SPARK VOL 72 ISSUE NO.4

FRIDAY 4TH DECEMBER 2015

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Reading students join protest against higher education reforms

Education officer, Niall Hamilton Image courtesy of: Heather Evans Photo courtesy of: Natalie Siah

HEATHER EVANS 3rd Year English Literature

On November 4th, a coach-full of Reading students travelled to London to join thousands of others from across the country to demonstrate our anger at the governments’ attack on free education. The reforms introduced by the Tory government will transform higher education into a luxury only the wealthiest can afford, making University an impossible dream for thousands of potential students – a dream which will result in even larger debts than we current students face, if it is to become a reality.

With plans to slash grants for disabled students, eradicate maintenance grants entirely, and increase fees for international students, we took to the streets of London in a rousing, if rainy, protest via Downing Street, which concluded in a brief encounter with the police.

Originally to protest the axing of maintenance grants, many protestors also sported banners in support of refugees, and some less politically-minded – several mentioning David Cameron and particular farmyard animals. The chanting got especially personal as we neared Downing Street – rousing pig-related poetry, the lyrics of which cannot grace the

pages of The Spark.

However, Reading students enjoyed the event, and felt it was an inspiring affair. Jake Hawkes, a Reading Masters student, says: “It was great to see so many students from different universities protesting against unfair and unethical cuts from our current government”.

Reading's Education Officer Niall Hamilton (pictured) agrees: “It was inspiring to see students taking action and getting their voices heard. We need to stand up together against the government and their attacks on student finance and show solidarity with one another.” continues on page 3...

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Terrorism has no religion NOOR KAMEL 1st Year Politics

Recently, there has been a significant rise in the number of hate crimes against Muslims in the UK since the horrific terror attacks that took place in Paris, Lebanon and many other places recently. People have been associating the entire Muslim

population with the so called “Islamic State” that claimed responsibility for the attacks, but what they do not seem to understand is how ISIS, or Daesh, is neither Islamic nor a state.

Daesh was born out of a wartorn zone, funded by external powers indirectly such as USA enabling their rapid growth. It first began in Iraq very unsuccessfully and then moved to Syria and

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Editors It’s too cold to keep your at bay Picks troubles Enjoy the time spent slowly defrosting

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Red Cup-troversy Picking up a coffee may cause a bit of a stir as some argue that Starbucks is trying to steal the cheer out of Christmas

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Day at the Races Rory Ford previews the annual Newbury Races!

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Photograph courtesy of: Nathalie Siah

NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

With numbers sliding down the thermostat, and your fingers feeling too numb to text, it is the best time to realize that little matters besides staying warm. Students have spent hours cuddling with their radiators, buying packs of tea meant for a family of ten and complaining on Yik Yak about going to sleep looking like an eskimo. Recently, a friend of mine theorized that cold countries tend to avoid fighting just to try and stay alive.

I truly believe that friendships are made when you can start seeing your breath. Let’s just go get a coffee and work it out instead eh?

When I’m not at The Spark (people find it hard to believe that I don’t correct things for a living), I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, making something out of nothing.

I find that there’s a lot of stress relief when you have large blades in your hands and gas flames at high temperatures blazing in a small room. I frequently get concerned comments from loved ones when I say things like, “I like knives” to myself, but what better way to vent out your frustration by furiously chopping spinach rather

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than chopping a person?

There is one bane of cooking however that everyone knows well; the frozen food equation.

Anything that enters deep freeze mode becomes rock solid and could even be used as a weapon— I’m not even kidding, check the news. These edible terrors are only manageable after hours of defrosting and only then, after throwing it into something extremely hot does it become safe to handle.

It is the time between freezing and soothingly warm that I find we operate most peacefully. A frozen lamb chop ready to meet its doom, lying untouched, knowing

that it will meet a toasty heaven.

For us, the pending time from winter to spring is the best time to celebrate. In a place where nothing green could survive, cherishing what little we have is beautiful in its own way. The warm socks, candy canes and mulled wine, are a reminder that even snow has its upsides.

Life hands you a problem the way food is when you take it out of the freezer. No matter what horrors that you’ve been dealing with up to know, know that the cold can only melt away. So let’s put aside our feelings of bitterness and watch the snowflakes fall.

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Snow Problem!

JEN DANIEL Deputy Editor

It’s that infamous time of year once again. Will it snow? Will it not snow? The moment the first weather report even hints at any kind of snowy weather, social media sites flood with a mix of panicked and over-excited users; some are desperate for a day off, while others are furious at the possibility of their flight being cancelled. Either way, the intense anticipation over a few flakes overwhelms the country every year..

We can’t deny that when it does snow (even if it’s just centimetre or two) it’s the most fun thing in

the world. The endless activities – snowball fights, building snowmen, sledging, to name just a few – can make a day fly by in the blink of an eye and turn the strictest, most uptight people into carefree kids. That’s the happy, positive side of snow in Britain.

Of course, we can’t forget the chaos that ensues alongside this entertainment. If we compare ourselves to neighbouring European countries, the way we handle snow is laughable. While many continue to function as normally as possible, Britain tends to shut down completely. Public transport grinds to a halt, schools and businesses close, airports cancel their services, customers buy out supermarkets – sometimes just at the mere mention of snow,

before the first flake has even fallen.

It’s really not easy to put in place measures to manage severe weather when we get it so inconsistently. There have been winters in my lifetime where the snow lay heavily enough to misplace a cat, but there have been many others without a single inch. The question is whether the potential for a few days’ snowy turmoil outweighs the cost and effort it would take to implement substantial procedures for us to function normally.

For now, though, let’s just enjoy the prospect of another amusing day frolicking in the snow.

Photograph by Beatrice Ridge

Photograph by Heather Evans

...continued from front page 'Priced out of Education' Deborah Hermanns, from the ‘National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts’ who organised the protest, said: “As a result of the further marketisation proposed in the higher education green paper and cuts to maintenance grants, thousands of students will be priced out of education and the whole structure of the sector will change, creating a multitier system and attacking poorer students and institutions.” The day began with similar messages:

“Education is a basic human right.

It is not something to be bought and sold,” shouted Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell in his speech before the protest began, using a megaphone to be heard by the listening crowds.

The ensuing atmosphere was one of solidarity and positive change until the last stretch.

You're Fit, You're Cute - Take off your riot suit!

Flares were let off by unidentifiable, masked troublemakers dressed head to foot in black. Our slow,

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determined walk, previously accompanied by samba drums and cheerful chanting, became a confusing crowd, surrounded by stony-faced police officers who carefully constructed a shoulderto-shoulder barrier across the road, blocking our path. More experienced protesters informed us this was a ‘kettle’. The chanting then transformed into ‘too many kettles! Not enough tea!’, which is possibly the most British protestation ever heard, accompanied by the even more convincing ‘You’re fit! You’re

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cute! Take off your riot suit!’

We backtracked, wriggled down a side street, and emerged on the other side of the kettle, but the crowds had dispersed and the demonstration was over. Yet, the dismantling of a fair system of higher education may have only just begun.

The Opposing Argument Although #GrantsNotDebt was trending on Twitter that day, it could be said that the issue is not widely understood. ‘What do we want? Free Education! When do we want it? Now!’ is catchy, but the aim of this demonstration is to work against the Tory’s plans to reform higher education, which propose to transform grants into loans.

This means that poorer students would graduate with more debt than those from wealthier backgrounds. Students reluctant to graduate with such monumental debt – most likely those found among the poorest groups – may be put off from applying altogether, working against the diversity which so many universities including Reading try to promote. Combine with higher fees for international students and the eradication of loans for those disabled, and the UK campuses of the future aren’t looking very diverse at all.

Future fees above £9000?

George Osbourne told the Commons earlier this year: “From 2016/17 academic year, we will replace maintenance grants with loans for new students, loans that

only have to be paid back once they earn over £21,000 a year.”

Terrifyingly, he also predicts that fees may exceed £9000, citing ‘inflation’ and ‘basic unfairness in asking taxpayers to fund grants for people who are likely to earn a lot more than them’ as reasons for these increases.

‘No Barriers. No Borders. No Business’ This alliterative trio graced many a poster on the day. The idea that higher education could become privatised, with beginnings in such worryingly constrictive new regulations, is a scary prospect.

Deborah Hermanns also said: “It is this vision for a fully-blown market that the government is now pursuing, and it is doing it through a maze of new acronyms and regulatory frameworks designed to make its plans unintelligible to most of the public.”

But it’s not all bad. The election of a Tory government and Jeremy Corbyn’s subsequent victory has been said to inspire a new generation of politically active students. With slogans such as: ‘raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimised by the cost of education’ accompanying us in London, it seems that a new group of creative, active, and hopefully powerful political activists has risen, and this is good news for us – and bad news for Cameron.

STUDENT WALK OUT UoR students walk out of lectures in protest against the proposed changes to immigration laws

THE FACE OF TERROR Jerome Cox-Strong explains how we should stand united in regards to recent attacks

CAREER IN POLICING A degree could become essential for all future aspirants

MINCE PIES is the festive treat actually illegal on Christmas day, or can you tuck in shamelessly this year?!

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Read Noor Kamel’s view on the relationship between terrorism and religion and ultimately why Muslims should not be held as scapegoats for the extremist militant group.

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Lifestyle Beatrice Nugent gives us a range of cute gift ideas for all types of people, while keeping it all at a reasonable price for the student budget!

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ENTERTAINMENT Running for the hilltops, his music video “I’ll Show You” is presenting a new side for the singer and the challenges he faced growing up as a young celebrity

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Bands play out silence out of respect following Paris attacks YASMIN WILD

3rd Year History of Art and English Literature

The echoes of gunshots from Paris on 13th November still reverberate throughout Europe and the rest of the world. As the dust settles from the horrific incidents that took place on that dark day, and the other terrible attacks around the globe, the world holds its breath at the carnage left behind. The series of attacks swept across Paris with timed precision, with the attack on the Bataclan Theatre resulting in 89 of the 129 deaths on that day.

The Bataclan, a night club and concert hall that is known for housing edgy music, was holding a concert attended by some 1000 people for US rock band Eagles of Death Metal, when gun-men stormed the concert firing sprays of bullets into the crowd.

As many people mourn the loss of friends and family, the music world joins them in paying their respects. Many bands have shown their support for the lost loved ones by playing out their silence in respectful mourning.

The Foo Fighters, who were scheduled to perform in Paris as part of their tour, have announced: “It is with profound sadness and heartfelt concern for everyone in Paris that we have been forced to announce the cancellation of the rest of our tour.”

Other bands, such as Coldplay, have also terminated performances. Coldplay were due to perform a set in Los Angeles which would be streamed all over the world. However, the stream was made unavailable “out of respected for those affected.”

In Paris itself, this united silence of mourning in the music industry was present in the very

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streets of the city. U2, who were scheduled to perform on the Saturday following the attack, instead lay flowers outside the Bataclan.

Lead singer Bono told Ireland’s RTE Radio: “It's very upsetting. These are our people", as they mourned amongst fellow music lovers for the loss of so many lives.

British band The Vamps have also paid tribute to two named victims of the attack.

Thomas Ayad and Marie Mosser were members of The Vamps crew. The band released a statement on Facebook, commenting: “We want to pass on our deepest condolences to the families and friends of Thomas and Marie who were a huge part of The Vamps team in France.”

The impact of the actions of these bands has not gone unnoticed nor appreciated.

Parisian student and exReading University Student, Kevin Lamour, comments: “I think it’s good because it makes people realise that these awful events can happen anywhere, even in a concert room.

“Earlier in the year we had Charlie Hebdo, but that event was targeting satirical journalists and not the common people. But the event in Paris happened in everyday life and in everyday places; so it shows it could happen to anyone. And I think that the artists or bands that have made cancellations did it to make people realise how close to everyone it was.”

This is the first time that the war on terror has directly impacted on the music world, and in a profound response, these artists respond in a defiant and respectful silence in memory of those who have lost their lives on the appalling events of that day.

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...continued from front page gained power in the fight against Al-Assad which was not a holy war.

The group was started in 1999, however the Islamic State was not declared until 2006. The so-called “Islamic State” use a distorted interpretation of Islam to attempt to sympathise with other extremists; they try to create a caliphate all over the world under their aims which is not related to what the Muslim population wants nor stands for.

Daesh try to achieve their goal of framing this as a fight pitting Islam against the West, when in reality it is not; people need to understand that it is not Islam

versus the West, rather all of us versus Daesh.

This terrorist group claims to represent Islam, yet it can be argued that the number one victim of this group of terrorists is Muslims. ISIS has brutally murdered thousands of Muslims across the Middle East, but these acts of terror are scarcely covered by western media, which can be extremely selective with what is widely published, as spreading the fact that they have indeed murdered numerous Muslims over the years severely weakens the cause of some narrower-minded publications.

Daesh has executed three Sunni women in Mosul because they

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refused to provide medical care to Daesh fighters; they executed a Sunni Imam in Western Mosul because he refused to swear loyalty to the Islamic State; they abducted and beheaded a Muslim man who refused to swear allegiance; they murdered a female Muslim doctor in the South of Mosul when she organised a protest to object to Daesh’s mandate that female doctors cover their faces with religious veils when treating patients; they have executed 19 Sunni Muslim men in Saadiya when they refused to swear allegiance; they killed another Sunni Imam in Eastern Baquba when he denounced Daesh; they executed two Muslim women

for an unknown “crime”. The “Islamic State” has also bombed several mosques, yet they claim they are representing Islam.

Daesh has caused a great deal of the West to believe that Islam is the root of the problem and that Islam is generally a violent religion, when in reality it is not.

It is just a religion like any other.

Prophet Muhammad’s commands in wars were to not a cut a tree; not to kill a child, a woman, a sick person, the elderly, a monk or a priest, or those who have surrendered; not to destroy a temple, a church, or a building; to be good to prisoners; and to not enforce Islam. This is what Islam preaches and it is quite clear that

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what Daesh stands for is the exact opposite. Finally, it is wrong to liken the so-called “Islamic State” as one could argue that holding Islam accountable for this group’s acts is equivalent to holding other religions accountable for such atrocities the KKK, the Holocaust, and many more. Governments have also committed just as many, if not more, horrendous acts of terror.

It is time for people to acknowledge the fact that terrorism indeed has no religion, and Islam should not be affiliated with this extremist militant group.

A reflection on the Paris attacks TZE JIA HIEW 3rd Year Law

It was a hot afternoon when 11-year-old me came back home from school. Chucking my bag aside, the first thing I did, as usual, was pick up the newspaper.

Headlines focused on the terrorist attack in Beslan, Russia. I turned on the TV and the news was all about it as well, including the footage released. I was shocked.

A terrorist? A school full of students of my age or younger?

Why? What have they done? I was sad. I was scared.

My innocent thoughts that the world is in a peaceful era ended when I was eight, back in September 2001. At that time, I prayed hard that such incidents would not happen anymore. But then, the London bombings in 2005 brought attention on safety in public transports. I once saw a short awareness video about the consequences of a bomb attack on public transport and the importance of reporting any suspicious items or behaviour to the authorities. The video looked real, hence traumatising, but that was the most effective way of bringing awareness to the public.

The gun attack in Norway in 2011

further showed that even a country far up north like Norway cannot escape from what is threatening the rest of the world. And, once again, I hoped that such massacres would end.

Unfortunately, that world I long to see is still yet to come.

I was at a friend’s place in London when another friend said that a gun attack just happened in Paris, and at that time 80 people were reported dead. As the night gets colder, I was there refreshing the page, and all that was shown was the increasing death toll.

Reading the news on the Paris attack felt exactly the same as reading the news on the Beslan school siege when I was only half my current age. I was equally sad, and equally scared.

Gestures had been made to pay tribute to the victims. Facebook was flooded with profile pictures filtered with the French flag.

Instead of the French flag, I chose to change my profile picture into the one where I was dressed as Éponine from Les Misérables during Halloween; she was described as having a cold and dark life yet she was unafraid, and was promised by her friends that they would fight in her name and never let her be betrayed after her death (spoiler alert!). To me, it was the best tribute I could pay to Paris.

The photos of happy faces in the Bataclan concert hall moments before the attack are just too heartbreaking to look at. After the attack, videos of people singing “La Marseillaise”, the French national anthem, surfaced. The most viral one was, of course, the one sang at a friendly football match between England and France. Age-old rivalry jokes are put aside; nationality does not matter anymore. Just sing it with your heart. That moved me. The lyrics may sound violent, but it showed that, at critical times, the anthem had become a symbol of unity and showed the strength of the French people while facing tough times. Their voice went beyond borders, and the world could hear the people sing.

Imagine the peace that we could achieve if we could just leave our differences, our faiths and our greed aside when we come together. Reading the news even the memory of reading such news – is never pleasant, but the pain brought by violence should never be forgotten.

Let no fear take away our liberty, let no violence weaken our spirits, let no terror destroy our faith in humanity, and let no threats break our solidarity.

Vive la paix!

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Mind the Gap Lecture Series: Assertiveness in the Workplace

Reviewed by Louise Izzard Careers Ambassador Thu, 12 Nov, 2015 18:00 - 20:00 This lecture was a part of the Careers Centre’s ‘Mind the Gap’ series which aims to guide students in developing their professional skills for the workplace. The fifth lecture of this series, ‘Assertiveness in the Workplace’ was led by Jo Fairley, founder of chocolate company Green & Black’s.

