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THE SPECTRUM NORTH DAKOTA STATE UNIVERSITY | FOR THE LAND AND ITS PEOPLE | VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL EDITION
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Field-tested ways to kick breakup blues
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A love letter written by our Features Editor
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Top 10 romantic places to eat on Valentine’s Day
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Get Over It Field-tested ways to kick breakup blues Ryan Nix
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First off: there is nothing messier than life, so if you’re looking for a guidebook to handle your feelings, please tell me when you find it because this stuff is tough. Second: everyone is different, so it will be easy to pick a part every piece of advice given in the following article. These are just some field-tested remedies for the immediate shock of a breakup.
Get comfortable
This is meant both in the literal and not so literal
sense. Go only to the best of the best friends you have and do whatever makes you feel like the whole world’s not collapsing. Isolation is ill-advised, but it’s OK when you’re shocked or distressed to not leave your room or see another human being. When you’re ready to reintroduce yourself to the people that mean the most to you, you will probably find open arms in that situation. This is why you have those special, indispensable people in your life that aren’t affected by the ebb
and flows of romantic love. The big thing a lot of people find comfort in this situation is booze and lots of it. This is OK. If letting loose is a comfort, then do it, but remember that everything is temporary.
Get conceptual
You’re not ready to hit the gym or throw yourself into your work, but you might be ready to make some really melodramatic works of art. Remember when you were a kid? What did you create? Writing can
be very comforting. It gives the heartbroken the ability to sprawl what used to be jumbled internal thoughts onto the page and maybe create something cohesive. Even if you are not usually creative or have never been, the thoughts that you have are unique and beautiful and probably more poetic than ever at this point. Your heartbreak was a real and tragic event in your life, so treat it like it is. This can also bring about a more focused and productive mindset because you are
turning pain into paper, words or a song instead of just more booze.
Get counseling
The Counseling Center is a great resource on campus, but it can be a bit overrun during certain times of the year. If you’re broke, talk to your friend. You would be amazed at how much your friends or parents actually care about what happened to you. It can sometimes feel hard to open up because our emotions can seem like our enemy, so we don’t feel like
that poison should be put on other people. This isn’t true. Good friends and family are there for this very reason. It’s easy to be there when your friend is a ball of sunshine, but when it hits the fan that’s when it really matters. For all the people who know someone who is going through this, tell them this. Tell them it would be a pleasure to sit in a freezing Toyota Corolla while you cry into the steering wheel.
Horoscopes with Love We know if your Valentine’s Day ends in smiles or tears homework for too long. Sure, Valentine’s Day is supposed to be a romantic celebration, but don’t you have homework to do?
Phoebe Ellis
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Aries: March 21-April 19
You’ve always gotten your way in some way, shape or form. You’ve always made sure you got your way. Valentine’s Day is no different, just more disappointing. Your significant other will do something very nice, and you might be satisfied. That is until the next day when you hear what your best friend’s boyfriend did. Then suddenly, what your partner did doesn’t seem that special. What happened? Will you ever be content? In life, love or anything?
Taurus: April 20May 20
Taurus, your stubborn ways and lack of effort may not result in the type of day you had in mind. In fact, you might end up having a heavy workload to catch up with today or tomorrow because you’ve been neglecting your
Gemini: May 21June 20
Let’s face it, Gemini, you will never be satisfied. Your two-sided ways leave you with an empty feeling in the pit of your stomach, even if you’re with someone you care about on the day of love. Let me ask you something, Gemini. When’s the last time you cared as much about your friends as you do about finding love? Maybe it’s better for you to have a Galentine’s Day instead (or a bromance filled V-day, whatever).
Cancer: June 21July 22
Overworked and underpaid, am I right? Unlike some of the masses, you happen to work yourself for your own enjoyment, however that works. Consider returning favors to those you really appreciate around this time. Give
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your friends a hug or a pat on the back, grab a box of chocolates for that special someone or just spend some quality alone. Put those you love first. Valentine’s Day doesn’t need to be romantic, but it certainly must be an expression of love in some way. Give some love to those who have been supporting you.
Leo: July 23-Aug. 22
It’s been rough on you lately, Leo. Life just hasn’t been going your way. This day probably won’t be much different unless you consciously choose to make it a good day (easier said than done). Pull up your favorite trash show to binge watch, grab your beverage of choice and make yourself a special meal, and yes, ice cream counts as a meal. Kick back and relax; you deserve it.
Virgo: Aug. 23Sept. 22
Get out there, Virgo. Instead of being alone and sulking, or even a quiet night in with that special
someone, go out and enjoy the town. After all, you’ve always loved to take in the scenery. Thank gosh that box of chocolates is easily transportable because your adventure about town is going to be awesome.
Libra: Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Though you’ve never been the most romantic person on the planet, when you know, you know. Is someone special just around the corner? If you feel the need to go all out with some sweet gesture, you might have found the one you’re looking for. Go for it! Do that sweet thing. Go on that date. Follow your gut. Woo that special someone.
Scorpio: Oct. 23Nov. 21
You aren’t one for romantic semantics, Scorpio. If anything, you avoid them like the plague. Unfortunately, not everybody seems to feel that disgust for human contact that you do. Appease the ones around you by giving
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them just an inch of wiggle room. This day may be special for them, even if it’s not for you. Suggest a version of a date you’re interested in so your partner isn’t left guessing.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22Dec. 21
Valentine’s Day has always been tricky for you. You don’t want to buy into the Hallmark holiday aspect, but you do want to show your partner affection. Get out of your comfort zone and try something new with your partner. If you’re alone for Valentine’s Day, try something new on your own. Right now is the best time to branch out.
Capricorn: Dec. 22Jan. 19
Hello Capricorn, your challenge this Valentine’s Day will be to contain your disgust at the lovey-dovey PDA couples. Don’t worry, you can watch whatever gory horror film you want in theaters or in your home and imagine the characters are those couples. Until then, sit
tight and bite your tongue. No need to ruin their day, after all, tomorrow will be just another day. Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Ah, to have the sign of the lover. Because it’s Aquarius season every Valentine’s Day, you’ve never struggled to make it through this day, Aquarius. This year will be no different. You know how to do Valentine’s Day, and you will make it just as epic as the past years. Don’t be too harsh on those lastminute date requests.
Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20
After your recent fling, you can’t help but ache for the touch of a lover this Valentine’s Day. Rest assured, an animal cuddle is just as good as a human cuddle. Also, rest assured that there are far more single people out there than couples. We’ve got them out numbered. Just stay warm, make some cookies and know that you can buy your own box of chocolates.
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Singles Slang
Date Like Your Parents
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Valentine’s Day can be a time for love, romance and sex. Some of those categories are emphasized more than others, but for all the singles out there, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or just another day in the life, here’s some slang to help you identify what kind of booty call you’re after. If a booty call is, in fact, what you’re after.
