VOL. 109 ISSUE 1 • Sept. 10 - Sept. 23, 2018
MADE WITH LOVE • STOUT UNDER CONSTRUCTION • ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: THERESA HANG
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VOL. 109 ISSUE 1 • SEPT. 10 - SEPT. 23, 2018 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
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CONTENTS CAMPUS 4 BLUE RAH AND NEW POLL
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CHIEF COPY EDITOR
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5 MADE WITH LOVE
DIGITAL IMAGING EDITOR
6 THE FIRST TASTE OF STOUT FROM FRESHMAN
NEWS 7 STOUT: UNDER CONSTRUCTION 8 MILLENIUM HALL CHANGES NAME
Matt ‘Mao’ Adam
Jackson Rudquist
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MULTIMEDIA EDITOR
AD MANAGER
ENTERTAINMENT 9 NEW SEMESTER BRINGS NEW NET FLIX 10 ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: THERESA HANG 11 ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: THERESA HANG
Eric Krause
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NEWS EDITOR
MARKETING MANAGER
SPORTS 12 STUDENT-ATHLETE SPOTLIGHT: BRADLEY MEYERS 13 UPCOMING HOME GAMES AT UW-STOUT 13 SHAKING OFF THE SUMMER RUST
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SATIRE
SPORTS EDITOR
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
14 THE ‘SCOPES 14 AFTER ONE WEEK, FRESHMAN STILL HOPEFUL
CHECK OUT OUR SOCIAL MEDIA Bryce Parr
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CAMPUS EDITOR
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STOUT IN PICTURES
It’s the beginning of the fall semester and the sidewalks, vacant just weeks before, are now constantly bustling with students walking to and from class on bright and sunny days such as the one pictured above.
COVER BY ADRIAN PERALES
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MATT ‘MAO” ADAMS/STOUTONIA
“Making our space our own is a great way to start off the semester in on a good note! Heres hoping this semester is full of great experiences! “
CUTIE OF THE WEEK
Afton is an 8-month-old golden retriever and is still learning how to be a dog. He really enjoys playing tug of war and playing catch with his favorite ball. He is owned by Stoutonia’s own Matt “Mao” Adam.
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CAMPUS BLUE RAH PHOTO BOOTH
After Blue Rah on Sunday, September 2, Stoutonia greeted the incoming freshman in the Memorial Student Center with a fun photo booth. STOUTONIA
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MADE WITH LOVE KATIE SCHULZETENBERG NICOLE WALLERICK/CONTRIBUTED
Nicole Wallerick from Wallerick Wrist Wear.
From hobby to small business, Nicole Wallerick is on the rise. Wallerick is a senior this year and she is certainly going out with a bang. She started her own Instagram business selling hair scrunchies and bracelets. Although, only a monthold business, her products are selling out within half an hour of being posted. “I love making crafts and I’ve done a bit of sewing in my life when I started making scrunchies and bracelets,” said Wallerick. “I started making them for fun just for myself and my friends to wear until I noticed that some of my friends have businesses on Instagram and I thought that it was a cool idea that I could also do.” And that was only the start of something successful. Starting from her friends and branching out to
friends of friends, Wallerick was selling her products to strangers before long. Wallerick makes her scrunchies by, bought buying fabric from shirts or flannels from thrift stores and by using a combination of sewing machine and hand stitching, she puts the elastic in. Her bracelets are a combination of lava rocks and stones with a cross charm on them. “My faith is really important to me and I think the cross on the bracelet is a good way to start a conversation with some people,” Wallerick said in a conversation about her bracelets. “The lava rocks are also unique because they are lightweight and absorbent so you can put essential oils in them and they will retain the scent.” The process of her Instagram business works by Wallerick posting a picture of
her product. For scrunchies, she sells in packs of three for six dollars and bracelets for eight dollars. Underneath, she puts a description of the item and the price as well as the availability. The first people to comment that they would like to buy it get a direct message from Wallerick checking to confirm their purchase. She continues to update the picture with the availability of her item until they are sold out, which usually does not take long. “It’s still pretty small, but I already have a lot of success and people who are interested. It is exciting to see it grow and see more followers,” Wallerick remarked excitedly. Her business is on Instagram under the name “wallerickwristwear.” Although the page has only been up for less than a month, it has been gaining popularity quickly.●
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THE FIRST TASTE OF STOUT- A FRESHMAN’S PERSPECTIVE KATIE SCHULZETENBERG KATIE SCHULZETENBERN/STOUTONIA
JACKSON RUDQUIST/STOUTONIA
Students can be seen roaming campus all day now that the semester is in full swing.
