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Drunk but not quite ready to go home? Head to Sociëteit De Pijpela: a place nobody has ever managed to get into sober. What can we say about De Pijpela? It’s actually just one of those places you have to experience for yourself when you’re completely smashed. One thing’s for sure, it’s a good place to end the night. Mon – Wed: 00:00 – 04:00 & Thu – Sun: 00:00 – 05:00 Noordeinde 14a
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Like watching people? In the summer Martes has a great terrace to sit, have a coffee and just watch people walk and cycle by across the small bridge. On a rainy day, sit down at the bar, look outside and do the very same. Mon: 08:00 – 16:00 & Tue – Fri: 08:00 – 17:00 Sat: 09:00 – 17:00 Sun: 10:00 – 17:00 martes-den-haag.nl – Hooistraat 5
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A stroll down the Lange Voorhout
The Lange Voorhout used to be the place to be seen. Back in the day, the tree–lined avenue was where the aristocracy would swan up and down, seashells crunching underfoot, showing off their good health. King Willem II kept a ‘party’ palace (currently the Escher museum) further up the road and, later on, world leaders like Roosevelt, Eisenhower and Churchill, would stay at the iconic Hotel Des Indes. The Lange Voorhout also features the narrowest house in The Hague: it’s no wider than 183 cm. Try and find it at no. 32. hoteldesindes.nl – Lange Voorhout 54 – 56
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Under the shade of the old linden trees at the Lange Voorhout, one of the most beautiful places in The Hague, you’ll find Jeff ’s Voorhout, a french– style coffee truck. Jeff himself can usually be found at the hot plate, making crêpes or ‘poffertjes’. This is Jeff ’s 7th season running and the food & coffee are great! Get there before 10:00 and you’ll be able to steal a coffee or cappuccino for less than €1,50. May – September: Thu and Sun: 8:00 – 17:00 poffertjeshuys.nl
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At Stanley & Livingstone it’s easy to get lost in their countless beautiful books about distant lands, exotic countries and cities around the world. Planning a trip around the world or a long holiday? You’ll find all the inspiration you need at this shop. Open daily www.stanley–livingstone.eu – Schoolstraat 21 Nope, nothing to do with birds, but everything to do with a happy, friendly bar. The place was opened in 1928 by Miss De Vink and soon became a gay bar. Nowadays it’s still bustling with people from all walks of life. The bar has different activities almost every day. Bingo, karaoke, you name it. What’s more, the bartenders are always up for a party. Sun – Wed: 16:00 – 01:00 & Thu – Sat: 16:00 – 02:30 cafedevink.com – Schoolstraat 28
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Here are the rules. For just girls and girls and guys, it’s just one kiss on the cheek if you know each other well. Three kisses in more formal situations. Things can get pretty awkward if you’re not clear on what to do or how well you know each other. Guys just grab each other firmly like they’re starting an arm-wrestling contest. The harder the slap the better. Or they just give each other a smack on the back. We say ‘Hoi’, ‘Hey’ or ‘Hallo’ when we meet and ‘Doei’, ‘Tot snel’ or ‘Hoi-hoi’ when we say good-bye. Eleven kilometres of pristine beaches. Woah. No joke, we are actually really proud of our beaches. In the summer, locals go to Het Zwarte Pad (No.50, tram 1 or 9 to Scheveningen Noorder strand) or the quieter Zuiderstrand (take tram 17, get off at Van Boetzelaerlaan and walk 15 minutes). When autumn arrives, most of the beach pavilions disappear, but a few stay on during the wintertime. Find them near the lighthouse (take tram 11 to Scheveningen Haven). Go towards the light…
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that the sidewalk is for pedestrians. Remember that when you’re taking a selfie with your bestie at Noordeinde Palace (No. 24). Oh, and if you park your bike somewhere, make sure to lock it to a pole or bridge railing. If you don’t have a bike, just walk. Or better still! Act like a local and hop on the back of your friend’s bike.