After an introduction from the Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Jo began her lecture with an overview of the beginnings of Green & Black’s. She told the amusing tale of eating some organic chocolate on her husband’s desk and becoming inspired to merge her love of chocolate with the goal of saving the planet. With a background in journalism, Jo went from writing about entrepreneurs to becoming one herself; using her life savings of £20,000 to create a now multi-million pound company. Green & Black’s is now not only bigger than Marmite in terms of sales, it’s also cooler than Prada as it has been voted coolest brand by the public for nine years running.

Jo then moved on to the crux of the lecture: assertiveness in the workplace.

She admitted to being a shy person herself, something with which many students can identify, and confessed that assertiveness did not come naturally to her. However, she said after asking Yul Brynner at the age of 19 if bald men were sexier, she felt

she could do anything. Jo listed a brilliant toolbox of ideas that could aid anyone in improving their confidence in the workplace and can be summarized into the following top ten tips: 1. Don’t try and act assertive and change your personality, learn to become assertive 2. Become comfortable in your own skin and you’ll be comfortable with your own ideas 3. Crystalize your thoughts, speak in headlines and eliminate the waffle 4. Don’t end your sentences as a question, don’t question yourself 5. Good body language is key – stand up straight and take up Pilates if need be 6. A handshake gives away confidence; better firm and wet than floppy and damp!

7. Don’t be a perfectionist, to quote Voltaire: ‘perfection is the enemy’ 8. Practise in front of the mirror 9. Don’t be afraid to admit you’re wrong, honesty shows confidence 10. Face your fears head on, if you don’t like public speaking do it more.

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Jo ended her talk with Q and A. She spoke about the importance of finding a mentor to inspire you and that hers was the founder of The Body Shop, Anita Roddick.

She encouraged students to find their own mentors such as looking to older students for support; a concept which is greatly exemplified in the Reading Peer Support Scheme: (http://www.reading.ac.uk/ internal/peersupport/peer-homepage. aspx), and Thrive Mentoring Scheme: (http://www.reading.ac.uk/careers/ placements/thrive).

When asked if she still practices in front of the mirror she confessed she did not as much now but always checked that her skirt wasn’t tucked into her knickers. She awarded a selection of Green & Black’s chocolate to the asker of the best question: are bald men really sexier? As this question took the same guts to ask as it did when she had to ask it when she was the same age.

A student in the audience, 3rd Year David Pell, commented: “Jo’s talk was incredibly inspiring and taught me that assertiveness really is the key to success. I too am not a naturally confident person but I now feel I have the assurance to achieve anything I put my mind to, both in the work place and personally.”

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Agriculture Society causes controversy The University of Reading’s Agriculture Society has caused controversy after a society social saw a number of students wear blackface as a part of their costumes.

HANNAH CROFTS 3rd Year English Literature

The social, held on Monday, was themed ‘Agrics go on holiday’.

Photos have since surfaced showing a small number of students wearing potentially offensive costumes, including painted black faces and other examples that can be accused of demonstrating cultural appropriation.

So, let's say it again: it should not have to be said that in 2015 blackface is seen as insensitive and racist. By wearing blackface, damaging stereotypes are perpetuated.

Claiming ignorance or saying people are over-reacting because “it’s only a costume” is not a viable excuse. It may not have been the intention to cause offense, but it doesn’t mean offense was not caused.

Inevitably, this saga has resulted in a huge backlash against the Agricultural Society.

Entourage Project, the events company that host the weekly club night at Q Club, where the social was held, has removed photos of students in blackface from Facebook. However, these photos can still be viewed online

as many of them had already been shared on Twitter and Facebook.

Blackface is often seen as mocking the historical context from which the "costume" originates. The students in the Agriculture Society who wore blackface made a bigoted decision, whilst knowing full well the implications of doing so. It needs to be acknowledged that this isn’t about others being hypersensitive or too politically correct, it is about how insulting blackface is to many.

Predictably, students have been flooding the official University Facebook page with strong-minded messages.

Dilys Midwinter wrote on Facebook: "I'm so disappointed by the Agrics at this university.

"I'm embarrassed to be at university with people who are so backward in their moral standing, and I'm ashamed I have associated myself with them on a social in the past.

"How was a social like that allowed last night? Why did club managers actually let them into their clubs when clearly they were offending so many people?

"The fact this happens at the university I go to makes me feel ashamed I go here."

In response to students’ outrage, RUSU released this statement: "Following last week's Agricultural society social, Reading University Students' Union (RUSU) has taken the decision to disaffiliate the society with immediate effect. All support will be withdrawn and the society won't be able to reform as an official RUSU society for a period of three years.

RUSU will also support any decision made by the University on this matter."

RUSU President Oli Ratcliffe stated: "We have taken strong and decisive action against the society and we also support action taken against individuals involved by the University of Reading.

"But simply condemning this behaviour and disciplining those responsible for it is not enough.

As a students' union, we include and represent students from all backgrounds and strongly believe that we should celebrate diversity and multi-culturalism. This is why we must challenge prejudice and racism of this kind. If students anywhere in the UK think that blacking up is acceptable in 2015, then there is more to be done.”

Man Stabbed Outside Sub89 Nightclub in Reading SOPHIE CLINTON 3rd Year English Literature

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On Saturday 14th November, a man, believed to be around 21 years old, was stabbed outside the club Sub89 in Reading Town Centre on Friar Street.

The incident took place at around 2:15am and the man was rushed to hospital for treatment.

Thames Valley Police have appealed for witnesses of the assault to come forward. The attacker was black, according to

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sources, and was wearing a black leather jacket. It was thought that he had a motive for this attack.

The surrounding roads were closed overnight whilst the investigation took place.

DS Sara Harrison, from Force CID based at Reading, said: “There were obviously a lot of people in the club and surrounding area at the time of the assault and I would like anyone who witnessed it, or has any information about it, to contact us.

“Anyone with information

can contact us via the 24-hour Thames Valley Police enquiry centre on 101.

“If you don't want to speak directly to the police, you can contact the independent charity ‘Crimestoppers’ anonymously on 0800 555 111. No personal details are taken, information is not traced or recorded and you will not go to court.”

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Society Spotlight: Swing Dance Society The Roaring 20s are coming back around, get ready to Swing Dance!

Largest Charleston World Record Attempt Image courtesy of: Jenn Maghzal

LAUREN MOSES 3rd Year Fine Arts

This is our fourth and largest year as a society! We run weekly classes during term-time for everybody from complete beginners through to experienced dancers. The first lesson is always free, so there’s nothing to lose!

What Is Swing Dance?

Swing Dance originated in African-American regions during the 1920s, and became noted for its energetic and improvisational style. Its popularity grew throughout the ’30s and ’40s when attending Jazz clubs was considered rebellious, and girls would spend their first taste of freedom dancing with soldiers into the early hours of the morning.

The most popular form is called Lindy Hop, but Swing Dance is

an umbrella term for many more types such as Charleston, Balboa, and Collegiate Shag. Our dancers get the opportunity to experience all of these and more.

The style faded as Rock ’n’ Roll stormed the world, but in the ’80s a Swing revival took place.

A group of dancers from Sweden, Britain and America sought out the original kings and queens of the era to learn from. In their success, Swing Dance now happens in all continents around the world, and today we continue their legacy.

What Happens Apart From Weekly Classes?

We’re very lucky to have instructors fly in from the USA for workshops, alongside the support of local dance teachers who go above and beyond to help us, namely Reading Swing Jam and All Jazzed Up. In return, our dancers attend as many of their events as possible. Social dancing

is the aspect of Swing Dance we’re most passionate about and these connections allow us to participate in as much of this as we can.

During week two of term, we represented the university at the successful World Record Charleston Attempt. This was later used again in our ‘Breaking Down Barriers’ crossover with Cricket, where they arrived in full whites and our dancers taught them the routine. Our second crossover this term was with the Breakdance society where they taught us a Hip Hop routine, and we taught them The Caribbean Shim Sham. Afterwards, we took part in a karaoke Battle of the Era. In addition, Wantage Hall invited us to provide the evening entertainment at their Formal Dinner. As teaching the World Record routine was such a success during the ‘Breaking Down Barriers’ event, we took this

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opportunity to give our dancers more experience.

On 28th November, we teamed up with RU Big Band to produce the Big Band Swing Dance. This was an incredible night of live music, rounded off with a taster class, Cabaret, photo booth and vintage cocktails!

Our international trip this year takes place in May, and will bring us to Italy for our first ever Florence Lindy Exchange! During this four day trip, our dancers will show off their Lindy Hop skills to the Europeans and get the chance to explore the historical town of Florence.

We are extremely grateful to our sponsors, All Jazzed Up and Time for Tea Vintage, without whom we would be unable to provide as much for our dancers - including delicious cake and Vintage Makeover workshops.

A Word from Members Of RUSDS: Alex Brant, the Treasurer of the society, says: “I've met loads of amazing new friends and learnt so many moves that have built my confidence dancing on the social floor as well as during the lessons and by teaching others.”

Sarah Cleveland, who joined earlier this term, adds: “It’s the only thing I really picked up and stuck with. The World Record Charleston trip was the thing that secured it for me.”

So, what are you waiting for?!

Come and grab your first free class on Wednesday, 8.30pm, at Wessex Hall!

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Unity in the face of terror JEROME COXSTRONG 1st Year English Literature

A major international football match. A popular gig. Restaurants and cafes at the heart of the city.

These were the locations targeted during the attacks in Paris on November 13th - attacks that left 129 people dead, and far more injured, some critically – were chosen as they represented the best of free society; people enjoying life, each in their own way.

Those at the Stade de France, at the Bataclan Theatre, and in the 10th, 11th, & 18th arondissements, were proof that Daesh are losing, and that peace will always triumph over violence. Even the use of that name, ‘Daesh’, shows that their attempts to legitimise themselves as ‘Islamic State’, as if they were representatives of Islam, will not work. While they struck a horrible blow against

humanity, the immediate response showed that the attacks failed, with La Marseillaise ringing out as a symbol of unity.

But Paris was not the only city that faced such horrific injustice this month, nor this year. In Beirut, Lebanon, were two suicide bombings, with a third failing, which killed 43 and injured nearly six times that number. And it does not stop there.

One only has to look a little further back at the bombing of Metrojet Flight 9268, which was destroyed with 224 onboard.

Prior to that were serious attacks in Bangladesh, Pakistan, Nigeria, Chad and Turkey, all of which left countless lives in tatters, and all since the start of October.

Further back, Garissa University College, Kenya, faced a shooting in April that killed 148.

And in Syria, such massacres are being carried out daily, causing the refugee migration that has become such a focus at a domestic level and across the EU. When so much bloodshed

is occurring, it can be, for want of a kinder word, easier, to tune out events further from home, or less ‘statistically severe’. But to do so paints a false picture.

Sadly, it is not just France that is being attacked, nor the so-called ‘Western World’. No, it is the whole world that is being targeted.

Targeted by those who cannot bear the thought of people of all races, opinions and beliefs, living in peace and happiness, as part of a wider narrative of terrorism.

While the French response bombings carried out alongside the US and Russia in Raqqa, Syria - may seem like the quick solution, that could not be further from the truth. Meeting violence with violence will not stop innocent people dying, but instead only perpetuates the cycle.

Why? Because Daesh, Boko Haram, Al-Shabaab and others are not simply fixed physical entities, but carriers of the vicious idea that violence can trump peace.

For every bomb dropped in ‘retaliation’, the idea is allowed

to spread outside the minority, and into the innocent wider populace. An idea such as this cannot be stomped out by force; all that can be done is to offer an alternative – peace – to stop such groups preying on those who are vulnerable, in situations where black and white blur into grey.

That is why we must pay our respects to each and every victim of each and every attack that is carried out, but it is also why each time we do, we must then go on and show the happiness peace can bring, rather than responding with yet more violence and bloodshed.

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The University policy on All police officers climate change and fossil could be required to have a degree fuel investment OLGA ARISTEIDOU MA Diplomacy

The University of Reading has been at the forefront of environmental research with a focus on its sustainable management. This is why it has set several objectives in this particular area, with the reduction of its own carbon footprint to be dominant.

RUSU has an on-going Fossil Free campaign and calls for wide student involvement. On Friday 16 October 2015, the “Fossil Free Friday event” took place at 3sixty, with a variety of activities and free workshops. Ahead of the Fossil Free Friday Event, the ViceChancellor of the University of Reading, Sir David Bell, wrote to RUSU, outlining some key facts.

Sir David Bell emphasized the fact that the university has a clear priority to reduce its carbon footprint. In fact, in 2011, the University of Reading committed to reducing its carbon emissions by 35% by July 2016.

According to the last “Carbon and Water Management 2015 Progress Report”, until now it has succeeded in cutting 26% of its carbon emissions, compared to a 2008/09 baseline, saving 44,220 t CO2 and £9.9million, despite having more students and more buildings on campus.

Moreover, during 2014-2015, the university invested a further £858,571 in energy and water reduction initiatives, bringing the total investment over the last five years to £3.1 million. Sir David also mentioned the fact that Reading was listed as the

third best university in the United Kingdom for its carbon reduction in a 2015 survey by sustainability consultants Brite Green.

It is also worth-mentioning that Reading University has established a long-term strategy to become a world-class institution in research. There is no doubt that it has been very successful in this regard and, particularly, in the area of weather and climate studies.

As Sir David Bell underlined: “Our scientific achievements in this area have been vital to the world's understanding of climate change and its effects, with the department of Meteorology to have more than 200 research scientists working at the cutting edge of atmospheric physics.”

Finally, we cannot forget the contribution of the Walker Institute for climate System Research.

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There is currently no minimum qualification for new police officers. However, the College of Policing has proposed a plan for one. If the idea is approved, it could run as a pilot in 2017 and be fully adopted by 2019.

The Police Federation, which represents rank-and-file police

officers, disagreed with the proposal. They said it would exclude ‘hard-to-reach’ groups and those unable to afford university fees.

Currently, less than a third of officers actually hold a degree. At present, recruitment requirements differ from force to force, with some insisting applicants have A-levels or a certificate in policing, and others demanding experience in a policing role.

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End of Autumn Term: Wintery Weather HANNAH CROFTS Weather Reporter

Nights are drawing in and mornings are that little bit bleaker. As we now enter the latter stages of term, the wintery weather is increasing, with snow already falling in parts of the UK and snow likely to fall in Reading in December.

It’s not long until the Christmas holidays, when you can snuggle up on the sofa with the thermostat turned up high because you’re not paying for it. Until then, however, you’ll have to invest in a blanket to keep you warm.

The weather during November thus far has been very changeable, and generally quite poor, with lots of wind and rain. A pattern is set to continue.

What’s with all the wind?

Recently, Storm Barney battered the UK; here in Reading there were gusts of 70mph that caused flash flooding. Jessica Hope captured footage of one flash flood incident near Wokingham Road.

Speaking to Get Reading, she said, "I was walking along Wokingham Road amidst extremely strong winds and rain.

After about 15 minutes, the rain had abated but had left quite the scene behind.”

Meanwhile, a tree in a garden on Grange Avenue was felled by the powerful winds, and, similarly, nearby in Didcot, residents escaped unharmed after a tree fell over two houses. Flying debris caused by Storm Barney also affected the power supply to over 850 homes across Berkshire as power lines were damaged.

Barney is the second named storm, after Storm Abigail, as the

naming of UK storms is a new concept and a part of a Met Office pilot scheme.

Explaining the decision to begin naming storms The Met Office says, “it is hoped that naming storms will help raise awareness of severe weather and ensure greater safety of the public.”

What’s expected for the upcoming weather?

Looking further ahead, the weather is set to be very changeable, and it is expected that we will experience every aspect of winter weather. From rain and strong winds, to brighter albeit showery and colder spells, to snow and fog, this Christmas is likely to be very bitter and dreary weather-wise.

What’s with all the ‘selfie storm’ warnings?

Incidents of selfie-related injuries are rising at a worrying

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rate, particularly incidents where people are trying to take selfies in extreme weather situations.

As a result, the Environment Agency and the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents have warned the public to refrain from taking so called ‘storm selfies.’

Neil Davies, duty flood risk manager at the Environment Agency, said: "The power of Mother Nature is a fascination to us all - and taking storm selfies may seem exhilarating - but over

Enactus Reading: Food For Thought Credit to Danielle Reed

EMILY GILBERT

2nd Year English Literature and History

Every day, we throw vast amounts of food away and, more often than not, that food is not waste.

Since 2013 annual food waste has risen in all sectors (household, consumer and retailer) to 12 million tonnes, 75% of which could have been avoided. It is estimated that the average UK household wastes nearly £60 per

month on food, throwing almost an entire meal away a day.

The University of Reading is no exception to these figures. With over six eateries on campus and multiple halls of residence, the amount of food waste on campus

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is substantial. Inspired to change this, the Enactus society started work in the summer to create a project devoted to reducing food wastage around campus. From this, ‘Food for Thought’ was born.

This project, now partnered with RUSU, is an enterprise that aims to raise awareness of the issue of food waste as well as turn waste products from around campus into a source of income to help fund the project.

In order to raise awareness, Food for Thought has arranged a series of weekly meetings at the university chaplaincy, beginning the week of January 11th 2016.

The meetings combine guest speakers and workshops to help educate people on wastage as well as impart knowledge on how to recycle food, the skills needed to grow your own food, and, ultimately, how to save money by reducing food waste at home and on campus. The meetings are open to all and will be catered with food from campus that would otherwise have been classed as waste.

