Vol 47 issue 4 by Southwords

December 17, 2010

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Maine South football caps a 12-game win streak with its third state title in three years.

Presents of X-mas Past The greatest childhood gifts Page 6

Top 10 Commercials Southwords picks the funniest TV ads of 2010 Page 8

New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Resolutions Suggestions to make 2011 the best year ever Page 12

200-yd. Relay goes to State Qualifies for first time in 18 years Page 15

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2) In a statement released on Dec. 7, the deputy secretary of state pushed China to take a leading role in defusing tensions on the Korean peninsula by warning North Korea there are consequences for its actions.

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3) On Dec. 7, a 14-yearold boy was detained in Mexico City after an anonymous tip suggested he killed four people as a drug cartel hit man. He has since admitted to the killings, saying, “I slit their throats.”

4) Shark experts began arriving in the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh on Dec. 8 to investigate what led to four attacks in one week. The resort is situated on the Red Sea, and authorities suspect chumming from nearby fishing boats attracted the sharks to the beach.

5) On Dec. 6, a letter was released in Jerusalem signed by 50 state-appointed rabbis telling Jews not to rent or sell property to non-Jews. The letter prompted widespread condemnation from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and human rights groups.

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1) Elizabeth Edwards, the estranged wife of 2004 vice presidential candidate and former North Carolina senator John Edwards, died Dec. 7 at the age of 61 after a lengthy battle with cancer.

IHSA allegations threaten to taint Maine South’s state title South could face sanctions for counterfeit sideline passes, according to IHSA Caroline Murphy STAFF WRITER

aine South has been asked to appear at the board meeting the Illinois High School Association (IHSA) is hosting on December 13 to explain allegations made against its football program and to face potential sanctions. Maine South has issued a statement that it will comply with the IHSA’s request for an internal investigation. Just two days after Maine South won the 8A state football championship a g a i n s t Mou nt C a r m e l 2 8 - 7 , allegations began to surface in regards to the semifinal game at Loyola in addition to the championship game.

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Accusations include the use of counterfeit sidelines passes, incidents with security and local police in the removal of individuals with such passes, fans storming the field, and “inappropriate” comments being made at both games, as well as by the coaches at the awards stand after the final game. IHSA executive director Marty Hickman initially alluded to the possibility of Maine South being stripped of its title on the Monday after the game, but later that same day clarified in a statement that, “there are a variety of sanctions that could be imposed in this situation, including suspensions or the loss of postseason hosting opportunities, but based on what we know at this juncture, it is unlikely that any of those sanctions would include Maine South forfeiting its state championship.” According to University of Illinois Police Lt. Tony Brown, ten fraudulent passes were found at the Mount Carmel game, though Hickman said

to the Chicago Tribune, “If we have 10, I’m sure we didn’t get them all.” IHSA regulations specify that class 5A to 8A teams are allowed up to 29 sidelines passes. Among those using fake passes allegedly were alumni who stood along the sidelines during the state game. One former player had a photographer’s pass, but no camera. Hickman claims that this is “rather unethical” and gave Maine South “a competitive advantage—extra coaches, extra spotters and extra people not available to other folks.” Fans stormed the field twice at the Loyola game, allegedly with one second left on the clock. Some accounts maintain that the clock displayed zero seconds left, after which the referee added one additional second. Fans had to be removed before the game could officially come to a close. Thes e concer ns led to t he forgoing of the traditional postgame handshakes, allegedly at the instruction of Loyola’s head coach. In addition to claims of

unsportsmanlike behavior and inappropriate comments by fans, Hickman says that after an extra coach was not allowed on the podium after the State game to be recognized, Maine South coaches made “inappropriate comments.” On Dec. 13, Maine South had the opportunity to present its findings in regards to the allegations for the Mount Carmel game in Champaign and answer to claims of inappropriate comments by fans and coaches alike. The findings were not yet available at press time. The Hawks have now won three straight titles in 8A, and have been in six of the past eight finals. “They played loose and they had a lot of fun,” Coach Inserra said of this year’s team. “But I think they did mature as a team and in terms of leadership.” C o ach Ins er ra declined to comment on the allegations until after the board meeting on Dec. 13 for legal reasons.

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When V-Show 2011 wrapped up on November 20, it would seem that the Fine Arts Department would have a break from all the hard work they do. But just the next day, the orchestra and band loaded up their coach buses with all the cellos and tubas, and set out on the long drives: the orchestra to Orlando, Florida and the band to Washington D.C.

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n November 23, 64 Maine South band students arrived in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania after an arduous 13-hour bus ride. They got their first taste of the history of their country as they toured the Civil War battlefields. After that, it was time to move on to the main destination: Washington D.C. The trip began right away for the students as they attended a cello performance at the Fort Lewis Army Base. The days that followed were also filled with activity, such as the clinic at George Mason University on Wednesday. The clinic was highly informative and included working both with the entire group and in sections with experienced musicians and directors in order to prepare students both for the concert and for a future in music. Following this musically-driven experience was the long-awaited performance at the Old Post Office, the final culmination of much hard work and many rehearsals. Although some last-minute adjustments on the part of the musicians had to be made in order to accommodate a smaller stage and time slot than expected, the concert was a satisfying finish to all of what the group had worked for.

The hard-working band members were rewarded with a trip through the Air and Space Museum. Later, there was a live performance of the Nutcracker at the Kennedy Center, the final activity of the day. Thanksgiving began on a solemn note at Arlington cemetery with a trip to the tomb of the Unknown Soldier and President Kennedy’s grave. After a trip to the Roosevelt memorial, the final sightseeing journey before their D.C. dinner was a somber one: a visit to the Holocaust museum. Thanksgiving dinner was one to remember and was followed by a photo-scavenger hunt of all of the famous D.C. monuments everyone knows to be so quintessentially American. They traveled to the White House, the Washington and Lincoln monuments, the Vietnam and Korean War memorials, and other famous landmarks. The last day in D.C. was no less busy than those prior, and began with an exciting parade in Reston Virginia. Then it was time to load the buses once again for one more long bus ride. Saturday brought no relief, as after arriving home at 6:30 in the morning, they had a mere few hours before they had to load the buses once again for the trip down state to play for the state football game.

The Maine South Orchestra performs at the Waterside Stage in Downtown Disney.

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rs. Oppenheim and two buses of orchestra members had a remarkable school trip to Disney world. In addition to spending the days in the parks, the students had the opportunity to be part of a clinic backstage of Epcot. In the clinic, the Maine South instrumentalists got to sight-read a few Disney pieces. At the end of the clinic, the theme of “Beauty and the Beast” was recorded and set to the movie clip, as if the orchestra had just recorded a movie score. The orchestra was also able to perform in Downtown Disney at the Waterside Stage. It was an extremely hot morning, and the wind kept blowing the sheet music off of the music stands. The performance included two movements from Benjamin Britten’s “Simple Symphony,” as well as classic Disney movie themes from “The Incredibles” and “Beauty and the Beast.” But it was still an opportunity to perform in front of family and strangers alike. Spending the first night driving through Georgia, the students awoke to find themselves a half hour from their destination for the first day: Animal Kingdom. Groggy and a bit cramped from sleeping upright, the students found energy and enjoyed

themselves by going to shows and other attractions. Throughout the trip, the orchestra had fun. In the parks, the students got to run around and go on rides. Tuesday, the students went to Disney’s Hollywood Studios, where their day was spent going on movie-themed rides like the Tower of Terror. It was like going to Los Angeles, but in the comfort of a theme park. Wednesday was spent at the classic Magic Kingdom, where the orchestra had the chance to rediscover their inner kid by going on familiar rides such as “It’s A Small World.” On Thanksgiving, the orchestra visited Universal Studios. One of the highlights of the park was The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is a newer part of the park that opened last spring, and is an incredibly detailed recreation of some of the scenes from the beloved movies and books. Spending Thanksgiving Day there was, well, magical! Disney World offers programs tailored for orchestras and bands, and the parks give the high school students a secure area to have fun. This school trip was more than a trip—it was a vacation, full of fun activities and once-in-a-lifetime performances.