Smash and Dash: This is good for casual lovers and one-night stands alike. The people involved have some sex and then go their separate ways. This can imply a long-term sexual relationship, like friends with benefits, or a causal encounter. F--- and Chuck: This implies more of a “one-night stand” scenario. You have sex and then rid yourself of the person you just had sex with. Typically, this is a person you don’t really like, but were kind of curious about sexually. Fun and Run: For when you don’t have time for full on intercourse, but you still want to have some fun. This could be anything from a steamy make out session to some third-base action.
Hang and Bang/Bang and Hang: This is similar to “Netflix and Chill.” This would be a person you don’t mind spending some time with, but you also want to have sex with (but you still want them to leave after a few hours, so they’re definitely not relationship material). There’s sex, but there’s also some time spent just hanging out. Perhaps some talking, or whatever kids do for fun these days.
Boomerang: Have some sex once, then come back later for more. Sleeping with someone and then they come back for more later that same day. Nut and Cut: Just having some orgasms and continuing about your day. Make sure both of you finish.
Dine and Dash: Just some good ol’ oral sex over here with that snack you’ve been seeing. *wink* Then, of course, get out of there because you two are not a thing, right? RIGHT?
Sex and Sleep: When you’re OK with your partner(s) staying the night and don’t immediately kick them out. Masturbate and Procrastinate: For the times when you’re too lazy to do literally anything. This one can be done in tandem with someone else or independently.
Squirt and Skirt: Validating the infamous female ejaculation. If you are a female who squirts, fear not, this is the female empowered version of the “Nut and Cut.” Hump and Dump: When you screw one last time before the end of a relationship.
Disclaimer: None of this should happen without clear and honest communication and consent. Check in with your partner(s) regularly on whether they’re OK with whatever version of a relationship you want, whether that’s a one-night stand, friends with benefits or if you see a future with them. Be honest about your feelings and make sure that all parties are happy in whatever arrangement is agreed upon.
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What is better than curling up inside with a special someone while the weather rages outside? The only problem some may have with this picture is, well, not having a special someone. The pressure is on and the real question is: how does one go about getting a date? So, who should people go to that is a trustworthy source for answering this question? There is only really one clear answer … your parents. Clearly their smooth moves work and have been working over the years. To help out, real parents gave their insight. Jane McGowan described her technique as a “group effort.” To get a date, she would send her friends to find out if a guy was interested. If yes, they would get the guy and his friends to meet up at the same place at the same time they would be there. McGowan said it is always best to bring friends to the first encounter so “they could bail you out if it wasn’t a good match.” She also talked about the “preparation” phase. Her and her friends would all get together and look at wardrobe options and makeup so “you can look your hottest for the date.” Pat and Karen Schreiner described the “traditional good old days of dating.” Pat Schreiner would begin his dating adventure by getting their phone number, and he did this by going straight to the parents or her friends. Then he would ask the parents if he could take their daughter out on a date, and they would go bowling or to a movie with a group of friends. Karen Schreiner let the boys come to her. “If a guy wanted to ask me out on a date, I probably would have heard about it through my friends. They would have said something like, “Hey, this guy is really nice and wants to go out with you.” On the other hand, she had some guys she had to reject when her friends gave the warning, “He is kind of a party guy so don’t answer him.” Karen Schreiner said back in the day, “You really had to work for the date.” There is another technique that Brad Hillman used on Karen Hillman that made “the rest history.” The two worked at Target, and Brad Hillman began shopping at the jewelry counter where Karen Hillman worked. “He would always be working the main aisle on Friday morning when I would come and get my paycheck and stop me to visit.” Brad Hillman continued popping up in Target until the two began to go on dates. After many years, Karen later revealed she did not notice Brad was making an effort to approach her — she just thought she just ran into him a lot. So whether you go with the group effort like Jane McGowan, the traditional way like Pat and Karen Schreiner or the popping up in Target technique like Brad Hillman, you are almost guaranteed a date. The tricks of the trade have been right in front of everyone this whole time. To get that Valentine’s Day date all you have to do is date like your parents.
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from any trembles. My love, your cuddles are the things Before you came that get me to relax along, I was lost in a and feel safe enough world of darkness. to fall asleep. I know Heartbreak after you will protect me anything heartbreak, I had lost through the light in my soul, and everything. No one can hold a then you appeared candle to your love and became my light. I had never and affection. When experienced that I walk into a room, unconditional love you are the first one I notice and the only you show me daily. I remember when one I notice. It is as if we first met; the a light shines upon connection we felt you and the tunnel toward each other vision focuses in on was instantaneous. I your essence. From the moment was not looking for a love as deep as ours, I open my eyes in the but it is when you morning with your stop looking that “the eyes staring back at one” appears in front me to the moment I lay my head to rest of you. From the moment as you cuddle next to I said “Hello” and me, you are always in your saddened look my mind. Neither of us are turned into a smile, perfect, but you are I knew you were the one. Love is a the closest anyone choice; it should not can get to perfection. be taken for granted Your smile, your eyes, and should never be your happiness and openness to others overlooked. Without you, I make me admire you would have no one more every day. You to walk through the are a treasure that is cold with. There priceless. Our love is neverwould be no one to give me their warmth ending. It will never in the blizzards that die. The memory of consume the winter our time together months. When a will live inside of us storm comes rolling in until our last days. with the loud sounds We can look back of thunder and the on the beginning flashes of lightening, and cherish every we protect each other moment of movie
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nights, random walks and midnight talks about nothing. When I come home from a hard day and you are sitting there waiting for me to walk through the door, my day instantly improves. You have an effect on me, an ability that gives me instant relief and a sense of joy. You are my happiness. You are my everything. My one true love. My forever best friend. I cannot wait to have you jump on me when I come home tonight. That pain I feel when your nails scratch my legs every time. I love the slobbery kisses I experience every day when I walk through the door. The excitement as you run around in circles until you finally calm down enough for me to give you a hug. You are truly the best dog any one could ask for.
Always,
Miranda Stambler Features Editor
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Doing It Bison Style New sex positions can help you explore what you like in the bedroom Miranda Stambler Features Editor
Everyone has a different preference when it comes to sex. Whether they are kinky, like it rough, gentle or have a fetish, there are so many ways to spice up the bedroom. Sometimes people want to learn new sex positions to try out different styles and see what they like, and, honestly, this is the best way to figure out what you like. Exploring your sexual side should not be shamed, but encouraged. It is OK if you are waiting until marriage, not having sex, having sex with multiple people or having sex with one person, as long
as it is consensual between every individual involved. Another important reminder is that safe sex is the best sex. So, grab your condoms, lube, birth control and whatever you’re into and let’s get into the sheets.
Doggy Style 2.0
If you are someone who likes the classic doggy style position or likes the dominant to submissive aspect of sex, this is the new position you must try. It gives the top more control and the bottom less room to move. With this position, the dominant person takes a towel, scarf, belt, etc. and wraps it around the bottom’s waist so they are able to control the moment.
They take control over any motion.
Back Cracker
Got a sore back? Need to crack your back? Go have sex. All you have to do is be the bottom, bend your knees and move them to the side so you’re almost laying on your side. This will crack your back in no time, especially with the thrusting motion of the other person on their knees.