Food for Thought is also trying to start a social enterprise in upcycling used coffee cups from the cafés on campus. This

the last few years we've had an increasing number of people putting themselves and family members at severe risk along coastal paths and promenades.

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will hopefully allow the team to invest in more ventures that will eventually reduce the food waste on campus to zero.

The project is still in its infancy but over the coming term, the team is looking for budding inventors, engineers, and students with a creative flare that would like to help create a product out of the upcycled materials from campus.

If, however, you are not interested in the social enterprise but have an interest in the issue of food waste or just wish to be a part of a worthwhile project contact Eloise Speight (Project Leader) at yb003047@reading.student. ac.uk.

With teams devoted to raising awareness of the issue including social enterprise, social media and fundraising, the Food for Thought team is always looking for more volunteers, so get involved today!

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Responding to recent acts of terrorism: is violence the answer?

ZOE OSMAN

1st Year English Literature

Society is becoming increasingly marginalised on a global scale.

Acts of terrorism combined with extremist far-right response movements are ostracizing people’s way of living. The airstrikes currently being carried out in Syria are something that epitomises this. Though perhaps an initially understandable reaction, it would appear that World Leaders are acting on principles of fear and revenge, rather than producing a long-term strategy, which war is not.

Days after the atrocities in Paris, Francois Hollande, Prime Minister of France, stated: “France is at war.”

David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, is in agreement with Hollande, and is setting out Syrian strategies to MPs. George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, is indicating that the UK could be joining the Syria airstrikes within weeks.

Leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn, took an alternative view, stating: “Conflict in Syria and consequences of the Iraq war have created conditions for the IS to thrive.” The idea of retaliating with brutality is something with which he is in disagreement, suggesting political stability of

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Syria to be the right response.

In all of this, it is important not to forget that the Western World is largely culpable for the provocation of war and unjustified attacks on the innocent, notably the ‘War on Terror’. For many, this feels all too familiar, and it would appear that World Leaders are unable, or worse yet, refusing to learn from the mistakes of the past.

When US President George W. Bush first used the term ‘War on Terror’ ten days after the 9/11 attacks, it would be the infamous beginning of a long, tiring and tragic fight. In retrospect, the public, and indeed many government officials, have expressed their regret at the events

Fun Facts

1. A banana is actually an herb.

2. In Victorian times, mince pies were actually made from beef and

spices.

3. Before turkey, the traditional Christmas dinner was a pigs head with mustard.

4. Artificial Upside down Christmas trees are now sold to fit more presents underneath.

5. In the US alone more than 3 billion Christmas cards are sent each year.

6. In 2011 a women brought a non-visible piece of art for $10,000.

7. Camels have 3 eyelids.

8. A ducks quack actually doesn't echo.

9. In Utah it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

10. It is considered unlucky to cut a mince pie with a knife.

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that followed, suggesting that those responsible were too rash in their actions, and should be answerable to war crimes.

It is therefore arguable that history alone has taught us that violence is not the answer. The amount of criticism in reaction to the ‘War on Terror’ surrounding its morality, efficiency and economics was monumental.

Though the response to an incredibly inhuman act of terrorism has been one of shared mourning and a front of solitude, many are divided on the opinion of how to react. It is human to want those responsible to be brought to justice, but does this mean that the airstrikes being currently carried out in Syria are right? It

is impossible to guarantee that innocent civilians and peaceful organisations will not become casualties of the retaliation of violence. The risk is too great. In fact, it has been recently reported that the humanitarian organisation Medecins Sans Frontieres has had one of its hospitals in Syria hit by airstrikes. This is merely days into what could become a cyclical turn of events.

Simply put, violence in response to violence is a dangerous approach. It seems that these strategies exist to put fearful minds at rest, but, in the process, put lives of the innocent at risk and provokes reason for larger and more brutal terrorist attacks.

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The cup that stole Christmas NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

Since its release on November 1st, Starbucks set the mark for celebrating the holidays with a design which was meant to be festive in a solid red colour. This minimalist approach strayed from the winter-themed designs in the past from when it first appeared in 1997 ranging from reindeer, snowmen, ornaments and snowflakes.

However, due to the change to its design, it has brewed up some controversial steam on social media with some Twitter users describing the use of the as a “war on Christmas” and others praising it for beauty in simplicity.

The man behind the Starbucks frenzy can be seen to be Joshua Feueurstein, a self-described “American evangelist, Internet and social medial personality”.

He has posted hundreds of angry

videos over Facebook preaching to his several million followers.

However, it is this particular video titled ‘Starbucks REMOVED CHRISTMAS from their cups because they hate Jesus” that has gone viral being viewed more than 15 million times.

He states, “I asked for my coffee. They asked for my name. And I told them my name is ‘Merry Christmas’”. The argument relating to this, is by allowing Starbucks into writing Merry Christmas on the cups, the message would be spread that the cup would not be a symbol of the ‘larger war’ against Christianity in the United States.

Donald Trump has been involved in the movement suggesting to boycott the cup and its lack of Christmas promotion.

This is despite the fact that Starbucks exists within Trump Towers in New York City. In response to this, Trump adds, “that’s the end of that lease, but who cares?”

Trump who is working to win the support of evangelical and other conservative Christians has often expressed frustrations over companies using the term ‘Happy Holidays’ rather than ‘Merry Christmas’ adding if elected as president, we will “all be saying Merry Christmas again”.

Criticism has been reflected within social media as well with a simple message stating: #ItsJustACup. This hashtag has showed alongside tweets that express other issues that seem to be more significant such as cancer, poverty and female genital mutilation. Others have mocked the cup as to put all the colours on it to stop from offending anybody.

Other corporations have been found to be using the controversy to their advantage with advertising benefits. Dunkin Donuts for example has launched its winter holiday cups following Starbucks with the word “Joy” in red script surrounded by green pine branches.

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UoR students walk out of lectures Credit to Nathalie Siah

ELIOT SMITH

1st Year Computer Science

On Tuesday 17th November, students from the University of Reading walked out in protest against the proposed changes to immigration laws.

Leaked documents from the office of Home Secretary, Theresa May, revealed that

tighter requirements were being proposed for international students. Under the new proposals, international students would have to “demonstrate a higher degree of financial backing than is currently required.”

At present, international students must only prove that they have as much support as a British student would get from official sources. The Home Office has refused to comment on the leaked documents. The NUS called this a

“blatant attack” on the movement of international students into the UK. RUSU welfare officer, Nina Hager, said: “The government attacks on international students must stop.”

Prime Minister David Cameron, when asked about the toughening of immigration rules, has previously said: “Hardworking people expect and deserve an immigration system that puts Britain first.”

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The walk out was also in protest against the UK’s response to the refugee crisis. The Prime Minster pledged to take 20,000 Syrian refugees in September, but figures from Student Action for Refugees are claiming that the UK has only resettled as few as 187 Syrian refugees so far. The NUS states on its website “the UK has to play its part in supporting and welcoming a much higher number of refugees.”

The walk out was based in RUSU’s 3Sixty nightclub after the University reportedly vetoed the protest, which was originally planned to be on the quad area of campus.

Councillor Rob White of the Green Party spoke to protestors saying “no human is illegal”.

According to both the NUS and RUSU, there is overwhelming support in the UK student population to allow more refugees into the UK and to ease controls on international students.

Numbers at the student walk out did not necessarily support this fact, with many photos showing that no more than 50 people attended.

Nationally, the country seems to be taking a more antirefugee and anti-immigration stance, particularly in light of the recent terrorist attacks in France. A recent YouGov survey reports that only 20% of people questioned would want to admit higher numbers of refugees, with 49% saying that the UK should admit fewer or none at all.

With terrorist activity in Europe and other countries seemingly on the rise, it looks, for now at least, as if the country is in favour of admitting fewer refugees and immigrants. The NUS says that while this remains true they “will stand and make their voices heard.”

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Officers’ Updates: Breaking Down Barriers,Why is it so Important?

JAMES HART

Student Engagement Officer

As a team of five Student Officers, there are certain priorities that we have. For me personally, the most important of these priorities is diversity and inclusion across the board: in our membership of Student Activities, in our Course Reps, and in our elections.

The main reason why this is of such significance is because we want our internal student groups to represent the diverse demographic of students that we have here in Reading.

There are a huge number of reasons why it is important to encourage diversity. During my time at the university, clubs and societies shaped both my personal life and university life. The most important thing in my eyes is that every student has the opportunity that I have had; that every student can further themselves, enjoy their experience here and feel as though they can be a part of anything that we do as a Union.

On Friday 6th November, we held a ‘Breaking Down Barriers’ day in the Students’ Union. As part of this, we had clubs and societies swapping and trying each other’s activities and a debate about ‘Lad Culture’, followed by performances from our societies.

The day was rounded off with a brilliant fireworks display.

It was great to see many of our sports clubs step out of their comfort zone and try something different, but hopefully this is just the beginning of displays like this.

Rugby and Ballet, Cricket and Swing, Basketball and RUTAM all combined along with Fencing and Quidditch. These clubs and societies being willing to swap and try something new is a brilliant statement and hopefully the beginning of them welcoming a more diverse membership.

It’s a great start, but something like this won’t make all students feel as though they can join any club or society instantly - this is something that is going to have to continually be worked on year on year.

The debate “Are Sports Clubs responsible for Lad Culture?” was an interesting insight into what some of our membership see as the issues of ‘Lad Culture’ and also the benefits of it. You can watch the whole debate, along with the videos of the clubs and societies’ swaps on RU:ON TV now. We have a lot to think about and work on following this debate and what was raised during it. It was also great to see many of our sports clubs and their members engaging with us during this debate. The panellists did incredibly well

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sticking their necks on the line, discussing their views and pushing the debate along through interaction with the audience.

The performances in the evening, prior to the brilliant fireworks, showcased some of the immense talent that we have within our clubs and societies.

Basketball and RUTAM flaunted their ingenious performance choreographed just that morning

- whilst Swing Dance, Singer Songwriters and Ballet all put on breathtaking displays. It was a perfect end to a day that we were very happy with.

But, this isn’t the end. We have to use what we have learnt and put it into practice. We also have to keep this momentum within our clubs and societies, and encourage more activities like these swaps.

This has already been discussed

by a few different groups and is something that we need to keep driving forward.

The introduction of Sports Welfare positions into all sports clubs is another step to try to ensure they are welcoming and inclusive environments. The training of these is almost complete and we will be working closely with them throughout the year and beyond.

Are mince pies actually illegal on Christmas day?

SOPHIE CLINTON 3rd Year English Literature

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Recent findings have shown that there are around 800 archaic laws in need of abolition, which the Law Commission has now begun to address.

And in light of the festive season that is nearly upon us, it reminds us of one law in particular which enabled the political scrooge of the seventeenth century to ban all festive treats.

The much-loved mince pie is actually illegal when eaten on Christmas Day. Back in the 1650s

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when the monarchy fell and the political powers of parliament ruled all, Oliver Cromwell banned the festive delicacy.

During Cromwell’s reign in England, mince pies, along with other Christmas treats, were forbidden in an attempt to tackle gluttony.

He argued that Christmas contained too many superstitions of the Roman Catholic Church for it to be celebrated, spurred further by his hatred for this religion.

This law provoked civil disturbances in London and parts of Kent during the first Christmas that this law affected. It caused riots such as The Plum Pudding Riots in 1658.

Cromwell sent out 3,000 armed men from the Westgate Towers to break down the city gates and enforce this ban.

There is a controversy surrounding whether or not the law was actually abolished. Some people believe that these laws were never put an end to, but the truth is that they were once the reign of King Charles II began.

Therefore, out of the 11 laws enacted during Cromwell’s reign that still exist, this law against festive treats is not one of them. To conclude: you can eat your mince pie guilt-free this Christmas!

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Officers’ Updates: Government set to increase tuition fees…again NIALL HAMILTON Education Officer

Earlier this month, the government released a green paper based around higher education. A green paper is designed as a consultation document that works almost like a draft dissertation. It gets sent out, read through and critiqued; the difference being that instead of a tutor, it’s the public who assess it, and we’re not talking about a dissertation but, instead, government legislation. This green paper has been released to what can only be described as a mixed response.

In its current form, this will start the biggest change in Higher Education (University) the UK has seen in over 20 years. The document is 150 pages long, titled “Fulfilling our potential: Teaching Excellence, Social Mobility and Student Choice” but, luckily for you, your everhardworking Education Officer has read through it so you don’t have to. Here is my breakdown on what you need to know about #HEGreenPaper.

The TEF (Teaching Excellence Framework): In its purest form, it’s designed to monitor and regulate the quality of teaching students get at university. Fabulous, right?!

Well, at first glance this seems like a really positive framework; being able to compare the teaching of your course with others in the sector, being able to say “Oi, Dr. Lambert, step your teaching game up or your low TEF score will get you fired.” (Lambert is the name of my old housemate doing a PhD and isn’t a reference to anyone at the University, just to let you know).

Unfortunately, this will not be the case. The TEF will be monitoring Teaching Excellence looking at three criteria: student satisfaction, learning environment and student outcome. So, student satisfaction sounds alright, doesn’t it? That is, until you find out the only process from which they will be gaining this information will be through the NSS survey finalists do at the end of their degree. The NSS is comprised of 23 Questions

about all aspects of university with only nine involving teaching and learning. It’s also in a format where you have to state your satisfaction from very satisfied to very unsatisfied. Condensing your few years of undergraduate teaching experience into nine questions will not provide a thorough monitoring of teaching excellence. Furthermore, there is a huge focus on employability as a metric for measuring teaching quality (your student outcome part). Other than measuring the critical thinking, time management and team work skills you learn from university, which I was always told made me employable, it will using DLHE data. This is a survey graduates can take after six months of leaving university.

It essentially consists of: are you in a job, yeah or nah? That doesn’t actually measure employability and only shows if you are employed or not. This will have a disproportionally negative effect on Arts and Humanities, degrees that are less vocational, thus it can take longer for graduates to get relevant jobs. The TEF will also not be Departmental, Like the REF (Research Excellence Framework) but will be a whole institute measure. This means that you won’t really be able to use a TEF score for your benefit as a student ever, and it’s not really a measure of Teaching Excellence, but rather ‘who’s got a job after leaving uni?’

So, if this isn’t for students, what’s the point in running a TEF? What benefit does anyone gain from this exercise? Well, I’m glad you asked! The TEF will be used as a device to make universities compete for better scores, just like the league tables. Except now, the higher the TEF, the higher the fees. The Government talks about a four level TEF in which universities that achieve TEF1 (the basic TEFs) will be allowed to increase the £9k up to inflation since 2012, while those achieving TEF2, 3 and 4 will be given a bracket of how much they are allowed to charge for tuition fees.

Although they haven’t released the amount, there is a strong feeling from universities that in order for the government to subject them to the TEF, the pay-

out benefits must be substantial.

They have also moved the feegiving powers out of the so-called democratic parliament and given them to one person, the Minister of BIS (Business, Innovation and Skills). Goodbye transparency.

As well as outlining plans for the TEF, the paper talks about making it easier for companies to gain ‘Degree Awarding Powers’.

This means for-profit organisations will have much better access to higher education. This feels like a further push into making students into products for the ‘Free Market’. They have additionally laid out plans to merge OFFA and HEFCE, two bodies that deal with fair access to education and funding for HE. It’s set to develop into the office for Students, a body that will work around supporting students financially, and allowing a better access to HE for students from lower income backgrounds.

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However, if OfS does develop, instead of being separate from the government, Westminster will have a huge influence over it. It’s not really an office FOR students then, is it?

Finally, with regards to student unions, the green paper talks about the need for transparency and accountability. This is a vague threat by the government on how SUs are run. We are not a trade union, we do not ask for a paid membership and we do not require a sign up. If you are a student at the University of Reading, you have membership to RUSU. We will support you, campaign for you, represent you and change the way we are run for you! You are in charge. The green paper is looking at infiltrating SUs infringing on our right to defend, represent and get our voice heard collectively as a union.

So, what can we do about

this? Like I said, this is just a consultation. This is by no means a legislation and due to the ‘greenness’ of this paper, we have an opportunity to mould it. RUSU will be working on our university’s response to the green paper to make sure we are delivering a student voice to that room, but we shall also be creating our own response. In the last week of term, we will be holding workshops in the SU calling on students to input their thoughts to our response. If you have something to say about this green paper, if you want to get your voice heard or if you want to find out more, come and talk to me, Niall Hamilton, your RUSU Education Officer.

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SWEET TREATS Danielle Reed tells us her recipes to satisfy your sweet tooth at Christmas

THE ELDERLY AT CHRISTMAS Read about how to help other people and spare a thought for the elderly this month

LUSH FAN? Then you’ll love Hannah Crofts article giving us the low down on products at Lush this month

MOVED FROM ABROAD? Read Morgan Glaine’s interview with international students and find out about their experience in the UK.

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Fill Your Stockings to the Brim HANNAH FRANKLIN

3rd Year English Literature

No matter what any Scrooges may be grumbling to themselves, Christmas is now well on its way and presents are creeping in to most of our minds. Christmas stockings are soon to be retrieved from the depths of the attic ready to be filled, so it’s time to come up with some stocking-filler ideas.

1) Chocolate. Will the time ever come when someone doesn’t want chocolate in their stocking? Probably not. Infinitely

superior to the alternative option of an orange, there is an abundance of possible chocolate stocking-fillers. Whether you opt for traditional chocolate coins, a chocolate Father Christmas, or go even fancier and choose something like Hotel Chocolat’s Christmas dinner slab, chocolate in a stocking will always be a winner.