The Maine South Band marches in the parade in Reston,Virginia.

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Wikileaks causes diplomatic troubles and international uproar Jon Tatlock STAFF WRITER

he United States was launched into a diplomatic crisis with the release of over a quarter of a million files that came from U.S. embassies around the world. Beginning on November 27, WikiLeaks, an international nonprofit media organization that releases documents and information that is unavailable to the public, released over 250,000 classified documents. This release is said to be the largestever disclosure of confidential information. Although none of the released documents are top-secret, they are an embarrassment to the United States and represent a potential threat to our national security. However, the ultimate impact seems to be modest. These released cables contain information ranging from tensions in the Middle East to corruption in Kenya and embarrassing quotes from the royal crown in Britain. This unprecedented amount of released information was not the first time that WikiLeaks made some of the world’s secrets open to the public. In fact, WikiLeaks has been around since December 2006 and has released an estimated 1.2 million documents. This document archive has been created by Julian Assange, an Australian computer hacker as well as many other journalists, mathematicians, and star t-up technologists from the U.S., China, Europe, and South Africa. Assange believes that it is his duty to get the truth out to the world and open governments. The recently-released cables are being both criticized and supported. Congressmen Ron Paul expresses his support for WikiLeaks by saying, “In a free society, we are supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, we are in big trouble.” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is denouncing this organization by saying, “This disclosure puts people’s lives in danger, threatens our national security, and undermines our efforts to work with other countries to solve shared problems.” WikiLeaks is also losing support from other sources. WikiLeaks is able to fund its services by receiving donations from many different organizations, but PayPal recently discontinued their donation account,

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while Mastercard and Visa have halted payments until a full investigation into the practices of the site has been completed. Amazon has pulled its support for WikiLeaks servers. Without a steady stream of income, it will be difficult for WikiLeaks to continue collecting and distributing information. Nearly 90,000 of the cables contained classified information about the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and Middle-East relations. According to some of the cables, many Arab nations in the Middle East are calling on the United States to be more aggressive in stopping Iran from building n u c l e a r weapons. T e h details in these cables show the instability rising in the Middle East. Saudi Arabia is reportedly urging the U.S. to attack Iran. Ad d i t i o n a l l y, t he King of B a hrain is demanding that Iran’s nuclear program be stopped and the King of Saudi Arabia wants the U.S. to “cut off the head of the snake.” A cable from a meeting i n t h e Un i t e d A r a b Emirates also shows the disapproval of Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and the U.S. describing Ahmadinejad as “unbalanced and crazy.” One of the most surprising cables included an order from Clinton to American d i p l o m at s t o engage in espionage. Clinton wants embassies from around the world to collect information ranging from biographical data on diplomats to their credit card numbers, and even to obtain fingerprints, signatures, and iris recognition data on ranking North Korean diplomats. However, the State Department denied that its diplomats were spies. Although these accusations against Clinton may be untrue, many people

want Clinton to resign, including Assange, because of the possibility of engaging in espionage. Clinton traveled to several Asian countries to try to repair any damages. President Obama did not say much about the situation. Because most of the documents recovered were prior to his presidency, Obama told CBS News that “the leaked documents were basically old news.” The White House, though, is scrambling to prevent additional posts. Although this recent output of information has caused much chaos in recent days, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange iis not currently being so sought out for legal action. Throug roughout the years, Ass ange has b e e n k n ow n to freque frequently change his appearance appearance, by using false names, na and encrypted cell phones to avoid a detection. However, on Dece December 7, Assange turned himself him in to police in London London. He was denied bail in court cour and w wa cus wass taken into custody by British author authorities. He was charged with an unrelated crime c regarding a rape and sexual molestation case of two Swedish Sw women. Wi k i L e a k s still plans to operate even t h o u g h Assang Assange is i n pr i s on . He is now threatening to release even more information to the public. Sources believe that his next major release of information will contain documents regarding U.S. banks, specifically the Bank of America. If WikiLeaks were to be shut down in the future, Assange plans to release “doomsday files,” supposedly accessible by a 256-digit key code. He warns that their release would throw the world into a state of turmoil.

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Cupcake Crawl 2010: Sprinkles, Swirlz, Sweet Mandy B’s Sweet Mandy B’s 1208 W. Webster Ave., Chicago, IL 60614

Swirlz - 705 W. Belden, Chicago, IL 60614 We ordered: Chocolate with vanilla frosting, vanilla with vanilla frosting, gluten-free banana with Nutella frosting We liked: The “Italian Whipped” butter cream frosting that was mentioned upon our entrance was good, but the cupcakes tasted more like muffins than cake Our favorite: The gluten-free pick, banana with Nutella Atmosphere: It’s small and cramped—the seating area was being used because the kitchen was too full to bake.

Looks can be deceiving: these Swirlz cupcakes didn’t taste very good.

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The array of selection available for consumption at Sweet Mandy B’s (right) and Swirlz (below).

We ordered: Vanilla with vanilla frosting, pumpkin with cream cheese frosting, red velvet, Snickerdoodle with cream cheese frosting We liked: The cream cheese frosting was delicious. Our favorite: Vanilla with vanilla buttercream, the cake was super moist and airy Atmosphere: Bright, pastel colors and “It feels like you’re in a cupcake.” - Hope Tone

Rationale Each order consisted of... Vanilla with vanilla frosting— our “control group” A classic flavor—Red Velvet, for example A signature flavor—Salted Caramel, for example

Sprinkles - 50 E. Walton St., Chicago, IL 60611

The unique facade of Sprinkles.

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ecently, Southwords was blessed with the assignment of participating in a Cupcake Crawl downtown. Three different cupcake bakeries were sampled (difficult, right?) and we reported our thoughts. Let’s start with the least favorite of the three—Swirlz Cupcakes. First of all, like an expert critic who compensates for a bad review of a restaurant by commenting on the decor, Southwords would like to say that the light fixtures were exquisite. Seriously though, these cupcakes were not good. It’s really unfortunate, too, because they looked so pretty. Upon first bite, junior Austin Bryniarski, senior Hope Tone, and I exchanged only glances and giggles. No words. We knew what the others were thinking. As the father

We ordered: Salted caramel, vanilla with vanilla frosting, chocolate marshmallow We liked: It was great for a chain cupcake place, and the cake is not too dense and very flavorful Our favorite: Salted caramel Atmosphere: Small, not a lot of seating, and very crowded: this place is pretty popular. This image does not do justice to the color of the red velvet cupcake from Sweet Mandy B’s. from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” would say, they were “dry like toast.” Southwords tried three varieties and the only one that mildly stood out was the gluten-free (Not our first choice; Southwords prefers to live in a world accepting of all ingredients) banana Nutella which, truly, was not that bad. It was the most flavorful out of the three and was actually pretty moist. The other two cupcakes were...actually, we’ll just stop there. No worries, though. As we soon saw, there are plenty of better cupcake bakeries in the city. After Oprah leaves ABC this year, there will finally be air time to run “Southwords’ Favorite Things” during the holidays instead. Needless to say, cupcakes from Sweet Mandy B’s, our second bakery, will make the cut as one of the featured items. All of the middle-aged women in the

audience will shriek at a level that only dogs can hear as they sample the petite pastries. It has to be said, though—Sweet Mandy B’s has actually been a favorite bakery for quite some time. Similar to the difficulty of saying goodbye to an old love affair, it was hard to separate past experiences from the most recent, but we did our best. The bake shop is known for some pretty funky flavors, so we knew we had to try a few. On the crawl, four cupcakes were tried here and each of them was just incredible. Most notably, the classic vanilla with colored butter cream icing and sprinkles. Needless to say, Sweet Mandy B’s has upheld itself as a stellar cupcake bakery. They even have a plethora of other baked goods that may strike your fancy—all at reasonable prices, too.

