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The only exclusive shoe store in St ate College. 'vVe are now showing a nice line of

Women's Button and Lace Shoes Also Children's School Shoes Our prices correspond to the quality

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Knox Cafe will open our

NEW PLACE AT

136 Allen Street

Nov. 18.. 1916

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films Develo~e~ an~ Printe~

Dexall Dru~ Store l{odak Supp lies

Herman F . " W ell, I must be off."

Dorothy C. "Yes I noticed that the first t ime I met you."

SNYDFiR & BEHRER

CASH STORE

Headquarters for everything in the line of Ea ts.

108 East College Ave.,

Both Phones

TnrIliff@« Theafte Go. Photoplays cf Qu.ah{y

Nittany T heatre

Pastime T heatre

They ma ke this pap er possible

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fFR,"/Z,/ER STR!E!ET

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We all go

J. TATE

Funeral Director

to the

All wo1·k <lone at Reasonable Rates

Red Cross Barber

Shop - - - - - - - -- -

F urniture Upholstering and Repairin g Picture Framing Buth Phones

133 M c Allister St.

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Cal.- " Why is Lhe nose :n Lhe miclc.llc of Lhc face?"

Pickle:- " Because it's l he £cent er."

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Genlzel & McEachren DRY GOODS Fresh Meats and Groceries College Avenue an i Pugh Street I-Jarry C. Long Dealer in

High Grade Meats of All Kinds

STATE COLLEGE, PA. Meat Marke t Da l e Bldg., 115 Frazie1· Stree t

J.B. Martin Fres h

Fruits

and Groceries Agency for celebrated Reading Pretzels

Please mention the IVI a roon and Cray "·hen partonizing o ur AdYer t i£ers

William Kennedy

~tate Centre [lectri( Co. Everythin!l Electcic The Home of the PEERLESS MAZDA

Contractor and

Builder

Store on Frazier Street Closes at 6 P. M.

We are in position to do all kinds

J. H. Musser

of work, no matter how

The Quality Store

large or sma II

Dry Goods and

Groceries.

404 W. Beaver Avenue . . Corner Colle~e Avenue and Barnard St

Snyder's Fire=Proof Garage Dodge Brothers' Motor Cars Reo

Ford

Al l hou gh t he wago n ha d a tong ue it wa s th e wheel t ha t spu ke.

Have Your Ceiling and Wall Frescoed The Sanitary Finish .

As cheap as wall paper and non -poisonous

Original Designs Signs a Specialty

Peter P. Hassell

They m a ke t hi s pa per possib le

T Ihle First N lllfff({])Il1lllli Blllll1lJk Staite C([))JlJlege9 Paio W. IL. FOST!ER9 !Presidlemit ID. F. KAfPfP 9 Clllslh!ier

The Nittany

Printing and Publiihing Co. /10

W. College .five.

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Sl[])dJllls Sc. ffo noise in the price l[J)f Slllndlwic/hJes.

Freshman- I wish t o know how long girls should be courted ?"

Sophomore- The same as shor t ones of course."

F. P. Resides

Harvey Bros.

Home Dressed Meats and Poultry

REAL, REGULAR

Auto Delivery Allen St. Phone Orders Early.

BREAD

EMPIRE LAU ND RY Lock Haven, Penna.

Satisfaction Guaranteed L. L. OWENS, Agent 426 East College Ave. Bell Phone 185-M.

Bakers of

Quali ty is put in before the wrapper is put on.

Unexcelled Ice Cream Both Phones Quick Delivery

220 East College Avenue.

Please mention the Maroon and Gray when patroni zing our Advertisers

TABLE OF CON1ENTS

LITERARY:~ The Mimic.

Joseph Hilla, .

The Last of the Old Timers.

Molly O' Rourke Leaves Henpeck Hollow.

Editorials.

School News.

Exchange.

Athletics.

Jokes.

Clothes of

Quality and Appearance ./It Prices "No Higher.

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SIM, the Clothier.

Penn State Barber Shop.

East College Ave., Above Krumrine's Drug Store.

Up-to-date, Best Service, Sanitary

Ladies' Shampooing and Children's Hair Cutting.

Visit us and you will return .

S. CARL PHILIPPINO, Prop.

Why is a ford like a mi llionaire baby?.

Because i l has a new rattl e every day.

Athletic Goods

Books

l~e At~letic ~tore Students' Supplies

Stationery

1rfrnce ~ lC~lC® (C(G)Illlcegce Iffi~lk®1ry W <e ~tell'Wte Y~Ull wii~lro ~Ilu<e IPbte~~ iiim Il«;te CCrr<e~m IPbll'<e~©l ~rrncdl JP~~~rry Please mention the Maroon a nd Gray when pa t ronizing ou r Adverti£e rs

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~be ~lintic.

" \,Veil , Do ra, how is t he boss, today?" This was spoken by Mary.

Mary Inza, Helen No rharn , Julia Satown ard Dora F arrish were clerks in the hosier y departmen t of "S'tanklestein's Big Depa rtment Store. " These g;nls were chums, and much a musement was furnished a t t he noon hour , when D or'a wo uld mimic II the boss." This explains M ary's remark.

Now, a wo rd about A rthu r Stanklestein, the owner of the d epartm'.! nt s tore, and generall y known as II the boss." He h ad been in Eurpoe for "th ree yea rs, s tudy ing the science, or art, of buying more cheaply and selling at a better profit t han most store ma nagers. But he had succumbed to pneumo nia, w hile in Paris, and hi s eldest so n, Dav:d , then at Cambridge, be'c a me II the boss. 11 He began the s tudies whi ch his father had left, and became greatly interested in the immense department s tore in New York.

The git'ls imagined he was a little , thick set J ew, uninteresting a nd very close, w herefore t he following rema rk fro m D ora: II No·w, girls, you must not vaste so mu ch strin g and ba ber in tying u p dose stockings. Chu st roll elem up a little , ti ght pall (ball) and it von't take so much str;ng den . \,Vith th is remark t he litt le mimic went to the cloak room, wearing a frown and scoldin g the girls a long- the way.

