Chairman], Mark Huber [Chief of Staff], Erich Hartfelder [Treasurer], Gina Jenero [Director of Communications], Vince Dosev [Director of Campus Affairs], and Louis Schmitt [Webmaster]. Any interested in joining the Maine South concervative Forum should get in contact with any of the officers, Mr. McArthur, and listen for announcements pertaining to future meetings. The Maine South Conservative Forum welcomes all members who embrace traditional American values, advocate conservative principles, or whose loyalties are to the Republican Party. Everyone is encouraged to attend informative seminars, debates, or discussions that will be held in the future. The MSCF will be active, so keep posted for future meetings.

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EATURES SEPTEMBER 21,

2007 • VOL. 44, No. 1

New Celebritiny for the Shedd Aquarium

By Joanna Made] The world's most famous celebrities are not always actresses. They can also be animals, such as Knut, the little polar bear in Germany that stole the hearts of the masses around the globe. Now, Chicago has its own animal superstar.

A male beluga whale was bom on Thursday, August 16 at 2:42 a.m. at the Shedd Aquarium.

The calf is more than 100 pounds, but that's nothing compared to the 1,200 pounds he's expected to grow to. The little whale is perfectly healthy, and, of course, perfectly cute.

The Shedd Aquarium takes pride in its Oceanarium. The variety of the animals and the shows is overwhelming, but the birth of this beluga is sure to stand out. It's not everyday that we get to hear about and monitor the life of a creation like the beluga.

The birth process was short. There were no complications, and both the calf and the mom are in good health condition.

The calf is being taken care of by the trainers of the aquarium. The first of its basic

"milestones," such as getting above the water to catch breath, have been accomplished.

These are essential to the calf's development and health. According to the Shedd Aquariimi website, "Getting used to new objects — and learning to play! — are all milestones in the calf's development."

But the calf's teaching doesn't only require time, patience, and trainers; the little whale also learns a lot from its mom, Mauyak.

Roger Germann, the Director of Public Relations at the Shedd Aquarium, says, "... the calf learns how to mimic natural behaviors from his mom. Everything from learning how to rest while swimming to trusting the trainers and interacting with them, Mauyak is a great role model."

Mauyak is an experienced mother too. She had Quannik in 2000, who was moved to Pt. Defiance Zoo and Aquarium in Tacoma, WA. She is the best and most caring mother the new whale could ask for.

Some may be against keeping these animals in captivity, and they might think that they're being forced to be the aquariums pets

for display. But keeping the animals in captivity has its benefits.

According to Germann, "The information we learn about these animals in our care is valuable to their survival. For instance, nobody knew the gestation period of a beluga whale until places like Shedd took in these amazing animals. What we've learned has helped their counterparts in the wild immensely. As for their lifespan and care - again, they live in the best water, get the best food possible, do not have predators, receive top veterinary care, and the care they receive from our animal care staff is second to none."

The aquarium is definitely not ignoring the living creatures. They are safer there too, as they would have to deal with predators such as polar bears if living in the wild.

Since the whale was just bom, it can't be introduced to the public yet. As Mr. Germann says, "The Oceanarium is still open to the public and our dolphin shows continue. However, the areas where the belugas live and the calf was bom is closed. It will be at least another month before it is reof)ened. We want to make sure mom and calf are doing well. That's our top priority."

Updated Language Lab is a success

by Devin Beaugureau Almost 14 long years of using old-fashioned equipment in Maine South's language lab ended this summer when new lab equipment was finally installed. It was a two-year process, starting with finding what was needed, and what kind of software was out there, and installing the system into the three District 207 schools.

But it was all worth it, considering that the last time the district installed new equipment was in 1994.

District 207 tried to maintain its lab throughout the years but the old lab equipment was reaching its end. It got to the point that fixing the lab stations was impossible. The lab was no longer functional. The technology was old, breaking down, and could no longer be replaced. Sony even sold off all the oncereplaceable parts, so the district couldn't even repair things that needed to be fixed. On top of that, the person who used to repair the language labs has retired and a new repairman would not know how to fix such an old system.

After about twelve years of dealing with the broken equipment, Foreign Language department chair Susan Kramer decided to

begin researching new software. The old software used tapes and cassettes to record things and now it was time to get something more "21 st-century."

It was decided to invest in a digital system, along with new keyboards, mice, monitors, and lab equipment. Getting new equipment wasn't the end—the Foreign Language department installed new labs in all three District 207 schools. On top of that, the foreign language teachers fi'om each school had to be trained this past summer so that they knew how to use the sometimes-tricky new equipment.

Both teachers and students are still struggling to learn how to use the new equipment. Although the teachers did leam the basics to using the new system over the summer, they are used to being pros with the old system, and it gets fioistrating to start at square one again. Even though most foreign language classes are more than accustomed to using a language lab, they ended up having to spend an entire period trying to get used to the new equipment.

But it will all be worth it at the end: the new system allows people to do all sorts of neat

things including watch a film on the computers while the teacher asks questions on the screens.

The new headset systems are also improved.

One can talk in merely a whisper and still be connected to all of their twenty-plus classmates and teachers.

But that's not all: now there is "text chatting" on the computers to coimect students even more.

Keep in mind that when using this new feature to talk with friends in class, every word that is said or typed can be recorded or printed out by the teacher, who might not be as excited about your gossip as your friend is.

Although the new equipment is rather conftising for both students and teachers, most are greatly impressed by the new foreign language lab. "It's really cool. It's a lot cooler than the other one. With this one, you can text people and record what your teacher is saying," says Mike Cummins.