The final destination on the cupcake crawl was Sprinkles. Apparently, they pioneered America’s recent cupcake craze. Since they are a chain, Southwords representatives questioned its credibility as a bakery. Boy, were we wrong. These cupcakes are obscenely delicious. Three funky flavors were sampled, and if even possible, each was more delicious than the previous. The salted caramel cupcake, however, was unparalleled by any other treat we had that day. An incredibly moist, caramel flavored cake, topped with caramel icing and sprinkled with sea salt…just call it heaven on Earth. Don’t tell Sweet Mandy B’s, but Sprinkles may just have the leg up in terms of cupcakes. Southwords thoroughly enjoyed the city culinary excursion. Can we say “Part Two”?

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s a m t s i Chr Southwords explores the best-selling Christmas gifts from the past 18 years. Maybe you’ll see some of your favorite childhood toys on the list (courtesy of Santa, of course.)

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Barney Doll As the first year of the “Barney and Friends” TV show, the Barney dolls gained popularity amongst kids throughout the nation. Kids enjoyed the simplicity and innocence of the beloved, purple dinosaur.

“Toy Story” Merchandise “Toy Story” was a first in film-making because not only did it start the alliance of Disney/ Pixar , but it was the first fully-computer-generated movie. Before “Toy Story,” all scenes in animated movies were hand drawn. These images marked a new era of more realistic animation that brought the toys to life.

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Power Rangers There have been numerous groups of Power Rangers; however, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were the first group that had an effect on kids. Each had his or her favorite, and wasn’t afraid to explain why the Red Ranger would beat both the Blue and Yellow Rangers. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers flew off the store shelves around Christmastime, making them the best seller of 1993.

Beanie Babies Ty Toy Inc. launched their first Beanie Babies in 1993. By 1997, Ty had introduced a greater variety of characters to choose from. Beanie Babies were reasonably priced so parents could buy more than one for their children. With unique names, a brief background, and cute colors, kids made sure to put Beanie Babies on their Christmas list.

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Magic Eye Pictures Magic Eye Pictures used 2D images and arranged tiny dots in patterns to create an illusion. After adujsting focus correctly, the reader would see a 3D image. Magic Eye books stayed on the New York Times Best Seller list for 73 weeks in 1994 and continue to sell today.

Pogs To play, each player started out with a certain number of Pogs and had to contribute an equal number to build a stack in the center. Each player was then given a heavier game piece to slam on the pile. Whoever had the most Pogs at the end of the game won. Pogs’ interesting name came from a juice company, because before becoming a game, Pogs were used as juice caps.

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Furby Getting a Furby meant making a full-time commitment. If not “fed” and petted enough, the Furby could easily come down with a cold, complete with bouts of coughing and sneezing. With over two million sales in 1998 alone, Tiger Electronic’s ‘Furby’ was the must-have item of the Christmas season.

Pokémon Everyone remembers Pikachu; the tiny, yellow, lightning-bearing critter from the world of Pokémon. However, Pikachu, compared to other Pokémon critters such as Mewtwo and Arceus, was not as capable on the Pokémon battlefield in the well-known Pokémon card game. Trading cards, video games, movies, and television shows, cluttered Christmas lists in 1999, resulting in a $5 billion industry.

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Poo-chi From the Tiger Electronics branch of Hasbro Toys, the same company that introduced Furby in 1998, came a new breed of electronic pets, the Poo-chi. Poo-chi’s barking and singing replaced the Furby’s speaking, and it was able to interact with others of its kind. Also, Poo-chi had to be fed from its electronic bone; the more Poo-chi was fed, the happier and more active it was.

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Rescue Heroes The Rescue Heroes clan included firefighters, police officers, a veterinarian with a pilot’s license, a rescue dolphin, a construction worker, and a lifeguard, all of whom were constantly prepared to serve the public in the event of a crisis. Along with the action figures, one could purchase accessories such as the Command Center, a helicopter, a dune buggy, and a hydrofoil.

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Bratz Dolls The original fashion-forward posse of four included Sasha, Cloe, Yasmin, and Jade. They were a multiracial bunch with a sense of style that, many parents concluded, was a bit too promiscuous for their pre-teen daughters. Other than their clothes, the controversy that surrounded the doll, and also brought it popularity, was the lawsuit against MGA Entertainment, the dolls’ maker, filed by Mattel, the maker of Barbie.

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Yucky Yo Balls The fad of this year was the infamous Yucky Yo Balls—a squishy yo-yo made from a plastic material. However, this fad was largely brought to an end when it was banned by the government of the United Kingdom. As it turns out, the rubber that serves as the string for the Yucky Yo Balls posed a strangulation threat to young children.

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Robosapien A fully-functioning robotic toy, complete with motion sensors and personality, came in as the top toy of this year. Made by the WowWee Robotics Company, it featured 67 pre-programmed functions, such as pick-up, throw, kick, dance, kung-fu, belch, and rap among others. Robosapien was also fully programmable by remote control, with 84 program steps and four program modes.

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Tickle Me Elmo Upgraded from standing still to rolling on the floor laughing and smashing his fist on the ground, the Tickle Me Elmo’s packaging was designed to make it impossible to see the doll without buying it. Those things, coupled with the digital clock created by Toys ‘R’ Us and Amazon, made this doll the musthave item in 2006.

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Ben 10 Action Figures Created by Bandai, Ben10 Action figures are based off of “Ben10,” a Cartoon Network animated series. “Ben10” is about a boy who accidentally gets a watch-like alien device, the Omnitrix, attached to his wrist, which then allowed him to turn into ten different alien creatures. Every creature had a special feature or power, and every kid wanted his or her own.

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Tamagotchi Connexion Created by Bandai and first made popular in Japan, the Tamagotchi Connection was the world’s first virtual pet in 1996. It was a tiny egg shaped interactive toy that provided children with their very own pet to take care of. Tamagotchi Connexion, teaching kids both responsibility and providing fun, returned in 2005 and allowed for kids to play games, feed, and cure the virtual pet.

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Go Go Hamsters The collectable hamsters from Zhu Zhu Pets “scoot, scamper, bump and boogie” anywhere they are put. There are four hamsters, Mr. Squiggles, Num Nums, Chunk, and Pipsqueak, each with their own personality and sounds. They can run around on the floor, or in their playsets.