2) Facial Products.

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a subtle hint that you need to exfoliate more often. But in all seriousness, popping in a facial scrub or facemask is the perfect way to give our winter-damaged skin a little TLC. Have a look in Body Shop or Lush to find more

indulgent and ethical products.

3) Socks. Perhaps it’s inevitable that the older you get, the more fun receiving socks as a present is, or maybe it’s because all of yours have mysteriously gone missing in your halls’ washing machines. Socks will always be appreciated as a stocking-filler. Picked up cheaply from any high street store, they’re always needed.

4) Novelty Mini Drinks.

Whether it’s a tiny bottle of whisky for your dad, your mum’s favourite wine or your friend’s favourite vodka, miniature bottles of most drinks can be found easily online to add a little Christmas cheer to someone’s stocking.

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5) Nail Polishes and Manicure Sets. Whether you choose to make the most of Boot’s three for two offer on Barry M nail paints or go more luxurious with L’Oreal nail polishes or Essie nail lacquers, they can be paired with a mini manicure set to create a great Christmas nail treatment gift.

6) Hot Water Bottles. Not only do these make great winter gifts (especially if they’re for a fellow student living in a freezeresque house) but you can also get adorable cuddly toy heat cushions and even microwavable slippers to warm up cold feet.

7) Vouchers and Gift Cards.

Ranging from iTunes gift cards to ones for the high street chains’ January sales, there’s something for everyone. Easy to find, they let you pick your own price and ensure your recipient gets exactly what they want.

8) Mugs and Hot Chocolate Gift Sets. Perfect after a chilly, wintery day, there are hundreds of mug designs to choose from, coming with hot chocolate gift sets complete with marshmallows. If hot chocolate isn’t their thing, look for tea and coffee gift sets from brands like Whittard and Costa Coffee.

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No-one Should Spend Christmas Alone HANNAH FRANKLIN

3rd Year English Literature

This year’s John Lewis Christmas advert followed the department store’s successful tear-jerking trend but also carried with it an important message. Teaming up with Age UK, the advert brings to light the tragic experience for many elderly people this Christmas. Over half a million older people spent Christmas day alone last year, according the charity, and nearly one million over-65-year-olds see close family and friends just once per month or less. The reality of these statistics is heart-breaking but there is a lot that you can do to share some happiness during the Christmas period.

Age UK is one of the most prominent charities that work to aid the lives of the elderly across England, and simply donating money to them will make a huge difference to the support they are able to offer. Just £3 could help

pay towards a weekly call from an Age UK befriender, while £5 could help answer a call to their advice line and £10 supports vital research projects that shape and fund services for older people.

They also have a dedicated Winter Fundraising Page with information on how you can raise money to combat loneliness this Christmas; it could be as simple as bake sale with friends or a sponsored event. There are also a huge number of Age UK shops across the country to which you can donate.

Age UK is also currently promoting their ‘No One Should Have No One’ petition which calls for the government to recognise and take action against the serious issue of older people’s loneliness.

By signing this petition you’ll be supporting the call for more to be done to help those who suffer.

In addition, you can become a member of a befriending scheme, such as those run by Independent Age, that allow you to visit a lonely older person and provide them with some comfort,

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contact and a friendly face. Many charities also run calling services that involve regular phone calls to chat to those who are alone.

For some, this could be the first contact they’ve had for days or sometimes weeks, so just a little time from your own day could make a huge difference to someone else’s. Contact the Elderly organises regular tea parties for those aged 75 or older living alone which you can support or volunteer for by

visiting their website, and Friends of the Elderly are always looking for volunteers to help in their day centres and coffee mornings.

While many of us will be returning home for the Christmas holidays, reaching out to those in need can be as simple as visiting elderly neighbours or friends for a chat or meal. Get to know your neighbours both at home and at university: even just a few moments a day will count and can lead to making a new and valued

Christmas cash crunching BEATRICE NUGENT 1st Year English Literature

The countdown to Christmas begins!

I for one am super excited for Christmas! It’s the season for spending time with family and friends, partying and, of course, relaxing.

But as students, we need to budget and balance. So, to help, I have been searching for the best deals on the high street so you can make Christmas magical (without breaking the bank)!

Gifts for Her: 1) Jack Wills Bumper Stocking Gift for Her Where: Boots (In The Oracle or online) Why: Boots are doing a three for two offer on thousands of gifts, which is perfect for a student looking to save on Christmas shopping.

Jack Wills is a fun, young and trendy brand so this stocking of gifts is a great idea for any girl!

Price: £22 2) Benefit Pucker up & Party Christmas gift set Where: Debenhams (In The Oracle or online) Why: Debenhams are offering massive savings of up to 25% off gifts. The lip set by Benefit is brilliant set for any girl who loves makeup and wants super soft lips over winter!

Price: £17.55 (was £19.50, offer for a limited time only) 3) Unicorn hottie Where: Topshop (The Oracle/ Online) Why: Snuggle up and be nice and toasty this Christmas with a microwaveable cuddly toy.

Topshop sell a range of different animals in different colours. A great gift for a student, child or even mum! Also, remember to claim student discount if you can.

Price: £9.00 (without student discount) Gifts for him: 1)BREWMANCE COASTER Where: Ohdeer (online) Why: Enjoy student discount and

buy your boyfriend or friend a quirky coaster! A cheap, chirpy and funny gift.

Price: £2.95 2) Air Amp Where: Funky Store (online) Why: This is a super cool musthave this Christmas. The Air Amp is an unplugged music amplifier and phone charger in a cool mini amplifier design - perfect for anybody who’s into music.

(Student discount available) Price: £7.99 (without student discount) 3) ‘David Beckham Intimately’ Fragrance (75ml eau de toilette) Where: The Fragrance Shop (Online or in the Oracle) Why: What man doesn’t want to smell like David Beckham? And with up to 60% off fragrances at The Fragrance Shop, who can resist?

Price: £15 (was £35.50) Gifts for the rest of the family: 1) ANISNAP Ladybird Watch Where: Watch Elements (online)

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friend. Look into the events being run in your local area for the elderly; there will most likely be coffee mornings, tea parties, lunches and social events with which your support and voluntary effort will be invaluable.

No one should have to spend Christmas alone. Sadly this happens far too often, but with support from everyone, we can help to ease loneliness over this festive period and spread a little more love.

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Why: These cute animal watches are great for kids. Plus, on UNIDAYS, us students get a nice discount!

Price: £15 (without student discount) 2) Scratch Map Deluxe Where: Ohdeer (online) Why: A scratch map is a great gift for a family that likes to travel. It’s a great visual and interactive wall piece for any home. Use student

discount for extra savings this Christmas!

Price: £19.95 (without student discount) 3) Charades Where: Anywhere!

Why: Charades is a classic Christmas game for all the family!

So, relax with a glass of mulled wine and mince pie and have a brilliant Christmas at no cost!

Price: FREE!!!!!

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Your Guide to Finding a Student House HANNAH FRANKLIN

3rd Year English Literature

If halls have been driving you crazy, you’ll be glad to know the time has come to start searching for a house for your next year of university. There are plenty of things to think about while you’re looking. Before you even start, make sure you’ve discussed it with you current flatmates and friends to avoid any awkward situations down the line. Searching for a house can sometimes be a little stressful but it’s easy to make it as simple as possible by following these steps: 1) Don’t rush into buying a house. All too often, students sign up for a house so quickly and end up either unhappy with the house, their housemates or both.

Although being surrounded by students who are already looking at listings or have even already got contracts can tempt you into to signing for the first house, you must remember to take your time. There are plenty of student houses in various different areas so don’t be tricked or pressured into thinking that if you don’t sign for one immediately, they’ll all be gone. You’ll have this house for the whole academic year, so take it slowly and make sure it’s one you’re pleased with.

2) Do some research.

Before you start looking, sit down with your housemates and think about what you all want.

Does everyone want a double bed? How far away from the university are you happy to be?

Does anyone need parking? Do you want somewhere that’s close to shops? Have you looked into which areas are safest? Consider how much each of you is willing to spend on rent to avoid any problems later on. Make a list of the things you all want in a house so you don’t end up wasting any time once you start looking. Now you know what you want…

3) Contact several different letting agents. There are a fair

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few letting agents in Reading so look at several as they’ll each have different houses and different prices. Sign up to them and let them know what you’re looking for so you can get email notifications when new properties that suit you become available.

Book some property viewings so you can start to get an idea of what each property agent has to offer. Remember that certain areas may well be in higher demand, so keep your options open for different areas that could be slightly cheaper.

4) Book some house viewings and ask questions! Too often students look around houses and don’t ask crucial questions about the property; write down a list of the things you want to ask before you go so you don’t forget.

Don’t feel intimidated - it’s your right to ask questions so spend a good amount of time viewing the entire house and make some notes as you go.

Make sure you ask what furniture and appliances come with the house, as many students

will bring extra belongings with them. Ask how much the bills tend to be, if they’re included in the rent or not and whether there have been any recent issues with the house. Bear in mind the size of your group while you’re looking: one small fridge between six housemates clearly won’t be big enough, and you might also want to consider the number of bathrooms if you’re in a larger group. Ensure each room has a suitable desk and chair for studying. If you can, always try to view the property when all the current tenants are in so you can ask them if the landlord or property manager is helpful and easy to contact if there are any problems. It’s also a good idea to ask them why they’ve chosen to move out. The students living there now will be able to give you a much better idea of what the property is really like to live in. Lastly, all these house viewings will begin to blur into one so, with permission, take some pictures of the houses so you can remember them.

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5) Check for mould. While a little bit of mould is fairly common in student houses, particularly in the bathrooms, look for any tell-tale signs of serious mould issues such as black/green stains, damp patches and damp or musty smells.

Mould can easily become a real problem so if you do spot it ask how bad it’s been and whether anything has been done to deal with it. It’s also worth checking if the windows are double-glazed and secure, as well as the doors.

A poorly insulated house means a higher bill so it’s in your best interest to be sure.

6) Check your contract before you sign it. Never sign a contract that you haven’t read first and make sure you read over the details of how late rent and damages are dealt with. Check if you are responsible for taking care of the garden and, if you are, ensure that you’re provided with gardening tools. It’s also worth asking if anything can be added into it before you sign, as once

it’s in the contract, your landlord has to ensure these things are done. So, if there’s anything currently broken in the house or if you’re considering asking if something can be changed, such as new carpets, make sure it’s put in the contract before you sign. Be aware of any signing or administration fees as well so that you aren’t caught unaware.

Keep an eye out for any university talks or sessions on looking for a house, as well as information on what to do if you’re looking for housemates to live with. There’s plenty of support within the university if you need any further help or advice on searching and signing a contract. Good luck!

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A foreigner asks other foreigners about their experiences in the UK Had you traveled on your own before?

Ben: No, I hadn’t.

Tahni: I have travelled on my own quite a lot, which is also why I wasn't scared before coming; I already knew what it's like to settle into a foreign country and meet new friends.

Keirsten: I've traveled once to Peru but it was with a group of people. This was my very first time traveling by myself.

What are you going to do for Thanksgiving as it is an American tradition?

Ben: Originally, some of my Study Abroad American friends were planning on going to KFC, but then we got an email from the university saying that Mojo’s is serving a Thanksgiving dinner, so we are going there instead!

Keirsten: I might go to Mojo's for the Thanksgiving dinner they're serving. I always spend it with my family so I'm missing out this year.

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SARAH KENCHINGTON

2nd Year English Literature

Tahni, 20 years old and from Australia; Ben, aged 20 from California; and Keirsten, 20, from Oklahoma answer questions on their experience of living in the UK for one term.

Were you scared before you came to university in England?

Ben: more nervous than scared.

I've already started university once so, this was simply a do over which was scary: making new friends, learning a whole new university system and layout, and studying with a different education system. Before coming here, I spent hours watching and reading BuzzFeed stories about life in the UK and university in the UK. Tahni: I wasn't scared at all before I came, I was super excited. I couldn’t wait to

experience university life in England, especially living on campus. I might have been more nervous if I didn't speak English.

Keirsten: I wasn't really scared, just kind of nervous traveling so far from home and being in a new environment.

Had you visited the UK before?

Ben: No. Tahni: No. Keirsten: I've never been to England, or anywhere in Europe.

Was it hard to get used to the culture?

Ben: Surprisingly, yes, it was.

Life in the UK is so different. It's not as simple as in the US. Tahni: It's definitely not hard to get used to the culture, it's a bit different but I love being in and learning about new cultures, so it's been fun getting used to it.

Keirsten: I wouldn't say it was hard to get used to the culture. Of course, there are a few things that are pretty different but I enjoyed adjusting to them.

Was it hard to make friends from a different culture than yours?

Ben: I think making friends wasn't too hard because of living in halls.

I think finding a connection with them is harder because we come from different backgrounds, have a different sense of humor, and so on. It's always difficult to make new friends regardless of where you are, just a lot harder to make that connection while being here.

Tahni: No, not hard at all.

Studying at university, we're all in the same boat, so it's easy to make new friends and everybody here is so open and friendly. It might have been hard if there was a language barrier.

Keirsten: It wasn't hard at all making friends. Living in a hall with diverse students definitely helps, and we all live together so we've become pretty close in a short space of time.

Have you experienced any British traditions whilst you're here? And, if so, did you enjoy it?

Ben: So far, the only British tradition we’ve experienced would be Bonfire Night. My

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Study Abroad programme organised a trip with students from Reading, Bristol, and London to go to London for their bonfire and fireworks show.

Tahni: Well, I was here for Bonfire Night, which I guess is a British tradition, and that was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it.

Keirsten: I've officially experienced a traditional Sunday roast. That was really nice and it reminded me of the food we eat on Thanksgiving.

How is American/Australian culture different from British culture?

Ben: Americans are definitely a lot more sensitive. Alcohol is used really differently in the States. Alcohol isn't seen as a super common thing in my eyes.

We also love our fast food - it's everywhere. One-stop shopping is something that is different.

Shops like Target and Walmart have EVERYTHING you need.

Tahni: I think the main differences are the slang used in both cultures despite speaking the same language, and England is a lot older than Australia so there's a lot more history in England. The buildings and towns are really old and pretty here.

Keirsten: I wouldn't say the culture is that different.

What are the differences between American/Australian universities and British universities? What do you prefer and what do you dislike?

Ben: In American universities, our learning is more teacherassisted. They tell us what we need and want to know. We are also assessed on a lot of homework and tests, not so much short answer essays. In the US, I rarely do outside reading (sorry!) as compared to here, it seems imperative that I read in order to pass. As well as this, they grade a lot more harshly here. A 70% is an A for me here but 90% is an A for me at home. I miss how things were done at my home university, maybe because I am just so used to it.

Tahni: I prefer British universities a lot more, but it may be because I am living on campus so I have

more opportunity to experience university life. In Australia, I live at home and just go into university when I have classes, so I don't participate in many social events back there.

Keirsten: The biggest difference is the independent learning. Back home, I have so much more work and exams every two weeks, plus the finals. Here it's just essays and final exams. The lecturing is the same but I feel like I learn better with when I'm tested over the material regularly rather than in one final test.

Would you want to have stayed longer?

Ben: I chose to stay here for two terms simply because everyone told me one term wasn't enough.

I'm so glad I listened and did two terms.

Tahni: I think a year would have been a lot better and given me a chance to settle in more and make the most out of my trip, but I've had enough time to make some good friends and make some great memories.

Keirsten: I would love to stay longer, but, then again, I'm ready to go home and see my friends and family. I've really enjoyed being here and all the experiences. I miss life back home, but I will definitely travel again.

What do you think about Christmas in the UK? Tahni: I'm so excited for Christmas here! I think Europe celebrate it a lot more than Australia. I can't wait to see all the decorations and lights and markets! And it will feel a lot more like Christmas now it’s winter.

Keirsten: Well, I haven't experienced it yet, but from what I hear, they start decorating just as early as we do back home. But we don't really have a Boxing Day the day after Christmas. We usually just keep the tree up for the whole month of December. I think everyone here gets just as excited for Christmas and that's probably the best part!

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Suede, Sequins and All Things Sheer

SUKPREET KAUR 2nd Year English Language

Some of the key secrets for this year’s outfits are textures. If you’re the adventurous type, you might delve into the idea of sequins and suede, but if you prefer a casual, chic style, sheer fabrics are the way to go.

Suede I’m sure most of you have seen or even got one of those cameltone, A-line skirts this year, so there’s something you instantly rock at the party. Seeing that camel is a very current, every day, seasonal colour, try going for a different colour as it’ll really make sure that the material style will make a statement. Many people opt for a suede skirt or suede thigh-high boots, but how about trying a top in a quirky, fashionable fabric? New Look have a few tops in different cuts which you can team with either skinny jeans and heels or, to push your look further, leather trousers.

The only thing about wearing suede is to make sure that it’s not wet weather because you’ll run the risk of getting watermarks and damaging the material.

Sequins If you want to shimmer and sparkle on the dancefloor, sequins are the way to go. Metallic shades, greens and blacks are the best colours to go for in this style, but make sure you avoid the cliché colour red. The best way to wear sequins, I suggest, would

be to look for a co–ordination set with a crop top (if you’re brave enough to brace the cold, that is!) teamed with a skirt or shorts.