Wonder Woman
This is a cross between a wheelbarrow position and a doggy style position. Find a heightened surface (bed, counter, table, couch, etc.) and use it as your platform. The bottom will be lying down with their arms
forward and their legs straightened. The top pulls the bottom toward them. As the bottom keeps their arms forward and legs back straight, they will appear to look like Wonder Woman.
thrusting motion. *If you are feeling dizzy or you notice your sexual partner’s face becoming too red, do not keep going as blood flow could cause the person to lose consciousness.
People love the rush of sex because it is so stimulating and gives people the feeling of an explosion inside them. With this position, the top is already getting a head rush before they even finish. Have the person doing the penetration sitting on the bed and the top climbing on top. With this, it allows some time for foreplay and a less awkward transition into a new position. The top will bend off the bed as the person sitting does the
This is for expert level sexual partners, for those who really want to spice things up. Keep in mind, if this is a new person you are starting to have sex with, the position is difficult to get into and could cause for a miscommunication problem to occur. As the two of you spoon, slowly interlock your legs with each other so you are intertwined. The big spoon will be the one penetrating, so coordinate accordingly.
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If you’re a fan of the classic missionary and tend to like intimacy a little bit more, it can be difficult to delve into your kinky side. Instead of losing sight of what you enjoy, try having the bottom lift their legs so their feet are on the top’s shoulders. This takes the missionary intimacy to the next level. Make sure to communicate so no one is enduring any pain during these positions as some require flexibility. Do not let them deter you away from trying. Just modify by adding an extra pillow somewhere so you do not get stuck.
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Ask Pablo: Valentine’s Day Life (and love) advice from a curious kitten Pablo
Contributing Writer
Valentine’s Day ... a day of love, a day of questions. The greatest love of my life is “snacc.” I spend all day, every day thinking about it. For others, love might be complicated. These complications are especially evident on Valentine’s Day. Don’t worry, Dr. Love is in the building. Q: “My boyfriend’s friends don’t like me. Both of us want to be able to hang out with his friend group, but it never works out. How can I get them to like me? Is this going to ruin my relationship?” I have two possible solutions for you, my friend. It could work for you all to hang out if you can find a common interest. This interest can bring you all together, and I think it might be best to hang out together in a neutral setting. If they don’t like you, it probably wouldn’t help to be with them in a place that you aren’t comfortable in. It will only make you seem that much more of an “outsider.” It could also be the case that it just wasn’t meant to be. When it comes down to it, you are in a relationship with your boyfriend, not his friends. Q: “Do you have any romantic date ideas that have no cost?” Being a kitten with no
income other than what my “hooman” provides for me, I have loads of ideas that won’t break the bank. Bust out that old DVD player or blow the dust off your vintage VHS player and have a movie night. Add a little popcorn (everybody loves snacc) and light a candle and a simple movie night quickly turns into something special. I would suggest watching “The Lion King.” It’s my favorite, and “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” is such a classic. Dig through your closet and pull out some old board games. Twister could get spicy. Throw on some records and have a good oldfashioned dance party. If you’re from the land of snow and ice like I am, you can build a snowman. There’s nothing more romantic than warming up by the fire with some hot chocolate afterward. Local museums and art galleries with free entry, a walk in the park, watching the sunset, all while gazing into each other’s eyes are all good free ideas. Should I keep going? Q: “Dear Pablo, I just got out of a long-term relationship and I’m having trouble getting over my ex. Normally I wouldn’t worry, but there’s another guy I really like but feel guilty that my emotions are holding me back from engaging with this new guy. Any advice?”
Hmmm, this is quite the sticky situation. There are a few directions my instincts take me. One of them being that you shouldn’t feel guilty about engaging with the new guy because you are out of the previous relationship. Given that it was a serious relationship, I understand your hesitancy. The second being maybe you need to give your heart and mind a break. It might be easier to get out of the headspace where you’re thinking of your ex before you can fully focus on someone else. I think what you need is time to heal, then you might not feel so guilty about being with someone new. Now, onto some life advice. Q: “I have a really awful full-time job and am thinking of going back to school. What’s your thoughts?” There are a few different options for you, depending on your financial situation. If it’s possible, I know there are many options for online education that are focused on people with fulltime jobs where you can work at your own pace. This would be best if quitting your job and being a fulltime student isn’t an option. Otherwise, if your job allows, you could cut back to part-time hours, which would allow you to focus more on school. Lastly, if you don’t need the job, quit. Despite this
You can call me, Dr. Love.
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cliché, you only live once, and it’s never too late to do what you want with your life. Q: “Pablo, do furbabies who haven’t seen you in a while, forget you exist?” I don’t think that animals forget. They can remember the love they feel from others and sense that a person is good. And besides, I know my hooman’s doge and my good pal Toad hasn’t forgotten me. We are the best of friends. Q: “Where’s the best place to eat sushi in Fargo-Moorhead? Thanks Pablo!” Ah, sushi. I can only dream to taste its sweet
goodness one day. My hooman enjoys the sushi from Hornbacher’s if she doesn’t feel like going out, but all of her friends recommend Wasabi. Enjoy! Q: “Being a cat yourself ... Can you tell the world why cats only seem to vomit at 3 a.m. when everyone is asleep?” This is a great question! Being a fellow kitty of the night, I too vomit at 3 a.m. I would hate to disturb the hooman during the day. Plus, my puke is a nice surprise for her when she wakes up. I hope I have helped you all with your questions, and if you have more you can
submit them here: https:// www.surveymonkey.com/r/ HRZMLVPO
Much love, Pablo
Furry Friends L ove S i c k Pepper & Griffin a n d B r o k e Deals and date ideas around
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A sweet animal will b e a great town for college students cuddle buddy for Valentine’s Day
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There is no greater love than one between a pet and an owner. Make your Valentine’s Day sweeter by getting yourself an animal sweetheart. At Homeward Animal Shelter there are many animals up for adoption. Go get yourself a forever cuddle buddy by giving them their forever home.
Pepper
Meet Pepper, a 10-yearold Lhasa Apso mix. He was
surrendered to Homeward Animal Shelter Jan. 28. He had a previous home, so he is very lovable. Anyone he meets he automatically adores, and he rarely barks at those walking by. If you are looking for a firsttime pet and never want to have a cat, he is perfect for you because he hates cats too. Pick him up, set him on your lap and have a cuddle buddy forever.
Griffin
Meet Griffin, a domestic shorthaired orange tabby male.
He is 4.5 years old. Griffin was transported from the Fargo City Animal Pound to Homeward Animal Shelter Feb. 1. Unlike most cats that walk away and do not enjoy your presence, he enjoys when you pet around his face. He will even push up against your hand, asking for more pets. He does not like other cats, so if you do not have any or expect a lot, he is perfect for you. Give him a forever home for a sweetheart’s special of only $40 up until Feb. 17.