ISABELLE LUZAR
BRITTANY HENGST
Major: Graphic Design Hometown: Kenosha, WI
Major: Game Design and Development (Transfer Student) Hometown: Poyette, WI
“I really liked how small Stout is. The buildings being really close together is helpful and it’s homey as well.”
“It’s really nice and everyone is super kind and welcoming. It’s very small and convenient.”
HANNAHN PRONSCHINSKE
LYNDSEY WEAVER-LANG
BRINNA MADALSON
Major: Psychology Hometown: Arcadia, WI
Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Major: Apparel Design (Transfer Student) Hometown: Marshfield, WI
“My first impression of Stout was how welcoming everyone is. It makes it easier to be away from home.”
“I like that Stout gives out laptops.”
“I think it’s really pretty and fun. Everyone makes me feel welcome.”
NEWS STOUT: UNDER CONSTRUCTION Elizabeth Vierkant
JACKSON RUDQUIST/STOUTONIA
Construction on Bowman is scheduled to continue through late 2019.
Construction on North Hall also began recently. “Complete demolition of the interior spaces of North Hall has commenced over the summer,” Bowman said. Work on this building is anticipated to finish in the summer of 2019. Some changes to North Hall include new plumbing, new heating and air conditioning, and a new ventilation system. Work on electrical systems and fire suppression have also begun throughout the building. New underground utilities have been placed outside of North Hall. Recent additions to the south and east sides of the building have also started. This construction is being worked on daily, including the addition of new interior walls. Other plans for North Hall include renovating the entire building along with its mechanical, electrical, plumbing, and fire suppression systems. There will be new bathrooms along with new windows, sidewalks, an accessible entrance on the lower level, and a new elevator. A second elevator will also be added. Similar progress was made on Merle M. Price Commons throughout the summer. “The eastern two-thirds of the first floor has been demolished and is now being put back together,” Bowman said. “New mechanical, plumbing and electrical systems are being
Bowman hall is just one of several campus buildings currently under construction.
installed throughout the building.” Fire suppression has been added to the second floor. It will be turned on once the first floor is completed. The patio on the west side of the Price Commons has been finished. There are new paths to the patio on the north side. The process of adding new floors to the renovated areas has started. Soon, there will also be new windows installed on the first and second floors. Other plans for Merle M. Price Commons includes renovating the entire first floor. Fire suppression will be built into the entire building. There will be new windows and entrances along with up-to-date heating, air conditioning, ventilation, electrical, and plumbing systems. Construction on the Price Commons is expected to continue until the summer of 2019. There are many groups involved in the construction of these three buildings. They include: the State of Wisconsin, UW–Stout, Mead Hunt Architecture, Isthmus Architecture, Ebert Construction, Building Restoration Corporation, BWBR Architects, V&S Construction, JF Ahern, Summit Companies, B&B Electric, RJ Jurowski Construction, JF Ahern, Halverson Brothers Plumbing and Heating, Van Ert Electric, and numerous subconsultants, vhsubcontractors and suppliers. When asked about future construction projects, Bowman said, “On a campus our size and with the complexity and age of our buildings, there are always numerous future projects in the works that will allow us to better serve our students.” Renovation of South Hall has been presented to the State of Wisconsin and is being considered by the Governor and State Legislators. Plans for other renovations are still in the creation stages. ●
JACKSON RUDQUIST/STOUTONIA
Changes are being made to several buildings on University of Wisconsin–Stout’s campus. Merle M. Price Commons, North Hall, and Bowman Hall are all currently under construction. Several of these projects began when students were off campus this summer. Construction on Bowman Hall began late spring last semester and will continue through late 2019. Many changes have already been completed throughout the summer. Mortar, a material placed between bricks to bind them, was removed from the south side of Bowman. This included the chimney and the Annex, a one-story part of the hall. Afterwards, new mortar was set. The windows in Bowman will also be replaced. “New windows have been ordered for the entire building,” said UW– Stout’s Project Manager, Michael Bowman. “Planned arrival for the south facing windows is later this fall.” Special bricks have been ordered for the distinct shapes needed. Repairs on the gutter system began on the south side of the building. Other plans for Bowman Hall include outside historical preservation. All exterior mortar will be replaced. The interior of the Annex will be renovated. “[This] includes exposing some historical ceiling members, [and] installing new ceilings and new lighting,” Bowman said.