Now, prepare yourself for it to feel scratchy on bare skin, or go for long-sleeved items to avoid all of that. If you think a two-piece ensemble is too much glitz for your event, then go for something with a simple design or team with a plain black counterpart.

Sheer Sheer fabrics are delicate, so perhaps avoid this material if you’re the messy one on a night out! Chiffon blouses with lace up necklines are a must for a relaxed, yet stylish look, especially if you can find them in a berry or khaki tone. If that’s not up your street then lace embroidered, high neck tops, specifically in black, provide a gothic, vamp look which is a hot trend right now.

Accessories To get it right this year you’ll need to team your outfit with chunky bling rings, dangling earrings and leave your necks bare. Yes, you heard right: less is more this year, especially when you’ll be fashioning statement fabrics or designs. For that extra glam feel, team with a faux fur stole to keep yourself warm on those chilly evenings.

If you think that these styles aren’t holiday-appropriate enough, then you can always go with the classic option which never goes out of style year in, year out: a novelty Christmas jumper!

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To the curly-haired girl with the glasses I walked past in Palmer: Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?

To the ginger guy at bagel man, why don't you ask me out?

Beautiful Bearded Man I’m never sure if I’m overheating at the gym because I’m exercising or because that beautiful bearded man has entered the room again.

The cutest philosopher My campus crush AKA my girlfriend is the cutest philosopher I know.

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Lush Christmas 2015 selection HANNAH CROFTS 3rd Year English Literature

For me, bath-time just wouldn't be perfect without a deliciously scented Lush bath bomb or bubble bar. Having a bath is a luxurious form of escapism and something that is especially needed around Christmas time. Whether you're stressed out from all the quibbles over the remote, or just suffering from the effects of the night before, a Lush bath product is the answer to all your wintery woes.

Walking into a Lush shop and seeing the limited edition Christmas products on display for the first time is such a magical experience. Everything is either glittery, Christmas character-shaped, or cute, and there's something for everyone (including yourself, of course).

Lush ensures their products are suitable for both vegetarians and vegans. Every product is made by hand, so each Lush product is unique.

Lush is one of my favourite shops for sourcing something special to give as a present. If you are looking for something that everyone will love and appreciate then you need look no further than the Lush Christmas collection. These limited edition products will bring Christmas joy to all at bath-time.

These are just a few of my festive favourites: Peeping Santa, Bubble Bar With dairy free chocolatedrop eyes, this super cute, Father Christmas-shaped bubble bar is a fantastic stocking-filler.

Its delicious strawberry scent is bound to captivate you as it crumbles away into fruity bubbles.

Snow Fairy, Shower Gel This candyfloss-scented shower gel can be used on both hair and body. It provides a lasting shine for beautiful hair and leaves skin smelling sweet. You can buy this in three different sized bottles, making it suitable for a stocking-filler or as a present on its own.

Santa's Lip Scrub Chapped, dry, and sore lips are

a result of bitter winter weather, and can be a constant struggle.

This cola-flavoured lip scrub is the greatest remedy. Made with extra virgin coconut oil, it instantly invigorates lips, leaving them softer and feeling hydrated.

The Icing on the Cake Roulade, Shower Smoothie Rich with cocoa butter, almond milk, and chestnut puree, this moisturizing shower smoothie nourishes dry skin.

Magic Wand, Reusable Bubble Bar This star-shaped magic wand is my favourite product from the Christmas selection by miles.

It shares the same candy sweet scent as Snow Fairy, and is just as pink and glittery, too. This makes an excellent present because it's reusable, so it can be enjoyed again and again. I love waving it through the water in my baths and watching the mass of fluffy bubbles forming; plus, it looks and smells amazing.

Luxury Lush Pud, Bath Bomb This is my kind of Christmas pudding. Packed with relaxing lavender, this festive-themed bath bomb will turn the water hot pink and help you wind down for bed by slowly soothing away all your tensions.

If you could capture the scent of Christmas then this would be it, hands down. Yog Nog is infused with ylang ylang oil and warming nutmeg, giving it an irresistible festive fragrance. This luxurious soap will give everyone a bit of Christmas cheer, and it makes a great little present.

Snowman, Shower Jelly A whole new way to enjoy a shower! This looks like a novelty, however, it's enriched with carrot oil and seaweed (which may sound bizarre, but it totally works). This makes it soft and gentle and really replenishing for dry skin. Plus, as it's bursting with Sicilian lemon oils, this glistening white snowman shower jelly will leave you smelling fresh and fruity all day long.

Holly Golightly, Bubble Bar Immersed in silver glitter and scented with spicy cinnamon leaf and patchouli essential oils, this decadent bubble bar screams Christmassy. Whoever is lucky enough to receive this as a present will be forever grateful, as bathing in Holly Golightly's ultra-nourishing bubbles is pure bliss and will have you feeling all snuggly and toasty in no time.

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Mr Magnetic & Miss Advised Dear Mr Magnetic, I’m a second year student. A group of friends and I moved in to our new house over the summer. We were really excited to have a place of our own, and, for a long while, things were going smoothly, but now I think the honeymoon phase is over. The house is starting to look a mess with everyone reluctant to pitch in. More recently, a few disagreements over who owns and who owes what have occurred too. The looming essay deadlines and projects certainly aren’t helping the situation either. Do you have any advice on how to ease the tension in our house?

From A Haggard Housemate Dear A Haggard Housemate Living with anyone can be difficult and we’re all prone to a falling out from time to time, but it’s best to keep conflicts to a minimum. Common problems such as the dirty dish deadlock can be solved by introducing a cleaning rota; it shares the load of the lazy and prevents the overactive people from becoming a dish soap martyr. As for possessions, I think it’s fair that boundaries are drawn and it’s okay to tell people when you’re not comfortable with something. The biggest pitfall is the infamous passive aggressive note - avoid these at all costs unless you want a war. While confrontation might not be everyone’s style, talking things over can really help defuse a situation.

However, that doesn’t mean you should bust everyone’s heads and come home guns blazing. Most people are pretty understanding and a level-headed chat will give each party the chance to chat about any misgivings. Everyone is feeling the pressure of work and getting the winter blues at the moment, so embrace the usual premature Christmas spirit and lend a bit more tolerance this season. Most importantly, try to remember why you all chose to live with each other. Get out of the house a bit more and forget your troubles now and then, even if it is just for a couple of hours. time you decide take a break from it all.

Mr Magnetic.

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Miss Advised, Second year is proving much more difficult than I imagined, and with Christmas just around the corner, I am finding it very hard to concentrate on my studies. Leaving things to the last minute has left me with five deadlines and not enough time to rest. I spend more time being worried about studying instead of actually sitting down and putting pen to paper. And unfortunately the bad habit I developed in my first year (binge-watching Christmasthemed cooking shows) does not leave me enough time to do research and write essays. It is almost impossible to motivate myself, and every passing, unproductive day brings me closer to a nervous breakdown. A breakdown that no Christmas pudding will be able to alleviate.

Please help, Christmas-crazed-anon Dear Christmas-crazed-anon One of the things you learn about in university is the sweet escapism afforded by reality TV shows, which is made all the more sweet via bingewatching. Coping with a binge-watching habit can be challenging. However,

allow me to play devil’s advocate and suggest that it also forces you to learn discipline, organisation and self-motivation. Perhaps start by only allowing yourself a limited number of hours per day for lazing around; make sure that this time is followed by a similar number of studying hours. Once you are in control of your watching habits, reduce the time spent on watching shows and spread it throughout the day, maybe as little study breaks. Try thinking of these study breaks as a reward for your hard work - something to look forward to. This technique is sure to make you feel in control of your time, and reduce stress.

Yes, It might well feel like Christmas is in the air, but it could also be the scent of those gingerbread air fresheners that department stores are using to boost Christmas shopping.

What I am trying to say is that there are still several weeks to go, and these weeks shouldn’t be spent idly waiting. Don’t allow the holidays to be an excuse, but rather use them as an incentive to work harder. Wouldn’t it be so much nicer sitting down to Christmas dinner, knowing that you’d handed in a top-notch batch of essays?

And, finally, starting an essay is always the hardest part, so just write something down, even if it is just a reiteration of the question and even if you end up changing it; I think you’ll find that the essay becomes much less daunting.

Much luck Miss Advised

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Christmas Inspired Sweet Treats

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As Christmas approaches and decorations go up, the desire to bake Christmas goodies suddenly increases. Here are two easy recipes to get you into the festive spirit without much effort, but which taste amazing and can even be given as gifts.

Begin by using your fingers to rub the butter into the flour until it forms breadcrumbs. The best way to achieve this is to try to only use the tips of your fingers as it prevents the pastry from getting too warm. Once breadcrumbs have been formed, add the sugar and a pinch of salt and combine the pastry into a ball without using any liquid. At this point it’s a good idea to preheat the oven to 200C/gas mark 6/180C in a fan oven. You can then roll the pastry, regardless if you have made or purchased it, and cut it. You want to use round cutters but if you don’t own any you can always cut around a glass. Then, place the pastry into a cupcake baking tray and add a teaspoon of mincemeat to each one. It’s then up to you what you do with the lid; you can either create a full lid (but remember to pierce a slight hole

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Mince Pies The classic Christmas mince pie. Here you have two options depending on the time you have: homemade or premade pastry - both taste good. Likewise, you could make your own mincemeat but this can get slightly complicated so I would recommend you buy a jar. If you want to make your own pastry you will need: 225g cold butter 350g plain flour 100g golden caster sugar (normal

with a knife or fork to allow the steam to leave) or you could cut out a star. If you fancy something a bit different, you can even put some of the pastry when it is still in breadcrumb form to the side and use it to sprinkle over the mincemeat as a lid; this creates a crumble-style mince pie and is potentially my favourite. You can then beat the egg and brush the tops of the pastry (if you have made crumble style mince pies leave this part out) to give it a nice shine when baked. Finally, bake for 20 minutes until golden and if you are feeling really fancy sprinkle with some icing sugar.

Gingerbread Biscuits The gingerbread biscuit is a simple Christmas bake, but can look extremely impressive.

It’s up to you if you make gingerbread men, simple circles (but nonetheless tasty) or even a gingerbread house; I would recommend looking online for

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some templates if you wish to do the latter. Regardless of your design idea, to make the dough you will need: 350g plain flour (plus some extra for rolling) 1tsp bicarbonate of soda 2tsp ground ginger 1tsb ground cinnamon 125g butter 175g light brown sugar (normal caster sugar will suffice if you don’t have any) 1 egg 4tbsp golden sugar To decorate, you will need some writing icing, which you can either make yourself with icing sugar or buy.

Begin by sifting the flour, bicarbonate of soda, ginger and cinnamon and pour into a bowl.

Add the butter and mix with your fingers (or a food processor if you are fancy) until it forms breadcrumbs. Add the egg (after

beating) and golden syrup and mix until it clumps together. You then need to knead the dough so it’s easier if you remove it from the bowl. You want to ensure it becomes a smooth dough. Wrap in clingfilm and refrigerate for around 15 minutes. Then, preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas Mark 4 and line a baking tray with butter or grease-proof paper. You can then roll the dough (a thickness of around half a centimetre is best) and cut into your desired shapes, before baking for 12-15 minutes or until lightly golden-brown.

Leave to cool, then decorate as you wish; this is your chance to really be creative and make them look really pretty. This last step is an especially important step if you want to give the biscuits as a gift.

Enjoy!

Master of None Flip to New York, and find out the Indian perspective on being an actor in the United States

Jazzin’ it Up The Darius Brubeck Quartet show off their skills in Reading

Signal for Single Facebook moves towards making the pain of breaking-up a little easier

Gripping Gothic Ghosts Ellen Bing writes on the tragic lovers in Crimson Peak and the crushing visuals that go alongside

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Review: The Maccabees live at The Hexagon JOSEPH BISHOP

3rd Year Environmental Management

Recent NME coverstars The Maccabees continued their highly anticipated UK headline tour with a triumphant show at The Hexagon in Reading on Friday 27 November. Promoting their wellreceived fourth album Marks to Prove It, released earlier this year, the London indie band performed a good mixture of old and new material to a lively crowd.

The band began with new album opener and title track “Marks to Prove It”, an explosive introduction which set the tone for the evening with its energetic drum

fills and descending guitar tones.

They followed this with “Feel to Follow” taken from 2012’s Given to the Wild, and “Wall of Arms”, the title track from their second album.

Songs from their fourth album, translated very well to the live show, sounding mature and varied. “Spit it Out” and ballad “Silence”, sung by guitarist Hugo White, featured quieter piano moments, a very welcome contrast to the upbeat style the band were associated with in their early days.

Frontman Orlando Weeks and guitarist Felix White engaged with the crowd throughout, with White joking that the band “didn’t know the venue existed until about a week ago”, and apologising for

not playing in recent years (aside from Reading Festival, of course).

Orlando constantly made sure that everyone in the room, including the upper tier of the theatre was enjoying the show. The night had an intimate atmosphere with a genuine connection between the band and their fans. The backdrop and lights were impressive but tasteful, never distracting from the music but adding an extra element to their now very accomplished live show.

The highlight of the show was likely to be the song “Precious Time”, from 2007 debut album Colour it In, which was greeted with a united sing-a-long, sandwiched between other fan favourites “Love You Better”

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and “Can You Give It”. The Maccabees still clearly look back fondly on their earlier work, with Orlando Weeks remarking that it was “10 years one week ago” since the release of their first single “XRay”, which they followed up by playing. It’s impressive to reflect on how far the band has come in this time, whilst remaining so well-grounded.

Weeks dedicated song “Something Like Happiness” to four lads he came across singing the chorus to the song in Reading town centre earlier in the evening, and invited the crowd to do the same.

The band left the stage to massive cheers and applause from the fans, and returned minutes

later to play a four-song encore, launching into the expansive trumpet introduction of “River Song”. Penultimate song and endearing classic “Toothpaste Kisses” was a special inclusion, and very well received. Closing the 19-song set with the thumping 2012 song “Pelican”, The Maccabees finished their show on a suitably loud note.

Orlando Weeks bid the fans goodnight, thanking the crowd and support band Drenge who they “can’t wait to see every night”.

The triumphant gig will leave fans hoping that the band will return to play in Reading again in the not too distant future.

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Biebs is coming back strong after releasing another song before his highly anticipated album, Purpose.

After taking a year off, Justin Bieber is back with an EDM/ pop sound to regain his place in the charts. His first two singles from ‘Purpose’, ‘What Do You Mean?’ and ‘Sorry’ experiment with an upbeat electro sound which seems to have reached a broader fan base, as ‘What Do You Mean?’ gave Justin his first Billboard number one.

His latest tease, ‘I’ll Show You’ has an R&B vibe mixed with an electronic beat courtesy of producer Skrillex, producer of Bieber’s previous two songs. In the song Justin softly sings about the difficulties growing up in the public eye. ‘Don’t forget that I’m human/ don’t forget that I’m real’ lyrics taken from the chorus,

ALICE WINTER

2nd Year English Literature

Adele introduced us to ‘25’ with ‘Hello’, a seemingly appropriate return from her hiatus. The world has been waiting for her third album for what feels like a very, very long time. Before the release of ‘Hello’ last month, we hadn’t had an album from Adele since January 2011. The gap, however, has been well and truly filled with the gorgeous voice of the quirky songstress.

The video is shot in sepia tone, a clear indication from Adele, as always, that she wants us to focus on her voice and the things she sings about. And she is notorious for always being able to capture an emotion or feeling we have all felt. This single is no exception. Thanks to ‘19’ and ‘21’, Adele has the power and status within the music industry

to return from her break with the same type of song that she left us with in ‘Skyfall’ in 2012. There is nothing different in the style of the song but it still feels new and effortless. She is famous for her ballads and this single could have easily have fitted into the track list of ‘21’, but this seems to have a superior tone and theme compared to those that came before it. There is a definite essence of growth and maturity in her voice; it is a bittersweet song about letting go and once again, it can be shared with so many.

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She’s labelled ‘25’ as her “make-up” album; a record that forgets about past mistakes, loves, regrets and focuses on the self; carving out time and

dedication to get to know the new self she has become and ‘Hello’ is a clear start to this journey.

We are introduced to ‘Hello’ (and ‘25’ for that matter) with a sound that epitomises Adele; the low and tepid sound of the piano. We saw it in songs such as ‘Hometown Glory’ and ‘Someone Like You’ and this is a song that will go down in pop history amongst those greats. Subtle drums and the background harmonies highlight Adele’s impressive vocal range but are present enough to not be overpowered. The production of the single is second to none and nothing short of genius. The first time she breaks into the chorus, we are reminded of the sheer strength and timelessness of her voice.

Goosebumps all round.

Welcome back, Adele. You’ve been missed.

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where Justin is reminding us that he bleeds like the rest of us so don’t be too harsh on him when it comes to his past escapades. As this song is more laid back and reminiscent of Justin’s previous songs in his album ‘Journals’, which didn’t do too well on the charts, it is unclear whether this could be a high flyer.

The new song comes with a new music video where Justin is reflecting on hilltops, running through fields and is seen taking a dip in his Calvin Klein undies (a treat for his beliebers!) In comparison to his other videos, it seems a little cheap however, for authenticity with the message he’s trying to convey, the simple video concept can suffice. Maybe Justin quickly shot a video whilst on his European promotion album tour, because heartthrob rivals One Direction are also releasing songs and videos out of nowhere, as they approach the same album release date.