Most students agree. This new addition to District 207 schools" language labs turned out to be a success, and hopefully it will continue to impress the teachers and students and make a positive impact on learning different languages here at Maine South and all District 207 schools.

ENTERTAINMENT SEPTEMBER

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*Superbad': Super Awesome Coming This Autumn:

by Sltf\'en Wear

Selh's past problem of obsessively drawing male genitalia, but overall the conversations held in the movie are not out of car shot in the halls of Maine South.

This movie leaves little room for improvement: however, it fails to take into account the female perspective. It is not really said in the movie how Seth and Evan are thought of by giris in their grade which may or may not have added a little something to the movie. This movie allows for a glimpse at the bizarre from a normal life. Although Seth and Evan could be siiid to be typical seniors in high school, not every high-scho<.iler ends up singing 'These Eyes" by The Guess Who in the middle of nowhere, with an audience crying, singing

Take caution when seeing this movie because it will blow your mind. It is by far the best movie this year "Superbad" is the stor)' of two best friends and how their plan to gel booze and girls goes bad —Super bad. This synopsis sounds like so many other movies such as '"American Pie" and even similar lo "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle." Where "Superbad" differs from other movies of a similar plot is thai it is about as real as it gets. The conversiHions held between Seth and Evan, the two main characters, are conversations that can be heard everyday within the halls of Maine South, or any high SCIKWI for that matter.

The movie starts off with a t«ni»ffiiwti«MMM(Mi«iiMMi;in:„ the bass line. What makes this technicolor, silhouette dance movie great is that you arc able sequence between Seth (Jonah lo relate to it and yet get to see Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) things that would only happen while the beginning credits in a movie. play. This opening sequence "Supcrbad's" tremendous basically sets the mcxxl for the reviews can mostly beexplained rest of the movie — bizarre, but by one key factor to the movie: hilarious. Seth and Michael are McLovin. Ridiculous in every two socially-inept teenagers aspect imaginable, McLovin Hearing the end of their has become a cult icon. The senior year of high school.

2.S-year old Hawaiian organ Their problem of having donor has made his name onto no girlfriends is seemingly merchandise and Facebook answered when Seth receives groups across the nation. an invitation to a party from Why? Becau.se he is McLovin.

Jules (Emma Stone), Seth's Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who desired girlfriend. Seth and plays Mcl^vin in the movie, Evan arc asked to bring the does such a good job of being phoitf comtciv oj H-VKjiTsatlottingJX>*n awkward and so uncool that it booze for the party and thenfriend Fogell (Christopher is cool.

Mintz-Plasse) is the answer. Fogell, geeky and •'Superbad is directed by Greg Mottola who even more socially stunted than Seth or Evan, also directed the popular but now cancelled just got a fake ID, but under the single name TV show, "Arrested Development." Produced "McLovin." This sets up the epic journey for by Judd Apatow ("4()-Year-01d Virgin" Seth and Evan of getting to the part>'. along with and "Knocked Up"), and written by Seth the crazy adventure of McLx>vin with two law- Rogen ("Knocked Up") and Evan Goldberg breaking cops, played by Bill Hader and Seth ("Kn(x;ked Up" and "Da Ali G Show"), you Rogen, who just want to have fun. know Superbad has to be funny. This movie "Superbad" cannot be truly appreciated by is rated R (The "F'-word is said 186 times). anyone who has not been in high school for With Michael Cera bringing an awkwardness a while. "'Superbad" is for the average high so intense it's hilarious, Jonah Hill delivering school student. It is the story of life for the lines that will be quoted forever, and McLovin high school masses. By the end of the movie, it simpy being McLovin, this movie is among seems as if you have known Seth and Evan all the funniest movies ever made. A story of your life and that you will see them in the halls friendship combined with trouble with the the next day. As 1 said before, the conversations ladies, this movie is at the top of its class and held in the movie arc hilarious, but also, by is willing to go where no one has dared to high school standards, normal. There are some go before. Rumor has it that it is going to be exceptions, such as the convensation alxiut nominated for an Oscar. Go see it. Now.

hy Maija Gwiiiii Summer is the lime for big Hollywood blockbusters. High-octane action scenes, .steamv ki.sses, and marketable teen heartthrobs are a must. However, come fall, the movie marquees begin lo read slightl> different titles. Februarv is Oscar time and fall is the recruitment period for those little golden men given to the creme de la creme of mo\ ies.

Here is a taste of what lo expect this fall: "Across the Universe" (Sept. 14) The Vietnam War is raging. Mind-altering drugs aie running rampant. An English bov (Jim Sturgess) comes lo America lo find his estranged father and is sucked into this world. The lilm only has about 30 minutes* of actual dialogue. Tlie rest of the film is told musical-style through songs written and made famous by The Beatles. Evan Rachel Wood also stars.

"The Darjceling Limited" (Sept. 29) Wes Anderson directs Owen Wilson. Adrien Brody, and Jason Schwartzman in the story of three brothers who travel to India to re-bond.

A .series of mishaps ensue and die brothers find themselves stranded in the middle of the desert.

"The Heartbreak Kid" (Oct. 5) All of Eddie's (Ben Stiller) friends are getting married, but he just can't seem to settle down. Until he meets Lila (Malin Akerman).

Six weeks later they're liitched and on their honeyiTioon. But Lila is a nightmare and Eddie finds his real true love (Michelle Monaghan).

"Reservation Road" ((Jet. 19) Ethan (Joaquin Phoenix) has a perfect family.

