Jezebel, an ugly steward “But the people said nothing.” 1 Kings 18:21 Jezebel. The name alone is enough to get you thinking. But while there’s no doubt that she falls firmly in the box marked bad steward, plenty of questions remain. Who was she really? Why was she so bad? What can we learn from her cautionary tale of a life? Jezebel was the wife of Ahab, the one-time king of Israel. As a foreigner and daughter of the king of Sidon there’s no real surprise that she worshipped Baal. Eventually, she encouraged her husband to worship her own gods, in time spearheading a campaign to destroy all the prophets in Israel. Well, nearly all. Elijah was the last man standing, and the wild and crazy ride reached its peak at the famous show-down at Mount Carmel. It was there that the 450 prophets of Baal and the 400 prophets of Asherah failed to match the power of Yahweh, paying with their lives. Threatened by an enraged Jezebel, Elijah fled alone to the desert - partially, though not fully, defeated. Jezebel’s actions were ruthless. She seduced not just a man and a king, but an entire nation. Her word was law and her actions often brutal. When Naboth refused to sell his vineyard to Ahab, Jezebel had him killed at a community prayer service. She took Ahab’s devotion to God and wove it into her plot to rob and murder him. Constructing a web of lies, she accused Naboth of cursing God, projecting onto him her own actions and sin: idol worship. The root of the Hebrew word we translate “idol’ has its roots in the same word for human waste or dung. People who worship idols are not just worshipping their own selves, and the very worst of themselves: their excrement. Jezebel is no different, worshipping herself, her power and her beauty. Even right at the very end of her life she demonstrates her vanity, as Jehu, the new anointed king, leads a