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We start cycling at a young age and love to cycle a lot. With that in mind, don’t look surprised if you see someone cycling in a hurricane, with a passenger on the back, shopping bags hanging off the handlebars, holding an umbrella with one hand and eating a herring with the other, while singing ‘Oh Oh Den Haag’. Sound reckless? Not to us. For safety’s sake, keep in mind that the road and cycle lanes are for cyclists and
In the eye of the shopping hurricane that is the centre of The Hague, you’ll find a little place called ‘t Achterommetje. On Thursdays (The Hague’s weekly shopping night), between 17:00 and 19:30, catch their Dish of the Day, which varies from traditional Dutch ‘hutspot’ to a French boeuf bourguignon. Look closely into the alleys off the Passage and you’ll probably find it. Mon – Wed: 10:00 – 17:00 Thu: 10:00 – 19:30 Fri – Sat 10:00 – 18:00 Sun: 11:00 – 18:00 achterommetje.nl – Achterom 71
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King Willem-Alexander, Queen Máxima and their three daughters, Catharina-Amalia, Alexia and Ariane are well-loved by the Dutch. We like to think of the King in particular as ‘one of our own’, which has earned him a nickname. We affectionately call His Majesty the King of the Netherlands, Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand, Prins van Oranje-Nassau, Jonkheer van Amsberg, by his nickname: Willy. It was thought up by a satirical TV programme that did some fantastic voice overs of the King and Queen. The royal couple live and work in The Hague, in two different palaces: Huis ten Bosch and Paleis Noordeinde. Their presence in The Hague gives the city a dash of royal flair. You have to try it at least once! Grab this delicious fish by the tail, drag it through the raw onions (or eat it au naturel). Then hold it up high and lower it into your mouth. Watch out for the seagulls! They’re fast and can snatch the ‘haring’ right out of your hand before you know what’s going on.
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Hague 5: home to the champions. Don’t let that scare you off, amateurs are welcome. Once they find it, that is. Hague 5 is a well–hidden gem. You could easily walk by without noticing it, so keep your eyes peeled for the doorbell. Upstairs are fifteen professional pool tables just waiting for you to pop the cue. One of their house rules is: don’t complain about the bad music. They like their bad music. Mon: 17:00 – 00:30 & Tue – Thu: 15:00 – 00:30 Fri: 15:00 – 01:30 Sat: 13:00 – 01:30 Sun: 13:00 – 23:00 hague5.nl – Gortstraat 7
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Set in an iconic Medieval coach house, Rootz serves over 240 different Dutch and Belgian beers. Not sure what beer you’re into? Do the Rootz Mini Beer Tasting to find out what you want to be drinking the rest of the night. The staff are also really good at recommending what to drink with each dish. Legend has it that one night the owner personally tried each beer himself in order to pair it with the perfect dish. Sunday is Bottle Night. Not as weird or dangerous as it sounds. You just get a 25% discount off your beer between 21:30 and midnight. Still standing? Stay for some live music: open jam fiesta, from 23:30 to 3:30. Mon – Tue: 10:00 – 00:30 & Wed – Sun: 10:00 – 04:00 Fri till 05:00 rootz.nl – Grote Marktstraat 14
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At De Nutstuin you’re allowed to pick apples and plums straight from the trees. It’s a hidden garden in the city centre behind a big hotel. Find your way through the bee–themed tunnel at Jan Hendrikstraat. Come here to relax, enjoy a cup of coffee and check out the birdhouses and vertical garden. In the summer you might even come to do a yoga–class, listen to a concert or watch an outdoor movie. The garden is part of Het Nutshuis and is occasionally used for their events. Mon – Fri: 10:00 – 17:00 & Sat: 11:00 – 16:00 nutshuis.nl – Jan Hendrikstraat or Riviervismarkt 5
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Don’t be surprised to see the bartender dressed up like a drag queen. De Landman is a mixture of gay, straight, young and old people. The place has been a hetero–friendly gay bar for over 30 years. The vibe is more or less high society in suits, but the place gets a lot of party people, too. Sun – Wed: 16:00 – 01:30 & Thu – Sat: 16:00 – 02:30 cafedelandman.nl – Denneweg 48