Dwight (Mark Ruffalo) is going through a messy divorce. Their paths cross on a fateful night when Dwight accidentally kills Ethan's son in a hit-and-run. Ethan takes it upon himself to fmd his son's killer.

"American Gangster" (Nov. 2) A period drama set in I970's Harlem about real crime lord Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington), who smuggled heroin into America in the coflins of Vietnam soldiers. Russell Crowe is the cop set on bringing him down.

"Enchanted" (Nov. 21) McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey) stars in a film about a fairy tale princess (Amy Adams)—stuck in New York. It starts off as classic Disney animated fihn until an evil queen (Susan Saraudou) thrusts the princess Giselle into present-day New York.

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"The Simpsons Movie": what you've come to love hy Tom Beri; causes the EPA to intervene b\ encasing the Okaj. so 1 think it's safe to say that if you entire town in a dome. The famiU somehow haven't heard of the TV show "The Simpsons," finds a way out of the dome and makes a break you must live under a rock somewhere. It's no for Alaska to wait it out. That's most certainly understatement to state that the Simpsons are not the end of the action, however. I just want a cultural icon of the 1990s and are the most to save it for you to see yourself. 1 assure you, popular animated franchise in recent history. however, that it's a pretty hilarious ride from Tlie Springfield family has been on the air start to finish. from 1989 to the current da\. which is eighteen But you may be asking yourself, what consecutive seasons. "The Simpsons" is by far exactly is it that dilTerentiates this movie from the longest running sitcom and longest running any of the new, lackluster episodes that they've animated show in America. However, the more been churning out the last couple of years? It's recent seasons of the once-popular TV show are a movie. "The Simpsons Movie" isn't being on the decline, and some may say that the series shown live on television sets in the United is as good as done. The movie of the same name States at 7:00 p.m. central time on Sundays. seeks to prove that this series is still alive and Rather, you have to pa> eight bucks to go see kicking, and succeeds at proving so. it in a movie theatre or get it on DVD when "The Simpsons Movie" stars the iconic it comes out. This allows the director (David family, which consists of blundering father. Silverman) and writers (Matt Groening. among Homer Simpson (Dan Ca.stellaneta): nagging others) a lot more creativity and freedom with housewife. Marge (Julie Kavner): typical what content goes into the movie. They can be prankster. Bart (Nancy Cartwright); his edgier: they can be a little more risque. This is baritone saxophone-toting Buddhist sister. Lisa clearly shown in the. dare I say. nudit) placed in (Yeardley Smitii); and the baby, Maggie (Nancy the film. But don't worry, they don't push the Cartwright). The movie basically plays out envelope so far that it just turns into a "Family like an episode, only on a much grander scale; Guy" movie with "Simpsons" characters; it's after excessive warnings not to. Homer dumps still distinctly a "Simpsons" movie, with all the biological waste into Lake Springfield, which humor you've come to expect from the series. makes the town an environmental hazard and Now, when it comes to typical Simpsons

humor, this movie is stockpiled with it. From Homer s ignorant stupidity to Bart's childish pranks, to every thing between for this famih. ahnost cvervlhing they do ends up with a laugh.

But another great strength that this movie has is the incredibly varied cast of characters that came from the TV show. If you've seen one episode of the TV series, I'm sure you'll be able to recognize at lea.st one of the obscure characters that the movie utilizes, vary ing from friendly-but-mentally-imbalanced bartender, Moe Syzlak. to stereotypical Italian gangster.

Fat Tony, to speech impediment-inflicted.

Professor Frink, to technical!} unlicensed, Doctor Nick.

Hiose who frequently watch the series can easily recognize the huge cast, and so those people will get the most out of the jokes these people make, but even if you're not a frequent watcher of "The Simpsons," you'll still enjoy what these seemingly random characters have to add to the movie.

There are lots of things to like about "The Simpsons Movie," from the iconic family you've come to love to the outrageous cast of characters that return from the TV series.

If you've ever enjoyed any episode of "The Simpsons" on TV, then you'll more than enjoy this movie.

Rush reunion concert a big success b\ Sean Paoletti

On September 6. 22,000 people packed the Marcus Amphitheatre in Milwaukee.

Wisconsin. They came from all over to watch a band play together for the first time in fifteen years. Rush was touring for its new hit album, "Snakes and Arrows," which was a pretty big success with its record sales.

It sold nearly 100,000 copies in the first week it was on sale.

The stage was set for drummer Neil Peart, guitarist Alex Lifeson, and bassist and vocalist Geddy Lee to perform for thousands of screaming fans. The drum set of the everfamous Peart was decked out with all shapes of crash symbols, snare drums, and even equipped with a rotating base for those awesome solos.

Next to the drum set was an enomious set of Marshall Amps. On the other side of the drum kit were three Henhouse chicken fryers.

Yes. three chicken fryers cooking chickens and lighting the backs of the trio with the orange glow of the oven. And to show off their Wisconsin pride, a man outfitted with a Cheese head would go and check the chickens a couple times a set.

The trio opened up their first set of two sets of music with several songs from their new album. But to really gel the crowd roaring, Lee knew he had to bring back some of the classics.

This included two of their older hits. "Freewill" and "Circumstances."

Every song they played amazed the audience by how they still sounded exactly the same after all these years. If they weren't rocking out hard enough for you, then the giant screens capturing the Uiree and laser lights captivated you for the three hours they were on stage.

Rush really got the venue pumped up when they opened up the second set of music with their best song off of their new album, "Far Cry," It shows some of the band's best attributes in that they can still captivate an

audience after all these years. Some of the best songs of the second set were "Subdivisions" and "Time Stand Still."

