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BUILDING A HOME BAR:
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I write about drinking, and a lot of the questions I get can be boiled down to seven words:
“How do I build a home bar?”
Readers want to know what to buy to get started. How to get the most bang for their buck for the tequila and bourbon in their pantries. What to serve at parties. The best way to get started is simple. Buy the liquor you drink most often and build
from there. You got a bottle of whiskey? You will likely enjoy an Old Fashioned (simple syrup and bitters). Or for something less boozy, a Whiskey Sour (simple syrup and lemon juice; egg white optional). Add a bottle of sweet vermouth and you can make the popular Manhattan (whiskey, vermouth and bitters). Buy a bottle of Campari and you can make the Boulevardier (bourbon, sweet vermouth and Campari), a trendy drink to impress your boss. Swap bourbon for gin and you have one of the best aperitifs ever
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invented, the Negroni (gin, sweet vermouth and Campari). Continue to build on those ingredients, focusing on additions that can be used in multiple recipes. That’s the most efficient and cost-effective way to build a home bar. If you want to up your game, two diverse liqueurs will add dozens of drinks to your repertoire: Green Chartreuse and Cointreau. The latter is a fancy orange liqueur that’s the secret to making great margaritas and Cosmos, if all those late-night “Sex and the City” reruns inspire you. The herbaceous
Green Chartreuse adds nuance and complexity to drinks. Finally, a word on bar tools and glassware. You can save hundreds of dollars by hitting thrift shops. Cocktail shakers are like tea kettles and Crock-Pots; you can find them at Goodwill for the cost of a latte. Cocktail, rocks and highball glasses can be had for a song at those secondhand stores as well. I get tiki, antique and crystal stemware at Goodwill for about 50 cents to $2 each. Cheers.
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How about adding a bar to your outdoor living space? An eclectic variety of outdoor kitchen ideas have been developing into one of the latest must-haves, so adding a bar would be not only practical, but fun. At the end of a busy day, what could be a better place to kick back and have a drink or two? Some tips on making the most of your space and your budget will help you execute some great outdoor bar ideas. First of all, consider how much room you have and the location you want to add a bar. If it’s a rather small space like a patio, your addition should be flexible, like maybe a rolling bar cart. Making the bar your focal point outdoors is a great plan. Think about adding pendant or track lighting or some soft lighting underneath. Whatever your current layout, the bar should be in a central location for
your outdoor entertaining space. Generally the bar includes a sink, beverage and glassware storage, and possibly a drink chiller and ice storage. Several opportunities are available to help you create a space where all of these components fit your specific needs, such as portable ice makers, wine fridges, and practical wine and glass racks. When it comes to lighting, electrical and plumbing, consulting a contractor would be your best bet before getting started. Depending on your needs and your layout, the budget for adding these can swing significantly. As with all things outdoors, consider the differences in climate compared to your indoor space. Heat, cold and humidity can affect every part of your outdoor bar experience. Choose materials that can stand up best to all the elements.
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planted early June. Plant tomatoes deep. Remove the lower leaves and bury 2/3 of the plant underground so the plant has a better root system. New roots will grow along the buried stem and you’ll have a stronger, healthier plant. Check all containers daily, watering when necessary; they can dry out quickly. Protect hanging containers from high winds. Mulch 2 – 3” to retain moisture and reduce weeds. A fresh layer of mulch is an almost instant boost for your garden’s appearance. Seems like weeds are more abundant this year and vigilantly pulling them will keep your garden healthy Plant gladiola corms weekly to extend bloom period. Lawn — mow as often as necessary to maintain grass at a height of 2 to 3 inches. Leave grass clippings on the lawn.
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Hummingbirds are in full force right now and as you select the plants you’ll be adding to your garden or patio pots, you might want to keep the hungry hummingbirds in mind. It’s easy to add a few hummingbird favorites which will bring flowers and nectar all summer. Colorado Springs has four different Hummingbirds varieties that reside here for the summer. The most common is the Broad-tailed, which often is heard by its metallic shrill well before it’s seen. The males are identified by their red throat and females have white throats speckled with green or bronze with a long, broad tail. The Black-chinned hummingbirds are found widespread across many types of habitats and can be found in forests or neighborhoods, as long as there’s a food source. They are identified by their black chins bordered with an iridescent purple strip, only visible when the light is just right. Females have a white throat and their three outer tail feathers have broad white tips. We also get visits from the Calliope, the smallest hummer in the US and the smallest bird in the world to migrate long distances — all the way from Mexico! They winter there and visit us on their way to high elevation meadows and forests for the summer. The male’s throat feathers form steaks against a white background; they have short tails and the wings extend beyond the tail while sitting. Females are quite small with a whitish throat.