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If you’re looking for a souvenir, take a peek inside Kado om de Hoek. You’ll be met by the friendliest shop owner in The Hague who has the biggest smile you’ll ever see. And after you’ve picked one or more surprising gifts, the wrapping process is an experience on its own. Tue – Sat: 10:00 – 18:00 & Sun – Mon: 11:30 – 17:30 kadoomdehoek.nl – Hogewal 1 ‘left’
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You could literally spend a whole day sunbathing at the Grote Markt and only move when the sun turns. Grote Markt is usually bustling with life and is a popular hangout for students and creative people. The former market square is home to six bars and restaurants with their own specialties. Start your morning with a coffee at the Boterwaag on the sunny side of the square. As the sun turns and you start getting hungry, follow its golden rays to the Zeta on the other side. Their menu features delicious Thai food in the evening and yummy organic sandwiches during the day, including a triple–layered cheese toastie. As the sun sets, and you’re looking for a beer and some music, head to the Zwarte Ruiter, which combines the feel of a brasserie with rock’ n roll. Not into head–banging and feeling more like samba? Have a cocktail at tiki bar Vavoom. Their long list of cocktails, ranging from Cucarachas to Honolulu Juicers, will definitely keep you occupied. It proves the saying: ‘time flies when you’re having rum.’ Sun – Wed: 10:00 – 01:00 & Thu – Sat: 10:00 – 01:30 gmdh.nl – Grote Markt
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If you ask a random local where to get a good sandwich, they’ll probably send you to Dungelmann. This butcher/sandwich shop has 150 years experience in making two traditional Dutch delicacies: the ‘balletje gehakt’ and the ‘croquet’, pronounced ‘croh–kett’. On top of that, their broad selection of excellent locally sourced and speciality meats set them apart from other butcher shops. Mon: 11:30 – 18:00 & Tue – Fri: 09:00 – 18:00 Sat: 09:00 – 17:00 Sun: 12:00 – 17:00 dungelmann.nl – Hoogstraat 34
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At Huppel the Pub, you’ll immediately notice the impressive wall behind the bar, featuring 150 different bottles of single malt whiskey. If whiskey isn’t your thing: they also have around 60 different speciality beers. On a cold Sunday in Winter, around six ‘o clock, have a bowl of soup from the big pot on the bar. Order some finger food, like meatballs, fennel salami or matured Dutch cheese with jam or ‘appelstroop’. Mon – Wed: 16:00 – 02:00 & Thu – Fri: 16:00 – 02:30 Sat: 15:00 – 02:30 Sun: 15:00 – 02:00 dehuppel.nl – Oude Molstraat 21
If you’re looking for a snack, you’ve come to the right place. At ‘t Kleinste Winkeltje you’ll usually have to queue out in the street, as the place is literally a 2 m2 closet. But the food is worth the wait: their Belgian fries are the best around. Feeling adventurous? Try fries topped with peanut sauce. Mon – Sun: 12:00 – 17:30 Thu till 20:00 Sun till 17:00 Papestraat 1a
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At this neighbourhood eatery you’ll find the best Indonesian food in The Hague. Dayang is family run and owned by an Indonesian couple who cook authentic, home–cooked Sumatran dishes from a tiny kitchen. Don’t expect a fancy restaurant. Do expect pretty amazing food for very affordable prices. Their famous Saté Ajam is an absolute must–eat. In the summer, get some drinks and take your food to the Paleistuin (No.3) for a more relaxed experience. Tue – Sat: 16:00 – 22:00 & Sun: 17:00 – 22:00 eethuisdayang.nl – Prinsestaat 65
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One of the best kept secrets in The Hague: De Oude Mol. A visit to this pub is simply a must. It’s been around for over a hundred years and has a great authentic and cosy atmosphere: shoddy lamps, striking paintings and a green china sideboard that serves as a bar. You’ll definitely see a lot of regulars. Some of them have been there literally since the place first opened. Sun – Wed: 17:00 – 01:00 &Thu – Sat: 17:00 – 02:00 Oude Molstraat 61