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The toy of the year for 2010 has yet to be announced; however, there are a few clear frontrunners. Squinkies are the new collectible trend. These are soft squishy figures that can be worn as jewelry, be pencil toppers, or displayed in sets. Silly Bandz are popular collectibles as well. Mattel’s Barbie Video Girl is also in the running, with a working video camera in the doll’s necklace and a video screen in her back. Paper Jamz, thin toy guitars or drums that are played by “Guitar Hero 3” In this year, “Guitar Hero 3” was released around touching the paper, have quickly become the world for Playstation 1 and 2, as well as on the popular in the technology arena. other major gaming consoles. Fans went crazy over the new company, Neversoft, and its first release of the popular title. This game included co-op mode, which allowed players to compete against others for the first time ever, and there were downloadable tracks for users to purchase.

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Cheez-it – At Southwords, we expect a lot out of our top ten commercials. This cheesy commercial just barely passes our test. Its immature sense of humor isn’t anything special, but it’s just memorable enough to make it on the list. The scientists at their headquarters talk to a wedge of cheese, auditioning different ones to see if they’re ready for the life of a Cheez-it cracker. Some people won’t find it too funny, but just tell them it’s “nacho” kind of humor. We may not have lab coats here at Southwords, but we know good humor when we see it.

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Stride - Stride’s employees are pretty protective of their secret flavor…even going so far as to, in this commercial, break into someone’s dorm room when he tries to reveal it. Not only do they break down the walls, but they do it on ostriches, while wearing helmets. Looking at the man’s face, he’ll probably never try to reveal the flavor again, or they’ll find him once again. It was a bigger hit than most commercials this year, and it comes in at a respectable number nine on our list.

DirecTV - Apparently once you get DirecTV, you automatically receive dogs playing poker (literally), “Twilight” playing on a solid gold flat-screen, and a mini- giraffe. The heavy foreign accent of the main character makes this commercial very memorable. “If you want the best, then get the best,” and DirecTV is considered the best. After this commercial, not only will you “has opulence,” you will desperately want a mini-giraffe. Still not convinced that DirecTV is the best? There’s more in the “Faceingbook.”

Skittles - Skittles zaps us again with yet another shockingly funny commercial. An old man uses a tube sock creature to shock him, making for an electrifying experience in place of the new “Fizzled Fruit” Skittles. Their house isn’t exactly the Taj Mahal, and the shag carpeting is simply stunning. Looking carefully at this creature, it’s apparent that one leg is a lot thicker than the other. Why you may ask? We’re not quite sure, but it makes the commercial an utter riot, and you might just be tazed with laughter.

FedEx – The motor-mouth employees at FedEx show their not-so-lucky sides. Every base is covered in this one, from knocking on wood, to having a rabbit’s foot, to salt over the shoulder, to the memorable leprechaun moment. If you don’t use FedEx, your luck might run out, like this guy. There’s no wood since they redesigned the building to be eco-friendly, there was no rabbit’s foot but instead a bear paw, the salt turned out to be a salt substitute, and there was no leprechaun. Looks like he should’ve used FedEx.

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Adidas - Everyone knows Ken Jeong as the memorable Asian man from the comedy “The Hangover,” but now he’s infamous for yet another comical bit. This one displays Jeong as “Slim Chin,” the selfproclaimed “Beast from the Far East,” advertising the company’s new shoes. After showing off his solid gold jet ski and a caviar pool complete with a butler, he introduces Derrick Rose and his Adidas kicks. The commercial is awesome, and freaky; just like his lady pyramid.

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Allstate - We all know what mayhem is, but Allstate Insurance’s personification of it makes for quite a humorous commercial. A battered man, who takes the form of common ways you get into a car accident and how you could be paying a lot more if you have bad insurance. OMG Allstate’s not even expensive. In this commercial, Mayhem is portrayed as a teenaged girl who is emotionally compromised and doesn’t hesitate to slam into a parked car, and drive off. “Whoopsies.”

#3 Geico - How many commercials have a pig squealing, “Wee, wee, wee” all the way home? Just one. Geico takes the number three spot with this clever commercial advertising car insurance. You can’t help but chuckle when you see it, but some people just really can’t stand the ad. We thought it was clever enough for the bronze medal. The piglet is sitting in a car seat, hanging out of the window, holding a pinwheel while squealing, to the annoyance of everyone else in the car.

Snickers - You’re not you when you’re hungry. Snickers believes that we become divas when we’re famished; possibly even elderly. This commercial, featuring Betty White and Abe Vigoda, premiered this year for the Super Bowl, and has been a fan favorite ever since. The combination of old people and football is unforgettable. It takes our number two spot on 2010 commercials. Not a fan of Snickers? That’s not what your girlfriend says.

Old Spice - Look at the person next to you, now back to this article. They are not reading this article, but if they stopped doing their homework, they could be. The Old Spice guy has become famous for this hilarious commercial and has taken the top spot on 2010’s most memorable commercials. He starts in a bathroom then ends on a horse just from using this body wash. It even spawned a Sesame Street parody starring Grover. Enough said.

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oel Thomas Zimmerman is a 29-year-old Canadian progressive, electro, and house producer who goes by the name of Deadmau5 (pronounced “dead mouse”). Coming from Niagara Falls, Ontario, he grew up with a vast obsession for computers. At the age of 15, he began creating chip-tunes, which he explained as, “musical compositions made using the chips from old computers.” These chip-tunes caught the attention of several Numetal musicians in Los Angeles. Zimmerman ended up collaborating with Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee in his rap metal album “Method of Mayhem,” back in 1999. Ten years later, they remain friends, working together from time to time. You may come to find that Deadmau5 seems to be somewhat of a strange name, but it does have a story behind it. One day, while working with a 3D program, he came across a dead mouse actually inside of his computer. He made his screen name Deadmau5, since dead mouse was too long, and became known as “that dead mouse guy” to the people he chatted with. “Electrifying,” is the only word to describe the music he generates, and his live performances are

a must see. Senior Max Martin describes his music as, “Fun and upbeat. Every song draws you in. Deadmau5 is the cheese.” Zimmerman typically plays his own material, accumulating tracks on the fly, and using revolutionary computer technology, including software he’s helped create himself. “There are no CDs involved,” he explains. His unique approach to music has definitely thrown him into dance music’s A-list, and saying he is the most exciting name in “clubland” right now is not an overstatement. To add on to his performance, he always wears his trademark giant mouse head when performing at concerts. No hard work goes unrewarded. He was nominated for a Grammy back in 2009, though he unfortunately did not win. In addition to his own solo career, Deadmau5 is recognized for his work with various other producers and DJs, such as MC Flipside, Rob Swire of Pendulum, Kaskade, Skrillex, and Steve Duda. The brand new album,“4x4=12,” includes 11 tracks featuring his classic electro/house style and even dubstep influence on some tracks. His single “Sofi Needs a Ladder” was released on October 31, followed by weekly singles that led up to the official release date of the album. “4x4=12” has dropped, and it wouldn’t be a bad idea for you to go pick a copy up and listen for yourself.