As she left the cloak room, she was coilfro ntEd by a tal l, handsome, yo ung ma n .

"You have d ropped thi s, I beli eve , M ada moi£clle--er--."

II Fa nish , " quickly added Dora as she took the glove ." I thank you . " That was a ll. So coldly clone, but both t hou gh t they had nE.ver £cen such an attractive person.

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" Let's go to t he movies to ni ght, g; rls. suggested Helen.

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M y treat, you know,"

I'm sure I' m willing," cam e from both Mary and J ulia.

What's wrong w;t h D ora? S he 's been dream;n' all day."

Nothin g, g'. rls, b ut I don' t want to go . I am tired of watching n ice young men fall in love with nice young grils. I t doesn 't happen in real life. I guess I 'll head fo r home. T oday is pay day, and the family will be glad to see me, " D ora sa:d with just a fa int, wistful smile.

B ut going ho me, her heart rebelled . Why must she go home and sit read ing, in a stuffy flat, o n a night like this? She would go to Demalt i's ! W hy hadn' t she tho ugh t of ;t before? Yes, she would be rich for just one night! She would dine wit h t he wealthy if it took all her p3.y da y check. " If I onl y had the gi rls--1 hate to go a lone." She hesitated .

Bu t t hen Julia couldn 't afford it, a nd it wouldn't do to go without her. " So she decided to go a lone. T he wealt hy who partonized Demalti's wo uldn 't worry her.

Eight-thirty fo und her silting at a table wit h shaded candles on i t, and eating dishes whose names she couldn't pronounce.

Suddenl y Dora's eyes expanded and a sligh t blush crept into her cheek, fo r towards her table came the tall , handsome man who had handed her her glove ! He did not notice her , apparently, but t ook a table in front of hers.

The m a n ate hastily and finished when Dora was pult;ng on her coat, a waiter standing respectfu lly by her side, waiting for the money. She saw the bill was fou r dollars and th irty five cents, over a t hir d of her pay , but she reached clown i nto her little bag with a contented smile. I t was wor th it, s he though t, to be among t he envied rich , if only fo r a路dinner.

But horrors! what made her bag feel so empty! Only a few d imes and a nickel ! Oh! why had she come? She surely m ust have lost o r misla id the check. No, she hadn't mislaid it, she t hought, and it m ust be there somewhere----------. B ut it wasn't. I t was useless to argue w ith the waiter. Oh! what coul d she do?

But, just here a voice s he had heard before, said, "Pardon me, M ada moiselle, b ut cou Id I be of assistance?"

"Certainly not," Dora exclaimed, the idea of accepting a favor fro m a strange, young man , even if he d id look nice, was distasteful lo her. B ut on second "thought, she saw i.t was the only way out.

"If you'd only let me bo.1-row i t till to morrow morning."

T he hill was paid and a ta ll , young man walked home with a pretty young girl that night. " P lease, I w;sh you would give me your add ress r ight away. I must mail you t he money tomorrow. T hen I will take a taxi home.,, " Tf that's the case, "her companion answer ed ," I shall wait a whi le L>efore I give you my add'ress."

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"\i\Tell, if you insist, here it is," hand'.i ng her a card. Dora read by t he ligh l of tbe st ore window : David Stanklestein Stanklestein's Depart_ment Store New York 17 St. Geor'ges P laza P aris.

The card fluttered to the pavement.

"Are you Mr. Stanklestein? \i\lh y, I thought----wh y, I have a confess;on to make!''

And M r. Slanklestein laughed as heartil y when she confessed her mim ;cry, as the girls did who heard a nd saw i t.

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A \veek la ter Julia came over to Dora, and said, "Vvon't you go to th e movies with us tonight?"

"Oh ! I wish I could, but you sec, Mr. Stanklestein asked me to go to Demalti's tonight. And oh, girls 1 I take th at back about it not happening in r-eal life."

"What on earth do you mean, Dora," piped Mary, from t he corner. " "Ni.ce yo ung men falling in love wil11 nice young gVls," laughed Dora, as she slipped out the door.

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xx xx JI o~epb J)tllar.

Josep h Hillar had been in t he nort hern woods of Maine for one year. One cold night while on his way 路to his cabin, he noticed smoke rising heavenwa rd. Could it be possible that some one was in the woods near h is cabin? As he drew near the curling smoke he saw that a tent had been pitched and si.nce he thought he had better be a li ttle more cautious 路he fell on his knees and crept toward the camp. \i\7hen , about five feet from it, he turned sideways, in order to get a gli m pse of the man路 seated before the fire. When he did look, the sight. of the man's face made him draw back quickly. 'vVas it Maurice Regan or was his imagination playi_n g tricks with him? H e d rew closer. Yes, it was Mau r ice Regan, the fellow who had sa id tha t he, Joseph Hilld.r had cheated in the examination for honors in College.

Should he let Maurice know that he was t here or should he keep quiet? After a few min u tes thinking, he decided to keep qu iet, for it made him angry every Lime he thought of that day in College, although the faculty had said n othing and Joseph with the humiliat;on fled to Maine. He was innocent , but. wou ld not his flight prove that he was guilty? \i\7ell, he had acted upon an impuke, and he must make the best of it. Turning around , he crept cautioulsy out of Maurice's sight,

then he walked quickl y to his own camp , a short distance away, but hidden fr.om view by lar ge trees and heav y underbrush . It was n ine o'clock , Joseph's customary hour of retiring, but he could not sleep to-night , so he gathered his weapons, for the next day's hunting tr ip.

While doing this, his mind went back to the old d ays and he pictured to himsel_f what would have been, had everything gone ri ght. He wondered what M au rice R egan could be doing here, but n o answer came to hi s t houghts. At eleven o'clock, he thr'ew himself on his cot and a few minu tes later was asleep.

At seven o'clock next morning, he was ready fo r his hunting tri p .

As he started out, he made a detour, in order to avoid Maurice camp.