It is once again that time of year, where love is in the air and money is flying out of wallets. A struggle every year for broke college students is how to save money on Valentine’s Day, but still be able to have fun. Valentine’s Day is a day for couples to celebrate being together, and for single people to enjoy being alone. Whether you’re spending the day with a significant other, friends or with ice cream, there are many deals and date ideas around FargoMoorhead. If you’re on a budget ($30 or less) If you’re looking for more of a lunch date to spend time between busy schedules, you can head over to the Plains Art Museum to enjoy a chili bowl and concert. In celebration of Giving Hearts Day, the cost of admission is $15, which will be donated locally. This event goes from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and offers a free custom ceramic bowl to take home with you from the event. For some pre or post-dinner fun and romance, the Minnesota State University Moorhead Planetarium is offering a night under the stars for just $20 per couple. With showings every hour from 6 to 9 p.m., you can easily fit these breathtaking views into your date night schedule. On a holiday where you’ll most likely be kissing your partner anyway, why not do it in front of a Qdoba employee for a buy one, get one free entree? No coupon is required for this Valentine’s Day deal. Just grab your significant
other, or close friend, and go get a free burrito. If you’ve saved some money If you want to enjoy a nice dinner in, but can’t cook or don’t want to mess with clean up, Olive Garden is offering a $35.99 takeout dinner for two. This deal comes with soup or salad, breadsticks, a shareable entree and dessert. Not feeling a fancy dinner, but want to get your date a nice gift? At Kohl’s you can use the promo code SHINE20 to get 20 percent off fine and silver jewelry. If you’ve saved up some money and want to do something nice, this is a great option to save even more money. If you’re spending the day alone Being alone doesn’t mean you can’t take advantage of the deals around Fargo. You can grab some friends or go solo to make your day great. A quick sign-up online is all it takes to get 20 percent off a Valentine’s Day dinner at Denny’s. Join their rewards program and enjoy this coupon for a cheap dinner with friends. Another option is to use regular Thursday deals to have fun on this special day. Fargo’s Marcus Theatres offer Student Thursdays. Get $6 admission and a free 46-ounce popcorn to see a movie, just remember to bring your student ID. Finally, a yearly favorite is to make it through Valentine’s Day for the unofficial best day of the year — discounted chocolates everywhere day. Feb. 15 and the following week, find yourself in any store to get great discounts on all the chocolates and stuffed animals that were too expensive the day before.
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Movies of Love Gone Wrong For those of us tired of sappy romances
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College students suffering under the weight of expectations may identify with Sydney Carton.
Laura Ellen Brandjord A&E Editor
Whether you call Feb. 14 Galentine’s Day, Palentine’s Day, the Worst Day of the Year or by its traditional name, Valentine’s Day, the endless parade of mush and sappy lines can get old — especially when you are single. Instead of breaking out “The Notebook” for the 700th time, try some of these tales of love gone wrong.
‘High Fidelity’ (2000)
This John Cusack movie
is a personal favorite of mine. It boasts a great soundtrack, with artists from The Velvet Underground to the Vaselines included. It also includes Jack Black in the cast, ensuring some level of hilarity along the way. “High Fidelity” follows Rob Gordon (Cusack), a record store owner, through a recently failed relationship with his long-time girlfriend Laura. As Gordon muses on his past relationships, he breaks down his ego and grows as an individual. This movie is great for music lovers regardless of their relationship status.
‘A Tale of Two Cities’ (1935)
Whether or not you are crushed by the ending of this Dickens classic rests in who you are rooting for. Are you as enthralled with the straight-laced Charles Darnay as Lucie Manette is, or will you fall for the selfdefeating Sydney Carton and empathize with his unrequited love? As stressed college students struggling with meeting expectations, Carton may prove a kindred spirit. Set in the tumultuous time leading up to the French
Revolution, you may end up learning a bit of history along the way.
‘Seven Pounds’ (2008)
Following the postapocalyptic “I Am Legend,” Will Smith returned with the emotional twist ending of “Seven Pounds.” The film follows Ben Thomas (Smith), a personable IRS agent with a dark plan. A man with nothing left to lose after a life-altering tragedy, Thomas ventures out into the city to befriend seven people in need. What Thomas is offering them is
much more precious than a few dollars — organs. Whose you may ask? His own. A man of efficiency and precision, all is running smoothly until Thomas meets Emily Posa. Will their budding feelings for each other derail Thomas’ plan? Watch “Seven Pounds” to find out.
‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ (1961)
The movie immortalized in the Deep Blue Something song of the same name, this Aubrey Hepburn classic pairs well with the
need for independence. Holly (Hepburn) lives in a New York apartment with a friendly stray cat. A charismatic realist, Holly alternates between longing for a rich older man to marry and her love of her boisterous single lifestyle. When a handsome young man moves into the apartment building, Holly begins to fall for him despite his lack of wealth. However, in the iconic final scene, Holly famously argues, “We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other.”
Review: ‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ A childhood love of many returns with new installment Kelsey Young
Contributing Writer
After waiting for approximately 13 years, the long-awaited “Kingdom Hearts 3” video game was released Jan. 29, 2019. There was a lot of frustration and excitement throughout the last month of waiting for the game to be released. This is mainly due to the fact that 30 copies of the “Kingdom Hearts 3” game were stolen and leaked online a month and half before it was released. The copies that were stolen were sold on Facebook Marketplace for $100 per game. Tetsuya Nomura, director of the Kingdom Hearts series, issued a note apologizing
and explaining what they are doing to provide damage control to the situation. As a diehard Kingdom Hearts fan, the gameplay being leaked did not phase me — all it simply took was avoiding YouTube for most of the month of January. One of my fondest childhood memories is of being captivated by the first Kingdom Hearts video game that my best friend introduced to me. After the 13-year wait for the third installment in the series, the memories of the first game paled in comparison to the colorful, in-depth Disney themed worlds to explore. The Disney/Pixar worlds included in the game are “Hercules,” “Toy Story,” “Tangled,” “Monsters Inc.,” “Frozen,” “Pirates of the
Caribbean” and “Big Hero 6.” The gameplay of the long-awaited video game made from developers Square Enix made me feel like a child again, as I became instantly captivated by the gameplay even if the overall story does not think outside of the toy box. The only themed worlds that have been in previous installments of the series are “Hercules” and “Pirates of the Caribbean,” so it was nice to be able to have the chance to explore and interact with different Disney characters. I will admit that exploring the worlds of “Tangled” and “Frozen” did feel a bit mundane at times because there was not much to explore. On the other hand, the “Pirates of the Caribbean” world was massive.