Tron’s remake of a legacy hits theaters in Dec. that holds the key to defeating the MCP. The original film did have a cult audience, STAFF WRITER and its popularity grew through word of mouth. he hottest film coming out this winter doesn’t Though not everyone has seen the film, many have anything to do with Santa, Christmas, know of its style and some of the more famous video games, novels, p g s. It has spectacular effects, possibly moments. The film spawned or Nutcrackers. better than “Avatar, Avatar,” yet its source material was and now, finally, a sequel film. “TRON Legacy” takes place many years ye after a flop. This can an describe only one film: “TRON still played Legacy.” As you ou may know, “TRON” was origi- the first film. Now, Kevin Flynn, who is st ye after nally a film released eleased in 1982, and featured some by Jeff Bridges, has disappeared several years Sam Flynn getting his title, leaving behind his son, Sa mputer effects ever made. of the first computer has (Garrett Hedlund). Sam S “TRON’s” vision sion of the computer grown up and receives receiv a call realm was unique nique and inspired. It from his father. He H heads treated ordinary ary programs as huback to the old arcade mans, with them hem resembling from the first film, and their users. gets zapped into the Kevin Flynn (Jeff The computer world. wo Bridges) is a computer Olfilm also includes incl programmer whose work ivia Wilde as Quorra, was stolen byy his senior a fighting program executive who ho becomes Sam on his who helps Sa a millionaire off of them. quest. Flynn tries to o hack into The film is also nothe system off the corporaPHOTO PH PHOT HOT OT TO CO COUR COURTESY URTE URT RTE ESY OF O FLICKR.COM FLIC ICK CK KR.C R.CO R CO OM musical score, table for its music tion by using an experimental duo Daft written by the techno d digital laser. Flynn gets zapped into th style the computer world when the laser he’s using mal- Punk. Daft Punk has stated before that their has been greatly influenced by “TRON,” so it only functions. The new world he enters is a dazzling, distinct seems logical that they would be scoring this film. land of computer programs brought to life, all Their album was released on Dec. 7, but some of ruled under the hands of the evil Master Control their music had been leaked previously. The muProgram (MCP). Flynn is forced to fight in com- sic heard is both reminiscent of Daft Punk’s work petitive games such as the famous “Light Cycles.” and is fitting for the world of “TRON.” “TRON He escapes with the help of “TRON,” a computer Legacy” will be released Dec. 17, in IMAX and program built by Alan Bradley (Bruce Boxleitner) Disney Digital 3D.

Andrew Salomon

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Mediterranean feast Austin Bryniarski COMMENTARY ENTARY EDITOR

COURTESY OF PITAINN.COM

DECEMBER 17, 2010 VOL. 47, NO. 4

and. Camels. mels. Monotheism. All of these fantastastic thingss hail from the Middle East, butt also rankingg among them m is d Mediterranean ffood. However, we need not trek across the Fertile Crescent to enjoy falafel and kifta kebab – a drive down Dempster is all that is necessary to enjoy everything the Middle East has to offer: I’m talking, of course, about Pita Inn. With three locations gracing suburban Chicagoland, Pita Inn’s menu offers an authentic array of cuisine. When ordering, however, there is no way to settle on one dish – that’s why the combination plate (aptly titled the “Feast”) is the best option. Shish kebab, kifta kebab, shwarma, and falafel cover a bed of golden rice pilaf and are served with fresh-out-of-the-oven pita bread. All of this food is just under $8, but if you go during the lunch hour, it’s a little under $5—a deal you won’t find anywhere else on this side of the Prime Meridian. All of the meats taste delicious, the rice takes up all of their flavors, and the pita is fresh, warm, and perfect for making a sandwich of your food. Lettuce and tomato also accompany your plate for this exact reason. But the star of the show is the falafel —deep fried spheres of ground chickpea— the restaurant’s signature dish. The two sauces that complement your meal are for the adventurous, but even if you’re not, try them anyway. The hot sauce is pretty spicy, but the cold ingredients make the punch a little less intense. The tahini has a nice savory flavor, but is so uncommon in our usual diets, that its taste is difficult to describe. Case in point: don’t say you don’t like it until you take my advice and try it. For a sweet end to a delicious feast, try the baklava-it won’t disappoint. The honey and pistachios come together to create a crispy yet gooey rhombus of puff pastry. Choose this treat over the other dessert option, kinafa. The atmosphere is nice—lawn ornaments and outdoor seating are noticeable upon entrance, but an otherwise normal-looking interior is enhanced by an enticing aroma and traditional Middle Eastern music. A nice amount of kitsch adorns the walls, but you really can’t expect much more. Don’t let the ten-mile drive discourage you— make the pilgrimage to Pita Inn and become a believer. Find a ride and have an open mind—I highly recommend it. For locations and hours, go to http://www.pitainn.com.

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Think before you speak: End the “R”-word Katie Solberg GUEST WRITER

Is “Bieber-bashing” a waste of time? Claire Dockery STAFF WRITER

year or so ago, a friend sent me a link to a music video for a new hit song. As the song began to play, I decided that I did not particularly care for what I assumed to be a track on Rihanna’s latest album. While reading my e-mails, I noticed a comment under the link my friend sent me: “Isn’t he terrible?” He? This was my first introduction to the pop-culture phenomenon to-be, Justin Bieber, and my first time asking the question, “why does everyone seem to dislike him?” The Canadian pop singer has escalated from a familiar name to the heartthrob featured on every pre-teen magazine and one of the most hated people in the USA. “Bieber-bashing” has become a new favorite activity for teens all over the country. Snarky comments about Justin Bieber on the Internet have become even more common—in fact, upon typing into the Google search bar “why does everyone,” the first auto-complete option to pop up is “why does everyone hate Justin Bieber?” When a viral video of Bieber walking into a glass door surfaced, the world laughed. When he hosted an online survey in which he invited fans to choose

the country to begin a tour, North Korea received the most votes. The world laughed harder. In all honesty, has the world accomplished anything by going on its rampant tirade against Bieber? The sixteen-year-old remains one of the most well-known and listened-to musical artists. Rather than sullying the Internet with nearconstant defamation of a singer, people ought to simply stop paying attention to him in the media and stop listening to his music. Perhaps he’ll fade out even quicker than most teenage pop stars. We have more important things to worry about than catchy and overproduced pop music targeted at 13-year-old girls. In retrospect, Bieber is about as harmful as a week-old puppy. But our painfully detached generation often fails to recognize the existence of real problems that are worthy of our time and energy. The fact that a sixteen-year-old singer is subject to more disdain from teens than issues like unemployment in an economic recession indicates that something is wrong. The responsibility of taking action to find reasonable solutions to some of the world’s many problems is nearly upon us. So let’s to stop wasting all those precious minutes of our lives disrespecting Justin Bieber.

Hawkoscope

ecause it is National Calendar Awareness Month, we brought in expert pseudo-astrologist Josh Timm to give the readers of Southwords their horoscopes. Aries – This is not your month. It is advisable to wear heavy clothing and stay indoors at all times. Something terrible is bound to happen to you, and it involves mermen. Taurus – Similar to the mighty bull, you attract bovine creatures, and may or may not be the villain in Rocky IV, Ivan Drago. Gemini – Most people don’t notice you, or confuse you with somebody else. You have no distinguishable features, and your personality is blander than Taco Bell’s mild sauce. You are a million out of a million. Easily replaceable, like Kleenex. Cancer –You will see or experience something terrible, but much like a phoenix, will rise from the ashes to become an even better person. You will bend, not break, like Silly Bandz. Leo – You will experience extremely odd and jarring dreams, but when you wake up, you will realize that you may or may not still be in a dream. The dreams may revolve around a surprisingly large, seemingly invincible boat. The dream will end in disaster, although upon waking up for real, you will have a keen eye for ice. Virgo – Blocked by CIPA filter. Bummer.