J oseph was out all morning and after shooting a few small animals, started on his return trip. On his way, he had to cross a brid ge a bout three feet wide. As he was abou t to cross he noticed that the wires and rope which held t he brid'ge were broken. T o get to camp, be must make a detour of t wo m;les. There was no o ther way, fo r the flood two days before had caused , the water to rise to a very dangerous height and the strength of the current made it i.mpossible to swim across. J oseph shuddered as he t hought of seeing anyone in those waters. Glancing up t o his amazement, he saw Maurice Regan walking across the bridge.

J oseph gesticulated wildly but in vain . M a urice did not recognize J oseph and didn't understand what be said , because th e roar of the water drowned all human sound.

Maurice reached the middle of the bridge when a ll of a sudden , came a crash as the last rope broke, and M aurice fell ;nto the roaring wa ters below. J oseph was horrified , but throwing all prudence to the winds, he j umped in the water where he had last :::een M aur;ce. Maurice, J oseph knew, could not swim enough to help himself and J oseph wondered if he had been right in thinking he shou ld rescue Maurice. For what was Maurice to him ? Wh ile these thoughts were prefising t hrough J oseph's mind, he had been coming nearer and nea rer to Maurice. Ma urice was almost unconscious but had enough sense left, to realize his position and what it would mea n if he grasped his re~;cuer' s neck. Who was his rescuer? He atte mpted to look around but a large waYe knocked him u ,der the water, a nd he lost consciousness.

I t was a hard stru ggle for J oseph but a fter what seemed ages lo him, he reached t he shore . There he built a fire and attempted to revive Maurice. A few mi nutes later, Maurice opened his eyes. Hi s astonia hmenl was unbot.nded. \,\Then ah le to speak he exclai,mccl, " J oseph Hillar, have I found you at last?" J oseph wondered what he meant but simply replied, " I am J oseph Hi lia r, Maurice R egan." The tone ' J oseph u sed mad e Maurice wince, but he con linued, " I have been looking for you fo r three month's. PleaEe do not interrupt me until I haYe finiEhed . T o begin with, I did a ver y cowar'rll y t hing in accusing you of cheating, but I was so dishono rab le that I didn't care. I wanted t hat

schol arship and l knew lhal only you were ahead of me so I was low enough to accuse you of cheating. You going away only confirmed my convictions and I '"as safe. But , I will not go into de tail. I was found to be sadly lacki ng in lhe direction of honesty. I was expelled from College and ha ve been hunting for you ever since, to tell you that you need no l feel afraid to go back. You arc innocent, and I am ashamed to ask y ou to forgive me, for 1 d id a thing not easily fo rgiven."

Joseph was asto nished, but he felt he could not say anything to Maurice for he was yet too ang ry lo forgive him. So he turned from Maurice and w:th head high and the light of a future in his eyes, ,~alked swiftly away.

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\lrimers.

Far .d own the road a speck ot d u.st appeared, then approached nearer and nearer. V,Thcn it was but a short distance away, the little grotip on the street co!'ne r of a small Sou the'rn town, recognized the form of a troope r. For one hr\cf moment he s topped t.o shout, "The Br;tish are Coming," Jackson says all those who can gel a gun to be in New Orleans by s undown," and was then off again, soon becoming another speck of dust on the horizon.

In the group was a boy, H:ram vVoocl, not more than twelve years of a ge, and his young hea rt was stirred by the troo1:er ' s words. He d:slinclly remembered the old musket tha t was hanging above the fireplace at home, for h;s grandfather ha<l carried it t hrou gh the Revolu tionary war. EvPn now it might have bern in use , ;f his father had r ot been killed a year before, wit h Lhe musket in his ha nds. The bo y was brought out of his revery by some one else speaking. "All lhose goin g, be ready in fifteen minutes," the voice sa;cl.

J n half that t ime Hiram was home, se;zed the musket and a horn of powder, kissed his mo ther goocl-b~ie and was back again. No one said anylhing about his youth , fo r it was a time when it depended on the gun, and not on lhe age of the soldier. By sundown t he little party reached New Orleans and repor ted to General Jackson.

Fortifications were lhrown up and breastworks m ade of cotton. The next day the Br;lish attacked, and , as history tells us, were repulsed with g rea t loss. This was the last battle of the war and Hfram Woods r eturned home, carrying the old mus ket with him. ' Many years passed , but when still a young man his mother diEd, and he was left alone , except for his g un. He became deeply a ttached lo it, he used it for hunting a nd never forsook it for a newer type of gun .

Later the Civil VJar br'okc out and he enlisted, but when he found he would have to leave the musket behind a nd take the army rifle, he re-

signed and left the army. Soon as people passed him on the street, t hey would s mile and poinl significently to their heads.

Twenty-five more years passed and the time for a new century began to draw nea r. Hiram V.Toods, was now an old man and was considered partly "insane, a lthough it did not bother him in the least. One morning he posted the following letter.

Secretary of 'vVar. Washington , D. C. Dear Sir:Could you do me t he favo r of coming to Ste me some 路 time soon?-------Whatever else was in the letter was never known , but it must have been v itall y important, for in a few days the Secretary of wa r did go to see Hiiam Woods, taking with him th ree of the towns most prc min ent men. The Qu a rtet started t owards the mountain, \i\Tood carry ing the case in which the musket was usua lly kept. The strangers smiled as they glanced at the case but did not offer to turn back.

When t hey reached the base of the mountains, the party proceeded unt il they came to t he edge of the foresL. Here they paused and Hiram glanced abou t. Three miles distant stood a large buck, antlers nearl y th ree feet across, and with his sensitive nose tilted slight ly in t he air, as ;f sniffing for any s;gns of danger. From the case Wood too k , not the old muske t , but instead a new ki nd of r1fle, its barrel made of the best b lue steel, and its stock of polished hard wood. H e inserted a cai:_tridge and after adjusting the sights, aimed and fi red . T o th ose watch ing It seemed as t hough the buck gave one great leap into the a ir and then fell mot ionlern lo the ground.

F or a momen l t he watchers were spell bound at the length and trueness of the shot, and then turned to congratulate the inYentor of the wonderful gun. But Hi rarn 'vVoods, as he w;tnessed the resu lt of the shot, wi th a look of in'describa ule joy on his face fell Lo the ground------dcad .