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This colourful coffee bar serves a broad range of delicious coffee. Besides coffee, Lola’s founders are also passionate about custom bikes, so make sure to check out some of the hand–made bicycles displayed on the walls. If you’re into cycling, join them for a ride on the beach on Sunday mornings on their so–called fatbikes. It’s a great way to discover Scheveningen’s beaches and dunes. Open daily: 08:00 – 18:00 lolabikesandcoffee.nl – Noordeinde 91
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Shopping for clothes can be stressful. There’s just too much choice. Even for guys. Baskèts, however, offers a range of carefully selected jeans, sweaters and other men’s clothing items in basic colours. The owners, Bart and Johan, have a good eye for fashion. And they’re really friendly. Tue – Sat: 10:00 – 18:00 & Sun: 13:00 – 17:00 baskets-store.com – Papestraat 22
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Love to watch cute kittens do funny stuff online? Expect something else at Het Rariteitenkabinet (cabinet of curiosities). Everything here is dead. Skulls, skeletons and preserved frogs line the walls in an overwhelmingly stuffed space. The place also has genuine tribal art collected from all over the world by the proprietor, Loek. His fascination for preserving history started when he found a dog’s skull in former Yugoslavia. Wed – Sat: 12:00 – 18:00 het-rariteiten-kabinet.nl Korte Molenstraat 23
At ‘t Bakkertje (Li’l Bakery) you’ll be able to get yourself a ‘Haagse Poffer’ – basically, pastry stuffed with almond paste and nuts: a local delicacy. Or why not get a little bag of green and yellow chocolate sprinkles, The Hague’s colours. And you should definitely try our famous ‘Haagse Hopjes’. Mon – Sat: 7:30 – 17:00 & Sun: 11:00 – 17:00 hetbakkertje.nl – Oude Molstraat 38
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The place to be to get your sneakers, t–shirts, decks and skateboard parts. The owner of Manus Skateshop has a great flair for picking the right items and gives great advice. Ask him for the best skateboarding spot. Open daily manusskateshop.nl – Papestraat 19
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Into sports? You’ve just found your favourite pub! If your favourite team is playing, O’casey’s will probably have the game on on one of their screens. When you get hungry, have a burger – Sundays and Mondays after 19:00 it’s buy one get one free! Or join in and challenge locals or other travellers in the famous O’casey’s Pub Quiz every Thursday! Mon – Fri from 16:00 & Weekends from 12:00 ocaseys.nl – Noordeinde 140
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There are No Boys Allowed in this shop, which happens to be one of the first shops in the Netherlands that caters exclusively to female sneakerheads in a man’s world. No mainstream shoes and some very exclusive pieces and releases. Tue – Sun: 11:00 – 18:00 noboysallowed.nl – Prinsestraat 104
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Anouk, Kane, Di–rect – local heroes one and all – all started out their stellar musical careers at De Paap. Even Golden Earring took to the stage here with ‘Radar Love’. De Paap has been a playground for all kinds of bands for over twenty years. Wanna hear local talent? Go in on a Thursday night and discover the new Anouk, Kane or Di–rect. Thu: 19:00 – 04:00 Fri: 18:00 – 05:00 Sat: 19:00 – 05:00 depaap.nl – Papestraat 32
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A small slice of Amsterdam, that’s how most people describe Happy End. You’ll see high heels hanging from the ceiling. No one knows why: it probably has something todo with the sign that says “No high heels allowed”. Their vintage hi–fi sound system will be playing all kinds of ‘meezingers’ like ‘Bloed, Zweet en Tranen’ by the late André Hazes, a popular Dutch folk singer from Amsterdam. Grab the mic and sing along! Mon – Sun: 15:00 – 01:00 & Sat: till 02:00 – Prinsestraat 124
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Sapore is probably the smallest Italian restaurant in town, with only room for 12 inside. In the summer they expand to the sidewalk with a few tables. It might be cramped, but the pastas and pizzarettes are made fresh à la minute. So be early and get a seat or get take – away and have it at the Paleistuin (No.3). Enjoy! Open daily: 12:00 – 21:00 sapore.nl – Molenstraat 30