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Libra – You are similar to the Spanish word for “book.” You are very studious, but like to have fun as well. You are most likely very pale, and need to straighten your hair. Scorpio – The ability of speaking to scorpions will be granted to you, although you will not be popular among the tight clique of trendy, well-dressed scorpions. Being an outcast among scorpion and insect-kind alike brings you great sadness, although being rejected by your peers is nothing new to you. Sagittarius – Much like the elusive centaurs of the role-playing game “Dungeons and Dragons,” you are half-horse, half-man. Even though you are mighty in the field of battle, your lower horse half makes dating awkward and difficult. Women constantly pass you over for tail-less men, but it is not your fault. They are just shallow. Capricorn – You are a sea goat, easily attracted by both cheese and schools of fish. Ironically, you despise goat cheese. Goatees will look extraordinarily good on you, so test out how fast you can grow facial hair, even if you are a woman. Aquarius – Your life is getting a little murky. Try to change your filters so that things are clearer and you’re less prone to a biological infection. Don’t use too much chlorine, though—you might get sued. Pisces – You are a fish. You try to impress your friends by breathing underwater, but they choose to spend time with a Capricorn instead.

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hen we are frustrated, we tend to exaggerate—words slip out, with different definitions than intended, and we soon forget what they actually mean. The “r” word, or “retard,” is one of those words being used in an unfortunately hurtful way, despite a lack of hurtful intent. The word “retard” is simply an offensive term that generalizes and hurts both people with intellectual disabilities and their friends and family members. If we want our school to be a kind and safe environment for everyone, we must stop the usage of the word. “Retard” (or “retarded”) is thrown into conversation far too often. Students, parents, and even coaches use it to describe a person, task, or activity. Generally, they mean to say “weird” or “stupid,” but they decide to say “retard” or “retarded” instead. Not only is this a poor choice of words, but it is also an offensive term to people with intellectual disabilities. I understand that most of the time, it is not intentionally hurtful. These people may not be trying to be offensive, but that doesn’t make it acceptable. Until a relatively short time ago, intellectual disabilities were not completely understood and people with intellectual disabilities were excluded from society and institutionalized. Today, the inappropriate use of the word “retard” reinforces the idea that people with intellectual disabilities are unacceptably different, effectively isolating them. People with mental disabilities are born that

way, and cannot change the way they are. They have done nothing wrong, yet their condition is constantly used to make fun of things. When someone says, “That’s so retarded,” they are saying that something is as dumb or stupid as a person with intellectual disabilities. Obviously, this is a cruel, false assumption—people with intellectual disabilities are very intelligent. However, their brains work differently in ways that modern science still does not understand. People with intellectual disabilities work very hard to perform tasks that others may consider easy in order to fit into society. Therefore, when someone says the “r” word even casually, it shows a lack of respect for all the hard work these people do on a daily basis. “Retard” has been used inappropriately for far too long, but it is not too late to change Maine South’s vocabulary. Language is constantly evolving, and people are influenced by both what they hear and the reinforcement they receive. This can be seen in “Mean Girls,” when a girl valiantly tries to get the phrase “That’s so fetch” to catch on. However, another girl refuses to accept it, so she eventually gives up. Imagine the effect of a similar effort to stop the use of the word “retard.” By simply stating, “You shouldn’t say that word,” one person can affect both the person who said it and everyone who heard the exchange. So what can a Maine South student do? First, don’t say the word yourself. Lead by example. Secondly, let others know that “retard” is not an acceptable word to use. One person can make a difference, but if the whole school made a dedicated effort, Maine South could become a much more accepting place.

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The solution to 2011’s convolutions: Resolutions

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of your favorite celebrities. rities. Watching more of these quality television shows can be a great way to o pass the time utlook on your and improve your outlook s: “Sarah Palin’s own life. Three words: Alaska.” Resolve to treat at yourself to afeteria cookie at least one cafeteria a day eria cookies The new cafeteria st delicious are some of the most creations that you can n consume, ese mouthso to have one of these h day seems watering cookies each to be a necessity. Resolve to see Maine South an football sports other than eam wins The basketball team too, you know. Super fan it up. Also, volleyball was on fire last year. There are plenty of teams n’t have to watch when you don’t too much homework. Resolve to buy those cute boots that aren’t Uggs o look Your feet deserve to ng boots are fine too. Leather riding in style. Try out a pair with your favorite skinny jeans, and you’ll have a classy outfit 365 days a ). year (at least for 2011).

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punch line of the joke. Laughing while trying to tell a joke can lead up to great STAFF WRITER expectations in your audiences’ minds very New Year is a time to start which can also lead to great let downs. fresh, a time for rejuvenation, and If you’re going to laugh at the joke, a time to restate the same resolutions make sure it’s actually funny. we hoped to accomplish that year. The Resolve to trim “Facebook classic resolutions such as, “I want to fat” lose 20 pounds” or “I’m going to make Everyone has those few Facebook more money” are the repetitious goals that are set by the same people each friends who you haven’t spoken to year. The entire tradition of making since fourth grade, and who, frankly, resolutions is a dated ritual that needs you think are a little creepy. Just to be revived by a younger generation. secretly delete their friendship and Let’s face it: we high schoolers are not they won’t even notice; unless they the most motivated crowd to go out secretly stalk your profile. In that case, and change lives, so goal-setting is it’s still good to make sure that person’s something that falls through the cracks blocked. year after year. Resolve to dress decently once According to a recent national a week survey, 40-50% of Americans make We all know that the desire to New Year’s resolutions. After 6 months, only 45% of those people maintained dress your best everyday for school them. In an effort to improve these is exhausting, so most people end up statistics, here are a few resolutions wearing pajama pants and t-shirts five that are easily in reach for success for days a week. Try going with a nicer look for that one day a week where our generation. your hair is actually combed and your Resolve to join a school club socks match. for reasons other than the free Resolve to skip the book and pizza see the movie Let’s face it, pizza’s great, but try Even though most of the time to make a commitment to join one of Maine South’s various clubs for the overwhelming reaction to bookreasons of enjoyment or to make new based movies are negative, save some friends, rather than delicious food. time and just see the movie. You might Join a club you actually have interest be missing out on a few key moments, in so that you get free food and have but the overall story line will be present. Go the social route and enjoy an enjoyable time. the Hollywood version. Resolve to stop laughing at Resolve to watch more reality your own jokes TV No matter how funny the joke Reality TV is a great escape from might be, nothing is more annoying to people then watching you choke on stress, allowing you to relax your mind laughter while you try to articulate the and focus on the “real life” situations

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Resolve to read S outhword s more often ontent The humor and content vide that we strive to provide is only possible with your asm. eagerness and enthusiasm. ys in 2011 Let’s make those Fridays better together.

What’s your New Year’s Resolution?

“Run 10 miles every day.” -Vince Dinwiddie ‘12

“Grow a 5-foot beard.” -Omar Ahmad ’11

“Attend to my womanly duties and spend more time in the kitchen.”