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His Dark Materials, alive on TV JEROME COXSTRONG 1st Year English Literature

Ask anyone at university to name their favourite ‘young adult’ book series, and you’ll hear some familiar responses. Harry Potter will fare well, there’ll be a few Hunger Games in there; most concerning of all, even Twilight could pop up. If I had to choose one series that stands out for sheer quality, it’s obvious – Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials.

It’s a fantastic trilogy comprised of Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife & The Amber Spyglass - that transcends its core demographic, and takes in a whole host of weighty themes – theology and the essence of humanity mixed with the typical coming-of-age narrative.

The books tell the story of Lyra, a twelve year old girl living in an alternate Oxford, in a world much like our own. In Lyra’s world, humans are accompanied by dæmons, a manifestation of the person’s inner self in animal form, while the world is under the rule of the theocratic Magisterium. A discovery of a possible parallel universe, only visible through the Northern Lights, sets events in motion that change her life for ever.

It’s the sort of material that comes alive off the page, vividly painting a picture, and the description I gave there barely even covers half of the basic premise. An attempt in 2007 to

adapt it into a major film series – going by the US name for the first book, The Golden Compass – fell far short of its book counterpart, in spite of the impressive cast (if not crew) assembled for the production. It lacked the heart, earnest nature, and most of all, the bite of the book, and the planned sequels, to cover the 2nd and 3rd books, never came to fruition. Yet perhaps the books were never going to succeed as a film trilogy, as there is very little material that can be condensed, chopped up and moved around, unlike it’s aforementioned peers.

All of which is why the recent news of an upcoming television adaptation is so promising.

A product by Bad Wolf, a transatlantic studio comprised of ex-Doctor Who crew Jane Tranter and Julie Gardner, and New Line Cinema, it is to be shown front of stage on BBC One when it broadcasts. The news comes in the midst of the current ‘golden age’ of television, an unprecedented era where TV is fast becoming the place where true screen innovation and character work occurs. With more time to explore the concepts and narratives of the subject matter, and less of the financial pressure that a major cinema production encounter, premium television is exactly the right place for such a series as His Dark Materials to be developed. No word yet on a schedule for production or broadcast, but don’t worry, it’s on its way! We’ll be waiting excitedly.

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The Darius Brubeck Quartet at the Reading Progress Theatre GARETH THOMAS 1st Year Philosophy

The Darius Brubeck Quartet played the Reading Progress Theatre’s November ‘Jazz at Progress’ concert on 20th November, and I was lucky enough to get one of the few remaining tickets.

Darius Brubeck, a well-

established figure in jazz, comes from a heavily musical family and is one of many sons of the late Dave Brubeck, who famously helped pioneer the West Coast Jazz that developed throughout America during the 1950s. Darius’ quartet is comprised of Dave O’Higgins on the tenor and alto saxophone, Matt Ridley on the double bass, and Wesley Gibbens on drums.

As part of the concert, the Darius Brubeck Quartet played a

mix of standards and Darius’ own, more contemporary, compositions (from their most recent album, Cathy’s Summer) as well as a selection of his father’s pieces, opening with Blue Rondo à la Turk and closing with, the even more famous, Take Five, something which seems expected from their performances.

Dave O’Higgins’ playing was in top form throughout the whole gig, with exciting solos building

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up to high, piercing notes and fastpaced ‘Coltrane-esque’ flourishes, especially demonstrated in a completely unaccompanied solo near the end of I Don’t Stand a Ghost of a Chance with You. The same goes for Matt Ridley, who, in the Greek-inspired Crete (described by Brubeck jokingly as one large bass solo), was able to show off his impressive ability to reach notes much higher than you would usually hear by a bassist.

After seeing the Darius Brubeck Quartet for the first time at the Llandudno Jazz Festival, I was certainly not disappointed the second time round. Darius’ own playing is smart and full textured, much like that of his father, making use of chord sequences and improvised blues scales. The whole quartet plays excellently with a sense of unity as a group.

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December is a time for warm drinks, wearing too many clothes and students wanting never wanting to leave their beds. While roaming for a place in the library, this is what they’re saying: “Adele – goodbye.”

“It is acceptable to sleep in gloves?”

“One day I want to be as fearless as a campus squirrel.”

“I heard the agrics are dressing up as celebrities from the 80s for their next social.”

“Wish my bank balance was as high as my calorie intake.”

“Forever reading reading as reading” “You know you’re a student when you’re going to bed looking like an Eskimo.”

“My laptop keeps on saying ‘Hello’. I knew I should have bought a dell.”

“I got 99 essays and I ain’t done one” – Lay Z “You know it’s too cold when you have to brace yourself to go to the toilet.”

“I can’t feel my face with this cold weather. I don’t love it.”

“My ability to concentrate becomes less and less the closer to deadlines it becomes.”

“So glad my window isn’t facing any path, I spend half the time walking around naked.”

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Review: Crimson Peak

ELLEN BING 3rd Year History

As a ghost story released at the end of October, Crimson Peak fell perfectly amidst rising excitement over Halloween.

While some of my housemates may have unashamedly hidden beneath their coats throughout the film, it certainly did not rely on promises of thoughtless adrenaline shocks, cheap jumps and excessive gore to draw in its audience. Undoubtedly there were moments of horror and violence but this did not detract from what was a beautifully presented ghost story.

The film flows the tale of Edith Cushing, a young American girl in the 19th century, consumed by the notion of writing and ghost stories who inevitably falls for the charms of British aristocrat, Thomas Sharpe.

However their doomed romance draws her into a ghost story of her own as he sweeps her away from the vibrancy New York to the Sharpe’s Family home in the Lake District, preserved in a bygone era.

The Sharpe’s house itself is a beautiful achievement of the film, drawing clear similarities with the imposing House of Usher. It becomes a character in its self, groaning and shuddering as

tension rises, seeming to breathe as the winds rattle through the decaying walls. The deterioration of the magnificent house nicely mirrors the decay and mystery surrounding the Sharpe family it houses. Indeed the deep red clay it is built on, which seeps into the lower floors of the house only serves to heighten the sense of horror and doom which will befall Edith as she becomes entangled in the life of Thomas Sharpe.

Tom Hiddleston and Mia Wasikowska are wonderful as the tragic lovers, however the true talent is in the haunting performance of Jessica Chastain who plays Lady Lucille Sharpe, a mysterious and imposing woman similar to that of Mrs Danvers from Rebecca who shrouds the secrets of the past and present from the naive young wife.

The exquisite detail of the film can be seen in between Lucille Sharpe and the house, as subtle details of the house are echoed in her costume. The set of the film enhances the enthralling quality of the story, bringing to life the empowering tale of Edith Sharpe as the secrets of the past threaten to destroy her future.

The film sets its self perfectly amongst other gothic romances and horror, drawing its audience into another time and world steeped in style, horror and mystery.

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Aziz Ansari’s ‘Master of None’ is the master of Netflix

JASMINE DAMEN 2nd Year English Lit & Lang

Parks and Recreation actor and stand-up comic Aziz Ansari stars as Dev, a thirty year old actor living in New York. The show creates a perfect balance of comedy with topical issues being discussed and demonstrated whole heartedly throughout each episode. His roots in original stand up comedy (check out Burned Alive on Netflix) and in his co-authored book Modern Romance shine through as Dev and his group of friends navigate their way through modern New York City.

One episode that was particularly memorable for me was Indians on TV, an episode centred around the idea that western television and 21st century Hollywood still lacks representation in the media. This episode features Dev and Ravi audition for a Friends-esque sitcom. A racist email finds its way to Dev with the subject that you can’t have two Indians on the same show, or else it will be labelled as an “Indian show”.

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Dev remarks that this would never happen if it was two white people, saying “People don’t watch True Detective and go, ‘Oh, there’s that white detective show!’” providing a hilarious yet culturally significant point. It also discusses issues such as Fisher King’s brownface in Short Circuit 2, as well as Indian actors being asked to put on an accent when auditioning for roles in television.

“So many times in movies and TV shows, the straight white guy, he’s the everyman ... But he’s not everybody. He’s just not.”

The shouldn’t be ground breaking but is thing about this episode is that, whilst Dev, Ravi, and their friend Anush are all discussing the idea that “you can’t have two Indians on the same show”, all three of them are Indian men, with rounded, distinguishable characters and are all in the show, with no white people in sight. This metacommentary on representation in the media is exactly the sort of

TV that should be broadcast in the 21st century.

Aziz cast his own parents for the episode suitably titled Parentsa poignant and emotionally touching episode centred around the life of immigrants in the US and how Millennials can feel disconnected to their parent’s background. Ansari commented on the episode, saying: “Yeah, it’s one of those things where we thought it was a special episode when we were making it, but we didn’t know it would have the response that it did.”

The characters are diverse and the storyline is hilarious, yet sharp with a focus on certain characters each episode. It seems to be one of the only shows I’ve watched that depicts reality accurately. There’s a moment when Dev is at home researching the best place to get a taco in New York for about 40 minutes, which is especially relatable in this day and age.

I watched it over two days, so it’s definitely binge worthy and everyone should make this show a priority over the Christmas holidays instead of being entirely productive.

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Tis the season to start spending!

Here’s a countdown of my top 5 Christmas advertisements of 2015 SUKPREET KAUR 2nd Year English Language

Seeing that the days are getting colder, your sofas are going to be your best friend come the evening, so top brands are competing to bring us their most festive advert yet.

5. Cadbury – UK’s favourite chocolate brand take an inventive spin on the traditional advent calendar in this year’s advert.

As the workers prepare for the holidays, they line up their signature purple lorries in the formation of an advent calendar counting down the days until Christmas Day. If you watch closely you’ll even spot St Nick doing a quick check! The trucks go past significant British symbols like the Angel of the North and a Royal Mail postman but there are a couple things which disappoint. Firstly, they use the Thunderbirds theme tune which doesn’t exactly fill you with Christmas spirit and the secondly, which is probably the most important, are the lorries.

The whole driving through towns and seeing kids excited faces idea has been done, and frankly done better by Coca Cola.

4. Sainsbury’s – The creative team must have researched what people are looking on the internet when they came up with the idea for this advert! A cat named

‘Mog’, which you may recognise as a character created by children’s author Judith Kerr, has a stroke of bad luck Christmas Day in the Thomas household. After waking up from a nightmare, Mog calls the emergency services accidentally, but ironically necessary, before the house fills with black smoke from a burnt turkey. The neighbours fill the street to see the commotion and just when you thought Christmas was off the table, in true holiday spirit they decide to clean up and have a feast at the family’s home.

What makes this advert so special is the amount of work gone into the visual effects, especially with Mog. Sainsbury’s have done themselves proud with this advert, because who can resist a cat video?

3. Boots – They’ve managed to snag top music director Joseph Kahn who’s worked with the likes of Robbie Williams, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears to direct this year’s Christmas advert.

Viewers follow a ‘spark’ through a warmly lit ‘Boots’ mansion, packed with jolly people dressed in their best, happening to fly past all the branded items you can get at the shop. Reds, golds and icy blues are themed giving the audience an extra Christmassy feel. If that wasn’t enough the health and beauty store spared no expense and hired pop princess Jessie J to sing a cover of jazz

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singer Kay Starr’s “The Man with the Bag” as the icing on the cake.

2. John Lewis – It’s the most anticipated advert of the year and since its release on the 5th November it’s quickly racked up over 15 million views on YouTube. Norwegian singer Aurora provided her delicate vocals as she covered Oasis’ “Half the World Away” enhancing the magical feel. This advert follows the story of a little girl trying to get the attention of the ‘Man on the Moon’. After failing numerous times we see a shot of balloons carrying a wrapped present landing directly at the old

man’s feet. The white haired man opens the present to see that the little girl has sent him a telescope so he can look at earth, and as he does, the lyrics “I don’t feel down” is beautifully sung whilst he sheds a tear. Now a lot of viewers may have shed a tear too yearning that I should have put this at the number one spot, but perhaps from listening to a lot of safeguarding talks, I feel a little uncomfortable at the idea of an old man using a telescope to look at a little girl.

1. Coca Cola – Of course Coca Cola is number one because everyone knows that

‘the holidays are coming’ when this advert starts popping up on your screens! The iconic sleigh bells and chimes help illuminate the scene as the notorious Coca Cola truck drives through the street lighting up with town with twinkles of red, gold and green fairy lights. The snow covered town is alerted that the truck is nearby when a young boy rings a Church bell, who nearly misses it but manages to wriggle through the crowd to get a glimpse.

If the red truck is a symbol of the holidays for you, you can catch it at the Oracle Shopping Centre on the 12th December!

Something for your YouTube break?

WING LAM, KAR 3rd Year Law

Have you ever gotten tired of the blank Microsoft Word document on your screen, and jumped for a YouTube break instead? Hoping to find something interesting enough to cure your boredom and end procrastination, but short enough to save some time for work; I believe this is a skill every student naturally (or gradually) masters with their own secret subscribed channels.

Here are some of my personal recommendations that I hope will

help you to pass the time working.

RWBY (pronounced as ruby) is an American animated series, released on YouTube by Rooster Teeth. It is set in a fantasy world with technologies and monsters; a mix between sci-fi, swords, guns and magic. The story follows four characters – Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang (that’s why the team is named RWBY!)—as they attend Beacon Academy in order to be trained against monsters.

For a low budget animation with rough edges and a panJapanese anime art style some people may be turned off a bit but it definitely worth about

15 minutes per week to give it a go. RWBY has lovable characters, great music and the coolest transformable weapons designs. However plots are not well-presented due to its limited length, inexperienced voiceactors and the scenarios suffered from lack of details – pedestrians are just a human-shaped black shadow in the first season.

Nevertheless, RWBY is created with a small crew; almost an independent production, so strict high-quality is not expected.

These downturns were largely improved in noticeable speed in the subsequent season as

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pedestrians now have faces. The true attractiveness of RWBY in my view, which I am sure that 99% viewers agree with, is their intense, crazy fighting scenes, as revealed in their four trailers.

Smooth McGroove (or Max Gleason) is a musician, famous for recording acapella versions of video game music. His channel became popular after his acapella of “Guile’s Theme” from Street Fighter 2 blew up on the internet with his signature beard and his cat Charl that always makes an appearance in his videos.

Formerly a drummer and a private music teacher, one day he

felt that viral sensation to take the leap and become a YouTuber. He now has a million subscribers and is invited to compose for games.

McGroove has recorded music from many well-known game series, like Super Mario, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda and Pokémon. His composition is delicate and refined, as most of his acapella variations consist of about eight tracks including bass and percussion. The majority of his songs are classics rather than modern, commenting that “music for video games today serve a more atmospheric role with less of a focus on melodies.”

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Shoes: Pleasure and Pain

LOUISE INGHAM 3rd Year Law

The V&A is currently host to some of the world’s most extravagant and elegant footwear, from spiked shoes in the fetish collection to heels so high even the most resilient of clubbers could not stand an entire night in them. The exhibition entitled “Shoes: Pleasure and Pain” features around 200 pieces of footwear from around the world, from ancient Egypt to modern shoes from the latest Cinderella movie and football boots belonging to David Beckham.

The exhibitions focus is on how different cultures affect footwear, how style has changed through the ages and countries and what shoes can symbolize. On the

exhibit and the allure of shoes, the V&A says that “shoes punish and reward, elevate and entrap, speed and hinder through their powers of transformation.”

I went to the exhibit during the summer as part of a birthday present for a friend who’s hugely into fashion and shoes and we all ended up loving it just as much as she did. The exhibition was set up using low lighting, quiet music and dark drapes, giving the whole place a mystical and exciting atmosphere. Some of the shoes were beautiful and elegant, especially the glittering glass slippers from the 2015 movie ‘Cinderella’. Others were risqué, such as the ‘Sex Collection’ including spiked shoes and shoes that made it impossible for the wearer to do anything other than crawl – very 50 shades. These

shoes were designed by Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood in 1974 and were meant to highlight how shoes play a part in what it means to be sexy and their role in fetishism. Shoes from China’s ‘foot binding’ tradition showed the shocking miniature size of grown women’s feet as a result of the tight shoes. Foot binding was done as small feet were seen as a sign of beauty and it began in Imperial China in the 10th or 11th Century.

Some of the shoes were beautiful, and some of them were extremely strange, but it was a very interesting and beautifully presented exhibition. It’s running until the 31st of January next year and tickets cost £12, although there is a student discount!

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Breaking up with the internet: Facebook’s new tools

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NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

When Facebook was introduced in populations of universities, it was easily a place to check whether an individual was free or not. It is only a few years later that we have started

to become careful about what is displayed on-line.

Breaking up with someone goes alongside dealing with pain on social media; websites that are frequented for keeping in touch with others. As it is a difficult and emotional time for all, Facebook is working on changing its ‘Relationship Status’ function.

Years of memories can be easily invoked by a single image.

Without removing your ‘ex’ as a friend, these past lovers will disappear from view for users.

This trial tool will begin in the United States and will be implemented worldwide if feedback has been successful.

When people have changed their

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relationship status to show they are no longer part of a relationship, the tools will be prompted. These include limiting photos, videos, status updates than an ex will see.

Also, Facebook will ensure that the ex’s name and profile picture are not part of the website’s news feed.

Users will be able to edit who

can see past posts with a former partner, untag posts with that person and will not be suggested when tagging friends in the user’s photo.

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Adele Bulldog Cup Darius Facebook Justin Mince Pies Paris Protest Refugee Starbucks Stockings Sub89 Terror Unity Winter

PUZZLE POINT Drawn by Harry Richardson, 2nd Year Archaeology

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WATTSUP? Do you put the ‘ha’ in laug-ha-ble?