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xx xx JMollp 庐'Rourke 1Leabes 1!,enpeck j!}ollow.

Molly O'Rourke threw her satchel down on the ground nea r her and looked in disgust at the rickety sign above the door of t he little station. " H enpeck Hollow!" she exclaimed. " I wonder why t hey named ; t after old H enry Peck! Sure an' I could 'a' t hought o' a biller name t h an tha t!" " Hy there, you Mister 13rassbu ttons ! " she called to the stout, rec.I-faced old man who sold t ickets at the w;ndow. "When does this Henpeck Limited ' come ? Inclade, if I don 't git started in less'n twenty-

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three h ours an' sixty minutes, I 'll m iss entering the select school fur young ladies together 路with secin' me cousin Lir.dy."

"Whot's That, Miss?" and the old stationmaster poked his head out of the window and gazed at h er in surprise. "Be y'u leavin' us?"

"That's what I am, Mr. B rassbuttcns," affir rr.cd Molly. "Yissir, I a lavin' ye. I 'm agoin', a s I said onct before, to a young ladies' Eelect school, as me cousin Lndy says. Mc cousin Lindy says ;t the only t hing that '11 take the -- I furgit the 路words she says but :t means -- countryfication -- out o' me. Not that I want it taken out o' me! Don't let ye'rself believe that fur a minute, Mr. Brassbutlons. Faith an' I would n't change the way o' me talkin' fur wurld's o' iducation. No one <last say anythin' agin the 1r;sh way o' spakin' fur -- " "No doubt Miss, no doubt," said th~ old ma n who had not heard half she said. "But don' y'u think y'u need a t icket? Er__ P 'raps y'u don' have nothing ter buy her with, eh, M;ss?"

"Visser, M r. Brassbuttons, yisser I hav e t hat. Say, Mister, con fidentialiy spakin', what does h ave to go to school fur?I niver 路was in a train but me cou sin Lind y says the " Henpeck Limited" is a n 'odious, abominable' line whativer that may-be!"

"Stand back, M iss;' ' cau ti oned the station m aster so lately christened Mr. B rassbuttons. "Here she comes. Step Lively now!

There you ar e!" And Moll y found herself on t he platform.

Suddenly Molly clutched his a r m frantically.

"Oh, Mr. Brassbuttons!" she screamed . " I clean fu rgot Henry Ezra, as me cou sin Lindy calls h im bein' th e namesake of h er uncle's s tep cousin ! Whativer'll I do! " "Wot 's that, Miss?" inquired Mr. B rassbuttons see:n g someth'ng was wrong but un ab le to hear what she sa:d. Thereupon Molly screamed it a ll over aga in, first to the poor old st ation master and next to the astonished young conductor who had jusl issued from the car. " I s there anything I can do in the matter?" at last asked the conductor looking in dismay al the woe begone countenance before him.

"How long will it take you to get your brother a11 d bring h ;m back? 'vVe have n't much ti me."

"Me brother!" laug hed Molly astounded at the very thou gh t. "He ai n' t no kin-- or he cla'.ms no rela tionship, -- as me cousin Lindy says, -- o' mine. He ain't no no boy, he's a goat ! I 'll go and get him. Wait fur me!" And Moll y ran swiflly down the road .

"Wal, I swan! " said old Mr. B rassbuttons who did not com p'r ehend what was going on. "Don' that b~at all?"

"We are wasting t ime," observed the conductor, "but as we are a ha lf hour late now, I guess it will not m; i<e any difference if we are a few minutes later. H ere comes that girl wit h her goat. I suppose I will have to go t o the trouble of unlocking the door to the baggage car.

Bring the a nimal over here, Miss, and we will make baggage of him in no ti me! " " Henry Ezra is not baggage and he never 路will be unless J am too!" exclaimed Molly looking proudly down on a thin, dirty, scraggly goat besides her. " Hen ry! vVhere is your manners!" scolded M oily. "Make a bow to the gentleman."

Henry Ezra rolled his eyes sleepily in the direction indicated and shambled clum sily down on his two front knees. " \i\Tell, Miss, "the conductor said slowly, " If you wish to take that rem:irkab!e goat along with you, you will have to put him int.he baggage or. There is absolu tely no cho-ice on you r part. Now, don't contradict!" " l 'm 11.o t contradictin' to ye but where ye put Henry Ezra that's where ye' ll put me an' ye've got me ultimatum on thal, as me coisun Lndy says."

So Molly and Henr y Ezra were ushered back to the baggage car a1~cl in sp:te of many remonstrances on th e part of the conductor and the 'Wal, I swans' of Mr. Brassbuttons, Molly install ed herself comfortable on the floor of the ca r wedged in tightly between two boxes. Henr'y Ezra was t ied to a era Le at the extreme end of the car with i;oth ing in his reach, "fur" as Molly wisely predicted, "his appetite is monstrous.

H e's fori<l of anythin' ye put before hi m and tha t's how I can keep him fur when I r'u n short o' vittuals -- things capable of bein' ea ten , as me cousin Lindy my:, -- I jist turn him loose. Onct he went over to Mrs. Leonard's acrost the alley and ct -- I mean devoured -- her clothes line and two of her uncles' shirts who was a'visitin' them. I had to call the doctor-I mean he required medica l treatment, as me cousin Lind y says, a fterwards. When Henry Ezra go t the 'tater salad off Mrs. Tamas Brown's pantry window what she had made fur th e church supper she says Lo me--" But here th e door was closed abruptly and even Molly did not find it sufficiently amusing to talk to the open air. In a short t ime she reached her destination and the conductor helped her and th e goat off without much ceremony. Molly watched the train as it moved away and disappeared around a curve.

(Concluded next month.)

ADVISORY BOARD Prof. W. G. Briner.

M r. \i\Tayne B. Krebs.

M iss Caroli ne Buckhout .