-Ariel Clark-Semyck ‘11

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“Stop falling asleep in class.” -Elaina Frankos ‘14

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TXTaTIP: Good in theory, but can it be abused? Austin Bryniarski COMMENTARY EDITOR

Not long ago, I found out about the new “TXTaTIP” (Text a Tip, for you teachers) campaign at a football game—a way for teens and adults alike to be able to text a crime tip to the local police station. Introduced with the help of the Maine C o m mu n i t y Yo u t h Assistance Foundation

PHOTO BY AUSTIN BRYNIARSKI

Katie Hernandez EDITOR-IN-CHIEF irectly after the Maine South football team won the state championship, the Illinois High School Association made allegations concerning inappropriate comments made prior to the award ceremony and the handling of counterfeit sideline passes at the state game. Instead of first contacting the school and figuring out what exactly happened, the IHSA released the accusations to the press. The way the IHSA and news publications handled the events was unprofessional and unfair to the players. They took situations that had nothing to do with the outcome of the game or the integrity of the players and turned a celebration into an opportunity to bring down the otherwise amazing accomplishment of the Maine South football program. After any team wins a championship, other teams’ supporters will talk trash. Rumors will spread and sore losers will complain. Teams will always use insults and excuses to try to rationalize a disappointing loss. But this year, after Maine South won its third straight title, the IHSA took things too far. “We are concerned that they used fraudulent passes to gain a competitive advantage by having extra coaches, extra spotters and

was that “tattle-taling” is juvenile, childish, and essentially whining. But I can’t blame MCYAF for taking advantage of the vindictive, revengeseeking side of our society—the organization simply wants to make Park Ridge safer. Were these parties to get busted, via “tattle-taling” or not, Park Ridge becomes a much safer, healthier place. For example, what if someone was seriously ill at a party? Instead of having to call the police and stating names, anyone, regardless of their presence at the party, could contact the tip line and everyone involved would be safer, even if it is at the risk of getting in trouble. Or, what if a party were to involve so much drinking that it ran the risk of producing drunk drivers? With the tip line in place, a party could be shut down and reduce any sort of deaths

related with DUI. If so-and-so were to throw a party that I wasn’t invited too, sure, I’d be a little mad. But, still, I or anyone else could use the “TXTaTIP” to make Park Ridge a safer place, and to reduce the negative effects alcohol has on society. Lives could be saved, especially if things were to get out of hand. Even if that “tattling” that might ensue from this opportunity is seen as juvenile and immature, it might as well justify the fact that we can use the tool as a means of safety and “reducing alcohol, tobacco, and other drug use among Maine Township youth”—just as MCYAF says it wants to. A life saved is more important than a tattler’s selfish purposes. Machiavelli had it right. In this case, the ends justify the means, even if the means are kind of mean.

extra people not available to other folks,” said IHSA executive director Marty Hickman. Not only was it inappropriate to make these statements to the public so quickly, but it was also inappropriate for him to speculate that extra people equates with cheating, especially since there were no headsets or clipboards with any of the “coaches” or “spotters” that would suggest the intent to gain a competitive advantage. Breaking the rules by creating, distributing, or using fake passes is wrong, but people must know that having the extra sideline presence in no way affected the outcome of the 28-7 win. Alumni don’t score touchdowns, the players do. The Maine South football program resembles a family. As part of this family, alumni were on sidelines to support the team. Those who created the illegitimate passes should be held responsible, but the IHSA handled the situation improperly, leading to a backlash of hatred against our school. The message board under the ChicagoBreakingSports.com’s article “8A champ Maine South faces possible sanctions” has 118 comments, many of which attack the Maine South football team and Maine South in general. These posts slander the team, making unfounded allegations about having cheated their way to three state titles. But the players had nothing to do with the counterfeit passes or unsportsmanlike words said during the award ceremony. The incidents at state show nothing about

the integrity of the players. Most of the comments made are pure rumor and malice. The IHSA and the Chicago-area media allowed for message boards and forums to fill with offensive rumors about Maine South and its team. Because of the way the media and the IHSA handled the incident, the players—and our student population in general—have suffered the fall out. The coaching staff has taken an unfair beating as well. Because the IHSA immediately spread word about the offenses, the media unnecessarily exploited the occurrence. It opened the door for others to make negative comments about Maine South’s students and staff. For example, WSCR 670 AM on-air personalities Boers and Bernstein made slanderous comments about Maine South’s coaching staff. These harsh words were incredibly disrespectful and untrue. The media needs to realize that this is a high school team. What they publish needs to be handled in a different way than other sports media. The way people trash-talked Maine South’s players resembled the way NFL fans criticize professional players; the difference is, our students aren’t paid millions to spend hours a day training and practicing. They devote their time for the pure love of the game. Most of these boys have been playing all their lives with the goal of getting to state and winning a championship. Even after some Maine South fans lost hope following

their first two losses, they kept it together and worked hard to go undefeated for the rest of the season. For many of the players, it’s their senior year, and they shouldn’t have to look back on the experience and remember how their team was publicly attacked for things the players couldn’t control. Regarding the alleged removal of Maine South’s state title, Hickman told the press on Monday, Nov 29 that “anything is on the table with regard to sanctions.” To hint that South’s title could be taken away without fully investigating the accusations was unprofessional and unfair to the players and the team supporters. Later in the week, Hickman made it clear that the sanctions would not likely include the loss of the state title. It’s unclear why Hickman would note that the title could be at stake when in actuality, stripping Maine South of the championship title is not a just punishment for the allegations made. The coaching staff is filled with men who care deeply for their team, and work hard for their players. Although inappropriate comments deserve consequences, it’s unfair to make public accusations before meeting with any of the staff. When it comes down to it, the final score was 28-7. The Maine South football players, coaches, and program deserve nothing but respect for achieving the amazing accomplishment of winning a third straight championship.

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(MCYAF), the program was rolled out to help curb teenaged drinking and local crime. By simply texting a detail to “CRIMES,” the Park Ridge police station will receive notification. To help take away some of the stress that might come with calling 911, it’s completely anonymous, so there is no “blame game” involved. However, that same night, I heard a story of how this tip line was being abused. Someone had texted the number saying that there was a party at the house of a person that the texter didn’t necessarily like—an example of what would seem to be inappropriate vengeful behavior. The anonymity the text number offers also provides an easy oppotunity to “tattle-tale.” My gut reaction to this

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Junior Nick Calabrese inbounds a pass in the December 7 contest against the Evanston Wildcats. The Hawks won the game 51-45.

Boys’ basketball starts off season 5-0 Marc Saladino STAFF WRITER

SPORTS

a s t ye ar’s re c ord - bre a k i ng third-place finish created high expectations for the boys’ basketball team this season. But after losing four of their five former starters, there was doubt the Hawks could live up to all the hype. A 5-0 overall record to kick off the season seems to have cleared things up, starting with four commanding wins in the Maine West tournament over Wheeling, Sullivan, Englewood, and Maine West, in addition to a victory over Evanston. The Maine West tournament was a deciding moment for many of the players on the young team. “We got a bunch of kids who had very little varsity experience,” said coach Tony Lavorato, “and [the tournament] got them experience.” As a four-year varsity member, Matt Palucki is looked to as a leader of the team. However seniors Alex Sir, Casey Bruce, Tony Albano and juniors Nick Calabrese and Matt Lahey have also stepped up to fill the void left from last year’s departing seniors. The Hawks began the Maine West