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Up for a bike ride with a well–known local? It can’t get any better than a bike tour with our very own ‘nachtburgemeestâh’ (Mayor of the Night), René Bom. He’ll take you on a ride along the secrets of De Hofstad (a nickname for The Hague because of the many ‘hofjes’). Ask him anything, especially where to party like the locals do. He’s our nighttime mayor: he knows. Arrange a tour with Bom at Totzo! Open daily: 09:00 – 18:00 totzo.org – Noordeinde 39
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The Paleistuin, or palace gardens, belong to Noordeinde Palace. The gardens are a neat and quiet place where locals come to enjoy a picnic in the summer. A little–known back door to the gardens can be found where the Oude Molstraat meets the Molenstraat. Walk through the arch and down the alley. Buzz in at the door, which will open by magic. Harry Potter, anyone? Mon – Sun: sunrise to sunset – Prinsessewal or Molenstraat
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Acoustic Tuesdays, open session Wednesdays, blues Thursdays, (hard) rock Fridays and whatever– they–feel–like Saturdays. So it doesn’t matter what kind of music you love, there’s always a day in the week at Lokaal Vredebreuk that fits your genre. Tue – Wed: 20:00 – 01:30 & Thu – Sat: 20:00 – 02:30 lokaalvredebreuk.nl – Papestraat 38
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Usually, libraries are places to go and sit and study, unless they’re called Café de Bieb. This old library’s books have been replaced by coffees, beers and organic sandwiches (available in the daytime). In the summer you’ll be able to enjoy a drink by the canal or on the boat by the quay. Wednesday is open mic night. And if you can play: hit the stage. Most weekends there’s live music, too. Sun – Wed: 09:00 – 01:00 & Thu – Sat: 09:00 – 02:00 cafedebieb.com – Veenkade 7 – 9
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One day, two friends joined forces and started a French bistro bar and cherrypicked the best from cuisines across Europe. Take all of that and you have: De Twee Heeren. The restaurant has a mostly locally sourced, organic and seasonal menu (three courses €24,50) that changes each month. If you’re looking for something different, try their L’Aperitivo Italiano night (Sundays from 16:00 to 18:00) when they put small dishes out on the bar while you sip your apéritif! Sun – Tue: 11:00 – 00:00 & Wed: 11:00 – 01:00 Thu: 11:00 – 01:30 Fri – Sat: 11:00 – 02:30 barbistrodetweeheeren.nl – Oude Molstraat 6
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Noordeinde Palace is where our King strides across the marble floors in his red velvet cloak, trimmed with white ermine and decorated with 83 lions stitched with gold thread... to get a coffee. Or he might just be making copies in a royal onesie. We don’t know because this is his official office and the palace is not open to the public. What we do know is that the King receives new ambassadors at Paleis Noordeinde every Wednesday. They arrive at the palace in horse–drawn gilt state coaches, accompanied by an honour guard and fanfare that plays the national anthem of the visiting country. They might play yours! This all happens around half past ten in the morning. Look for the Royal Standard (flag) waving above the palace, that means the King is at work. koninklijkhuis.nl – Noordeinde 68
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Paris is known for its maze of narrow streets featuring tiny restaurants that serve excellent food. Well, in The Hague, we have the Oude Molstraat and Le Café: an authentic French café with exquisite food. It’s the cosiest place with only seven tables and fourteen chairs, walls lined with photos of French celebrities, and all the food coming from a tiny, tiny kitchen. In the summer, after your meal, go outside, stick a chair in the street and sip your wine like a true bon vivant. Mon – Thu: 15:30 – 01:00 & Fri – Sun: 15:30 – 02:30 www.le-cafe.nl – Oude Molstraat 26A
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…and, never take that seriously because that’s something that was important to our parents a loooong time ago. 200 years. They’re old. Nowadays few people really know the story behind it anymore. Try and ask a local – they might know. Haagse Harry is a cartoon caricature inspired by Den Haag locals and clichés drawn by the late illustrator, Marnix Rueb. Harry ‘lult plat Haags’ (speaks local slang) and uses strong language and some colourful verbs. Some say our King is a big fan of Haagse Harry and collects the comic books. We really hope that’s true.