To some extent the world felt like a miniature “Assassin’s Creed” game because you get to explore the high seas, partake in ship battles and search for treasure. The second main highlight is that each of the themed Keyblades you receive have unique transformations that aid in combat — and they are a blast to test out. My favorite Keyblade to utilize in combat was definitely the one you receive after clearing the “Monsters Inc.” world. Its unique transformations were monster themed and, in my opinion, seemed to do the most damage. The third and final highlight is that “Kingdom Hearts 3” avoids the mistake that “Kingdom Hearts 2” made of long and slow prologue. The thing about the prologue is that it sets up the character known as Roxas, whom admittedly has a pretty sad storyline within the series. The downside is that the
prologue consists of him and his friends doing mundane things, such as doing odd jobs to earn money to go to the beach during summer vacation. Immediately, you can tell that there is something not quite right about Roxas’ character. That is because Roxas is technically not supposed to be alive, which is what led to frustration from fans of the game. The prologue essentially takes three hours to muddle your way through just to end up finding out that Roxas is actually not the main character of that game, has an incredibly sad storyline and you basically wasted your time. Overall, I highly recommend playing through “Kingdom Hearts 3.” It is one that will definitely tug out your heartstrings if you are heavily invested in the series. Its long endgame is satisfying, but free from surprises.
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Feel the Burn Movies to feel the passion or the heartbreak
Romance was so pure in the days of Audrey Hepburn.
Brittany Hofmann Staff Writer
Whether you’re hanging with your gal-pals, cursing your ex-boy/ girlfriends or spending the evening with that special someone, films have the power to evoke emotions within you that you maybe didn’t know existed. Lovebirds and anti-Valentiners have been crying over romantic movies for decades either because their heart is broken or bursting at the seams. Grab the tissues, the chocolate and (maybe) the wine.
‘Roman Holiday’ (1953)
A classic knight-in-shiningarmor-saves-the-princess story. A reporter, Joe Bradley, is stuck in a job he dislikes. On the verge of getting fired and as a last resort to save his job, he is set up to interview Princess Ann, but sleeps in and misses it. As a stroke of dumb luck, the Princess just happens to be on
his couch on the morning of the interview. He had brought her home the night before to save her from being arrested for vagrancy. It turns out, Princess Ann is tired of her structured life and seizes her opportunity for a little unbound freedom. Joe takes this opportunity into his own hands by conducting an exclusive interview with Ann without her knowing. The more time they spend together, the more they fall in love. Despite their love, their responsibilities win over and they’re left with what could have been.
‘The Notebook’ (2004)
A romance in which love conquers all. When poor Noah falls for the wealthy Allie, her family would do anything to keep them apart, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Even when they are apart, they are somehow together. When Allie
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goes away to college, Noah writes to her every day, but Allie’s mother keeps the letters from her. As a last resort, and before Allie marries another man, Noah fixes up her dream home in hopes that she will return to him. In time, she does. The film goes back and forth between the beginning of their love story in the 1940s and to the present where Allie is suffering from dementia. She doesn’t recognize the children they had together, and Noah chooses to stay with her every day and read her their love story that she had written down when she originally found out about her disease.
‘Dirty Dancing’ (1987)
Another circumstance in which life should keep them apart, but their love draws them together. Frances “Baby” Houseman has expectations from her family that she is expected to live up to, but she ends up falling for her dance
instructor, Johnny Castle. When Baby’s father finds out who she’s been involved with, he bans her from “those people.” In a choice that is all her own, she disobeys her father and sneaks out to be with Johnny. In one of the most iconic scenes in film history, the movie concludes with Johnny and Baby dancing to “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life” and the approval from her father.
‘Sleepless in Seattle’ (1993)
After the death of his wife, Sam Baldwin and his son Jonah move to Seattle. Though they are both grieving, Jonah wants his dad to be happy. On Christmas Eve, Sam pours his heart out on a radio talk show, capturing the hearts of many women. Among them is Annie Reed, a journalist from Baltimore who is stuck in a dead-end relationship. These women write letters to
Sam, and Jonah is particularly excited about the one from Annie that suggests the two meet at the top of the Empire State Building on Valentine’s Day. Despite the attention, Sam wants to meet a woman the traditional way and soon becomes infatuated with a woman he runs into a few times in Seattle. Will fate bring the two together? In a series of coincidences, the unknown woman in which Sam is crushing on just so happens to be Annie. When his father doesn’t jump at the chance, Jonah takes matters into his own hands and makes his way to New York to meet Annie. His father finds out and follows him. As fate would have it, the two meet at the top of the Empire State Building and the rest was history. Romantic movies can leave us wanting, and we can only hope that our lives are as exciting as these movies.
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Boost Your Tinder Game Some tips on how to get more matches Jacob Elwell Opinion Editor
The time of loving is officially upon us. Many of us will spend this special day with our significant others and use this day as an excuse to buy chocolate for each other. For all you singles out there, I feel you. It’s never an easy day for people like us, but it’s days like this that make us mentally stronger. A select few people will be scrambling for dates at the last second, similar to prom, although not to the same extent. To avoid this, you could simply bump up your Tinder game a notch. For guys, we fall vulnerable far too many times and become too attached to a good looking woman we match with. This I cannot help you with. However, there are some ways to make your chances of matching with someone “with good qualities” increase.
Amp your height
Not by a lot, but just a little. I wouldn’t start with this if I didn’t feel it was the most important, but sadly it seems like women only care about height nowadays. Being 5 feet, 7 inches tall, I can really say being short sucks. It has its advantages, but not when it comes to
the ladies. Luckily, there are still some women out there that don’t solely care about height. If you’re 5 feet, 10
extra inch or two won’t be noticeable and could be the difference between a swipe left or right.
There are some ways to make your chances of matching with someone “with good qualities” increase.
want to be mostly truthful, however. You can tweak a few things here and there, but if you’re a lazy person who smokes weed every day and you say you’re hardworking, there might be some complications if you do indeed meet up. Be somewhat outgoing in your bio, but don’t say something stupid that would cause a woman to swipe left.
Pick the right anthem inches tall, you better be putting down 6 feet tall in your bio. That extra inch or two to put you over 6 feet tall will be the deal breaker, and the women will flock significantly more. Like I said, though, don’t amp it up
Create the perfect bio
First impressions are key. Your bio must appeal to the interests of women in general while also explaining your own. Usually a cliche quote like “Fake it till you
If you follow these four steps, I can guarantee you there will be more matches had you not followed them. too much. You don’t want to be 5 feet, 10 inches tall and claim you’re 6 feet, 3 inches. If you’re just looking for likes and don’t plan on meeting up in person, then amp your height as much as possible. That would kind of take away the purpose of Tinder, though. An
make it” or “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me” will get the job done. Don’t be the guy that writes “Send me your best pickup line.” That’s for a woman’s bio. Write a quote about hard work or being passionate about something. Women love passionate guys. You also
For the sake of getting a match, you might want to lean toward a gender-neutral song. You’re not going to want to have some popular rap song, although some women do like that. Very few find that stuff cool, however. If you want the right anthem, you could take the easy way out and choose “Forever” by Chris Brown, or really any song by Chris Brown. Country songs are also a good gig. For some reason, women seem to like country boys. They especially love country songs, so that would be a winner no matter what. Picking songs by female artists like Miley Cyrus or Ariana Grande can be hit or miss. Either the woman will be happy to see that so you guys can jam out together, or she will take it as an obvious pandering attempt and disregard it. Be careful when choosing an anthem, fellas.