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invitational against Wheeling, leading at the end of the half 23-20. In the third quarter, the Hawks pulled away with a 16-0 run with the help of junior Pat Gawrylo’s 11 points. Senior Matt Palucki led South with 22 points and 19 rebounds, ending the game with a final score 56-36. The undefeated Hawks moved on to play the Sullivan Tigers. The game was a blow out, ending 82-17. The Hawks kept their momentum into the next game against Englewood, winning 60-39. Once again, South was lead by Matt Palucki, who scored a tournament-best 32 points. But the best game was saved for last, with their toughest challenge in the final game against 3-0 host team and CSL rival Maine West. The Hawks and Warriors were at a 44-44 stalemate at the end of regulation, sending the game into overtime. With Palucki’s 7-8 free-throws, the Hawks were able to shut out the Warriors, securing their final victory with a 53-44 finish. Even after the first-place win, there was little time for celebration. The first conference game of the year was quickly approaching. This time the Hawks would face up against the Evanston Wildkits. As a well-known

basketball powerhouse, Evanston posed a threat to Maine South’s 4-0 record. But head coach Tony Lavorato was not concerned. “If we...play well, control the boards, take care of the ball and control transition, we will be fine,” he commented. And indeed, his prediction was dead on. Neck-and-neck from the start, Evanston took the first lead 14-8 at the end of the first quarter. But things changed in the second quarter, when the Hawks came back with a 13-1 run. It was only during the end of the second quarter that the Hawks were able to secure a lead, ending the half seven points ahead. Fr o m t h e r e , Ma i n e S o u t h controlled the game, forcing Evanston to make four consecutive turnovers and give up 35 more points, ending with a 51-45 victory. Matt Pa luck i led t he te am statistically, scoring 21 points and securing 6 rebounds. He was followed closely by Tony Albano, who contributed 11 points, 5 assists and 3 steals. In beating the Wildkits, the Hawks have proven themselves to be one of the strongest teams in the conference, disproving the prediction from CSL Insider that ranked Evanston number

one and Maine South number two. For returning six-foot-three sophomore John Solari, Evanston was his first game of the season due to football. Though he got little playing time in 2009, many expect him to hit the ground running based off his performance during last year’s playoffs. However, the sophomore has a long way to go before he is in the full swing of things. “It will take John quite a bit of time before he is at the top of his game,” said Coach Lavorato. “Our goal is to improve everyday and if this happens, we will be successful.” Clearly, the Hawks are already on the road to success with a big conference win and tournament victory. This very well may be the year Maine South basketball can finally rise to the top and win the regional championship back-to-back for the first time since the 1989 and 1990 seasons.

Correction:

Southwords would like to apologize for misaligning the sports and for misquoting Mr. Lavorato in the November issue’s “Winter Grid.” The quote should have read “we hope to make another state title run.” Southwords regrets the error.

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Girls’ swimming competes in state STAFF EDITOR

n the 2010 season, the girls’ swimming team accomplished a lot, but no accomplishment was greater than qualifying for state for the first time in almost two decades. In mid-November, four underclassmen earned the right to go to state and compete in a number of events with nearly 40 others school. After three months of intense training, which included 15 to 17 hours per week in the pool, sophomore Lauren Buszydlo, sophomore Maddy Coffey, sophomore Tyler Gooding and freshman, Jenna Zitkus swam well enough to get into the state meet. The girls qualified on November 13 and then had a week to fully prepare for the state meet on Nov. 20. That day, the four girls swam a 1.39.59 for Maine South in the 200-yard freestyle relay, setting the school record for that event. In addition, Zitkus swam the 200yard butterfly in a record 00.59.53, setting another school record. These outstanding times allowed the girls to qualify for the state competition. Maine South has one of the best swimming teams in the entire state, and the young team improves consistently. This year is not an exception. This is the first time in over 18 years that Maine South has had a

relay qualify for the state competition. At state, the girls placed 24th out of the 39 school competing. Zitkus also competed in the 200-yard butterfly as an individual. The Maine South freshman performed well at the event, posting an impressive 1.50.00. The girls’ varsity swimming Coach Kura, could not be happier to be coaching such talented, hard-work- Sophomore Tyler Gooding recently competed with three other girls at the state competiing and disciplinedtion. At state, the four girls set a Maine South record for the 200-yard freestyle relay. girls. “The state competition was a very individual and one more relay will exceeded it with flying colors. The good experience for the girls,” Coach qualify for state. team is now looking forward to next Kura said. “They are all very young Overall, the girls’ swimming year where they will have a number swimmers and it was a good experi- team did a very nice job this season. of underclassmen joining forces with ence for them to see how the state The team placed first in five of the the four girls who went to state. competition looks. I am very excited nine dual meets, had a two and three Although the season ended only about the next season and know that record in conference, and placed in a few weeks ago, the girls are already with these girls, I will not be disap- the top third in many of the invites back in the water training and look pointed.” throughout the season as well. forward to the season next year. He hopes that all the girls’ success After losing a number of upper- Maddey Coffey expressed her excitethis year will only motivate them classmen last year Hawks swimming ment for years to come, saying, “Our more to work even harder and have was looking for some key swimmers team was good this year, but I can’t better times next year. Coach Kura to fill their void. The four under- wait to see what happens next year.” hopes that next season, one more classmen not only did their job but PHOTO COURTESY JOSIE FIORETTO

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BOYS’ BASKETBALL

• GIRLS’ GYMNASTICS • BOYS’ SWIMMING • WRESTLING • GIRLS’ BASKETBALL

Julian Douglass

STAFF WRITER

t is undeniable that the Maine South football squad’s third consecutive state title comes as a surprise. After a rocky start—consecutive losses to Wheaton Warrenville South and Schaumburg—it seemed as if even winning a conference championship would be an extremely difficult task. But the Hawks were up to the challenge. They tallied twelve straight victories, but none was more vital than their comeback win over the favored Ramblers of Loyola Academy. The match up was expected to be a defensive struggle. The first half was a stalemate, as neither team could seem to establish a commanding presence. Trailing 13-7 in the fourth, however, Loyola junior quarterback Malcolm Weaver achieved consecutive rushing scores: a goal-line quarterback dive and a 63-yard scramble. Down nine with just over twoand-a-half minutes remaining, the Hawks were unwilling to succumb to pressure—especially not senior defensive lineman-turned-linebacker Connor Klein. “Connor told me to not stop believing,” said senior lineman Rocco Marchiori. “This wasn’t going

to be the last time we were putting on these jerseys.” On the next Maine South drive, sophomore quarterback Matt Alviti orchestrated a nine-play, 71-yard drive, featuring a third-down 35-yard completion to junior halfback Paul Preston. “I just broke a tackle and saw open field,” said Preston. Alviti then scored on a three-yard touchdown run. Jimmy Frankos missed the PAT, but the Hawks caught a break when Loyola’s Willy Palivos slipped on their threeyard line on the ensuing kickoff. On the following Loyola possession, all-state junior linebacker Tyler Fahey pounced on a fumble in the end zone by Loyola’s Malcolm Weaver for the game-winning touchdown. “They had their backs against the wall and we really knew that we needed to make a play,” Fahey said. The Hawks then added a Frankos field goal after Rocco Marchiori recovered yet another Rambler fumble. “Our defense came up huge in the end,” added Klein. “Our offense came up huge in the end. We’re so excited to come back to state.” After the win against Loyola Academy, the Hawks prepared for State, where they would be facing Mt. Carmel

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Football wins third straight title

Wide receiver Jimmy Frankos returns a punt in the second quarter of the state final. The Hawks beat Mt. Carmel 28-7. downs. After that, Alviti (16-21, 229 as they did in 2007. On their first series, South was shut yards, 1 TD, 1 rush TD) and Preston down at the goal line by the legendary (21 carries, 145 yards, 2 TD) both Carmel defense. But by the second scored to put the game out of reach. The defense seemed to be the “Xquarter, their defense was no match for the Hawks. Preston opened up the Factor” for a program traditionally scoring with a 14-yard touchdown run known for high-octane offenses. “Deand Alviti subsequently connected fense wins championships,” said head with senior wideout Imran Khan for a coach Mr. Inserra, “and our defense was outstanding.” One of the stand57-yard score. The second half was no different. outs on defense was cornerback Justin On the opening possession, on fourth Czerwionka who tied the state title and goal on the Hawks’ own two-yard game record with two interceptions. line, Connor Klein and safety Johnny The defense allowed 81 yards in the Ferro stopped Carmel junior halfback first half, and shut out the Caravan for Draco Smith for a clutch turnover-on- the game’s first 47 minutes.