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MILLENNIUM HALL CHANGES NAME TO SORENSEN HALL KATIE SCHULZETENBERG JACKSON RUDQUIST/STOUTONIA
It was unanimously approved on August 23 by several staff and faculty including Chancellor Bob Meyer to change the name of Millennium Hall to honor the late Chancellor Emeritus Charles W Sorensen. The new name of the building, which is effective immediately, is Sorensen Hall. “Chancellor Meyer brought the proposal to the Honors and Memorials Committee, and then to the UW System Board of Regent to honor the legacy, memory, and accomplishments of the late Chancellor,” said Doug Mell, executive director of University Communications and External Relations. Many of the students who attend University of Wisconsin—Stout now most likely do not know much about who Emeritus Sorensen was. According to Stout’s University Communications, before he passed this past February, Sorensen worked at Stout for 26 years until his retirement in 2014. He held the Chancellor position from 1988 until he retired. He accomplished many feats in the time he spent here at Stout. One notable feat that Sorensen passed was establishing the eStout laptop program, which provides laptops to all undergraduates. Another accomplishment that he was involved in was the opening of the Jarvis Science Ad-
Millenium Hall’s name has officially been changed to Sorensen Hall.
dition. According to the University Communications, “A main focus of Sorensen’s was to expand science-related programs at UW-Stout.” Sorensen improved a lot at Stout, and for these reasons and more, a building is being named in his honor. There will be a ceremony held for the renaming of this building at 10 a.m., October 29th. ●
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“A main focus of Sorensen’s was to expand science related programs at UW—Stout”
TIPS FOR FRESHMEN
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Eat at the commons- You may be tempted to eat at fireside or grab something from the Blue Devil Market, but that will drain your baseline quickly.
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Set boundaries with your roommate- You guys are sharing a space the size of walk-in closet, it’s going to get tough and it’s important to have a game plan.
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Be wary of thirsty Thursdays- Those Friday 8 a.m. classes will catch up with you.
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Try not to go home every weekend – It’s easy to fall back into familiar territory. Staying on campus over the weekend will give you ample time to hang out with your new friends and explore Menomonie.
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Watch your diet- You’re living on your own now, don’t forget to eat your veggies.
Get involved- UW-Stout pushes Pick One pretty hard but it’s for a good reason. Getting involved will help you make friends and find a home on campus.
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Take advantage of student discounts- Many businesses around Menomonie offer discounts to UW–Stout students. Spotify even has a student discount that includes Spotify Premium, Hulu and Showtime for just $5 a month.
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Check the weather before leaving for class and dress appropriately- This one’s pretty self-explanatory. You don’t want to get stuck out in the rain or cold.
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Check your email every day- Email is going to be the primary avenue of communication between the university and you. Your professors will often email you about important class details and you can check the Campus Life Today emails to find out what’s going on around campus.
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Get into the habit of going to class – Nobody is forcing you to get up and go to your 8 a.m. class. It might seem too hard today but showing up and doing well go hand in hand.
ENTERTAINMENT NEW SEMESTER BRINGS NEW NET FLICKS BRYCE PARR
NETFLIX/CONTRIBUTED
The end of summer ushers in another year for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, “SpiUniversity of Wisconsin—Stout students and der-Man 3”, “10,000 B.C.” and even the recent for many, that means a return to old routines Blockbuster, Marvel’s “Black Panther.” The of binging Netflix between their busy sched- rest of the month sees the addition of four ule. Netflix is adding a wide variety of series, Disney films: “Lilo & Stitch,” “The Emperor’s movies and Netflix originals this month that New Groove”, “Pirates of the Carribean: The should keep the media Curse of the Black fanatics engaged well Pearl” and “A Wrin“It’s very unhealthy, into the start of the kle in Time.” new school year. Baker recombut sometimes you UW—Stout Student mends “Terrace Mckenzie Pizl voiced get so lost in the world House”, a Japanese her Netflix habits of it. Binging is like an reality show. “‘Ter“I’ve been binging race house’—any The Office lately for addiction, but it’s not a season except aloha like the 8th time as state. It’s how actual bad addiction” well as the new season people react to actual of “Ozark”, and I would describe my bing- situations.” Baker said. ing as very dedicated. I won’t stop until I’ve UW—Stout Senior Karen Hansen also finished whatever series I’m currently into, had a few Netflix suggestions for students. preferably in that day.” “I’ve been watching the “Ozarks”, [and] “Ar“It’s very unhealthy, but sometimes you get rested Development”. I saw “Black Panther” so lost in the world of it. Binging is like an is on there and that is a great movie. I just addiction, but it’s not a bad addiction” Said started watching a series called “Safe”, and UW—Stout Senior Jasmine Baker. that is really good.” Already this month, Netflix added “The The streaming service also packed the