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Guys, you should know better than to throw this in your bio. Make it 6’0”. can only get you so far. Choose good pictures, Eventually, you’re going to have to go out of your but don’t catfish You obviously want to comfort zone and show look good for the ladies, so women who you really are. find your best picture and Whether it’s what they want throw it in there. You also or not is entirely up to them. If you follow these four want to be real, so throw in a not so great picture of you steps, I can guarantee you as well. Mixing it up will tell there will be more matches the woman you’re attractive had you not followed them. I and have confidence. Tinder can’t help you if you’re ugly, shouldn’t be about fooling but this article should help someone, but that’s what a you get a start on your Tinder lot of people intend to do life. Happy Valentine’s Day for some reason. Catfishing everyone.
Why Consent is Sexy Communication and understanding is key to any good relationship Delaney Halloran Contributing Writer
Despite being such a fundamental part of any relationship, consent is often misunderstood and discounted. The ability to appropriately address consent is the difference between a good sexual experience and one that results in awkwardness, avoidance and even permanent damage. Here’s a good analogy for understanding consent: You’re walking down the street and you see an owner walking their dog. Of course, because you are a rational human being, you have an intense need to walk up and give
Next time you’re getting ready to bake the potato, remember: asking for consent is sexy, and refusal to do so is really not. that dog all the love in the world. However, before touching the dog, you always ask the owner: “Can I please pet your dog?” If most people know better than to walk up to a stranger’s dog and pet it, then why can’t we apply the same policy of respect to our romantic partners? A lot of people may argue that asking to hold a person’s hand, asking to kiss them and so on and so forth with the countless levels of intimacy has the unfortunate consequence of “ruining the moment.” However, I would argue there is nothing more attractive than a person who has both the
Notice how it’s underlined due to the importance of it. courage to ask for intimacy and the patience to understand if their partner is not ready. If simply asking a brief question about a partner’s ease in a new situation is enough to ruin the moment, then there is nothing but urgency encouraging the interaction. And, as most people can assure, it is never the most urgent partners that are known for their sexual prowess. Taking a pause to make sure everyone is on the same page is a sign of maturity, experience and consideration for your partner’s needs.
There are a few points to note here. First of all, it needs to be
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an individual of any gender orientation has a right to say no to
The ability to appropriately address consent is the difference between a good sexual experience and one that results in awkwardness, avoidance and even permanent damage. said that despite what stereotypes and social norms may deem,
sex. Second, if your partner does not give consent, this is not a valid
reason to criticize them. A person’s comfort level in any situation is usually reflective of their past experience and should never be treated as a character flaw. A person who is open to both asking and reacting to another’s pleasure is usually more self-aware of what their own needs are, and being so self-aware is undeniably attractive. So, next time you’re getting ready to bake the potato, remember: asking for consent is sexy, and refusal to do so is really not.
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Dressed for the Occasion Grant’s class on business class of your field. They’re human resources, and let me tell you this isn’t their first
Grant Gloe Staff Writer
It’s interview season, and you’ve got the wardrobe of a seventh grader getting ready for his choir concert. That’s fine. We’ve all been there. Still, I saw some bold interpretations of businesscasual at this semester’s career fair. Let me help you try to put together a little more professional appearance. The first thing you’ll want to do is actually dress up. Not that anyone showed up naked (which would at least leave an impression), but I definitely saw people in jeans. I’m going to make this as clear as possible in case you were someone wearing jeans to the career fair. Do NOT wear jeans to the career fair. It sends a strong message that you don’t try. Some of you might be going, “Well, why do I need to dress up? They won’t care if I wear this to work.” Bless your heart. Realize that this is not a day on the job. They expect your best. On top of that, most of the people there aren’t members
made eye contact. Move with purpose. You’re not a confused
“Well, why do I need to dress up? They won’t care if I wear this to work.” Bless your heart. rodeo. They know that how you want to be presented shows how much you want the position. Don’t waste those fine looking points. You’ll also want to do yourself a favor and not
college student. You’re a hunter. You’re in the brush. You’re on the hunt. The job hunt. You aren’t just stumbling onto an opportunity. You’re tracking it, through thick and thin and
You’re not a confused college student. You’re a hunter. You’re in the brush. meander too obviously. If you look like you don’t know what you’re doing, employers will think you don’t know what you’re doing. That’s not the impression you want to make before you’ve even
dirt and s---. Get all primal on those guys. You’ve got value, and they’re going to see it. You’ve just got to jam it down their throats. There is one tip I can give you that is more important than the rest, one
You stay classy, San Diego. that will keep you from tanking a potential job offer. If you are going to
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put your position with your school’s newspaper on your resume, do not, under ANY
circumstances, swear in an article.
Tinder The Good, the Bad and the Parking Ticket Do’s Weather prompts flurry of parking violations and Don’ts For all the app’s users, how to swipe effectively Phoebe Ellis Spectrum Staff
*Based on real life experience*
Do:
Make them laugh: Put a joke in your bio. Post a silly picture. Make a reference to a TV series. Do something that will provoke a giggle. It will get you right swipes. Put your interests in your bio. List format is always cool. Have a “bros being basic” style photo. Put a picture of your dog. Tell me what you’re looking for, AKA be upfront. Don’t talk to me for a week and then tell me you’re looking for wifey because when you find out I’m not wifey, you’re going to have wasted both our times.
Don’t:
Put up only one picture: Not only does this make you seem like you could be a bot, but it also shows that you don’t really care and that you’re closed off. Let’s be honest, everyone is on Tinder because it’s easy. Nobody wants to do the work to pry you out of you closed off dark place. Ask to have a three-way with your match and their parent. Use a clever line to ask if you’re going to receive oral sex. Tell me how hard your cock is. Tell me about meeting your family before we’ve even met in person. Tell me you have too many matches to respond to your messages. Have the bio that reads, “I always try my hardest … to not be black.” Talk about how much you like to masturbate.
Car spinout on 15th due to poor road conditions.
Delaney Haloran Contributing Writer
Car troubles have been a reality for most North Dakota State students this past week. Cars continue to get stuck, spin out, die and even tip over in the wake of the snowstorm. However, there is an entirely different type of problem that has become the scourge of campus: parking tickets. Students, especially in the residence hall parking lots, have found their cars littered with violations for reasons outside their
control. For example, freshman McKenna Lilja explained how, after the plow buried her car in snow, she received a ticket because her car was stuck as she tried to pull out: “The only reason I was stuck was because the plow pushed snow under and around my car. Then, I got stuck coming out and I got a ticket for ‘hazardous parking.’” Lilja’s story is only one of many that have left students feeling they have received unnecessary violations. Despite the lack of visibility, students have received parking tickets for
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parking in traffic lanes or on sidewalks. Usually, even spots that are visible have too much snow for anyone to safely enter or exit the spot. Confusion and lack of parking has already found students feeling frustrated, but fining students for these confusions seems unnecessary. Despite the generally believed concept that when parking lines are no longer visible individuals cannot be fined for parking outside a spot, officers ticketing vehicles have a different approach. The problem appears when students
must choose between a possible ticket and not finding a parking spot period. Available on-campus parking has long been an issue before the snow started occupying countless spots. Perhaps instead of continually charging students $20 for university vehicle caused parking issues, university police and campus security should concern themselves with clearing existing parking spots, helping students avoid spinouts and taking other proactive steps to actually improve safety.