Edward Owens, M;Idrcd Ailman , H erman F islwr, S heldo n H o man, Calvin Graham, Wi llia m Smith, William B la isdell , Ru t h Kapp, Hazel H artsock, Belle Ailman , Curtis Watts, Dona ld Bell,

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October , 1U 16

No. 1.

O n Septernbu the 29th Hig h Schoo l operccl fo r a nother year ,-:ccom panicd with all th e hurry an d confusion tha t UEL.all y attend the cr,en ing of schoo l.

For some the opening of school means the beginning of four or less years of pleasant wo rk, while for others it means, merely the performing of many duties which t hey go to rather reluctantly. For those who have the beginning of the end in view, namely, graduation th is year should tc a year of pleasure. Pleasure in work however and not merely pastime.

From the la rge number present, it is qu;le evident t hat more are taki ng the advantage every year of t he gift 路w hich th e Stale has put withi n reach of almost evc1y s tudent, namely, that of a High School education.

Furthermore it is an undisputed fact that those who succeed in life are those who a re the best equipped. And i t is they who arc capable of giving the gt;calcst sctvi'ce lo Lhe worl d. With the~e things in v iew, let us all work Logell, cr.and make th is yea r one of the best in our school life.

As spokesman fo r the entir_e school the" Maroon and G-r~ty," ex lends a hearty wclc:on-.e to a ll our teachers. vVe are especially glad lo sec rn many of our old t cache\-s back again , for we know that in them we have fr'iemls that can be r'clicd upon . To the new meml;o- of the faculty, Mr. Brennen, we extend a hearty welcome. We hope that he will fii,d the same loyally in us that we a rc sure of findin g in one who enters into his work with the eagerness and en th u siasm which he h as shown, especially on t he Foot-Ball field .

Le t us not forget one t h ing 路which most of t he teachers emphasized at the opening of school, n amely, co-operation, 1::oth with the teachers and with each other. Let every one keep fully a live to the test interests of thz school and work towards t hat end, or the greatest success can not be attainfd.

T o new students a nd t he freshman class the " Maroon and Gray, " extends a hearty welcome and we invite yo u to help in anyway you see fit, especia lly from a literary standpoin t, for this pa rt is sadly in need of some recru'_ting at t he present time.

From t he very begining let us all work toget her fo r the one greatest encl, in view, that of a better c:lucation and a higher standard of usefulness.

Vve arc here for another year of school, ai:d with school work comes the pleasure of being associated with each otl: er. Lc-t us work together to ma ke t his year tetter than last year or any of the preced ing yea rs of our school life.

The Maroon and Gray extends a welcome to Prof. Bri.r_er who was wlth us last year, and to Miss Bu ckhout, Mies J or.cs an:! Mr. Krebs.

We wish our n ew teacher, Mr. Brenner, success. vVe arc always sorry to lose n' emcers from ou r school but we are glad to have others come in to take thei r placcf:. vVc hor,e the new scholars w;)l enter our school spir;L and help to n: a1..e things go.

\Ve welcome the Freshmen into ou r school and trust that in a few months they will seem more wholly civilized than t hey do at present.

Freshmen, in a year or two you will be t he publishers of this paper and the main leaders in everything t hat is done in the school, so take the oppor tunity to prepare for, it now.

We feel greatly the need of a larger school building. On account of the unusually 'large Freshma n Cla ss and a number of scholars who entered the othe'r classes t he bui lding is quite inadequate. We hope by next year to have a n extension bu;!t so t hat more can be acc'ommodated.

If we want to have a good school paper we m us t have the cooperat ion of a ll the members of the staff, and 11ot only of the staff b ut of t he school.

Let us all work together for the benefi t of t he school and raiEe the standard of education to a higher plane.

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PAREN T-TEACHERS MEETING. The first Parent-Teachers Meeting was held September 28, 1916 m the Grades Building. Th e meeting was opened by the reading of the minutes.

Most of the time was taken up in discussing the work that is being done on the playground. Mr. Da le gave a repo1:t of what has b een done a nd we hope to have a good foo tball a nd baseball field when t he work is completed.

T he committee for taking ca re of the pictures which were p urchased las t yea r bas clone nothing towards hav ing them framed on account of lack of funds. Some of the pictures will be fra m ed now with what money is av a ilable and th e rest la t er. I t will be a fine thin g to have pictures ins tead of bare walls to look at.

On account of school being delayed this year it will he necessary for us to get down to real work more promptly. Let us waste no time in doing so. 'vVe fee.I hi ghl y complimented to have a number of Boalsburg folks to our school fo r post-graduate work. We bid t hem welcome and bid them success.

The Se.n ior cl ass prom ises to he the largest ever graduat,d from t.he St ate College High S chool.

Owi ng to the large enrollment i t was found necessary to move a g reater part of t he Senior class in the class rooms for chapel.

Severa l of the Alumni have heen ba,k to visit us. Among t he callers were Boyd K app, " J ake " Brenna n, Laird Bell, " Phi l " Robb, " Count " Heve rl y, "Brof" J ackso n and others. All mernbe1:s of the '16 class.

The large number of students has made i t necessary for the S uperin tenclen t to engage some stuc.len ts of the College to t ake charge of pa rt of the classes.

D on't forge t that t he new books you received sho uld be returned m good condi tion at the end of the year.

ALUMNI

By I. M.A. N u t a n<l U. R . C razy

Harold, a lias "Windy, " Williams ' 12 has a ccep ted a pos1tton as teacher a nd Athletic Director a l Williams port Dick inson Semina ry.

Miss Maud Krumrine '12 has r ecent.'ly become a " school m arm."

This will give "Bill" Etters '15 one more na me for h5.s list of callers nex t summer. " Runt" Shirk '14 has practically won a place fo r himself in t he varsity wrest ling team at Penn State for the coming win te r.

William Foster '15 was employed in t he mun ition tactories i n the vicinity of Swissvale, this s urnm ei\ Hugh, alias, " Sleepy " Miller '16 has recently accepted a position in the iron mil!s near Lewistown, Pa.