month with more than 52 original releases, including season 2 of both “Iron Fist” and “Atypical” on Sept 7 and season 5 of “Bojack Horseman” on Sept 14. Other series include season 8 of “The Walking Dead” and “American Horror Story: Cult.” Senior Vaughn Hess enjoys Netflix’s original programming. “If you can handle [crude humor], I’d say “Big Mouth”. The humor in puberty can be pretty relatable.” Hess said. The animated adult series revolves around the coming of age of comedian Nick Kroll and writer Andrew Goldberg. Some students prefer more informational programming. “I’m always watching different [shows] every time I log on. Recently I’ve been watching documentaries on serial killers.” said UW—Stout junior Amy Popp. Hansen believes the streaming service may be increasing original content and snagging blockbuster films to compete with Spotify’s premium for students. “Spotify for students just added showtime to their deal, so as a student you pay $5 for Spotify premium, Hulu and Showtime. So that could be why Netflix is upping their game” Hansen said. ● WIKIMEDIA COMMONS/CONTRIBUTED
WIKIMEDIA COMMONS/CONTRIBUTED
ENTERTAINMENT • 10
STUDENT-ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: THERESA HANG BRYCE PARR Theresa Hang is a Graphic Design & Interactive Media student with a double concentration in both Graphic Design and Interactive Media. Hang is the president of pepper magazine, and intends to graduate in December of 2019. ● THERESA HANG/CONTRIBUTED
This piece depicts a skeleton changing their skin.
Are there any projects that stood out to you during your career at Stout? For Graphic Design II, we were given a poster series project on a given theme, and I based mine on cultural appropriation. I took photos of different students of color on campus whom represented certain cultures that have been appropriated. I paralleled the idea of cultural appropriation to a white person ripping out different sections of the students––akin to the idea that ignorance leads to taking from others without acknowledging the effects that occur. I like to revolve my work around social and political issues when possible, so I was really passionate about this particular project. Another project that comes to mind is a print I made in Printmaking I: Serigraphy. The overall theme was identity. I decided I wanted to include a message about self-image, since that is something that I, like many others struggle to love about myself. My direct thoughts lead to the human body: the scars we obtain over years of internal and external struggle and the physical indications of gender that many may not associate themselves with on the inside. But what if everybody could change their skins, their body, as simply as changing their clothes? After this project, I took a strong liking towards screen-printing. I hope to find more chances to create more personal artwork, especially in relation to my sexual and gender identity.
ENTERTAINMENT • 11 THERESA HANG/CONTRIBUTED
These pieces depict a white hand ripping out parts of culturally diverse students.
What styles or mediums do you prefer? I enjoy studying typography in design and calligraphy. The idea of combining artistic or design technique with language to form an expression is something I’d like to explore. I like to think I’m training myself in the art of choosing fonts, but when you have to comb through millions of existing ones. it gets tough. So, I like to practice designing my own typefaces in hopes to gather enough skill [to] design the perfect one for every project.
What sparked your interest in art? Going to museums as a kid created a doorway for me to the art world. I wanted to tap into the thoughts and processes of certain artists to see how and where they started creating. Once I started doing art myself, I found that art generated a different challenge for me compared to math or science, and that challenge was conveying a complex idea to a universal, diverse audience. I wanted to challenge myself in this area of having to express emotions through the elements and principles of art and design by understanding my own emotions.
Do you take influence from any artists in particular? I’m always inspired by Paula Scher. She served as the first female principal at Pentagram, a widely well-known design consultancy, and has designed for clients ranging from MoMA to Citibank to The Public Theater. Her work with typography inspires me to really push my use of type beyond its linear face and to always think about branding past the logo mark. On a side note, I really admire the craziness of her map paintings and how she includes a stark accuracy and personality in them. She just kicks ass.
Have you done any internships or projects outside of academia? I’ve been working as a graphic designer in Housing Design for over a year. Housing Design is a team of graphic designers that design primarily for the University Housing staff at UW-Stout. We design for Week One (for freshman students), Move-in Day, various RHA events, student staff selection and other projects related to student housing. I personally contributed a shirt design for Move-in Day, Postcards for parents and students, bulletin board designs, and branding for the University Housing’s End of Year Celebration. More recently, I designed a logo for UW-Stout’s upcoming escape room.
