Steve French

Boarder Terrier.....Named after a mountain cat from The Trailer Park Boys cause I look like a Steve and look a little bit French... when my owners pills kick in and shuts his eyes I go on my missions...enjoy pissing on very expensive things...art,speakers,furniture,stock etc...I have also eaten my way through approx £3,000 in cash over 8 years and sometimes I'm affectionately known as a little cunt....I'm also indestructible in 2010 I fell off the 104ft roof top of my owners building and walked away just chipping a tooth....but when I woke up after having the tooth out I had no bollocks and a plastic vase on my head.