We also have the Rufous hummingbirds that arrive here on their way back to Mexico, after having spent spring in the Pacific Northwest, British Columbia and even Alaska! These are the more territorial hummingbirds, often protecting the feeder and chasing other hummingbirds away. This is when you might want to add the second feeder. Burnt orange in color with a white chest, they’re also easy to identify. Don’t worry about their aggression at the feeder, just add another feeder out of view of the others and all will be happy. In addition to the feeder, select plants to attract and keep the hummers happy. Just avoid using pesticides; they kill the insects the birds eat, and can harm butterflies and bees. Add a source of fresh water and your backyard plays an important role in keeping the birds, bees, and butterflies around. The following plants grow well here, don’t require any special treatment, and have colorful flowers that are irresistible to hummingbirds (and butterflies too).
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Looking for an easy-care flower for your yard? Iris may be just the answer. Not only do they have spectacular flowers, but are one of the most reliable blooming flowers you can plant. They perform well in both wet and dry years, require hardly any care and live for many years. This year, the iris are putting on an amazing show. Throughout the spring, you may have noticed their upright stems developing plump flower buds. Just this week, many of the buds have begun to open, revealing glorious flowers in every color of the rainbow. Many gardeners are reporting record numbers of blooms, likely due to the cool, moist weather. Some cultivars also produce an amazing fragrance, which ranges from a light floral scent to grape bubble gum. If you’d like to add irises to your yard, here are five tips for success: Plant shallow. Iris are very easy to grow as long as they’re not planted too deep. The top of the rhizome, or the fleshy root, should be even with the soil surface. If you plant them too deep, they won’t flower. Go for bearded types. Bearded iris are the most adaptable type of iris. Most local nurseries and garden centers offer them for sale, so they’re easy to find. Virtually any cultivar of bearded iris will grow well in Colorado Springs, so choose the one with flowers you like. Siberian iris, although quite beautiful, need consistently moist soil to perform well and are less resilient here.
The shorter the plant, the earlier it will bloom. The miniature and dwarf types bloom the earliest, while the tall cultivars bloom the latest. To prolong the bloom period, choose several different kinds in a variety of heights. Cut back the flower stalk. Once they stop blooming, cut the flower stalk as far back as possible without cutting the leaves. The upright, sword-like leaves will remain green throughout the growing season. Some of the outer leaves will shrivel and turn brown. You can pull them off periodically to improve the plant’s appearance. Divide every few years. Once a patch of iris stops blooming consistently, it’s time to divide it. This is best done in August. Simply dig up the clump, cut out any shriveled rhizomes towards the center, and divide the healthy rhizomes into four inch sections. Each rhizome section should have several leaves attached to it. Plant the rhizomes where you’d like a new clump of iris to grow. It’s likely you’ll have extras to give to friends and neighbors. If you get a chance in the next week or two, stop by the Pikes Peak Library’s East Library. To the southeast of the library entrance, the Elmohr Iris Society maintains a trial garden where they display many different cultivars. It’s a great place to see the variety of colors, heights and flower shapes available. They also have an annual rhizome sale in July. You can also see iris in bloom at the Xeriscape Demonstration Garden (2855 Mesa Rd.) or at waterwiseplants.org.
