How to piss off your designer
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Piss off your designer
I'm gonna send him a comment he can't refuse
Control your designer as an operator. Tell them how to do the design in a detail way and do not allow any disagreement.
Piss off your client
I did everything but the important
As a designer, we should pursue the best visual effect. As for the others, we can ignore it.
Piss off your designer
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Piss off your client
It is common that anyone can point designer's screen with telling comments.
Show your professional action to require for formal comments.
Piss off your designer
At the very beginning, we have good expectations toward our projects.
So we have many concepts but not clear. Designers should find out an ultimate concept included all our obscure concepts.
Piss off your client
The client changes concept day by day,
We don't even know what the final layout is. Maybe it is becoming a freak, but I will let it go.
we finally get lost.
Piss off your designer
We hire designers so we want them do their job as much as they can. Giving more options, doing more revises, filling all the blank space, they should be like that.
Piss off your client
Thanks to Mies van der Rohe,
he give us such a precise sentence
to explain all the whitespace.
Piss off your designer
Please work overtime for your dream
Come on, you are young and energetic. Through the overtime work, you can fight for my bills your future and your dream. The overtime work is youngster's bonus.
Piss off your client
I'm in the dream already
My dream is earnig money by doing nothing. Do not disturb me to be a slacker.
We are usually polite to ask designers to revise. Sometimes we use these words like 'maybe', 'try to'... But we only want them to go the way we tell.
Piss off your designer
We want they try more options and realize all the hypotheses we tell.
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Piss off your designer
I hardly send clear and precise breif because I want designers produce more creative options.
Piss off your client
Without the clear brief, we can do anything we want and we like, without any research or experiment.
Piss off your designer
To achieve better effects, we asked many comments from many people. Some of them are not our target customs but still thanks them to give us feedbacks.
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Piss off your client
Plagiarism? We only use the similar elements. These elements are popular recently. Everybody like stylish illustrations and every designer want to create attractive drawings.
Piss off your designer
It burn my eyes.
Sometimes clients lack of professional phase to comment the color, composition, fonts... Use informal words to comment the inappropriate elements.
Piss off your client We are experienced to create attractive design. We are sensitive to the trend. So we always play better in attracting customers than clients. So, we should keep ourselves. No more revising.
Piss off your designer
I think my project can beďźš
At the very beginning, we input a lot of expectation in the project, so we use such positive, macroscopical but obscure words to describe our vision.
Piss off your client I liked this in the Pinterest
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Then think some concepts to persuade clients.
Piss off your designer
Order some tiny revises, we can claim our leadership and authority. Maybe these revises cannot change much but it comfort us.
Piss off your client
The more often clients urge the less possible we can send the delivery on time.
Piss off your designer We want to use photos, fonts which are suitable to the style. We only use for a short time so we do not mind the copyright.
Btw, we found it in the internet, which everyone can download. We can use it too.
Piss off your client
We will not delete those photos or fonts without copyright. It extremely fit .
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How to piss off your client