Twenty-two out of the twenty-five of the class of HJ16 have entered Penn St.ate this fall. One of the other three remaining is going to enter M t. H olyoke College for Young Women.

"Skinny" \i\Tebber, 'lfi has decided not to return to Penn State this yea r. Nor'man Edmiston, '14 has given up being a school teacher and has entered Penn State with the class of 1019.

D uring the summer some of the class of H)l 6 were working in the var ious parts of the state. " J ake " Bren nan, "Phi l " R ob , and "Count" Heverly were out near Pitts burg. "Ha rmony "Bell was at " P hila'. " a nd "Bonehead" D a le was manag ing (?) a farm clown in Sommerset Co., Pa. During the summer some of the a lumni played base-ball in the Sunday school league and covered them selves with glory, and--d ust.

SENIOR Mary Lytle.

Twas a line bright day in September, As t he clock was approaching nine, That the good old class of 1917 Got their scattered ranks in line.

Among t he fine sights t hat greeted us was Raymond in h is automobile, a nd there upon a ll of us sought the friendship of the man at the wheel.

At t he first Senior class meeting the following officers were elected; Wi lliam Blaisdell, P resident. Edward Owens, Vice-President. Hazel Haqtsock, Secret a ry and T reasurer. Ma ry Lytle, C lass Reporter.

May t hey have the cooperation of every member of the class to the best interest of 1917.

"Tis t he age of speed." Watch R ussel I shier read Germ an .

M r. Brenner (In Physics) J oe" Expla in the inertia of the Ay wheel."

J oe, (Just waking from one of his dreams of Dubois) "G uess it must be the wheel t he Ay sits on.

T he class of 1917 promises to be t.he largest ever graduated from S. C. H. S. We realize that th is is the last of four pleasant years of work together Let us do our part lo make it the most profitable of them a ll.

I t is wi th no small amount of pleasure that the Senior class welcomes our Boalsburg friends, who wish to take adva ntage of the four t h yea rs work offered by the State College H igh School. The folks have a lready proven themselves valuable addition to the Senior class.

JUNIOR Pauline Ov,.ens.

T he hopes of last years Soph 's have been full y realized now t hat we

a re Juniors. Al though we are the smallest class in S. C. H. S. we hope to prove ourselves to be quali ty instead of qua ntity.

We regret very much that a few of our class mates have failed to retur'n to School this year bu t we welcome those who have come to take their places. The new members a re, the M;sses Gertrude McClenen and Frances Way. Also H a mmond T ablet. J ohn l shler, Karl benhuth a nd Wayne K eller have again retu rned lo join the class of J9J8.

Among the missing members of o ur class a re: Tva H ummer, Esther Moffet, Stanley Kains and Luther Kline. vVe wish them success where ever they may be.

R a lph Heberl'ng, oneof our former meml::ers has joined t h e a1rr.y and is now doing boarder duty.

H ave you noticed t hat our class P residen t sits in the front row?

We a ll knew that Sheldon was a brave boy, but we did not expect him to go to the front so soon.

A problem for the B lane Geomet ry class: Theorem; I f Lucretia Way ($) 200 Lbs. What is Elizabeth 's Waite?

R andall Gr,aham (Reci t ing in Eng. Lit. Class) "And so Caedmon retired and went to bed ."

If anyone s.ho uld chance to hear so me strange noises from the Junior row, don't be a la rmed fo r we are begining to study German.

The following officers have been elected for the com;ng year : S heldon H oman , P res. Musser Rupp, Vice-President. E lla Boose, Secy. and Treasurer.

SOPHOMORES Hele n \,Voodruff The class of 1919 has an enrollment this yea r of a l~out t hirty, a few of t hem being comparat;vely recent. additions.

At our first class meeting the elections "ere as follO\rn: P res ident, David Holmes. Vice-President, Eller Hassel. Secretary an d Treasurer , George Frear. R epresentative in high school senate, Richa rd Ernesti.

D o you know why the class of J9]!) is the best. ever? \,Veil, they planted beans and some of them grew.

Did you know- - - Tha t roots grew from the ground?

That the sophomores have renewed their last year's leai,e on "well" and "wh y?"

Warning t o a ll other English clasEes, keep to lhe right (of Miss Buckhout).

Scholastic.

Obedient.

Pedantic. (Can you gues3n Handsome.

O ccasional Happenings.

Magisterial.

Obliging.

Real.

Ear'nest.

Sincere.

Allogether lhcy arc a lmost loo good to lJe t1 ue.

FRESHMEN

Jpssc Sarson .

Special atte ntion is called to the fact that the dass of 1920 is by fa r lhe largesl class ever admitted lo S. C. H. S. The following class officu s ha ve been elected; P resident, J a mcs Hoy. Vice-Prcs;dcn t, Otto Scolt. Secy. and Treas. James Foster. Ass't. business Mgr. M. G. Will\am S mith. Class reporter, Jesse Sarson.

We are proud of Lhe fact that five members of our class are on the Var;;ity fool ball squad'. 'vVe a lso expect to see some of our members m the orchestra.

S mit hy; They are no t going to make matches ary longer.

Otto; Why? Smithy ; Because they a re l01~g enough.

Clifton Piertc.

H erbert Glenn.

Thomas I. Mairs .

Lee Robb.

Hutch:nson M itchell.

R a lph Kern.

John Hess D ean Webber.

William Smith.

M ar ga ret \Villiams .

Stella Bat hga te.

Helen K line.

J ames Foster.

J ames Hoy.

On account of the delay in the openin g of schools, we have r.ol, as yet, received any exchanges. We are glad to say that last yea r we received many well anranged papers filled with good material from which we obtained valuable suggestions.

Co-operation is a very important factor, and what we need is to i11ter-change ideas and to offer criticisms on other High School papers.

We wish to state here that we "路ill receive kindly any c riticisms which our exchanges care to offer. We are sure that no one can fai l lo appreciate the val ue of exchanges, and we hope to have many throughout the year.

How dear to our heart is the pr ice of subscription, When generous subscribers present it to view!

Of the one who won't pay we ref'rain from descri'pticn, For, perhaps, gentle r'e ader, that one may be you.