The Haagse Passage is the oldest shopping arcade in the Netherlands. It was designed after the Grandes Arcades in Paris and Brussels. It features a stunning glass ceiling, pedestrian bridges and chiselled façades, making it worth a walk through. It was built in 1885 by local dignitaries and is now a unesco monument. Mon: 12:00 – 18:00 & Tue – Wed: 10:00 – 18:00 Thu: 10:00 – 21:00 Fri – Sat: 10:00 – 18:00 Sun: 12:00 – 17:00 depassage.nl – Passage
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Next to the statue of King Willem II, you’ll find Haringkraam Buitenhof. Order a herring with fresh onions and look around to spot a local who’s eating a herring to see how to handle this Dutch delicacy. Or order a Double Dutch: a soft roll with two (!) herrings. Either you’ll love it or you won’t. But at least try it once! Always beware of seagulls, they love herring too… Open daily: 10:00 – 18:00
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Knights and ministers
The Ridderzaal, or Hall of Knights, was and is one of the political powerhouses in The Hague. Back in the 13th century, the powerful noblemen of the realm would have important meetings at the hall, which is located at the centre of the Binnenhof. Storks used to populate the courtyard and pick at the leftovers of the fish market. These days the storks have been replaced by pigeons and the feudal knights by ministers and members of parliament. The Ridderzaal is used for the State Opening of Parliament, featuring the King’s Speech (Troonrede) in which the King sets out the government’s key policies for the coming parliamentary session. The Binnenhof is open to the public. (The Ridderzaal offers audio guide tours provided by ProDemos. Entrance €5.) Mon – Sat: 09:30 – 17:00 prodemos.nl – Hofweg 1
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From a ‘borrel’ with the Prime Minister to a party with Sinterklaas
bring home the haagse hopjes
The story of this candy began in a house on the Lange Voorhout with a local aristocrat, Baron Hendrik Hop. He loved his coffee with sugar and cream. A lot of both. Legend has it, one night he left his coffee on the stove and went to bed. The next morning his cup was filled with evaporated lumps of coffee caramel. And that’s how our famous Haagse Hopjes started out! Super addictive: once you Hop, you can’t stop.
Wanna suit up and party with civil servants and well–known Dutch politicians? Go to Plein and start your evening early with our national sport – ‘borrelen’ – at ‘bruin’ café Berger. Get a drink and order a ‘Straatje Plein’: a combo of cheese sticks, mini spring rolls, chicken bites and ‘bitterballen’ (bitterballs: deep–fried crispy balls stuffed with meaty ragout). Feel like dancing?