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Valentine’s Day Date Ideas For those who have no ideas for a nice night out Ian Longtin Staff Writer
OK let’s get this out in the open: Valentine’s Day sucks for everyone. Honestly, go take a poll on the street and ask people their general attitude toward Valentine’s Day. But it’s almost here folks, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. For the single people out there, it’s the one of the days out of the year you feel the loneliest. It’s also the one day out of the year to be around your other single friends so you can all stop each other from calling up your exes. The sad part is, it might be even worse for those in a relationship. Both of you make a deal to not get any presents, or if you get each other something it’s nothing big. However, it never fails that either you both go big and end up spending a lot of money, or somebody gets something deep and meaningful and all the other person has gotten is a fivedollar box of chocolates. There is just a whole lot of stress and guilt built into a holiday that is meant to be about love. However, this year is going to be different. For all the bachelors and bachelorettes out there, keep doing your thing. Anyone would be lucky to have you. Don’t text your ex at 1 a.m. You’ll be kicking yourself for it for weeks, and you don’t want to give them that satisfaction. For the lovebirds out there, here are some stress-free alternatives from a night in exchanging gifts on Valentine’s Day or for Valentine’s Day weekend.
Ice skating
Ice skating is a casual
way to spend time with your significant other and have fun while doing. “But what if I don’t know how to skate?” Never fear, your partner will teach you how. “But what if we both don’t know how to skate?” Even better. You’ll both be learning on the fly together. All that means is you’ll both be getting in some high quality Valentine’s Day bonding time. Plus, if luck is on your side, you’ll both be too tired to do anything so you can just go hang out somewhere and watch a movie or a TV show.
Attend an NDSU basketball game
Desperate for a lastminute date idea? Don’t worry, the NDSU basketball teams have you covered. The men’s basketball teams play on Valentine’s Day at 7 p.m. and Saturday at 4 p.m. while the women’s team plays Saturday at 1 p.m. Spend your Valentine’s Day night at the SHAC relaxing and watching some college basketball. Find two spots that are fairly secluded, sit back and just enjoy. Perhaps you could go get you and your date some food during halftime. What better way to show you care than buying a couple hot dogs and a drink to share? The basketball game offers a good opportunity to hang out with your significant other for three hours while the Bison and Oral Roberts do the work providing the entertainment. A Saturday date may be a little trickier. The women and men play back-to-back, but both games should already be wrapped up by 7 p.m.
This may mean you’ll have to find something else to do when the games are over, but knocking six hours out of the day watching basketball is a good start.
Hit at indoor batting cages
The batting cages would be especially fun for any couple out there that share any love for softball or baseball. Maybe make a game out of it. Something such as the person who hits the most balls out of 10 gets to pick the movie to watch, or the loser has to buy dinner. The batting cages are a unique alternative to the usual dinner and a movie. If you want to really show off your hitting skills, remember to keep your eye on the ball, hands up and weight back.
Shakey Monday at Kroll’s
Obviously, Valentine’s Day is Thursday, and Shakey Monday is only on, you know, Mondays, but this option is the best bang for your buck. Kroll’s offers a deal every Monday that for only $5 you and your partner can get two milkshakes. The downside to this is you might not be able to pull off the picturesque two straws in one shake, but for $5 it is a deal too good to pass up. Instead of spending Valentine’s Day going out like every couple, wait until Monday and avoid being too mainstream. Surviving Valentine’s Day can be a challenge, but everyone is in it together. Just think, once it’s over, the next 11 months are smooth sailing. At the end of the day, you and your significant BRITTANY HOFMANN | THE SPECTRUM other will still be together … hopefully. The Spectrum Sports staff will likely be taking their dates to the basketball game on Thursday.
Panic! On Valentine’s Day Last-minute gift ideas Philip Atneosen Staff Writer
Did you forget that today is Valentine’s Day? Did you forget to get a gift for that special someone in your life? Well, if you picked up this newspaper looking for help, then you must be a helpless buffoon. Picking out a gift can be difficult. Everyone wants to get the perfect gift, but the perfect gift takes serious time and consideration to develop, and it surely won’t be found in the next few
paragraphs. What I can do is give you some last-minute gift ideas, and if you’re lucky you will survive your Valentine’s Day antics. Just try to do better next year, OK?
Sticking classics
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Even if it feels like a cliché, there’s nothing wrong with the classic combo of flowers and candy. If you know your significant other’s favorite candy or flower, that’s a plus. Keep in mind that most people purchasing flowers for Valentine’s Day do so
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in advance, so selection is limited and prices might even be higher. Unfortunately, there really is no classic or typical gift for guys. I would stick with something practical, such as food or drink or a gift card to one of his favorite stores or restaurants. Those gifts would be acceptable for anybody, regardless of sex. Who doesn’t love food?
You know them best
Sometimes, picking out a gift is as simple as asking yourself the question: what do they like? Is your special someone into cooking? Get them some new cooking
supplies. Do they like a certain movie or TV show? Buy it for them, or buy them a T-shirt or other merchandise. Does your significant other have an unhealthy fixation on Danny DeVito? Buy them a framed picture, and point them toward psychological help. Gifting based on the personal interests of the other person is a great way to show that you care and listen to them.
Money isn’t mandatory
Valentine’s Day has the potential to be a very expensive holiday. So, if you’re on a budget, as many college students are, how do you manage without breaking the bank or
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seeming cheap? Try doing something nice for your Valentine. This could be anything from cleaning out their car to making them a homecooked meal. Another way to save a buck or two is by making homemade gifts. A personalized homemade card is almost always more meaningful than a store-bought card. If your significant other understands your financial situation, you have nothing to worry about.
Time well spent
Lastly, spending time with your Valentine is key. I can’t think of a better way to spend Valentine’s Day than with your special someone. Some common ways people
spend time are at a nice restaurant, at the movies or at home. Sometimes a night in is all your significant other wants on a day that’s filled with expressive romance. All that’s really important is that you’re together. Hopefully by now you have picked out the perfect gift for your Valentine. I strongly encourage you to plan ahead for next year. I truly hope this isn’t the last Valentine’s Day you celebrate with your special someone. If it all works out, I will be expecting a wedding invitation in the near future. After all, where would your relationship be without my help?
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Top 10 Romantic Places to Eat Options to answer the hardest question of the night Taylor Schloemer Sports Editor
On the most romantic night of the year, there is always one big question that will be asked. “Where would you like to eat tonight?” Guys, just a reminder that this is a trap. Don’t fall for the “I’m good with anything” response. She really has something in mind. To aid everyone who has no clue where they should eat, here is the unofficial official Spectrum Romantic Food Options rankings.