Ex. Nita- "You don't love me?"

Cu r t-" I do.''

N ita-"Then why doesn't your chest go up and down like the heroes in the movies. '' Gussie B., a noted suffragette: "Oh, if t he L ord had only made me a man.

Grace \T\l., "Maby He did, dear, and you can't find him."

FOOT BALL. The foot bal l for HJ16 is as follows:Octobcr 7 Central State Normal School, al Lock H aven. October 28 Williamsport Hig h at State College . . November~ 路 4 Huntingci'on High, at Hunt1ngdon.

November 11 Lewisburg High, at Lewisn burg. November 18 Huntingdon High, l al State College. November 30, Dubois Hi gh, at Dubois.

It was necessary for us to shor~en our schcclulc this year on account of the late opening of school.

The present schedule is on'c of t he hardes t for a number of years, considerin g the fact that six varsi ly men will n ot report for duly th:s year, thus making i t necessa ry for the coach to build up a team out of new material.

The first ga me of th e season was los t lo o ur old ri vals, Central State Norm a l School, by the score of 48-0.

T he High School played together in no respect. T he interference was poor and the li ne was exceptionall y so o n the defense. Two forward passes were successful ; these being from Corl to Ernesti.

Captain M ease won t he toss and Bell kicked to Normals ten yard line. After a series of end runs a nd li ne smashes the ball was carried lo High's eleven yard line, where it was fumbled and recovt:red by State College . High after fail ing to make first down kicked to the Normal who scored t he firsl tou ch clown, after a series of end runs. 路T he second tou ch dow n was scored aft'cr several passes and f ncl runs been put in to service by the Norma l team. The fumble by Zigler towar.d th e end of the firsl half caused Normal to m ake a nother touch down , a fter poor defensive playing by our ends.

In the third quarter our team showed a decided improvement, when by work:ng several forward passes , and by some spectacular running

by Corl the ball ,vas carried fo r four consecutive first downs , to Norma l's seven yard line , where we we re heU for downs.

The game cncle<l wi th the ball in Nor mals poss~ssion on State College's forty yard line. Corl proved to be very strong in both the offer sive and defensive for Hi gh School.

Ganaposkie was a very strong offensiv e player , w hile captain Mitchell

proved his ability as a player fo r t he N ormal wh; le on the defense.

It is hoped that the team will show marked improvement io the remaining games which will all be hard ones.

Line Up:Central State Normal School.

Sta t e College H;gh School.

Ernesti ....... ......... . Right end . . .. ....... Mitchell. (Capt.)

Scott ... .. . ....... . .... Right t ackle .. ....... Yarrison Owens . ..... .. .. . ...... Right guard ... ... ... Black.

Mease (Capt.) ..... . ..... Center . ... ... . . .... O'Toole G. Homan ....... .... ... L. Guard ... . . .. ..... Davis ..

Bell ... .. ....... . . . . . ... L. T ackle ... . . . ..... Confer.

T ressler ...... . . . . . . .... L. End . .... ........ . Zellers.

T albot ... .. . ..... ...... Q. Back ........ . ... Ganaposkie.

Zigle r . . . . .... . .... .. ... L. Ha lf-back . . .. . . ... A. Carson .

Graha m .. . .. . . . . .. . . . . . R. H alf-bac k ........ Donahue.

Corl . ......... .. .. ..... F ull-back .... . .. .... Frazier.

Substitutions :-Bla ;sdell fo r Tressler, H unter for Bell , Bell for Hunte r, Fisher for Talbot, T albot for F ;sher, Tressler for E rnesti, C. Carson fo r Donahue. Time of quarters 10 and 12 minutes.

Referre:-Donahue of Lock H aven. Umpire, Brenner, of State College , Our team was out weighed considerabl y by t he Norma l team , and it was through the scattered defcnsi ve playing of th e High School rather tha n the perfect team work of the Normal t hat won the game for them .

Mr. and Mrs. K rebs were drawling over a late breakfast after a ni.gh t at an ul tra-sm a rt party .

Mr.-" Was it you I kissed ir: the conservatory last night? " Mrs.-After, looking at h;m fo r a while replied "About what time was it'?

Freshman- " I thought that you t ook a lgebra last year?"

Sophomore- " I di1d h ut t,hc facu lty encored me. "-Ex. These worcls we re found in an adve路r ti f_erner.t of a nursing bottle company, "When the bab y is done d rinking it must 1::e unscre,,ed and laid ;n a cool place under a t ap. If th e baby dOf s not th rive on fresh milk it shou ld be boi led . " - Youth's Companion .

Cl;fton Pearce-" P a, is a man's wife one ha lf of him?"

Pa.-"That's what we are told my son."

Clifton- " If a ma n marries t wicE. there's nothing left of him i.s th'e re." " My wife is liab le to seas:ckn ess," sa id a passenger, "what could I do in case of an a ttack ?"

You needn't do anything," said th e captain. "She'll do a ll that's necessar y. " You can lead a horse to wat er But you cannot m~ke h ;m cir.i nk.

You can ride a Latin pony But you cannot m ake him think.-Ex. Prof. Briner in Algebra- " Now it is this way, numbers a re both concrete and abst.ract; for example, yo u can't t a ke th ree cats from five horses or two peach(S from one pear.,; Li'ttle Freshy in t he rear- " Yes but you can take two qua rts of m ilk from one cow. " .

Owner of motor car to chauffeu r -" Have you a ny recommendation from your last employer?"

Chauffeur-"No sir; but I can get you one in the course of a month or so.''

Owner- " Why the delay?"

Chauffeur-" He's in t he hospital. "-Ex. P rof.-" Is t here any relation between the animal and vegetable kingdom ? " Stu掳d'e- " H ash!"

Son- " I tol'd you not to ma ke me take a bath, ma.

M other-"Why, J ohn ny?"

Son-" Now look how pla in that hole shows in my sock . "- Ex. II IJi'bby" Holmes- " I have a dog that will howl every time a ny body playes t he piano."

