Steven Haal

Let's see. I'm your typical guy with the exception of being 390 lbs. yet only 3'7" tall. I know, I know, that sounds amazing; but I'm not just eye-candy--I drink milk, it does a body good. During the day I do marketing stuff; and am contracted occasionally to sing with the Dallas Opera. Life is incredible--I love to laugh; I like to sing; I like cigars but don't get to smoke one as often as I would like because of the singing; I prefer to spend time with friends or meet new ones; I like to watch movies, and I like to dance--I'm the white guy on the floor that everyone is either laughing at, or jealous of; so I'm not sure if that's good or bad.... I enjoy the romantic aspect of family vineyards and cigar makers--generations of a family out working the field together, being together, supporting each other--I love it. I'm a Christian and consider my faith very important. Being a mature, balanced and consistent Christian is my life-long goal--seems someone important (St. Paul) said that might take a while... I be