The end of the show was a great finish to an unbelievable concert when Rush ended with, "Spirit of the Radio" and the well-known "Tom Sawyer." These were the two songs that caused many in the audience to wake up without a voice. For two of their oldest hits, they sounded absolutely incredible.

The audience was screaming when they came out for an encore, and sang, "YYZ," made famous from Guitar Hero II. and one of the audience's favorite songs "Passage to Bangkok." As the concert cleared out, it became clear how worth it was to have made the drive out to see Rush.

The Rush concert at the Marcus Amphitheatre was nothing short of incredible, and if you enjoy really good rock music, then this is the band for you. These men, who are in their 50s, did nothing short of stunning the crowd and deliverd a well-needed set of Rush music.

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Carnival spins out of Park Ridge

by Thomas Bielawiec

After a long and difficult week of school, the weekend usually arrives as welcomed as free food at parties. On most Friday and Saturday nights, kids and teens visit their local movie theatres or hang out with friends; others like to attend concerts and musical performances around the area. However, there's one weekend in the fall where kids and teens can just take pleasure in what comes to them: the Park Ridge Carnival.

With 15 years of tradition in Park Ridge, the attraction comes once a year around early September and lasts from 6:00 p.m. Friday evening until the Last Blast on Sunday. For those who have never attended this event, I regret to inform them that it will never be

in Park Ridge again. Storeowners and local residents around the carnival area have many complaints of problems that arise on the carnival weekend. Some include the noise coming from the adolescents, the loud whirring of the machinery, flashing lights that make it harder for some to sleep, less parking space for stores around the area, and cars parked on the streets that block businesses. Not only that, but trash is left on some of the properties even with the many police officers around.

What exactly does the carnival mean to the teens and kids of Park Ridge? For one thing, it definitely acts as a social get-together for many people. The carnival's amusing atmosphere and large size is perfect for social gatherings.

Because it lasts from daylight until hours deep into night, the carnival is ideal for all ages. Even if you aren't on the rides the whole time, you

can see that Park Ridge is an active community at the very least.

Spending time at an event like this might have even gotten tedious. Is one weekend really that appalling? On the other hand, maybe this is the call for a new kind of fall entertainment in Park Ridge.

Maybe this is the time to bring in something new, an idea that will bring attention to Park Ridge itself. This event can be entertaining for the youth while at the same time actually being reasonable for adults.

Hopefully, Park Ridge will come up with an event that will last longer than the South Park carnival. But what will this new idea be?

Maybe our generation will be able to bring up a innovative thought that will bring new entertainment to our town of Park Ridge. Only the future will tell.

10 ways not to ask someone to Homecoming

by Anne Wave As all Maine South students should know, the Homecoming dance is coming up on October 6 this year. Here are some tips for some of you less "informed" students.

1) Don't ask someone who already has a date. This is fundamental. If you need help with this concept, you may want to consider just staying home.

2) Don't ask someone who said no to yon last year... or last week... or yesterday.

There is a reasonable chance they will say no again. Of course, if you thrive on rejection...

3) Don't ask someone while standing on the Hawk. Don't you know you're not supposed to do anything on the Hawk?

4) Don't ask someone through a friend.

"Push them over and they'll fall like turtles."

-Anonymous

Advice: It's early in the year, and many of us see ridiculously HUGE backpacks.

There ARE advantages to leaving your books in your locker, or even at home!

Come on, now. The "having a friend ask for you," thing was for middle school. You're in the big(ger) leagues now - man-up and ask her yourself.

5) Don't ask someone with week-old flowers. The results from this will make your heart flop over in despair just like those flowers did.

6 )Don't ask someone via Facebook message, wall post, or text message. We all know that Facebook is good for nearly everything - but the line is drawn here.

(This is along the lines of not breaking up with your girlfriend over a text or Facebook message. It simply shouldn't be done.)

7) Don't ask someone right after a sports practice withont showering. This should be self explanatory. All she will remember

from you asking is that you smelled like the hallway by the boys' locker room outside the Field House.

8) Don't ask someone the day of the dance.

She may sense that she was an afterthought.

She will know that you have already gone through every possible candidate, and that she is a last resort. And you might not get a boutonniere either.

9) Don't ask someone in a passing period at the top of your lungs. You know who you are. Don't do it again.

10) Don't jnst assume that yon two are going together. That's right, don't tum to your girlfriend on the couch and say, "So, we're going to homecoming, right?" She might reply with, "Of course! I'm going with Billy. Who are you going with?"

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COMMENTARY 21, 2007-VOL. 44,

Big Name designers go for small prices

by Courtney Vinopal One of the most frustrating things about fashion these days is that it always seems that really high-quality clothing is priced too high for most people, particularly poor teenagers, to afford. While big-name designers put out amazing clothes made of lovely, supple material such as cashmere and silk, these pieces often come with a three-to-foiu- figure price tag.

Unable to afford these beautifiil pieces, the majority of the population must wear clothes that may be equally as cute but not as well made as designer pieces, and undoubtedly of chintzier fabric (polyester and rayon...eek!).

While, for the most part, I don't mind filling my wardrobe with clothing that is definitely not designer, I am thrilled that so many stores are now offering big-name designer brands at amazingly low prices. Designers who regularly sell clothes that not many people can afford are now oflfering their lines to the general population for a fraction of the price.

While these clothes may not be all of the same luxurious materials designers regularly use in creating their lines, they're definitely well made and will make you feel like a million bucks.