SPORTS STUDENT-ATHLETE SPOTLIGHT: BRADLEY MYERS EVEN THUE
This issue’s Student-Athlete Spotlight is Bradley Myers, a senior linebacker on the University of Wisconsin-Stout Football team. Myers is a Criminal Justice Rehabilitation major from Dodge Center, Minn. ● SPORTS INFORMATION/CONTRIBUTED
Why did you choose UW–Stout? “I chose to come to Stout because it offered me the opportunity to continue playing football, as well as giving me a great education with pretty much a guarantee that i would land a job upon graduation with our schools amazing placement rating. I also liked the addition of getting a laptop and books included in tuition. Lastly, the small campus feel and having everything so close together for me was super nice and convenient.” Outside of school and athletics, what are some of your hobbies?
Senior Linebacker Bradley Myers awaiting a snap.
“I like to play video games (Madden, Call of Duty, 2K), watching movies is another go-to, or netflix. My go-to is The Office or That’s 70’s show. Other than that, probably just hanging out with my teammates.” TIM KRUSE/CONTRIBUTED
Who is your favorite pro-athlete and why? “My favorite pro-athlete is Cam Newton, just because of how different he is compared to all the other quarterbacks in the NFL. He’s just a freak of nature athlete and knows how to win. The Carolina Panthers would be my second favorite team in the NFL behind the Vikings.” What is your plan after college?
What are a few interesting facts about yourself?
I want to get into event staff security and become a operations manager or security manager for events like sporting events and concerts, so like a behind the scenes guy coordinating the security. That would be my dream job right now. That’s why I’m Majoring in Criminal Justice and Rehab with a Minor in Business Admin.
“Some interesting facts about myself would be that I was born in Foley, Alabama and lived there until 3rd grade. Then my family and I moved up to a farm in Claremont, MN, about 20 minutes west of Rochester,MN. I was raised a die hard Alabama Crimson Tide fan for football and always will be. Another interesting thing is that I was adopted by my grandparents when I was 3 years old. So they have been my Mom and Dad for pretty much my entire life. I am forever grateful for the sacrifices that they have continued to give me everyday.”
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UPCOMING HOME GAMES AT UW-STOUT EVEN THUE
FOOTBALL Sat, Sept 22 at 1 p.m. vs. California Lutheran University Sat, Sept 29 at 6 p.m. vs. UW-Eau Claire Sat, Oct 6 at 2 p.m. vs. UW-LA Crosse
TENNIS Wed, Sept 12 at 4 p.m. vs. University of St. Thomas The UW-Stout football team sings after a win in overtime at Gustavus Adolphus on Sep 8.
Wed, Sept 19 at 3 p.m. vs. UW-Eau Claire
WOMEN’S SOCCER The UW-Stout Women’s soccer team huddles during their mathc with UW-Superior on Sep 8.
Tue, Sept 18 at 7 p.m. vs. Viterbo University Tue, Sept 26 at 7 p.m. vs. UW-River Falls
VOLLEYBALL Tue, Sept 25 at 7 p.m. vs. Hamline University Wed, Sept 26 at 7 p.m. vs. UW-Stevens Point Sat, Sept 29 at 3 p.m. vs. UW-LA Crosse Wed, Oct 3 at 7 p.m. vs. Saint Mary’s University
SHAKING OFF THE SUMMER RUST EVAN THUE
One-way Kennedy likes to keep her mind fresh is by setting a goal for herself, by giving herself something to visualize and strive for. She said that’s not the only way she keeps her mind sharp. “Keeping in touch with my teammates” helped keep her sharp as well. “We are a family, and we are blessed to be able to spend a few hours almost every day with each other.” Some athletes might have trouble coming back and shaking the rust off the first couple weeks but for Strain it was something different that was hard for her. “For me, the only hard part about coming back is knowing this is my last season. My last year being able to play volleyball as a Blue Devil. Last weekend we had a tournament in Portland, Oregon and it was a great start to our season.” As Stout sports come back and start getting into that full swing it will be interesting to watch how the season unfolds.●
SPORTS INFORMATION/CONTRIBUTED
Right now, lots of University of Wisconsin-Stout Students are probably feeling one big thing, a summer hangover. It’s hard getting back into the swing of studying and doing homework and some athletes are in the same mindset when trying to get back into sports mode as the leaves turn and fall starts to settle in. Kennedy Strain, a Senior on the Volleyball team, felt that it wasn’t too hard to get back into a sports mode. “We are athletes 24/7 and trained all through the summer. Most of us joined a summer volleyball league as well to help keep us in the game. Tryouts are day one, so we have to be prepared to give it out all right off the bat.” The Volleyball players return on August 17 to a more laid-back practice to help them get back into the groove, but then the after was tryouts, so it was very important for them to stay sharp during their time off.