Prove it and try doing WattsUp on for size.

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Let’s face it, everyone has a cover of Christmas music these days. But there’s always one that’s worse than the other. What strikes your mind as an old jingle that makes you bash your head onto a wall?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: Can't really think of one to be honest Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: Probably "Xmas? WTH it is? Delicious? (クリスマ ス？なにそれ？美味しいの？)" from Japan. Search for it on YouTube and you will understand.

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: I don't know about bad ones but “Santa Baby” is an absolute TUNE that should be played at every union all year round.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: “Santa Baby”. There are a few things that can have me on my knees begging for mercy and this is one of those things. Unless of course, my girlfriend was singing it, and I don't have a girlfriend so... #foreveralone #singleandreadytomingle Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Definitely “Santa Baby” it’s so cringe-y!

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Is Frozen a movie for Christmas or just one that has to do with snow? Is this really a movie you should whip out during the holidays?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: I. Can. Just. Watch. It. Anytime. Trust. Me. James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: It's a movie that I feel is best deployed as a punishment - like coal in a stocking.

Christoper J Lin, 3rd Year Law: My 8 year old niece finds Frozen boring, so by that rule, our family doesn't play Frozen during Christmas. But then again, if I say that to the people here, I might find myself in a precarious situation.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Nah Elf all the way! Don't get me wrong the music is great in the film but feel it’s been given way too much hype. It’s not like Lion King just let it go.

Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: Frozen is more of snow, Home Alone is for Christmas.

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If you were a snowman, what would your face be made of?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: Like Olaf's. Especially that carrot!

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: Snow.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: A lot of chocolate. Despite being a snowman, I can't be bothered to have healthy stuff like carrots and celery stuck on my face.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Hrm tough one maybe traditional buttons and a big old carrot.

Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: I hope it will be snow that is not yellow.

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Part 2 of Mockingjay is out but it has been caught that still, Jennifer Lawrence does not hold a crossbow properly. If you were her instructor, what would you say to the actress?

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: Hold it properly, you idiot.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: Wonder how she lived that long. Maybe because she's kinda hot... that's a legitimate reason.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Great film very tough not to cry at some if the scenes. I didn't actually notice to be honest in the film but maybe they did this to try and get certain angles for the film.

Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: Girl, learn from Daryl, having you ever watch Walking Dead?

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5.

If you could fit a fully decorated Christmas tree into any place on campus where would it be?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: The main quad at the centre of campus. Either that, or Foxhill House. No, London Road Campus....oh, man!

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: The Law School. God knows how much good a Christmas tree could do there.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Main campus, somewhere that everyone can appreciate it Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: The Union.

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We’ve got to Gingerbread, Toffee Nut and Eggnog lattes at Starbucks. What weird concoction do you think Starbucks should think of next for Christmas?"

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: Snow White, Bauble Bubbles, Nut-cracking Nutcracker.

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: Snow Latte made with real snow scooped off the street.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: How about we try mixing them ALL??

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Candy canes? Don't know how they'd manage it but could be interesting or one that smells like Christmas Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: Turkey and Christmas pudding, maybe sprout.

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If you could hibernate in the winter, what foods you eat to pass the time?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: Combat rations?

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: I always get loads of chocolate oranges at Christmas so I'd probably chow down on them.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: Do as the Japanese do as imbibe as much KFC as possible (It's true, Japanese people have KFC as a Christmas meal! I'm not lying!)

And that's the best Christmas tradition EVER. Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: Stacks of Pizzas, Maltesers, créme brulee, Mars, Fruit Pastilles...basically anything with high calories I guess.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Spag bol made by my mum.

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Students from hot countries take lots of photos of snow when they come to the UK but then realize it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. When you see the first show of awe in the air, would you tell them it gets worse or better?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: I have no idea, but I always hope it gets better.

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: I'd tell them to call Mr. Plow, that's the name, that name again is Mr. Plow.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: Feels like these students paid all the expensive tuition fees to come here, just to take some snow pictures for Instagram?

Well, if you destroy that little bit of optimism they have for the future snowfalls then you've kinda destroyed the purpose of being here.

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Think it’s always interesting to see people's reactions. I love it when it snows and the fact it doesn't happen as much makes us enjoy it more when it does happen.

Wing Lam Kar, 3rd Year Law: I will tell them to buy waterproof boots with grip...but I am one of those from hot countries lol.

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If Santa’s workshop was in London, what would the elves’ catch phrase be?

TJ Hiew, 3rd Year Law: "Right, mate. Let's get these sorted."

James R., 3rd Year Computer Science: Shine ya shoes guvnah.

Christopher J Lin, 3rd Year Law: I imagine a protest in central London, with a few thousand dwarfish men, going "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "MINIMUM WAGE" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "NOW".

Manon J., 2nd Year Art and English Literature: Really haha I’m just picturing Boris Johnson as Father Christmas going “hello”.

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Aries

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 24th- OCTOBER 23rd

ARIES MARCH 21st-APRIL 20th Determination and perseverance are the sure routes to achieve your dreams; the trick is just to not lose sight of the goal. The stars say that this month, you shall be getting a few steps closer to the realisation of your goals, no doubt as a result of your natural wilfulness and determination.

Keep your eyes on the prize, but also keep them peeled over the next few weeks, and be on the lookout for the lucky number 12.

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SCORPIO OCTOBER 24th-NOVEMBER 22nd

TAURUS APRIL 21st-MAY21st Taurus

Everyone has a vice. For some, if might be as innocent as eating entire packets of biscuits when stressed about deadlines. But for others, vices can be as deep, dark and disturbing as, say, using a flatmate’s milk without telling them (the horror). This month however, you may find the temptation to be bad recedes, and is replaced with feelings of benevolence –– you might even start buying your own milk. Keep your eyes peeled this month for the lucky number 4.

Scorpio

GEMINI MAY 22nd-JUNE 21st Gemini

Former president Theodore Roosevelt once said, “Believe you can and you’re halfway there”. This month, you may find yourself with a large and helpful boost of self-confidence. So get ready to get out there and do some great things over the next few weeks. While you’re out there, remember to keep your eyes peeled for your lucky number this month, which the stars say is the number 2

Sagittarius

virgo

I wouldn’t want to jinx it, but I believe this month will be a very lucky one for you. As adaptable as you are, you’re sure to make the most of a good situation, and the stars tell me that a great situation is coming your way very soon. Something in either the financial or the professional spheres most likely, so keep an eye out for opportunities relating to these.

The stars say that you should also look out for the lucky number 9.

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 22nd- JANUARY 20th

You’re a force to be reckoned with this month. The only thing that stands between a person and their goals is the strength of their will. This month, Cancer, the stars tell me that you will feel a surge of inspiration, so use it wisely. Try to finish some long-term projects, and keep an eye out for the lucky number 24: the stars say that it will be important during the coming weeks.

I am being told by the stars that a certain kind of ‘development’ is on the cards within the professional sphere this month. This may refer to Capricorn the culmination of a long-time project, or a promotion of some sort.

Unfortunately, the stars are quite vague on this point, so all I can say in addition to this is to look out for the number 1, as the stars pick this out as your lucky number for this month.

LEO JULY 24th-AUGUST 23rd leo

Things can seem hopeless sometimes, but this doesn’t mean that you should throw in the towel, Scorpio. The stars suggest that you will find yourself becoming more willing to help those around you this month.

This can only mean that those around you will become more willing to help you when the times get tough, so nurture your good side! Be on the look out for the lucky number 8 during the coming weeks.

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 23rd-DECEMBER 21st

CANCER JUNE 22nd-JULY 23rd Cancer

The rather odd customs of modern society dictate that one must first check oneself before one can be allowed to wreck oneself. Being a Libra, you have a very balanced disposition, though this month you might find yourself to be more inclined to take risks and exercise less caution. Try not to go off-the-rails, and remember to check yourself before you do anything too crazy. Keep your eyes open for the lucky number 7.

AQUARIUS JANUARY 21st -FEBUARY 19th

Being as steady and reliable as you are, Leo, you are sure to secure many lasting friendships. This month, the celestial bodies speak of new friends and opportunities, but they also speak of old friends as well. Keep an eye out for plenty of social occasions in the coming weeks, and also for your lucky number, which according to the stars is going to 20.

This seems fairly important, Aquarius, so you are probably going to want to write it down somewhere to remember it. Over the coming weeks, the stars talk of a ‘discovery’ of some sort in the academic sphere. Being an Aquarius intellectual sort of person, this is probably good news for you. Though, you’ll probably be able to make more sense of this news than me. As well as all this, the stars say to be on the look out for the number 14 this

VIRGO AUGUST 24th- SEPTEMBER 23rd

PISCES FEBUARY 20th-MARCH 20th

Nothing beats the satisfaction you can get from doing a hard day’s work, that’s my philosophy. The stars say that you’ll certainly be doing a lot of difficult work over the coming weeks, but that your resourceful nature will see you through. By the end of it all, you’ll certainly feel very proud of yourself, but before the month is up, the stars say to look out for the lucky number 16.

You’re very empathetic by nature, Pisces. Being as in tune as you are to the feelings of those around you, you surely don’t need to read horoscopes to know when something is amiss. This month, the stars tell me that your emotional expertise will be put to some good use in aid of those close to you. The stars point to the number 27 as being particularly important for Pisces this month, so remember to keep an eye out!

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After mixed results against Spain and France, England still have a lot to prove before Euro 2016.

With the tournament looming just over the horizon, manager Roy Hodgson has done the right thing by organising friendlies against quality opposition to test his side.

However, it has proved a bitter pill to swallow after a lacklustre England were eclipsed by a lowstrength Spain team, and a moot victory over an emotionally shattered France did very little to ease the pain.

Spain was supposed to be an opportunity for an England side that hadn't been put under much

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strain in their Euro’s qualifying campaign (10 wins out of 10) to flex its muscles. The team was relishing a challenge and desperate to show the world that it was capable of playing with the big boys. Sadly, it didn't work out that way with England getting outplayed in every department by a low-strength Spain side.

Although it took 72 minutes for Spain to go ahead, they had 65% possession and showed no intention of letting England anywhere near their goal. Roy Hodgson’s side set out to defend, which was a smart move, but the total absence of attacking intent and creative flair meant that once Spain got ahead. They did this

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in spectacular fashion through a Mario Gaspar volley - it was practically game over. 2-0 was a flattering result for an England side completely lacking in ideas, and there were very few positives to take from the game.

A 2-0 victory at Wembley against France a few days later was a positive result, but in a game that was overshadowed by the tragedies in Paris, it is probably a result that should be taken with a pinch of salt. After the 71,000-strong crowd did a mass recital of the French national anthem "La Marseillaise", the atmosphere at Wembley was described by many as emotional, and rightly so. French midfielder

Lassana Diarra’s cousin was killed in the bombings, and forward Antoine Griezmann’s sister was in the Bataclan theatre, where many hostages were killed, but managed to escape. Although England put on a convincing performance, the result came against a France team clearly lacking attacking enthusiasm, with the majority of chances falling to England players.

Additionally, France played a fairly low strength side, with key players like Paul Pogba and Griezmann starting on the bench.

Despite all this, there were some definite positives to be taken from the game in the form of individual performances. Dele

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Alli scored from 25 yards out on his full England debut, as well as making several key tackles all around the pitch. He looks to be growing into the complete midfielder, and if he maintains his form throughout the season for Tottenham, he could become an important player in the tournament this summer.

Another youngster, John Stones, impressed as he looked confident on the ball and reliable in defense.

With the other centre backs in the team all looking shaky in recent England games, particularly in the World Cup in 2014, he will be looking to build on his good performances and to cement a place in the starting lineup. Harry Kane was also pleasing, looking dangerous throughout and showing great vision to pick out some key passes. He is beginning to find his feet again after a slow start to the season, and based

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on recent performances, he will surely go into the Finals as the first team striker.

So, what does this all mean for England? Do we have a chance for success in the summer? Honestly, no. Based on the performances from the last two friendlies, Roy Hodgson needs to establish an identity for his team. Every game, it seems he’s trying out another ‘experimental’ side and each time out he’s testing new tactics. With Euro 2016 looming, Hodgson needs to establish the core of his starting squad, and start building tactics around their strengths. At the moment, there is nowhere near enough certainty in the side.

He’ll have the opportunity to do this in March when England take on Germany and the Netherlands in friendlies - after which he’ll have to start planning who he’ll be taking to France with him in his 23-man squad.

Who will make the cut for France 2016?

OLLIE WEEDEN Sports Reporter

England manager Roy Hodgson has warned senior players in the England dressing room that their place in his squad for next year's European Championships can no longer be guaranteed. Strong performances from newcomers Delle Alli and Eric Dier (both of Tottenham Hotspur) have forced Hodgson to consider them as realistic contenders to go to the tournament, putting pressure on the manager's established favourites Jordan Henderson and Jack Wilshere. However, it should also be noted that seventeen players who would usually be considered for the squad were absent through injury with Hodgson admitting that it was a dilemma as to whether he should place his faith in some younger players or revert back to more experienced ones.

“When it comes to weighing up loyalty, it is an important quality and one should never dismiss the value of loyalty from player to coach and coach to player, but it is a world in which unfortunately if you want to keep your place in the team you have to be playing to a very high level, especially when other people are doing well around you,” Hodgson said. “I would never be able to pick a team on

loyalty alone. I would have to pick the best players at the time and at this moment someone like Dele Alli and Eric Dier. They maybe haven’t had a lot of publicity in terms of their chances up to now but I think they are going to get a lot of publicity for their chances going forward.”

With an average of just 24 years and 113 days, Hodgson's starting XI against France was the youngest he has ever selected.

As the situation stands, England do not have another match until a friendly against Germany on the 26th March, followed by Holland's visit to Wembley three days later. With a 'winter get-together' providing the only opportunity (if Premier League clubs agree to release their players) for the squad to meet in between, Hodgson will have little to go on before he is asked to decide who will make the cut. Martin Glenn, Chief Executive of the FA, has already floated this in a recent meeting with Premier League executives.

“I would like an afternoon or early evening with the players for two or three hours so we can go through what we have done in the Spain and France games and what we want to do going forward,” Hodgson said. “I am hoping the clubs will go along with that.

To be honest, there wasn’t an enormous amount of opposition to it last time around. With any

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luck, we will get an afternoon but it will have to be discussed with the clubs to make sure they think it is an afternoon that is right for them.”

So amid all the preparation, who (injury permitting) is likely to be offered the chance to don the shirt of the Three Lions in France next June? Starting from the back, it seems that Joe Hart has made the space between the sticks his

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own. Whilst the resurgence of Jack Butland this season has put pressure on the Manchester City player, it seems unlikely that Hodgson will see fit to displace a keeper he has (deservedly) placed so much faith in. This does leave the somewhat 'third choice' keeper up for grabs, with Burnley's Tom Heaton in contention after a serious injury to Southampton's Fraser Forster ended his England

chances. Defensively, England now seem to have stronger options. The Manchester United pairing of Phil Jones and Chris Smalling held strong against an infamously dangerous Spanish side. Gary Cahill and John Stones also performed very well together despite being faced with some very nimble French wide players.

Whilst Smalling has enjoyed fantastic club form this season it is

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Stones who England should build their defence around. Given that Cahill would provide some more experience in a crucial part of the pitch it would make sense to make the pair England's first choice centre back partnership. This does leave the dilemma as to who shall play at full back. Despite initial misgivings, Hodgson seems to have warmed to Nathaniel Clyne

who is improving in confidence and maturity at Liverpool. Should Luke Shaw return from injury as expected, he will surely be placed in contention as well. Ryan Bertrand was however, another player who shone against France.

Providing great width and causing defenders all kinds of problems down the left hand side. With Kieran Gibbs struggling to get

into Arsenal's starting line up and Luke Shaw's fitness continually called into question, it would not be a surprise to see him included as a reserve.

England's midfield has continuously been a part of the pitch was has caused Hodgson the most issues. After the high profile retirements of players such as Steven Gerrard and Frank

Lampard, England were left with no clear successors. Jordan Henderson and James Milner has somewhat mitigated this problem but try as he might, Hodgson has been unable to find a quality holding midfielder, able to break up opposition counter-attacks.

Tottenham's Eric Dier and Ryan Mason have both featured, but the only candidate of any real experience would be Manchester United's Michael Carrick, who will be 35 by the time the tournament begins. Seeing as there is also a need for an attacking midfielder and a “box to box” type player both to be playing behind a number ten, this begs a lot of questions as to the system Hodgson will have to employ. One which was used to great effect during the 2014 World Cup in Brazil was the 3-41-2 formation employed by Louis van Gaal's Dutch side who were eventually placed third in the standings, beating hosts Brazil 3-0 in a playoff. Although it may be unfamiliar to England, this would provide a solution to almost all the problems Hodgson has thus far struggled with. Carrick could be played in between a central pairing of Stones and Cahill in a back three, having Shaw/Clyne providing the width out wide ahead of them with Henderson and Shelvey in between. Should

then Sterling be deployed in a trequartista position between a striking partnership of Rooney and Kane/Vardy this would make for a very strong side representing England at the EUROs. The forward line seems to pick itself, with both Harry Kane and Jamie Vardy in fine form this season and Wayne Rooney being a certain inclusion due to his expected captaincy. Raheem Sterling and Adam Lallana, two players well used to being situated out wide or in a more central position could also be used to great effect.