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pring blooming perennials are winding down, ending their year of showy blossoms. Once all the blooms are spent, cut them back and fertilize to give them a big nutritional boost for next year. Add a layer of mulch to help keep them cool and retain water. If you haven’t had time to get in the garden yet, don’t panic. Perennials can be planted throughout the summer. Transplant shock is a concern but can generally be avoided. Begin with rich, amended soil and plant from the pot immediately into the ground. Water thoroughly with a hormone-type root stimulator such
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Dear Heloise: My mother taught me to water my houseplants from the bottom. She said that this will strengthen the roots by training them to seek out the water. Do you have any hints about watering houseplants? Thank you! — Elizabeth in Columbus, Ohio
Hi, Elizabeth. Houseplants can add so much to your home or office. Some plants are easier to take care of than others, but watering is key for all of them. If the pot is in a saucer, pour the water in there, and it will soak up into the soil. However, depending on your water supply, you may see a white powder on the soil. Salt and lime minerals are not good for the plants. Save rainwater to water houseplants — it’s free, and better for the plants. If you are a newbie and want to start out adding some green to your home, ivy is the way to go! You can grow it in water or soil. I have several plants from which I have given cuttings to friends, spreading the green. They keep growing. — Green Thumb Heloise P.S.: One ivy plant is almost 40 years old! It was my mother’s. Dear Heloise: When I boil eggs or make spaghetti or macaroni and cheese, I bring the water to a boil and put the spaghetti and macaroni in and stir a couple of times, put a tight lid on the pot and cut off the heat. The water cools gradually, and the pasta or eggs are cooked without overcooking. This will save on electricity, also. Thank you for all the good hints! The hint about storing quilts between the mattress and box springs was a help to me, and freed up needed space! — Frances D., Kingsport, Tenn. Dear Heloise: My sister taught me how to do my own manicures and pedicures. It has saved me a lot of money! Here are two hints I use: Don’t paint thumbnails until last; you can “scrape” off polish from other fingers. Use an emery board and gently remove polish from cuticles. — Joyce C., Scottsdale, Ariz. —
Send hints via email to heloise@heloise.com or via post to Heloise, P.O. Box 795000, San Antonio, TX 78279-5000.
TODAY’S HOROSCOPES BY JERALDINE SAUNDERS ARIES (March 21-April 19) Waste not to want not. Money and possessions might satisfy some of your needs, but emotional trust and shared values could be the real issue. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Use an imaginary mop and clear up misunderstandings. In love, as well as other matters, you must follow the rules. Polish up your promises and pledges to those you love. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Get busy with creative projects, rearrange closets, work out with the rowing machine or find other ways to utilize restless energy in constructive ways. CANCER (June 21-July 22) The weekend may begin with plenty of activity, but by the end you may be left hanging by the sidelines with little to do. Your partner, however, may have some romantic ideas in his or her head.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Recent frustrations may lead to a new sense of purpose. Think through some plans that you can implement next week. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) There may be numerous demands on your time and patience. You have the ability to meet challenges with good grace if you don’t become distracted by unfounded gossip or busybodies. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The more you share, the more you receive. Generous companions may have your pleasure and good opinion in mind. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It isn’t fair to fritter away money on frivolous fixtures. You could be challenged to choose between paying for necessities and splurging on extravagances.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Put a lid on it. Your frustration with overbearing people and undependable things may threaten to boil over. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Your efforts to be pampered and petted or to achieve prominence might begin to show promise. However, this isn’t the time to draw straws or make important decisions. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your pocketbook might feel the pinch. Cost-cutting methods might be just what you need. Hold off making major expenditures. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) To argue for argument’s sake is pointless. An insistence on “my way or the highway” can cause friction. Your best bet is to be as agreeable as possible.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY June 4 Play the field and remain open to new ideas and friendships during the next two to three weeks. Buckle down and work hard to honor your commitments in July. You may be more ambitious, but this is not a good time to change jobs or use your initiative. In early August your business acumen is at a peak, so it is a good time to make financial and business decisions. Late March and early April is the best time to push for financial or career success.
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With the opponents silent, you open one heart and partner raises to two hearts. What call would you make? Q 5 - North-South vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠ A 10 9 8 ♥ K Q J 4 2 ♦ 8 3 ♣ 10 7
Q 2 - North-South vulnerable, as South, you hold:
Right-hand opponent opens one spade. What call would you make?
♠ A K 6 2 ♥ A Q 8 6 ♦ 10 8 ♣ K 9 8
Q 6 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold:
SOUTH WEST NORTH EAST 1NT Pass 2♥* Pass ? *Transfer to spades
What call would you make? Q 3 - East-West vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠98732♥ KQ♦ A632 ♣Q6 NORTH 1♣ 2♥
EAST Pass Pass
SOUTH 1♠ ?
WEST Pass
What call would you make? Q 4 - Both vulnerable, as South, you hold: ♠A52♥ J9632♦ AKJ ♣A4
♠ A K 9 7 5 ♥ K 8 7 ♦ A 10 6 4 ♣ 5 SOUTH 1♠ 2♦ ?
WEST NORTH EAST Pass 1NT Pass Pass 2NT Pass
What call would you make? Look for answers on Monday. (Bob Jones welcomes readers’ responses sent in care of this newspaper or to Tribune Content Agency, LLC., 16650 Westgrove Dr., Suite 175, Addison, TX 75001. E-mail responses may be sent to tcaeditors@tribune.com.)
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