10. Applebee’s
Grant Gloe has written at length on this restaurant. To summarize those stories, it is too much of a restaurant to be a good bar, but doesn’t have enough good food to be a good restaurant. Because of that, it sits right at the bottom of the list.
9. Old Broadway
The OB is similar to Applebee’s, but does at least offer better food. That said, the downside is that it is a louder place, making the dining experience not as enjoyable. A good bar, but not a top place to bring a date for dinner.
8. Mom’s Diner
A small, hometown diner usually makes for a good date location. Good home cooking makes this a viable option, especially with the laid-back atmosphere. However, the service can be a little questionable.
7. Noodles and Company
For those looking for decent food but do not want to spend a lot of time and money, Noodles provides a good option. That said, it is busy a good portion of the time. Bonus points for having a solid desert option of Cold Stone Creamery right next door.
6. Olive Garden
Of the chain restaurants, Olive Garden is perhaps the most cliched date choice.
Pseudo-Italian atmosphere and good, not great food. That said, those breadsticks are really good. Is there any other reason to go?
5. Chick-fil-A
Is Valentine’s Day on a Sunday? No? Chick-fil-A it is then.
4. Dairy Queen
Now, there is a single caveat that makes DQ slide down to No. 4. The Moorhead one, which is the one you want to go to, is currently closed for the winter. Usually, the outdoor Dairy Queens open up late February. But this is worth the wait, from the classic look of the building to the great historical significance. In 1954, an employee there invented the first Dilly Bar.
3. Paradiso
The Mexican option slots in at the third spot simply because of the amazing atmosphere. The decoration is top notch, and the food is not far behind. Mexican is not the typical cuisine for date night, but this is a good alternative to the normal options.
2. Kroll’s Diner
Older generations like to remind us that life was better when they were young. Kroll’s is a good reminder that they may be right. The chrome diner has a great atmosphere, and there are not many better romantic food options than a milkshake and fries. Kroll’s make both very well.
1. Boiler Room
Being a little more of a trendy pick slots the Boiler Room into the top spot. A little more upscale gives it good value for a Valentine’s Day date. Add to that allday brunch options, because breakfast is the best meal, is a big plus. Besides, there is Scoop N Dough right outside Milkshake and fries are the order of the day at Krolls. for an excellent dessert.
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Minnesota’s Homegrown Love Affair S e n t i m e n t a l i t y h a s h a d m i xe d r e s u l t s f o r M i n n e s o t a Thomas Evanella Staff Writer
There are two truths to sports in Minnesota. One is the painful fact that the state has the longest title drought of any sports market in the United States. The other is Minnesota’s teams love for their homegrown athletes. As an outsider, the folksy charm of filling rosters with Minnesotans is part of what makes the state’s professional franchises so easy to root for. It’s exactly why Vikings fans adore Adam Thielen. Born in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota and a graduate of Minnesota State-Mankato, Thielen is a Minnesota icon. The reason is simple: when fans look at Thielen, they’re looking at one of their own. Beyond sports, it’s the same reason Minnesotans adore Prince. Prince always maintained a residence in the state, and even when he became famous he stayed loyal to the “Land of 10,000 Lakes.” In some cases, however, Minnesota’s franchises love to a fault, which results in fans turning sour toward the players they once extolled. In recent history, there’s no greater example of this than Minnesota Twins’ star Joe Mauer. The Twins made Mauer the No. 1 overall
draft pick in the 2001 MLB First-Year Player Draft. Of course, Mauer — a standout at St. Paul’s Cretin-Derham Hall High School — possessed the requisite skills to excel in the majors. Still, there’s no denying that with names such as Mark Prior and Mark Teixeira in the mix, part of Mauer’s appeal was his hometown. Mauer ultimately became the centerpiece of the franchise. He won three batting titles, an MVP award and was a perennial All-Star. Still, even as Mauer waved goodbye to the home fans in September of this past season, it wasn’t without illwill. At the height of his skill, Mauer signed an 8-year, $184 million contract with the Twins. Staying in Minneapolis made sense for Mauer, the fans and the franchise. The Minnesota Wild used the same logic two years later when signing Minneapolis-born Zach Parise. The forward signed to a 13-year, $98 million deal just three days after hitting the open market. Returning to the “State of Hockey,” as the franchise calls it, is what Parise had wanted. It also gave the Wild a big-time, homegrown star to market. Ultimately, both Mauer and Parise are lightning rods among Minnesota fans. The
common criticism for both is that neither truly lived up to their contract. To some degree, this critique stems from frustration regarding Minnesota’s painful sporting truth: it’s been 27 years since the last championship. In 15 seasons, Mauer never brought the Twins to the promised land. In over six seasons, Parise has yet to do so. Still, Mauer is a possible Hall of Famer and Parise leads the Wild in goals scored this year. But because of the weight of both expectations and their hometowns, the two will always be labeled as coming up short for Minnesota. Perhaps though, more of the blame lies with the franchises. It’s fair to argue that both Mauer’s and Parise’s status as hometown heroes led their respective teams to overpay. Both the Minnesota Timberwolves and Minnesota United have used the same reasoning to rationalize personnel decisions as well. The Timberwolves traded for Tyus Jones on draft night in 2015, a move designed to bring the Apple Valley native back to Minnesota. Even head coach Flip Saunders said at the time that Jones had been on the franchise’s radar since he was 14. The Loons’ roster boasts
three Minnesota natives in Ethan Finlay, Brent Kallman and Eric Miller. Rare is the occasion where the words “Duluth-born” and “Ethan Finlay” don’t appear in the same sentence. The same can be said for Kallman and Miller, who are both from Woodbury. Kallman is a mainstay from the Loons’ NASL days. Both Finlay and Miller were acquired via trades from the Colorado Rapids and Columbus Crew, respectively. In all three instances, it’s fair to wonder if the primary reason they play for the Loons is because they put the “MN” in MNUFC. Even the University of Minnesota decided it was time to fall in love with a hometown star again. The Gophers hired Lindsay Whalen to become the head coach of the women’s basketball team. Whalen had a prestigious career with both the Gophers and the Lynx, but had no prior coaching experience. Still, she grew up in Hutchinson, Minnesota and is a legend for her exploits in Minneapolis. This was enough for the athletic department to spurn other candidates in favor of Whalen. In year one, Whalen has had mixed results. Her Gophers are 17-7 overall, but 6-7 in Big 10 play. Making the sentimental
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In Minnesota, it doesn’t get more homegrown than Joe Mauer. choice has been a calculated risk for all of Minnesota’s sporting institutions. At almost every turn, it’s been one they’ve been willing to make. Eventually, one of Minnesota’s teams will break the state’s title
drought, but the second truth of Minnesota sports will still prevail. There’s no reason to think Minnesota will ever stop loving their homegrown icons.
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