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Head to Millers or Haagsche Kluis. Millers attracts an older, slightly fancier crowd and has two music areas: house and R&B. Make sure to find the illuminated disco floor: much fun guaranteed! Haagsche Kluis is something else. Picture a small venue stuffed with party people: wall to wall, hanging from the cei-ling – you know how it goes. Later on in the night, the fancy peeps from Millers and crazier crowd from Haagsche Kluis meet again at Piet Patat. It’s no Michelin–starred fry place, but everything tastes good after a drink too many. Feeling energised after your ‘patatje oorlog’? Take your Piet Patat posse with you and join the party at Het Feest van Sinterklaas on the same street. This place used to be a strip club: you’ll be able to tell by the dancing pole. A lot of bar staff who have been working all night come here after they clock out. To have one last drink. Or as they call it, a ‘sluitdrankje’. At these places, there’s a good chance you’ll be dancing the night away with one or more government ministers. Berger: Sun – Thu: 11:00 – 01:00 & Fri – Sat: 11:00 – 03:00 cafeberger.nl – Plein 18 / Millers: Opens daily at 10:00 Closes Sun – Wed: 01:00 Thu at 04:00 Fri – Sat: 04:30 millersdenhaag.nl – Plein 10 / Haagsche Kluis: Thu – Sat: 22:00 – 04:00 danscafekluis.nl – Plein 20 / Piet Patat: Open when you need a snack the most. Herenstraat 3 /Feest van Sinterklaas: Fri – Sat: 00:00 – 05:00 feestvansinterklaas.com – Herenstraat 6
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26 April 2016
king’s night – Free
The night before King’s Day, you’re guaranteed to lose your friends in the crowds. But you’ll easily make new ones while enjoying the many bands and performances in town. City centre – Google ‘Life I Live Festival’ 27 April 2016
king’s day – Free
We celebrate King Willy’s birthday by selling our unwanted stuff (books, toys, furniture, etc.) in a city wide yard sale in the streets. Go out and find some unexpected treasures. Frederik Hendriklaan and Belgisch Park Google ‘King’s Day The Hague’ 18 June 2016
flagday – Free
The first barrel of fresh herring gets auctioned for charity and is celebrated with local Scheveningen traditions like a ‘vlootschouw’ (fleet review). People play traditional Dutch games and eat herring all day. Second Harbour vlaggetjesdag.com 26 June 2016
parkpop – Free
The biggest free annual festival in Europe: 225.000 visitors in one park! The festival has multiple stages and features local bands and international headliners like The Kooks and Jason Mraz. Zuiderpark parkpop.nl/en 29 June – 3 July 2016
zeeheldenfestival – Free
The ‘Maritime Heroes Festival’ is the biggest block party in town. Expect street artists, rock bands and sea food. A lot of locals, no tourists. You’ll be the first. Frederik Hendrikplein zeeheldenfestival.nl 8 – 17 July 2016
de parade – Ticket required
This is a travelling festival with over a 100 performance art, theatre and dance performances. Join the silent disco, eat some ‘poffertjes’ and hop on the merry-go-round. Westbroekpark deparade.nl 18 – 20 August 2016
jazz on the canal – Free
Grab a drink, sit by the water and enjoy the amazing jazz music being played by the bands as they float by on flat canal boats. Perfect Indian summer entertainment. Dunne Bierkade, Groenewegje & Veenkade jazzindegracht.nl 10 – 16 September 2016
trek – Free
Food trucks. Lots of them. Need we say more? Well, TREK is held in a beautiful park in Scheveningen. Last year, The Beef Chief ’s juicy kimchi burger stole the show. Westbroekpark festival-trek.nl 21 – 25 September 2016
just peace festival – Partly Free
Celebrate the U.N.-declared International Day of Peace with running events, debates, concerts, tours and exhibitions. Look for locations at justpeacethehague.com/en/ 31 December 2016
new year’s eve – Free
Every year Duindorp (north of the harbour) and Scheveningen (south of the harbour) compete with each other to build the biggest bonfire on the beach. Wooden pallets get piled up by the two teams and are set alight before midnight. These massive, 30-metre tall fires are an awesome sight to see. Scheveningen beach and Zuiderstrand vreugdevuurscheveningen.nl 1 January 2017
newyear’s dive – Ticket required
Hungover from New Year’s Eve? Why not run into the cold North Sea half naked with 10.000 other people. Guaranteed hangover cure and a fresh start to the year! Scheveningen – Google ‘Nieuwjaarsduik Scheveningen’
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