Senior Kennedy Strain in a volleyball Match last year.
SATIRE THE ‘SCOPES CAM “DR. FRASIER CRANE” PARRUCCI
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) After years of searching for it, you’re finally going to find that sick guitar chord you’ve been searching for. And for some reason, cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Duct tape fixes everything! Except that one really awkward thing you said last year at that party. Oof, there’s no recovering from that. Leo (July 23 - August 22) It’s time to bring and old fad back, and it’s up to you to do it. Start texting with a signature again! Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It’s time to choose, Virgo! Choose what, you ask? Don’t ask me, I’m a pieces.
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Remember, your professors have feelings too. Don’t forget to laugh really hard any time they say a swear word. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – Some new and juicy information is coming your way soon! You need to hide, quick. Many secret orders and governments will be after you.
Panic! – This Class’s Required Novel isn’t on Sparknotes
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You never know if you’re the Hulk until you actually get angry enough. Come on and try, you mean, green, fighting machine!
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Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Never forget that there’s a vine compilation out there for every emotion you feel, you little roller coaster, you.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Halloween is coming up soon, Libra! This will be the year you finally pull off that sexy Waluigi costume you’ve been working on for so long.
ONLINE/CONTRIBUTED
Aries (March 21 - April 19) It’s so inspiring and unique that you love both The Office and Africa by Toto! Never before has a living human enjoyed both of those things.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 19) The stars will be aligned in the coming days to help you realize your dreams, Aquarius. It’s shame you’ll be mauled by a bear and stuck in a coma before it happens. Pisces (February 20 - March 20) Remember, anything you find without someone’s name written clearly on it is now yours. Yes, especially that unlocked car!
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AFTER ONE WEEK INTO CLASSES THIS FRESHMAN IS SOMEHOW STILL FULL OF LIFE, HOPE CAMERON PARRUCCI
labus week doesn’t mean what I thought it would mean,” says one other freshman. “I’ve already lost sleep, and my daily 8 ams aren’t making this much easier. Seeing that guy on my floor walking around so cheery and happy all the time is weird.” Dr. Andres Olsten, a behavioral specialist, finds Gilbert’s positive attitude surprising, “Normally you see the light dim after the first, second day of classes, after the first real project or any group work is assigned. Icebreakers also do the trick very quickly after the second or third time around. Frankly, I’ve never seen a case of positivity as strong as his.” While the future of Gilbert’s go-getting positivity streak remains strong, the fu-
ONLINE/CONTRIBUTED
Meet Brandon Gilbert, incoming Business Administration freshman from Green Bay, Wisconsin. Gilbert has already gotten a name for himself on campus as one of the few freshman who, after the first week, has yet to lose all hope. “I mean, I know it’s the first week of classes and I already have 4 discussion posts, a quiz, 10 chapters of reading, and a paper due, but I’m in college now! This is great,” says Gilbert. “I don’t see how everyone has lost hope so quickly, are they in the same classes as me?” Gilbert’s cheery attitude has baffled his peers and professionals alike. Some maintain they are happy for him, others find his enjoyment in life downright offensive. “Syl-
ture of this student’s positivity remains murky. Stay tuned for any updates regarding this case only at Stoutonia.●
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CALENDAR STOUT COMICS SEPT. 11 - SEPT. 23, 2018
BY ADRIAN PERALES
Wed. 09/12 Film: Paradise Harvey Hall 7 p.m. – 9 p.m.
Wed. 09/12 Sealed Cargo: Bolivian Drama Film Harvey Hall Theatre 7 p.m. – 9 p.m.
Thu. 09/13 Great Community Cookout Downtown Menomonie 5 p.m. – 8 p.m.
Fri. 09/14 Bubble Soccer Infield of Outdoor Track 12 p.m. – 3 p.m.
Sat. 09/15 Back to School Party The Abbey Pub and Grub 6 p.m.
Wed. 09/26 Film: Spider Thieves Harvey Hall 7 p.m. – 9 p.m.
Wed. 09/26 Concert: Sick Puppies Stout Ale House 6 p.m. – 12 a.m.
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