Everyone's favorite megastore. Target, started offering high-end designer brands with the launch of the Isaac Mizrahi line, which has been around now since 2003. His designs are classic and adorable, and usually retail for much more than they are at Target. Now, people who like Isaac Mizrahi can also buy his home accents and shoes, as he expanded his collections to reach all ends of Target.

Along with Isaac Mizrahi, Target has a Go: International collection, which brings in new designers every season for yoimg hipsters who are avid Target shoppers. Since its launch in January 2007, the Go:Intemational line has brought in collections from both established and up-and-coming designers such as Luella Hartley, Behnaz Sarafpour, and Proenza Schouler. Future designers for Target include jewelry designer Dominique Cohen and clothing designer Alice Temperley. With all the success of the Isaac Mizrahi and Go: International lines, there will surely be more unique and affordable styles to look forward to at Target.

Many designers have now gotten the hint that doing affordable lines for giant retailers is not only beneficial for the general public.

but huge money for them. The upscale jean label Chip and Pepper will feature a line for JC Peimey in the fall, and on September 9. wedding dress queen and designer Vera Wang came out with Simply Vera for Kohl's. I went to see what Vera had whipped up for us. and the line definitely does not disappoint. The dresses and tops are beautiful and elegant, and everything is gorgeously tailored.

Over the summer, fashion it-girl Sarah Jessica Parker designed a huge line for Steve and Barry's called Bitten, selling jeans, coats, tops, and comfort wear in a variety of different styles and sizes. The best part about the line?

Everything was priced under 20 dollars. Yes, it may be rather selfish for regularly expensive designers to do cheap lines for more money, but I must say I'm loving these low-end lines. Finally, higher quality clothing is being offered at great prices. The real world may not be becoming a better place, but the fashion world certainly is.

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9-11: In memory of the dearly departed

by Xander Tapling September 11,2001 was a day that will stick in the mind of America for years to come. It was a day that held in its gut the most terrible attack on American soil since the bombing of Pearl Harbor. In the time since then, America has launched a war on terror throughout the world, with direct involvement in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, while concurrently funding proxy battles elsewhere.

But at the same time, one can't help but wonder why we only spend one day remembering those who were lost, and the rest of the year viciously destroying other countries.

Why can we not set aside the banners of war for even a few moments every so often in order to remember our brothers, our sisters, our friends, our parents...our people? The war is for self-defense, and that cause should not be abandoned. The point of this article is not to deal with the bayonets and the enthusiasm (or lack thereof) in war, but to deal with the bouquets and the eulogies.

Few of those in our school had the experience of a family member being lost in the attack on the towers, but those who did still remember that echo, that horrific, empty pang in their

hearts. This day is not the army's, this day is not Al Qaeda's. This day is theirs. It is their loss that we take a moment to remember on September 11 during that time of silence.

Granted, some of us stand in silence without actually remembering anyone or anything.

However, there were the people who stood during that moment of silence who actually had those that they needed and wanted to remember.

Our country, despite the President's claims that Al Qaeda will face justice and those lost will not have died in vain, has lost on some fronts already. Some people would disagree, looking on the literal level and not seeing buildings blowing up left and right. But the sad truth is that we have been fighting a losing war in our hearts and in our minds. Before 9/11, the airport was a happy place, filled with people and families going home and just arriving home from some far-oflfplace. People ofdiflferent ethnic backgrounds were not judged differently based on their skin color, religion, or even what they sounded like. Now, after the attacks, what has happened? Ethnic profiling has become an issue, and harmless jokes have become completely forbidden.

That is where we have lost. Our enemy has

no regret for what they have done, and they know no sense of humor about what they do.

They are instruments and conductors of an orchestra of fear. Meanwhile, that orchestra managed to reach a crescendo in New York City, and then the force of the people of the United States into silent rage. We have become what we are fighting. We do not regret profiling at airports, deeming it "necessary." We do not see any humor in issues revolving around the war anymore, deeming them as "tasteless" or in some cases "inappropriate."

I doubt that our dead relatives and countrymen would want us to have lost all of our human spirit over what has happened to them. It is in their memory that we stand in silence on 9/11, and it is in their memory that we should now push on, beyond the terror It is the time to tear down the veil that has covered our country, and it is time we show Al Qaeda that our true victory will not lay on any battlefield in America or the Middle East, but the war on terror will begin and end in the hearts and minds of the American people. America will stand, together, united, without hatred and mistrust for each other.

America will overcome this challenge, it will bring down this fear, and when it does... then we will have won.

Bin Laden advises Americans to "shed shackles" fighting for in the Middle East. We are fighting violent Islamic-fascist extremists. This past

reason from people who think that surrender is a valid way to win a war.

Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden As for the "shackles" of capitalism, I'm recently issued a new internet tape in which pretty comfortable in our "prison." Silly he addresses the American public. This is lings like the freedom to choose what Bin Laden's first mass-released video in loducts we own and use are apparently about three years. The tape was launched in nsolete. This is ridiculous. Perhaps Bin commemoration of the sixth anniversary of aden would like to replace McDonald's the 9/11 attacks. and Wendy's food chains with Al-Quaeda It's worth noting that Bin Laden never Burgers. Yum. Replace Pepsi and Cocaovertly threatens the American public; rather. I? Cola with Jihad Cola. Goody. Let this he offers two possible paths to an end to serve as a reminder to all opponents of the Iraq War. We can either continue our capitalism here and abroad, we're the most fight, which Bin Laden naively claims to be economically prosperous nation on Earth. wiiming, or America can convert to Islam That's certainly no accident. and reject the "shackles" of our capitalist President Bush says, "The tape is a system. reminder of the dangerous world in which phoro by Enrt SfuUigan So, in review, Bin Laden claims we live and it is a reminder that we must Americans and Bin Laden remember 9/11 for very responsibility for violence in Iraq and calls on work together to protect our people." Not different reasons. all ofAmerica to turn to his twisted, murderous surprisingly, the President is correct. ideology. Let the words from the lunatic's own year, I've heard some of the most abhorrent One last note to anyone who may oppose mouth silence those who claim that the Iraq rhetoric from those on the Left, who claim that the American capitalist system: we should all conflict is unrelated to the War on Terror Bin Laden isn't any sort of threat. I sincerely have a deep love for this nation, and we should Hopefully, this tape will serve to remind the hope that these people are beginning to see the never forget that our security from tyranny and American public what our brave soldiers are light, but 1 won't hold my breath waiting for terror is something well worth fighting for.

By Michael Coyne

12' We have our own problems COMMENTARY

SEPTEMBER 21,

by Andrew Abtahi

The United States is the premier world power. We give more foreign aid, are in the most conflicts, and claim ourselves the protectors of democracy. We are so busy worrying about what's going on in South America and Africa that we forget that the United States has problems too.

The media always tells of how there is famine and AIDS in Africa and how people are starving and dying, but aren't there hungry people in the United States? Also, don't 950,000 Americans have AIDS, yet during a vice-presidential debate in 2004 both running mates couldn't address the question about AIDS in America?

Twelve percent of Americans live under the poverty line. That's twenty-four million people in our country that can't provide the necessities for their families and live out on the streets or in public housing. While the government cuts from welfare.

Medicare, and social security, which all goes to help American citizen, it can still send $18 billion to other countries. Isn't the government supposed to help it's own citizens? An accumulation of over $50 billion dollars has gone to Egypt over the years, and over $90 billion has gone to Israel. That's over $140 billion of American taxpayer money going to help another country's poor. That money could be used to create more economic opportunities in our country, but US dollars for US citizens doesn't seem really that important.

Not only is our funding of other countries hurting American wallets, it also puts the US with odds with the enemies of the countries we fimd. Osama bin Laden hates America for more then the cultural clash between Muslim and Western culture but also for our support for Israel. Ever since its creation in 1948, Israel and its Arab neighbors have been at odds.

By funding Israel, we make the Anti-Israeli sentiment and Anti-American sentiment synonyms. It also is awkward when we fund two enemies. When we fund Israel, we then have to send some money to Saudi Arabia since they don't like it when we give Israel, their enemy, money. Two countries end up with money, and the US has less cash to help it's own infrastructure and people.

After giving away money to countries to

solve poverty and hunger, which we have in the US, the United States of America spends its money on another costly thing; war The Iraq Wars, and many other police actions were not needed if the U.S had been isolationist like George Washington wanted. The CIA loved supporting coups to take out governments that didn't flow with American interest, especially in the '50s. Had the US minded its own business, rulers such as Saddam, Ahmednejad, Ba-

tista, and many more would not ever been put in power. If the CIA had never put in Saddam, American lives, Iraqi lives and billions of dollars would be saved. We seemed to be full of ourselves after WWII and thought we were doing the world a favor by trying to stop countries who have the right to rule themselves and make their own decisions. Instead we had to go to Korea, Vietnam, and Grenada since they were Communist and sent in the CIA into countless countries since they seemed Communist friendly. No one ever thought to leave the Soviets alone and let Communism fall by itself, which it would have without outside pressure. Instead, nuclear weapons were made, wars were almost fought, and the world was in complete fear because the US couldn't handle more Communism on its hands.

The present and future are still up for grabs.

The policy of globalization is now in effect.

Free trade is all the rage, with goods flying all over the place without being taxed as they go from one country to another freely. Free trade is an isolationist's worst fear, because it basically is calling for messing in other countries affairs. The founding fathers didn't want free

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trade, and Abraham Lincoln didn't want free trade, yet current presidents love it. Free trade allows jobs to go overseas without any profit loss to the company, because when those cars come in from China or Mexico they aren't taxed. American manufacturing jobs have taken a great hit ever since Reaganomics. The Great Lakes was known for it's manufacturing might; from 1995-2005 more than three million American manufacturing jobs in the Great Lakes area were lost.

They were sent overseas where rich corporate presidents make profit off cheap labor and the American workingman is sent home with nothing. Free trade might stir the economy and increase money flow, but that money flow only helps a small minority of people and allows the divide between the rich ^ ^ ^ and poor to increase. Without ^ ^ " i free trade, companies would ^ lose money since items from other countries would be taxed, meaning higher prices for the consumer and lower sales for the company. American goods would have a better chance image by Michael Coyne in American markets so that American consumers would buy those American products, hence American money stays in America. It's a cycle that helps the American citizens and would help cut the $10.03 trillion debt that the U.S faces at the moment.

If the United States government could worry about itself and care for it's citizens, then America's problems could and would be fixed. Taxpayer money wouldn't go off to fight a war overseas or help a country fight hunger but it could be helping American citizens fight hunger and get back on their feet.

The world could take care of itself without American interference. The US government should be fighting American AIDS, American hunger, and American poverty before it could come up with a solution for world poverty, world hunger and world AIDS. America has the resources to feed itself, clothe itself, and basically run itself without many foreign goods. Yet our leaders decide to allow free trade to send our jobs abroad making us rely on foreign trade. This might sound selfish but America has its own problems. It's time that we stop worrying about everyone else and worry about ourselves.