Law1:ence R. - " Oh! That's n othing, I know a woman t hat acts the same \\'ay."

FOR RASTUS COULD RUN A near r路ace r iol happened in a southern tow n. T he negroes gather The whites fi red the ir ed in one crowd and the whites in anolhet revolvers into the ai r and t he negroes took Lo their heels. Next clay a plantation owner said to one of his men : "Sam , we1:c you in that crowcHhal ga thered last. night ?"

"Yassir." "'Did you r'u n like the wind , Sam ?"

"No, sir. I didn't run like the wind, deed I <licln'L. But I passed two others t hat was run ni n' like. t he wind . " J ones- " He cloes'nt Lalk much . " Smith-" No H e's a n economical sort of a liar . " W hat an awful sight t hat woman is.

Yes my dear, but isn't she stylish.?

Ada m gave a rib and got a wife.

A soldier from t he front gave seven and Lhen ma rried his red cross nu rse. T his shows t he increased cost of living.

Eddy 0. (Sitt ing on the front porch smoking) "Now '111 blow you . " a nng.

Belle .- " Oh Eddy, This is so sudden . " Dentist- " Do you want a ny gas today."

"Bi'll " Bla isdell- "No! You have1;'t eaten a ny onions today."

The little daught er of a minister came into the st udy while t he minist er was wri t ing his sermon and a fter a long silence said "Does God tell you what to write?"

"Yes" answered the loving father. " Then why do yo u scratch so much of it out."

"Dick " Ernesli- " I met o ur new minister t he other clay and he asked me if I ever played ma rbles on S unday."

Ma mma-" And what <lid you say?"

II Dick"- " I said 'get behind me Satan ' and came home."

"Bobby," inquired the mother, " did you wash your face and hands before t he m usic teacher came?"

Bobby- " Yes mother."

Mamma-"And your ears too?"

"Well I washed the ones that would be next to her."

Were you ever arrested before?

Now yer (I C H ) honor do I look like andameychewer .

Houskeeper-" I ordered a dozen eggs and you only sent me eleven . " Grocer- " Well, ma'am, you see, the other one was a bad one and I did'nt suppose you'd want it.

A day or two ago a farmer sold a pig to oPe of his neighbors and the next day he happened to go past that farm an d saw t he little boy s:tting on the fence in tentively watching the new pig.

"Hello, Tommy; How's t he p:g today?"

T ommy-" Oh! He's a lright, how's all your folks?''

A short story Wl.'iter is the funnies t thing in the wo rl d.

Why? Don't the:r tales come out of their heads .

A Post Office Romance F riendship, N. Y. Love, Va. K issime, Fla. Ring, Ark. Parson, K y.

She-" How did you like Mrs. Hoag's d ress she wore to t he party last night?"

H e- "Oh! There was'nt much to :t.

She-------" \i\lhy, John."

Sop.- " For what is Sw;tzerland n oted?"

Fresh.-" I suppose for Swiss cheese.

Soph.- " Oh! Something stronger, might;er, grande r , and more expressive."

Fresh.-" Lim burger.

(Found in the back of Curtis Wat t's German book).

Oh, Happy day, Oh, Happy cfay , When I can t hrow this book away.

W hen R astas J ohnson's son a r~ived, He looked jus t like his poppy.

I n fact, de doctah done declared He was a car:bon c'o py.

"Red D ale drove into town and hitched his team to a telegraph pole.

"Hey, Yelled t he cop . "You can't hitch your team to t hat pole. " "Cai;i't hi tch to that pole?" said Red., "What have you got that sign there for that says, 'Fine for Hitching ?

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You shall be t he tty, I sha l,~ be so svveet You 'JI get stuck o n I ".

Eddy 0. after escorting Marga ret Lowry to her seal in physics Lab. "May I sit on your right ha nd" Margaret- " Cer.tainly not, I must have tl,zt to wri te wit h and bPsides a chair woul d I.Je mo re comfo?table . " Krebs (in German class) "Name the moclals?"

Eliza . Conner- " I sn't Nahmen one ?"

N ila. McMahon- "Naw, he's in t he B ible."

Brenner surely makes little things count.

C lose fisted is he ?

No; he teaches the fresh men Algebr a .

Brenner in Physics class: What property of matter is l his M iles? ln penetrability M iles Thomas-(floating) "Who's she?''

The t ree said, " I ' ll be stumped".

The book said, " I 'll be bound."

The br~rnch said, " I 'll be switched."

The clam said, " I 'll be deviled."

The razor said, " I 'I I l1e hon ed . " T he st'ream said , " I ' ll be clam med." "~That made that ma n leave so su ddtnly?" asked a regula r custon:er of a restaurant. ~ la iter- " \i\lhy he askt:d me for sau,:agc and l t.olcl him tha t we were just oul but I t old him if he wou ld wail a minute t hat I 'd gel t he cook to make him so me. " "Well , what has that got to d o with hi m leav ing so rapidly?" " Well , as I was going out I a ccidently stepped on the dogs tail and he yelped. " A li ttle boy and his fathe r were crossing a field in which sheep were past uring and the lit.tie fellow seeing a ram said, "vVh a t are t hose curly thi ngs on the side of his head ?"

To tb:s the fathe r replied, "They are horns."

S uddenly the ram bleated and the little I.Joy was heard lo say, "Whi ch horn did he blow that t ime clad ?"

Wifey (lo hubby)- "What t ime did you ge t home last night ?"

H ubby- " I t was a qua rter of twelve. " \i\lifey- " No, it was t h ree. " H ubby-" Well a in't lhat a quarter of twelve. "

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STUDENT SUPPLIES Edison Diamond Disc Phonographs

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THE MUSIC R00\1

Fire Insurance

Everything in the music _ line

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Next to Post Office

Next to F ye 's Store

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Your Patronage I(indly Solicited.

Banquets .Arranged in Dispatch.

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good warm

Shoes and Furnishings More complete than ever.

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Prices Moderate

the kind you can buy from

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The Enterprise Clothing Store

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Yo:.ir baby if yo u have one, can be enlarged , tinted and framed for $8.70.

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