Whatever happens next summer, Hodgson must be open to adapting his system to address the issues which so clearly present themselves.

Recent friendly games have unearthed some huge young talents, all deserving of attention and all in with a chance of being included in the final squad. Only one opinion matters though, and the pressure will be on with the FA set to review the England manager's contract after the tournament's completion.

Whatever happens, it will be a defining summer for the Three Lions.

Splendid Smad Runs Them Ragged Splendid Smad Place delighted watchers on Saturday by winning the Hennessy Gold Cup RORY FORD 3rd Year Law

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On Saturday 28th November Newbury Racecourse held its premier jumps meeting. The feature race was the Hennessy Gold Cup. The three mile two furlong contest was run on testing ground and required stamina and class in order to win. This year it went the way of Smad Place.

The Alan King trained grey was a very deserving winner and put in a terrific front running performance which had many rivals struggling from an early stage. Smad Place was up with the pace from early on in the race and his jockey Wayne Hutchinson allowed him to get into a lovely jumping rhythm.

His jumping was so good that he took up the running with a whole circuit to go. This was a very brave move with the ground being so testing. However the horse and

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jockey combo never looked back!

Despite some of the more fancied runners, including favourite Saphir Du Rheu, tracking Smad Place’s every move but nothing could ever get on terms.

Smad Place and Wayne Hutchinson increased the tempo moving down the back straight and put in some terrific leaps. At the cross fence both Fingal Bay and Saphir Du Rheu looked set to challenge but neither’s jumping could stand the test. Coming to the third fence from home the only thing that could stop Smad Place would be himself. However he simply went further and further clear to eventually win by 12 lengths, one of the longest winning distances in Hennessy Gold Cup history. He was followed home by second place Theatre Guide and third place First Lieutenant. Smad Place was sent off as a 7/1 chance and many of the 18,000 strong crowd cheered him home.

The card also saw the rise

of a new star in the three hurdle division in the shape of Thistlecrack. Sent off a 7/2 shot he went on to win by six lengths from second place Deputy Dan. Further down the field were established stars such as Cole Harden and Whisper. Thistlecrack jumped to the lead over the final hurdle and quickly tan away from his four rivals. Thistlecrack continued trainer Colin Tizzard’s impressive run of late and he is certainly one to keep an eye on as the season progresses.

Newbury Racecourse hosted a brilliant day of racing and I was fortunate to be there for all the action. It is a racecourse I would recommend to seasoned race goers or those who want to try horse racing for the first time.

Only a short train journey from Reading it is certainly something to add to the ‘To do’ list whilst at University!

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NATHANIEL LITTLER 1st Year Law

The Premier League is in full swing at the moment, with each team trying their best to get their campaign off to a good start, and striving to get some stability. Each team has its own targets for the year, and some are exceeding those expectations.

Leicester have started the season in an amazing fashion, with Jamie Vardy (whether he has a party or not) scoring at an incredible rate considering that, four years ago, he was playing for Fleetwood town.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have Chelsea. The reigning champions, with José

Mourinho in charge, are failing to get wins against teams that they would have walked all over last year. Being an Everton fan, I will point to Steven Naismith scoring a hat-trick after coming on as a substitute when Everton won 3-1.

Stoke, Crystal Palace, West Ham and Liverpool have all beaten Chelsea as well. Are they in a crisis? The simple answer is no.

Looking at some of these results, it’s clear that Everton are a tough fixture. Not many teams walk into Goodison Park and dominate. Stoke will battle out a good result in ugly style, and there isn't much many teams can do about this. Let’s not forget how Chelsea dominated this game either. With West Ham, they have the passion in their players for the big games, and always seem to do

well against big teams. Some of Chelsea’s results have been very poor, for example Crystal Palace and losing to Southampton at home. There are no excuses for the reigning champions, and a team with the players that Chelsea has at its disposal, to lose these games.

Despite the poor results, Chelsea are by no means finished.

However, they need to get a move on if they are thinking about making a push for European football this year. They do not need to sack Mourinho; in fact, this would be a foolish move. It is insane to sack one of the best managers in the game, who has a proven track record of getting teams to victory. So, what are the problems and how can Chelsea solve them? Luckily for them,

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the main problem can be fixed internally; that is to get their players to score. You have to expect better from a team who has the players that Chelsea has.

Diego Costa has scored three league goals, and he is getting paid (according to the Daily Mail) £12.4 million a year as a basic salary. That is simply not good enough, but if he starts to score, then Chelsea can shoot up the table. It should be noted that he is their leading scorer, with three goals after 13 games! This is really not sufficient, and Chelsea have to find more goals from somewhere.

After 13 games last year, Chelsea had scored 30 goals; this year they have scored 17. Last year, they were top of the league after 13 games; this year, they are 15th.

This is not a coincidence. There is

no excuse, and this has to be fixed.

But, it can be, and Chelsea still have a chance to recover some dignity. There are a number of winnable games coming up, and, should they take advantage of this, they will be fine. They will not win the league this year, but that is to be expected after the horrible start that they have had. They need to aim for a respectable position this year, reload their team, and go again next year.

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OLLIE WEEDEN Sports Reporter

Liverpool players have been quick to credit manager Jurgen Klopp's tactics after the club's recent resurgence has seen the Merseyside outfit climb to 6th place in the Barclays Premier League table. Following the 4-1 thrashing of Manchester City at the Etihad, the club saw no reason to take their foot off the gas, sinking Swansea to a 1-0 defeat at Anfield. With just one defeat in their past 10 games since Klopp took charge, the players have recognised that belief is growing with every positive result.

Indeed, eight of the eleven who

started against Manchester City also started in the 3-1 defeat to Manchester United on September 12th, a defeat which marked the beginning of the end for former manager Brendan Rodgers.

As a team who looked short of creativity and belief that day, it was a whole different story against City, pressuring the Citizens’ right into their own defensive third, reminiscent of Klopp's best days at Dortmund. “It was the perfect tactical plan from the gaffer,” centre-back Dejan Lovren quoted by the Liverpool Echo.

“The gaffer has given us a lot of belief. On his first day he talked about having many non-believers around the club, but belief is growing. “We are working harder.

We are running now more than

ever, more than any other team in the Premier League".

After a slow start, the German truly has brought Liverpool back to winning ways. With Klopp now approaching his first transfer window, and therefore a chance to stamp his identity on the team, many have started speculating as to which areas of the pitch he will look to improve, and what names we may soon be seeing on Liverpool team sheet. An obvious place to scout out potential targets is Borussia Dortmund, with Klopp recently confirming that no formal agreement is in place which would stop him signing players from his former club. Hummels has been linked with many clubs over the past few seasons and Reus, despite having recently signed a

new contract, could also be one to leave. It also seems that Klopp is keen on adding some quality in between the sticks to give Simon Mignolet some competition.

Jack Butland has been linked with a 20m bid from both Liverpool and Everton. The 22 year old has been in dazzling form his club this season, whilst the rest of the team has struggled for form. With both Mignolet and Tim Howard struggling for consistency, the young Englishman may well find himself on the radar of both Merseyside clubs. Central Defence has also long been an area of frustration of Liverpool, with Mamadou Sakho struggling with injury and Dejan Lovren failing to live up to his potential after a 20m pound move from

Southampton. It comes without any great surprise therefore that Serbian Neven Subotic has been linked with the club. The 26 year old is rated at about £15 million and would be a high up the list of potential targets for Klopp.

Given that the Christmas period is quickly on its way Klopp will be looking to consolidate on the club's recent upturn in form with another win against Southampton in the League Cup quarter final.

The fans have certainly warmed to him, but the New Year will surely prove Klopp's hardest test at the club to date, hopefully providing us all with a reason to merry at such a festive time of year.

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The Cold Never Bothered Us Anyway

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Nottingham Malaysian Games 2015

The table tennis team

The volleyball team All photos Credit to RUMBSA

TZE JIA HIEW 3rd Year Law

Like most international students, a chance to attend an event that reminds me of home here is always a must. For Malaysians studying in the UK, there is always one event that brings everyone from England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland together, and that is the Nottingham Malaysian Games (NMG). The tradition was started in 1985 by the Nottingham Malaysian Society and has continued until today.

As one of the largest multisport games among Malaysian students in UK, everyone makes the effort to be there, whether it takes a few hours’ bus journey or a flight.

In conjunction with the Games, there is also a Malaysian Food Festival, where everyone can have a taste of food from the other side of the globe, and, especially for us Malaysians, reminisce about

our hometown flavours that are almost 6,500 miles away. Both players and non-players always take this opportunity to meet up with friends as well.

As usual, the Reading University Malaysian, Bruneian and Singaporean Association (RUMBSA) took part in this year’s NMG. The great news is that we managed to send the largest contingent ever to participate, with the highest number of sports taken part in and sending a full team in almost every sport we registered for. Taking into account the flaws made in the previous years and referring to the improvement and information we inherited from the past committee, efforts had been made to give all the participants time to practise as much as they could. It was not an easy task. Our Sports Representative spent countless sleepless nights communicating with the Nottingham Malaysian Society for the latest information and enquiries. As the number of

The football team

places in each sport are limited, the registration of each team is on a first-come-first-served basis.

“Interest groups”, a new scheme created by the current President of RUMBSA, are formed based on various sports to gather talents to form teams. As members of each team are doing different courses, the leader of each group also had the task of knowing everyone’s timetable to find the optimum time where they can get the maximum number of members, if not the full team, to practise.

Our journey to Nottingham started at 3am, as registration time starts early in the morning.

As we arrived, we saw a sea of students and enjoyed the familiar symphony of the Malaysian accent buzzing through the room.

It felt spectacular to be there. Once registered and settled, participants go to their respective venues for warm-ups and preparations to give their best for the Games.

Renovations are being carried out at the Sports Centre, hence

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the venue looked entirely different compared to the previous years.

As the opening ceremony commenced, our national anthem “Negaraku” (My Country) was played. Suddenly, I was reminded of how long it had been since I’d heard it. Back in school, singing the national anthem was a weekly routine which most people don’t give a second thought, but hearing it in the UK brought on such a feeling of home.

There are many activities competed in the NMG, ranging from basketball to scrabble, and even traditional games such as Batu Seremban. The most competitive and most exciting one to watch is none other than badminton, the national sport of Malaysia. This is my third time taking part in the NMG, representing RUMBSA for table tennis. However, unlike the previous two years, I took part in mixed doubles instead of women’s singles. Also, this year we managed to send a full team for table tennis as well (women’s

singles, men’s singles and mixed doubles) as opposed to the last two years where we did not send anyone for men’s singles nor mixed doubles. At the end of the day, we obtained fourth place for both men and women’s singles and a silver medal for mixed doubles - once again, another record for RUMBSA. Other than the second silver medal in a row for mixed doubles, RUMBSA has managed to get medals for table tennis for three consecutive years.

Despite the drizzle, wet grass and mud, it did not stop us from catching up with familiar faces, queuing up for some Malaysian food, and supporting our friends at the games. The people, accents and slangs that we miss dearly brought the illusion of home, until the cold wind blew us back to reality.

But, well, the cold never bothered us anyway.

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...continued from last page session with injured teammate Kathryn Hawkins being wrapped in numerous scarves and jumpers by fellow team members to keep her warm. The girls’ next match is away against Surrey University on Wednesday 2nd December, who will first face Reading Knights American Football team this Sunday. Be sure to come along to support the girls at the next home game against Imperial on December 9th -they are sure to put on to another cracking performance.

New Heights for the Knights!

Reading University Basketball's first team go top

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ANGUS WHITTAL 2nd Year History

Reading Knights Basketball first team bounced back from a disappointing cup showing to cement their position at the top of the league at the half-way stage.

Last week, the Men’s unbeaten season was ended when they were defeated in the South Eastern Conference Cup by Portsmouth first team, 75-58. Though this was a crushing blow to the team, having been expected to repeat their 60-51 victory from earlier in the season, they weren’t discouraged, and came together as one to hold their position as the only unbeaten team in the league.

In front of a baying crowd of supporters, as well as our very own Knights Cheerleaders, the team performed excellently from start to finish, never taking their

foot off the pedal to beat King’s College London 76-58. What was all the more remarkable was that this performance was predicted by many to be their most difficult game of the season. Prior to tipoff, King’s College sat in second place behind our Knights but with one game in hand, and an unbeaten record in both league and cup. This would be a great test of character for the team, who knew they had to win if they wanted to stay top of the division.

It was an entertaining performance from the team, and they came out of the blocks fast, scoring 17 points in the first quarter and another 27 in the second to go into the break with a 44-22 lead.

19 of those first-half points came from Greek point-guard Giorgos Aggelakopoulos, who was on a roll, scoring a number of jumpshots and fancy layups, as well as drawing a number of fouls to extend the lead. The rest of the

team fed off Aggelakopoulos’ fancy dribbling; Gungret Habila, Steven Chan, Joe Coupe and Angus Whittall all picking up points as a result of the increased attention on the point-guard, while guards George Kollias and Alexios Dimitropoulos also knocked down a number of jump shots. The standout performance of the half was from the team’s defense though, achieving a number of empty trips for the opposition and contributing to a large amount of fast-break opportunities. This was reflected in the increased noise from the crowd and cheerleaders, who were heard to make their presence known while the opposition attacked.

This lively atmosphere was carried into the second half, where, despite King’s College’s attempts to get back into the game, Reading managed to hold their own and maintain their

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strong position for the rest of the game. The Greek guards continued to dazzle, Aggelakopoulos stretching his points tally to 28 – a season high, while Dimitropoulos and Kollias contributed with a selection of spectacular threepointers and impressive assists. A number of players made valuable contributions in the second half, Keagan Manuel, Riccardo Zazzini, Goncalo Lopes and Zichao Zhou all proving instrumental in the team’s great defensive showing.

As the lead grew, a number of flashy plays were attempted to thrill the fans; Aggelakopoulos’ fancy dribbling and relentless steals combining with Kollias and Whittall to narrowly miss out on what would have been a spectacular alley-oop dunk.

The game finished in remarkable fashion, too. As it threatened to fizzle out, Ross Cairns stepped up to provide a late bit of magic which brought the

crowd to its feet. After struggling offensively throughout the game, often being urged to shoot but narrowly missing the target, Cairns dribbled the ball up the court and, as time ran out, put up a deep three-pointer which dropped in as the buzzer sounded around the court.

It was a suitably fitting end to the game, and reflected well the massive improvement that each player has achieved as the season progressed. In what was the last game of this term, the Knights now sit comfortably atop their league with 15 points, six points ahead of King’s College in second and a further three ahead of Portsmouth. They also possess an incredible goal difference of 80, 61 more than their nearest rival.

They will hope to continue their unbeaten streak next year as they take on Hertfordshire’s 2nd team away on the 27th January 2016.

Women's Rugby Read as Manon Jones recounts our Knights victory over Queen Mary's

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Queen Mary bows to the Knights!

MANON JONES

2nd Year Art and English Literature

Today saw the second home game by our amazing rugby ladies in red take on Queen Mary’s University. After the beating from King’s College, London, last week, the girls were pumped and ready to give it their all against the opposition. This saw the debut of newcomer Christine Quill as left winger, who performed spectacularly under pressure and helped her teammates out in both tackles and rucks. Keep your eyes on this young lady as she is a force to be reckoned with, despite gaining some new war wounds and a layer of mud. The girls put

on another quick-paced game, seeing them gain ground from the opposition straight away and put pressure on the bewildered Queens.

These ladies are definitely the team to watch, as blindside flanker Kirsty Sayers stated, the match was a “tough game, everyone played their roles. It was great to see the squad improving each game". They proved themselves to be a powerful squad through their attacking stance, which was stepped up after last week, shown particularly in the strong tackling performances from Kate Whitehead, Meghan Watts, Harriet Robson and Manon Jones.

These girls were quick to react and support the other players when Queens tried to make a break

for it. Romy Barton, who played as number ten for the game, commented that: “Everyone worked so hard until the end, and it definitely showed in the second half”. Despite a tough start for our Knights in shining armour, the girls made a great come back in the second half, seeing the magnificent Captain Sammy Cooper rocketing the ball up the pitch to edge the girls closer to the try lines, earning her third consecutive title as player of the match. Forward Zuzia Briggs, who played as loose end prop for the match, said: “We got stuck in, had an amazing second half and if we'd played like we did later on from the start, we would have clinched it.” These ladies really gave it their all, despite the

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final score being 10-24 to Queen Mary’s.

The second half also saw a fantastic try by scrum half Sarah Northover, giving Queens a run for their money and shaking them enough to make them unable to score for the rest of the match.

This secured Sarah a win for best back of the match. The match saw the girls show off their newfound skills from training with them supporting the wings much more than in their earlier games, which created space for their teammates to storm up the pitch.

The lovely Megan Hambly, who played number five lock, smashed through Queens’ defensive line in attempt to score, earning her the title of best forward of the match.

Poppy Goddard, who played in

the second row, remarked that it was: “a really close, intense game with very even teams on both sides.

A few unfortunate breaks in the defensive line and some speedy players on their team meant they just pipped us, but it was such an enjoyable match with a great team. Here's to the next one!”

What is so great about watching the girls play is that their team spirit is so clear when they’re on the pitch; whether it’s the teammates and coaches screaming their lungs out in support, or those rucking to create a break for other players to score. These girls look after each other both on and off the pitch no matter what, as seen in Monday night’s training ,,,continued on previous page