B Hawks shut down Devils SPORTS

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by Josh Alvarez The Hawks engaged in their second battle of the year, this time against an overrated Warren Blue Devil squad, in the annual Hawk Football Booster Barbecue on Saturday, September 1.

The Hawks came away with a trouble-free victory with big plays on both sides ofthe ball in the air as well as on the ground.

A "strikingly good-looking" fan section and a sizable pack of well-painted "crazies" received instant gratification just 12 seconds into the game with a quick pass and long dash from Charlie Goro to Joe Orlando. "That was easy," echoed from the home stands; these words became the verdict of the game and were engraved on the Blue Devils' destined tombstone.

A defensive fumble recovery (as well as an

earlier interception by Nick Catino) knocked out the Blue Devil offense and setup a touchdown pass to Danny Benson.

On the Devils' next drive, key tackles by Alex Dardi's tenacious line and Joe Kozak's massive sack cornered the Blue Devils inside their own one-yard line. Following a short punt, a quick Benson-led drive and touchdown put the Hawks even farther out ofthe Devils' reach.

The second quarter only wrought more pain onto the Devils. A beastly Dardi made a tackle for a loss, and on the following play, sacked the panicking quarterback. The jarred QB then threw an interception into the hands of Jack Blandin, settuig up yet another Benson TD. Following yet another Blue Devil punt, the Hawk offense (by now aptly named "The Danny Benson Show") went to the air with a huge 40+yard pass by Goro that juggled between Benson

and a trio of Devil defensive-backs and ended up in the hands of, yes, Benson amid the gasp and cheers of the student section.

David Chao finished off the stunned defense with a powerful touchdown run.

The Benson/Chao duo struck again late in the second quarter with Benson returning a punt to the nine-yard line and Chao again finishing off the drive with a TD. When the blowout half finally ended the scoreboard glared an embarrassing 40-0 score, and the faces ofthe cheerleaders were as red as their uniforms from doing those push-ups.

Hawks back-ups finished off the rest ofthe game, allowing two consolation TDs to the ravaged Blue Devil squad and scoring none themselves, leaving Wilson Field with a score of 40-13. The score made it obvious that the Hawks' hard work had paid off.

Strong talent leads the XC pack

by Meghan O 'Keefe

The end goals of the season are all already posing as challenges for the developing Maine South Girls' Cross Country team. The Sectional, the last stop on the State train, has doused several high hopes with its heavyweight competition.

The eighty-girl team started off their season by winning the Maine 207 Meet, as is tradition, leaving Maine East and Maine West in the dust.

At the Niles West invite, both JV and varsity won, a fact Head Coach Jeff Downing finds "encouraging."

That weekend, though, had more mixed results. JV ventured to Maine East and won. Varsity, on the other hand, attended the Lake Park hivite and "learned what good competition is all about," says Downing.

Sophomore Kristin Zillmer, who occupies the team's number-one spot, placed third.

First and second went to two All-State runners who are both ranked in the top 25 in the state.

Second place, taken by a runner from Prospect, beat her merely in the fifteen-yard shoot at the end ofthe three miles with a time of a slight one second better. Zillmer ran a time of 18:18, a second best for her career only to her state time of 18:08. Downing says, "Whenever she gets beat, it's by really legitimate runners."

Freshman Alexis Sammarco, running in the number two spot, also medaled at Lake Park.

She placed 27"" among the top 30 who were medaled with a time of 19:18. This is upwards of 40 seconds better than any other runner last year, Zillmer excluded, and Downing says it's

her first place.

Overall, Downing has high hopes and finds the team to be "looking pretty good."

However, this season's outlook has changed dramatically with an IHSA decision to place the team in arguably the most competitive Sectional in the state.

Hosted by Schaumburg, it consists of 11 of the top 25 teams in the state, a fact that makes it "not realistic to go to State as a team."

The three class system, ranging from A to AAA, means that all larger schools compete on the same AAA level. The area's high concentration of the best teams in Illinois is forcing all to compete at a higher level. With fewer Sectionals, all the big schools, including the Napervilles, Hinsdales, Lake Park, Hoffman Estates, Schaumburg, Elmhurst, and St. Charles, are now phoioby.Meghano-Keefe Working for fcwcr spots, making Sammarco and Zillmer lead the pack against Evanston a much tougher situation, one which in the home meet where Zillmer beat the school record, someone ends up complaining about "pretty encouragmg.

Juniors Michele Jaworski and Colleen Gavin along with Freshman Becky Graf fill the remaining spots of the top five. All ran personal bests at the meet. "We've got talent.

I was impressed," says Downing.

Maine South then hosted a meet with Evanston. Eventfiilly, Zillmer broke the school record with her time of 18:46, which also won

every year.

The team had hoped, based on its borderline location, to be placed in the Niles West Sectional, which consists of many Chicago Public Schools. But, Downing notes, "We've got to run hard either way."

The Hawks still hope to use their talent to win conference, do well in Regionals, and make the best of Sectionals.

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Will the Chicago Cubs Win the World Series?

by Patrick Mirski As we enter the last month of baseball, the push for the playoffs begins. The Cubbies are having a solid year and are fighting to win their division. With the playoflFs in sight, the Cubs are battling through September and the only thing that separates them from the playoffs are the Brewers and the Cardinals. The Cubs and the Brewers are going back and forth as leaders of the NL Central. However, the Brewers are not the Cubs' only concern, with the Cardinals visible in their rear view mirror.

As of September 12, the Cubs are .5 game behind in their division with a record of 73-71 and they are sixth in the wildcard standings. The Cubs are having a solid yeai^but ai^iot^uaranteed a sf^ in th^layoffs.

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The Cubs will be a c B M i c S inAe • a y b l ^ ^ u l K ' d A o t ha the consistency and acp^renJ t o M iBthe pVydBeM^. Bie Cub: are having a tough month in September, but they will oust the Brewers to win the NL Central. The Cubs have many bright spots this season, among them are the leadership of Aramis Ramirez, Derek Lee, and Alfonso Soriano. Another bright spot is Jacque Jones; he is heating up and coming out of his shell. He is hitting .275 as of September 12, and he is coming off of a hot streak during the month of August. During this streak, he had 21 RBI for the Cubs. The Cubs utility men Mark DeRosa and Ryan Theriot are having a big impact on the team. The Cubs pitching staff is having a good year, led by Carlos Zambrano who recently signed a 5 year $91.5 million deal. He is accompanied on the pitching staff by Ted Lilly (15-7), Jason Marquis (11-8), Rich Hill (8-8), and Sean Marshall (7-7).

Despite the Cubs bright spots, they do have some flaws which may prevent them from winning the World Series.

First, the Cubs' inconsistent bullpen, is led by closer Ryan Dempster who struggled early in the season but has come around lately. He has a record of 2-6 and an era of 3.88. When Dempster is on, he is hard to beat, but he is extremely inconsistent and the Cubs cannot count on him in the postseason. The Cubs don't really have a lights-out reliever who they can turn to in times of need. The whole bullpen has had their ups and downs, but it is not steady enough for a large run in the postseason.

The Cubs' starting rotation has been pretty well, but the main question is experience. The limited experience of the Cubs' pitchers, especially in the postseason, will definitely hurt the Cubs in the long run. Especially youngsters Sean Marshall and Rich Hill, who are not quite ready to pitch in October. They will not be able to handle the immense pressure and lead the Chicago Cubs to victory against the premiere teams in the National League.

The Cubs have a shot at making it to the NLCS, but they are not the best team in the National League. The superior teams in the NL are the New York Mets and the San Diego Padres. These are the teams that will be fighting for the NL crown. The New York Mets will come out victorious, led by Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and David Wright. The Mets will face the Boston Red Sox in the World Series and David Ortiz and the Red Sox will be the 2007 MLB champions.

by Tommy Joyce As the Chicago Cubs continue to make their playoff push this year, the question on fans' minds is how far can the Cubs go this year? The Cubs have not made the World Series in 62 years, and have not won in 99 years. As the century mark approaches, the Cubs have the team to contend in the playoffs, but the inconsistent Kerry Wood, Scott Eyre, and Steve Trachsel will keep the Cubs out of the World Series.

Kerry Wood has not been the same fire-baller that he once was, and with his 5.52 eamed mn average, he caimot be consistently counted upon in a playoff situation. Wood, once a major strikeout pitcher, is averaging just over six strik«iau(s per nine innings. This total is far lower than the itchoj who struck w a nuibr l^tu&feaMd2^|»atters in a game against I h M ^ o s eight y e f t » . ^ o ^ ^ r w s A A « l l b g g l e d , giving up 56 hijji^^P^ imam^smyT0^^.84WlU^|^fj^«^||gf)rn\lmber for a reliever for a playoff calroer club. Lik^^jse, Steve Trachsel has given up more runs (nine) than innings pitched (eight). If he continues to pitch poorly as a starter he would be a liability as a fifth starter.

The Cubs offense has been heating up recently, specifically Derek Lee, Aramis Ramirez, and Alfonso Soriano, which would be able to compensate for some mistakes by the bullpen. These leaders of the offense can bring energy to the team and should be able to provide good support against quality competition for the Cubs starting pitchers.

Ryan Theriot gives the Cubs speed on the base paths, great defense, and excellent effort every game. Combined with Mark DeRosa's versatility and Daryle Ward's superior hitting ability (.964 OBPS, .340 average) off the bench, the Cubs have quality role players. Carlos Marmol has also been lights out in his outings posting a remarkable 1.40 eamed run average and a stellar 12.33 strikeouts per nine innings. He could be a savior late in games. The core of Carlos Zambrano, Ted Lilly, Jason Marquis, and Rich Hill must be able to pitch deep into games to give the Cubs the best chance to win. This group of pitchers could be a real force for the team as they push into the postseason.

The Cubs have the ability to beat out the Milwaukee Brewers and St. Louis Cardinals for the division crown, even though none of the teams has really pulled away. The Cubs have a better all-around team then both the Cardinals and Brewers. The Cardinals should fade further with the loss of perennial all star and seven-time Gold Glove winner, Scott Rolen.

They have already lost former Cy Young Award winner Chris Carpenter, second baseman Adam Kennedy, and Juan Encamacion. The Brewers are much younger and less experienced than the Cubs, which gives the Cubs an edge in winning the Central Division. The Cubs also have a better starting rotation.

While the Chicago Cubs can win the Central Division, winning games to get to the World Series is a much larger, daunting task. The New York Mets, Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres stand in the way of the Cubs making it to the World Series. So far the Cubs have sub-.500 records against the Diamondbacks (2-4), Padres (3-5), and Mets (2-5), the teams they could possibly face in the first round of the playoffs. Overall the Cubs still have a great shot at making the playoffs and have a fair chance at making and winning the World Series.